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Herbie, the magical Volkswagen Beetle, is passed on to a new owner (Bruce Campbell). Together, they must battle a dastardly racer and his devil-car "Horace", an evil Herbie.

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00:00:00it was a time of love love was everywhere in our homes in the streets even in our cars
00:00:20especially in one little car he was known as herbie he was amazing full of love able to do
00:00:29incredible things he was a daring little car wild willing to try almost anything all for the love of
00:00:37his own Jim Douglas that was then you little piece of worthless junk this is now I don't believe you
00:00:50come on move it come on show me something
00:00:56and bring it up to the rear in number 53 sniping for the third last
00:01:07last that's a first Simon I mean I don't understand I mean this is the Jim Douglas car it's the one you
00:01:26asked for it it's the one that won all those race hey so it's not much of a racing car anymore that's
00:01:33not your fault I should be angry no no at all but you need to do me a favor yeah sure good get rid of
00:01:43it get rid of it just like that now I know I spoke clearly and I know I used proper English since we
00:01:53invented the bloody language yes you did yes we did so remove this heat from my sight now take it to the
00:02:01junkyard
00:02:02well Veronica that was a bit of an embarrassment wasn't it
00:02:15I should be racing formula one again that's all they never proved I sabotaged anything so they had
00:02:22no right to put me down to this ridiculous class of tiny cars it's outrageous I deserve more I need a
00:02:28car that's worthy of me car that wins no matter what rip her hurry up we're going okay end of the road
00:02:38that's right Tim it was a crazy day and it's August motor speedway but the real story Dave in front of the pack was veteran driver get this Rudy Walters Oh Walters oh come on Rudy Walters
00:03:04I used to race circles around guys like Walters I think they called that spinning out hey Hank hey Chuck
00:03:11Roddy here now he's a freeloader I know that and I accepted in him artist installation artist freeloader
00:03:19difference is I've known him since he was a kid and strange as it may seem I trust his judgment he says you need a job I give you a job he says you need a place to stay I give you a place to stay now what you need right now is a big deal
00:03:26kick in the head
00:03:33well maybe now's a good time to stop giving me stuff your job what you've never seen a guy get hollered at before
00:03:41hey if it isn't the wage slave knock it off Roddy
00:03:44now I know the shop is a joke
00:03:45what I'm trying to say Hank I mean I really think this could be something
00:03:47you need a job I said you need a job I give you a job you need a job
00:03:50I give you a job you need a job I need a place to stay I give you a place to stay
00:03:54now what you need right now is a kick in the head
00:03:59maybe now is a good time for you to stop giving me stuff your job
00:04:02What do you've never seen a guy get hollered at before
00:04:03including you, if you must know.
00:04:04I don't have to know that.
00:04:06What I'm trying to say, Hank,
00:04:08I mean, I really think this could be something someday.
00:04:12No, that's where you come in.
00:04:13Come in how?
00:04:20What, you want me to whip up some art?
00:04:22No, no, no.
00:04:23That's Roddy's deal.
00:04:25You, Hank, you're going to enter that.
00:04:28The big fix-off?
00:04:29Chuck, that's tomorrow.
00:04:31Hank, let me lay it out for you.
00:04:33You don't enter, you're fired.
00:04:35Then you're going to be a washed-up mechanic,
00:04:37as well as a washed-up driver.
00:04:40Oh, come on, Chuck, you can't be serious.
00:04:44Oh, I get it.
00:04:46This is one of those tough love things.
00:04:49Right?
00:04:50Okay, you're going to pick your junker
00:04:52in order of your magic lotto number.
00:04:56So, who's got number one?
00:05:00Hey, there he is.
00:05:06Now, you know if you win,
00:05:08you get to keep it.
00:05:09So, pick your junker well.
00:05:11If I win.
00:05:16I don't get it.
00:05:17How can you compete against other mechanics
00:05:19when you're all working on different cars?
00:05:21Number two, where are you?
00:05:23Come get your car.
00:05:24This is a joke, man.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:29Get your car.
00:05:32Number three, come on down and see me.
00:05:35How come no one's picking that one?
00:05:38Because it's a piece of junk, Rod.
00:05:42Number four.
00:05:44Good luck.
00:05:45Number five.
00:05:56You know, this is like when you're a kid
00:05:57and they're picking up sides for kickball.
00:06:00Number six.
00:06:04I was always picked last.
00:06:07I always hated that.
00:06:09Number seven.
00:06:26Here he comes.
00:06:31Pick a winner, pal.
00:06:32I'll take this one.
00:06:45All you said was I had to enter.
00:06:47I like him.
00:06:52He'll get over it.
00:06:54Okay, if everyone's ready,
00:06:57ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:58fix your engine!
00:07:00Okay, little car.
00:07:05Let's see what you got under the hood.
00:07:11Screwdriver.
00:07:30I think he said the distributor.
00:07:43That's what it sounded like.
00:07:44Oh, did it now?
00:07:46Well, the distributor's crack.
00:07:54See?
00:07:55He was right.
00:07:56You're going to be okay.
00:08:06Just need a little help.
00:08:10A little TLC.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:13So, here we go.
00:08:18Let's meet our panel of distinguished judges.
00:08:22First, from Schott's specialty auto,
00:08:24the master of the custom car,
00:08:27Mr. Johnny Schott.
00:08:32Hey, you know me, buds, huh?
00:08:36Crazy.
00:08:37All right, Rod.
00:08:38Secondly, from the Moore family of modified motor works,
00:08:43it's team triple M driver,
00:08:46Mr. Simon Moore, the third.
00:08:56Control yourselves.
00:08:59All right, good.
00:09:00Last judge is also reporting on our little event.
00:09:03You'll be sure to kiss her behind, won't you?
00:09:07From Car and Track magazine,
00:09:10Alex Woodburn.
00:09:21I'm really excited.
00:09:26Know her?
00:09:28Dated her.
00:09:29They wouldn't send a photographer.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39So, Alex,
00:09:40haven't seen me in your magazine for a while.
00:09:44You're working up the wrong skirt, Simon.
00:09:46I just work there.
00:09:47Oh, come on now.
00:09:48Surely you have some sway with your higher-ups.
00:09:51Just because I am no longer racing Formula One,
00:09:54it doesn't mean I am not newsworthy.
00:09:56No.
00:09:57It means your daddy can't buy you everything.
00:09:58Oh, besides,
00:10:01we just ran the issue on jerks
00:10:03that have too much money last month.
00:10:04Oh, I missed it.
00:10:05Yeah, and you could have been the cover.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:11Wait.
00:10:12I know that mechanic.
00:10:16And I know that car.
00:10:18Okay, folks,
00:10:20it's one lap around the track
00:10:22to find out who the best one is.
00:10:25So, without further ado,
00:10:28mechanics,
00:10:29have your junker.
00:10:31Hey, good luck.
00:10:35All right.
00:10:36This is it.
00:10:37Ladies and gentlemen,
00:10:39attempt to start your engines.
00:10:41Come on, car.
00:11:05Whoa!
00:11:06One, two, three!
00:11:22Hey, get those dead cars off the tracks before the others cover out!
00:11:25Get them out of there! Get them out!
00:11:36I'll just see you kick some tailpipe.
00:11:39We could both use a bit of a boost.
00:12:06Well, all right! Let's go!
00:12:15What are you doing now?
00:12:17I swear he's doing it!
00:12:32We have a winner!
00:12:34We got a winner!
00:12:36Number three is the winner!
00:12:48All right!
00:12:49And this year's best and fastest mechanic representing Chuck's Car Shop,
00:12:54in case any of you folks need any car work done,
00:12:57Hank...
00:12:58Cooper.
00:12:59Cooper! Hank Cooper!
00:13:01Well, thanks. This is just so, uh, so big.
00:13:07Really awfully big.
00:13:08I don't know how you did it.
