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Hell and Back (2015) is an animated comedy that follows three friends who accidentally open a portal to another realm and must rely on quick thinking and loyalty to find their way back. With a unique animation style and offbeat humor, the film offers a wild, imaginative journey filled with clever twists and over-the-top moments.
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00:01:00Aloha! Foolish mortals! You have come upon the gates of hell! Prepare to meet your fiery fate in an orderly fashion!
00:01:28Three lines, please.
00:01:30Boo.
00:01:32Come inside the gates where we have no used condoms to step on.
00:01:37What about you guys texting? Why don't you text the rest of your boy band to come down to hell?
00:01:44Anyone? Any takers?
00:01:46That was pathetic. You don't know the first thing about carnival barking. Time for school, son.
00:01:53Hear ye, hear ye. Repent now, foolish mortal, for ye are now the gates of hell.
00:02:00That is how that's done. Enthusiasm, bro. And always throw the horns. Always!
00:02:06Yeah, man. Cause there's nothing depressing about old metalheads still throwing up horns.
00:02:11Listen here, skinny jeans, fuck nose. This place can't survive forever without customers.
00:02:16No customers. No money. No money. No park. No park. No park.
00:02:22What are you, a valet at P.F. Chang? You do know that you just repeated yourself, right?
00:02:27Or did you get pummeled with so many leather dildos at a Judas Priest concert that you have no idea what you're saying right now?
00:02:31Listen, it would be an honor to be fucked by Judas Priest. You don't know shit about dick or rock or roll.
00:02:37Give that lub-tard to fix this shit. I'll tell him.
00:02:43You could also tell him that he looks like a prime candidate for type 2 diabetes.
00:02:49So funny, Club. You know, I hear you talking about my friend, but it looks like the words are coming out of a dogshit snowman.
00:02:55Hey, man. Do you have a time machine so I can go back in time and punch your mom in the stomach so you don't grow up to be you?
00:03:00Uh, uh, bitch head.
00:03:03Augie! The ride's broken again!
00:03:06I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro.
00:03:09Okay. Red is the relay and white is the ground.
00:03:13Hey, what is going on up there?
00:03:18Um, I'm sorry. I-I just shorted out part of my body.
00:03:23It's very dark in here.
00:03:25Zonar, mistress of the macabre, is in need of power!
00:03:30Just let me get a flashlight and, uh, then I'll...
00:03:33Okay, so I'll just need to check the, uh...
00:03:36Hello? Madame Zonar?
00:03:42Tell me, do you believe in destiny?
00:03:45Why? Should I?
00:03:47Oh!
00:03:48Do you believe that your heart will stop because of all the fat that is collected around it from the junk food and garbage that you eat?
00:03:57I can only imagine that your veins are filled with grease and tacos and Cheetos. Do you believe in this destiny?
00:04:05Well, I mean, I...
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:08Mr. Fat Fat Fettikins!
00:04:09Uh, uh, okay. I-I just need to find your breakers...
00:04:13It's true. Did I smother my sadness with carbs?
00:04:16It's my... private shame.
00:04:23Ow, shit!
00:04:24Oh...
00:04:26I sense that you are good with your hands.
00:04:29Thanks, thanks.
00:04:30Please, sit down.
00:04:32You are talented, young one.
00:04:34But you spend too much time fucking your hand.
00:04:37What? How did you-
00:04:39Yes, and your hand doesn't enjoy it.
00:04:41It's not consensual.
00:04:43No. No, that's not true at all. That's-
00:04:44Basically, you're raping your own hand.
00:04:46No.
00:04:47And that is why nobody loves you.
00:04:49You're way off.
00:04:50Nobody will ever love you.
00:04:54Augie! What are you doing?
00:04:56Please, sit down.
00:04:57Madame Zonar, dreamer of desires, senses a need within you.
00:05:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I work here. Can you not talk like that? You're an adult on planet Earth.
00:05:05Well, maybe if you put a circuit breaker on my crystal ball, I could do my job here.
00:05:09Yeah, we gotta get this whole place in shape or we're all gonna be out of jobs, okay?
00:05:12You could use some shaping up yourself.
00:05:14I know I may be old and wrinkly, but my power can provide.
00:05:18Really?
00:05:19So can my vagina. Not my breasts so much. They've been used and abused.
00:05:24You know what? I take one look at you and my dick hops out of my pants, goes and gets a gun and blows the head of its own dick off.
00:05:28That is not the first time I have been told that by a man.
00:05:39Bro, I saw the way you were looking at her.
00:05:41Wait, what?
00:05:42Thinking about throwing Madame Bonar part of your baby dick?
00:05:45Remy, that's fucked up, dude. No way.
00:05:47Come on, Augie. You need the experience. And she rubs balls for a living.
00:05:51And they're crystals, so at least she'll be careful, but she's like a thousand years old.
00:05:54I mean, she must be like a sandpaper factory down there.
00:05:57Dude, don't knock sandpaper. My cat licked my penis when I was in sixth grade and I still think about it.
00:06:04Not again. We gotta put this horse down.
00:06:07Dude, this place is in trouble. The Gates of Hell is our main attraction and it's falling to shit.
00:06:11Yeah, I know. Well, you're the handyman, Augie, so fix it.
00:06:14No, no, no, no, I would, but Cleb told me there's no money to fix it.
00:06:18Ouch!
00:06:19Hey!
00:06:20Sorry.
00:06:21Ouch! Did you ask Kurt for the money?
00:06:23No, no, no, no, because he's the assistant manager.
00:06:26Cleb's the manager.
00:06:27His name is Cleb. I mean, imagine his parents.
00:06:30Yeah, it does feel like they gave up just as soon as they started choosing baby names.
00:06:34Hot fuck action to the max. That's what I like. Fuck action.
00:06:39Clocking out.
00:06:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're seriously leaving early?
00:06:45That's right. Got a hot date tonight with Madame Zonar.
00:06:48Oh, you mean the fortune teller. I'm pretty sure I saw her on deck today slipping around in what appeared to be her own vomit as she was trying to poo off the side of her boat.
00:06:57That's my lady.
00:06:59Well, not to be a dick, my friend. Just pointing out the obvious here. You don't really have any skill sets.
00:07:04Yup.
00:07:05And then, you know, you smoke a tremendous amount of weed.
00:07:07Right.
00:07:08And you spend all your time talking to alcoholic, mentally ill fortune tellers.
00:07:11That's me.
00:07:12All while the rides are in dangerously bad condition.
00:07:14Whoa, I told Remy to tell Augie to fix them. That buck has been passed.
00:07:19Well, yeah, right. But still, I mean, one of us has to maintain a safe park, you know, so our customers don't die on the rides.
00:07:26Well, I guess we gotta figure out who's gonna do that. You or me?
00:07:31Well, since you're the manager...
00:07:34420.
00:07:36See you tomorrow.
00:07:38Awesome. All right. Thank you so much for all the stuff you do, Cleb. Whatever that is, bud.
00:07:49You're going down.
00:07:51Watch out now.
00:07:53Shit.
00:07:54So, dude, after break, we needed to order some parts for the gates.
00:07:58Not this time. The park is done.
00:08:00What?
00:08:01Die! Die!
00:08:02The park is done? Bullshit.
00:08:05We just got a letter from the bank. The place is bankrupt.
00:08:08Bankrupt?
00:08:09How could you let this happen?
00:08:11Me? This place is a dinosaur, man.
00:08:13Other parks have roller coasters that rearrange your organs.
00:08:16We got a squirt gun balloon race and a needle exchange program.
00:08:20Kurt, remember the three of us were gonna bro out here forever?
00:08:23I don't know what to tell you. Maybe I'll go to college.
00:08:26Oh, really, bro? Awesome, man. Yeah, just go to college, dude.
00:08:30Come on.
00:08:31What, are you gonna major in roofies with a minor of let's get the fuck outta here?
00:08:34I'm sorry you don't have a fallback plan, Remy.
00:08:38Maybe you should go ask that fortune teller, Madame Zonar, for some career advice.
00:08:42Let's go see if the bearded lady will give you a beach.
00:08:45I'll go get the chloroform.
00:08:56Kurt, steal that clown's knife.
00:08:57Yeah. We should carve our names in the pier.
00:08:59And after high school, if we're still hanging out at this park, we'll all slit our wrists with that knife.
00:09:14The fool again? Did I shuffle these?
00:09:17Ah. You were expected.
00:09:22You knew I was gonna come?
00:09:23I am Zonar. I know all.
00:09:25Wow. What am I thinking right now?
00:09:28I sense you are haunted by the dark underlords of the sea.
00:09:33Ha! Not even close. I was thinking about sucking my own dick in front of my family on Easter.
00:09:38That is not the first time I have been told that by a man.
00:09:44Ah, where was I?
00:09:46Tis the sad fate of the cynic to miss the offerings of the spirits.
00:09:50The power is within you, child, should you choose to look for a sign.
00:09:54Ugh. Look for a sign, really? It's that simple?
00:09:57What? The book of Beelzebub.
00:10:09Is the devil crying? Wow.
00:10:12What is it?
00:10:13Oh, I was just wondering where you got this book.
00:10:16A spirit bequeathed it as an offering from the dark lord.
00:10:19A dark lord queefed it on you? What does that mean? Can I borrow it?
00:10:23No, this isn't a library.
00:10:25I know. It's a lesbrary filled with creepy old laities.
00:10:32Don't worry. Look into the future. You'll see me rejoin this book.
00:10:36Remy!
00:10:37Remy!
00:10:39Remy!
00:10:40Remy!
00:10:41Whoa.
00:10:42Hey, buddy. What's up?
00:10:44You don't look so good, man.
00:10:46Guys, check it out.
00:10:48What's that?
00:10:49That is the book of Beelzebub, the key to saving the park.
00:10:53Wait, what?
00:10:54Dude, I don't get it.
00:10:55Look, people travel across the world to see the face of Jesus on a tortilla, right?
00:10:59Huh?
00:11:00Well, the same people will come to the park in droves to see Jesus' enemy cry like a pussy.
00:11:06Still ain't gonna save the park.
00:11:07Come on, Kurt. Doesn't this park mean anything to you anymore?
00:11:11Honestly? Not really.
