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00:00Motivation, because either one of you or me is going to win $50,000.
00:04Yeah! Woo!
00:05Ah!
00:09It's not going to be you.
00:11Get the game. Someone's going to win $50,000.
00:14Rated everyone, 10 and up.
00:17Hey, Dish, check it out.
00:19Whoa, DirecTV. Isn't that a bit much?
00:22Well, you know, I just love opulence.
00:24Okay, well, check this out.
00:27What?
00:27It's my price freeze until 2013.
00:29Awesome, right?
00:30Well, how about your price?
00:31Oh, well, my prices are, uh, yikes.
00:34What?
00:35Your price more than triples in just two years.
00:37Oh, yeah, it goes up a whole bunch.
00:41You might want to get that checked out.
00:43Oh, Dish Network. Let's watch TV.
00:50These pretzel M&Ms are really good.
00:52Yeah, I know. I haven't been able to stop eating them myself.
00:55Guess that's how I ended up with this pretzel inside me.
00:59After all, you know what they say.
01:00You are what you eat, right?
01:02Huh, yeah, right.
01:03Imagine if that were true.
01:05You are what you eat.
01:07What a bunch of malarkey.
01:10M&M's pretzel.
01:11A crunchy pretzel inside an M&M's.
01:13What are you looking at?
01:16Keep watching our exclusive first look at the new ABC Family original comedy, State of Georgia, is just moments away.
01:25Only on ABC Family.
01:27Tuesday.
01:28I know about stuff that I wish that I didn't.
01:31Some secrets should never be uncovered.
01:34Pretty Little Liars is the summer's hottest guilty pleasure.
01:38Plus, during Pretty Little Liars, get an exclusive first look at our new movie, Monte Carlo.
01:42You'll love the clothes, the shoes, and the boys.
01:46It's so ding-ding delicious.
01:48Monte Carlo is in theaters July 1st.
01:51Watch an all-new Pretty Little Liars.
01:53Tuesday at 8, 7 central.
01:55Only on ABC Family.
01:56Now, if this isn't just the G-gallic-unist thing I ever saw.
02:04And how's my little patient going?
02:06Oh, great.
02:07Just great.
02:08In fact, Bobby was just about to take his medicine.
02:13No, I wasn't.
02:14Uncle Ted hasn't finished the story yet.
02:17Yeah, that's nice.
02:19Hey, here's a crazy idea.
02:21Why don't you finish the story, sis?
02:23Yeah, Mom!
02:24Well, you know, I'd love to.
02:26But I have to powder the twins' bun wads.
02:29You boys have fun now.
02:31Let's see.
02:32Pinocchio and his cow were about to meet...
02:34Uh, you tell me, Bobbo.
02:36I'm still on a grill.
02:37Great, fine.
02:38Okay.
02:39In another part of the forest.
02:42Where are you headed, Brainless?
02:44I'm on the way to the market with my cow.
02:46What do you take me for, a dweeb like you?
02:50That's no cow.
02:51That's a dog with phony horns.
02:54He's a special breed.
02:57I'm going to treat him for some food.
02:59Like, thank you so very much.
03:02We're starving to death and he starts talking about food.
03:04Knock it off!
03:05Not bad.
03:06Hey, if we can find Grandma's place, there'll be enough food for all of us.
03:13Food!
03:14Oh, me right!
03:15Food!
03:16This is totally next to me.
03:17The place was packed, and watching over everybody was Grandma.
03:21Hey!
03:22She looks just like Aunt Ruth.
03:24Yeah, kind of scary, huh?
03:26Oh, you're so cute.
03:28I could just eat you up.
03:30Is it just me, or is that a pretty terrifying thing to say to a kid?
03:34I don't allow people to bring cows into Grandma's place.
03:38Oh, he is not with me.
03:41I don't know how he got in here.
03:43Uncle Ted, he just lied.
03:45Shouldn't his nose grow?
03:46Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you want.
03:50Oh, you shouldn't fib to Grandma.
03:55I'm stuffed.
03:57Yeah, like Tedly dido.
03:59Oh, well, I see you two have really enjoyed my cooking.
04:02Sure did.
04:03Then here's your bill.
04:05Look, we don't have any money.
04:07Well, then you're mine to do with as I please.