00:13:10Man, did you do it?
00:13:11Come on, we got some judges wanting to meet you.
00:13:13Yeah, gotta meet some judges.
00:13:15Oh, you too, yeah.
00:13:16Well, I've never seen such a tiny car do such huge things, bud.
00:13:20You must be one primo mechanic.
00:13:22We got some things to talk about. I'm gonna give you a call, huh?
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26Come on, Hank. Come on.
00:13:27Uh, Mr. Morris, anything you'd like to say to this year's winner?
00:13:31Uh, no, not really.
00:13:34Except I happen to know your car, and I don't believe what I just saw.
00:13:39Yeah? Well, believe it.
00:13:41As I kind of fixed it, then I went out and drove the snot out of it.
00:13:45Of course, that's probably when you recognize me.
00:13:48I used to drive. Formula One, we used to race together.
00:13:53We used to what together?
00:13:55Race. I drove. Cooper. Hank Cooper.
00:14:00Cooper.
00:14:02Cooper.
00:14:03Nope. Can't place it.
00:14:05Of course, you probably never won against me, did you?
00:14:07Well, no.
00:14:09Ah, well, then there you have it.
00:14:10You see, I make it a point never to remember the names of those that I've trounced.
00:14:14Keeps my mind clear for winning and all that.
00:14:17But hey, look at you.
00:14:20You found something you're good at.
00:14:22Come on, Hank. There's another judge. I know she wants to meet you.
00:14:27Now, don't tell me you don't remember me.
00:14:30Sure, I remember you.
00:14:32The love of my life.
00:14:34Or was it just a month?
00:14:36All I know is your car shouldn't be able to do what it did.
00:14:40Then again, it did it, so...
00:14:42I don't know what's going on.
00:14:45Thanks for coming, folks. And please, drive safely.
00:14:52Hey, ladies. Nice car.
00:14:59Thanks.
00:15:04So...
00:15:05I want to ask you something.
00:15:07As long as it's not about us.
00:15:09No. It's about how come nobody believes I drove this stupid car one stupid lap around a track.
00:15:16Because you started that lap with a standing start wheelie.
00:15:19Which, given the horsepower to weight ratio of a car, is impossible.
00:15:24Well, sure it's impossible. Stock.
00:15:28But this car's been sort of improved, and I can drive if you remember.
00:15:34Hmm. I remember you quit driving.
00:15:40Well, somebody did that wheelie.
00:15:43This better be good. And fast.
00:15:49Well, we can't do it here. We need more room.
00:15:54Now, if nothing amazing happens, I don't have to give that back to you. I... I kind of dig it now.
00:16:00I just want to know what I saw is real.
00:16:30I see you all the way.
00:16:31I can't even see.
00:16:32Let's get here.
00:16:33Let's go.
00:16:34Let's go.
00:16:36I've got to go.
00:16:37Look at this.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:39I've got to go.
00:16:40Let's go.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:44Let's go.
00:16:46Let's go.
00:16:47I've got to go.
00:16:48Let's go.
00:16:49No, no, I didn't see any of the day.
00:17:17That's not cool, you're back.
00:17:36That's great. Excellent.
00:17:40When did you ring it to do that?
00:17:42I didn't.
00:17:47No!
00:17:51How can that car do those things?
00:17:56I'm asking you.
00:17:59Okay, you can knock it off now.
00:18:08Yeah, I'd love to, believe me, I really would, but I can't seem to stop this thing.
00:18:13Don't give me that, Cooper.
00:18:16Whoa!
00:18:17Hey, what's going on here?
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:25Danger road?
00:18:27Whoa!
00:18:28You could've killed us, Cooper!
00:18:33Alex, easy, easy, Alex, wait a minute.
00:18:35Now open this door!
00:18:36Open it!
00:18:37I'm not keeping it closed!
00:18:38Yeah, right.
00:18:39Alex!
00:18:40Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, stop.
00:18:42Obviously, we can just roll the windows down and crawl out.
00:18:45So let's just calm down.
00:18:49All right.
00:18:51And while we're being calm, why don't we talk about us?
00:18:56You didn't want to talk about us.
00:19:00Changed my mind.
00:19:01So why are we here while you decided not to go out with me anymore?
00:19:05Please.
00:19:06You know, I'll bet I can get this open.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11Stuck.
00:19:12Why?
00:19:13I mean, it didn't bug me much.
00:19:14I moved on with my life.
00:19:15I'd just like to know why.
00:19:22All right.
00:19:24I didn't want to go out anymore because all you could talk about was racing.
00:19:31That's it?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:34But you said you loved racing.
00:19:35You couldn't get enough of racing.
00:19:36Hell, you were a race driver.
00:19:39Let me give you a little dating tip.
00:19:41Never blow off women who show an interest in what you do.
00:19:43And interest?
00:19:44Now, wait a minute.
00:19:45You brought up every crash I had, every blown engine, every mischief.
00:19:49You threw my entire failed career at me.
00:19:51Well, I'm sorry.
00:19:53But you did basically wipe out every car you drove.
00:19:56Three years in the circuit and you finished in what?
00:19:57Five races?
00:19:59I thought it was kind of funny.
00:20:00Oh, really?
00:20:02Well, let me give you a little dating tip.
00:20:04Don't tell a guy his life's ambition is funny.
00:20:07Well, I liked you.
00:20:08Yeah, well, I liked you too.
00:20:09So there.
00:20:10What are you doing?
00:20:11Looking for the ejector seat.
00:20:13Well, Veronica, it may have looked like flirting, but try to remember her father owns most of France.
00:20:28Yes, that's right.
00:20:29The country.
00:20:30No, no, no.
00:20:31I'm not mad.
00:20:32Not at all.
00:20:33Yes, I realize it's a problem.
00:20:34Mm-hmm.
00:20:35Well, of course I'll work on it.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Fine.
00:20:38Love you too.
00:20:39Find out who that one is.
00:20:40Mm-hmm.
00:20:41Now, more importantly, where is it?
00:20:42Where's what?
00:20:43The little car you got rid of.
00:20:44The one that won that fix it contest.
00:20:45I thought you hated that car.
00:20:46Well, yes, but I saw it do some rather amazing things.
00:20:48Things it didn't seem to do when I had it.
00:20:49Now, I know cars, and I know what they can and can't do.
00:20:50Yet, for some reason, this car can do whatever it wants.
00:20:51And I want to know why.
00:20:52So find out the location of its garage.
00:20:53It had some idiots named Chexer.
00:20:54Chucks.
00:20:55Chucks.
00:20:56Find it.
00:20:57Hey, hey!
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Hey.
00:21:00Have you missed it?
00:21:01How did you stay in the car?
00:21:02I didn't know.
00:21:03I did not know what the car was.
00:21:04I thought you hated that car.
00:21:05Well, yes, but I saw it do some rather amazing things.
00:21:06Things it didn't seem to do when I had it.
00:21:08Now, I know cars, and I know what they can and can't do.
00:21:11Yet, for some reason, this car can do whatever it wants.
00:21:13And I want to know why.
00:21:14So, find out the location of its garage.
00:21:16It had some idiots named Chexer.
00:21:19Chucks.
00:21:20Chucks.
00:21:21Find it.
00:21:22Hey.
00:21:23Hey.
00:21:24Come on!
00:21:29I want to show you something.
00:21:30Look at this.
00:21:31You did it.
00:21:36Hey, Hank, it's just great.
00:21:39We can't handle all the work.
00:21:40They can't handle any work.
00:21:42But, Hank, the point is you did it.
00:21:43You brought honor to our humble shop.
00:21:45Congratulations, Hank.
00:21:47You guys look good out there.
00:21:49You guys?
00:21:50Yeah, you guys.
00:21:52You and especially that little car.
00:21:56Since when did you start liking cars?
00:21:58Don't.
00:21:59I like this one, though.
00:22:01Besides, I think he digs it here.
