- 7/7/2025
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Bilaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:12You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara.
00:46I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks.
00:47I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them.
00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I am highly qualified.
00:59Relax.
01:00It can be our little dirty secret.
01:05I'll waste your time.
01:07I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:12I'll see you.
01:12I'll see you.
01:16When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:18I'll see you.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'm Dixie.
01:26Commonwealth.
01:27When...
01:28No one else is around.
01:31You know something?
01:32That dress...
01:33Places.
01:34It just needs...
01:35One...
01:36Little...
01:37Adjustment.
01:39There we go.
01:41Perfect.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43What do I do?
01:44Now, you shouldn't see her.
01:46Right?
01:49Um...
01:49I'm sorry.
01:51I'm not...
01:51I'm not feeling well.
01:52If you'll excuse me.
01:56Eh, she'll come around.
01:57Max?
02:06Yeah, yeah.
02:07You're worse than Mom was.
02:09Well, what's wrong?
02:10I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from
02:14me?
02:15Well, you didn't waste any time.
02:16Did you at least get some free terrible office to, uh, tree up?
02:22Are you kidding?
02:24Butchering people up next?
02:25I'll get a job.
02:30No.
02:31You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
02:43You're wearing that C3 shirt, Chin.
02:49Helen, come see me?
02:51Yes.
02:54Eels.
02:55Okay?
02:56Okay.
03:00You're...
03:01Impressive, Ellie.
03:03Really...
03:03Really impressive.
03:07Most people in your position would have just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
03:10It's going to be okay.
03:15I'm going to get another job and it's going to be fine.
03:18Should I just let him?
03:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
03:23Sweetie.
03:26The mail room?
03:28Welcome to the heart of the company.
03:31Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
03:33Not to the people who say no.
03:34Look, you can...
03:35Look, you can...
03:43Hi.
03:45I'm Colton.
03:46You must be my new...
03:48Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
03:52Look, I know I can promise you things are going to be okay.
04:00Only on Mondays.
04:01Oh.
04:03Okay.
04:05Come on.
04:05Well, this is your desk.
04:08I promise you it won't bite, usually.
04:14Want some water?
04:15I'll go get you some water.
04:17Okay.
04:26All right.
04:27We're going to have to calm down.
04:28Just breathe.
04:31He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
04:36The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
04:41Hydration.
04:42In a paper cup and everything.
04:44Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52That was totally inappropriate.
04:53I was kidding.
04:54Okay.
04:56Oh.
04:58Ellie, look.
05:06I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
05:13Everything's going to be okay.
05:17Thanks.
05:20Of course.
05:28So, what were you doing upstairs?
05:34I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
05:37Strategist in the mailroom.
05:39Preston must be running this place blind.
05:41If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
05:46That's what I would do, at least.
05:48Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
05:51Maybe a little bit.
05:52I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
05:56Are we?
05:57Another tough one?
06:06I got devoted to the mailroom.
06:11Did you do your homework?
06:12Yeah, yeah.
06:13Whatever.
06:13Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
06:17If I can leave, we'll call it to take you.
06:19What's the point?
06:20We can't even afford doctors.
06:22I'm going to get us through this.
06:23Okay.
06:25I'm going to take care of her.
06:25Hey, you trust me, right?
06:28Yeah.
06:29I missed.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I trust you.
06:33Okay.
06:33I've got it.
06:35I'm going to take care of her.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:08I'm in so much trouble.
07:17I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
07:22You bought me breakfast?
07:24Well, don't get used to it.
07:25I bribe new employees to like me.
07:28That's all.
07:29Well...
07:35Not bad, huh?
07:52No.
07:53No, it's perfect.
07:55Just like you.
07:58What was that?
07:59I don't know.
08:00I didn't say anything.
08:01I thought you said something.
08:02Mm-hmm.
08:04Well, don't worry about this.
08:05I'll just buy you a new one.
08:07Let's go do some deliveries.
08:10It's the best part of the job.
08:12Get to go inside.
08:14Get some fresh air.
08:17Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
08:20Okay.
08:30Quicker than me.
08:32I'm trying.
08:32Oh, this is where I used to work.
08:35Right there.
08:38I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
08:41They made a big mistake.
08:45You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
08:48How so?
