- 7/2/2025
The Jowa Collector – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Kaya naman hanga silang lahat
00:03:19Nainggit, pumapalakpap
00:03:21Dahan-dahan lang baba
00:03:23Ah
00:03:29I'm coming sweetie
00:03:31Ah
00:03:33Dahan-dahan lang baba
00:03:35Ah
00:03:37Serap-serap loves
00:03:39Serap-serap
00:03:41Oh
00:03:43Oh
00:03:49Ay niya, Alay
00:03:53Napagod daw, babe
00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams
00:03:57Napagod yung utaw kaka-review
00:04:01Lagi ka na lang busy
00:04:03Last week, nag-workout ka
00:04:05Last last week, kararating mo lang sa out of town
00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod
00:04:09Nangihina, walang gana
00:04:11Syempre
00:04:13Araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunas eh
00:04:15Don't worry, babe
00:04:17Next time, magbawi ako sa'yo
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:25Okay, sige
00:04:26Next week, Monday, inischedule mo
00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?
00:04:34Hindi
00:04:36Syempre
00:04:37Di naman dapat
00:04:38Araw-araw magkita, hindi ba?
00:04:40Tsaka
00:04:42Inischedule ko
00:04:43Para
00:04:44Syempre
00:04:45May ginagawa din ako
00:04:47Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko eh
00:04:50Tapos family bonding
00:04:52I hope you understand, babe
00:04:54Kailangan ko ang prioritize ang pag-aaral ko
00:04:57Otherwise
00:04:59Maka pagtigilin ako
00:05:02Dimawas sa pagdijowa ko
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ako sorry, babe
00:05:05Sorry talaga
00:05:07Okay
00:05:08Okay na ako sa Monday
00:05:11Gets na kita
00:05:13Pero sa ngayon
00:05:15Ako lang bahaga sa'yo
00:05:17Baha na sa'yo
00:05:18Baha na sa'yo
00:05:20Baha na sa'yo
00:05:21Ayeah
00:05:22Hey
00:05:23Agh
00:05:24Nii
00:05:25Getsa
00:05:26Gnat
00:05:27Baha na
00:05:28Tarih
00:05:29Gats
00:05:39Baha na sa'yo
00:05:41Paha na sa'yo
00:05:42O
00:05:43Aya
00:05:44Alabi sin sirap
00:05:46I love you, babe. I love you.
00:06:16I love you.
00:06:46I love you.
00:07:16May seven days ang one week.
00:07:18Bakit Wednesday na, sweetie?
00:07:20Sweetie, hanggang 9 p.m. na kasi yung class ko.
00:07:23Gusto mo bang kumabit ako?
00:07:26Ayoko. Gusto ko Wednesday pa rin tayo, Papa.
00:07:29Mama naman. Hindi mo naman ako.
00:07:32Pinakansawan na akong under mo ako.
00:07:34Hindi naman sa galong love.
00:07:35Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:40Siyempre, masisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:42Friday?
00:07:44Ang traffic no.
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:07:51Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:07:54Basta kasama kita, babe.
00:07:55Okay lang ako.
00:07:57Any day.
00:07:58You're so understanding talaga, babe.
00:08:00Thanks.
00:08:01Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:03Okay lang, babe.
00:08:27Totoo naman, eh.
00:08:30Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:31Third year, Moscow.
00:08:32Ba?
00:08:34May nabinguit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:37Huh?
00:08:37Wala.
00:08:38Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:39Friends!
00:08:40Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:42Oo.
00:08:43Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:47Knowledge?
00:08:48Paano hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:50Ay, lang shift ka na nga ulit.
00:08:52Gago.
00:08:53Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nagsishift ng course.
00:08:56Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:59Wait.
00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:01Inahalap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:05Hindi na yung gayon, no?
00:09:08Ayun.
00:09:09Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:12Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, babe.
00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda.
00:09:17Huwag, hanginap talaga nga.
00:09:19Ang hanginap talaga nga.
00:09:19Diba, kahit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:21Ah, bay, di ba may pasok ka pa?
00:09:29Okay lang, bay.
00:09:30Natamada din ako pumaso.
00:09:31Ay, hindi.
00:09:32Ayoko naman isipin na bi-a ako, di ba?
00:09:34Pumaso ka na.
00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko, yung sumasakit yung chanko.
00:09:38Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?
00:09:39Ha?
00:09:39Pero, bay.
00:09:41Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Pero hindi pasensya mo ni Mocony.
00:09:44Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung chanko niya.
00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya, kaya.
00:09:47Ang moods, kinakain na kita.
00:09:51Uy, Joey.
00:09:53Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?
00:09:57Bay!
00:09:59Ha, bay?
00:10:00Babe, ikaw talaga mali yung pandinig buo po ka.
00:10:06Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:08Tsaka paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:10Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:13Talagang si babe ko.
00:10:15Daig pa yung NBI kumapag-imbestiga.
00:10:18Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:20Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:22Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:23Pero pumaso ka rao.
00:10:25Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:28Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:30Sayang ang matututunan.
00:10:32Ay, naku babe.
00:10:33Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:34Pero ito yung malagi, studies mo.
00:10:36Kaya minsan nabapagayaan mo na.
00:10:41Babe, hindi naman.
