- 7/6/2025
Act Like You Love Me - Full
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches?
02:51Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland!
03:08There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17You.
04:18Are you here?
04:19I'm coming.
04:20I'm coming.
04:21It's my house.
04:22You're gonna wake us.
04:24No, you're gonna wake us.
04:26I'm coming.
04:27I'm coming.
04:28World Out of mind.
04:29We're all here.
04:30We'll be here today.
04:31Look out for you.
04:32We'll be here.
04:33I'm coming.
04:34I'm coming.
04:36I'm coming.
04:37Ok.
04:38I'm coming.
04:39I'm coming!
04:40Come back.
04:41Hey.
04:42And you?
04:43I'm coming.
04:44I'm coming.
04:45I'm coming.
04:46He's coming.
04:47It's the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You tackle that?
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to see you in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44A happy couple.
05:46Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:27I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:39Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and it just feels so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:45Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:57I don't know.
07:59I don't know.
08:05Ah, fuck!
08:08No, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:13Fucking no.
08:15Hello, Delilah.
08:19You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:29You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:09You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:26You!
09:27Looking good as always?
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji!
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble!
09:34Nice!
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:57He's coming over.
09:58What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God I have a mini-pedi.
10:17Come on, let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:34Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:01Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boobie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:32Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi.
13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:17Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:42Okay.
14:47So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
15:10And then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:30You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Uh...
15:47Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
15:58Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him, unless he might sue.
16:25Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
16:57What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:11Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:42Oh, my God.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:31I'm dealing with that one.
18:34Oh, urgent.
18:35Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
19:05Anyway, we need to talk.
19:27I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:30What's her address? Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:43Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:56I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun. We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:03I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure. That'd be great.
20:12Well, goodnight.
20:15Goodnight.
20:28Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:37Wait, what? Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:47I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
21:02Oh my god.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my look is finally changing.
21:15What's 10 minus 4?
21:26You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:33Ah, shoot.
21:35I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Wallen's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:45Let's go.
21:46Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:22What?
22:24Nothing.
22:25I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:45I think that we should practice kissing.
22:52I think that we should practice kissing.
22:58I think that we should practice kissing.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:09I think that we should practice kissing.
23:20I think that we should practice kissing.
23:24I think that we should practice kissing.
23:59Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We're going to go.
24:51Okay.
24:51All right.
24:56Hurry.
24:56Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow.
25:33That, who it?
25:36Dammit.
25:37How dare she?
25:38Maybe we owe her a lot of money.
25:41Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, uh, ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:12All right.
26:12All right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:16Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:19Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:47Come on, ref.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:09No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:19Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Ref, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:36And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:49It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:11Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:12I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:24Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:38Oh!
28:40Oh, my God!
28:42Oh, my God!
28:42Oh, my God!
28:43Oh, my God!
28:43Oh, my God!
28:43Oh, my God!
28:44Yes!
28:44Yes!
28:44Yes!
28:45Yes!
28:47Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:10Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:16You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:30Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:36Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really suck.
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:55Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57No, Mom!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money...
30:17Dino, thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:43Dino is my cousin.
30:45Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:15I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:19I...
31:21What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:29I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:32What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:36I'm in love with you.
31:38No, you aren't.
31:38Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:43Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad.
32:26Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm going to go.
32:39What?
32:49Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino, man.
32:54Women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:09I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:23It's gotta go on.
33:27It's gotta go on.
33:27Oh, yeah.
33:27I'm sorry.
33:36Oh...
33:36I'm sorry.
33:38Oh.
33:39Oh.
33:40It was...
33:40Oh.
33:41Oh.
33:41Oh.
33:42Oh.
33:42Oh.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh.
33:43Oh, oh.
33:44Oh, Oh.
33:44重pen.
33:45Oh.
33:46Oh, oh.
33:47Oh.
33:48Oh.
33:48Oh.
33:49Oh.
33:50Oh.
33:50Oh, oh.
33:51Oh, my God.
34:09It's nothing in here.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:19Oh, my God.
34:41Oh, my God.
34:51Tell me what you got.
34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:55I'm sorry. He had some goon there.
34:57He came out of nowhere.
34:59What?
35:03They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot! I told you to do one thing!
35:09Get out!
35:11I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:13You should've saw it, I think the guy was.
35:15Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:27What is it? What's wrong?
35:29Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopy.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:47So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopy.
35:56Wow, incredible.
35:58I'm your host.
35:59Let's do it.
36:08Okay.
36:12I can't wait.
36:13I can't wait.
36:14I'll try.
36:15I can't wait.
36:16Unfortunately.
36:17I can't wait.
36:18I can't wait.
36:19I can't wait.
36:20I can't wait.
