The Jowa Collector – Full Movie (2025)

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00:00:00I'm Luis

00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal

00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party

00:00:43And I'm proud of it

00:00:59And I'm proud of it

00:01:29And I'm proud of it

00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

00:02:09Ah, wait!

00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?

00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado

00:02:20That you've been called

00:02:22Marami akong diyowa

00:02:35Sabay-sabay

00:02:37Sa iba't ibang course

00:02:41Sa University Belt

00:02:43May nag-aaral ng accounting

00:02:47Nursing

00:02:49Culinary arts

00:02:54Education

00:02:58Kaya naman hanga silang lahat

00:03:19Nainggit, pumapalakpap

00:03:21Dahan-dahan lang baba

00:03:23Ah

00:03:29I'm coming sweetie

00:03:31Ah

00:03:33Dahan-dahan lang baba

00:03:35Ah

00:03:37Serap-serap loves

00:03:39Serap-serap

00:03:41Oh

00:03:43Oh

00:03:49Ay niya, Alay

00:03:53Napagod daw, babe

00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams

00:03:57Napagod yung utaw kaka-review

00:04:01Lagi ka na lang busy

00:04:03Last week, nag-workout ka

00:04:05Last last week, kararating mo lang sa out of town

00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod

00:04:09Nangihina, walang gana

00:04:11Syempre

00:04:13Araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunas eh

00:04:15Don't worry, babe

00:04:17Next time, magbawi ako sa'yo

00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?

00:04:25Okay, sige

00:04:26Next week, Monday, inischedule mo

00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend

00:04:31Bakit?

00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?

00:04:34Hindi

00:04:36Syempre

00:04:37Di naman dapat

00:04:38Araw-araw magkita, hindi ba?

00:04:40Tsaka

00:04:42Inischedule ko

00:04:43Para

00:04:44Syempre

00:04:45May ginagawa din ako

00:04:47Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko eh

00:04:50Tapos family bonding

00:04:52I hope you understand, babe

00:04:54Kailangan ko ang prioritize ang pag-aaral ko

00:04:57Otherwise

00:04:59Maka pagtigilin ako

00:05:02Dimawas sa pagdijowa ko

00:05:03Ha?

00:05:04Ako sorry, babe

00:05:05Sorry talaga

00:05:07Okay

00:05:08Okay na ako sa Monday

00:05:11Gets na kita

00:05:13Pero sa ngayon

00:05:15Ako lang bahaga sa'yo

00:05:17Baha na sa'yo

00:05:18Baha na sa'yo

00:05:20Baha na sa'yo

00:05:21Ayeah

00:05:22Hey

00:05:23Agh

00:05:24Nii

00:05:25Getsa

00:05:26Gnat

00:05:27Baha na

00:05:28Tarih

00:05:29Gats

00:05:39Baha na sa'yo

00:05:41Paha na sa'yo

00:05:42O

00:05:43Aya

00:05:44Alabi sin sirap

00:05:46I love you, babe. I love you.

00:06:16I love you.

00:06:46I love you.

00:07:16May seven days ang one week.

00:07:18Bakit Wednesday na, sweetie?

00:07:20Sweetie, hanggang 9 p.m. na kasi yung class ko.

00:07:23Gusto mo bang kumabit ako?

00:07:26Ayoko. Gusto ko Wednesday pa rin tayo, Papa.

00:07:29Mama naman. Hindi mo naman ako.

00:07:32Pinakansawan na akong under mo ako.

00:07:34Hindi naman sa galong love.

00:07:35Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.

00:07:40Siyempre, masisira kasi yung schedule.

00:07:42Friday?

00:07:44Ang traffic no.

00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.

00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.

00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?

00:07:51Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.

00:07:54Basta kasama kita, babe.

00:07:55Okay lang ako.

00:07:57Any day.

00:07:58You're so understanding talaga, babe.

00:08:00Thanks.

00:08:01Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.

00:08:03Okay lang, babe.

00:08:27Totoo naman, eh.

00:08:30Anong year ka na ba?

00:08:31Third year, Moscow.

00:08:32Ba?

00:08:34May nabinguit na naman na ibang course.

00:08:37Huh?

00:08:37Wala.

