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The secret life of tour reps in Ibiza. Smooth-talker Brad gets caught up in a contest to bed the most girls, but could Carmen change his free-wheeling lifestyle?
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00:00:00So, what do you think?
00:00:30I can't believe you.
00:00:34That's the sickest thing.
00:00:36It was just a suggestion, you know, try something new, you know, something adventurous.
00:00:42You want me to have a threesome with my best friend?
00:00:45It's perverted.
00:00:52It doesn't have to be your best friend, you know, we could pick up a prostitute or something.
00:00:58It doesn't have to be your best friend, you know, we could pick up a prostitute or something.
00:01:05It doesn't have to be your best friend, you know, we could pick up a prostitute or something.
00:01:11It doesn't have to be your best friend, you know, we could pick up a prostitute or something.
00:01:18It doesn't have to be your best friend.
00:01:20It doesn't have to be your best friend.
00:01:24It doesn't have to be your best friend, you know, we could pick up a prostitute or something.
00:01:43so tell me what happened i told her i needed me space i mean i'm young i need someone who's
00:02:03going to grow with me try new things she dumped you when you asked for a threesome no no no it
00:02:08was a mutual she dumped you no we both felt that brad she dumped you and you figured out you'd have
00:02:14more chance of a threesome in ib3 is that it well with a busload of fanny turning up every two weeks
00:02:19the chances have got to be better than a saturday night down the low coin hey ib3 mate three two one
00:02:38spanish birds are fit bro yeah how do you think they know where holiday rips well if not mario i'm
00:02:50sure you'll point it out to them mate yeah well these shag tags man they're like a license to
00:02:54fuck bro hey mario can do us a favor mate yes mate anything you like stop calling bro
00:02:59yeah look here's the girls
00:03:06do you reckon they shag yeah cool sake though ain't much good to you though are they
00:03:10nah i could have no sweat you can't screw the crew mario it seems to be dismissed yeah yeah i know
00:03:15all that but if you could they'd be begging for it bro you're a rep drinks are free okay
00:03:23she's great innit i know i haven't been out of paper anything since i finished training so she's got
00:03:27her right so i followed in after and i said you know what's the matter she says you called me stupid
00:03:32and i said i said no i didn't i said i'm gonna fuck you stupid is your guide dog watching what don't
00:03:41cane it too hard tonight just because you've finished training clients start arriving tomorrow so no
00:03:46hangovers please well it's a great season everyone
00:04:00going for a good time mate yes mate this is what it's all about the way smoking by the sea
00:04:05yeah that's what i say mate that's what i say mate
00:04:13don't move
00:04:16venid con nosotros acompañándonos eran estos chicos no que no eran esos dos sorry we have made a mistake
00:04:23come we'll take you home
00:04:31cheers mate thanks
00:04:33um what's happening you speak spanish
00:04:35see
00:04:36el chico del bar nos dijo que un chico blanco y uno negro estaban comiendo pollo y vino blanco y se
00:04:40fueron sin pagar
00:04:42right that is it you i'll fire you on the next flight back to london what you're lucky not to be in
00:04:47jails don't you care what that poor girl must have thought oh hold on what have i done exposing
00:04:50yourself to a white girl making a look at your cock you are disgusting no joder no coño no tenceras
00:04:55estaban bebiendo vino y comiendo pollo y ellos no han sido
00:04:58it's okay listen you two are lucky i've convinced him not to press charges alison i i think you may
00:05:03have misheard i know what he said he said pollo which is cock he said pollo which is chicken pollo
00:05:12is cock right well that might be so but he said blanco which is white vino blanco alison which is
00:05:17white wine so you didn't expose yourself no no i did not two guys ran off about paying for some
00:05:22chicken it was a case of mistaken identity well obviously i'm gonna have to go down the police
00:05:35station in the morning and sort this little lot out brad you're on airport duty in two hours time
00:05:39and you i hope tonight's taught you something
00:05:57there's one more monster oh is it oh sorry i am had a bit too much to drink tonight
00:06:09you just come through but you've been stood here since they announced the flight
00:06:21right so who do you work for i've got to go good luck yeah thanks thanks a lot yeah cheers
00:06:39cheers just follow in mate excuse me my mate's not feeling well i think it's up in shape all right
00:06:51all right all right just give me one second greg
00:06:58all right something great greg look this this girl's feeling a bit sick couldn't sell it out for me
00:07:01could you yeah yeah don't you just get a bag into the couch i'll look up good man good man
00:07:05it's all right let's keep going straight up here you're not feeling so good no yeah we'll look after
00:07:13well mate we'll be all right won't she yeah yeah greg's one of our oldest reps she's in safe hands
00:07:18you all right you all right babe yeah i'm just waiting on one she's feeling a bit sick greg was
00:07:32helping her in the toilet when i help him down you all right babe yeah
00:07:39all right so uh where's the microphone
00:07:50so
00:07:54jesus you bust my air drum you stupid cockney wanker welcome to bjorka we're meant to be an ib thought
00:08:01now we know who the twat is we can get on with it welcome to ivy everyone next two weeks they're
00:08:06going to change your life so let's get ready to party come on
00:08:15we don't really need a crowd to have the party just upon believing you to get you started
00:08:38oh
00:08:54tell you what there's some talent here today mate
00:08:57well don't let that up to me well they might look like a bunch of mingos to the untrained eye but wait
00:09:01till the bar crawls i'll tell you what this thing can sniff out a shrug at 30 feet mate
00:09:04hope you took precautions at the airport yeah yeah i didn't give me number brad any chance of
00:09:10getting on with things please yes yes i'm going i'm going now
00:09:16right my name's brad and i'm your ever friendly ever smiling rep from young free and single the most
00:09:21wildest holiday package in abefa now raise your glasses and i'll teach you the spanish for cheers salute salute
00:09:30salute there's plenty more where that came from now this is sid now sid's here to make sure that you
00:09:39pay attention nobody echoes me anybody gets leary he spit now you have been warned now some basic rules
00:09:49be polite to anyone who's serving your food especially if it's a rep because you never know
00:09:53which one of us has been tossing the salad so watch out for the mayonnaise
00:09:56winner most of the staff here speak english isn't that right frank yes you're bloody welcome
00:10:02on a serious note i know that some of you are going to be tempted to use illegal substances while
00:10:07you're here if any of you are caught with anything then you'll be made to share it with us you greedy
00:10:13bastards seriously though do not risk getting in trouble with the police now before we go any further
00:10:20i better introduce you to the crew we've got the super sexy heather if you like to party
00:10:24lorraine who'll help you recover the next day mario who'll only break your heart mikey will kiss it
00:10:30better and greg who'll kiss anything you're all savages every single one of you you've so come to
00:10:35the white place young queen single this have it last please come on
00:10:49you've got a flight in two hours then i've got a bar crawl and then i've got a flight first thing in the morning i just don't know when i'm going to sleep
00:10:55curvy did really well explaining those excursions how are the sales about 85 percent
00:11:13well there's room for improvement then isn't it did well didn't he yeah actually can you guys just leave me and him alone there's a few things in this grave
00:11:17all right see you later
00:11:19yes so brad how did you think you're part of the welcome meeting went well i was nervous to start
00:11:38but once a few jokes got laughs by jokes do you mean the soda siphon thing i think it worked quite well
