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00:01Le 4th great and bountiful human empire.
00:04Chaque fact in the empire beams out of this place.
00:07Maintenant, c'est ce que je appelle power.
00:09600 channels, all coming out of Satellite 5, broadcasting everywhere.
00:12Cette technologie est pas mal.
00:16Trouble?
00:17Oh oui.
00:18Ce n'est pas le 4th great and bountiful human empire.
00:20C'est un endroit où les humains sont allowed de vivre,
00:23par la permission de mon client.
00:25Qui contrôle Satellite 5?
00:27The mighty jack-office of the holy hydrojacic maxorapidfo.
00:31You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite 5?
00:34Once you go to floor 500, you never come back.
00:46You have to stay and explain it, no one's gonna believe me.
00:49Well, they might start believing a lot of things now.
00:51Human race should accelerate, all back to normal.
00:57What is it? What's happening?
00:59Oh my God!
01:01I don't believe it!
01:02Why is that when you're there?
01:03I never said you were coming.
01:04I don't know what happened to us.
01:05Careful now.
01:06Oh!
01:07Oh!
01:08Oh!
01:09Oh, my God!
01:10I don't believe it!
01:11Why is that when you're there?
01:12I never said you were coming.
01:13I don't know what happened to us.
01:14What happened to us.
01:15Careful now.
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh, my God!
01:18Oh, my God!
01:19Oh, that's the transmat.
01:20The swan was red, I was sick to go.
01:21Alright.
01:22What's your name then, sweetheart?
01:23The doctor, I think.
01:24I was, uh...
01:25I don't know what happened there.
01:26You got chosen.
01:27Uh...
01:28Chosen for what?
01:29You're a housemate.
01:30You're in the house.
01:31Isn't that brilliant?
01:32That's not fair.
01:33We've got eviction in five minutes.
01:34I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules.
01:35I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swanning in.
01:36If they keep changing rules, under the protector, I am, you watch me, I'm gonna keep the rules.
01:39I'm gonna keep the rules.
01:40I'm going to keep the rules.
01:41I'm going to keep the rules.
01:42I'm going to keep the rules.
01:43I'm going to keep the rules.
01:44What's your name then, sweetheart?
01:45What's your name then, sweetheart?
01:46The doctor, I think.
01:47I was, uh...
01:48I don't know what happened there.
01:49I don't know what happened there.
01:50You got chosen.
01:51Uh...
01:52Chosen for what?
01:53You're a housemate.
01:54You're in the house.
01:55Isn't that brilliant?
01:56Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:26...you have got to be killed.
02:56…you have got to be played.
03:01…you have got to be killed.
03:02…you have had to change based on your mind and telling nothing.
03:07Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?
03:16C'est bien. C'est la trance, mec.
03:19C'est un peu d'amnésie.
03:22Qu'est-ce que tu as?
03:24Rose.
03:25Mais, où est le docteur ?
03:27Juste de vous souber, faites ce que l'android dit.
03:31Ne vous prévisez.
03:33L'ordre de l'android est la loi.
03:35Qu'est-ce que tu veux, l'android ?
03:37C'est un robot.
03:38Les positions, tout le monde !
03:40Merci !
03:41Allez, c'est parti !
03:42Allez, c'est parti !
03:43Sous-titrage, c'est parti !
03:45C'est parti !
03:48J'étais en route, avec le docteur et un homme appelé Captain Jack.
03:54Le docteur ne veut pas me laisser.
03:55C'est assez !
03:56Les positions, les positions, la fin de la fin !
03:59Bonne chance !
04:00Mais je ne devrais pas être là.
04:02Il dit «Rose » sur le podium.
04:05Allez !
04:06Malone !
04:11Alain !
04:12Gardira !
04:13Ah !
04:13Mais tu Phoenix !
04:14Coit.
04:14Je ne sais pas, nous devons aller dans votre Corée !
04:15Hop !
04:15Je ne sais pas que tu vois autrement !
04:17C'est parti !