00:22:03Oh, really?
00:22:04Did he tell you that?
00:22:07In so many words.
00:22:09Oh, yeah, Hank, I'm going to give you a raise.
00:22:11Chuck, you don't have to do that.
00:22:12I know I don't have to do it.
00:22:14But now that I got you motivated, I don't want to lose you just yet.
00:22:16Lose me to what?
00:22:18Well, uh, remember that guy with the space car yesterday?
00:22:22Yeah?
00:22:23Well, he's putting together a new racing team.
00:22:26You know?
00:22:27I mean, new car, new drivers.
00:22:28I mean, the whole works.
00:22:29And, uh, well, he called, and he was going to offer you a job driving.
00:22:32He is?
00:22:33Well, I told him no.
00:22:34You did?
00:22:35Well, I said you'd think about it.
00:22:37That way I could give you a raise, and then you could turn him down.
00:22:41Great.
00:22:42Another job offer for Hank.
00:22:44Chuck?
00:22:45Uh, Alex from Car and Track?
00:22:49I thought she hated you.
00:22:51Well, I guess you had a change of heart.
00:22:57You know, I'm learning a very weird lesson here.
00:23:00What's that?
00:23:02Everybody loves a quitter.
00:23:04Hello again.
00:23:06Hello again yourself.
00:23:09Yes.
00:23:10Yes.
00:23:11Uh, don't mind my garage mate.
00:23:12It's his big opening tonight.
00:23:13No, no, no.
00:23:14No, no, no.
00:23:15And, uh, if it's alright, I sort of promised him that we'd stop by.
00:23:18Perfect.
00:23:19Sure.
00:23:20Hi.
00:23:21Hi.
00:23:22This is kind of embarrassing, but I just haven't been able to stop thinking about this car.
00:23:28I mean, I'm the last person to get obsessed about anything.
00:23:32But I'm even thinking my magazine could do a piece on it.
00:23:35Cars that shouldn't be able to do wheelies, but do them anyway.
00:23:39Or the little car that could.
00:23:41Or, uh...
00:23:43Well, I just think it's very interesting.
00:23:46An article on Herbie.
00:23:47I like it.
00:23:48His name's Herbie.
00:23:49I like that.
00:23:50I like how the crazy artist knows the car has a name.
00:23:53Go ahead.
00:23:54Ask him.
00:23:55How do you know?
00:23:56He told me.
00:23:57And it's inscribed on a plate under his hood.
00:23:58I'm not deranged, you know.
00:23:59No, no.
00:24:00Of course not.
00:24:01Come on, Alex.
00:24:02Let's go.
00:24:03Well, aren't we going to take Herbie?
00:24:04Oh, yeah.
00:24:05He needs to get out too, Hank.
00:24:06Now, wait a minute.
00:24:07Hold it.
00:24:08It's a car, okay?
00:24:09It's not going to get mad if we don't invite it to join us.
00:24:11He's not going to be mad, but he is going to be a little hurt.
00:24:16He likes you, Hank.
00:24:18He thinks you're real special.
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:24That's very nice.
00:24:26Thanks.
00:24:27Now I'm talking to the car.
00:24:29That's right!
00:24:30Because he's alive and he's got, uh...
00:24:32Do you remember feelings?
00:24:33Uh-huh.
00:24:34Well, if that's true, then I'm sure the car shares my feelings,
00:24:36that you've gone a little psychotic.
00:24:37Oh.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Yeah?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41I'm talking to you.
00:24:42He's sensitive!
00:24:43No soul!
00:24:44No heart!
00:24:45It's a new comb.
00:24:46Did you hear that?
00:24:47Hey!
00:24:48Did you guys just see that?
00:24:50Well, we can, uh...
00:24:51We can just take my car.
00:24:53I mean, it's no...
00:24:54Herbie.
00:24:55No, it's a Porsche.
00:24:56Let's go.
00:24:57Roddy, we'll see you at the show.
00:24:59Bye.
00:25:04The belt doesn't match the pants, Hank.
00:25:06He doesn't mean that he'll come around.
00:25:25You know what?
00:25:27You come with me.
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah, you're...
00:25:30You're definitely coming with me.
00:25:48Uh, thanks for picking up dinner, by the way.
00:25:50Well, thank the magazine.
00:25:51You actually qualify as a write-off.
00:25:52Well, still after yesterday, I wasn't sure if you'd want to see me again.
00:25:57Everyone deserves a second chance.
00:25:59Of course, you're on your fifth or sixth, but hey, who's counting?
00:26:03So, which one's Roddy's?
00:26:05Oh, you'll know.
00:26:13Would you excuse me for just a moment?
00:26:19Guys, no.
00:26:22Hank, you did make it.
00:26:24Yeah, sure did.
00:26:25Just a quick question, huh?
00:26:28What is the car doing here?
00:26:29I told you he needed to get out.
00:26:31And look, he's perfect for this.
00:26:34I thought you liked the car.
00:26:36I...
00:26:37I love Herbie.
00:26:38He's artistic counterpoint to make these awful things more tolerable.
00:26:42I mean, come on, man.
00:26:44Irony.
00:26:45It's the 90s, Hank Floyd.
00:26:47Excuse me.
00:26:48It's what had to be said for him.
00:26:51All I can say is, thank you.
00:26:59It had to be said.
00:27:00What had to be said?
00:27:01What had to be said?
00:27:02What...
00:27:03You asked to believe them?
00:27:04It says what it said.
00:27:05It said what?
00:27:06I don't hear anything.
00:27:07Say what?
00:27:08What does it say?
00:27:09Hey, you know, he looks pretty good here.
00:27:10Moron.
00:27:11Bumper in Beret magazine.
00:27:12Oh.
00:27:13Oh, okay.
00:27:15So you rigged him to respond to voices.
00:27:16Very clever.
00:27:17I didn't rig him to do anything.
00:27:19I just drove him here and parked.
00:27:21Do you mind if we go upstairs?
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:24You're welcome.
00:27:25I'm sorry, but I just had to get out of it.
00:27:26I mean, sure, Roddy's one of my best friends, but sometimes he really bugs me.
00:27:39Are you sure it's him?
00:27:40Not Kirby?
00:27:41No, I want a car.
00:27:42Bug me.
00:27:43Well, maybe he gets too much attention.
00:27:46We don't have to be so observant, you know.
00:27:48We can just chit-chat.
00:27:49Sure.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:51Can we talk about racing?
00:27:52Yeah, we can.
00:27:53He has took the little car.
00:28:23Then I was in a band, Spew Bucket.
00:28:46We rocked maybe a little too hard.
00:28:50Then I was in Mom & Chance, MU.
00:28:53Enough said there.
00:28:55Then I got into installations.
00:29:02Can I help you with something?
00:29:05Well, you can begin by pointing out the genius behind this masterpiece.
00:29:11Seriously, congratulations.
00:29:13You have a true sense of clutter.
00:29:18You're the judge from that contest, right?
00:29:21Want a little fix-it thingy?
00:29:22Do you mind if I have a closer look?
00:29:23No.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Sure, whatever.
00:29:27I got to say, Cooper, I'm loving this.
00:29:37I mean, you know me.
00:29:38Obviously, I love cars.
00:29:40But this is weird.
00:29:42I've seen driven or taken apart practically every car there is.
00:29:45From Duesenbergs to Hugo's to Formula One Ferraris.
00:29:48And yet, I can't stop thinking about that little bug.
00:29:53And his owner.
00:29:54Oh, yeah.
00:29:55As long as I'm in there somewhere, sure.
00:29:58I was right, wasn't I?
00:30:01You're jealous of him, aren't you?
00:30:04Well, yeah, okay.
00:30:07I'm a little tired of people being more interested in it than me, yeah.
00:30:11Face it, Hank.
00:30:13You have a very interesting car.
