02:33Well, that's an international criminal organization
02:35that was founded...
02:37Oh, I think in 1957.
02:40How's that?
02:42What?
02:4457.
02:45Agent 57 is in Hong Kong.
02:48Hong Kong.
02:48What about Hong Kong?
02:52What?
02:54Hong Kong.
02:55What are we talking about Hong Kong?
02:59Hong...
03:00Hodgkins.
03:04Raise the cone of silence.
03:07What?
03:08Raise the cone of silence!
03:16Ah, pardon me.
03:17I wonder if you'd mind working on that shoe for a while.
03:26Oh, this is smart.
03:28Maxwell Smart, Agent 86.
03:3086, report to headquarters immediately.
03:32Just a minute, who is this?
03:34This is the chief.
03:35Who else will be calling you on your shoe?
03:37This pill, when swallowed,
03:39will bring painless death in about 20 seconds.
03:42Are there any questions?
03:44How do I get them to take it?
03:47Good morning.
04:00When the moon is full,
04:02the tide is high.
04:05You must want the spy school.
04:07That's next door.
04:07Agent 12.
04:24Yes, 86.
04:25Act natural.
04:26Right.
04:27Hello, Control.
04:28This is 86.
04:29I have vital information for you.
04:32Come in, Control.
04:32Yeah, now, get up.
04:38Just conceivable that this whole affair could have been a bad dream.
04:41Absolutely not, Chief.
04:43I tell you I saw two invisible men.
04:47That is, I didn't see two invisible men.
04:52Well, what I mean to say is,
04:54I saw two men who were not in my apartment who were there.
05:01I'm going to change clothes with this Indian.
05:02That will give me a cover to get onto the reservation.
05:05An excellent plan.
05:06Thank you.
05:06Now, if one of you will help me get his clothes off,
05:09the other can turn their back.
05:14I want a complete change of personnel on the entrances and exits.
05:19Relay all calls through this office.
05:25Not so fast, please.
05:27Can you hold on for a second?
05:28Uh, I'll be with you in a minute.
05:32Are you still there?
05:34Uh, listen, I'll have to call you back later.
05:37Yeah.
05:43Uh, correction.
05:45Correction?
05:46No calls will be relayed through this office.
05:50Code room.
05:55Code room?
05:55I want new passwords and camera signs.
05:58Radio communications will be transferred to emergency frequency.
06:02I want all agents on the outside brought inside.
06:04I want all agents on the inside brought outside.
06:13Oh, Mrs. Dawson, I'm terribly sorry to disturb you.
06:15Do you know what time it is, Mr. Smart?
06:17Yes, but I knew you'd still be up with your ankle.
06:19I'm rarely up without it.
06:21I hope you didn't have to walk all the way to the door.
06:24No, I took a bus from the living room.
06:26Hello, Central.
06:27I'm switching to my eyeglasses.
06:29Put a hold on my wallet, but keep my shoe open.
06:33I better give him a little honk, Chief.
06:36No!
06:40My hotline.
06:41Oh, I'll get it for you, Chief.
06:42Wrong phone.
06:53This is the Chief.
06:54We'd like to register, please.
06:56Don't move.
06:57He has a gun.
06:59What do we do now, Mr. Smart?
07:01It's all right.
07:02He won't shoot.
07:03Not as long as the cashier, who was one of our men,
07:04has a gun trained on his back.
07:06I know that, but the bellboy has a gun leveled at the cashier.
07:12Oh, it's all right, because Agent 41, the chambermaid,
07:15has the drop on the bellboy.
07:19Since I've never trusted the chambermaid,
07:21Agent 48, the elevator operator,
07:22has the chambermaid cover.
07:24It's a standoff.
07:25What is that?
07:26Everybody's afraid to shoot for fear he himself will be shot.
07:29Consequently, no one gets hurt.
07:30Let's get Miss Lupescu out of here.
07:43Of course, in a situation like this,
07:46all it takes is one wise guy.