00:11:13Kurt, you lost your virginity right there on this ride.
00:11:15Augie tried to lose his virginity there with the strongman. That's why you should care about this place, man.
00:11:21Whatever.
00:11:22Hey, bro, can I get a mint?
00:11:25No.
00:11:26Come on.
00:11:27I'm always lending you stuff and you never pay me back.
00:11:30Don't bust my balls. Just give me a mint.
00:11:32Alright, look. If you promise to hit me back, I'll give you one of my La Petite Mints.
00:11:39Okay. I promise to give you one back.
00:11:41So you currently have mints in your possession?
00:11:43I have a pack of mints in my pocket right now. I just happen to like Remy's flavor better.
00:11:47Alright. Well, just swear on the book of Beelzebub.
00:11:49Fine. I swear.
00:11:51Give me your hand.
00:11:52Why?
00:11:53Blood oath.
00:11:54Ow! Jeez. Who does that anymore?
00:11:58Uh, by the smitten brow of Beelzebub, this oath doth bind me.
00:12:03May I keep its sacred words or Beelzebub will find me.
00:12:07Yes. It's official.
00:12:10Wow, fuck. Finally.
00:12:12Mmm.
00:12:14Oh, now that's a refreshing mint. That's what I'm talking about.
00:12:16Yes, I'm aware of that. Now give me one of yours.
00:12:18Ah, yes. Of course.
00:12:21Hmm. Wait a minute. That's weird.
00:12:24Oh, man. I thought I had my mints, but I guess I don't.
00:12:28Sorry, I guess I can't honor my oath.
00:12:30Oh, typical Kurt. Promise and don't deliver.
00:12:34Typical Rem. Always keeping score.
00:12:36Uh, guys?
00:12:37You made an oath! Who cares?
00:12:39You swore on devil shit!
00:12:41Fuck devil shit!
00:12:42Look out!
00:12:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
00:12:45Uh, everything's going in.
00:12:46Hey, Kurt!
00:12:47Hey! Help me!
00:12:48Hold on!
00:12:49What the hell's going on?
00:12:50What the fuck?
00:12:51This is one of your bullshit tricks, Remi!
00:12:53This is a prank! I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:12:55Ow!
00:12:56What just happened?
00:12:57I don't know!
00:12:58Jesus Christ.
00:12:59I have no idea what I just saw.
00:13:00What did you do?
00:13:01What are you talking about? What did I do?
00:13:02I didn't conjure up a vortex.
00:13:03Kurt just got sucked into another dimension, Remi.
00:13:05Oh, really, Augie? I thought that portal went to Barnes and Noble.
00:13:07We gotta go in after him.
00:13:08Kurt wouldn't go in after me.
00:13:09Yeah, he would. He's your friend.
00:13:10I hate friends.
00:13:11You were the one that made it a blood oath.
00:13:12All right, let's go.
00:13:13This mysterious portal better be quick.
00:13:14Ah!
00:13:15Ah!
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Ah!
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Ah!
00:13:20Ah!
00:13:21Ah!
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Ah!
00:13:24Ah!
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Ah!
00:13:36Ah!
00:13:37Ah!
00:13:38Ah!
00:13:39Ah!
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:42Ahaaah!
00:13:45Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:52Ah!
00:13:53Oh, my God.
00:13:54Ah!
00:13:55Ah!
00:14:00Ah!
00:14:02Dippin' Dodds!
00:14:03I wish we were at Barnes and Noble.
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:08Ah!
00:14:09AAAAAHHHHH!
00:14:12AAAAAHHHHH!
00:14:15Heh. I'm not being a pussy. That was really scary, right?
00:14:18I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants.
00:14:21Where are we?
00:14:22I don't know. Why do you act like I've done this before?
00:14:25What are those things?
00:14:26Look, it's Kurt!
00:14:27I'm an American! Jack, get your hands off me!
00:14:29Don't waterboard me, dude!
00:14:30Where are we?
00:14:37We're screwed! Who are those people?
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:42No.
00:14:42This is my...
00:14:44OOOH!
00:14:45OOOH!
00:14:46OOOH!
00:14:47Well...
00:14:48OOOH!
00:14:51OOOH!
00:14:53AAAAAH!
00:14:54Lick of fire!
00:14:55Thin!
00:14:56Lick of fire!
00:14:57Thin!
00:14:58Lick of fire!
00:14:58Thin!
00:14:59Lick of fire!
00:15:00Holy shit!
00:15:01Dude, we gotta hide!
00:15:03AAAAAH!
00:15:05OOOH!
00:15:06OOOH!
00:15:07AAAAAH!
00:15:08OOOH!
00:15:09May I take your order?
00:15:10I will have a, uh, pepperoni pizza, please.
00:15:14There ain't no pepperoni pizza.
00:15:16Oh, I'm sorry, but it does say Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, so I thought maybe I could get some pizza as well.
00:15:21It says pizza, and it says taco, but we only got taco.
00:15:29You're being tortured.
00:15:30Oh, alright.
00:15:31Order another pizza.
00:15:32I think I see where this is headed.
00:15:33Just order the damn pizza!
00:15:34Alright, we'll have a, uh, pizza with extra cheese, please.
00:15:38There ain't no pizza.
00:15:39You can have a chalupa, burrito, uh, chiro.
00:15:44Now it does say Pizza Hut Taco Bell.
00:15:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:47Welcome to hell.
00:15:49Oh, my God!
00:15:50We're in hell!
00:15:51Lick of fire!
00:15:52If you lend him a pen, he chews on it.
00:15:54Lick of fire!
00:15:55Fat guy with the nickname Tiny.
00:15:57Lick of fire!
00:16:00Lunch?
00:16:01Damn, man, we got 20 minutes before break.
00:16:03Ah, who's gonna know?
00:16:04Sometimes I think your heart's not in this anymore.
00:16:06Sorry, man, I'm just going through some fucking life changes right now, you know?
00:16:10I'ma throw you in the fucking fame.
00:16:12Is that immortal?
00:16:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:16:14Uh, uh, who, us?
00:16:15Uh, just floating around, trying to get ham, dude.
00:16:19Spring breaking it.
00:16:22Bullshit going on.
00:16:23Take him back to processing.
00:16:25No, no, no, no, no, no. Take him to the office.
00:16:26Where?
00:16:27Wait, let's talk about this!
00:16:29No, no, no, no!
00:16:30Ouch!
00:16:31Hey!
00:16:32Come on!
00:16:33Ouch!
00:16:34Oh, okay, okay!
00:16:39Please rule all religious paraphernalia.
00:16:41If you're a priest or a nun, that's just really funny because you wasted your life.
00:16:45Enjoy your stay in hell and remember you're here for a reason or you're Jewish.
00:16:50Pick up after yourself, your mother doesn't live here.
00:16:53If she does, she was a whore.
00:17:01What is this place?
00:17:04Wait, what the fuck is that then?
00:17:11Remy, Remy!
00:17:12What?
00:17:13There's nobody here.
00:17:18I don't know, Aki.
00:17:20This place is incredible.
00:17:21No, Remy.
00:17:22Don't touch anything.
00:17:23This is stranger danger all around us.
00:17:25Now, everyone eat your own genitals!
00:17:29Stop!
00:17:30Well, we already ate them.
00:17:32Well, throw up your genitals and eat them again!
00:17:35Our budget is out of control!
00:17:38And I've got a report here that says we're making lost souls walk over warm coal.
00:17:44Ah, they're pretty hot.
00:17:45I walked over them myself and felt like a freakin' foot massage!
00:17:50We've all had to cut corners.
00:17:52Even the gluttons are beginning to look anorexic!
00:17:55Our dental plan is a steep deductible!
00:17:57Our union hasn't had a sacrifice in three years!
00:18:00The reason that shit's all fucked up is because we're not paying our people right.
00:18:04Yeah!
00:18:05Our team!
00:18:06Hell yeah, nigga!
00:18:10Dude, I can't believe you used the N-word.
00:18:12What?
00:18:13No, I can say it down here.
00:18:14Down here's okay.
00:18:15All of you, get the fuck out of here!
00:18:31He is being a real bitch today!
00:18:34Gloria, hold my calls!
00:18:37Hump day!
00:18:39The lunchroom fridge will be cleaned out on Friday.
00:18:42They should at least give us till Monday.
00:18:44If you leave any food, drinks, or containers in this...
00:18:46No!
00:18:47My spring rolls?
00:18:48They will be thrown out!
00:18:49That's my food!
00:18:50It's still good!
00:18:51What?
00:18:52P.S. You also have a time-sensitive email from the Demons Union.
00:18:55Oh, Demons Union!
00:18:56What do they want?
00:18:57They put in a request to have the new mortal tortured and sacrificed.
00:19:02Kurt's gonna be sacrificed?
00:19:04I've gotta find him.
00:19:05Oh, boy.
00:19:06P.P.S.
00:19:07Bob's on her way down here from heaven.
00:19:09What?
00:19:10She's flying down here right now?
00:19:12I'll tell her you're unavailable.
00:19:13No, no, no!
00:19:14Tell her I've cleared my schedule just for her.
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:18I'm gonna be off the grid for a few minutes.
00:19:20Now I'll just rub one out so I don't finish too quickly tonight.
00:19:24Ah!
00:19:25Shirts and skins with a Z!
00:19:28Shirt!
00:19:29No!
00:19:30Now you could think it has to tell you when we were born Now you could think it as the
00:19:38Day we were born.
00:19:39She's safe from heaven I won't let go I won't
00:19:43let go.
00:19:44Hey, Remy.
00:19:45What're you doing?
00:19:46I'm looking for clues to help us find Kurt.
00:19:49Ooh, the devil's cell phone. That might come in handy.
00:19:57Whoa, the devil's actual devil's brew.
00:20:08Augie! Are you okay?
00:20:14Yeah, motherfucker! That's the real shit!
00:20:17More! More! I need more, please! Please, give me more!
00:20:20I'll drink a pint of ass blood for another sip of that flu!
00:20:23Unneeded inside of it!
00:20:25If heaven's right, then I wanna be wrong in hell with this sweet, sweet ambrosia!
00:20:37Love, see you!
00:20:44Huh?
00:20:47What the hell are you two doing here?