00:30:15Oh, well, I feel all better now.
00:30:17Well, why can't you accept that Herbie's, you know, special?
00:30:20Because Herbie is an it and it's a car.
00:30:22That does wheelies.
00:30:23Oh, yeah, of course.
00:30:24I had nothing to do with it.
00:30:25That can jack itself up and down.
00:30:26Yeah, sure.
00:30:27We all know Hank can't drive.
00:30:28He can go over 100 miles an hour on four cylinders.
00:30:29Oh, yeah.
00:30:30All Hank can do is crash.
00:30:31Well, he's an amazing little car.
00:30:32Here's a little bit of information you might want to absorb.
00:30:34When something good comes your way, you should try to appreciate it, okay?
00:30:39Is this still about the car, or am I getting another dating tip?
00:30:43I don't know.
00:30:44Maybe both.
00:30:45Uh, uh, look.
00:30:47What?
00:30:48Hold that.
00:30:49Move.
00:30:50Please.
00:30:51Run it.
00:30:52No, no, you'll be criticized if I can't explore it.
00:30:53Installations these days are supposed to be interactive.
00:30:54I'll deal with the critics.
00:30:55Just get out of there.
00:30:56Get out of...
00:30:57Get...
00:30:58You know, I...
00:30:59Hank?
00:31:00Hank?
00:31:01Hank?
00:31:02They're supposed to be interactive.
00:31:04I'll deal with the critics.
00:31:05Just get out of there.
00:31:07Get out of there.
00:31:09Get.
00:31:14You know, I, Hank?
00:31:32All right, that's it.
00:31:37Whoa.
00:31:38Well, well, Cooper.
00:31:40Cooper, isn't it?
00:31:41Yeah, you know exactly who I am.
00:31:42What are you doing in my car, pal?
00:31:44Honestly?
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46Well, I've been trying to see how it's been modified,
00:31:47because it couldn't have done what I've seen it do,
00:31:49especially given its driver.
00:31:51Oh, really?
00:31:52Yeah, really.
00:31:53Let's talk about driving you and me.
00:31:54Yeah, how about it, huh?
00:31:55Oh, I am terrified.
00:31:56Yeah, you should be, pal.
00:31:57Perified, yeah, come on.
00:31:58Let's drive.
00:31:59I've got five speeds for you, pal.
00:32:00Yeah, how you thinking?
00:32:01Yeah, right.
00:32:02Oh, I am quaking in my boots.
00:32:03Oh!
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:06Oh!
00:32:07Oh!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:09Oh!
00:32:21You know what?
00:32:22You're out of here.
00:32:23Let's go.
00:32:24Fine, fine, fine.
00:32:25I've got what I need.
00:32:27Oh, somebody never knows my job.
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:30Oh!
00:32:31Incredible.
00:32:34Hey, the one of this piece here, I think,
00:32:36is sort of a difference since the early days we are...
00:32:38Rupert, get to the airport.
00:32:40You must locate a German engineer by the name of Stumpfel.
00:32:43No, I don't know where.
00:32:45That's your job with your little high-tech gadgets.
00:32:47Just find them and bring them to me.
00:32:49Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:32:50What did I miss?
00:32:51I found him.
00:33:05I found him.
00:33:08Of course you did.
00:33:09But I specifically told you to go to Germany and get him.
00:33:13He doesn't live in Germany.
00:33:15He lives in Pomona.
00:33:17Pomona?
00:33:18But that's right here.
00:33:19And so, I got him.
00:33:26Presenting Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:33:34Dr Stumpfel?
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:36That's me.
00:33:41Of course it is.
00:33:42Of course it is.
00:33:44Please, please.
00:33:45Come in.
00:33:46Come in.
00:33:47Sit down.
00:33:48We must talk.
00:33:49We must talk.
00:33:50I have so many questions for you.
00:33:51So very, very many.
00:33:52Well, it was much easier then.
00:33:55Over 50 years ago, I was employed by my government to develop what was to be the simplest of cars.
00:34:04Simple to drive.
00:34:05Even easier to maintain.
00:34:07A people's car, we came to call it.
00:34:11And so it was just the cutest little thing.
00:34:16But after the war, the American military heard about our work.
00:34:21And they insisted I come over here to discuss it with them.
00:34:25So, I came.
00:34:28I didn't know.
00:34:30I was young.
00:34:32And they kept me for days.
00:34:34They were so insistent, so loud, so...
00:34:38American?
00:34:39Yeah, I know.
00:34:40Please, come in.
00:34:41Well, they wanted me to tell them all about the car we had made.
00:34:47We want you to tell us all about this car you've made.
00:34:50Oh, well...
00:34:51So, I told them about my work.
00:34:54And they revealed they wanted me to build them their own car.
00:34:58We want you to build us our own car.
00:35:00But they seem to have confused my people's car with some sort of fantastic car that was a people.
00:35:09They had this crazy thought that my car was somehow alive.
00:35:13And they wanted such a car for themselves.
00:35:17We want one for ourselves.
00:35:19I took them seriously.
00:35:20I didn't know.
00:35:21I was young.
00:35:22So, I worked.
00:35:24I attempted to fabricate a car that didn't exist, but that they thought I had already made.
00:35:31I stalled for years while I toiled.
00:35:34Until they realized the design of the car did not matter.
00:35:39Only the metal that it was made from.
00:35:42So, I tried every alloy, every amalgam, every conceivable compound.
00:35:48Then, one day, an accident happened.
00:35:57My most prized possession.
00:36:00A photo of my beloved Elsa fell into the mix.
00:36:04Now, I realize this is not very scientific, but I believe that the powerful feelings I had for her
00:36:13were somehow transmogrified into the metal itself, making it possible to create a living car.
00:36:21But, I knew that he would be used for evil.
00:36:25So, I decided to hide him.
00:36:28Now, listen you.
00:36:29We want this living car!
00:36:31I told them I had failed.
00:36:34Once they were convinced, I snuck the little car out and set him free.
00:36:40Later, I learned that he had found a good home with a man named Douglas,
00:36:44and that he had been racing to great success.
00:36:48So, that's the secret?
00:36:51Amazing.
00:36:55Doctor, how would you like the chance to create another?
00:37:04Another little car?
00:37:07Of course, but...
00:37:09But it would be impossible.
00:37:10I don't have the facilities, you see.
00:37:12Please, feel free to use mine.
00:37:15No, you don't understand.
00:37:17I would need the ability to forge steel, to fabricate sheet metal at will.
00:37:22I would need the manufacturing capability of a severe nature.
00:37:52It's severe enough for you, Doctor.
00:37:55I would need a fragment of the original metal from the little car himself.
00:37:58Well, I don't suppose this would do.
00:37:59It was original.
00:38:00It was a gift.
00:38:01Ha!
00:38:02Ha!
00:38:03Ha!
00:38:04Ha!
00:38:05Ha!
00:38:06Ha!
00:38:07Ha!
00:38:08Ha!
00:38:09Ha!
00:38:10Ha!
00:38:11Ha!
00:38:12Ha!
00:38:13Ha!
00:38:14Ha!
00:38:15Ha!
00:38:16Ha!
00:38:18Ha!
00:38:19Ha!
00:38:20Ha!
00:38:22But there's still one thing.
00:38:23Perhaps you would have something of your own to enhance the mixture.
00:38:29to enhance the mixture.
00:38:31Uh...
00:38:33A framed photo of someone you love?
00:38:38Someone I love.
00:38:41Yes, of course.
00:38:42Rupert, get that photograph of that person that I love so much.
00:38:45Now, Rupert.
00:38:49Doctor, you'll have that and more.
00:38:50Now, can you build the car or not?
00:38:56Good.
00:38:59I think I can.
00:39:09Rupert, you didn't actually have to go and...
00:39:15Well, maybe we could sneak that into the mix somehow, eh, Rupert?
00:39:22In fact...