04:17Team !
04:18M'jave, je ne sais pas !
04:18M'jave.
04:49Oh, he's so handsome. That's a good lantern jaw.
04:52Lantern jaws are so last year.
04:55Sorry, but nice to meet you, ladies. But where exactly am I?
04:58We're giving you a brand new image.
05:00Hold on. I was with the doctor. Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing?
05:05It's all there in the 20th century. Where did you get that denim?
05:10A little place in Cardiff. It was called the Top Shop.
05:13Oh, design classic. But we're gonna have to find you some new colors.
05:19Maybe get rid of that Oklahoma farm boy thing you've got going on.
05:23Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
05:27What's the Defabricator?
05:36Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
05:41Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
05:43Absolutely.
05:43Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
05:50I can't open it.
05:52It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 504 when they all walked out?
05:56You must remember that.
05:57What about this?
05:59Oh, that's exo-glass. Need a nuclear bomb to get through.
06:01Don't tempt me.
06:02I know you're not supposed to talk about the outside world.
06:08But you must have been watching.
06:10To people like me.
06:12Linda. Linda with a Y, not Linda with an I.
06:13She got forcibly evicted because she damaged the camera.
06:17Am I popular?
06:17I don't remember.
06:20Oh, but does that mean I'm nothing?
06:21Some people get this far just because they're insignificant.
06:23Doesn't anybody notice me?
06:26No, you're nice. You're sweet.
06:29Everybody thinks you're sweet.
06:31Oh, is that right? Is that what I am?
06:34No one's ever told me that before.
06:36Am I sweet? Really?
06:38Yeah. Dead sweet.
06:40Thank you.
06:45It's a wall, isn't it?
06:46There's supposed to be a garden out there or something.
06:48Don't be daft. No one's got a garden anymore.
06:50Who's got a garden?
06:51Don't tell me you've got a garden.
06:53No, I've just got the TARDIS.
06:56I remember.
06:58That's the amnesia. So what happened?
06:59Where did they get you?
07:00We'd just left Raxacorico, Fallopatorius, and then we went to Kyoto.
07:04That's right. Japan in 1336.
07:06And we only just escaped.
07:08We were together, and we were laughing, and then there was this light.
07:12This white light coming through the walls, and then I woke up here.
07:18Yeah, that's the transmat beam.
07:20That's how they picked the house, mate.
07:24Oh, Linda with a Y.
07:27Sweet little Linda.
07:30It's worse than that.
07:33I'm not just some passing traveler.
07:35No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship.
07:39That beam was 15 million times more powerful, which means...
07:43This isn't just a game.
07:45There's something else going on.
07:50Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house.
07:54I'm getting out.
07:55I'm gonna find my friends.
07:57And then I'm gonna find you.
08:09Need a word.
08:10Hold on.
08:12Let me finish this.
08:1319, 18, 17, 16, 15, thank you people transmitting in 12, 11, 10, 9, just shut up and play the game.
08:307, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 9, just shut up and play the game.
08:34I'm gonna play to win.
08:353, and Q.
08:371, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 8, 9, just shut up and play the game.
08:38Let's play the weakest link.
08:41Start the clock.
08:43Bagarax.
08:44The name of which basic foodstuff is an anagram of the word beard?
08:49Dread.
08:49Correct.
08:50Fitch.
08:51In the pan traffic calendar, which month comes after who?
08:55Is it...
08:56Clabido?
08:58No.
08:58Pandor.
08:59Rose.
09:00In maths, what is 258 minus 158?
09:04100.
09:05Correct.
09:05Roderick.
09:06Bank.
09:07Which letter of the alphabet appears in the word dangle, but not in the word cloud?
09:13E.
09:14Correct.
09:14Holly, in social security, what D is the name of the payment given to Martian drones?
09:21Default.
09:22Correct.
09:23Prop.
09:24The great Cobalt Pyramid is built on the remains of which famous old birth institute?
09:30Touchdown.
09:32No.
09:32Torchwood.
