Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billio Mailboy

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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.

00:10Really, it is an honor to be here.

00:12You will not be sorry you hired me.

00:15I'm counting on that.

00:18Is he hitting on me?

00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.

00:25Okay.

00:30Hey, I'm Clara.

00:46I'll help you get set up.

00:47Hey, thanks.

00:47I'm Ellie.

00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?

00:53Oh, do not worry about them.

00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.

00:57I am highly qualified.

00:59Relax.

01:00It can be our little dirty secret.

01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.

01:17Don't waste your time.

01:19I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.

01:24I'll see you.

01:25When are you going to quit that menial job?

01:34It's embarrassing, son.

01:36You're worth millions.

01:40Act like it.

01:41I'll see you.

01:42Thank you, Mr. Preston.

01:53Oh, Commonwealth.

01:54When no one else is around.

01:58You know something?

01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.

02:03It just needs one little adjustment.

02:10There we go.

02:11Perfect.

02:12Oh, my God.

02:13What do I do?

02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?

02:17You've used the CRM before?

02:19Yes.

02:20Good.

02:20You do understand what your position is here, right?

02:28I'm sorry.

02:30I'm not feeling well.

02:31If you'll excuse me.

02:35Eh, she'll come around.

02:36Hey, let's see.

03:04Hey!

03:05Hey!

03:06i'd ask you how your day went what did you take the beds yeah yeah you're worse than mom was

03:15well what's wrong i think the only reason why my boss hired me is because

03:19maybe you want something else for me seriously already yeah yeah and i can't afford to lose

03:25this job we need it oh he really didn't waste any time did you at least get some free terrible

03:29office coffee i i got something to uh tree up

03:39jimmy uh is this an eviction notice

03:43are you kidding surprise you are horrible at cheering people up next i'll get a job

03:54no you're not gonna get a job because what i need you to do is focus

03:59stay in school i promised mom that i would take care of you so i'm gonna take care of you okay

04:08no we'll take a hug

04:18yeah well you know she's got big plans

04:22wearing that see-through shirt like come on before oh like that's supposed to get his attention

04:29i'll be like come see me yes you want her to see me come in

04:38take a seat no no no no no no this side why don't you check it out see how it feels

04:47okay

04:47okay you're impressive really really really impressive most people in your position would

05:00play it safe but you've got instincts i'm just doing my job and doing it beautifully i might add

05:09that you should probably um get back oh brisa i can't i'm sorry well someone just made the biggest

05:18mistake of their lives

05:24oh my god it's gonna be okay i'm gonna get another job and it's gonna be fine

05:29it's not gonna be fast enough though i should have just let him

05:35that's a weird pep talk are you okay yeah i think i just got fired sweetie did i get fired

05:45you've been reassigned

05:50the mail room welcome to the heart of the company well i didn't do anything wrong

05:56i didn't say you did well then why am i being punished just because i didn't let him kiss me

06:02this happens all the time mr preston is a very powerful ceo but he's forgiving

06:06real fight your way back up not to the people who say no look you can either cry about it

06:14or prove that you're better than a corner desk it's up to you oh right ask for um colton

06:26hi

06:52I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.

07:03You are my supervisor?

07:06Yes.

07:11Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.

07:13Thanks, Mr. Carter.

07:14No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.

07:22Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.

07:29And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.

07:35But I can promise you things are going to be okay.

07:39You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.

07:42Only on Mondays.

07:43Oh.

07:45Okay.

07:47Come on.

07:48Okay.

07:48Well, this is your desk.

07:53I promise you it won't bite, usually.

07:58You want some water?

08:00I'll go get you some water.

08:02Okay.

08:02All right.

08:12We're going to have to calm down.

08:15Just breathe.

08:16He's just a man with arms and a jawline.

08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.

08:26Hydration.

08:27And a paper cup and everything.

08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.

08:36I'm sorry.

08:37That was totally inappropriate.

08:38I was kidding.

08:39Okay.

08:43Ellie, look.

08:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.

08:59Everything's going to be okay.

09:02Thanks.

09:05Of course.