00:20:51Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:52We're just trying to save our friend, Kurt.
00:20:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:55You know, just in and out.
00:20:56Really? Who do you think you are, Orpheus?
00:21:00Who's Orpheus?
00:21:01You don't know your Greek mythology, do you?
00:21:06Orpheus, the mortal who came down to hell to rescue his wife? Anyone?
00:21:10Man, public education! No wonder the Chinese are kicking our ass!
00:21:14Wait, so he finds mortals and rescues them from hell?
00:21:17Because you know what we do to mortals in hell.
00:21:20Bob is on her way down to your office. I told her she can't go in unannounced.
00:21:24Damn! Look, I'm gonna kill both of you, but I need some time alone with an angel first.
00:21:30So sit over here and enjoy your last few moments alive. It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it.
00:21:34Take your time.
00:21:35Yeah, no hurry.
00:21:36See you in a few!
00:21:37Whoa!
00:22:02Whoa, doll. Look at this new style of yours. You're quite the dandy.
00:22:08That's a real statement.
00:22:10Yeah!
00:22:11Wow!
00:22:12You really look good, huh?
00:22:13Oh, you.
00:22:14How do you do it?
00:22:15Low carbs and porn.
00:22:17Barb, you got nice ones.
00:22:19Aw, see, I'm not wearing a bra either.
00:22:21No, your wings.
00:22:23Have you had work done on your wings?
00:22:25No.
00:22:26They're gorgeous.
00:22:27Aw, devil, stop it.
00:22:29I have a little problem.
00:22:32I wanna help so bad.
00:22:34Somehow, I have to find out.
00:22:37And extract two mortals from unauthorized damnation within your jurisdiction.
00:22:41Two mortals, huh?
00:22:43If I find them for you, what's my reward?
00:22:46If you find them, I'll do things with you that would make the internet lush.
00:22:51Oh, yeah!
00:22:54This is my lucky day.
00:22:58Look over there, Barb!
00:23:00Mini-golf.
00:23:02Wait.
00:23:03Hold on.
00:23:04Keep looking.
00:23:05What?
00:23:07Gah!
00:23:08Work machine!
00:23:09Gah!
00:23:10Get off!
00:23:11You know what?
00:23:12Stop.
00:23:13Just stop.
00:23:14Wait, Barb, where are you going?
00:23:15I'm flying back to heaven.
00:23:17Don't text me until you've found the two mortals.
00:23:19Wait, Barb, I...
00:23:20I love you.
00:23:21Good luck!
00:23:22Gloria, I need you to put out an APV on those two mortals.
00:23:29And make it clear that if they're not found, I will rip every demon's head off!
00:23:34Do you have any idea where they're heading?
00:23:36Mmm...
00:23:37I might have told them about Orpheus a little.
00:23:41Wait, wait, wait!
00:23:42Ow!
00:23:43Attention, demons!
00:23:44There are two mortals on the Lucent Hell.
00:23:47So if everyone could put down your spears and look around your work area, repeat, two mortals.
00:23:52Did we just get name-checked by Hell's public address system?
00:23:55One is a normal-looking guy, and the other one looks like he only eats dough.
00:24:00That seemed a little mean.
00:24:01Anybody?
00:24:02Whoa!
00:24:03Augie, Augie, check it out!
00:24:04A gondola!
00:24:05Let's go!
00:24:06We are deploying all demons to locate and capture the two mortals.
00:24:11They are on their way to find Orpheus.
00:24:13Orpheus!
00:24:29We're gondola in 60 seconds!
00:24:31Boo!
00:24:32What?
00:24:33Gone in 60 seconds is a movie about you eating a wedding cake.
00:24:35Do you know where we're going?
00:24:37Let's find Orpheus.
00:24:38I got an idea for another great punishment.
00:24:41Imagine this.
00:24:42Hot girl.
00:24:43She asks you out.
00:24:44She's like, hey, let's go do Bikram yoga.
00:24:46You go, you do yoga.
00:24:47It's hot, it's sweaty.
00:24:48She looks fucking great.
00:24:49She shows you every major flexibility that she has.
00:24:53Sweaty in all the right places?
00:24:54What do they call that one move?
00:24:55Dog down.
00:24:56She can get her feet behind her ears.
00:24:58She can put her legs behind her fucking neck and walk home on her ass.
00:25:03Oh.
00:25:04She's making her body into that alphabet right there on that yoga mat.
00:25:07A, B, C, D.
00:25:08And she's spelling out fuck me.
00:25:10Of course she is.
00:25:11While you're doing yoga, which sucks for you.
00:25:12But you're gonna do it because you're gonna get to fuck this hot girl after.
00:25:15Oh, I love that.
00:25:16Another night?
00:25:17Good night, I gotta go home.
00:25:18What?
00:25:19So you do yoga day after day and no sex?
00:25:23That would be the ultimate punishment for any man.
00:25:26That's a great punishment.
00:25:27I've always feared that I was meant to die a virgin.
00:25:30Like that's my main purpose.
00:25:31Shut up, Augie.
00:25:32Hey, does that look like those mortals?
00:25:34They found us.
00:25:35Oh, I guess it is.
00:25:36Throw them in the lake of fire.
00:25:38The mortals have been spotted on the devil's gondola.
00:25:41Come on, over here.
00:25:42Bring back the mortals, alive.
00:25:44Let's go.
00:25:45No.
00:25:46No.
00:25:47Three, two, one.
00:25:48No.
00:25:49It's a living.
00:25:56Run!
00:25:57Run!
00:26:00Get back here!
00:26:02You're not going anywhere!
00:26:04That was...
00:26:05Augie!
00:26:06I'm gonna fuck you two up!
00:26:09Where are you gonna go now?
00:26:11Hold on!
00:26:12There he is!
00:26:13Get him!
00:26:14Kill him!
00:26:15No!
00:26:16My mints!
00:26:17Hey, everybody!
00:26:18Get him!
00:26:19Right in me!
00:26:24Hold on!
00:26:25You like getting stabbed?
00:26:27I'll cut that little face of yours.
00:26:29Maybe I'll make a bigger mouth.
00:26:31go!
00:26:32Maybe I'll make a bigger mouth.
00:26:41Go!
00:26:42here you want a soda pop oh I wouldn't say no it's flat you got flat soda you got me
00:27:01here you want some Neapolitan ice cream oh thank you all right now someone seems to have eaten all
00:27:08of the chocolate and vanilla yeah that's right you just have strawberry just drink some of this
00:27:14milk not usually a milk drinker oh it's quick it's yeah it's strawberry quick not even chocolate
00:27:21quick no it's that strawberry crap it's not fun welcome to hell let's see alumni association no
00:27:32thanks starving children fuck you devil Sal and Dave called to say they lost the two mortals you
00:27:39were looking for I think Bob's gonna be disappointed damn it I'm surrounded by idiots put them through
00:27:45hey boss what are you doing just did yoga turns out dudes only huge bummer oh good oh good you're
00:27:57finding your core this is good to hear hey once you find your core go find the mortals okay plan of
00:28:06attack let's see if I uh aha Gloria I need you to announce the biggest sacrifice at the crossroads
00:28:13that hell has ever seen okay devil then I'll simply wait for the other mortals to come to me
00:28:21I really gotta grow a mustache
00:28:25now let's see here push this
00:28:39faster than I remembered
00:28:42this elevator can't be up to code
00:28:46let's see the last time it was inspected
00:28:49okay
00:28:54void in my bowels you can do this buddy this is for the demons
00:28:58they love this shit let's do this all right everybody prepare to meet our dark lord
00:29:08oh hell the god alive you're goddamn right the worst of the worst
00:29:15fucking a
00:29:16the hell pig of buck mountain
00:29:19don't love that one the douchiest of all birds that was kind of mean actually
00:29:24the dick of all assholes okay that's enough
00:29:28the guy who fucks her mother and tells you about it always just one step too far
00:29:33where's the fucking mortal
00:29:38hot fuck action to the max that's what I like hot fuck action to the max got a big dick
00:29:46what do you have to say for yourself oh where am I you poor dumb bastard you don't even know
00:29:54what's going on fella you're in hell oh boy and who are you can you believe this guy I'm the fucking devil
00:30:03no one had the decency to torture this guy before I got down here
00:30:09the boys were just hoping to see the master at work
00:30:12you are the man the devil enough ass kissing now which one of these
00:30:18bastardly contraptions shall I use
00:30:21ah perhaps this one oh no no that's our foosball table chief
00:30:28moving on aha get in here
00:30:36okay
00:30:37tell me of the pain you feel so we may laugh at you
00:30:45uh okay um actually the bouncing up and down is kind of giving me a tickle in a funny spot
00:30:52it is not tickling
00:30:53is this a Sibian no I assure you this is a Sibian
00:30:57you get off it let me on let me on
00:31:00it's a Sibian
00:31:03oh wait a minute guys seriously come on what do you want I'll give you anything
00:31:20please don't do this your gods please I'll stroke your shaft and play with your nuts
00:31:26I'll stick my fingers in your ass I will tickle your balls
00:31:30I'll suck everybody's cock here whose cock is first
00:31:34don't do this I'll suck oh god
00:31:38yo mom I got sort of mouth
00:31:42who's next
00:31:43shut up or I'll drill your brains and turn you into sex zombies
00:31:48why are you mortals here
00:31:50I uh uh he he found a crying devil book and made our friend take a blood of
00:31:54which I was up for but now I look back on his mistake
00:31:57and he broke the oath that's why we're here
00:31:59not because I
00:32:00why are you looking for Orpheus
00:32:02because he
00:32:03because Orpheus is the only one who can save our friend
00:32:05girl
00:32:10hey you tricked us
00:32:13yeah that's false advertising
00:32:14I know I'm bad
00:32:16but I could still kill you because I'm half demon
00:32:20oh okay