09:34Agarix.
09:35In language, all five examples of which type of letter appear in the word facetious?
09:42Fowls.
09:42Correct.
09:43But in biology, which blood cells contain iron?
09:46Red or white?
09:48Um...
09:48White.
09:51No.
09:51Red.
09:52Rose.
09:53In the Hollywood series Jupiter Rising, the Grexnik is married to whom?
09:58How should I know?
10:00How should I know?
10:00Is she laughing?
10:03Red or red or red or red?
10:05Roderick.
10:05In maths.
10:06Is that like...
10:07Oh my God.
10:08What do you think she knows?
10:11I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere.
10:13I told you.
10:15It's not the game's running itself.
10:16It's the buccaneer look.
10:19Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger.
10:22I'm not sure about the vest.
10:24What about a little bit of color to lift?
10:26Absolutely not.
10:27Never wear black with color.
10:29It makes the color look cheap and the black look boring.
10:31Now, let's talk jackets.
10:33I kind of like the first one.
10:34No, that's a bit too much Hells Angel.
10:36I think I like the shorter one.
10:38Look, waist length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum.
10:41Works for me.
10:42Once we've got an outfit, we can look at the face.
10:46Ever thought about cosmetic surgery?
10:48I've considered it, yeah.
10:49A little lift around the eyes, tighten up the jawline.
10:51What do you think?
10:53Oh, let's have a bit more ambition.
10:56Let's do something cutting edge.
11:00Say it, Rose.
11:01What do you actually do?
11:02I just travel about a bit.
11:04Bit of a tourist, I suppose.
11:08Another way of saying unemployed.
11:10No.
11:10Have you got a job?
11:11Well, not really, no, but...
11:14Then you are unemployed,
11:15and yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide.
11:18Why fit?
11:20Uh, I think she got a few of the questions wrong.
11:24That's all.
11:25How do you know all about that?
11:28Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself,
11:30so it had to be fit.
11:34I'm sorry, that's the game.
11:37That's how it works.
11:39I had to vote for someone.
11:40Let me try again.
11:41It was the lights and everything I couldn't think.
11:44In fact, with three answers wrong,
11:46Rob was the weakest link in that round,
11:48but it's votes that count.
11:50Sorry.
11:51Please.
11:53Oh, God, help me!
11:59Bitch, you are the weakest link.
12:02Goodbye.
12:02And we've gone to the adverts.
12:12Back in three minutes.
12:15What's that?
12:16What just happened?
12:17She was the weakest link.
12:19She gets disintegrated.
12:23Blasted into atoms.
12:24But I voted for her.
12:30Oh, my God, this is sick.
12:33All of you, you're just sick.
12:35I'm not playing.
12:38I can't do it.
12:44Oh, please, don't let me know.
12:45You are the way to.
12:46Don't try to escape.
13:01It's play or die.
13:03Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa.
13:12You've got to.
13:13I'm busy getting out, thanks.
13:14But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished.
13:18Well, maybe I'll be vaulted out, then.
13:20How stupid are you?
13:22You've only just joined.
13:23You're not eligible.
13:24And don't try anything clever,
13:25or we all get it in the next.
13:26Big Brother House, this is Davina Droid.
13:30Crosby, Linda, and Strode,
13:32you have all been nominated for eviction.
13:35And the eighth person to be evicted from the Big Brother House is...
13:41Crosby!
13:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
13:45I'm sure we may have up one now.
13:48Crosby, you have ten seconds to make your farewells,
13:51and then we're gonna get you!
13:54Oh, I forget you.
13:55I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
13:57Oh, I don't mind, honestly.
13:59Thanks for the food, you're smashing coffee.
14:01Yeah.
14:03Crosby, please leave the Big Brother House!
14:11Hey, I'm...
14:12I'm...
14:14I'm...
14:14I'm...
14:14I'm...
14:15I'm...
14:16I'm...
14:17I'm...
14:18I'm...
14:19I'm...
14:20I'm...