00:11:42but i reckon i can improve it right what would you have done if someone had actually heckled
00:11:47i suppose i'd have got squirted yeah and then the place would have erupted it would have been
00:11:50a free-for-all everyone chucking drinks all over each other now see if someone would have started
00:11:54heckling i'd have won them then i'd put it to a vote that way if i did squirt someone the group
00:11:59would have been on my side see right listen brad you may have got top marks in your training but
00:12:03i have got more experience i've been in this job six years okay you're wrong i don't want to see it
00:12:07again it's got nothing to do with that jesus christ you just do as you're told who's the manager here you
00:12:12or me you are and another thing why didn't you introduce me to the clients are you embarrassed
00:12:17because i'm your manager because i'm a woman no i just brad you've got two ears and a mouth
00:12:23using that ratio all right look i don't say these things to an arguments brad i say them to help
00:12:28you just listen to what i've got to say and one day you might be in my position all right
00:12:32all right so come on let's go and have a walk come on you should be fine don't worry about it
00:12:41yeah i ain't i don't hello mario hola greg uh maria this is uh bradley hola brad hello mate why
00:12:49so uh brad will be playing with you yeah
00:12:55all right so let's pick a car
00:13:04where's this it yeah is this a legendary competition
00:13:08come on my son this have it's this have it
00:13:11right what's this one here uh that's yesterday martin
00:13:13well it will work with james bond it'll work with bradley street or esquire right what's the
00:13:17rules nice one point for the show first to 50. 50. so we all in them up oh that's a
00:13:25fucking lovely i'm not interested not why i'm here you'll soon change your tune mate
00:13:30all right what about bonus points yeah yeah there's a one bonus point for missing the pink and
00:13:34parting the brown all right what you on about i think greg's referring to the rusty bullet on mario
00:13:38what the chocolate starfish up no garden did you get it in the dirt box you mean shoving it out of
00:13:44their arses are you all queer
00:13:52what about freesomes ah the old menage a trois the holy grail men have searched for ever since you
00:13:57could watch the dad's porno movies now listen up you lot if any of you can get enough drink down
00:14:01the next to get them through the threesome it's worth five bonus points all right can't you guys talk
00:14:05about anything but sex like what i don't know talk about the weather oh it's a nice night for the
00:14:12folk
00:14:24so when do we start we have started you whoever mario are not invited why not because the conversation
00:14:31requires a gentleman's agreement to be honest about point scored you're like a cheating lane
00:14:35arsehole and just say anything to make up his own end and you've got a tiny penis oh the
00:14:40fuck are you on about there ain't nothing small about my dick mate come on everyone thinks this is
00:14:45large i've measured mine it's a niner bottle so millimeters or centimeters i'll prove it anytime
00:14:52all right well why don't we all stand around and then you can get it out and verify your claim
00:14:55oh yeah come on come on no one's gonna be out see it all get it out get it out drop it out all right
00:15:07well boys
00:15:12you still can't play though i believe this is mario you're dealing with
00:15:15so i told him i wasn't gonna do that anymore you know i'm just sick of it what
00:15:45hi so you working your way around all the girls in the bar then no only the ugly ones
00:15:52well you can get lost because we're not pissed enough to take advantage of yet
00:15:55well don't worry i need at least another ten more pints before me standards will drop that low
00:15:59so where exactly did you two meet
00:16:01can't help me out of the airport
00:16:03bram had a premature arrivals problem
00:16:05well it happens when i get excited for impulse control
00:16:08well practice makes perfect that's why god gave you a right hand sweetheart
00:16:12then maybe you two should get a room
00:16:18i've got to go nice to see you again
00:16:27so you know carmen long
00:16:29by two years she's a family rest
00:16:36so what hotel does she work at then
00:16:38i can pass their note at playtime if you like
00:16:41what oh
00:16:43fuck off
00:16:48right well that time's out i've been here 40 minutes i'll end everyone off and get them on to the next
00:16:51all right
00:17:00well everyone listen up do you have anyone here from young free and single
00:17:06jesus christ my granny's bingo grin makes one noise and i said do you have anyone here from young free and
00:17:11i'll be here from john
00:17:17i like it now get yourselves all to the anders where the pie's really gonna get going come on move it
00:17:25quick this place is a bit of a damp isn't it
00:17:27yeah well we go where alison tells us to you know what i mean
00:17:29what time do you call this you're ten minutes late
00:17:32we're gonna stay in over ten minutes
00:17:34mate what's your problem
00:17:35don't worry man it's gonna be rocking in five minutes
00:17:37look at that
00:17:38isn't it amazing
00:17:39quite a wonder brand a bit of makeup can do it
00:17:41come on son let's get on the board here eh
00:17:43let's have it
00:17:51well i'd not expect to know you a bit better see another side of you
00:18:12how about my backside you can watch it while i walk away
00:18:19she is gorgeous
00:18:26what would i do with that come too quickly mario
00:18:29you watch you'll soon be patting my hands
00:18:31there's something in your hands tonight mate i'll be your dick
00:18:34i'm not so sure brad i mean after all mario is a good looking lad
00:18:36right so he um dresses a little strange
00:18:39yeah but it's an expression of his personality yeah just needs a little red nose to finish it up
00:18:43oh fuck off these trousers cost under 20 quid and if you paid more than the five in mario then you
00:18:49were done oh and the fuck do you know about fashion
00:18:53and my cousin runs one of the best clothes shops in king's row
00:18:56so why don't you shop there yeah well uh well at least don't change my clothes
00:19:00what are you gonna do about your skin
00:19:15it's patricia isn't it well hello mikey did you come here to tell me how three thousand people
00:19:33applied for 30 jobs and how thrilled any girl should be if a rep tries to check her up
00:19:38listen i apologize about mario he's what we call in the trade a bit of a wanker a bit of a wanker
00:19:45okay you're right mario is a total wanker we're not all brainless idiots so you need brains for
00:19:51this job next you'll be telling me you need a levels to be a rep what were yours in mikey sun
00:19:57mailing and poncing drinks no i did my dissertation in those my thesis was in making assumptions
00:20:04before you've got all the facts
00:20:11hey listen up we're going back to the hotel to get your last things together come on moving people
00:20:23so you got a girlfriend then brad no no i haven't had sex for over a year really why is that then
00:20:29great you've got to get over it mate all right mikey i really don't think now's the time is it
00:20:34something i'll break your heart or something then uh okay mate you've got to move on
00:20:44okay i was in love with this girl everything was going great and then she dumped me for this rugby
00:20:50player yeah i tried everything to get her back everything two of his mates jumped me and they
00:20:57kicked the shit out of me you what do you know i was in the hospital for 10 weeks 10 weeks they said
00:21:03i'd never be able to get another erection they said so they put this bar in it keeps it standing to
00:21:09attention stiff as a poker night and day so how do you have sex i haven't i mean what if they start
00:21:19laughing at me what if i i can't take it excuse me i'm really sorry
00:21:25i think i might be able to help what do you reckon i'm a nurse back home
00:21:55i can't come in let's just see what you're doing
00:22:05i'll give me your hand
00:22:09can you feel that i mean isn't that odd all the time yeah yeah all i have to do is just like
00:22:18just bend it forwards and does it feel any different now i don't know it's it's hard it's
00:22:24hard to tell linda could i just no i'm sorry go on can i ask you a huge favor it's just