00:32:21take me to Orpheus
00:32:22only if you take us to Kurt first
00:32:25fuck no
00:32:26um yeah the way I see it you can't find Orpheus without us so we've got the upper hand purple lady
00:32:35take me to Orpheus
00:32:37oh
00:32:38hey that's my heart
00:32:41ten
00:32:41nine
00:32:42heart belongs in body
00:32:44oh do you need your little heart
00:32:45seven
00:32:46pretty sure you're gonna die
00:32:48take my liver
00:32:49it's already dead
00:32:50it needs its owner
00:32:51put it back in
00:32:52five
00:32:53oh it's slowing down
00:32:55three
00:32:56two
00:32:57it shouldn't be outside of my bath
00:33:00take your last breath
00:33:01okay okay okay don't kill my friend
00:33:05I saw a white light
00:33:10and then my grandma mommy was there and she was like
00:33:13hey Remington would you like a cookie
00:33:15where's Orpheus
00:33:16okay okay I got his address in here
00:33:18god crack screen
00:33:19he's in the ancient
00:33:22god the ancient realm
00:33:23it looks like the corner of
00:33:25Inferno and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive
00:33:29it sounds like a good neighborhood
00:33:30do you know where that is
00:33:32Dermessa
00:33:33that lying bitch
00:33:35he's been down there this whole time
00:33:37uh everything okay
00:33:38yeah
00:33:39you guys help me find Orpheus
00:33:41and I'll get you to your friend Kurt
00:33:43yes
00:33:44deal
00:33:45okay everyone keep it down
00:33:54let's get this thing started
00:33:55ooh is that the mortal you're feeding to Beelzebub
00:33:58don't worry about it
00:33:59okay I got it handled
00:34:01gang
00:34:01Kurt
00:34:02Kurt
00:34:03gang
00:34:03hey nobody told me it was bring your mortal to work day
00:34:06oh is that what you think we're here for so you can all make jokes
00:34:11I just got word we're going to start judging pets so dogs can go to heaven
00:34:16you know what that means
00:34:18yes
00:34:18we're getting all the asshole dogs
00:34:21yeah we get like inbred motherfuckers
00:34:23uh huh
00:34:24that's a lot of dogs
00:34:25now I'm not running a kennel here
00:34:27hey you
00:34:27does everyone have dogs
00:34:28well not everyone
00:34:30I have a cat
00:34:31you know the hardest part about having cats is
00:34:33telling your parents you're gay
00:34:35no
00:34:36hey
00:34:37cut the homophobic shit
00:34:39you got it
00:34:40did you know that Azazel over here is gay
00:34:42I'm sorry to out you Az
00:34:45anyway
00:34:47now I gotta figure out who's gonna clean up all that dog shit
00:34:51hey bro just let the fucking mortal do it
00:34:54or feed it to the gluttons
00:34:55yeah dog
00:34:56yeah that's the way to do it
00:34:58all of you get the fuck out of here
00:35:05what what somebody's crazy evil today
00:35:08Kurt
00:35:09come sit over here buddy
00:35:11whoa
00:35:17hold on
00:35:19it's gonna get bumpy
00:35:21Dima
00:35:22I think we're lost
00:35:23the GPS says we're supposed to pass a bail bonds and a wig store
00:35:26these idiots that work for me make a pile of shit
00:35:33and then they say turn it into roses
00:35:35whoa
00:35:37whoa what happened
00:35:38oh that's better
00:35:39bro you just fucking shrunk
00:35:41well that version of me is sort of my business suit
00:35:44keeps the demons in line
00:35:46really
00:35:46devil the computer network is down again
00:35:53do you know that everything we use here is dell can you believe that
00:35:57I would much prefer a mac it's friendlier for creative types you know I consider myself an artist
00:36:03oh an artist like Picasso or an artist like Picasso or an artist like Picasso or Banksy can I see some work
00:36:07well I do have this one thing that I've been working on
00:36:10oh you gotta let me see it
00:36:12it's a blacklight painting and you see here this is a little devil on a dune buggy right and he's flipping off
00:36:16what what is that I can't read your reaction
00:36:20no it's really interesting thing about this
00:36:23it's like a fucking cartoon
00:36:25nope that's a realist painting
00:36:27that's fucking hilarious god do you have any more funny pictures no you don't get to see any more of my art there's your first punishment in hell
00:36:34oh that's you did it to yourself
00:36:37we're almost there
00:36:42we gotta go to the bathroom
00:36:43use a cup
00:36:44this is the way to Orpheus
00:36:52what is this place a microbrewery
00:37:00stay behind me and keep quiet
00:37:01what the fuck is that thing
00:37:06Dermessa
00:37:08you wanna party
00:37:10she's been in a 2,000 year bender
00:37:12I want you to come on over here and look under my flap
00:37:16please stop
00:37:17is that right mom
00:37:18mom
00:37:19how could you do it
00:37:21all these years I've been searching
00:37:22and he's been down here this whole time
00:37:24he's a fuck face and a deadbeat
00:37:27what
00:37:27Orpheus is a poet a noble warrior
00:37:30you're in love with a drink
00:37:32you wouldn't dare
00:37:36open the portal
00:37:38you stupid little bitch
00:37:42devil's brew
00:37:43oh I'll lick your can for 30 more drops
00:37:46stop it
00:37:48I'll fucking kill you
00:37:50you should have told me
00:37:53I'm a swan
00:37:55my bottom says meow
00:37:58you fat pillbilly
00:38:02you're letting us through
00:38:05stop it
00:38:07I mean smelly
00:38:08parkour
00:38:11my hand and feet are cops
00:38:13my hand and feet are cops
00:38:15oh mama
00:38:19oh god
00:38:20why are we going down here again
00:38:30kurt
00:38:31right
00:38:32your friend kurt
00:38:33our friend kurt
00:38:35yeah
00:38:36he's not what you think
00:38:40he's only gonna disappoint you deema
00:38:44I'm used to disappointment
00:38:47it feels like my brain is vibrating
00:38:59in a good way
00:38:59best thing about whippets
00:39:01you'll feel totally fine in 15 seconds
00:39:03we used to do these at the carnival all the time
00:39:05so devil
00:39:10what's your story man
00:39:11how'd you get down here
00:39:12I used to live upstairs
00:39:13you know
00:39:14was actually besties
00:39:15with the big man
00:39:16you mean god
00:39:16yes sir
00:39:17I was in charge of his armies too
00:39:19but they went off to battle
00:39:20and I was off with this sweet set of wings
00:39:23man there was this angel
00:39:25that was epic in bed
00:39:26she had a pussy inside her pussy
00:39:28what is that real
00:39:30turns out god was dating her too
00:39:31so I guess I'm the asshole
00:39:33so wait wait wait
00:39:36you're the devil
00:39:37and have been condemned to hell
00:39:38for eternity
00:39:39for fucking god's girlfriend
00:39:41yep
00:39:41oh it sounds like you got some kind of angel fetish man
00:39:44they're gonna be the death of me
00:39:45check this shit out
00:39:47oh yeah
00:39:48wow what's her name
00:39:49barb
00:39:50I fucking love her man
00:39:51but she barely knows I exist
00:39:54oh I doubt that
00:39:55oh man those wings are so white and soft
00:39:59barb
00:40:02why aren't we married
00:40:03migraines in hell are really bad
00:40:13I blacked out
00:40:14yeah
00:40:15don't let me drink devil's brew again
00:40:18oh my god
00:40:19hey I didn't have sex with that blue lady
00:40:22did I
00:40:22not in the biblical sense
00:40:23whoa
00:40:25whoa
00:40:26this must be the way to Orpheus
00:40:29what we're gonna swim there
00:40:30nope
00:40:31we're gonna take that submersible
00:40:32cool
00:40:33Augie
00:40:36take this rope
00:40:37and attach it to that hook
00:40:38Remy
00:40:40you go inside
00:40:40and man the controls
00:40:42come on
00:40:43hop to it
00:40:43jeez
00:40:44whose side do you want
00:40:45what
00:40:45you don't like teamwork
00:40:46I'm just trying to be positive
00:40:48and build the foundation of trust
00:40:49within the framework
00:40:50wow
00:40:50yeah
00:40:51oh yeah
00:40:53yeah
00:40:54me strokey
00:40:56me have a strokey
00:40:58losing motor skills
00:41:00tasting
00:41:01pennies
00:41:02I'm releasing the first cable now Augie
00:41:05damn it Augie
00:41:11get inside
00:41:12I'll have to adjust the ballast manually
00:41:16hey what happened
00:41:18I'm so fake interested
00:41:19whoa
00:41:21whoa
00:41:21purple paradise
00:41:43come on
00:41:43you guys
00:41:44if we're gonna get through this
00:41:45you're gonna have to listen to me
00:41:46I do what I want
00:41:47when I want
00:41:48really
00:41:49get this off me
00:41:52you're gonna wear this
00:41:53until you learn to listen
00:41:55well dip me in salt
00:41:59and lick my asshole
00:42:00what
00:42:01it's a saying
00:42:02I'm trying to get started
00:42:03hey what's this
00:42:07yeah
00:42:07that's my idea book
00:42:09I jot down new punishments
00:42:11I think of as I go about my day
00:42:12well
00:42:13the devil has a little genius pad
00:42:15let's see what you got
00:42:16it's a catapult
00:42:17right
00:42:17with poop inside
00:42:18see now these here
00:42:19they're stink lines
00:42:20whoa whoa whoa
00:42:21wait devil
00:42:21that dude getting sacrificed
00:42:23looks a lot like me
00:42:24yeah
00:42:24my cartoonist is good
00:42:25huh
00:42:26you mean that's supposed to be me
00:42:27yeah you're the one being sacrificed
00:42:29I thought I told you that
00:42:30whoa
00:42:31Augie
00:42:37get your head in the game man
00:42:39what's the matter with you
00:42:40I don't know Remy
00:42:41I think I'm in love
00:42:42oh no no no
00:42:44we're coming in too fast
00:42:45you wouldn't even know
00:42:47what to do with her
00:42:48okay little tabby kid from Goonies
00:42:5030 degrees to starboard
00:42:52I got it Tima
00:42:53I'll do it