09:05So, what were you doing upstairs?

09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.

09:22Strategist in the mailroom.

09:24Preston must be running this place blind.

09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.

09:31That's what I would do, at least.

09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.

09:35Maybe a little bit.

09:38I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?

09:50Another tough one?

09:51I got devoted to the mailroom.

09:56Did you do your homework?

09:57Yeah, yeah.

09:58Whatever.

10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.

10:02Beck and Lebo are currently to take you.

10:03What's the point?

10:05We can't even afford doctors.

10:07I'm going to get us through this.

10:09Okay.

10:10I'm going to take care of everything.

10:11Hey, you trust me, right?

10:13Yeah.

10:14Promise?

10:15Yeah.

10:16I trust you.

10:18Okay.

10:19I've got it.

10:20Oh.

10:20Well, let's go.

10:40I don't know.

10:42I don't know.

10:46Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.

11:02I guess blueberry. If you don't like it, just lie to me.

11:07You bought me breakfast?

11:09Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.

11:16Not bad, huh?

11:37No. No, it's perfect. Just like you.

11:43What was that?

11:45I don't say anything.

11:46I thought you said something.

11:49Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.

11:53Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.

11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.

12:05Okay.

12:16Quicker than me.

12:17I'm trying.

12:18Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.

12:23I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.

12:26They made a big mistake.

12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?

12:32Oh, so.

12:41That's not a good one.

12:43You'll find out.

12:44What's that say?

12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.

12:57Handle immediately.

12:58You're crazy.

13:00You are dangerous, aren't you?

13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?

13:06Oh, my God. Someone's coming. We have to go.

13:16Jesus, Jesse. Anybody saw us?

13:18Oh, I think we're good.

13:19Oh.

13:36I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.

13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.

13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.

13:57I'm counting on that.

14:00Is he hitting on me?

14:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.

14:04Okay.

14:26Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.

14:29Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.

14:30I'm sorry. Those girls back there, were they?

14:34Oh, do not worry about them.

14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.

14:39I am highly qualified.

14:41Relax.

14:42It can be our little dirty secret.

14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.

15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.

15:06I'll see you.

15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?

15:16It's embarrassing, son.

15:18You're worth millions.

15:22Act like it.

15:29Ellie!

15:30I'm Dick Z.

15:31Thank you, Mr. Preston.

15:35Oh, come and will.

15:37When no one else is around.

15:40You know something?

15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.

15:46It just needs one little adjustment.

15:51There we go.

15:53Perfect.

15:54Oh my God, what do I do?

15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?

15:59You've used a CRM before?

16:01Yes.

16:02Good.

16:03You do understand what your position is here, right?

16:09Um, I'm sorry.

16:12I'm not feeling well.

16:13If you'll excuse me.

16:17Eh, she'll come around.

16:18I'm sorry.

16:44I'd ask you how your day went.

16:49What?

16:50Did you check the beds?

16:51Yeah, yeah.

16:52You're worse than mom was.

16:54Well, what's wrong?

16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else

17:02from me.

17:03Seriously?

17:04Already?

17:05Yeah.

17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.

17:07We need it.

17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.

17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?

17:13I got something to, uh, cheer you up.

17:21Cheer me up.

17:22Is this an eviction notice?

17:25Are you kidding?

17:27Surprise.

17:29You are horrible at cheering people up next.

17:32I'll get a job.

17:35No.

17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.

17:42Stay in school.

17:42I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?

17:50No.

17:51Mom, take a hug.

17:56Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.

18:04She's wearing that see-through shirt.

18:05Like, come on.

18:06Be for real.

18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.

18:10Ellie, come see me.

18:18Yes.

18:19You want her to see me?

18:20Come in.

18:21Yeah.

18:22This side.

18:23This side.

18:24Why don't you check it out.

18:26See how it feels.

18:28Okay.

18:30You're impressive, Ellie.

18:38Really, really impressive.

18:40Well, most people in your position would play it safe.

18:44But you've got instincts.

18:46I'm just doing my job.

18:48You've been doing it beautifully, I might add.

18:52You should probably, um, get back.

18:54Mm-hmm.