14:21I'm...
14:22I'm...
14:23I'm...
14:24I'm...
14:25It's only a game show.
14:32She'll make a fortune on the outside, sell a story, release a record, fitness video, all of that.
14:37She'll be laughing.
14:38She'll be on the outside.
14:39Here we go.
14:40What are they waiting for? Why don't you just let it go?
14:53Stop it! It's not money!
14:54Infection in five, four, three, two, one!
15:08What was that?
15:10Disintegrate a beam.
15:12What was that?
15:14Disintegrate a beam.
15:19No one programmed the transmat. No one selected new contestants. It is exactly like their stories.
15:32Oh, don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off.
15:34I would. If you take it with me.
15:35And don't start that again either.
15:36But the rumors go back decades saying that something's been hidden up here. Underneath the transmissions.
15:50But the controller would know. She watches everything. Maybe she just can't see it.
16:02It's got to allow for human error. Well, what is your problem then? I don't think she's been human for years.
16:12Are you insane? You just stepped right into the disintegrator. Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for?
16:35You're talking like we've got a choice.
16:37But I thought you had to apply.
16:38Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back.
16:41You get chosen whether you like it or not. Everyone on earth is a potential contestant. The transmat beam picks you out at random.
16:48And it's non-stop. There are 60 big brother houses all running at once.
16:51How many? Sixty?
16:52They've had to cut back. It's not what it was.
16:55It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get?
16:58They get to live.
16:59Is that it?
16:59Well, isn't that enough?
17:03Rose is out there. She got caught in a transmat. She's a contestant.
17:06Time I got out. That other contestant, Linda, with an eye, she was forcibly evicted for what?
17:12Damaged property.
17:13What? Like this?
17:19No, I'm just not getting this.
17:21It's just too safe, too decent, and you'd never keep it clean.
17:25Stage two, ready and waiting.
17:27Bring it on, girls.
17:28And now it's time for the face off.
17:38What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else?
17:40No. Like I said, face off.
17:47I think you'd be good with a Doc's head.
17:50Or maybe no head at all. That would be so outrageous.
17:53And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest.
17:56Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for.
17:59Now hold on, ladies. I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
18:02But you're unarmed.
18:03You're naked.
18:05But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe.
18:07Where were you hiding that?
18:10You really don't want to know.
18:12Give me that accessory.
18:18You are the reason.
18:19Goodbye.
18:26Going for the break. Two minutes on the clock.
18:30Just a reminder, we've got solar flare activity coming up in 10.
18:33Thanks, everyone.
18:34Colleen was clever. She banked all on money.
18:36Where'd you vote for her?
18:37Because I want to keep you in.
18:39You're stupid.
18:40You don't even know the Princess Vosaheen surname.
18:43When it comes to the final, I want to be up against you.
18:46So that you get disintegrated, and I get a stack load of credits.
18:50Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation.
18:52What do you mean?
18:53Who's Bad Wolf?
18:56They're in charge.
18:57They run the game station.
18:59Why are they called Bad Wolf?
19:00I don't know. It's just a name.
19:02It's like an old Earth nursery riot sort of thing.
19:05What does it matter?
19:06I keep hearing those words everywhere we go.
19:08Bad Wolf.
19:10The things used.
19:13The darkness.
19:15The Big Bad Wolf.
19:18Attention all personnel. Bad Wolf on descending.
19:22Blimey the cruise.
19:24What's it mean?
19:25Bad Wolf.
19:29There's a time, isn't there?
19:31Different places, like it's written all over the universe.
19:33What are you going on about?
19:34If the Bad Wolf are in charge of this quiz, then...
19:38Maybe I'm not over a mistake.
19:41Someone's been planning this.
19:45The Doctor, you've broken the house rules. Big Brother has no choice but to evict you.
19:50You have ten seconds to make your farewells.
19:53And then we're gonna get you.
19:55I like it.
19:56Come on then. Open up.
19:57You're mad. It's like you wanna die.