00:42:53see
00:42:54we have a connection Remy
00:42:55why is the sub listing
00:42:58oh no
00:42:59this is really bad Augie
00:43:01she said Augie
00:43:03you're in the friend zone
00:43:04and you don't even know it
00:43:05how would you know the friend zone
00:43:07I've only read about the friend zone
00:43:08in Bomber magazine
00:43:09see I love nobody
00:43:11and that's what makes me a leader
00:43:13what the fuck is that
00:43:20this is an RPG nightmare
00:43:32where there's no leveling up
00:43:35oh my god
00:43:36Tima
00:43:36are you okay
00:43:37we've crossed over to the ancient realm
00:43:39get behind me
00:43:44you travel the path of Orpheus
00:43:49yes we do
00:43:51then know the fate of Orpheus
00:43:54get it
00:44:00this is the fate of Orpheus
00:44:02I'm still alive
00:44:03this mech is pretty tits
00:44:05right
00:44:05huh
00:44:06wait
00:44:16you're Orpheus
00:44:17I've spent my whole life
00:44:19dreaming of the day
00:44:20I could finally meet you
00:44:21well that's very flattering
00:44:23but I tried to be up front
00:44:24with all my groupies
00:44:25I'm not the marrying type
00:44:27no
00:44:28we've come to rescue you
00:44:30you can rescue my sperm
00:44:31from my testes
00:44:32you guys want to see my digs
00:44:36uh fuck and yes
00:44:37together equals fuck yes
00:44:39then fucking yes it is
00:44:41let's do this
00:44:42Orpheus
00:44:42nice to meet you
00:44:44I'm Augie
00:44:44I put Skittles in my cereal
00:44:46who is this mushy man
00:44:48we were told you're an expert
00:44:50at getting mortals out of hell
00:44:52who told you that
00:44:53is that true
00:44:55you're really gonna kill me
00:44:57yeah
00:44:58I thought we had a good thing
00:44:59going on here
00:45:00we were just broing out
00:45:02we were
00:45:02but it says here
00:45:04that you made a blood oath
00:45:05and you broke it
00:45:07seriously
00:45:07a blood oath
00:45:08yeah
00:45:09it was dumb
00:45:10nobody does blood oaths anymore
00:45:12not since that guy
00:45:13fucked a monkey
00:45:14well
00:45:15I
00:45:15you promised somebody
00:45:17a breath mint
00:45:17and you reneged
00:45:18really
00:45:19re-
00:45:20that
00:45:20that
00:45:21is
00:45:22lame
00:45:23but
00:45:24also
00:45:24punishable by death
00:45:25and an eternity in hell
00:45:27damn
00:45:27seriously
00:45:29there's nothing you can do
00:45:30if you'd given him a mint back
00:45:32you wouldn't even be here
00:45:34with my ideas for hell
00:45:36I'm worth a lot more to you alive
00:45:37than dead
00:45:38well you
00:45:38you got a point
00:45:40hmm
00:45:41options
00:45:41possibilities
00:45:42you know
00:45:42I could give another mortal
00:45:44to the demons union
00:45:45spare your life
00:45:46that's great
00:45:47what can I do to repay you
00:45:48why don't you help me
00:45:50to make this sacrifice
00:45:51a huge event
00:45:53a spectacle
00:45:54so big
00:45:55that it might even impress
00:45:57a certain angel
00:45:59deal
00:46:01deal
00:46:02that's it
00:46:03thank you devil
00:46:04actually
00:46:05I'm going to need you
00:46:06to sign
00:46:07an initial
00:46:08this
00:46:08and
00:46:09this
00:46:10it's a
00:46:10non-disclosure agreement
00:46:11oh and anyone working here
00:46:13under my employee
00:46:14needs to pass a urine test
00:46:16we just did drugs together
00:46:17like an hour ago
00:46:18I know
00:46:18I just kind of wanted
00:46:19your piss
00:46:20down here
00:46:29no way
00:46:30that's so rad
00:46:32hey
00:46:37is that a pogo stick
00:46:41it sure is bromeo
00:46:42150 jumps yesterday
00:46:44give it up
00:46:44no breaks
00:46:45what
00:46:45what
00:46:46yeah yeah
00:46:47wait
00:46:48I thought you said pogo sticks
00:46:49are for pussies
00:46:50you said what about a pogo stick
00:46:52um
00:46:53you said the pogo stick was a dick
00:46:55and only a pussy would need to jump up and down on it
00:46:58over and over
00:46:58no I didn't say pogo sticks
00:47:00I said hobo dicks
00:47:01why is this woman lying
00:47:04he's a he's a fat little lesbian that lies
00:47:07I like pogo sticks
00:47:09I would never disrespect a pogo stick
00:47:11this is what you've been doing for the last two thousand years
00:47:14you've been down here playing with toys
00:47:17check that as a yes
00:47:18whoa whoa whoa
00:47:20no thank you charon
00:47:21we're fine
00:47:22that guy thinks his boats are the shit
00:47:25the wood is rotting
00:47:26it's a boat only fit for illegal immigrants
00:47:30I wish he'd just row back to Cuba
00:47:32Remy Rams
00:47:35check out my skills yo
00:47:37hell yeah man
00:47:38wow
00:47:41pretty cool huh
00:47:41that's me
00:47:42she looks pretty hot
00:47:43look how hot I am
00:47:44that's incredible man
00:47:48you painted that
00:47:49I painted it in post for at the same time
00:47:52how do you even physically do that
00:47:53you're amazing
00:47:54Remy I am just like you
00:47:56I put my underwear on
00:47:58one ball at a time
00:47:59when did you learn to paint
00:48:00the moment I was born
00:48:01I came out of the womb
00:48:03and I quickly turned around
00:48:04and I painted my mother's vagina
00:48:06you guys like the lyre
00:48:10is that like a guitar
00:48:14I don't know
00:48:15does a guitar increase the gravity of a pair of woman's panties
00:48:18mmhmm
00:48:19I could make a tree bone me with this thing
00:48:22and the trees will bone you here
00:48:25so be careful
00:48:25does this sound right to you
00:48:27yeah that sounds good
00:48:28a tree will fuck me
00:48:30when I was a small boy
00:48:32I was walking through a forest
00:48:34and a tree tried to overpower me
00:48:36oh really what did you do
00:48:37he pushed me on the ground
00:48:39and wrapped his leaves
00:48:40around my face and arms
00:48:42and then the next thing I knew
00:48:43a branch was
00:48:44penetrating my ass
00:48:46oh god
00:48:47oh
00:48:47it was a pointy
00:48:49pointy branch
00:48:50I mean did he wear like a leaf
00:48:52condom or anything
00:48:53no
00:48:54just bark
00:48:55when he was done
00:48:57he shed his egg corns
00:48:58upon my back
00:48:59oh
00:49:00that's the worst thing
00:49:03I've ever heard
00:49:04um
00:49:06Orpheus
00:49:07uh
00:49:08what were you wearing
00:49:09when the tree
00:49:10violated you
00:49:12you think I asked for it
00:49:13were you
00:49:14maybe dressed like a bush
00:49:15I was dressed like a human being
00:49:17oh right I'm sorry
00:49:19I'm gonna go and start a shelter
00:49:20for tree rape victims
00:49:22it's not a joke
00:49:23uh
00:49:25Mr. Orpheus
00:49:26why have you stayed here
00:49:27if you could leave at any time
00:49:28especially with trees
00:49:30like my uncle Carl
00:49:31well me and my road dogs
00:49:33used to come down here
00:49:34all the time
00:49:35rescuing virgins
00:49:36and they'd say
00:49:37oh well some now
00:49:38gangster
00:49:38let me thank you
00:49:40with my lady parts
00:49:41well if I must
00:49:42oh by the way
00:49:43this baby's yours
00:49:44and then I'm just like
00:49:45I'm out of here missy
00:49:46responsibilities
00:49:48that shit is zombie walk man
00:49:50I'm like black people
00:49:52I'll take freedom
00:49:53preacher
00:49:54meet the choir
00:49:55wow Orpheus
00:49:57don't you ever get lonely down here
00:49:59you must have once
00:50:00wished you had a family right
00:50:02guess what
00:50:02no
00:50:03fun times we're all having together
00:50:06you know what else would be fun
00:50:07finding Kurt
00:50:08it's the reason we came down here
00:50:10ah
00:50:11fine
00:50:11whatevs
00:50:12I can get you wherever you want to go
00:50:14but first
00:50:15you must pass
00:50:16the trials of the mortals
00:50:20well I hope you all are ready
00:50:25for a physical challenge
00:50:26who wants to see how good I am
00:50:31yes
00:50:32okay
00:50:33moving
00:50:34moving
00:50:34breathing
00:50:35very hard
00:50:36super strong
00:50:37super speed
00:50:38watch me fucking leap so high
00:50:41stuck it
00:50:42I can leap and fart at the same
00:50:45oh fuck me
00:50:47oh
00:50:47it hurts so bad
00:50:49I'm weak
00:50:50you know what you guys are good
00:50:52everyone passed
00:50:53A pluses
00:50:54thank you
00:50:55warriors
00:50:59I've tested your mind
00:51:01in body
00:51:02now
00:51:03the hardest test of all
00:51:04you must resist that
00:51:06which tears
00:51:07all mortal men apart
00:51:09women
00:51:09in a minute
00:51:11a super hot sexy bitch
00:51:12is going to come through that door
00:51:14and try to seduce you
00:51:15into telling her the secret word
00:51:17she will stop at absolutely nothing
00:51:19to get it out of you
00:51:20you will want to fuck her silly
00:51:22trust me
00:51:23no matter what she does
00:51:25no matter how long she fucks you
00:51:27do not give her the secret word
00:51:29I repeat
00:51:30do not give it to her
00:51:31the secret word is Jasmine
00:51:33who wants to take their ball sacks
00:51:48and put them in my mouth
00:51:49Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine
00:51:51you all failed to resist her charms
00:52:01I was watching from a remote monitor
00:52:04in the other room
00:52:05but you can all move on
00:52:09back to my tiki bar
00:52:10yes
00:52:10all right
00:52:11the one that I built
00:52:12out of that tree
00:52:13that sodomized me
00:52:15didn't we pass?
00:52:18I don't understand
00:52:18I can't believe
00:52:20I've spent my entire life
00:52:21looking for this loser
00:52:22I just need to find out
00:52:24one thing for sure
00:52:25and then I can put this behind me
00:52:26wait
00:52:27what?