18:55Oh, Crystal, I can't.

18:56I'm sorry.

18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.

19:02Oh, my God.

19:03It's gonna be okay.

19:05I'm gonna get another job and it's gonna be fine.

19:11It's not gonna be fast enough, though.

19:14I should've just let him.

19:16That's a weird pep talk.

19:19Are you okay?

19:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.

19:22Sweetie.

19:23Did I get fired?

19:25You've been reassigned.

19:27been reassigned. The mail room? Welcome to the heart of the company. Well, I didn't do anything wrong.

19:40I didn't say you did. Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?

19:44This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.

19:48Did you really fight your way back up? Not to the people who say no. Look, you can either cry about

19:55it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk. It's up to you. Oh, right. Ask for Colton.

20:25Hi. I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor. You are my supervisor?

20:47Yes. Come on, I'll show you the kingdom. Thanks, Mr. Carter. No, just call me Colton or else

20:58it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.

21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here. And let me guess, you just cried in the

21:13bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself. But I can promise you

21:19things are going to be okay. You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?

21:24Only on Mondays.

21:28Come on.

21:29Come on.

21:33Well, this is your desk.

21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.

21:37You want some water? I'll go get you some water.

21:44Okay.

21:53All right. We're going to have to calm down.

21:57Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.

22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.

22:08Hydration.

22:09In a paper cup and everything.

22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a

22:15subordinate you are.

22:18I'm sorry.

22:19That was totally inappropriate.

22:20I was kidding.

22:21Okay.

22:29Ellie, look.

22:32I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have

22:39something special.

22:41Everything's going to be okay.

22:44Thanks.

22:47Of course.

22:58So, what were you doing upstairs?

23:00I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.

23:04Strategist in the mailroom.

23:06Preston must be running this place blind.

23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.

23:13That's what I would do, at least.

23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.

23:18Maybe a little bit.

23:20I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.

23:23Are we?

23:24Another tough one?

23:33I got demoted to the mailroom.

23:38Did you do your homework?

23:39Yeah, yeah.

23:40Whatever.

23:40Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment, but I can leave one girl that I take you.

23:46What's the point?

23:47We can't even afford doctors.

23:49I'm going to get us through this.

23:51Okay.

23:52I'm going to take care of everybody.

23:53Hey, you trust me, right?

23:55Yeah.

23:56Promise?

23:57Yeah.

23:58I trust you.

24:00Okay.

24:01I've got it.

24:02Oh.

24:06Oh.

24:07Oh my god.

24:35I'm in so much trouble.

24:44I guess blueberry.

24:45If you don't like it, just lie to me.

24:49You bought me breakfast?

24:51Well, don't get used to it.

24:52I bribe new employees to like me.

24:55That's all.

25:05Not bad, huh?

25:19No.

25:20No, no, it's perfect.

25:25What was that?

25:27Well, don't worry about this.

25:32I'll just buy you a new one.

25:35Let's go do some deliveries.

25:37It's the best part of the job.

25:39Get to go inside.

25:41Get some fresh air.

25:41Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.

25:47Okay.

25:57Quicker than me.

25:59Try.

26:00Oh, this is where I used to work.

26:02Right there.

26:03I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.

26:08They made a big mistake.

26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?

26:15Awesome.

26:23That's not a good one.

26:25I hate papers.

26:26They'll find out.

26:27Cheers.

26:29Cheers.

26:30Cheers.

26:31Cheers.

26:32Cheers.

26:33Cheers.

26:35When you're right, what's that say?

26:37It says, Baby Goat Loose on the 3rd floor.

26:39Handle immediately.

26:40You're crazy.

26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?

26:52Oh my god, someone's coming.

26:53We have to go...

26:55...

27:00Oh, I think we're good.

27:01I'm excited to put my marketing skills together.

27:31To good use and to grow with the company.

27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.

27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.

27:39I'm counting on that.

27:42Is he hitting on me?

27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.

27:49Okay.

28:01Hey.

28:23Relax.

28:24It can be our little dirty seal.

28:25He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.

28:41Don't waste your time.

28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.

