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EngrSajjad
  • 2 days ago
Transcript
00:00...about it.
00:06Ha ha! He's going down into the LS River!
00:09I can see that!
00:12I hate that closeted man whore on the TV!
00:15I hate him on the radio! I hate him even more in person!
00:18He was never funny!
00:25The little shit's all out of juice!
00:30Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:33Guys! You run out of batteries, huh?
00:35I didn't mean anything by it, alright?
00:37Oh yeah? Well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old
00:40and I swore to God that I would rip the fucking skin off anyone who fucking wronged her!
00:46Look, I'm just a dumb A-list celebrity trying to entertain America, okay?
00:50I got a lot of stuff going on right now, dude, besides you trying to kill me.
00:54Now I got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits, plus I'm an addict, alright?
00:58And I've relapsed. I can't stop jacking, dude!
01:01I jack it in traffic!
01:02What's your talent, huh? I mean, aside from love and sex.
01:05Dude, haven't you seen my show? It's not live, it's not funny!
01:08That's my genius! I got no fucking talent!
01:10You clearly ain't being humble, T.
01:13You proved your point.
01:14This is your daughter.
01:15You should be wanting to rip the fucking ponytail off the back of this guy's head!
01:19And you!
01:21Pants off.
01:25Okay.
01:26There you go.
01:29Alright.
01:30What are you doing?
01:31Now, I want you to dance sexy, celebrity.
01:34I mean, I need music or...
01:36Are you trying to fucking annoy me, huh?
01:38I'll dance.
01:39Good.
01:41What the fuck is that?
01:43Alright, alright, now drop it like it's hard, alright?
01:46I want to see you get nice and low.
01:49Come on!
01:50Lower!
01:51Lower!
01:52Come on!
01:53Oh!
01:54Please don't kill me, okay?
01:55I'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week!
01:57Alright, alright, come on.
01:58Get off!
01:59Take off!
02:00Go!
02:01Now!
02:02Before I change my mind!
02:03I got it all on my camera, you fucking pussy!
02:05The world's gonna see your shit!
02:09I'm going home.
02:10How the fuck did you do it without me for nine years, huh?
02:16Shit!