00:22:34i haven't it's just i haven't come since the operation and
00:22:40you bastard i knew you were lying
00:22:54we make a great team it was like telepathy
00:23:05yeah it was a laugh
00:23:07look them birds was all over you why don't you come in on this competition
00:23:11brad i've already told you mate i ain't interested
00:23:14just rather sleep with one girl 20 times and 20 girls once
00:23:17and that's why i've come to our beta is it right now all i want to do is have a laugh
00:23:25and a threesome oh i have a dream
00:23:31you can turn that music out you can't hear you mate it's too loud
00:23:50it's not enough for that fucking shite right listen up the beach party starts pretty soon
00:24:05so get yourselves down to the beach and show yourselves all right and that's for you three
00:24:09i tell you what i'm gonna throw that much beer down your necks at this beach party because you're
00:24:12gonna be so fucking pissed you won't know the difference between megadef and the fucking spice
00:24:16girls
00:24:37one point badly nice one son i'm still in the lead though mate you see put me down for a point
00:24:42and what do you think i don't know greg what do you think well that's much more fun watching
00:24:48squirm isn't it yeah absolutely oh come on greg what's the matter we are you afraid of some
00:24:55serious competition i'm terrified mate
00:25:00money on me also and i'll tell you what you're making with lorraine you're on the board lorraine
00:25:05and now look at her i swear she's a nun i'd have more chance with a lesbian oh well
00:25:14just like that image there you know
00:25:17so lorraine it is get your boots under the bed and you're in
00:25:35i'll tell you i'll tell you what's the matter
00:25:37ah patricia you'll come and play the game won't you babe no come on let's bottle of wine i'll even
00:25:41carry you i'll carry you over come on can you come on let's hope we're going together
00:25:50he's unbelievable he thinks he can just snap his fingers and i'll fall back with my legs split open
00:25:56yeah well mario's harmless enough just want to win this stupid competition competition yeah you know
00:26:01so you can sleep with as many girls as possible and you're not for definitely not
00:26:08so why are you here then basically i am got shafted on a business deal yeah i lost all my money
00:26:16needed to get away
00:26:19so i'm definitely not here to add notches to my bedposts so you're saying you don't want to sleep
00:26:24with me no well yeah no um look patricia can i take my foot out and start again give it your best
00:26:32shot mikey well i'm attracted to you but not in that sort of way oh i get it you want to get to
00:26:38know the real me share thoughts about world hunger become my soulmate in two weeks is that it
00:26:44that's what i'm doing patricia look i know i'm making a book of myself and all those things you
00:26:54said they're all corny and crazy but the long and short of it is that they do find you attractive
00:26:58and even though sleeping with you isn't at the top of my agenda i'd be lying if i said that it hadn't
00:27:03crossed my mind oh mikey get your ass over here oh cheers mario all right we haven't really had a
00:27:23chance to chat me and you no i guess we haven't both been a bit busy hey well it's not because i
00:27:27wanted to yeah me too caught some sun makes you look sexy yeah compared to most of the girls here
00:27:38don't look a right old scrubber you shouldn't put yourself down now listen you're a beautiful beautiful
00:27:46girl
00:27:52want some wine that'd be lovely babe yeah there you go cheers cheers
00:28:01so are you finding the job oh i love it you know i figure a few years is this and
00:28:05graduate up to resort manager and then back to england's work head office that's great yeah i
00:28:09really want to make a go of it you know i love easy tiger what i thought you know you invited me
00:28:17up here yeah yeah i know it's just uh well i like to build up to things you know get get in the mood
00:28:23sure all right yeah no that's all i understand
00:28:29so is it true what they say about your uh absolutely would you get out for me and let me see it
00:28:35what what just you know let me let me see it let me see it yeah what
00:28:52yeah
00:28:56maria i i want you to sit over there where i can uh watch you touch yourself what are you on about
00:29:02well you know don't touch yourself it would really turn me on watching you i uh well i'll join in
00:29:08later promise you dirty bitch you want a piece of me do you yeah you want a piece of maria do you
00:29:21oh i bet you love it dirty don't you dirty and sweaty and scratchy and dirty but nice i'm a paradox
00:29:31i'm like i'm like i'm a poet yeah i'm like i can run hot and cold hot and cold mario soft and hard
00:29:37mario there's something else i want you to do for me can you put these on
00:29:41like
00:29:50mario
00:29:51oh
00:29:51oh no
00:29:53You didn't.
00:30:02No, you must be kidding.
00:30:04That's what Mother's on. He's at the door like a flash.
00:30:06All right, that's two points for the underwear.
00:30:09And one for howling like a dog.
00:30:12Right, who's next?
00:30:18Oh, this is the best bit, mate.
00:30:20Makes me all tingly inside to imagine what these birds are going to look like.
00:30:23Shit, it's useless, mate.
00:30:30Yeah, well, I'm listening to you.
00:30:38Twins.
00:30:40That'll be twins, mate.
00:30:53I don't get it.
00:30:57I mean, we're in our beef, right?
00:30:58We've got hot and cold running women.
00:31:00And you're stuck on this girl who doesn't, you know, excuse me for saying this, mate, really seem all that interested in you.
00:31:06Look, Brad, all I know is I'm not interested in a girl I can't be asked to talk to in the morning.
00:31:11What's the point?
00:31:13It's true if you're clever.
00:31:13Five if you can talk her mate into it.
00:31:15I don't know.
00:31:45Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
00:31:52Take more than that to scare me. What can I do for you?
00:31:55I need a quick word but it's a bit delicate.
00:31:57OK, I'll come to my room.
00:31:59I think you do a great job. It must be really tough being a resort manager.
00:32:04Yeah, it can get hard. Has something come up? I mean, has anything popped up?
00:32:10What can I do for you, Mario?
00:32:13It's just, erm, all I say, it is a bit delicate.
00:32:17Wife, I'm probably just imagining it.
00:32:20Sit down.
00:32:22Now, listen, I'm not only your boss, I'm also your friend.
00:32:25Erm, it's Lorraine.
00:32:29Lorraine? What's she done?
00:32:30Well, nothing yet, it's just that she's...
00:32:32She's coming on to me.
00:32:34I think she ought to do.
00:32:37Well, I'll have a word with her.
00:32:38Oh, no, no, no, you don't have to do that.
00:32:40I just wanted to make you aware of it just in case, you know, it gets out of hand.
00:32:45OK, well, if you're sure.
00:32:46But if it carries on, make sure you come and see me, alright?
00:32:48Will do.
00:32:49Cheers, Alison.
00:32:50Good looking, and clever.
00:33:02I'm the woman.
00:33:03It's a good one.
00:33:04I hope you're up there.
00:33:05Good looking, and I'll have you up there.
00:33:06All right, ladies.
00:33:07Hands up, straight up and down.
00:33:09Are you sure you'll see me?
00:33:11Is there a bit more for the other?
00:33:12Stand up, come on, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
00:33:30right ladies, hands up, straight up in the air, ladies, lean forward, a little bit more,
00:33:34you ready, ready, ready, whoa, let's have a go, let's have a go, let's have a go, let's
00:33:40go, oh, goodness, Brad, tell me, what do you think, don't get me wrong, you're definitely a four, but I mean, here, we've got nice,
00:33:46don't worry, here, we've got nice balance, they're firm, they've got good density, I have wobbly billy, and you know, I really do agree, but I think that your bra are impeded movement, I'm gonna have to give you 5.6, 5.6, I can't get better than that, hold on a minute, take it out, take that, oh, that is so much better, the support was definitely swinging things, I'm gonna give them an eight, ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:09give them an eight, ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:15How's it going?
00:34:16It's not, I've got every trick in the book here.
00:34:18Oi, you, 4 out of 10, that is shocking, that is, I want another go.