07:51I'm Maxwell Smart.
07:53Thank you.
08:00Oh, hi there.
08:18Hugo cannot answer you, Mr. Smart.
08:21Unfortunately, he has lost the power of speech.
08:25What did he say?
08:26He said, unfortunately, I have lost the power of speech.
08:30You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?
08:32There's nothing in there but your hand.
08:34All right, get your hands up,
08:35and don't make any sudden moves.
08:37Now, Mr. Smart,
08:39I'm going to break you in half.
08:45What happened?
08:48The old finger in the gun trick.
08:51That's the second time I've used it this month.
08:54Are you sure it's a fly?
08:57Absolutely.
08:57Well, then I can kill it.
09:07That's Maxwell Smart,
09:09the control agent I told you about.
09:11Now watch this.
09:12I mean, give me a hand.
09:32Well, I'm sorry, 86.
09:34I should have known you were right.
09:35I've been cooped up in so many clocks
09:41and lockers and glove compartments for so long.
09:45Nobody tells me anything.
09:48Fantastic, Hyman.
09:49You should get a medal for this.
09:51You knocked me out.
09:52What number are you dialing?
10:04Operator, I'm calling control.
10:08You have dialed incorrectly.
10:11Give me your name and address,
10:12and your dime will be refunded.
10:14Operator, I'm calling from my shoe.
10:17What is the number of your shoe, sir?
10:20It's an unlisted shoe operator.
10:23Never mind.
10:25There's one thing you overlooked.
10:27Oh?
10:28You see, you can't leave us alone in this room.
10:30And why not?
10:31Because as soon as you're gone,
10:33by the use of sheer brute strength,
10:36I shall be able to rip these chains from the wall
10:38in one minute.
10:40Would you believe it?
10:40One minute.
10:41I find that hard to believe.
10:45Would you believe two minutes?
10:47I don't think so.
10:49How about a week from Tuesday?
10:53Okay, go ahead, Chief.
10:55Max, I want you to report to headquarters,
10:56pick up a suitcase,
10:57and meet me at the airport.
10:59Right, Chief.
11:00Uh, where am I going?
11:01To the airport.
11:03I know that, Chief,
11:04but where are you sending me?
11:05To the airport!
11:06To the airport!
11:11Max, he's...
11:26Dead.
11:28He ceased.
11:31What do you say?
11:36What do you say?
11:36What do you say?
11:37What do you say?
11:39You really think I'm stupid enough
11:41to jump out of a window
11:42five stories high
11:43without having taken
11:44certain safety precautions?
11:46Below this window
11:47was a chaos truck
11:48full of mattresses.
11:49Well, gentlemen,
11:51farewell.
11:54Water, water, water!
11:59Missed it by that much.
12:11Yes, sir.
12:12Yes, sir.
12:22Feel good.
12:23Yes, sir.
12:24Yes, sir.
12:26Yes, sir.
12:26Yes.
12:26Yes, sir.
12:27Yes, sir.
12:32Put it along.
12:32Tchau, tchau.
13:02This is where the bullets hit.
13:07Don't be afraid. Come on out.
13:10Oh, sorry about that.
13:19Hello?
13:21Max, this chain is part of a massive smuggling operation
13:25to get the formula of the TK-800 out of the country.
13:28The TK-800?
13:30Right.
13:30The TK-800? Chief, if they ever get the TK-800 out of the country,
13:34we're in a lot of trouble.
13:35There's only one thing that bothers me, Chief.
13:37What?
13:38What is the TK-800?
13:41You see, the position of all these chaos agents can be explained,
13:44all except one.
13:46Which one is that?
13:47Now, what's this guy doing up here in Manitoba?
13:49And I take great pride in saying that the forces of evil
13:57have once again been foiled in their attempt to extinguish the torch of liberty.
14:03What?
14:04Oh, sorry.
14:09Wrong number.
14:15Get smart.
14:16The TK-800 is a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who