00:39:24perhaps we could sneak quite a bit into the mix.
00:39:28Rupert, wake up my engineers.
00:39:30They've got work to do.
00:39:32If those other fools think their little car so lovingly special,
00:39:35they see mine.
00:39:37Well, I don't know.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:39It wasn't there last night after the show, either.
00:39:40Well, how'd you get home?
00:39:41I don't know.
00:39:42I don't know.
00:39:43I don't know.
00:39:44It wasn't there last night after the show, either.
00:39:48Well, how'd you get home?
00:39:49Herbie drove.
00:39:50Yeah, look, uh...
00:39:51I really wanted to see the little car do its tricks.
00:39:52Maybe I should come back later.
00:39:53Ah, Donny, forget about the little car.
00:39:54I'm not gonna be racing, and I'm gonna be driving your cars.
00:39:55Drive?
00:39:56You said you were gonna drive anyway.
00:39:57Well, Chuck told me that you're putting together a racing team,
00:40:00and, uh, you don't know.
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:02You know, he wasn't there last night after the show, either.
00:40:04Well, how'd you get home?
00:40:06Herbie drove.
00:40:07Yeah, look, uh...
00:40:09I really wanted to see the little car do its tricks.
00:40:12Maybe I should come back later.
00:40:13Ah, Donny, forget about the little car.
00:40:15I'm not gonna be racing, and I'm gonna be driving your cars.
00:40:18Drive?
00:40:19You said you were gonna drive anyway.
00:40:23Well, Chuck told me that you're putting together a racing team,
00:40:26and, uh, you need a driver, so I'm your guy.
00:40:30I've got plenty of drivers, son.
00:40:32What I need is a funny little joke car to entertain the line at the smack bar.
00:40:37You're just the mechanic.
00:40:43Oh.
00:40:44Well, then you can take your little snack bar and shove it.
00:40:53Donny.
00:41:02Hey, Hank.
00:41:04For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
00:41:06Yeah, well, it would've come out eventually.
00:41:09But how come nobody can get it straight that I am the reason this stupid little car does what it does?
00:41:16Hank, Herbie does what he does for you, not because of you.
00:41:20Okay?
00:41:21Oh, I see.
00:41:22So I'm just a bystander, and the car is doing me favors.
00:41:25Well, let me ask you a question.
00:41:27If the car doesn't need a key, then how come it wouldn't start for little old me?
00:41:31Herbie didn't want to be a clown.
00:41:33I mean, he's got pride, too, you know.
00:41:36Oh, I like that.
00:41:38Now the car's got pride.
00:41:41Well, you know what?
00:41:44So do I.
00:41:46And I am out of here.
00:41:48Out of here where, Hank?
00:41:49I don't know, and I don't care.
00:41:51Anywhere there isn't some stupid little car taking credit for everything I do.
00:41:57But I have to get to the car.
00:41:58It doesn't mean what he says.
00:42:02I know.
00:42:03I know.
00:42:04But he'll be back.
00:42:05In the meantime, you're just gonna have to be the bigger man here, Herb.
00:42:10I know, I know, but he'll be back.
00:42:16In the meantime, you're just going to have to be the bigger man here, Herb.
00:42:22Yeah, well, I think you'll find all men are that way. It's not just me.
00:42:28We have a serious problem.
00:42:31What's happened?
00:42:32Something got into the mix. Something wrong.
00:42:35So, did you build it?
00:42:36Yes, but something is horribly wrong.
00:42:40So you said. Now show it to me.
00:43:06We must destroy it.
00:43:16You'll do no such thing.
00:43:17He's beautiful.
00:43:24It's amazing.
00:43:27He certainly is.
00:43:29And now I'm beginning to think it would be best to eliminate the competition.
00:43:43Eliminate?
00:43:46I can do that.
00:43:47Good.
00:43:49Do you want to come along?
00:43:51No, no, no, no. I shouldn't be there.
00:43:53I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:43:55Uh, what about, uh, Dr. Stumpforn?
00:44:04Hasn't got a clue.
00:44:06Cut him loose.
00:44:07He's gone.
00:44:23I told him you'd come back, but I guess he couldn't wait.
00:44:29Roddy, how could somebody take him without a key?
00:44:34Nobody took him.
00:44:38Okay.
00:44:40So, what you're saying is that, uh, Herbie went out looking for me?
00:44:47Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:44:49I know you think I'm whacked out, Hank.
00:44:58But this is real.
00:45:00Think about it.
00:45:01The wheelies.
00:45:03The locked doors.
00:45:05Heck, driving me home last night.
00:45:09Think about it, Hank.
00:45:14He's alive.
00:45:16Nobody would believe I made the car do what it did
00:45:27because he did it.
00:45:34He is alive, isn't he?
00:45:57I've got to find him.
00:45:58He's alive, isn't he?
00:45:59He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:00He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:00He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:01He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:02He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:03He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:04He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:05He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:06He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:07He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:08He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:09He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:10He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:11He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:12He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:13He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:14He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:15He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:16He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:17He's alive, isn't he?
00:46:18He's alive, isn't he?
00:47:49It's the end of the room?
00:47:52It's the end of the room.
00:48:22Herb?
00:48:26Herbie!
00:48:28Herbie!
00:48:30Herbie?
00:48:44Herbie!
00:48:50Herbie!
00:48:56Herbie!
00:49:00Herbie!
00:49:02Herbie!
00:49:06Herbie!
00:49:12Herbie!
00:49:14What did I do to you?
00:49:24It'll be okay.
00:49:28We'll fix you up.
00:49:30Hang in there, Herb.
00:49:36Hang on, buddy.
00:49:38Hang on, buddy.
00:49:40Hang on, buddy.
00:49:42Hang on, buddy.
00:49:44Hang on.
00:49:48Hang on, buddy.
00:49:50Hang on, buddy.
00:49:52Hang on.
00:49:54Hang on, buddy.
00:50:00Hang on, buddy.
00:50:02Hang on, buddy.
00:50:04Hang on, buddy.
00:50:12Hang on, buddy.
00:50:14Hang on, buddy.
00:50:16Hang on, buddy.
00:50:26Hang on, buddy.
00:50:28Hang on, buddy.
00:50:30Hang on, buddy.
00:50:32Hang on, buddy.
00:50:34Hang on, buddy.
00:50:36¶¶
00:51:05¶¶
00:51:18I'm Jim Douglas. I...
00:51:20I was a friend of Herbie's.
00:51:23I think we need to talk.
00:51:26You mind if I take a look?
00:51:35It's worse than you think.
00:51:38Well, don't worry. I've seen pretty bad.
00:51:42Oh, Herbie.
00:51:52Oh, my little car.
00:51:56I'm sorry, but if you used to own Herbie, then...
00:52:01He built the car 30 years ago.
00:52:05Well, nice job, because, uh, he's amazing.
00:52:11Well, he was.
00:52:18And we'll be again.
00:52:20That'll be a good track.
00:52:22He's pretty far gone, Mr. Douglas.
00:52:24All we need is a computerized metalworks factory...
00:52:27...with total parts replication facilities.
00:52:30Yeah, well, that's fine, but all we have is Chuck's.
00:52:33Sorry, Chuck.
00:52:36But what are we even talking about?
00:52:41We're gonna rebuild him.
00:52:43I've got a parts house that delivers.
00:52:54No.
00:52:55Unless we make the new car entirely from the old, it won't be Herbie.
00:53:00Oh, yeah.
00:53:01Any non-original parts...
00:53:03...will cause him to lose his white glasses.
00:53:08So what are you saying?
00:53:09That we have to reshape these actual parts?
00:53:13That's right.
00:53:19We know a place that makes cars from scratch.
00:53:21I mean, they're stupid cars, but the shop has every kind of metalworking rig there is.
00:53:25That would help, right?
00:53:26Of course.
00:53:28But, Hank, he hates your guts.