00:34:24Well, I'm sorry, but the judge's decision is final, do you know what I mean? Anyway, if I touch your tits, your mate's gonna get jealous, isn't it?
00:34:30Trudy won't get jealous, will you Trudy?
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:32Alright, alright, alright, well, so I'm both, I'm neither of you, what's it going to be?
00:34:33Let's go.
00:34:34Let's go.
00:34:35Let's go.
00:34:36Let's go.
00:34:37Let's go.
00:34:38Let's go.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:40Let's go.
00:34:41Looks like you've got your hands full, Brad.
00:34:42Looks like you've got your hands full, Brad.
00:34:43So you won't be coming to Pasha with the rest of the world.
00:34:45Why are you waiting for the rest of the world?
00:34:46I'll be waiting for the rest of the world.
00:34:47Let's go.
00:34:48Well, that's it, Sean, that's your mate's gonna get jealous, ain't ya?
00:34:50True anyone get jealous. Will you, Trudy?
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:53Alright, alright. Well, so I'm both, I'm neither of you. What's it going to be?
00:34:58Let's go.
00:34:59Looks like you've got your hands full, Brad.
00:35:12to pasha with the rest of us tonight listen listen girls just gotta go and make sure she's
00:35:20got enough tickets for pasha yeah just wait wait wait
00:35:23i'm telling you he's got two of them on the go and they're bangled i'm serious man i walked past
00:35:34them twice and even look at them leave it man she's a rep she knows her score
00:35:44basically every day you get a five point on your hand now is it come on oh shit yeah have
00:35:50a bit right now get them bladded and do the business come on let's see where i've got
00:35:57a bit of one here let's have one of these i'm all right well come on what's the matter
00:36:01we are yeah i've never done them before have i you what he's having us on mate no i'm just
00:36:07never really fancy that's all oh it's just no one knows what they do to you did he bread
00:36:11greg trust me on this one mate whiz is much worse for you and booze booze just fucks on
00:36:15your brain your liver kidneys spleen the lot the whole body is like one big fucking homogenous
00:36:19son you can't come but when you do it's not gonna make me a skitch or anything is it no
00:36:26look i'll tell you what look take off if you like it have another half late what was that
00:36:30a little bit about the setting then what yeah yeah come on come on pop it come on
00:36:37pop it okay let's have it i've been wanting to do it for ages anyway come on come on stop
00:36:45it
00:36:45yeah quick the rain's in the bag mate what last night i pulled her last night follow last
00:36:54Stay up!
00:36:55I'm gonna need more evidence than that, mate.
00:36:57Sorry.
00:36:58Alright.
00:36:59Wait here.
00:37:08Yeah, Lorraine.
00:37:09Lorraine, come on down.
00:37:11Come on.
00:37:17You love it.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:27You love it.
00:37:28Come on,цы!
00:37:30Come on!
00:37:31Good luck!
00:37:32Kingkug.
00:37:33Gonna!
00:37:34The heck.
00:37:35To an Forwardnapeel
00:37:36Won't you?
00:37:37Your entrance is right.
00:37:38Poke these stories.
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:40How gorgeous!
00:37:41Clarence Thompson.
00:37:42Are you awaiting the care you get in the care,
00:37:45lots more of thel wilourt shafts?
00:37:47The key here, where the fe conscientious edges
00:37:51Are you getting mis to know you?
00:37:52Mauraaks is my favorite.
00:37:53I don't know.
00:38:23Oh, ouch!
00:38:25Oh, I felt there.
00:38:27It's amazing the number of people who catch themselves on the edge there.
00:38:30How's your head?
00:38:31I've never had any complaints, will you tell me?
00:38:34Now we're wrong.
00:38:36Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, that's good.
00:38:42Oh, that, oh, oh, oof, that is good.
00:38:45That's got 150 per se per person written all over it, baby.
00:38:50250.
00:38:52Mikey, there you are.
00:38:55What are you doing?
00:38:57Not wimping out, are we?
00:38:58No, I was, um, just learning about negotiating skills.
00:39:02All work and no play makes Mikey play.
00:39:07What does it make Mikey?
00:39:09Whoa.
00:39:10Confused.
00:39:12Nervous.
00:39:14You don't have to be nervous, Mikey.
00:39:16Not with me.
00:39:17Come on, let's take a walk.
00:39:22Five.
00:39:23Ah, 175.
00:39:24I can't rehire.
00:39:25Ah!
00:39:26Ew.
00:39:27It's just a shame.
00:39:28I've got to be the next one in a few minutes.
00:39:30Oh.
00:39:31Pay me 200.
00:39:32What?
00:39:33Okay, final offer.
00:39:34200 per se for every kind of ring in.
00:39:36I'll go down to that.
00:39:37And you know how much I like going down?
00:39:40Oh, yeah.
00:39:41Yeah.
00:39:42Oh, come on, baby.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:44Oh, it's so good.
00:39:45Oh, yeah.
00:39:46200 per se per person.
00:39:49He was just getting too possessive.
00:39:51I thought he owned me.
00:39:53How long's it since he split?
00:39:54A month.
00:39:55I mean, it was hard, but...
00:39:57Well, sometimes when the soul of a relationship dies,
00:40:00you've just got to let it go.
00:40:02You know, you are so right.
00:40:04Sometimes you just have to move on.
00:40:06Do something out of character.
00:40:15You're so right.
00:40:16There things go.
00:40:17Yeah, you're so right.
00:40:18There something out of character.
00:40:20You're so right.
00:40:21I mean, exactly how it looks.
00:40:22There, there it is.
00:40:23It's a crazy-daiety, a cheap tire.
00:40:24We need, at least a bend겠어요.
00:40:26You know, you're good.
00:40:27Go and do something out of character.
00:40:28You're so right.
00:40:29Some of the Greens are together.
00:40:30And you have to go back and do something out.
00:40:32Yeah, it's clever.
00:40:33You never do anything.
00:40:34We need a double-asset.
00:40:35Yes and Do something out of character.
00:40:36On your folder, bonus school?
00:40:37If no, you will be making sure.
00:40:38Yeah, sure.
00:40:40On your car.
00:40:40United, guy, you're gutting.
00:40:42Honestly, is human.
00:40:43Never mind.
00:40:44Alison, it's Lorraine.
00:40:57OK.
00:41:02Alison?
00:41:04OK.
00:41:14Oh.
00:41:18Heard she stays.
00:41:24Sit down.
00:41:32Hope you realise you've not only shown yourself up but also the company.
00:41:35Sorry?
00:41:39What made you think someone like Mary is going to see anything in someone like you?
00:41:42What are you talking about?
00:41:43Last night, Lorraine, everyone saw you.
00:41:45Saw me what?
00:41:46I was about to say, Lorraine, this would be so much easier if you just told the truth.
00:41:48You were kissing him.
00:41:49No, no, no. I didn't kiss Mario.
00:41:51Look that way to me.
00:41:52I think he's a creep, Alison. I wouldn't go near him.
00:41:54Listen, love, we understand he's a good-looking bloke
00:41:56because someone like you is going to fall for him.
00:41:57I mean, he even told me.
00:41:58Told you?
00:41:59Tell me, what's the fucking bastard been saying about me?
00:42:02That fucking bastard, Lorraine, defended you.
00:42:05He told me you were coming on to him and I believe him.
00:42:07Coming on to him? No, I don't believe this.
00:42:09Can we just get Mario up here, Alison?
