Bobby's World III Effects Part 2

Polly Pocket

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00:00Now I really am sick.

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01:00Christmas, one name is at the top of everyone's list.

01:03Alvin!

01:04Alvin!

01:05Hello, lady!

01:06I'll get my tail back in front, I'll get my tail back in front.

01:09It wouldn't be the holidays.

01:11Alvin!

01:13Without the chipmunks.

01:17Alvin!

01:18Alvin and the chipmunks, chipwrecked.

01:21Ra, ra, ah, ah, ah, roma, roma, roma, gaga, ooh la la, want your bad romance.

01:29Get a G.

01:30Are you writing in there?

01:31I'm the author.

01:32I'm just signing in.

01:33The series is done.

01:34Whatever, book man.

01:36What?

01:36Come on.

01:38People here seem so happy with so little.

01:40Everyone wishes that they could be like you.

01:42Living in the big city, famous and beautiful and all that.

01:45Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together, and I'm here to get him back.

01:51He's married with a kid on the way.

01:53No, kid's here.

01:54I'm cool with it.

01:54I mean, I've got baggage, too.

01:56Young adult, rated R.

01:58In theaters December 16th.

02:00The world's number one adventurer.

02:02Ting, ting, ting, ting.

02:03Ah!

02:04Come on, Snowy!

02:05His partner isn't the smartest.

02:07Did you hit me, thing?

02:08Oh, dear.

02:09His dog isn't the smoothest.

02:11Ah, Snowy.

02:12But together, how's your thirst for adventure?

02:15They might just find the greatest treasure in history.

02:23Fast to sleep.

02:24Difficult, landlubbers.

02:25The Adventures of Tintin, rated PG.

02:27In real D, 3D, and I'm S3D.

02:29December 21st.

02:33Ugh, this isn't fair, Webley.

02:35All I wanted to do was spend some time with Mom.

02:38Now I'm stuck in bed, and the twins have her all to themselves.

02:43Well, son, you're, uh, you're sick, huh?

02:48Uh-huh.

02:49Oh, make sure Bobby takes his medicine, Howard.

02:52Right-o!

02:53I knew that.

02:54Okay, then, Bobby.

02:56Uh, you heard your mother?

03:11That's funny.

03:13Roger usually eats anything.

03:16I don't want any of that stuff.

03:20Oh, you don't?

03:21Uh, well, I see.

03:22Um...

03:23Come on, Howard!

03:23It's almost tea time!

03:25Ted, you don't wear your golf spikes in the house, okay?

03:29Oops!

03:30Sorry, that's a scar.

03:32Hey, how about some noogies, Bobby boy?

03:36He does it every time.

03:38Even when you're sick?

03:40What's the hold-up, Howard?

03:41Let's hit the links.

03:42Well, we can't go, Ted, until Bobby takes his cough syrup.

03:45Is that all?

03:47Hey, leave it to me.

03:48Thanks, Ted.

03:48You went along and hold the golf clubs in the car.

03:49Bye, Bobby.

03:49I'll catch up.

03:50Now, Bobby, why don't you just chug it and get it over with?

03:54No.

03:54Your mom wants you to.

03:56No.

03:57Roger and Webley wants you to.

03:59No.

03:59I got ten bucks in my wallet that wants you to.

04:02Ten dollars?

04:03Okay.

04:04I knew you'd see it my way.

04:07Let's see.

04:08Uh-oh.

04:08Oh, I forgot my wallet.

04:10Hey, how about an I.O.U.?

04:12No.

04:13Don't blame you, Bobby.

04:14Shoot.

04:15When I was a kid, I'd do anything not to take my medicine.

04:18Really?

04:19Like what?

04:20Well, I used to tell my mother that if she told me a story, then I might consider it.

04:26Now we're talking.

04:32Now down the hatch, buckaroo.

04:36If you tell me a story, I might consider it.

04:41Okay.

04:42Let's see.

04:43Oh, I got it.

04:44A horse walks into the Red Cowboy Saloon.

04:46See?

04:46The bartender takes one look at him and says,

04:48Say, partner, why the long face?

04:50The end.

04:51Get it?

04:51Long face.

04:52A horse.

04:53Get it?

04:53Now, pass them lips over them gums.

04:55Look out, Tommy.

04:56Here it comes.

04:57I want a real story.

05:00Like a fairy tale.

05:02Oh, let's see.

05:03A fairy tale, huh?

05:04Um, uh, all right.

05:05Let's see.

05:06Uh, okay.

05:08Once upon a time, a really long time ago,

05:11there was a little boy named Jack Beanstalker.