36:21I can't wait.
36:22I can't wait any time.
36:23What is the other thing?
36:25boopie mama's in the mood
36:36boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:55boopie
36:57Don't wait.
37:22George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you. I miss you.
37:53Call me.
37:56I miss you.
38:11Fine.
38:13Barone, 7 o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:16Listen, I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
38:29Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:42Hey, Dino.
38:43Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange and I kinda wanna just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:53Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:54No.
38:55I've been thinking about us.
39:08I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:13There is no us.
39:15But there is. There could be.
39:20When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:24We're a family. We're the perfect family.
39:30You've gotta be kidding me.
39:31You've gotta be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon, Boopy!
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying. You're trying to steal my man. I already told you. He's mine, you slut!
39:53Delilah, this was your idea.
39:56He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:59I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her. She said it was an emergency. Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand. She was begging me. It was pathetic.
40:12Okay.
40:21Take that, you slut!
40:24I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:27You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:37Okay. Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:44What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me.
40:46It's disgusting. Let's go.
40:47Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
40:48Let's go. Come on.
40:55Hey.
40:58Hey.
41:00Thank you for meeting with me.
41:02Happy to see you.
41:03Yeah. What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us. About our conversation the other week. And what you said. Look, I was wrong. I...
41:21What I said was wrong and I made a mistake. And I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy.
41:35What?
41:37I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:42Ah.
41:44So you did have dinner with him. And you held hands. How romantic.
41:48Oh, my God. Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:01And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right. Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong. You're just an asshole.
42:16And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:28Oh!
42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:37Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon.
42:48Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me. Where's George?
43:02Um...
43:04Did he have a fight?
43:06Well...
43:08Did he break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they... they have to make decisions.
43:21Well, it's okay. You broke up. Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:33I really am.
43:34Hmm.
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:50Thank you for meeting with me.
43:52Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:54Um...
43:55Are you here alone?
43:56Yeah, it's Nagar. Mom's a rocker. Roland fell asleep on the couch. He does it every time. Don't tell Mom.
43:58Okay.
43:59I want to talk about Mom.
44:00Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:01Mom was being super sad.
44:03And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:04You know she loves you, right?
44:06Wait, what?
44:07I can tell.
44:08I can tell.
44:09Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
44:10Your mom hired me to...
44:11I know you've been pretending.
44:12What?
44:13I can tell.
44:15Benji, it's not what you think. Look.
44:16You're not.
44:17I know you've been pretending.
44:18Don't tell Mom.
44:19Don't tell Mom.
44:20Okay.
44:21I want to talk about Mom.
44:22I want to talk about Mom.
44:23Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:24Mom has been super sad.
44:25And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:26You know she loves you, right?
44:27Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think. Look.
44:34Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:48And you love her too.
44:49But there's...
44:50So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What? How are you...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show,
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
45:20How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:29And guess who's gonna be my date?
45:31Who?
45:32You silly!
45:33What?!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:45Oh my god, they do!
45:49We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
46:00Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:01There they are.
46:02Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:06we have a very special treat.
46:07Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal it's company's owner, founder,
46:12and primary client manager.
46:13Hi, Boopie, I'm on the way.
46:14We have a very special treat.
46:15I'm going to keep it on the way.
46:16Oh, well, go ahead.
46:17I'm going to be moving.
46:18You're living in the way.
46:19I'm going to keep it on the way.
46:20It's going to be moving.
46:21I'm going to be moving.
46:22I'm going to be moving.
46:23We'll be moving.
46:24We'll be moving.
46:25I'm going to be moving.
46:26special treat. Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's
46:33owner, founder, and primary designer. Oh, my God. We're fucked. Oh, my God. Ladies and
46:44gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:56Isn't that... Yes. George.
47:10Did you know about that? Yeah, he gave me the tickets. But how could you keep this a secret
47:15from me? Did you know about that? Yeah, he gave me the tickets. But how could you keep
47:20this a secret from me? Not a secret, my love. A surprise. Benji. Yeah. You should always
47:25kill Benji. Wow. I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. You know, they say
47:33that the truth will set you free. Oh, my God. Well, I feel like I've been free for the first
47:39time in so many years. And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life. Holy fuck. Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair. So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our
48:07premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:20Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more thing to say. Oh, but before
48:47we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:00Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
49:05and it is very important. Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:17Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:41Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:58What?
50:00Yes.
50:02You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:11The clothing is disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:21Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:29No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34Oh.
50:41I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:49not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:57Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:01Thanks for listening to today.
51:14We'll see you next time.
51:19Bye.
51:19Bye.
51:20Bye.
51:23Bye.
51:26Bye.
51:27Bye.
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