00:42:11I've never thought about this long and hard and now I'm going to have to let you go.
00:42:14What?
00:42:15You know the rules about frightenising the other reps.
00:42:16It leads to bad feelings and undermines working as a team.
00:42:21You bitch.
00:42:22What?
00:42:23You don't have a clue.
00:42:24I mean, you don't care about the holiday made
00:42:25because you just want to stuff as much money into your own pockets as you can.
00:42:27You make me fucking sick, Alison.
00:42:37You all right?
00:42:39You all right?
00:42:41You're up a good rep, aren't I?
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:45Well, I just...
00:42:46Of course you are.
00:42:47Alison don't seem to think so.
00:42:50What?
00:42:51Why?
00:42:53She just sacked me, Brad.
00:42:56What's going on?
00:42:58She thinks I've been coming in to marry you and I ain't.
00:43:01I told you but she wouldn't listen to me.
00:43:03Look, this...
00:43:04Look, this is ridiculous.
00:43:05Look, you know what she's like.
00:43:06Let's go and solve it.
00:43:07Look, I'll go.
00:43:08It's not good.
00:43:26Yeah, hang on a second.
00:43:37I'll go.
00:43:43OK.
00:43:50I just got to shower.
00:43:55I thought I'd let you know I've let Lorraine go.
00:43:58Shit.
00:44:00That's terrible.
00:44:01Mario, don't blame yourself.
00:44:02It had to be done.
00:44:03I know someone like you's going to feel bad about it
00:44:05bad about it but it's my decision so just try and forget it okay. I just think the other
00:44:09reps are going to take it badly. I don't care what the other reps think. I'm in charge.
00:44:13I really admire you Alison. Well that's a tough fucking job keeping everything running
00:44:16so well. Shit. If anyone finds out about this I'll deny it and sack you. This does not
00:44:27be gone on the school sheet.
00:44:40Would you like experimenting Mario? Yeah babe anything you want.
00:44:54All right boys? What's up someone died? The rain's been set. What about what's she done?
00:45:04Apparently she was coming up to Mario in a bar. Oh no fuck. Man that wasn't supposed to happen.
00:45:11What? What wasn't supposed to happen? He's a lying fucking scumbag he's taking the piss out of us.
00:45:15And if you're taking the piss out yourself you can get sacked on your child. If you do Mario over now
00:45:21forget getting fired. You might even end up in a nick mate. Come on son. It's just it's winding me up.
00:45:28But you're right. It's better to eat him where it hurts most. I just gotta buy me time. Pick me moment.
00:45:35Greg. Greg. You know he said that yoghurt was a good cure for some butter. Yeah I love for some butter.
00:45:42relief yeah. Yeah. Does it matter what flavour you get? No natural's usually the best. Oh shit. I hate natural yoghurt.
00:45:49You're not supposed to eat it. What are you supposed to do with it? Well you're supposed to rub it round your balls and your armpits aren't you?
00:45:56Alright. Leave him alone you twits. Don't listen to him Nick. He's why this is right again.
00:46:03Ticket for you.
00:46:04You're a ticket for you.
00:46:05Friday night Eden. It's the one you have a good night. You've got to get there early get some drinks in.
00:46:07One for you. Ticket for you.
00:46:08I don't think that was a good cure for some butter.
00:46:09Yeah I'll offer some relief. Yeah. Does it matter what flavour you get?
00:46:11Well natural is usually the best.
00:46:12Oh shit. I hate natural yoghurt.
00:46:13You're not supposed to eat it.
00:46:14What are you supposed to do with it?
00:46:15What are you supposed to do with it?
00:46:16Well you're supposed to rub it round your balls and your armpits aren't you?
00:46:18Alright. Leave him alone you twits.
00:46:20Don't listen to him Nick. He's why this is right again.
00:46:25I hope you realise it's a criminal offence to impersonate a YFNS rep.
00:46:28What gave me away? I talked without drooling?
00:46:31That and the fact that you're far too ugly to work for us.
00:46:34Well, I swapped sides.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Nothing, nothing. I'm just... I'm just seeing what images come to mind with that phrase.
00:46:41Heather set it up.
00:46:43They needed someone in a hurry to replace Lorraine,
00:46:45and, frankly, I don't know.
00:46:47I don't know. I don't know.
00:46:49I don't know. I don't know.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:51I don't know.
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:53I needed someone in a hurry to replace Lorraine,
00:46:55and, frankly, I was bored with dealing with snotty-nosed kids
00:46:57and calling out bingo numbers every Wednesday night.
00:46:59Well, are you trained?
00:47:00Oh, yeah. I can fart the national anthem
00:47:02and vomit over three feet.
00:47:04With you, darling, any bodily fluid is more than welcome.
00:47:12Hey, Mikey.
00:47:17Thanks.
00:47:19Dear Mikey,
00:47:21It's been so long since I saw you.
00:47:23What we had was great, and you'll always be a friend,
00:47:25but Jeff really needs me.
00:47:27I'm so confused,
00:47:29but I think I have to give it another try.
00:47:31I've got it.
00:47:32I've got it.
00:47:33I mean, I have to give it another try.
00:47:34I've got it, too.
00:47:35I know.
00:47:36I know.
00:47:37I can't see you.
00:47:38You've got it over here, and I have to give it another try.
00:47:39I'm right, pero...
00:47:40I know.
00:47:41I have to give it another try.
00:47:42I'm a beast.
00:47:43I know.
00:47:44What? You alright mate? Is that a pleasantry brat? Or are you genuinely interested?
00:48:07What's the matter with you?
00:48:10Facts. I know that it's so cold.
00:48:13That read it you've been mooning over a dumpster, I see.
00:48:15Don't match my boyfriend? Yeah.
00:48:18Let me guess, what we had together was special, ya da da da, but my boyfriend's changed, ya da da da, he really loves me.
00:48:24But we can still be friends, goodnight Vienna.
00:48:26How do you wear that out? That happened to me my first month.
00:48:29I mean we work here, we get blase about a beefer.
00:48:32But for the majority of Brits it's a million miles away from their real world.
00:48:35I mean sure while they're here it seems like love will find a way, but at the end of the day they go on.
00:48:39Back to the normal lives, ya know?
00:48:42And when they think about what they've done or people they've turned into on holiday, it scares the fucking shit out of them.
00:48:47All they want to do is scurry back to the little comfort zones and if that includes an old boyfriend it's tough to you mate.
00:48:54Well it's pretty deep for you Greg.
00:48:56Yeah well don't go tell anyone, I've got a reputation to protect.
00:49:00Anyway come on, season's still young, plenty more points to be had and all that.
00:49:03Yep, coming. I'm gonna put you down to a point Mike.
00:49:06Well you'd better make that too.
00:49:09You dirty old man.
00:49:12But anyway look, check this out.
00:49:14Right this is gonna cheer you up I guarantee ya.
00:49:16Mario will be lucky to get a shag off a blow-up doll out of this.
00:49:19Mario.
00:49:44Mario.
00:49:45Mario.
00:49:46Mario.
00:49:47Mario.
00:49:48Mario.
00:49:49Mario.
00:49:50Mario.
00:49:51Mario.
00:52:04Alright, listen up, everyone.
00:52:06Okay, everyone that's going on the Boogie Nights porn star party, can you just gather round?
00:52:12I need to check your names off.
00:52:14Now, anyone that needs to be sorted out with 70s clothes and wigs can give your names to me now.
00:52:19So we count some heads.
00:52:21So we count some heads.