08:48That's not a good one.
08:58You'll find out.
08:59Jesus.
09:08What's that say?
09:09It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
09:12Handle immediately.
09:14You're crazy.
09:15You are dangerous, isn't you?
09:16Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
09:25Oh, my God.
09:26Someone's coming.
09:26We have to go.
09:31Jesus, you guys need my saws.
09:33Oh, I think we're good.
09:35Oh.
09:35I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
10:05and to grow at the company.
10:07Really, it is an honor to be here.
10:09You will not be sorry you hired me.
10:12I'm counting on that.
10:15Is he hitting on me?
10:17The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
10:22Okay.
10:22Hey, I'm Clara.
10:43I'll help you get set up.
10:44Hey, thanks.
10:44I'm Ellie.
10:47Sorry.
10:48Those girls back there, were they?
10:49Oh, do not worry about them.
10:51They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
10:54I am highly qualified.
10:56Relax.
10:57It can be our little dirty secret.
10:58He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
11:14Don't waste your time.
11:16I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
11:20I'll see you.
11:21I'll see you.
11:22When are you going to quit that menial job?
11:31It's embarrassing, son.
11:33You're worth millions.
11:37Act like it.
11:44Ellie!
11:46Take a seat.
11:49Thank you, Mr. Preston.
11:50I will come and will when no one else is around.
11:55You know something?
11:56That dress fits you in all the right places.
12:01It just needs one little adjustment.
12:06There we go.
12:08Perfect.
12:09Oh my God, what do I do?
12:11Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
12:14You've used the CRM before?
12:16Yes.
12:17Good.
12:17You do understand what your position is here, right?
12:24I'm sorry.
12:26I'm not feeling well.
12:28If you'll excuse me.
12:31Eh, she'll come around.
12:33Oh my God.
12:44Oh my God.
12:46Oh my God.
12:58Uh-huh.
12:59I'd ask you how your day went.
13:04What?
13:05Did you check my beds?
13:06Yeah, yeah.
13:07You're worse than mom was.
13:12What's wrong?
13:13I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
13:18Seriously?
13:19Already?
13:20Yeah.
13:21Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
13:22We need it.
13:23You really didn't waste any time.
13:25Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
13:28I got something to, uh, tree up.
13:35Cheer me up.
13:36Is this an eviction notice?
13:39Are you kidding?
13:41Surprise.
13:43You are horrible at cheering people up next.
13:46I'll get a job.
13:49No.
13:51You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
13:56Stay in school.
13:57I promised mom that I would take care of you.
13:59So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
14:05No.
14:06Mom, take a hug.
14:07Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
14:18She's wearing that see-through shirt.
14:20Like, come on.
14:21Be for real.
14:22Like that's supposed to get his attention.
14:24Ellie.
14:25Come see me.
14:26Yes.
14:27You want her to see me?
14:28Come in.
14:29Take a seat.
14:30No, no, no, no, no.
14:31This side.
14:32Why don't you check it out?
14:33See how it feels.
14:34Okay.
14:35Okay.
14:36Okay.
14:37Okay.
14:38You're...
14:39Impressive, Ellie.
14:40Really...
14:41Really impressive.
14:42Most people in your position would play it safe.
14:46But you've got instincts.
14:47I'm just doing my job.
14:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
14:52I think I should probably get back.
14:53I should probably get back.
14:59Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
15:02Oh my God...
15:05Oh my God.
15:10Oh, I'm sorry.
15:13Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
15:27It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should have just let him.
15:31That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
15:35Yeah, I think I just got fired.
15:37Sweetie, did I get fired?
15:41You've been reassigned.
15:43The mail room?
15:48Welcome to the heart of the company.
15:51Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
15:54I didn't say you did.
15:55Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
15:58This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
16:02Did you really fight your way back up?
16:05Not to the people who say no.
16:07Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
16:12It's up to you.
16:14Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
16:17I'm Colton.
16:18Thank you so much for your support.
16:21I'm Colton.
16:22I'm Colton.
16:23I'm Colton.
16:27We'll see you next time.
16:29We'll see you next time.
16:30We'll see you next time.
16:31No, I'm Colton.
16:32I'm Colton.
16:54You must be my new employee.