05:14Wait a minute.

05:15Couldn't Jack be me?

05:17Uh, yeah.

05:18Why not?

05:18Sure.

05:19Bobby Beanstalker.

05:20Anyway, Bobby Beanstalker lived alone with his mother, Grundoon.

05:23Ah, honey.

05:24This is your favorite.

05:26This is the twig soup.

05:28Wait.

05:29Couldn't Grandoon be mom?

05:31Um, sure.

05:32Sure, no problem.

05:39Your favorite.

05:41Here now then yet.

05:42Twig soup, don't you know?

05:45Thanks.

05:46It looks delicious.

05:48Oh, for corn's sakes, Bobby Beanstalker.

05:50If we go on like this, we'll gee golly starve.

05:54Now, when you finish supper, I want you to take Roger Cow to market.

05:59Sell him for as much as you can.

06:01And make sure you bring back enough food to last the winter.

06:04Mmm.

06:08So, Bobby Beanstalker traded his cow for a handful of beans, and his mother got really angry and

06:12threw the beans out the window.

06:13Then she took Bobby Beanstalker to a therapist, and they lived happily ever after at the end.

06:17Okay.

06:18Bottoms up, Bobbo.

06:19What about the part where Bobby Beanstalker gets lost in the woods on the way to the market?

06:27Oh, oops.

06:27That might eat right through the wood.

06:29Uh, yeah.

06:30Lost in the woods.

06:30Uh, okay.

06:31Yeah, I forgot that part.

06:32Yeah, right.

06:33Phew.

06:34That was a close one.

06:36There's nothing to be scared of, Roger Cow.

06:39Hi there, little fella.

06:47What are you doing in these creepy old woods?

06:50They seem to be lost.

06:51Hey, who are you, mister?

06:54I'm, uh, uh...

06:57Uncle Ted?

06:58Maybe he could be Geppetto.

07:00Uh, whatever.

07:01Yeah, that's it.

07:03My name's, uh, Geppetto.

07:04I'm lost, too.

07:06Hold on, hold on.

07:09Uncle Ted?

07:10What's going on here?

07:12What do you mean?

07:13Well, why's that bird biting Bobby Beanstalker?

07:16Oh, that was just a woodpecker.

07:19Uh, did I forget to mention that, uh, Bobby Beanstalker was a wooden puppet?

07:23Yeah, he was made out of wood, see?

07:25And, uh, his middle name, uh, was Pinocchio, see?

07:28He was a puppet.

07:29Oh.

07:30Okay.

07:32This is getting good.

07:36Okay, so, like I was saying, uh, Pinocchio and Geppetto,

07:38decided to team up.

07:40Uh, they were kind of like their own little union.

07:42You know, except no health plan.

07:47Excuse me.

07:48Could you, like, kindly direct me to Grandma's place?

07:50Wow, wow, wow, wow, wait a minute.

07:53Uncle Ted?

07:54Who is she?

07:55And why does she want to go to Grandma's place?

07:57Uh, because.

07:59Because why?

08:00Uh, because Grandma's is a fast food restaurant,

08:03and, uh, the kids are looking for a place to eat, okay?

08:05That's why.

08:06Oh.

08:07Why didn't you say so in the first place?

08:10I'm sorry.

08:11But, but we don't know of any such place.

08:14Oh.

08:14Well, that's okay.

08:16I'll just sit here.

08:28Okay, stop.

08:30Oh, what's the problem, Bobbo?

08:32You're scaring me.

08:34Oh, sorry, kiddo.

08:36Well, anyway, uh, the wolf, uh, moves in on, uh, Pinocchio,

08:39and at the last second, well, then, here comes Geppetto,

08:41and he jumps in waving a big stick, see?

08:43So, then the wolf, uh, chases after him instead,

08:46and, uh, then stuff really gets weird.

08:48Uncle Ted?

08:50Oh, sorry, sorry.

08:51Uh, so, uh, the wolf is chasing Geppetto,

08:53Pinocchio and his cow get away.

08:54All right, you already know what happens after that,

08:56so, here's mud in your eye, Bobbo.

08:59Wait.

09:00What now?

09:00My golf game starts in five minutes.

09:03You gotta take your medicine.

09:05No, I don't.

09:06You forgot the best part.

09:07Oh, I did?

09:09Yeah.

09:10The story isn't over yet, Uncle Ted.

09:11It's not.

09:14It's not.

09:41Rated E to T.

09:44This is how I move.

09:46PlayStation move.

09:47PlayStation move.

09:50So, I was on Wipeout.

09:55It's a little traumatizing.

09:58I lost.

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