00:52:21That's it, Angus.
00:52:25That's it, Angus.
00:52:26That's it, Angus.
00:52:27That's it.
00:52:28That's it.
00:52:29That's it.
00:52:31That's it, Angus.
00:52:32That's it.
00:52:33That's it.
00:52:34That's it.
00:52:35That's it.
00:52:36That's it, Angus.
00:52:37That's it.
00:52:451, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:52:51What the fuck?
00:52:53Oh, that was so good.
00:52:56Oh, that was so good.
00:53:15Well, boys, this competition's proven too easy for me.
00:53:19So I thought I'd give you two losers a chance to catch up.
00:53:21Yes, sir, then.
00:53:22Well, I've got a new competition.
00:53:24Why don't we get ten bonus points for going a week without a shag?
00:53:27Don't you think that'd be a lot harder?
00:53:28Blasphemer.
00:53:29No.
00:53:31But what I thought we could do is have, like, a phrase in a week.
00:53:34And when you shag a bird, you get the bird to say, well, you know, jury.
00:53:37What sort of phrase?
00:53:40Well, I thought we could start with fluffy flops.
00:53:43What?
00:53:44Fluffy flops, you know?
00:53:46It doesn't matter how you get to say it, as long as you don't mention the competition.
00:53:50All right?
00:53:51Fluffy flops, you know?
00:53:54Greg, you're probably the sickest man I know.
00:53:56Cheers, mate.
00:54:12Well, that's after three.
00:54:13I want to see these points of life disappear, all right?
00:54:14One, two, three.
00:54:16Come on, boys.
00:54:17Get them down now.
00:54:19Give them down.
00:54:27Run, listen up, everybody.
00:54:29Tonight, we are going to Eden, which is one of the maddest, baddest, loudest off your head clubs in Ibiza, and it is going to be a large one.
00:54:36a large one. So, if you haven't got a ticket, shake your stuff over to me.
00:54:54I think he's had enough.
00:54:57Brad, what are you doing?
00:54:59He's had enough.
00:55:00And are you his mother?
00:55:01No.
00:55:02Listen, I don't hear it. Your job is to make sure these clients have a good time
00:55:05and buy a lot of drinks.
00:55:07Jamie!
00:55:11Where's my ticket?
00:55:13Do you think I should?
00:55:15These are all right. I'll look after them.
00:55:18That's okay.
00:55:20You good?
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:24Hello, darling.
00:55:25Hello, boy.
00:55:26You all right, chickens?
00:55:28You all right, love?
00:55:29Yeah, you all right?
00:55:31Now, they are fit.
00:55:33Are they coming to eat tonight?
00:55:34Probably.
00:55:35Are you up for it?
00:55:36Up for it?
00:55:38Listen, lovers.
00:55:39I've just got the pacemaker fitted right.
00:55:41This could be my last ever holiday.
00:55:43So, believe me, I am up.
00:55:47For anything.
00:55:49See you later.
00:55:50Now, that's got to be worth a bonus point.
00:55:55You all right?
00:55:56Yeah, I am, mate.
00:56:10This club is fantastic.
00:56:11The beats are great, man.
00:56:12You're the fucking best.
00:56:13Listen, listen.
00:56:14We're going to go sit down.
00:56:15We're going to go over here.
00:56:16Come and follow me, yeah?
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:26What's that?
00:56:27What's that?
00:56:28No.
00:56:29It's a little drop of water.
00:56:30Have a little drop of water.
00:56:31Then we're going to have a little dance and get with the polar cat and the birds, yeah?
00:56:46Whatever little dance, give it what to call a couple of birds, yeah?
00:57:09Yes, babe! It's wicked, man. It's liquid ecstasy.
00:57:13Well, show it out, then.
00:57:16Yeah!
00:57:17Come on!
00:57:18Come on!
00:57:20Get down, you girls! Come on!
00:57:22Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
00:57:28Come on!
00:57:29Let's stand!
00:57:30Come on!
00:57:43So, what do you think of Brad?
00:57:47Yeah, he's a laugh!
00:57:48Don't you fancy him, then?
00:57:50Brad?
00:57:51No!
00:57:52No, we're just good mates.
00:57:55Why are you asking me?
00:57:56Well, you and him are pretty tight. I thought that maybe...
00:57:59No, no, no.
00:58:00He's too much for boys, you know what I mean?
00:58:02He's a sweetie, though. I think he really cares.
00:58:07The only thing he cares about is winning that competition.
00:58:11You don't know what I mean though, this is better than you ever...
00:58:13To keep me losing me one more time.
00:58:19She's pretty cool, isn't she?
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:24Who do you think?
00:58:25Carmen?
00:58:26Yeah, yeah, she's a good laugh, yeah.
00:58:28So you like her then?
00:58:29No, I ain't really thought of her, you know.
00:58:31Anyway, you can't screw the crew.
00:58:33You know something, mate, you two are so into each other you can't see past your noses.
00:58:36We're just good friends.
00:58:38You don't screw friends, right?
00:58:40You want to know what it is, mate?
00:58:42Okay, Dr. Freud, enlighten me.
00:58:44She stimulates this and not just this.
00:58:47Bollocks.
00:58:49The truth is, we're just good friends who have a laugh.
00:58:52End of story.
00:58:53Well, I ain't got many mates that give me a 24 hour boner, that's for sure.
00:58:57And I thought I really meant something to you.
00:59:23Well, what's up?
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:25I ain't got many mates, y'all, and you, uh hell yeah it's mad.
00:59:28Let me be you.
00:59:29The truth is paid as a car, it's never you no need ever will.
00:59:32You just dream, no need never will.
00:59:34And so he hit a car, I know.
00:59:36Manhattan has been된, it's never anyone, where is great and fromplay.
00:59:37And it's never you happy to see you that you're right, you need to be alone рублей.
01:01:10You're fucking great.
01:01:12Hey, come see this man.
01:01:15Alright, alright, keep the noise down will ya?
01:01:20I've got the fucking best mate.
01:01:26The fucking best.
01:01:28I just need you to wait here mate.
01:01:29I won't be a minute.
01:01:30Don't go anywhere.
01:01:31Wait there.
01:01:32What the fuck's going on?
01:01:42We're all shagging her, aren't we?
01:01:45Don't worry mate, you're up next.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48What's she on?
01:01:49Booze man.
01:01:50Bit of GHB, something like that.
01:01:52What?
01:01:53Makes them all these rabbits mate.
01:01:54Did she mention anything that makes her different from any other girls?
01:01:56Oh, you're not telling me she's a sex change man?
01:01:59Oh!
01:02:00No!
01:02:01She's got a fucking pacemaker.
01:02:02Oh really?
01:02:03Fuck off.
01:02:04You're having a laugh on ya?
01:02:07No.
01:02:08It's a pacemaker baby.
01:02:11Oh shit.
01:02:13Pitbull, can you go and sort it out please?
01:02:15Yeah it's going to croak at any friggin minute alright?
01:02:18Oh shit, no way!
01:02:19Right, get her clothes on.
01:02:24Put your top on tight.
01:02:25What the fuck?
01:02:26Come here look, just put your top on tight.
01:02:27Oi! Oi!
01:02:28Oi!
01:02:29Oi!
01:02:30What are you doing?
01:02:31He's supposed to.
01:02:32I don't know.
01:02:33I don't want to go.
01:02:34I want to stay with these little things.
01:02:36Where they gone?
01:02:37Where they gone?
01:02:38See you later babe.