00:52:31Garçon
00:52:31these men need some victory juice
00:52:33to pour down our head holes
00:52:36let's make a toast
00:52:37rescuing Kurt
00:52:38no
00:52:39to all the road dogs
00:52:40who have the courage
00:52:41to leave their pregnant wives
00:52:43yeah
00:52:44fuck them hoes
00:52:45Orpheus
00:52:46I bet you like all flavor bitches
00:52:48the fuck I do
00:52:49Chinese
00:52:50Asian
00:52:50Korean
00:52:51Pan-Asian
00:52:52Pan-Korean
00:52:53Goo Goo Guy Pan
00:52:54that's a Cantonese dinner dish
00:52:56yeah
00:52:57you'd fuck a Cantonese dinner dish?
00:52:59um
00:53:00yes
00:53:01well then
00:53:02cool
00:53:02pfft
00:53:03no fat bitches
00:53:04no
00:53:05Dema
00:53:07you're the coolest chick ever
00:53:08you're just like me
00:53:09if you didn't have a pussy
00:53:10I'd think you were my son
00:53:12and if you didn't have a pussy
00:53:13I'd think you were my dad
00:53:14oh busted
00:53:16come on Orpheus
00:53:18get on the real real
00:53:20you never fucked a demon
00:53:21well
00:53:22okay
00:53:23there was just this one
00:53:24what was it like?
00:53:26so we're in the bone zone
00:53:27I'm really finding my rhythm
00:53:28and suddenly she drops the
00:53:30oh let's move into my cottage
00:53:31made of tentacles
00:53:32and I was like
00:53:33peace
00:53:34out
00:53:34man
00:53:35I heard she really plumped up
00:53:37Twinkies just jumped into her mouth
00:53:39what was her name?
00:53:40hmm
00:53:41I barely remember
00:53:41I believe it was
00:53:42uh
00:53:43hmm
00:53:44Dermessa
00:53:45oh shit
00:53:47it's my face
00:53:47you deadbeat dad
00:53:50all this time
00:53:52I thought you were being
00:53:53held captive against your will
00:53:54I convinced myself
00:53:56that is why you never came home
00:53:58wait wait
00:53:59Dema
00:53:59let's talk
00:54:00you're still gonna take us to Kurt right?
00:54:02I don't know where he is
00:54:03Orpheus was supposed to have
00:54:05all the answers
00:54:06you lied?
00:54:07of course
00:54:08I lied
00:54:09that's what demons do
00:54:10what a purple bitch
00:54:12how dare you say that to her
00:54:13someday she will be my purple wife
00:54:15I told you
00:54:16she was a liar
00:54:17oh yeah that's right
00:54:18because you're smarter than everybody
00:54:20I'm Remy
00:54:21look at my weird haircut
00:54:22I wear a corduroy pea coat
00:54:23and listen to dubstep music
00:54:25well I'm tired of it
00:54:26women usually do that to me
00:54:28after I make love to them
00:54:29ah gay
00:54:30fuck him Remy
00:54:32let's watch my sweet ass flat screen
00:54:34I have the entire
00:54:35big mama's house trilogy
00:54:37DEMA
00:54:39you're pathetic you know that
00:54:49yeah
00:54:51where are you even going?
00:54:53nowhere
00:54:53I was just looking for you
00:54:55I still think we can make a great team
00:54:57I don't know why you still believe in me
00:55:00I come from a lying demon
00:55:02and a selfish mortal
00:55:03doesn't change who you are
00:55:05my dad's like a big jerk
00:55:07and my mom lied to him about being a woman
00:55:09okay
00:55:10um I don't know what to do with that Augie
00:55:13but thanks for giving me another chance
00:55:15get in
00:55:17twitter alert from the demon union
00:55:29what does it say?
00:55:30it's a reminder to tune in and watch
00:55:32the mortal sacrifice tonight at the crossroads
00:55:36that's where they're gonna sacrifice Kurt
00:55:38do you know how to get there?
00:55:39yeah it's really close to here
00:55:41big mama you fooled them again
00:55:46would you fuck big mama?
00:55:48yes
00:55:48would you?
00:55:49bro dog
00:55:50I've fucked every woman I've ever met
00:55:52except for that smokin' angel Bob
00:55:55she's the one that got away
00:55:57what happened?
00:55:58she just wanted to be stupid friends
00:56:01ugh
00:56:02I don't need friends anymore
00:56:03you know what I mean?
00:56:03I need bros
00:56:04yeah
00:56:05you know what I'm saying man
00:56:07wake up
00:56:07see my bros in the bunk bed above me
00:56:09play video games
00:56:10then we order some za
00:56:11we eat it with all of our bros together
00:56:14high-fiving after each bite
00:56:15then we all take a shit together
00:56:17you have a bathroom with five toilets
00:56:19everyone making eye contact
00:56:20while reading Maxim
00:56:21and the next day we do the same thing
00:56:23it's the way of the bro like you said
00:56:24well your way of the bro
00:56:26is a little different than mine
00:56:28but I hear you
00:56:29coming up tonight
00:56:30from the quick jet printer
00:56:32replacement cartridge stadium
00:56:33shirts and skins
00:56:34perform their latest single
00:56:36later
00:56:36mortal Kurt Myers
00:56:38will be sacrificed
00:56:39live
00:56:40shit
00:56:40kurt
00:56:41what's up
00:56:43we-we gotta go
00:56:44go where brah?
00:56:46Orpheus
00:56:46we gotta save kurt
00:56:47huh?
00:56:48come on
00:56:48that's what you do
00:56:49you rescue mortals from hell
00:56:51ugh
00:56:51I ain't that guy anymore
00:56:53that's a young man's game
00:56:55what do you say
00:56:56one last mission?
00:56:58sorry
00:56:59well then I-
00:56:59then I gotta go on my own
00:57:01why?
00:57:02he's not your friend man
00:57:03I'm your friend
00:57:04you just said it
00:57:05you wanted to bro out
00:57:06and stare at each other
00:57:07on toilets
00:57:07I'm sorry brother
00:57:09I guess I'm gonna go set
00:57:11five mirrors up in my bathroom
00:57:13and stare at myself
00:57:14as I make the forbidden mud
00:57:16to the crossroads
00:57:21pretend you're going to Florida
00:57:23of course his boat has a hole in it
00:57:28what a loser
00:57:29Auggie!
00:57:34hey Auggie!
00:57:37hey Dame what's going on?
00:57:38Auggie
00:57:39kurt's gonna be sacrificed
00:57:40we have to save him
00:57:41we're handling it
00:57:43thank you for your interest
00:57:44um
00:57:45why don't you guys
00:57:47get in my boat?
00:57:50look man
00:57:51I know I was a dick
00:57:52just get in
00:57:53fine
00:57:56you want me to say it
00:57:58I suppose you earned it
00:57:59I
00:58:00I love you man
00:58:02I never realized
00:58:04how great my friends are
00:58:05until I had that
00:58:05stupid thought that I didn't
00:58:07blah blah blah blah blah
00:58:09middle part
00:58:09you know
00:58:10I haven't made it easy on you
00:58:11took it for granted
00:58:12big clothes
00:58:13I'll never make this mistake again
00:58:15mm-mm
00:58:16I really need you dude
00:58:19I can't do this on my own
00:58:20you
00:58:22you need me?
00:58:24yep
00:58:25to the crossroads
00:58:43you're on in one minute
00:58:45damn
00:58:45I hate public speaking
00:58:47anyone got a Xanax?
00:58:48hey
00:58:48hell is ours
00:58:50we own this place
00:58:51am I right?
00:58:51right
00:58:52right
00:58:53I'm the devil
00:58:54get out there on that stage
00:58:56and start strutting that shit
00:58:57yeah
00:58:57hail Satan
00:58:58I give you
00:59:00the devil
00:59:01oh
00:59:02and uh
00:59:03Kurt
00:59:03we couldn't find any other morals
00:59:05so we have to sacrifice you
00:59:06sorry
00:59:07whoa
00:59:07that's bullshit
00:59:08hold on
00:59:09wait wait wait
00:59:09hurts me more than
00:59:11okay
00:59:12thanks bye
00:59:12I'm fucked
00:59:15USA
00:59:19USA
00:59:20USA
00:59:20USA
00:59:21USA
00:59:22USA
00:59:23USA
00:59:24USA
00:59:25USA
00:59:25USA
00:59:26USA
00:59:26USA
00:59:27USA
00:59:28USA
00:59:28oh come on
00:59:29devil
00:59:30USA
00:59:31oh
00:59:32we are about to meet our sacrifice
00:59:35he's not just your average oathbreaker
00:59:38he's a friendship forsaker
00:59:40oh
00:59:41oh
00:59:41you can't do this to me
00:59:43why not
00:59:45because we made a deal
00:59:46remember
00:59:47let me read it
00:59:49uh-huh
00:59:51boilerplate
00:59:52latin
00:59:53legalese
00:59:54read it out loud
00:59:55I will not sacrifice Kurt
00:59:57if he helps me put on a real special show
00:59:59to impress Barb the angel
01:00:01aha
01:00:02oh shit
01:00:03what the hell
01:00:04you're right
01:00:05it's all right here
01:00:06oh
01:00:07that is beautiful
01:00:08Kurt
01:00:09yeah
01:00:10when is a contract not a contract
01:00:12when it's eaten
01:00:15aww
01:00:18devil you are a piece of shit
01:00:20oh
01:00:20oh
01:00:21oh
01:00:21oh
01:00:22oh
01:00:23oh
01:00:23oh
01:00:24oh
01:00:24oh
01:00:25oh
01:00:25oh
01:00:26oh
01:00:26oh
01:00:27oh
01:00:27oh
01:00:28oh
01:00:29oh
01:00:30oh
01:00:31oh
01:00:32oh
01:00:33oh
01:00:34oh
01:00:35oh
01:00:36oh
01:00:37oh
01:00:38oh
01:00:39oh
01:00:39oh
01:00:40oh
01:00:41demons
01:00:42continue with the sacrifice
01:00:44stomach
01:00:45let me introduce you to the toilet
01:00:47you two should get a lot great
01:00:49hey
01:00:53ow
01:00:53get off me man
01:00:58oh
01:00:58okay guys
01:00:59come on
01:00:59aww
01:01:00shit
01:01:00those demons want blood
01:01:13I know how this song ends
01:01:14no
01:01:15they're gonna kill him
01:01:16how do we get past those guards
01:01:18I got this one
01:01:19there's nothing hornier than a demon in hell
01:01:30oh
01:01:36oh
01:01:37oh
01:01:39you'd be a woman to me
01:01:42because I like what I see
01:01:45oh
01:01:46oh
01:01:46lay your cross and your knees
01:01:48oh
01:01:48oh
01:01:49you make me feel pretty damn
01:01:51oh
01:01:51you make me feel like a man
01:01:54I did as much as I can
01:01:57oh
01:01:58oh
01:02:00oh
01:02:01oh
01:02:02oh
01:02:03oh
01:02:04oh
01:02:05oh
01:02:08oh
01:02:09oh
01:02:10oh
01:02:12oh
01:02:13kurt
01:02:14hey
01:02:15help me
01:02:15kurt
01:02:16wait
01:02:17what
01:02:18guys
01:02:19how the fuck did you get down here
01:02:20we came down to save you
01:02:22yo
01:02:23what up
01:02:24there's my sweet baby boy
01:02:25hey
01:02:26oh mama missed you
01:02:27easy Augie
01:02:28who's she
01:02:29the devil's coming back
01:02:31the devil's gonna sacrifice me
01:02:32you gotta get me outta here
01:02:33a-alright let's go
01:02:34no body mention anything about his diarrhea
01:02:41what the fuck are you doing?
