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  • 7/3/2025

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00:00Hey, Dish, check it out.
00:10Whoa, DirecTV, isn't that a bit much?
00:13Well, you know, I just love opulence.
00:15Okay, well, check this out.
00:17What?
00:18It's my price freeze until 2013.
00:20Awesome, right?
00:21Well, how about your price?
00:22Oh, well, my prices are, uh, yikes.
00:25What?
00:25Your price more than triples in just two years.
00:27Oh, yeah, it goes up a whole bunch.
00:30You might want to get that checked out.
00:33Okay.
00:34Dish Network, let's watch TV.
00:39Hi, I'm Howie, and this is Bobby.
00:42Hi.
00:43Hear me out.
00:44I just thought it might be fun to do something a little different, like maybe have a contest.
00:50Well, what kind of contest?
00:52What about a dance contest, huh?
00:55So you mean during the show, the people at home should dance?
00:58Yeah.
01:00Well, what can they win?
01:01Nothing.
01:02Boy, Howie, you really know how to put on a show.
01:05Thanks.
01:06Okay, everybody, start dancing.
01:08You're a little bit.
01:15Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:17Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:18Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:18Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:19Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:21Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:22Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:23Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:24Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:26Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:27Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:28Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:29Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:30Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:31Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
01:32Bye, bye.
01:33Bye, I'm going to be on a show.
03:08M&M's. Can't resist them.
03:12Hey, uh, Gilligan. Couldn't have wished for a boat, huh?
03:16Disney Prep and Landing, Naughty vs. Nice, premieres December 5th on ABC.
03:20It's powerful and stylish.
03:28It's the world's thinnest 14-inch laptop with internal DVD.
03:32But mostly, it helps me combine my two favorite hobbies.
03:36Watching sports and getting paid.
03:40You know.
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03:44Performance you need. Style you want.
03:46For a limited time, purchase select LPCs and receive our holiday photo solution.
03:50Our gift to you.
03:51And what would you like for Christmas?
03:53So my dad wants an HDTV.
03:56I'm on a laptop.
03:57Oh, and my sister wants an iPad.
04:00Copy that.
04:02Roger, Red Eagle.
04:03The McConnell family needs Xfinity.
04:04And can you move my sleigh?
04:05It's double parked.
04:06Bring joy to your toys with Xfinity during the two-week holiday sale from Comcast.
04:10Switch to the Xfinity Triple Play for $99 a month for 12 months with a guaranteed rate for two years.
04:15And HBO free for three months.
04:17Plus, get $100 back.
04:18Hurry, sale ends December 11th.
04:20Call 1-800-XFINITY today.
04:21Time, sir.
04:41Time, sir.
04:51Just have some time, please.
04:56For you?
04:57Get real.
04:58Yeah, out of the way.
05:03A little time, Matt.
05:05Just a second or two, please.
05:08Aw, you're a sweet kid.
05:11But I have these gee golly twins, and I don't have any time left for anybody else.
05:17Sorry.
05:17Sorry.
05:21Mom, you're always doing stuff for those dumb twins.
05:27Well, lock me up, Bobby.
05:29I can't just let them lie there and cry.
05:31They need me, don't you know?
05:33Oh, Bobby, now cheer up.
05:35Captain Squash will be on any minute now.
05:37I never have Mom to myself anymore.
05:40We'll be back with more daring detective adventures after these important messages.
05:47I like to keep busy.
05:49Every morning, I run a marathon.
05:56Serve a gourmet breakfast to my family and go to my incredibly challenging job.
06:03But when my little boy gets a cough,
06:06my world comes to a screeching halt.
06:12Wow.
06:13Wow.
06:13Wow.
06:13Wow.
06:15Wow.
06:17Wow.
06:18Wow.
06:19That's why I rely on cough no more.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Bet you that'll work for me.
06:31Tsk, tsk.
06:38Mom.
06:39Mom.
06:40I don't feel so good.
06:44Oh, let's get you all comfy here and you stay put.
06:47I'll be right back to check your tip.
06:49Okay, Mommy.
06:50Okay, Mommy.
06:53Told you it would work.
06:59Uncle Ted!
07:00Hey, Bobbo.
07:01Hey, Bobbo.
07:01Heard you were feeling under the weather.
07:03Under the weather?
07:09Oh, don't worry about it, Bobbo.
07:11Oh, these frosted chili chips ought to cheer you right up.
07:15Oh, no sweetener.
07:18Oh, just enough to cut through the bitter taste.
07:21Oh, starting to blob up.
07:23Uh, I need something to stir it with.
07:25Uh, stay put, Bobbo.
07:27Ah, ha, ha.
07:29Now that's a cup of joe.
07:31Ted, check Bobby's temperature, will ya?
07:34I'm changing the twins.
07:36No problemo, sis.
07:38Whoa, that's a fever.
07:40Oh, you really are sick, Bobbo.
07:42I am?
07:43Hey, I was waiting for Mom.
07:48You're not Mom.
07:50Gee, guess we can't fool you, Dwebenheimer.
07:54Wow.
07:55You mean I finally get to play Sea Battle Command with you?
08:00Time out, time out.
08:01I've got to set up the board first.
08:04Ready for our torpedo tubes.
08:07Aye, aye, Commander Bobby.
08:11I've got you now, Eric.
08:13Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
08:15Make your move now, Dwebo.
08:19Game's over, Dupid.
08:20You took too long to move.
08:23You know what's nice here?
08:25Seeing my boys playing together.
08:26Derek, would you get Bobby another fruit cup?
08:30Dork.
08:31This isn't exactly going like I planned.
08:35Ew.
08:36Like, do you believe she actually said that to him?
08:39Ouch.
08:40Kelly, could you...
08:41Bobby, can you not say...
08:43See that I am on the phone?
08:45Just because you're sick doesn't mean the whole world revolves around you, you know.
08:48Kelly, make sure Bobby's vaporizer is on, okay?
08:52Sure, Mom.
08:53No way.
08:54What a geek.
08:55Okay, so like, what did she say?
08:57Uh-huh.
08:57Like, what did he say?
08:59Uh-huh.
08:59Come on, you stupid vaporizer.
09:15Whoa, what's the problem, Bobo?
09:18I'm a little panicked there, buddy.
09:20What's with the fog?
09:22It's kind of stuffy in here.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Get some air, that's...
09:28Nah, that's better, huh?
09:30Just wanted to make sure you're doing okay before your dad and I hit the links.
09:34You know something, Uncle Ted?
09:39I think I really am sick.
09:41Oh, look, being sick isn't so bad.
09:44I mean, so what if Kelly and Derek get to go to the Corner Carnival and you don't?
09:50The Corner Carnival?
09:52Yeah, it's a nightmare.
09:53Remember last year?
09:54You threw up on the Brain Scrambler and then you got lost in the Hall of Mirrors.
09:58Nobody could find you for hours.

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