28:48I'll see you.

28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?

28:58It's embarrassing, son.

29:00You're worth millions.

29:04Act like it.

29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.

29:17Oh, Commonwealth.

29:19When no one else is around.

29:22You know something?

29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.

29:27It just needs one little adjustment.

29:34There we go.

29:35Perfect.

29:36Oh my god, what do I do?

29:38Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?

29:41You've used the CRM before?

29:43Yes.

29:44Good.

29:45You do understand what your position is here, right?

29:49I'm sorry.

29:54I'm not feeling well.

29:55If you'll excuse me.

29:59Eh, she'll come around.

30:19I'd ask you how your day went.

30:31What?

30:32Did you take her meds?

30:33Yeah, yeah.

30:34You're worse than mom was.

30:39Well, what's wrong?

30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else for me.

30:45Seriously?

30:46Already?

30:47Yeah.

30:47Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.

30:49We need it.

30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.

30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?

30:55I...

30:56I got something to, uh, tree up.

31:03Chimmy, huh?

31:04Is this an eviction notice?

31:07Are you kidding?

31:09Surprise.

31:11You are horrible at cheering people up next.

31:14I'll get a job.

31:17No.

31:19You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.

31:23Stay in school.

31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.

31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?

31:32No.

31:33Mom, take a hug.

31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.

31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.

31:48Like, come on.

31:48Be for real.

31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.

31:55Billy, come see me.

31:57Yes.

31:57You want her to see me?

32:01Come in.

32:02Take a seat.

32:03No, no, no, no, no.

32:04This side.

32:05Why don't you check it out?

32:08See how it feels.

32:11Okay.

32:11You're impressive, Ellie.

32:18Really, really impressive.

32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.

32:26But you've got instincts.

32:28I'm just doing my job.

32:30And doing it beautifully, I might add.

32:34I should probably, um, get back.

32:36Oh, person, I can't.

32:38I'm sorry.

32:40Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.

32:48Oh, my God.

32:50It's going to be okay.

32:51I'm going to get another job.

32:52And it's going to be fine.

32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.

32:57I should have just let him.

32:59That's a weird pep talk.

33:01Are you okay?

33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.

33:04Sweetie, did I get fired?

33:08You've been reassigned.

33:14The mailroom?

33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.

33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.

33:22I didn't say you did.

33:23Well, then why am I being punished?

33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?

33:26This happens all the time.

33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.

33:30Should we all fight your way back up?

33:33Not to the people who say no.

33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.

33:40It's up to you.

33:42Oh, right.

33:43Ask for, um, Colton.

33:45Do you think you're a good person?

33:45Hmm.

33:46Do you think you're a good person?

33:47Do you think you're a good person?

33:48Do you think you're a good person?

33:50Do you think you're a good person?

33:51Do you think you're a good person?

33:52Do you think you're a good person?

33:53Do you think you're a good person?

33:54Do you think you're a good person?

33:55Do you think you're a good person?

33:57Do you think you're a good person?

33:58Do you think you're a good person?

33:59Do you think you're a good person?

34:00I'm Colton.

34:21You must be my new employee.

34:24I'm your supervisor.

34:27You are my supervisor?

34:30Yes.

34:35Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.

34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.

34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.

34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.

34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.

35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?

35:05Only on Mondays.

35:07Oh.

35:08Okay.

35:10Come on up.

35:11Okay.

35:12Well, this is your desk.

35:16I promise you it won't bite, usually.

35:19You want some water?

35:23Sure.

35:24I'm going to get you some water.

35:25Okay.

35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.

35:37Just breathe.

35:39Maybe he's just a man with arms and a jawline.

35:46The world's most underrated crisis management tool.

35:50Hydration.

35:51In a paper cup and everything.

35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.

35:58I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.

36:02I was kidding.

36:03Okay.

36:04Okay.

36:10Ellie, look.

36:15I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.

36:22Everything's going to be okay.

36:23Thanks.

36:29Of course.

36:40So, what were you doing upstairs?

36:42I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.

36:45A strategist in the mailroom.

36:47Preston must be running this place blind.