16:57I'm your supervisor.
17:00You are my supervisor?
17:02Thanks, Mr. Carter.
17:05No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your pa-
17:09Look, I know you're panicking yourself, but I can promise you things are going to be okay.
17:18You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
17:21Only on Mondays.
17:22Oh.
17:24Okay.
17:26Come on.
17:27Well, this is your desk.
17:28I promise you.
17:32You want some water?
17:33I'll go get you some water.
17:35Okay.
17:36Just breathe.
17:37He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
17:42The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
17:47Hydration.
17:48And a paper cup and everything.
17:49Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
17:57Kidding.
17:57Okay.
17:59Oh.
18:03To be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you-
18:06So, what were you doing upstairs?
18:12I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
18:16Strategist in the mailroom.
18:18It would increase our stock.
18:19That's what I would do, at least.
18:21Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
18:24Maybe a little bit.
18:26I mean, after all, we're not just-
18:27I'm having tough in the mailroom.
18:32Did you do your homework?
18:33Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
18:35But I can leave, okay?
18:37I'm going to take care of everything.
18:38Hey, you trust me, right?
18:40Yeah.
18:41Promise.
18:41Yes.
18:42Yeah.
18:43I trust you.
19:08I'm in so much trouble.
19:10Blueberry.
19:15If you don't like it, just-
19:18Not bad, huh?
19:31No.
19:32No, not just-
19:33What was that?
19:40Well, don't worry about this.
19:41I'll just buy you a new one.
19:44Let's go do some deliveries.
19:46It's the best part of the job.
19:48Get to go inside.
19:50Get some fresh air.
19:50Oh, this is where I used to work.
19:56Right there.
19:59I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
20:02You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
20:05You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
20:08It's not a good boy.
20:10I think.
20:11You'll find out.
20:11What does that say?
20:21Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
20:24Handle immediately.
20:26You're crazy.
20:30Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
20:37Oh my god, someone's coming.
20:38We have to go.
20:41Oh, I think we're good.
21:11I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
21:19Really, it is an honor to be here.
21:21You will not be sorry you hired me.
21:24I'm counting on that.
21:27Is he hitting on me?
21:29The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
21:31Okay.
21:44Okay.
21:53Hey!
21:54and relax it can be our little dirty
22:24he's hot but he's a broke clerk don't waste your time
22:27I mean it looks like you're all set up actually
22:31I'll see ya
22:33I'll see ya
22:34when are you going to quit that menial job
22:42it's embarrassing son
22:45you're worth millions
22:47act like it
22:54illy
22:58Vixie
23:01thank you Mr. Preston
23:03commonwealth
23:04when no one else is around
23:07you know something
23:08that dress fits you in all the right places
23:13it just needs one little adjustment
23:19there we go
23:20perfect
23:21oh my god what do I do
23:23now you are familiar with our tracking system right
23:26you've used the CRM before
23:28yes
23:29good
23:30you do understand what your position is here
23:34right
23:36um
23:37I'm sorry I'm not feeling well
23:40if you'll excuse me
23:42eh she'll come around
23:44eh she'll come around
23:45yes
23:48you did
23:57me
23:58never
23:58miserable
23:59cam
24:00T
24:10I'd ask you how your day went.
24:16What?
24:17Did you take your meds?
24:18Yeah, yeah.
24:19You're worse than mom was.
24:24Well, what's wrong?
24:25I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else
24:29from me.
24:30Seriously?
24:31Already?
24:32Yeah.
24:33Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
24:34We need it.
24:35Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
24:37Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
24:40I, I got something to, uh, tree up.
24:47Cheer me up.
24:49Is this an eviction notice?
24:52Are you kidding?
24:54Surprise.
24:56You are horrible at cheering people up next.
24:59I'll get a job.
25:02No.
25:04You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
25:08Stay in school.
25:09I promised mom that I would take care of you.
25:12So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
25:17No.
25:18Mom, take a hug.
25:27Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
25:29And, wearing that see-through shirt, like, come on, be for real.
25:34Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
25:40Millie, come see me.
25:42Yes.
25:45You want her to see me?
25:46Come in.
25:47Make a seat.
25:48No, no, no, no, no.
25:49This side.
25:51Why don't you check it out?