19:59I reckon he's a plant who's only brought in to stir things up.
20:03The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house.
20:06Come on then. Disintegrate him.
20:10Come on, what are you waiting for?
20:12He is his man. He's bonkers.
20:14Disintegrate him.
20:15Don't just keep an eye on him, not kill him.
20:17Damage the property. It's an automatic process.
20:22Infection in five, four, three, two, one.
20:29I knew it. You see, someone brought me into this game.
20:37If they wanted to be dead, they could have transmitted me to a volcano.
20:40Nothing.
20:41It's like...
20:42Some sort of override.
20:44Maybe the security isn't as tight this end.
20:47Are you following this?
20:48I'm getting out.
20:53Come with me.
20:55We're not allowed.
20:56Stay in there. You've got a 50-50 chance of disintegration.
20:59Stay with me. I promise I'll get you out of line.
21:01Come on.
21:02No, I can't. I can't.
21:03Linda, you're sweet.
21:04From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody bowls for sweet?
21:20Hold on.
21:21I've been here before.
21:23This is Satellite 5.
21:33No guards. Makes a change.
21:35You'd think a big business like Satellite 5 would be armed to the teeth.
21:38No one's called it Satellite 5 in ages.
21:40It's a game station now.
21:41It hasn't been Satellite 5 in about 100 years.
21:44100 years exactly.
21:45It's the year 2-0-0-1-0-0.
21:48I was here before. Floor 139.
21:51Satellite 5 was broadcasting news channels back then.
21:54Had a bit of trouble upstairs.
21:56Nothing too serious. Easy.
21:58Gave my hand. Home in time for tea.
22:00A hundred years ago?
22:03What?
22:04You were here a hundred years ago?
22:06Yep.
22:07You're looking good on it.
22:09Moisturised.
22:12Funny sorts of readings.
22:14All kinds of energy.
22:16Places humming.
22:17It's weird.
22:18This goes way beyond normal transmissions.
22:20What would they need all that power for?
22:22I don't know.
22:23I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside.
22:26Had two friends travelling with me.
22:28They must have got caught in the same trans, Matt.
22:30Where would they be?
22:31I don't know.
22:32They could have been allocated anywhere.
22:33There's a hundred different games.
22:35Like what?
22:36Well, there's ten floors of Big Brother.
22:38There's a different house behind each of those doors.
22:40And then beyond that, there's all sorts of shows.
22:42It's non-stop.
22:43There's, erm, Call My Bluff, with real guns.
22:47Countdown, where you've got thirty seconds to stop the bomb going off.
22:50Ground Force, which is a nasty one, get turned into compost.
22:54Erm, Wipeout, speaks for itself.
22:57Oh!
22:58And stars in their eyes.
22:59Literally stars in their eyes.
23:01If you don't sing, you get blinded.
23:03And you watch this stuff?
23:05Everyone does.
23:06How come you don't?
23:08I never paid for my licence.
23:09Oh, my God!
23:10You get executed for that?
23:12Let them try.
23:14You keep saying things that don't make sense.
23:17Who are you, though, Doctor?
23:19Really?
23:20Doesn't matter.
23:22Well, it does to me.
23:24I've just put my life in your own way.
23:26I'm just a traveller, wandering past.
23:28Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life.
23:30So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do?
23:34Just wander off again?
23:36Fast as I can.
23:37Because, erm, I could come with you.
23:41Maybe you could.
23:46I wouldn't get in the way.
23:47I wouldn't mind if you did.
23:49Not a bad idea, Linda, whether why.
23:51Well, first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out.
23:56To do that, you've got to know your enemy.
23:58Who's controlling it?
23:59Who's in charge of the satellite now?
24:00Who's in charge of the satellite now?
24:03Well done.
24:09Your lords and masters.
24:11Okay, you win.
24:19The controller's got to handle this.
24:21Archive makes a record of all transmat activities.
24:24Find out how we've got on board.
24:26Archive sucks.
24:28Pator, we have a problem.