36:50If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.

36:55That's what I would do, at least.

36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.

37:00Maybe a little bit.

37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.

37:05Are we?

37:06Another tough one?

37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.

37:20Did you do your homework?

37:21Yeah, yeah.

37:22Whatever.

37:22Okay.

37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.

37:26Beck and Lee will call me to take you.

37:28What's the point?

37:29We can't even afford doctors.

37:31I'm going to get us through this.

37:32Okay.

37:34I'm going to take care of everything.

37:34Hey, you trust me, right?

37:37Yeah.

37:38I trust you.

37:41Okay.

37:43I've got it.

37:44Oh.

37:48Oh.

38:04Oh, my God.

38:17I'm in so much trouble.

38:19I guess blueberry.

38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.

38:31You bought me breakfast?

38:33Well, don't get used to it.

38:34I bribe new employees to like me.

38:37That's all.

38:38Not bad, huh?

39:01No.

39:02No.

39:02No, it's perfect.

39:04Just like you.

39:07What was that?

39:09I don't know.

39:09I didn't say anything.

39:10I thought you said something.

39:11Mm-hmm.

39:13Well, don't worry about this.

39:14I'll just buy you a new one.

39:17Let's go do some deliveries.

39:18It's the best part of the job.

39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,

39:24and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.

39:29Okay.

39:40Quicker than me.

39:41I'm trying.

39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.

39:44Right there.

39:47I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.

39:50They made a big mistake.

39:54You want to make it a little bit more interesting?

39:57How so?

40:05That's not a good one.

40:07I think.

40:08They'll find out.

40:17What's that say?

40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.

40:21Handle immediately.

40:22You're crazy.

40:24You are dangerous, isn't you?

40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?

40:34Oh, my God.

40:35Someone's coming.

40:35We have to go.

40:40Jesus, you guys are getting my stars?

40:42Oh, I think we're good.

40:44Oh.

40:44Oh, my God.

41:10I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.

41:15Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.

41:20I'm counting on that.

41:23Is he hitting on me?

41:25The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.

41:30Okay.

41:40Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.

41:52Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.

41:55Sorry, those girls back there, were they?

41:58Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.

42:02I'm highly qualified.

42:04Relax.

42:05It can be our little dirty secret.

42:10He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.

42:24I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.

42:28I'll see ya.

42:30I'll see ya.

42:36When are you gonna quit that menial job?

42:39It's embarrassing, son.

42:41You're worth millions.

42:45Act like it.

42:53Ellie!

42:54The vaccine.

42:57Thank you, Mr. Preston.

42:59Oh, Commonwealth.

43:00When...

43:01When...

43:02No one else is around.

43:03You know something?

43:04That dress...

43:05Fits you in all the right places.

43:09It just needs...

43:11One...

43:12Little...

43:13Adjustment.

43:15There we go.

43:16Perfect.

43:17Oh my god, what do I do?

43:19Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?

43:22You've used the CRM before?

43:24Yes.

43:25Good.

43:26You do understand what your position is here, right?

43:33Um...

43:34I'm sorry.

43:35I'm not...

43:36I'm not feeling well.

43:37If you'll excuse me.

43:40Eh, she'll come around.

43:41You've got to run.

44:11I'd ask you how your day went.

44:13What?

44:14Did you take the vets?

44:15Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.

44:20Well, what's wrong?

44:21I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.

44:26Seriously? Already?

44:28Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.

44:31Oh, you really didn't waste any time.

44:33Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?

44:36I... I got something to, uh, tree up.

44:41Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?

44:47Are you kidding?

44:50Surprise.

44:52You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.

44:55I'll get a job.

44:58No.

45:00You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.

45:05Stay in school. I promised Mom that I would take care of you.

45:08So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?

45:10No. Mom, take a hug.

45:23Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.

45:27She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.

45:30Like, that's supposed to get his attention.

45:36Ellie. Come see me.

45:38Yes.

45:41You want her to see me?

45:43Come in. Make a seat. No, no, no, no, no.

45:45This side. Why don't you check it out? See how it feels.

45:51Okay?

45:52Okay.