00:10:43Estet babe.
00:10:44Gets ko naman, babe.
00:10:45And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:48Talaga, babe.
00:10:50Basta, babe, bago na uulitin to, ha?
00:10:52Alam mo naman ayoko na sinusupresa ako, eh.
00:10:55Kasi baka ikaw ang masupresa.
00:10:57Tado!
00:10:58Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects.
00:11:01Alam mo na.
00:11:03Ayoko namang hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:06Ang sweet mo.
00:11:08Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:11Uy, ang sarap na ito.
00:11:13Di ba masakit yun siya niyo?
00:11:14Ay, ang taping.
00:11:17Hey, hey!
00:11:19Pasensya mo na sila, mga.
00:11:20Galing talaga sila, eh.
00:11:22Ah, PG.
00:11:23Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko, sila naman nagsasalba sa akin pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:30Ang tawag sa akin ng tropa, the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:35Kada campus, may jowa ko.
00:11:38Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:39Mga tropeyo, ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko at pagkalalaki.
00:12:09Maragay!
00:12:13Who's my girlfriend?
00:12:15Si Susie.
00:12:20Girlfriend mo?
00:12:23Oo.
00:12:33Dina.
00:12:34Parang walaan mo kami na balitaan na may pinapormahan tong moong na to.
00:12:37Bakit?
00:12:39Nilang ako bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:42O, naninigurado ka lang.
00:12:43Sasabihin mo ako kapag sinimut ka na.
00:12:45Oo nga.
00:12:46Ang hindi na kalam ako.
00:12:48Sinimut ko ba talaga yan?
00:12:51Hindi ko rin hindi.
00:12:54Hindi kayo bagay.
00:12:55Ganda-ganda mo.
00:12:57Tapos signa mo yan,
00:12:59mukhang di naliligo.
00:13:00Hindi daw naliligo!
00:13:02Dina ko lang, bago ko na dito.
00:13:03Bago ko na pala, eh.
00:13:06Puta, beti!
00:13:06Ego, bakit?
00:13:08Mas gabo naman ako kaysa...
00:13:11Magkakotuturo nito.
00:13:12O, dito!
00:13:12Kaya Alan!
00:13:13Yan!
00:13:14Fuck you!
00:13:15Oo, fuck you pala!
00:13:18Teka nga.
00:13:20Hindi na nga kayo.
00:13:22Ano ba, hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure.
00:13:24Ang importante sa akin,
00:13:26pait at mahal ako.
00:13:30Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:32Naman!
00:13:33Hindi ko yung tinatanong.
00:13:34Saktok, I'm so good.
00:13:38Sakto lang.
00:13:40Sakto pa!
00:13:41Sakto lang!
00:13:42Sakto pa!
00:13:43Sakto lang, narinig nyo.
00:13:45Bobo ka ba?
00:13:46Alam mo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:49Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:51Tayang ka, aya ka pang ipagpalit yan.
00:13:53Mas bobo ka!
00:13:55Yung sakto lang,
00:13:56walang labis,
00:13:57walang kulang.
00:14:00Magmamahal ka na lang,
00:14:01kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Hindi na, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:04Ahamok!
00:14:06Manda pwede pare.
00:14:08Lupit mo din, no?
00:14:10Majak pati dito kay Susi.
00:14:12Isipin mo ko tumungo ng majak pati.
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Diba?
00:14:17Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:18Tulo laway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:21Kago,
00:14:21wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:23Maghintay ka.
00:14:25Talo kita.
00:14:25Manda...
00:14:26Manda...
00:14:27Manda...
00:14:28Manda...
00:14:28Manda...
00:14:30Susie.
00:14:58Oh!
00:15:00Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:02Ikaw? Hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:04Hindi. Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no? Eww.
00:15:12Inadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:14Ah, talaga. Taka. Sige, accept kita.
00:15:17Sabi mo yan, ah?
00:15:18Oo, wait lang.
00:15:20Ayan. Na-accept na kita.
00:15:24Ayun.
00:15:25Oo nga. Thank you, ah.
00:15:28Nakalaman.
00:15:32Susie.
00:15:33Oo. Sige ah.
00:15:35May lakad pa kasi kami eh.
00:15:37Una na kami.
00:15:38Friend mo?
00:15:40Ah, si Marla.
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Ah, sige. Una na kami ah. May lakad pa kami eh.
00:15:49Ah, sige.
00:15:50Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:52Ewan ko ba?
00:15:54First time kong naramdaman na sa baba eh.
00:15:57Inlove na ata ako.
00:15:59Si anything.
00:16:00Ito.
00:16:02Oh.
00:16:04Oh..
00:17:59I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:13Agad, agad.
00:18:14I'm serious.
00:18:17I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:20What do you mean by Joey?
00:18:27Are you telling me?
00:18:30No. What I mean is,
00:18:34you're telling me that he's a job.
00:18:42If you love her,
00:18:44you'll be able to get you.
00:18:46But if not,
00:18:50I'm fighting.
00:18:55Do you love her?
00:19:20Oh,
00:19:22oh,
00:19:23oh,
00:19:24oh,
00:19:25oh,
00:19:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:17Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:52All the best.
01:06:22You can have your cake.
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