00:53:32Yeah, I know that, but I gotta try something.
00:53:35Well, now, it didn't work that fast cost mucho, bud.
00:53:40Especially for guys who make me mad.
00:53:43Serious mucho.
00:53:44Get it?
00:53:45I get it.
00:53:46Look.
00:53:47I got some money.
00:53:48That's your racing money.
00:53:49You were gonna buy...
00:53:50I know what I was gonna do, Roddy.
00:53:52So, are you in?
00:53:57If you're paying, I'm playing.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:00I'll load up the pieces.
00:54:01You can start right away.
00:54:04Hey, look.
00:54:05I'm sorry about your cars, too.
00:54:06Maybe tomorrow.
00:54:07No charge.
00:54:08We're doing something important here.
00:54:12Well, at least I think it's important.
00:54:29There you go.
00:54:31So, what was he like when you knew him?
00:54:46Oh, he was...
00:54:48He was everything we'd like ourselves to be.
00:54:51Loyal.
00:54:52Giving.
00:54:53Pure.
00:54:54Well, I wish I had that figured out before this happened.
00:54:59Ah, he'd understand.
00:55:01That's probably what he's best at, understanding.
00:55:04That and soaking up the personality of his owner,
00:55:08then giving it back to him.
00:55:11I'm not exactly following you.
00:55:14Well, he, uh...
00:55:16He becomes like his owner.
00:55:18And then helps them get what they need.
00:55:21So...
00:55:23It wasn't Herbie that whipped out to that secluded spot
00:55:26and locked the doors and all that.
00:55:27It was you.
00:55:28Trying to get me alone.
00:55:30Me?
00:55:31No.
00:55:32It was the car.
00:55:33Herbie did that to me, too.
00:55:36So, I'm at my wine.
00:55:44Just give me a wrench, will ya?
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46Hey, you didn't eat your fish, witch.
00:55:57Yeah, well, I'll get to it later.
00:56:00Special delivery.
00:56:01Oh, hey, great.
00:56:02Just, uh, put it in place.
00:56:08Looks like you're making some progress.
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:12I'll get your money now.
00:56:13Uh-uh.
00:56:16Why don't you get it to me later?
00:56:20You serious?
00:56:23I never joke about money, bud.
00:56:26Yeah, I'll get that.
00:56:33So, what time tomorrow?
00:56:38He's still at it.
00:56:42Won't stop.
00:56:46Hank?
00:56:47Is there anything we can do?
00:56:48Nope.
00:56:49Oh, my boy.
00:56:50But you mustn't give up.
00:56:51Oh, I'm not giving up.
00:56:53I'm finished.
00:56:55I think you all know Herbie.
00:56:56Herbie?
00:56:57I think you all know Herbie.
00:57:01Herbie?
00:57:02So?
00:57:03Is he the same car?
00:57:04Well, I don't know.
00:57:05Um...
00:57:06The stupid part is...
00:57:07You're the same car.
00:57:08You're the same car.
00:57:09Oh, my boy.
00:57:10You mustn't give up.
00:57:11Oh, my boy.
00:57:12You mustn't give up.
00:57:13Oh, I'm not giving up.
00:57:15I'm finished.
00:57:16I think you all know Herbie.
00:57:23Herbie?
00:57:25So?
00:57:26Is he the same car?
00:57:28Well, I don't know.
00:57:29Um...
00:57:31The stupid part is...
00:57:32We don't even have a key to find out.
00:57:36I, uh...
00:57:38Always kept a spare.
00:57:41Just for love.
00:57:44Oh, no, thank you.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:52The honor is yours.
00:58:05The honor is yours.
00:58:33But...
00:58:36Is it...
00:58:37Him?
00:58:44Herbie?
00:58:58Good boy.
00:59:05Good boy.
00:59:10Does he need some kind of service?
00:59:11Get a mechanic in here, Rupert.
00:59:13He's tired of being cooked up in here.
00:59:14He needs some exercise.
00:59:17Of course, of course.
00:59:18A machine of this caliber needs to be run.
00:59:19And run hard.
00:59:21Get my driving gloves.
00:59:23Now!
00:59:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:59:26Take it easy there, my little friend.
00:59:28Take it easy.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:39Well...
00:59:41Pal, I...
00:59:43I think you're in the hands of some real fine people here.
00:59:47All righty.
00:59:49And yes.
00:59:50Yes, they do look good together.
00:59:57It's been great, Herbie.
00:59:59I'll see you around.
01:00:02Jim?
01:00:04Um...
01:00:05What are you doing?
01:00:07It's time for me to go.
01:00:09But what if we need your help?
01:00:11If you have any other questions, ask Herbie.
01:00:14He'll know.
01:00:21So you think it's true?
01:00:23What?
01:00:24That Herbie has all the answers?
01:00:26No.
01:00:28That he's trying to bring us back together.
01:00:30Because I've...
01:00:32That's crazy.
01:00:33You bet it is.
01:00:35Well, I'm just gonna get some more coffee.
01:00:37Yeah, I gotta clean up around here, too.
01:00:39I...
01:00:49Well, if you are gunning for us, pal,
01:00:52you got your work cut out for you.
01:01:00Slow down a bit.
01:01:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:06Just where exactly are we...
01:01:13Going.
01:01:18Yes, yes, I see.
01:01:19I see.
01:01:20Settle down.
01:01:21Settle down.
01:01:22Look.
01:01:23Look.
01:01:24I won't have any more of this.
01:01:26Stay put.
01:01:30I'll be right back.
01:01:32I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
01:01:35Hey, Doc.
01:01:38When was the first time you knew he was special?
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44From the very beginning.
01:01:46He spoke to me.
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:49He spoke to me, too, Doc.
01:01:50Me?
01:01:51Hey.
01:01:52Hey.
01:01:53Hey, Herbie.
01:01:59Doc?
01:02:02Doc, where are you going?
01:02:04I must learn the blueprints.
01:02:06The blueprints to what?
01:02:08To the little car.
01:02:10I did something horrible.
01:02:12I must make amends.
01:02:14No, there cannot be another one.
01:02:16Another Herbie?
01:02:17No, that's impossible, dear.
01:02:19Not only is it possible.
01:02:21It has already happened.
01:02:25Knock, knock.
01:02:26Knock.
01:02:35So, this is the home of the nice people's car.
01:02:41What a perfectly ridiculous dump.
01:02:45I've come to offer you a chance to redeem yourself, Cooper.
01:02:48Redeem myself how?
01:02:50By racing again.
01:02:52Against my little car.
01:02:57Your little car?
01:03:00And that's why I'm proposing the following stakes for our little race.
01:03:04The winner takes home both cars.
01:03:08To do with what he wants.
01:03:10Now then, shall we say tomorrow little cars at dawn?
01:03:15You make it sound like a duel.
01:03:24That's exactly what it is.
01:03:29And may the best car win.
01:03:31When?
01:03:51Okay, so where is this jerk?
01:03:53Maybe it's second thoughts.
01:03:54I don't think so.
01:03:56I don't think so.
01:04:21Good morning!
01:04:23Ready to lose?
01:04:25Huh?
01:04:26I see these two know each other.
01:04:32It's all right, Herbie.
01:04:33It's okay, easy.
01:04:34We're here.
01:04:36Where'd he get that car?
01:04:38That's what the doctor meant.
01:04:40He said there was another Herbie.
01:04:42Do you mind?
01:04:44It's not another Herbie.
01:04:45His name's Horace.
01:04:47And he's a vast improvement on your car.
01:04:49Just curb your violence.
01:04:52That's not what this is about.
01:04:54Yet.
01:04:56Now, the finish line is 20 miles through that pass I've arranged for the private use of this road,
01:05:01so you will see neither other cars nor radar-wielding authority figures.
01:05:05You need only worry about me.
01:05:07There's no rules, of course, other than the loser loses his vehicle.
