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  • 6/24/2025
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00:18Save me!
00:20Good lord above!
00:30Can we?
00:37Yes, we cannabis.
00:42Can I get a signature, sir?
00:44For what?
00:45The most important fight of all.
00:47Poverty.
00:48No, another most important fight.
00:50The AIDS.
00:51No, another one.
00:53Animal welfare.
00:54Legalization.
00:55Here, sign.
00:58Shit, where's my pen?
00:59Where's my pen?
01:00Legalization of what?
01:01Of things the Founding Fathers took as a right to consume medicinal plants.
01:09Legalized smoke?
01:10Yeah.
01:10You fucking kidding me?
01:12I make a shitload of money selling that, all right?
01:14The last thing I can handle is legalization.
01:17Now, fuck off!
01:19Take a drink.
01:21No, I don't smoke it anymore.
01:23It interferes with the speed.
01:25It's really good weed.
01:28All right, give it here.
01:29It's a real mellow contemplative high that comes from here.
01:46Those clowns over there!
01:48Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
02:02You think I haven't killed a clown before?
02:14How many fucking clowns can you fit in a van?
02:34This is a joke with no punchline.
02:36I'm not scared of you anymore!
02:43I'm a big boy now!
02:48I'm turning into a lightweight.
02:50I expected so much more from my psychosis!
03:08What the fuck is happening?
03:20I'm a big boy!
03:22Look at you!
03:22You're a joke!
03:26Look at you! You're a joke!
03:56Am I really this messed up?
04:06You think I'm scared of me?
04:26You think you're so funny, don't you?
04:46Why am I not selling this stuff?
04:56I hate clowns!
05:15I'm supposed to be a narcotics specialist!
05:19Die! Creepy hallucination!
05:49Fight that smile off your face!
05:56Clowns!
05:58It had to be a clown!
06:05Stop laughing at me!
06:19I'm not scared of you anymore! I'm a big boy now!
06:40Come on, Philip! Pull out of it!
06:49How many of you sex offenders are there?!
06:54Come on! What is this?! Two for one now?!
06:55Am I really this messed up?!
07:00See? Now...
07:03How many of you sex offenders are there?!
07:07Come on! What is this? Two for one now?!
07:12Am I really this messed up?!
07:14I can't believe this mess stop!
07:28See? Now that's funny!
07:32Yeah! Who's laughing now?
07:38Spoke too soon. Headspin, not good.
07:44And I suppose that's why they want to keep us suppressed.
07:48Gosh, it's been really interesting talking to you.
07:51What the fuck was that, huh?
07:54It was horrible!
07:56Well, think about what I said!