25:53See how it feels.
25:54Okay.
26:00You're...
26:01Impressive, really.
26:03Really...
26:04Really impressive.
26:07Most people in your position would...
26:09Play it safe.
26:11But you've got instincts.
26:13I'm just doing my job.
26:15And doing it...
26:16Beautifully, I might add.
26:18I think I should probably, um, get back.
26:21Mm-hmm.
26:22Oh, Prisca, I can't.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:25Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35It's going to be okay.
26:36I'm going to get another job.
26:37And it's going to be fine.
26:40It's not going to be fast enough, though.
26:42I should have just let him.
26:44That's a weird pep talk.
26:46Are you okay?
26:46Yeah, I think I just got fired.
26:50Sweetie.
26:51Did I get fired?
26:54You've been reassigned.
26:59The mailroom?
27:01Welcome to the heart of the company.
27:04Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
27:07I didn't say you did.
27:08Well, then why am I being punished?
27:09Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
27:11This happens all the time.
27:12Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
27:15Did you really fight your way back up?
27:18Not to the people who say no.
27:19Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
27:25It's up to you.
27:27Oh, right.
27:28Ask for, um, Colton.
27:30Are you errors made from the people?
27:31They're not wrong.
27:31I swear.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:32I swear.
27:34Oh.
27:37Oh.
27:43Oh.
27:50Oh.
27:50Mira.
27:52Oh.
27:52Whoa.
27:52Oh.
27:53Whoa.
27:53Oh, yeah.
27:53Oh, yeah.
27:53Oh, yeah.
27:54Oh, yeah.
27:55Oh, yeah.
27:56Oh, yeah.
27:57Oh, yeah.
27:58I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
28:12You are my supervisor?
28:15Yes.
28:20Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
28:21Thanks, Mr. Carter.
28:23No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
28:28Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried
28:39in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself. But I can promise
28:45you things are going to be okay.
28:48You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
28:51Only on Mondays.
28:55Come on, I'll.
28:56Okay.
28:58Well, this is your desk.
29:02I promise you it won't bite, usually.
29:08Want some water?
29:09I'll go get you some water.
29:10Okay.
29:20All right, we're going to have to calm down.
29:24Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
29:29The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
29:35Hydration.
29:36In a paper cup and everything.
29:38Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
29:42you are.
29:45I'm sorry.
29:46That was totally inappropriate.
29:47I was kidding.
29:48Okay.
29:49Ellie, look.
29:56I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have
30:06something special.
30:07Everything's going to be okay.
30:11Thanks.
30:11Of course.
30:25So, what were you doing upstairs?
30:28I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
30:31A strategist in the mailroom.
30:33Preston must be running this place blind.
30:35If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
30:40That's what I would do, at least.
30:42Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
30:45Maybe a little bit.
30:46I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
30:50Are we?
30:59Another tough one?
31:00I got demoted to the mailroom.
31:03Did you do your homework?
31:06Yeah, yeah.
31:07Whatever.
31:08Okay.
31:09Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
31:11Beck and Lee work on the day, thank you.
31:13What's the point?
31:14We can't even afford doctors.
31:16I'm going to get us through this.
31:17Okay.
31:19I'm going to take care of everything.
31:20Hey, you trust me, right?
31:22Yeah.
31:23Promise?
31:24Yeah.
31:25I trust you.
31:26Okay.
31:28I've got it.
31:33Oh, my God.
32:02I'm in so much trouble.
32:11I guess blueberry.
32:12If you don't like it, just lie to me.
32:16You bought me breakfast?
32:18Well, don't get used to it.
32:19I bribe new employees to like me.
32:22That's all.
32:23Not bad, huh?
32:46No.
32:47No, it's perfect.
32:49Just like you.
32:52What was that?
32:54I don't know.
32:54I didn't say anything.
32:55I thought you said something.
32:56Mm-hmm.
32:58Well, don't worry about this.
32:59I'll just buy you a new one.
33:02Let's go do some deliveries.
33:04It's the best part of the job.
33:06Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
33:09and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
33:14Okay.
33:25Quicker than me.
33:26I'm trying.
33:27Oh, this is where I used to work.
33:29Right there.
33:30I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
33:35They made a big mistake.
33:39You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
33:42How so?