01:05:11And I am so looking forward to owning you, Herbie.
01:05:22Horace is gonna have such fun with him.
01:05:24Are we gonna race here or what?
01:05:25Oh, yeah, we're gonna race all right.
01:05:28Ugh, this is such a guy thing.
01:05:31Doesn't somebody need to wave a flag or do a countdown or something?
01:05:39I didn't actually mean me.
01:05:41See you at the finish line, Cooper?
01:05:43Don't be too long.
01:05:45Rupert?
01:05:47Let's get this over with.
01:05:49Okay, gang.
01:05:52Saddle up.
01:05:54Okay, boys.
01:05:56Very simply, we're up against more horsepower, faster aerodynamics, and one really nasty Scotsman.
01:06:02We could get our tails kicked.
01:06:04Well, then maybe this isn't the best time to bring up the fact that I haven't exactly raced in a while.
01:06:08Oh, come on, guys. We'll do fine.
01:06:12Okay, Horace, this is what you've been built for.
01:06:15Don't let me down.
01:06:16Don't let me down.
01:06:17Don't let me down.
01:06:18We'll tie it.
01:06:19In a while.
01:06:20I think it's time to look forward to you.
01:06:22C표 Hines, dang it.
01:06:25We'll be able to run the same attempt.
01:06:26I've taken nobody off back what I did.
01:06:28No, the stamp came.
01:06:30No, at least.
01:06:32Keep it rolling.
01:06:33It's tough, too.
01:06:35Fue stomping.
01:06:37Very lucky, the stamp came out.
01:06:39Yeah, and it was extremely lucky.
01:06:40All at least, J nay, Harrison.
01:06:41All at least?
01:06:43On three, one, two, three!
01:07:07Go!
01:07:12Go, Herbie!
01:07:13Go!
01:07:15Go!
01:07:20They're all going to die.
01:07:31Come on.
01:07:33Come on, baby.
01:07:37You keep the point.
01:07:40You keep the point.
01:07:42The other one, the other one, is the entire space.
01:07:46The whole space is the area.
01:07:50The different space space.
01:07:54And the other space space space.
01:07:56I think I'll be able to get a little bit.
01:07:59I don't know.
01:08:02I'm going to go a little bit.
01:08:05You see, Rupert, this is going to be all too easy.
01:08:20Please.
01:08:36Boy, that car can really move.
01:08:39Yeah, well, he's being driven well.
01:08:41Herbie's just holding back a bit.
01:08:42Any time now, he's gonna strike.
01:08:44Yeah, well, any time would be just fine, Herbie.
01:08:54Oh, it just gets to be so tiring all the time.
01:08:58Women always throwing themselves at me.
01:09:01And again, who can blame them?
01:09:04Well, you got all that money.
01:09:07Charm and wit.
01:09:11You have a lot of really nice clothes.
01:09:14Now that's more like it.
01:09:19Rupert, perhaps you underestimated them.
01:09:21If you will, hang on.
01:09:23Okay, I'll give you a wash, a wax, and one of those little air freshens.
01:09:39Deal?
01:09:40They're gaining on us.
01:09:41Where is he riding?
01:09:42You're riding.
01:09:43You're riding.
01:09:44I got him.
01:09:45I got him.
01:09:46I got him.
01:09:47I got him.
01:09:48I got him.
01:09:49I got him.
01:09:50I got him.
01:09:51I got him.
01:09:52I got him.
01:09:53I got him.
01:09:54How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:09:56How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:09:57How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:09:59I got him.
01:10:00I got him.
01:10:01I got him.
01:10:02I got him.
01:10:03I got him.
01:10:04I got him.
01:10:05I got him.
01:10:06How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:10:09I got him.
01:10:10I got him.
01:10:11I got him.
01:10:12How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:10:15Excellent move, my friend.
01:10:33Don't move, my friend!
01:10:41You ready for this?
01:10:50Oh, he wants to trade paint, does he?
01:10:57Damn! They're passing us!
01:10:59Rupert, I believe it's time to reveal the first modification.
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:31What is it, Roddy?
01:11:33Hey!
01:11:34What?
01:11:38Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
01:11:43Hey!
01:11:44Hey!
01:11:45He's gonna kill her and do something!
01:11:48I'm trying, I'm trying!
01:11:49Hey, back off!
01:11:51Back off!
01:11:52Back off!
01:11:53Back off!
01:11:54Back off!
01:11:55This is where we say ciao.
01:11:59Now that's racing!
01:12:00He he he he!
01:12:01He he he!
01:12:02He he he!
01:12:03He he he he!
01:12:04He he he!
01:12:05Hey, go ahead!
01:12:06Back off!
01:12:07Back off!
01:12:09Back off!
01:12:10Back off!
01:12:11Back off!
01:12:12Back off!
01:12:14Back off!
01:12:15Back off!
01:12:16Back off!
01:12:18This is where we say ciao.
01:12:19Now that's racing.
01:12:34Herbie, are you okay?
01:12:36Oh, man.
01:12:39Hank.
01:12:40Hank, what are we going to do?
01:12:41We can probably fix it, Hank.
01:12:44It's not your fault he did this.
01:12:46And we can get back in.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:48Probably.
01:12:49Well, that's that.
01:12:54We've done it.
01:12:55Great.
01:12:56What do we do now?
01:12:58We celebrate.
01:13:00Well, guess who packed your favorite sparkling cider?
01:13:03I did.
01:13:07Look, Hank.
01:13:08If you're not going to do anything about this, we will.
01:13:11Forget it.
01:13:12This pair is flat, too.
01:13:14It's the one thing I didn't have time to fix.
01:13:17So that's it?
01:13:19We're just done?
01:13:20Look, even if the spare was good, I'm just not sure if we should go on.
01:13:25Oh, great.
01:13:29So this is where I give the big Susie cheerleader speech.
01:13:32Be the rah-rah adoring female, huh?
01:13:35Oh, no, Hank.
01:13:36You have to go on.
01:13:37I believe in you, Hank.
01:13:39You can do it, Hank.
01:13:40Is that what's supposed to happen now?
01:13:42Well, forget it.
01:13:43All I can say is I can't believe after what we've been through.
01:13:46You're just going to quit.
01:13:48What?
01:13:49What?
01:13:51You just said you thought we shouldn't go on.
01:13:56Well, it's not for me.
01:13:57I'm talking about Herbie.
01:13:59I mean, the guy's a friend of mine now, and they almost killed him out there.
01:14:03And...
01:14:03Doggone it, Alex.
01:14:04I'm not going to let that happen again, okay?
01:14:05Okay.
01:14:06So what are we going to do now?
01:14:09I have no idea.
01:14:13So I think I'll just follow Jim's advice.
01:14:16Well, ask Herbie.
01:14:23All right, pal, what do you say?
01:14:26In or out?
01:14:29I'd say we're in.
01:14:30Yeah, but the spare's still flat.
01:14:33Yeah.
01:14:36But it's a good thing you're an artist.
01:14:44Roddy, you got talent.
01:14:46Think it'll hold?
01:14:47I don't know, but it's our only shop.
01:14:49That is, of course, if we're even still in the race.
01:14:53Oh, we're still in it, all right.
01:14:57Then let's hit the road.
01:15:01So the old Hank's back, huh?
01:15:03Not the old quitting Hank, but the older Hank.
01:15:06The Hank that never gave up.
01:15:07Yeah, I guess he is.
01:15:09Good, because he's the one I liked.
01:15:11You are a very confusing woman, you know that?
01:15:14I try.
01:15:19That's a great little Susie cheerleader speech, by the way.
01:15:21Oh, shut up.
01:15:22Come on, it's a staring contest.
01:15:24Let's go.
01:15:24Let's go.
01:15:24Think we can catch him?
01:15:40Oh, we'll catch him, no problem.
01:15:42I'm just worried about what happens when we do.