04:10You're going to stop that reconstituted green filling into those wickies, make the synthetic chocolate chips for my artificial brownies,
04:22and help me ruin the appetites of your boys and girls everywhere.
04:30What happened to Henschel and Gretel after that, Uncle Ted?
04:33Did they get away?
04:34Uh, no.
04:35They stayed and worked their way up to branch managers before opening their own franchise and getting filthy rich.
04:39Okay, open up, Bobby boy, to your health.
04:42Oh, come on, Bobby.
04:44I mean, what's the worst that could happen if he just drank this stuff?
04:47I don't know, Roger.
05:00Should I take it?
05:04Okay.
05:06They're all nothing.
05:07I won't take it.
05:24I won't.
05:24That's it.
05:27I don't want to have to do this, but...
05:29No, Uncle Ted.
05:30Don't do it.
05:32Oop.
05:33There, see?
05:34Nothing to it.
05:34No, Uncle Ted.
05:48Gosh.
05:49Hey, what did I tell you, Bobbo?
05:51No problem.
05:52No, come on.
05:52Take a swig.
05:54Uh-uh.
05:55Martha!
05:57Is there a problem here, Ted?
06:00I can't get Bobby to take this medicine.
06:03He's had me up here for hours, telling him all sorts of stories.
06:08I couldn't take it, Mom, because Uncle Ted didn't give me a glass of water to wash it down.
06:14What?
06:14All this time, you've been waiting for a stinking glass of water?
06:19Oh, here you go, hon.
06:21Thanks, Mommy.
06:22Now, that wasn't half bad, was it, Bobby?
06:31No.
06:33I guess not.
06:35Phew.
06:35At last.
06:36I'm out of here.
06:37You can call me.
06:37Oh, I don't feel so good.
06:45That's my little leaguer.
06:54And how are you feeling, Bobby?
06:56I'm still sick, Mom.
06:58But not as sick as they are.
07:01Mom!
07:06Oh, what would I do without you, Bobby?
07:09Okay, everybody.
07:12Bobby says it's time for you to take your cough medicine.
07:15No, no, no, no, no.
07:16No, get that out of here.
07:18Okay.
07:19Then I guess I'll just have to tell you a story.
07:22Once upon a time, there was a...
07:25Whoa!
07:25Hey, hold it right there.
07:26We'll take it.
07:27We'll take it.
07:28It works every time.
07:29Get that out of here.
07:30No, no, no, no.
07:31The sports you love.
07:39The way they're meant to be played.
07:43With your whole body.
07:47And now...
07:48Set.
07:49Hike.
07:50Your voice.
07:51You are the controller.
07:55Six new sports with voice control.
07:57Kinect Sports Season 2.
07:59Only on Kinect for Xbox 360.
08:01Rate of the E for everyone.
08:21Hey, Dish.
08:24Check it out.
08:25Whoa, DirecTV.
08:27Isn't that a bit much?
08:28Well, you know, I just love opulence.
08:30Okay, well, check this out.
08:33What?
08:33It's my price freeze until 2013.
08:35Awesome, right?
08:36Well...
08:36How about your price?
08:37Oh, well, my prices are, uh...
08:39Yikes.
08:40What?
08:41Your price more than triples in just two years.
08:43Oh, yeah, it goes up a whole bunch.
08:47You might want to get that checked out.
08:49Oh, yeah.
08:49Dish Network.
08:50Let's watch TV.
08:52Disney Prep and Landing.
08:53Naughty vs. Nice.
08:54Premieres December 5th on ABC.
08:56Shake a bang!
08:57If you can hold your nachos with one hand...
09:12You can be a hero with the other.
09:20Taco Bell's new Beefy Nacho Burrito.
09:22It's the two-handed nachos you love in a one-handed burrito for only 99 cents.
09:27Every pirate has a secret on the Queen Anne's Revenge.
09:33Controlled by the most feared pirate of them all, Blackbeard.
09:37Captain Jack Sparrow zips in to take him on.
09:40But Blackbeard has secrets of his own.
09:43And so does his cursed ship.
09:46Explore its hidden secrets.
09:48Fight the crew and Blackbeard to take over the ship.
09:53Watch your back, Jack.
09:55Blackbeard's back.
09:56Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Time.
09:58Figures, battle packs, and play sets sold separately.

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