01:02:43uh...
01:02:44leg of fire
01:02:45no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
01:02:51no no no no no no
01:02:53Yeah! I'm back!
01:02:56Keep the fan on in there.
01:02:58Well, well, what do we have here?
01:03:01Um, can we get that bridge back?
01:03:04If you answer yes to any of these questions,
01:03:07you may have an enlarged prostate.
01:03:09Do you have difficulty urinating?
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Weak stream?
01:03:13Yes.
01:03:13Dribbling?
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:15Painful urination?
01:03:16Yes.
01:03:17Pussy yellow discharge?
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19If you answered yes to all of these questions,
01:03:22go immediately to the hospital.
01:03:23No.
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:25In addition to one mortal,
01:03:27we are also going to sacrifice
01:03:29the daughter of Orpheus!
01:03:31Sing!
01:03:32My daughter?
01:03:33You want that Orpheus?
01:03:34Mm-hmm.
01:03:35Tough beans.
01:03:36Oh, shit.
01:03:37I've got to save her.
01:03:39What?
01:03:39Oh, fuck me.
01:03:43I'm off.
01:03:45Where the hell is my phone?
01:03:47And an extra order of dipping sauce.
01:03:48Give me that!
01:03:49Oh, God!
01:03:51Oh, but I gave him my Predator!
01:03:53I told you to stop calling me.
01:03:59I know, I know.
01:04:00But I thought you'd like to know
01:04:01that I found the two mortals you're looking for.
01:04:04No way.
01:04:05You're just saying this to get me to come down there.
01:04:07Oh, no, I promise it's true.
01:04:09How do I know?
01:04:10Prove it.
01:04:11You know what?
01:04:12I'll take a picture with my phone
01:04:13and send it to you.
01:04:15Got there.
01:04:15And sending.
01:04:19What?
01:04:20It's a dick pic.
01:04:22Sorry.
01:04:22Wrong picture.
01:04:23Sending.
01:04:25Oh, my devil.
01:04:27It is the mortals.
01:04:28I said I would find them for you,
01:04:30and I did.
01:04:30I'll be right there.
01:04:32Get ready for some sweet devil-loving.
01:04:34Hello?
01:04:37Shirts and skins, you're next.
01:04:39Last rehearsal.
01:04:40Do-wop-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-do-wop-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti.
01:04:44She's my angel, angel, she's my angel, she's my angel, angel.
01:04:59Yeah!
01:05:00I'm a big fan!
01:05:02Oh, that's great, man. Super cool.
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:04Want me to sign something for you?
01:05:06Will you autograph my fist with your face?
01:05:09Oh, sure, man.
01:05:10Oh, God.
01:05:12Oh, shit. God, fuck me.
01:05:15I came by to inform you that the concert has been rescheduled.
01:05:18The good news is, you're all still getting paid and laid.
01:05:21Cool.
01:05:22Yes. Oh, fellas, please leave your costumes.
01:05:25And there is an assortment of groupies waiting outside to suck your dicks.
01:05:30Fuck yeah, Doc!
01:05:31My dick's gonna be a straw.
01:05:33Word.
01:05:34Okay, Demons and Damned, before we sacrifice any mortals,
01:05:39I'd like to introduce to you my favorite boy band.
01:05:43Shirts and skins!
01:05:46With a Z.
01:05:47Woo-hoo!
01:05:48Oh, wow!
01:05:50That's the way to do it!
01:05:55What?
01:05:56That's just shirts.
01:05:58Where the fuck is skins?
01:05:59Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:00The rest of the band is stuck in traffic.
01:06:03So I'm gonna rock three times as hard!
01:06:06Yeah!
01:06:06Yeah!
01:06:07As a young boy, I found solace in the forest wild and free.
01:06:16Till that fateful day, youth was ripped away
01:06:19Neat the boughs of an old oak tree.
01:06:22He wrapped his leaves around my fragile frame
01:06:25And thrust me to the grass
01:06:28How my face did blanch
01:06:30As his mighty branch did
01:06:32Penetrate my ass
01:06:35Now when a tree comes in the forest
01:06:39Tell me, do you think it makes a sound?
01:06:42No, you'll only hear the wail of a broken, tired lion
01:06:46But up on the ground
01:06:49My life and ass both splintered
01:06:53And my sphincter torn and loose
01:06:57So I mourn for my lost innocence
01:07:00And for all that's pure and good
01:07:03And I mourn the day
01:07:05I'll earn the painful meaning of
01:07:07Mourning wood
01:07:09Mourning wood
01:07:13Mourning wood
01:07:16Mourning wood
01:07:18Ha ha!
01:07:30What is this shit?
01:07:31Surprise, surprise
01:07:33It is I
01:07:35Orpheus!
01:07:39You thought I was someone else
01:07:40But I'm not someone else
01:07:41I'm Orpheus
01:07:42The guy that you didn't think I was
01:07:45But I am now
01:07:46Yeah, I get it
01:07:47It's called a disguise
01:07:48You put it on
01:07:49I thought you were someone else
01:07:50No more explaining
01:07:51I can't believe you made it
01:07:53Yeah, you said you were retiring from saving mortals
01:07:56I did
01:07:56But I never said anything about retiring from saving
01:08:00Half mortals
01:08:01Really?
01:08:02You came back here for me?
01:08:04Yes
01:08:05Look, I know I wasn't the best father
01:08:07And I wasn't around for you
01:08:09And I really regret that
01:08:11Oh, Dad, that's so sweet of you to say
01:08:14Mmm, yes
01:08:15Mmm, ah, sweet lips
01:08:18Oh, oh, this isn't that
01:08:19Oh, I may have slightly misread that situation
01:08:23Yeah
01:08:24Uh, we haven't actually done a DNA test
01:08:26So there's still a possibility that this isn't totally disgusting
01:08:30No
01:08:31No matter
01:08:32I love you, daughter
01:08:33Okay
01:08:34Let's get out of hell
01:08:36Everybody on
01:08:41What?
01:08:43Oh
01:08:43Gimme that
01:08:47Oh
01:08:47Haha, I win
01:08:59It's time for
01:09:01Bam, the sacrifice
01:09:02Brucify him
01:09:05Bob, the one that got away
01:09:19Oh, yeah
01:09:25Slutty angel
01:09:26She's on the wrong side of 40
01:09:30Mama
01:09:33Wish I was that pole
01:09:39Look, here's your mortals
01:09:49What is that song about getting raped by trees?
01:09:53It was so beautiful and personal
01:09:56You're such a sensitive artist
01:09:59Barb, I'm a sensitive artist, too
01:10:01What the hell?
01:10:06Look at the painting I did of you
01:10:07It's a blacklight painting
01:10:09Of me on a dune buggy
01:10:12Jeez Louise
01:10:17Morpheus isn't going down easy
01:10:28Here she is
01:10:30We need more ammunition
01:10:33You're not going to kill him, are you?
01:10:35Start folding t-shirts
01:10:37You're scared
01:10:38Darling, I've traveled many, many miles to find you
01:10:46You have?
01:10:47Yes
01:10:47I've tried to fight off my feelings
01:10:49But the head can't tell the heart where to go
01:10:51What do you say?
01:10:53You, me, and my penis get hitched
01:10:55And fly off into the sunset
01:10:56Aww
01:10:57The only thing that matters is
01:10:59Barb, do you want to spend the rest of our life together?
01:11:04They all said
01:11:05That our love stood not a chance
01:11:09That our hearts
01:11:11Could never keep it in their pens
01:11:15But when my penis saw your sweet vagina
01:11:19Standing across the room
01:11:21What is this, Jersey Boys?
01:11:23My scrotum did a backflip
01:11:26And my lonely balls did swoon
01:11:29I hate musicals
01:11:30Mamma Mia wasn't bad
01:11:32Now it's clear
01:11:33That this love was meant to be
01:11:37My vagina
01:11:39My penis
01:11:41You and me
01:11:42Stop singing!
01:11:43Oh shit
01:11:46Oh no!
01:11:47Hey!
01:11:47The demons want blood
01:11:49We gotta get out of here
01:11:49Now!
01:11:50Hurry up
01:11:50Grab a fistful of white
01:11:52Hold on
01:11:53Load me up
01:11:54Wait for me!
01:11:58Arnie!
01:11:59Barb, you gotta go back
01:12:00Grab on, tubby
01:12:01You don't have to call me that
01:12:02Reach with your sausage fingers
01:12:04Come on, honey
01:12:06Pretend we're made out of cookie dough
01:12:07I got it
01:12:08Go!
01:12:10Die, Orpheus
01:12:12Look out!
01:12:18Oh shit!
01:12:20Barb!
01:12:20Fucking t-shirt
01:12:22No!
01:12:26We're gaining speed!
01:12:27We gotta wake her up!
01:12:29She's out cold
01:12:30Barb!