01:02:39See you later.
01:02:40Sorry babe, I didn't know.
01:02:41Catch on your head.
01:02:42Oh!
01:02:43Oh my!
01:02:44Oi!
01:02:45Oi!
01:02:46You just want to soak that out alright?
01:02:47Oi!
01:02:48You bastards!
01:02:49Quick, quick, yeah, yeah.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51You bastards!
01:02:52Can you just, alright?
01:02:53Just look after us.
01:02:54Oi!
01:02:55I was enjoying that.
01:02:56Go on, go on, go on, go on.
01:02:57I'm having a holiday.
01:02:58I'm supposed to be...
01:02:59Where is it?
01:03:00I don't know, it's some bird just talking back into town.
01:03:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:03:03Oi!
01:03:04Oi!
01:03:05Oi!
01:03:06Oi!
01:03:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:08Hang on why?
01:03:09Don't, I'm having a holiday.
01:03:10Way up!
01:03:11I'm having holiday, I'm supposed to be...
01:03:12Where is he?
01:03:13основ of some bird...
01:03:14Some bird just talking back into town?
01:03:15Aw!
01:03:16Doug, hold ahead, I'm going out, don't stop that.
01:03:19Oi!
01:03:20Oi!
01:03:21Oi!
01:03:22Oi!
01:03:23Hey!
01:03:24Oi!
01:03:25Hey!
01:03:26Oh, hey!
01:03:27Hey!
01:03:28Oi!
01:03:29Oi!
01:03:30Oi!
01:03:31've only changed.
01:03:32Listen, I'm looking for Carmen, you ain't seen her anywhere, yeah?
01:03:51Have you seen her?
01:03:52Whoa, whoa, good on there, love, eh?
01:04:05Is this all right, really?
01:04:10Yeah, I'm sure it is, yeah.
01:04:15Hiya, what used you to do in there?
01:04:21You all right?
01:04:23Oh, fuck not, I feel terrible.
01:04:26God, I hope I didn't do anything bad last night.
01:04:29You don't remember?
01:04:31Er, I'm just going out for a drink and then, er, I thought I did that stuff.
01:04:38Oh, shit!
01:04:40Shit!
01:04:41Don't worry about it, mate, don't worry.
01:04:43Because no one else will remember nothing anyway, will I?
01:04:46No.
01:04:47Oh, God, I hope not.
01:04:48I couldn't look him in the face.
01:04:50I'll tell you what, you don't worry yourself, but try taking it a little bit easier next
01:04:54time, yeah?
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56Yeah?
01:04:57Yeah.
01:04:58All right, yeah, yeah, cheers.
01:04:59See you later, mate.
01:05:00See you later.
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:02You're good.
01:05:03You're good.
01:05:04I'll tell you later.
01:05:05You're good.
01:05:06You're not good.
01:05:07You're good.
01:05:08Thanks, mate.
01:05:09You're good.
01:05:10Fuck, mate.
01:05:11This is getting really out of here.
01:05:12Oh, it's still gonna be two points, though, huh?
01:05:14Well, it's the ambulance, girl.
01:05:15Come on, it's two fucking points, bro.
01:05:16Can you go away? It's a false alarm.
01:05:20Sorry, you're not needed.
01:05:23No, no, no. You're not needed, OK?
01:05:26What's happening?
01:05:35What's going on?
01:05:37What's going on right here?
01:05:39What's happened? What's...
01:05:54Shit. Shit.
01:05:58You found him in his room. He choked on his own moment.
01:06:03I tried to get him to go home. I...
01:06:05It's not your fault. I told him to stop, I swear.
01:06:08You out there now?
01:06:14I haven't got time for this, Brad.
01:06:29Wait, like you didn't have time for me last night?
01:06:32I told you, them boys had enough.
01:06:34Listen, I've had head office on the phone all day. The parents might sue us.
01:06:36Well, I hope you realise that in my report, I'll be telling him you made me get him so drunk he couldn't stand up.
01:06:41Oh, really?
01:06:42Well, newsflash, Brad, what you do as a rep in your hotel is down to you,
01:06:45and if you go out to state a company policy...
01:06:47Don't you care that a boy's dead, because you've forced me to pump him so full of booze,
01:06:51just so he could get your little bran envelope.
01:06:56I'll make this simple for you.
01:06:58If you go to head office with allegations about me you can't prove,
01:07:01and your arse is going to be on the next plane home,
01:07:02you want to keep your job, shut this, and just do as you're told, will you?
01:07:06Listen, listen, me and Mikey have got a jeep, let's go and get you away from this madness for a bit.
01:07:16Come on.
01:07:17She's going to dump it all on me, I know it.
01:07:21We have to stop her.
01:07:23We?
01:07:23No, no, I've told you, I don't give a toss what she does.
01:07:26I do my job, I suggest you do yours.
01:07:28We report her to head office?
01:07:29Yes, and we will all get fired.
01:07:31Matt Allison can tell what the fuck she likes to head office.
01:07:33Yeah, but if we...
01:07:34You forget it!
01:07:35We're having a laugh at you, I screw all up!
01:07:36Well, she'd rather fuck her back until someone else knows.
01:07:39What am I, Mark?
01:07:41All this just ain't worth it anymore.
01:07:44Hey, guys, listen up.
01:07:46Allison's way too greedy not to write it all down in a book.
01:07:49Who owes what, who pays for what.
01:07:51All we've got to do is find that book.
01:07:54She probably keeps it in a safety deposit box at the hotel.
01:07:56And I've seen the key.
01:07:58She wears it round her neck.
01:07:59Right, so we just cut her head off and we're salted.
01:08:02Man, you go straight out, Allison's, you're going to smell it a mile off.
01:08:04You'll be smart.
01:08:05Greg, I need you in on this, mate.
01:08:09For fuck's sake, yes!
01:08:11What do you want to do?
01:08:14Just got to find her a weak spot.
01:08:16One thing she just can't resist.
01:08:17I reckon one of us can do them both here, mate.
01:08:37You think?
01:08:38Yeah, just got this feeling about me, you know what I mean?
01:08:41I might be able to run.
01:08:42Oh, God, come on, Greg, mate, let me have this one.
01:08:45I don't know, mate, Jesus.
01:08:46Oh, come on!
01:08:48All right, yeah, but it's going to cost you big time, I'm telling you.
01:08:53Ladies, I'm afraid I've got to head back.
01:08:55Oh, no!
01:08:56I thought you was going to walk us home.
01:08:58Yeah, well, I'm sure Mario here will be happy to advise.
01:09:01No problem at all.
01:09:17I don't know.
01:09:31Oh, no.
01:09:33Oh, no.
01:09:33Oh, no.
01:09:37Oh, no.
01:09:41Oh, no.
01:09:42Oh, no.
01:09:43Hey, get it off, Tom!
01:10:13I like that one bit, when the first geezer starts going down on you, he knew they were blokes, come on, look, look, he was just curious. Mario, we understand.
01:10:25Yeah, mate, I mean, it's a shame, really, because, you know, a double and a couple of bullet holes got to get you some nice points out.
01:10:29I ain't a fucking puff.
01:10:32Look, it's just that, you know, some people aren't as open-minded as us, that's all, it's just...
01:10:35One word, mate, and people might think that you're a stark raving queen.
01:10:39I'll tell you what we could do, we could make copies, you know, for his family and we could send it to him.
01:10:43OK, all right, I'll do it.
01:10:46Two conditions.
01:10:48Yeah?