33:50That's not a good look.
33:52I think he'll find out.
33:53What does that say?
34:03Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
34:06Handle immediately.
34:08You're crazy.
34:09You are dangerous, isn't you?
34:12Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
34:19Oh, my God.
34:20Someone's coming.
34:20We have to go.
34:23Jesus Christy, everybody saw us.
34:27Oh, I think we're good.
34:28Oh.
34:53I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
34:59and to grow at the company.
35:01Really, it is an honor to be here.
35:03You will not be sorry you hired me.
35:06I'm counting on that.
35:09Is he hitting on me?
35:11The marketing assistant, Claire,
35:12will get you acclimated.
35:16Okay.
35:16Hey, I'm Clara.
35:37I'll help you get set up.
35:38Hey, thanks.
35:38I'm Ellie.
35:41Sorry, those girls back there,
35:43were they?
35:44Oh, do not worry about them.
35:45They're just trying to figure out
35:46who you slept with to land the job.
35:48I am highly qualified.
35:50Relax.
35:51It can be our little dirty suit.
35:52He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
36:08Don't waste your time.
36:11I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
36:15I'll see you.
36:16I'll see you.
36:16When are you going to quit that menial job?
36:25It's embarrassing, son.
36:27You're worth millions.
36:31Act like it.
36:38Ellie!
36:40Take a seat.
36:43Thank you, Mr. Preston.
36:44Oh, Commonwealth wins.
36:46No one else is around.
36:49You know something?
36:50That dress fits you in all the right places.
36:55It just needs one little adjustment.
37:01There we go.
37:02Perfect.
37:03Oh my God, what do I do?
37:05Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
37:08You've used the CRM before?
37:10Yes.
37:11Good.
37:12You do understand what your position is here.
37:16Right.
37:19I'm sorry.
37:21I'm not feeling well.
37:22If you'll excuse me.
37:26Eh, she'll come around.
37:27Good.
37:27Good.
37:28Good.
37:47Good.
37:49Good.
37:51Good.
37:51I'd ask you how your day went.
37:58What?
37:59Did you take your meds?
38:00Yeah, yeah.
38:01You're worse than mom was.
38:06Well, what's wrong?
38:07I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
38:12Seriously?
38:13Already?
38:14Yeah.
38:15Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
38:16We need it.
38:17Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
38:19Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
38:21I, I got something to, uh, tree up.
38:30Cheer me up.
38:31Is this an eviction notice?
38:34Are you kidding?
38:36Surprise.
38:38You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
38:41I'll get a job.
38:44No.
38:46You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
38:50Stay in school.
38:51I promised mom that I would take care of you.
38:54So I'm going to take care of you.
38:55Okay.
38:59No.
39:00Mom, take a hug.
39:01Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
39:13She's wearing that see-through shirt.
39:15Like, come on.
39:15Be for real.
39:16Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
39:18Ellie, come see me.
39:24Yes.
39:27You want her to see me?
39:28Come in.
39:29Yeah.
39:29No, no, no, no, no.
39:31This side.
39:33Why don't you check it out?
39:35See how it feels.
39:38Okay.
39:38You're impressive, Ellie.
39:45Really, really impressive.
39:49Most people in your position would play it safe.
39:53But you've got instincts.
39:55I'm just doing my job.
39:57And doing it beautifully, I might add.
40:01I think I should probably, um, get back.
40:03Mm-hmm.
40:04Oh, for a sec, I can't.
40:05I'm sorry.
40:06Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
40:15Oh, my God.
40:17It's going to be okay.
40:18I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
40:22It's not going to be fast enough, though.
40:24I should have just let him.
40:27That's a weird pep talk.
40:28Are you okay?
40:30Yeah, I think I just got fired.
40:33Sweetie.
40:33Did I get fired?
40:36You've been reassigned.
40:41The mail room?
40:43Welcome to the heart of the company.
40:46Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
40:49I didn't say you did.
40:50Well, then why am I being punished?
40:51Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
40:53This happens all the time.
40:54Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
40:57Not to the people who say no.
40:58Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
41:03It's up to you.
41:04It's up to you.
41:04It's up to you.
41:04It's up to you.
41:05It's up to you.
41:05It's up to you.
41:06It's up to you.