00:08:38Kasi meron na siyang...

00:08:39Friends!

00:08:40Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.

00:08:42Oo.

00:08:43Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko expand yung knowledge ko.

00:08:47Knowledge?

00:08:48Paano hirap mag-maintain ng grades?

00:08:50Ay, lang shift ka na nga ulit.

00:08:52Gago.

00:08:53Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nagsishift ng course.

00:08:56Naboboard o napupurol?

00:08:59Wait.

00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.

00:09:01Inahalap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.

00:09:05Hindi na yung gayon, no?

00:09:08Ayun.

00:09:09Three years na siyang legaw.

00:09:12Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, babe.

00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda.

00:09:17Huwag, hanginap talaga nga.

00:09:19Ang hanginap talaga nga.

00:09:19Diba, kahit may girlfriend kayo?

00:09:21Ah, bay, di ba may pasok ka pa?

00:09:29Okay lang, bay.

00:09:30Natamada din ako pumaso.

00:09:31Ay, hindi.

00:09:32Ayoko naman isipin na bi-a ako, di ba?

00:09:34Pumaso ka na.

00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko, yung sumasakit yung chanko.

00:09:38Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?

00:09:39Ha?

00:09:39Pero, bay.

00:09:41Si CR lang ako.

00:09:42Si CR lang ako.

00:09:42Pero hindi pasensya mo ni Mocony.

00:09:44Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung chanko niya.

00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya, kaya.

00:09:47Ang moods, kinakain na kita.

00:09:51Uy, Joey.

00:09:53Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.

00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?

00:09:57Bay!

00:09:59Ha, bay?

00:10:00Babe, ikaw talaga mali yung pandinig buo po ka.

00:10:06Ang ginagawa mo dito?

00:10:08Tsaka paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?

00:10:10Nagbahasakali lang ako.

00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?

00:10:13Talagang si babe ko.

00:10:15Daig pa yung NBI kumapag-imbestiga.

00:10:18Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?

00:10:20Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.

00:10:22Pinuntahan kita doon.

00:10:23Pero pumaso ka rao.

00:10:25Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.

00:10:28Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?

00:10:30Sayang ang matututunan.

00:10:32Ay, naku babe.

00:10:33Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.

00:10:34Pero ito yung malagi, studies mo.

00:10:36Kaya minsan nabapagayaan mo na.

00:10:41Babe, hindi naman.

00:10:43Estet babe.

00:10:44Gets ko naman, babe.

00:10:45And I'm so proud of you.

00:10:48Talaga, babe.

00:10:50Basta, babe, bago na uulitin to, ha?

00:10:52Alam mo naman ayoko na sinusupresa ako, eh.

00:10:55Kasi baka ikaw ang masupresa.

00:10:57Tado!

00:10:58Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects.

00:11:01Alam mo na.

00:11:03Ayoko namang hindi kita may entertain.

00:11:06Ang sweet mo.

00:11:08Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.

00:11:11Uy, ang sarap na ito.

00:11:13Di ba masakit yun siya niyo?

00:11:14Ay, ang taping.

00:11:17Hey, hey!

00:11:19Pasensya mo na sila, mga.

00:11:20Galing talaga sila, eh.

00:11:22Ah, PG.

00:11:23Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko, sila naman nagsasalba sa akin pag malapit na akong mabuking.

00:11:30Ang tawag sa akin ng tropa, the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.

00:11:35Kada campus, may jowa ko.

00:11:38Sila ang achievements ko.

00:11:39Mga tropeyo, ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko at pagkalalaki.

00:12:09Maragay!

00:12:13Who's my girlfriend?

00:12:15Si Susie.

00:12:20Girlfriend mo?

00:12:23Oo.

00:12:33Dina.

00:12:34Parang walaan mo kami na balitaan na may pinapormahan tong moong na to.

00:12:37Bakit?

00:12:39Nilang ako bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?

00:12:42O, naninigurado ka lang.

00:12:43Sasabihin mo ako kapag sinimut ka na.

00:12:45Oo nga.

00:12:46Ang hindi na kalam ako.

00:12:48Sinimut ko ba talaga yan?

00:12:51Hindi ko rin hindi.

00:12:54Hindi kayo bagay.