01:12:31Wake up!
01:12:32Do something, Remy!
01:12:33Slap her harder
01:12:34Try the back of your hand
01:12:36Oh no!
01:12:38Oh fuck me
01:12:48What's that sound?
01:13:02It's a sex offender alert
01:13:04Cool app!
01:13:06Shh!
01:13:07Quiet!
01:13:18Run!
01:13:20Go go go go go go go go!
01:13:24Holy shit!
01:13:25These trees are alive, man!
01:13:26Careful down here
01:13:27There are trees who think no means yes
01:13:30Just don't stop running
01:13:31Wait!
01:13:32Where's Barb?
01:13:37Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:40I have to go back for Barb!
01:13:42Dad, no!
01:13:43We'll catch up to you!
01:13:46There!
01:13:47Head for the cave!
01:13:48I'm coming, Bob!
01:13:50Hold on!
01:13:52Were you trying to hit her, boss?
01:13:54I mean, you shot her right between the eyes
01:13:56She's probably fine
01:13:59She's an angel
01:14:00It was a good shot
01:14:02If you meant to hit her
01:14:04Knock it off!
01:14:05Focus!
01:14:07Oof!
01:14:08What's that smell?
01:14:11True heroes
01:14:12To have laid such a costly sacrifice
01:14:15Upon the altar of freedom
01:14:17Yeah
01:14:18But
01:14:20That's what you get for chasing pussy
01:14:22Ow!
01:14:23Stitching up your wing
01:14:25This is the stitching up your wing, son
01:14:27Barb!
01:14:27Look out!
01:14:28Don't you touch her!
01:14:29What?
01:14:30No!
01:14:30I'm helping her
01:14:31Oh, really?
01:14:35Orpheus?
01:14:36Tree
01:14:37You look familiar
01:14:47Morpheus!
01:14:48Morpheus!
01:14:49Morpheus!
01:14:51Yeah, it's me
01:14:52You diddler
01:14:53I always hoped I'd run into you someday
01:14:55I bet you did
01:14:57No, no
01:14:57It's not like that
01:14:59I wanted to apologize
01:15:00For what I did to you
01:15:02I'm sorry
01:15:03He's just not going to cut it
01:15:04Did you ever get my gift basket?
01:15:06No
01:15:06You're kidding
01:15:07I tracked the package
01:15:09Mm-hmm
01:15:10I understand your anger
01:15:11But I've done a lot of work in therapy
01:15:13To get better
01:15:14Is there anything I can do
01:15:16To make it right?
01:15:18When I find Orpheus
01:15:19I'm gonna mount his balls on a stick
01:15:21There is one thing
01:15:24Hey, Tree
01:15:29Have you seen an angel?
01:15:32I did
01:15:33Yes
01:15:34Well, where is she?
01:15:36Um
01:15:37She went
01:15:39That way
01:15:41Oh, okay
01:15:43Well, good to see you
01:15:45Keep growing
01:15:46Yeah, keep growing, Tree
01:15:49What do you want me to do to him?
01:15:51Shed your egg corns across his back
01:15:54My psychologist is going to kill me
01:15:58But I'll do
01:15:59Let us escape to a secret place
01:16:02Where I can motorboat those wings
01:16:04You're so dirty
01:16:06Hey, does anybody want to stop for some Red Bull and Crystal Mass smoothies?
01:16:14Oh, shit
01:16:17Hold on
01:16:19Like you didn't do last time
01:16:21Quit squirming
01:16:22Hold on
01:16:22Grab on
01:16:23Pull
01:16:24No
01:16:25Look, boss
01:16:38Over there
01:16:39Huh?
01:16:40There's movement
01:16:40Let's go
01:16:42Yeah
01:16:42What are you
01:16:43What are you gonna do to me?
01:16:44What do they want from me?
01:16:47No
01:16:48No
01:16:48No
01:16:49No
01:16:49No
01:16:49No
01:16:50Little pig in the blanket
01:16:51Uh, that tree is putting on lipstick
01:16:55Kurt
01:16:56Dima
01:16:57Remy
01:16:58Are you fucking serious?
01:17:02I hope that's for marshmallows
01:17:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:17:06Hold on
01:17:06Yes
01:17:10Yes
01:17:11Yes
01:17:13Bullseye
01:17:16What the fuck?
01:17:20This is my house
01:17:24You're gonna screw with me?
01:17:25You had a mint the whole time?
01:17:41What?
01:17:41A mint
01:17:43A mint
01:17:43I didn't know it was there
01:17:44It must have been stuck in the lining of my shirt
01:17:46I swear
01:17:46Who gives a shit about a stupid mint?
01:17:50A mint?
01:17:51Huh?
01:17:52Don't let him eat that mint
01:17:53Oh, shit
01:17:55That's it, Remy
01:17:56Eat that mint
01:17:57It's too late
01:17:58I don't want your mint now
01:18:00No, no
01:18:00It's not about that
01:18:01It'll reverse the curse
01:18:02It'll get us out
01:18:04Quick, man
01:18:04Hurry up
01:18:05Get me that mint
01:18:08Come on
01:18:09Put the whole thing in your mouth
01:18:11Can't reach
01:18:13Eat it
01:18:15Get your lips around that mint
01:18:17I've tried my whole life
01:18:19Gulp it down
01:18:20Take all of it down your throat
01:18:22Make this sound when you do it
01:18:23It helps
01:18:24Take all your balls
01:18:26Demon, quick
01:18:29Remy, eat it
01:18:30Eat it
01:18:31Hurry up
01:18:32I can touch my dick with my tongue
01:18:46Hey, Remy
01:18:47Look
01:18:48Huh?
01:18:49Holy shit
01:18:50What?
01:18:52That portal's kind of scaring me, boss
01:18:54Yeah, I'm thinking I'll just go back up top
01:18:57Gonna call in the day
01:18:58No, no
01:18:59Whoa
01:19:01Wait, tell me where Barb is
01:19:14No, no, no, no
01:19:16Later, Devil
01:19:17Wait, wait
01:19:22No, no
01:19:23Hello, Devil
01:19:31Huh?
01:19:33Care for some wine?
01:19:36No, thanks
01:19:37I'm okay
01:19:37It's an earthly Bordeaux
01:19:39And it pairs wonderfully with
01:19:42I'm going to rape you
01:19:44Look over there
01:19:50It appears the better man has won
01:19:53Don't worry, you'll still get a chance to be with her
01:19:56I will?
01:19:58I'm going to go to Walgreens and buy a shitty devil mask and fuck her silly while I wear it
01:20:03Oh, don't! Oh, come on!
01:20:06Sorry, Devil
01:20:06I'm a pretty package with an ugly gift inside
01:20:09Hail Satan
01:20:19Hail Satan
01:20:22Hail Satan
01:20:22Hail Satan
01:20:25Holy shit! We're back! I love this place!
01:20:37Oh my god
01:20:39We did it!
01:20:41God, I miss the smell of cotton candy
01:20:43Augie, you have a syringe stuck to your face
01:20:46This place hasn't changed a bit
01:20:49Definitely an opiate
01:20:51What?
01:20:55Where have you guys been?
01:20:57Clems!
01:20:58Man, I'm happy to see you
01:20:59What's going on here?
01:21:01Whose treasure is this?
01:21:02This book is amazing!
01:21:04The devil is the new Jesus
01:21:05Blue new
01:21:07Devil tears sell better than dipping dots
01:21:10Remy!
01:21:11Your idea worked!
01:21:13Yes!
01:21:14Oh my god, yes!
01:21:16We did it!
01:21:16Woohoo!
01:21:17What are we going to do with all this money?
01:21:21Let's go
01:21:26Let's go
01:21:28Let's go
01:21:30One foot in front of the other
01:21:34I don't really want to be
01:21:36Oblivious
01:21:37Oblivious
01:21:38Where are all the clouds with the silver lining?
01:21:42Have they blown away?
01:21:44Always
01:21:46Always
01:21:48Oh
01:21:50Where are all the clouds with the silver lining?
01:21:51Have they blown away?
01:21:52Oh
01:21:53Where are all the clouds with the silver lining?
01:21:55Have they blown away?
01:21:57All the clouds with the silver lining?
01:22:00Let's go
01:22:03Let's go
01:22:04Let's go
01:22:05Let's go
01:22:06Let's go
01:22:07Let's go
01:22:08Let's go
01:22:09La, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey now my sisters and my brothers, do you really wanna be oblivious, oblivious, where are all the clouds with the silver lining, have they blown away, oh, where are all the clouds with the silver lining, have they blown away.
01:22:39Let me just push this button to get this escalator started up again, thank you, oh yeah, that's right, there's no button, you start walking, so just walk up to the top, yeah, there's no motor gonna help you out here, you're just gonna walk up that escalator, is it something like it's a million miles long, the escalator, a million miles long, that's pretty good, that would be unpleasant, yeah, that'd be real unpleasant, I only made it one story tall, but you're gonna walk it,
01:23:09yeah, you're walking that old story, understood, all 27 steps, all right, here I go, how do you like that, not the best, not the best, I would have preferred if the escalator had been functioning, welcome to hell,
01:23:21hello again, sit down, all right, well, it's just here in the booster seat, yeah, like a baby, you're being punished in the booster seat, it's uncomfortable, I guess, a little bit, just sit there like you're a crying baby, did you need me to cry, there's end of the year evaluations, gotcha, okay, oh, booster seat, why, I'm a man,
01:23:50it's good, throw in a juice box, see something, oh, I wish I had a juice box, they're not getting a juice box, oh, please, just the one, welcome to hell.
01:24:20Be loveless, we all get old, before the dogs get sweet about us, let's rise to the top, before the cause gets put on the brush, get some, get some, get some, get some, get some, get some, get some.
01:24:43Be loveless, we all get old.
01:25:11Before the dongs get sweet about it
01:25:14Let's rise to the top
01:25:17Before the dongs get put on the road
01:25:20Get some, get some, get some, get some
01:25:24Get some, get some, get some
01:25:31Oh, oh, oh
01:25:34Oh, oh, oh
01:25:37Oh, oh, oh
01:25:40Oh, oh, oh
01:25:46Oh, oh, oh
01:25:49Oh, oh, oh
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