01:10:49One, you give me that tape now.
01:10:50Yeah?
01:10:52Two, I'll get my bonus points.
01:11:13Nine, you give me that tape, how sweet do you, make you wanna care, yeah?
01:11:18Three.
01:11:22Let's go.
01:11:52Get on my copyright
01:11:56If you wanna get high
01:12:00Get on my copyright
01:12:22Where the fucking hell is my kid?
01:12:42What's going on?
01:12:46That's Steph that is
01:12:47Alison you've got two ears and a mouth
01:12:49Why not try using them in that ratio?
01:12:50I have your fucking job for this
01:12:53I don't say these things to win arguments Alison
01:12:55I say them to help you
01:12:58All these names with money next to them
01:13:00What can they mean?
01:13:01It means that you're standing up to your ears in shit
01:13:03So you'd better not go making waves
01:13:05So
01:13:06Mario's not the only one getting shafted tonight
01:13:09So shut up
01:13:11Listen
01:13:13One day you might be in this position as well
01:13:18Well it is you investigating
01:13:19And I found that I must have made a mistake
01:13:21No I can deal with it here
01:13:25No
01:13:27No Brad is outstanding
01:13:29Yeah I couldn't believe it either
01:13:32Yeah I'll get it all straightened up
01:13:35No problems
01:13:35Bye
01:13:36You keep off everybody's backs till the end of the season
01:13:40You give everybody a good rapport
01:13:42And I'll give you back your cash
01:13:46And your little book
01:13:47Oh
01:13:52Yeah and um
01:13:53It's just
01:13:55One more little thing
01:13:57Right
01:14:10Right
01:14:10Carmen
01:14:11I had a chance to talk
01:14:14About the other night
01:14:15What about it?
01:14:17We're in the club
01:14:18You know when we
01:14:19Oh that
01:14:20That
01:14:21It's just the chemicals right
01:14:23Was it?
01:14:25Yeah I was flying
01:14:26Yeah so was I
01:14:27But
01:14:28I wasn't on anything
01:14:30Well I've handed in my notice
01:14:36Now Lorraine's back
01:14:36You don't have to do that
01:14:39Well I prefer to work with kids who look their age
01:14:41That way you know where you are
01:14:42You know where you are with me Carmen
01:14:45I thought we was having a laugh
01:14:46You know there's plenty of season left
01:14:48Plenty of season plenty of points
01:14:49Carmen you've got me all wrong
01:14:53Brad you don't need to apologise
01:14:54You like to be a winner
01:14:56What's wrong with that?
01:14:58You were the blue eyed boy of the training course
01:15:00I mean you've won against Alison
01:15:01And I'd bet my money on you winning the competition
01:15:03So
01:15:05Good luck to you
01:15:07Yeah but surely you know
01:15:09You felt the same
01:15:10Brad my friend's just been sick all over my floor
01:15:12Alright look can't this wait just one second
01:15:13No it can't
01:15:14She's locked herself in the bathroom
01:15:15And she won't come out
01:15:16Come on
01:15:17So
01:15:32Greg is in the lead
01:15:34You think you can win?
01:15:37No
01:15:38What would I win?
01:15:40Why?
01:15:41You have to be the biggest dick
01:15:43Are you ready?
01:15:48Good to be back then?
01:16:15Oh green
01:16:16Well you know I just reckon to Carmen
01:16:17She's great isn't she?
01:16:19She's here then
01:16:19Yeah
01:16:20Fantastic
01:16:21Oh
01:16:21Well I've been talking to this geezer right
01:16:25And apparently right there's these two sisters on board
01:16:27Right and they used to be lap dancers
01:16:28Now they've got to be up for it
01:16:29Well maybe we can both do them
01:16:31Both get here to the points
01:16:32Just there's a special exception
01:16:34Yeah but only if the bullet hole's in play
01:16:36Yeah
01:16:37I've heard they booked their glennies
01:16:38How many bonus points is there?
01:16:40I'm wrinkly starfish
01:16:43Fuck that
01:16:44What's the matter with you?
01:16:53He was too possessed for me
01:16:55Thought he owned me
01:16:56Sometime you've got to move on
01:16:59Come on get your ass in the gear
01:17:03Why did you bring me here?
01:17:09I'm not even a wire finesse rep anymore
01:17:11If we just shut up for once Carmen
01:17:13You might have to like what you're about to hear
01:17:15The prize is to have your attention
01:17:21Just for two minutes please
01:17:23The champagne diving award goes to Crazy Lib
01:17:26So where are you Crazy Lib?
01:17:28Come up here mate
01:17:28Good time
01:17:29We'll sort you out
01:17:30Yeah?
01:17:32Sort it?
01:17:32Nice to meet you
01:17:33Lovely
01:17:33Right the first topless dive award
01:17:36Goes to Jennifer
01:17:37So come up there Jennifer
01:17:38Whoever you are
01:17:39Yeah to be honest
01:17:46I don't think she's got any danger of
01:17:48Drowning with them
01:17:49Yeah listen up
01:17:51You are for the sexiest
01:17:52Actually um
01:17:54I got a special award of me own
01:17:56But I don't know if there's going to be a prize
01:18:00At the end of it
01:18:00That's down to Carmen
01:18:02You're right Carmen
01:18:04You're right Carmen
01:18:04I've always liked being a winner
01:18:06And when I first heard about that competition at the training course
01:18:12That's all that's been on me mind
01:18:14But the other night I had a kiss
01:18:16And I couldn't score any points with it
01:18:19And I couldn't score any points with it
01:18:19Why?
01:18:22Because it was off the scale
01:18:23And so Carmen
01:18:25I would award myself a prize
01:18:27For being the biggest dick of the season
01:18:31Only a dick
01:18:33Would think that winning a shagging competition
01:18:36Is more important than losing a chance to be with someone like you
01:18:39So if it's not too late
01:18:42And if you still have me
01:18:44I'm off the board
01:18:48You sure this is what you want?
01:19:08Oh come on
01:19:09Carmen has let you come on his boat
01:19:10It's only for you to let him come on yours
01:19:11Oh fuck off Greg
01:19:12Are you sure you mean this?
01:19:21Yes
01:19:21Yes
01:19:39Get in there son
01:19:40Back in the lead
01:19:40And on course for another victory
01:19:41Thank you Bradley
01:19:42Mario where's them lap dancers?
01:19:51You know
01:20:13I think honesty is the most important thing
01:20:15Absolutely
01:20:16And we should be able to tell each other everything
01:20:19I feel that way too
01:20:20Have you ever wondered
01:20:26What it would be like to have sex with more than one person?
01:20:29Not really
01:20:30But I'm sure a lot of people do
01:20:32I'm sure it's natural to think about things like that
01:20:34So you wouldn't think it was weird?
01:20:36No way
01:20:36I mean if something turns you on
01:20:38And both of you agree
01:20:39Adults and all that
01:20:41Would you ever consider
01:20:42I guess I mean
01:20:43I'm willing to experiment
01:20:45If it's what you want
01:20:47Great
01:20:48So do you think we should ask?
01:20:50Great
01:20:51So do you think we should ask?
01:20:52Great
01:20:52So do you think we should ask?
01:20:53Great
01:20:53So do you think we should ask?
01:20:54I think we should ask?
01:20:55I think we should ask?
01:20:56I think we should ask?
01:20:57I think we should ask?
01:20:58I think we should ask?
01:20:59I think we should ask?
01:21:00I think we should ask?
01:21:01I think we should ask?
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