01:15:44There he is.
01:16:05Don't get him, Herb.
01:16:06Anyway, another toast to me?
01:16:11Simon?
01:16:15Oh, very well.
01:16:16If they refuse to lose gracefully, they can die like slugs.
01:16:20Rupert, strap yourself in.
01:16:21Time for modification number two.
01:16:23He's letting us catch him.
01:16:30Why?
01:16:34Maybe because of that?
01:16:39What the?
01:16:42Grenades!
01:16:42Grenades!
01:16:43Oh!
01:16:57You, Miss, shut up!
01:16:59Oh, you did, Miss.
01:17:00Shut up!
01:17:01He's not trying to beat us.
01:17:02He's trying to kill us.
01:17:04Of course.
01:17:05Don't you get it?
01:17:06He has to get rid of her.
01:17:07I mean, this isn't just a road race to him.
01:17:09It's a duel between good and evil, love and hate,
01:17:12and as long as love was around, hate can never rule.
01:17:15But if hate were to win,
01:17:20we have to beat a missile.
01:17:22Oh, sure.
01:17:23Nothing like a little pressure.
01:17:25Hang on!
01:17:42You're dropping like a champ, Hank.
01:17:45You really are.
01:17:47Hey, you might actually win one.
01:17:48Of course, if you don't want to ruin your record,
01:17:50you could just pull over to the side here.
01:17:52Not quite yet.
01:17:57Uh, he's...
01:17:58He's out of grenades, right?
01:18:00Yeah, well...
01:18:01How should I know?
01:18:02You got a slingshot past him?
01:18:13Nope.
01:18:14Something a little bit bolder.
01:18:18Rupert,
01:18:19prepare for modification number three.
01:18:24Number three?
01:18:24Number three?
01:18:24You can run, but you can't hide.
01:18:38Simon, I don't think...
01:18:40Walk on to them, Rupert.
01:18:44Walk on to them.
01:18:52What's he doing?
01:18:53I don't know, but I'll bet you we're not going to like it.
01:18:56Rupert!
01:18:57Fire!
01:19:02What is he up to?
01:19:11Vast!
01:19:22Hold together, pal.
01:19:24If you can.
01:19:24If you can.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:34Ah!
01:19:35Uh!
01:19:47Ha!
01:19:48Ha!
01:19:48Ha!
01:19:49Ha!
01:19:49Ha!
01:19:50Ha!
01:19:50Oh!
01:19:51Oh!
01:19:52Oh!
01:19:59Yes!
01:20:00Ha-ha!
01:20:06And that, as they say, is that.
01:20:12This is about to get interesting.
01:20:20Whoa!
01:20:29Guys!
01:20:32Oh!
01:20:33Pick a side, Alex.
01:20:40Well, how American of them.
01:20:42They've become a drive-through.
01:20:50What is that?
01:20:51I think it's the finish line.
01:20:52Yes, of course it is.
01:20:53But who are all these?
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:59Oh!
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:06Oh!
01:21:07Oh!
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:10Oh!
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:12Oh!
01:21:13Oh!
01:21:14Oh!
01:21:15Oh!
01:21:16Oh!
01:21:17Oh!
01:21:18Oh!
01:21:19Oh!
01:21:20Oh!
01:21:21Oh!
01:21:22Oh!
01:21:23Oh!
01:21:24Oh!
01:21:25All those people?
01:21:26Hey, Simon!
01:21:27You said you wanted to be in my magazine.
01:21:34I'm thinking now you'd make a great public cover.
01:21:37Really! It'll be a huge photo of just you!
01:21:44Unfortunately, it'll be us the loser.
01:21:49You Yanks never give up.
01:21:53No, we don't!
01:22:37It looks like we've got a little more welding to do.
01:22:46Hey, you almost won!
01:22:47Harvey won. That's all that matters.
01:22:49Hey, there's one!
01:22:52Good work, Rob.
01:22:53You did it!
01:22:55You're so much!
01:23:03You know, second place.
01:23:07It's not that bad.
01:23:12I hate that car.
01:23:19Yeah, yeah, Horace. I know you hate him, too.
01:23:23I know you hate him.
01:23:24I know you...
01:23:25Whoa, whoa.
01:23:28Hey, look out!
01:23:29Oh, my God!
01:23:30Oh, my God!
01:23:33Oh, my God!
01:23:34Oh, my God!
01:23:41Get home!
01:23:42Oh, my God!
01:23:50Oh, my God!
01:23:50Oh, my God!
01:23:51Oh, my God!
01:23:51Oh, my God!
01:23:52Oh, my God!
01:23:52Oh, my God!
01:23:53Oh, my God!
01:23:53Oh, my God!
01:23:54Oh, my God!
01:23:54Oh, my God!
01:23:55Oh, my God!
01:23:55Oh, my God!
01:23:56Oh, my God!
01:23:56Oh, my God!
01:23:57Oh, my God!
01:23:57Oh, my God!
01:23:58Oh, my God!
01:23:59Oh, my God!
01:24:00Oh, my God!
01:24:00Oh, my God!
01:24:01Oh, my God!
01:24:01Oh, my God!
01:24:02Oh, my God!
01:24:02Oh, my God!
01:24:03Oh, my God!
01:24:04Oh, my God!
01:24:04Oh, my God!
01:24:05Oh, my God!
01:24:06Oh, my God!
01:24:06Oh, my God!
01:24:06Oh, my God!
01:24:12Oh, Simon?
01:24:36Justine.
01:24:38What?
01:24:42What are y'all looking at?
01:24:54Who's the owner of that vehicle?
01:24:56The dead one? I am. What of it?
01:24:59Illegal detonation of explosives, driving an unregistered devil car,
01:25:03illegal dumping of said devil car.
01:25:05Excuse me, but I don't think you know who you're talking to.
01:25:09Shut up!
01:25:10What are you seeing?
01:25:12What I'm saying is, you're going to the big house,
01:25:14and I believe you've got a cellmate.
01:25:19Come on.
01:25:22I'll get you, Cooper. And your little bug, too.
01:25:27Hey, Alex, I'll give you a call.
01:25:29You're only allowed one.
01:25:33Okay, new tires, new seats, new paint, but that's my final offer.
01:25:37Now, if the groom will place the ring on the bride's finger.
01:25:43All right. Now, you're a man and wife.
01:25:45You may kiss the bride.
01:25:48Great. Great. You got it?
01:25:50Okay, next set up.
01:25:51So, that's the cover, huh?
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:52Very nice.
01:25:53Oh, it's going to be real sweet.
01:25:54Okay, Pepe, let's set up for the historical shot.
01:26:01Congratulations.
01:26:02You got room for me in there?
01:26:05Yeah.
01:26:05Well, well. The man in the car's life.
01:26:09Yeah, come on, Hank.
01:26:13Okay, everybody. Say Herbie.
01:26:15Herbie!
01:26:17Great! Thanks!
01:26:19Pepe, you were fantastic, as always.
01:26:21Okay, bride and groom, that's a wrap. Thanks.
01:26:24You know, Alex, I'll bet you'd look pretty good in one of those.
01:26:27What do I do with this?
01:26:32Uh, toss it.
01:26:40Hey, Herb, looks like I'm next.
01:26:43I got a shop to run. Are we done with this already?
01:26:45Oh, yes, we're done.
01:26:47I just have one little question.
01:26:49Where are we going tonight?
01:26:50Uh, well, I don't know.
01:26:52Herbie hasn't told me yet.
01:26:54Hey, Alex, what are you going to call this article?
01:26:58I don't know. I was thinking about the love bug.
01:27:03Oh.
01:27:06The love bug.
01:27:07The love bug.
01:27:24The love bug.
01:27:38The love bug.
01:27:42Yeah.
01:27:43The love bug.
01:27:43The love bug.
01:27:46The love bug.
01:27:49Yeah.