- 7/6/2025
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:12You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:19The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara.
00:46I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks.
00:47I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:52Oh, do not worry about them.
00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I am highly qualified.
00:59Relax.
01:00It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
01:17Don't waste your time.
01:19I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:23I'll see you.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:36You're worth millions.
01:40Act like it.
01:41I'll see you.
01:41I'll see you.
01:42I'll see you.
01:47I'll see you.
01:51Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:55When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:03It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:20You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:28I'm sorry.
02:29I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:34Eh, she'll come around.
02:35Oh, my God.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:05I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the meds?
03:09Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
03:14Well, what's wrong?
03:15I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
03:20Seriously? Already?
03:22Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose his job if we need it.
03:25Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:27Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:30I... I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:35Jimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
03:41Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:46You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:49I'll get a job.
03:52No.
03:54You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
03:58Stay in school. I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:01So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:04No. Mom take a hug.
04:17Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.
04:24Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:30Ellie, come see me.
04:32Yes.
04:35You want her to see me?
04:36Come in. Make a seat. No, no, no, no, no.
04:39This side. Why don't you check it out? See how it feels.
04:45Okay?
04:46You're... impressive, Ellie. Really... really impressive.
04:58Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:01But you've got instincts.
05:03I'm just doing my job.
05:05And doing it... beautifully, I might add.
05:09You should probably, um, get back.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Oh, Brissa, I can't. I'm sorry.
05:14Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:25It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job.
05:27And it's gonna be fine.
05:29It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should've just let him.
05:33That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
05:37Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:40Sweetie.
05:41Did I get fired?
05:43You've been reassigned.
05:49The mail room?
05:51Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:54Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:56I didn't say you did.
05:58Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:01This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:05Did you really fight your way back up?
06:07Not to the people who say no.
06:09Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:15It's up to you.
06:17Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
06:31I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
06:49You are my supervisor?
06:50Yes.
06:51Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
06:52Thanks, Mr. Carter.
06:53No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes
06:54or something.
06:55Okay.
06:56I'm Colton.
06:57I'm Colton.
06:58I'm Colton.
06:59You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:01You are my supervisor?
07:02Yes.
07:03Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:04Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:05No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes
07:18or something.
07:23Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
07:28And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking
07:33yourself.
07:35But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:41Only on Mondays.
07:43Oh.
07:44Okay.
07:45Come on.
07:46Okay.
07:47Well, this is your desk.
07:52I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55Want some water?
07:59I'll go get you some water.
08:01Okay.
08:02Alright, we're going to have to calm down.
08:14Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:25Hydration.
08:26And a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
08:32you are.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34That was totally inappropriate.
08:35I was kidding.
08:36Okay.
08:37Oh.
08:38Ellie, look.
08:39I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have
08:55something special.
08:56Everything's going to be okay.
08:57Thanks.
08:58Of course.
08:59So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:01I'm a marketing strategist.
09:02Or, I was.
09:03Strategist in the mailroom.
09:04Preston must be running this place blind.
09:08If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:29That's what I would do at least.
09:31Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:36I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:40Are we?
09:45Another tough one?
09:50I got demoted.
09:52To the mailroom.
09:54Did you do your homework?
09:56Yeah, yeah.
09:57Whatever.
09:58Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:01Beck and Weaver Carly take you.
10:03What's the point?
10:04We can't even afford doctors.
10:06I'm going to get us through this.
10:07Okay.
10:08I'm going to take care of everything.
10:09Hey.
10:10You trust me, right?
10:11Yeah.
10:12I missed.
10:13Yeah.
10:14I trust you.
10:15Okay.
10:16I've got it.
10:17Okay.
10:18I've got it.
10:19I've got it.
10:20I've got it.
10:24I've got it.
10:25No.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Oh, no.
10:28God, I'm in so much trouble.
10:46Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:16Oh, not bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't know, it's anything.
11:45I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
12:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33Oh, so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:43You'll find out.
12:44What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:58You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:06Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, you guys need to get my stars.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:19Oh.
13:26Yes.
13:36I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
13:50and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:04Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry.
14:32Those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with
14:37to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty suit.
14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Ellie!
15:29I'm Dixie.
15:31Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, come and will.
15:37When no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:51There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh my God, what do I do?
15:55Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used a CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:09Um, I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:17Okay.
16:17I'm sorry.
16:47I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you take your beds?
16:51Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
16:57Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
17:03Seriously? Already?
17:05Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:12I... I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:17Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
17:23Are you kidding?
17:26Surprise.
17:28You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:31I'll get a job.
17:33No.
17:36You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school. I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
17:46No. Mom, take a hug.
17:59Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:02She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.
18:06Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:13Ellie, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:18You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat. No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:25See how it feels.
18:27Okay.
18:28Okay.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:31Okay.
18:32You're...
18:33Impressive, Ellie.
18:35Really...
18:36Really impressive.
18:38Most people in your position would...
18:41Play it safe.
18:43But you've got instincts.
18:45I'm just doing my job.
18:46Mm-hmm.
18:47And doing it...
18:48Beautifully.
18:49I might add.
18:50I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:54Oh, Priscilla, I can't. I'm sorry.
18:56Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:07It's gonna be okay.
19:08I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
19:11It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
19:12I should have just let him.
19:15That's a weird pep talk.
19:16Are you okay?
19:17I don't know.
19:18I don't know.
19:19I don't know.
19:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie.
19:24Did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mailroom?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:51Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:01Ask for, um, Colton.