41:07It's up to you.
41:07It's up to you.
41:08It's up to you.
41:09It's up to you.
41:09It's up to you.
41:09It's up to you.
41:10It's up to you.
41:11It's up to you.
41:11It's up to you.
41:12It's up to you.
41:13It's up to you.
41:13It's up to you.
41:14It's up to you.
41:15It's up to you.
41:16It's up to you.
41:17It's up to you.
41:18It's up to you.
41:23It's up to you.
41:24It's up to you.
41:25It's up to you.
41:26I'm Colton.
41:45You must be my new employee.
41:48I'm your supervisor.
41:51You are my supervisor?
41:54Yes.
41:56Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
42:01Thanks, Mr. Carter.
42:02No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
42:13Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
42:22But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
42:27You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
42:30Only on Mondays.
42:31Oh.
42:34Come on.
42:35Okay.
42:36Well, this is your desk.
42:41I promise you I won't.
42:44Want some water?
42:46I'll go get you some water.
42:46All right.
43:00Just breathe.
43:01He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
43:05The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
43:11Hydration.
43:12In a paper cup and everything.
43:14Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
43:21I'm sorry.
43:22That was totally inappropriate.
43:23I was kidding.
43:24Okay.
43:26Oh.
43:31Ellie, look.
43:36I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
43:44Everything's going to be okay.
43:47Thanks.
43:50Of course.
43:54So, what were you doing upstairs?
44:04I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
44:07Strategist in the mailroom.
44:09Preston must be running this place blind.
44:12If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
44:16That's what I would do, at least.
44:18Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
44:21Maybe a little bit.
44:21I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
44:35Another tough one?
44:36I got demoted to the mailroom.
44:41Did you do your homework?
44:42Yeah, yeah.
44:43Whatever.
44:43Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
44:47Beck and Lee will call me to take you.
44:49What's the point?
44:50We can't even afford doctors.
44:52I'm going to get us through this.
44:54Okay.
44:55I'm going to take care of everybody.
44:56Hey.
44:56You trust me, right?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Promise?
45:00Yeah.
45:01I trust you.
45:03Okay.
45:04I've got it.
45:05Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:10Oh my god.
45:38I'm in so much trouble.
45:47I guess blueberry.
45:48If you don't like it, just lie to me.
45:52You bought me breakfast?
45:54Well, don't get used to it.
45:55I bribe new employees to like me.
45:58That's all.
45:59Oh.
46:01That bad, huh?
46:22No.
46:23No, it's perfect.
46:25Just like you.
46:28What was that?
46:30I don't know.
46:30Say anything.
46:31I thought you said something.
46:32Mm-hmm.
46:34Well, don't worry about this.
46:35I'll just buy you a new one.
46:38Let's go do some deliveries.
46:40It's the best part of the job.
46:42Get to go inside.
46:44Get some fresh air.
46:44And, uh, enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
46:50Okay.
47:00Quicker than me.
47:02I'm trying.
47:03Oh, this is where I used to work.
47:05Right there.
47:06I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
47:11They made a big mistake.
47:15You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
47:18How so?
47:26That's not a good one.
47:28How you think?
47:29You'll find out.
47:29Cheers.
47:36What does that say?
47:39Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
47:42Handle immediately.
47:44You're crazy.
47:45You are dangerous, isn't you?
47:48Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
47:55Oh, my God.
47:56Someone's coming.
47:56We have to go.
48:01Jesus, you guys.
48:02Anybody saw us?
48:03I think we're good.
48:04I think we're good.
48:05Oh, my God.
48:06I think we're good.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:06I think we're good.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:07Oh, my God.
48:07Oh, my God.
48:07Oh, my God.
48:08Oh, my God.
48:08Oh, my God.
48:09Oh, my God.
48:09Oh, my God.
48:10Oh, my God.
48:11Oh, my God.
48:11Oh, my God.
48:12Oh, my God.
48:13Oh, my God.
48:13Oh, my God.
48:14Oh, my God.
48:15Oh, my God.
48:16Oh, my God.
48:17Oh, my God.
48:18Oh, my God.
48:19Oh, my God.
48:20Oh, my God.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:22Oh, my God.
48:23Oh, my God.
48:24Oh, my God.
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