00:12:55Ganda-ganda mo.

00:12:57Tapos signa mo yan,

00:12:59mukhang di naliligo.

00:13:00Hindi daw naliligo!

00:13:02Dina ko lang, bago ko na dito.

00:13:03Bago ko na pala, eh.

00:13:06Puta, beti!

00:13:06Ego, bakit?

00:13:08Mas gabo naman ako kaysa...

00:13:11Magkakotuturo nito.

00:13:12O, dito!

00:13:12Kaya Alan!

00:13:13Yan!

00:13:14Fuck you!

00:13:15Oo, fuck you pala!

00:13:18Teka nga.

00:13:20Hindi na nga kayo.

00:13:22Ano ba, hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure.

00:13:24Ang importante sa akin,

00:13:26pait at mahal ako.

00:13:30Mahal mo ba siya?

00:13:32Naman!

00:13:33Hindi ko yung tinatanong.

00:13:34Saktok, I'm so good.

00:13:38Sakto lang.

00:13:40Sakto pa!

00:13:41Sakto lang!

00:13:42Sakto pa!

00:13:43Sakto lang, narinig nyo.

00:13:45Bobo ka ba?

00:13:46Alam mo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?

00:13:49Hindi pa 100% sure.

00:13:51Tayang ka, aya ka pang ipagpalit yan.

00:13:53Mas bobo ka!

00:13:55Yung sakto lang,

00:13:56walang labis,

00:13:57walang kulang.

00:14:00Magmamahal ka na lang,

00:14:01kulang-kulang ba?

00:14:02Hindi na, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.

00:14:04Ahamok!

00:14:06Manda pwede pare.

00:14:08Lupit mo din, no?

00:14:10Majak pati dito kay Susi.

00:14:12Isipin mo ko tumungo ng majak pati.

00:14:14Of course!

00:14:15Diba?

00:14:17Ano ka ngayon?

00:14:18Tulo laway ka sa jowa ko, no?

00:14:21Kago,

00:14:21wala pang tatalo sa akin.

00:14:23Maghintay ka.

00:14:25Talo kita.

00:14:25Manda...

00:14:26Manda...

00:14:27Manda...

00:14:28Manda...

00:14:30Susie.

00:14:58Oh!

00:15:00Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?

00:15:02Ikaw? Hindi mo kasama si Joey?

00:15:04Hindi. Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no? Eww.

00:15:12Inadbalata sa FB, ah?

00:15:14Ah, talaga. Taka. Sige, accept kita.

00:15:17Sabi mo yan, ah?

00:15:18Oo, wait lang.

00:15:20Ayan. Na-accept na kita.

00:15:24Ayun.

00:15:25Oo nga. Thank you, ah.

00:15:28Nakalaman.

00:15:32Susie.

00:15:33Oo. Sige ah.

00:15:35May lakad pa kasi kami eh.

00:15:37Una na kami.

00:15:38Friend mo?

00:15:40Ah, si Marla.

00:15:44Hi.

00:15:45Hi.

00:15:46Ah, sige. Una na kami ah. May lakad pa kami eh.

00:15:49Ah, sige.

00:15:50Ingat, ingat, ingat.

00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat.

00:15:52Ewan ko ba?

00:15:54First time kong naramdaman na sa baba eh.

00:15:57Inlove na ata ako.

00:15:59Si anything.

00:16:00Ito.

00:16:02Oh.

00:16:04Oh..

00:17:59I think I'm in love with you.

00:18:13Agad, agad.

00:18:14I'm serious.

00:18:17I think I'm in love with you.

00:18:20What do you mean by Joey?

00:18:27Are you telling me?

00:18:30No. What I mean is,

00:18:34you're telling me that he's a job.

00:18:42If you love her,

00:18:44you'll be able to get you.

00:18:46But if not,

00:18:50I'm fighting.

00:18:55Do you love her?

00:19:20Oh,

00:19:22oh,

00:19:23oh,

00:19:24oh,

00:19:25oh,

00:19:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:19:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:20:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:20:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:20:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:20:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:21:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:21:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:21:17Oh, oh, oh.

01:05:52All the best.

01:06:22You can have your cake.

The Jowa Collector – Full Movie (2025)

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