20:04I'm so sorry.
20:05I'll see you next time.
20:06Yeah.
20:07See you next time.
20:08I'm out.
20:09You're going to go.
20:10I'm sorry.
20:12I'm sorry.
20:13Bye.
20:14Bye.
20:15Bye.
20:16Bye.
20:17Bye.
20:18Bye.
20:19Bye.
20:20Bye.
20:21Bye.
20:22Bye.
20:23Bye.
20:24Bye.
20:25Bye.
20:26Bye.
20:27Bye.
20:28Bye.
20:30Bye.
20:31I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:01No.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Oh.
21:27Okay.
21:28Come on, I'll.
21:29Okay.
21:31Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:40You want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:21Okay.
22:23Oh.
22:28Ellie, look.
22:32I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:41Thanks.
22:47Of course.
22:47So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:05Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got deloated.
23:35To the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and me, we'll call it a day to you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02Oh.
24:05Oh my God.
24:23Okay.
24:23Oh my God.
24:24Oh my God.
24:24Oh my God.
24:26Oh, my God.
24:35I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:48You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
24:56That bad, huh?
25:19No.
25:20No, no, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:31Well, don't worry about this.
25:32I'll just buy you a new one.
25:34Let's go do some deliveries.
25:36It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
25:41and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:57Quicker than me.
25:59I'm trying.
25:59Oh, this is where I used to work.
26:02Right there.
26:05I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15Awesome.
26:15That's not a good one.
26:24How do you think?
26:25Go find out.
26:26What do you like?
26:31What does that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:40You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:48Oh, my God.
26:53Someone's coming.
26:53We have to go.
26:59Oh, I think we're good.
27:01Oh, I think we're good.
27:18I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
27:32and to grow at the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:43The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:46Okay.
28:08Hey.
28:16Relax.
28:24It can be our little dirty secret.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:42I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:55When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth.
29:18When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used the CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49Um, I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59Oh my god, what do I do?
30:29I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your bets?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:38Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:56I got something to, uh, tree up.
30:59Chimmy, huh?
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:26So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:47Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:51Ellie, come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:11You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I should probably, um, get back.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:38Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie, did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Should we all fight your way back up?
33:31Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Well, here we go.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:04I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:34Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:02You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:10Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you I won't bite, usually.
35:22You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26Okay.
35:32All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:38Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:45The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:52Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am, and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:03Ellie, look.
36:15I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:26Of course.
36:40So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got devoted to the mailroom.
37:19Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:21Whatever.
37:22Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Lee Walker, I'll let you take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us through this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38I missed.
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:44Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:48Oh my God.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:30You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:37Not bad, huh?
39:01No.
39:02No, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I didn't say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:23and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:29Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:46I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:51You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:07How do you think?
40:07You'll find out.
40:17What does that say?
40:18It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:20Handle immediately.
40:23You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, you guys need to get my stars.
40:42I think we're good.
40:43Oh.
40:44Oh.
40:44I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
41:14and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:25The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:28Hey, I'm Clara.
41:38I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry.
41:56Those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:07He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:29I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie!
42:54I'm taking a seat.
42:58Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59I will come and will when no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh my God, what do I do?
43:19Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:26You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:34I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:41Oh my God.
44:03Oh!
44:03I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check the meds?
44:15Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
44:21What's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else for me.
44:27Seriously? Already?
44:29Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
44:31Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I... I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:46Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:52You are horrible at cheering people up next.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:08So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:29Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:36Billy.
45:38Come see me.
45:38Yes.
45:39You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Take a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:53You're impressive, Eileen.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:11And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:15I think I should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Prisca, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:21Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:38I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:43Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie, did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:56The mailroom?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:19I'm sorry.
47:21Fuck, it's up to you.
47:28Let's go.
47:28Bye-bye.
47:30I'm Colton.
48:00You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:13Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:17No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:22Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:44Only on Mondays.
48:49Come on up.
48:50Okay.
48:53Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:58You want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:01All right.
49:14Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:26Hydration.
49:27In a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:39Ellie, look.
49:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
49:58Everything's going to be okay.
50:01Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:09So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:18I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:35Maybe a little bit.
50:36I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
50:50Another tough one?
50:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
50:55Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:57Whatever.
50:58Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02Beck and Lee book, I'll let you take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm going to get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:09I'm going to take care of everybody.
51:10Hey, you trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14Promise?
51:15Yeah.
51:16I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:20Oh.
51:24Oh.
51:24Oh my god.
51:53I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry.
52:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:09Well, don't get used to it.
52:10I bribe new employees to like me.
52:13That's all.
52:15Oh.
52:16Oh.
52:16Oh.
52:16Oh.
52:16Oh.
52:23Not bad, huh?
52:37No.
52:38No, it's perfect.
52:40Just like you.
52:43What was that?
52:44I don't know.
52:45I didn't say anything.
52:45I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this.
52:50I'll just buy you a new one.
52:52Let's go do some deliveries.
52:54It's the best part of the job.
52:57You get to go inside, get some fresh air,
53:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:05Okay.
53:05Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:20Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:41That's not a good one.
53:42How do you think?
53:43You'll find out.
53:52What does that say?
53:54It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:56Handle immediately.
53:58You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:10Oh, my God.
54:11Someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:15Jesus, Jesse.
54:16Everybody saw us.
54:18I think we're good.
54:19Oh.
54:26I think we're good.
54:27I think we're good.
54:28I think we're good.
54:28I think we're good.
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