45:53Okay.

45:54Okay.

45:56You're... impressive, Ellie.

45:59Really... really impressive.

46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.

46:08But you've got instincts.

46:09I'm just doing my job.

46:10Mm-hmm.

46:11And doing it... beautifully, I might add.

46:15You should probably, um, get back.

46:17Mm-hmm.

46:18Oh, Chris, I can't. I'm sorry.

46:21Well...

46:23Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.

46:25Oh, my God.

46:30It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job. And it's gonna be fine.

46:37It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should've just let him.

46:41That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?

46:44Yeah, I think I just got fired.

46:47Sweetie.

46:48Did I get fired?

46:50You've been reassigned.

46:56The mail room?

46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.

47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.

47:03I didn't say you did.

47:04Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?

47:07This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.

47:11Not to the people who say no.

47:13Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.

47:18It's up to you.

47:19Uh-huh.

47:20I don't care.

47:21I'm sorry.

47:22I'm sorry.

47:23I'm sorry.

47:24I feel like you're not crying.

47:25I don't care about it.

47:26I'm sorry.

47:27I'm sorry.

47:28I'm sorry.

47:30I do not care, but it is up to you.

47:32That's all right.

47:35I don't care.

47:36Don't care about it.

47:37I don't care about it.

47:39Hi. I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.

48:04You are my supervisor? Yes.

48:12Come on, I'll show you the kingdom. Thanks, Mr. Carter. No, just call me Colton or else

48:18it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.

48:26Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried

48:33in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself. But I can promise

48:39you things are going to be okay. You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?

48:46Only on Mondays. Come on.

48:52Well, this is your desk. I promise you I won't. Want some water? I'll go get you some water.

49:04Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline. The world's most underrated crisis

49:24management tool. Hydration. And a paper cup and everything. Yeah, well, I guess that just goes

49:30to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are. I'm sorry.

49:37That was totally inappropriate. I was kidding. Okay.

49:47Ellie, look.

49:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have

49:57something special. Everything's going to be okay. Thanks.

50:05Of course.

50:05So, what were you doing upstairs? I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.

50:21A strategist in the mailroom. Preston must be running this place blind. If he had half a brain,

50:28he would use social media to increase our stock. That's what I would do at least.

50:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.

50:36Maybe a little bit. I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?

50:50Another tough one? I got devoted to the mailroom.

50:54The mailroom. Did you do your homework?

50:57Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

50:58Okay. Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment. If I can leave our car, let it take you.

51:04What's the point? We can't even afford doctors.

51:07I'm going to get us through this. Okay. I'm going to take care of everybody.

51:10Hey, you trust me, right?

51:13Yeah.

51:13Promise?

51:14Yeah. I trust you.

51:17Okay. I've got it.

51:20Okay.

51:36Ah.

51:40Oh, my God, I'm in so much trouble.

52:02I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.

52:07You bought me breakfast?

52:08Well, don't get used to it.

52:10I bribe new employees to like me.

52:13That's all.

52:36That bad, huh?

52:37No, no, it's perfect.

52:40Just like you.

52:43What was that?

52:45I don't know, it's anything.

52:46I thought you said something.

52:49Well, don't worry about this.

52:50I'll just buy you a new one.

52:53Let's go do some deliveries.

52:55It's the best part of the job.

52:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,

52:59and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.

53:05Okay.

53:15Quicker than me.

53:17I'm trying.

53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.

53:20Right there.

53:21I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.

53:26They made a big mistake.

53:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?

53:33How so?

53:41That's not a good one.

53:43You'll find out.

53:44What does that say?

53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.

53:57Handle immediately.

53:59You're crazy.

54:00You are dangerous, isn't you?

54:01Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?

54:10Oh my god, someone's coming.

54:11We have to go.

54:16Jesus, Jesse.

54:17My saws.

54:18Oh, I think we're good.

54:19Oh.

54:31Oh, my God.

54:42Oh.

54:43Oh.

54:44Oh.

54:47Oh.

54:50Oh.

54:52Oh, oh.

54:54Oh.

54:55Oh.

54:56Oh.

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