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The Jowa Collector (2025) - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't-ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng
00:02:46Accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary Arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Education
00:02:58Good boy
00:03:04Good boy
00:03:07Kaya naman, hanga silang lahat
00:03:19Nainggit
00:03:20Pumapalakpapin
00:03:21Oh, daan-daan lang baba
00:03:22I'm coming, sweetie
00:03:30Oh, daan-daan lang baba
00:03:34Sirup, sirup, sirup, sirup, sirup
00:03:39Sirup, sirup
00:03:40Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:03:44Ani niya, Alay?
00:03:54Napagod daw, babe
00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams
00:03:56Napagod yung utaw
00:03:58Kakareview
00:03:58Lagi ka na lang busy
00:04:02Last week, nag-workout ka
00:04:04Last last week
00:04:06Kararating mo lang sa out of town
00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod
00:04:09Nangihina
00:04:09Walang gana
00:04:10Siyempre
00:04:12Araw-arawin mo ba naman
00:04:14Mula lunis, eh
00:04:15Don't worry, babe
00:04:16Next time, magbawi ako sa'yo
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:25Okay, sige
00:04:25Next week, Monday, na schedule mo
00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako
00:04:30ng lakas ng weekend
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?
00:04:35Hindi, siyempre
00:04:37Di naman dapat
00:04:38Araw-araw magkita, hindi ba?
00:04:41Tsaka
00:04:41Inischedule ko
00:04:43Para
00:04:44Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako
00:04:46Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko, eh
00:04:50Tapos family bonding
00:04:51I hope you understand, babe
00:04:55Kailangan ko prioritize
00:04:57Yung pag-aaral ko
00:04:58Otherwise
00:04:59Pakapagtigilin ako
00:05:02Limawa sa pagdijowa ko
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:05Tako, sorry, babe
00:05:06Sorry talaga
00:05:08Okay
00:05:10Okay na ako sa Monday
00:05:11Gets na kita
00:05:13Pero sana yun
00:05:15Ako lang bahaga sa'yo
00:05:18Ah
00:05:27Ah
00:05:27Ah
00:05:31Lobs, insarap
00:05:47Lobs?
00:05:49I love you, babe
00:05:51I love you
00:05:52Ah
00:05:53Sing it
00:05:53Ah
00:05:54Ah
00:05:58Ah
00:06:11Ah
00:06:12Ah
00:06:12Ah
00:07:42Friday?
00:07:43Ang traffic noon.
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:07:51Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:07:53Basta kasama kita, Bey.
00:07:55Okay lang ako.
00:07:56Any day.
00:07:57You're so understanding talaga, Bey.
00:07:59Thanks.
00:08:00Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:08Bye.
00:08:10Bye.
00:08:11Bye.
00:08:12Bye.
00:08:13Bye.
00:08:14Bye.
00:08:15Bye.
00:08:16Bye.
00:08:17Bye.
00:08:18Bye.
00:08:19Okay lang, Bey.
00:08:20Totoo naman eh.
00:08:21Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:22Third year Moscow.
00:08:23Ba?
00:08:24May nagbingwit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:25Huh?
00:08:26Wala.
00:08:27Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:28Friends!
00:08:29Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:30Oo.
00:08:31Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko i-expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:32Ha.
00:08:33Knowledge?
00:08:34Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:35Takay lang, shift ka na nga ulit.
00:08:36Gago.
00:08:37Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nag-shift ng course.
00:08:38Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:39Hmm.
00:08:40Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:08:41Inahanap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:08:43Hindi na eh, gayon, no?
00:08:44Ayun.
00:08:45Ayun.
00:08:46Three years na siyang legaw.
00:08:47Kaya nga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:48Oo.
00:08:49Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko i-expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:50Ha.
00:08:51Knowledge?
00:08:52Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:53Takay lang, shift ka na nga ulit.
00:08:54Gago.
00:08:55Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nag-shift ng course.
00:08:57Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:58Hmm.
00:08:59Right.
00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:01Inahanap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:04Hindi na eh, gayon, no?
00:09:06Oo.
00:09:07Ayun.
00:09:08Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:11Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, Bey.
00:09:13Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend na kasing ganda mo.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:18Ang hangin talaga niya.
00:09:19Duman mo.
00:09:20Bakit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:24Ah, malilo pa rin na lang.
00:09:26Ah, Bey, di ba may paso ka pa?
00:09:28Okay lang, Bey.
00:09:29Natamada din ako pumasok.
00:09:30Ah, hindi.
00:09:31Ayoko naman isipin na biya ako, di ba?
00:09:33Pumasok ka na.
00:09:34Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko eh.
00:09:36Sumasakit yung changko.
00:09:37Baka hindi kita mahatid ha.
00:09:38Ha?
00:09:39Pero, Bey.
00:09:40Si CR lang ako.
00:09:41Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Pero hindi pasensya mo na yung ako niya.
00:09:43Kasi alam mo.
00:09:44Lagi kasi sumasakit yung chan niya.
00:09:45Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya.
00:09:46Kaya ang moods.
00:09:51Uy!
00:09:52Joey!
00:09:53Maric.
00:09:54Kanina ko pa tine-text si Luigi.
00:09:55Kasama nyo ba?
00:09:56Mmm.
00:09:57Bey!
00:09:59Babe!
00:10:00Ikaw talaga mali yung pandinig buo ko ka.
00:10:05Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:07Tsaka paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:09Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:10Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:12Talagang si Babe ko.
00:10:14Daig pa yung NBI ko mapag-investiga.
00:10:17Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:19Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:21Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:22Pero pumasok ka raw.
00:10:24Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:26Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:28Sayang ang matututunan.
00:10:30Ay, naku Babe.
00:10:32Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:33Pero ito yung malagay studies mo.
00:10:35Kaya minsan nabapagayaan mo na.
00:10:39Eh, hindi naman.
00:10:41Estet, Babe.
00:10:42Gets ko naman, Babe.
00:10:44And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:46Talaga, Babe.
00:10:48Basta, Babe.
00:10:49Bago na ulitin to ha.
00:10:51Alam mo naman ayoko na sinusurpresa ako eh.
00:10:53Kasi baka ikaw ang masurpresa.
00:10:56Tado!
00:10:58Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects.
00:11:00Alam mo na.
00:11:01Ayoko naman hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:04Ang sweet mo.
00:11:07Ito nga pala yung pagsalubong ko dapat.
00:11:10Uy!
00:11:11Ang sarap na ito.
00:11:12Di ba masakit yun siya niyo?
00:11:14Ay, papi.
00:11:16Ay, papi.
00:11:17Ay, papi.
00:11:18Ay, papi.
00:11:19Pasensya mo na sila, Babe.
00:11:20Galing talaga sila eh.
00:11:21Ah, PG.
00:11:22Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko,
00:11:24sila naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:26pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:29Ang tawag sa akin ng tropa,
00:11:30the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:34Kada campus, may Jowa ako.
00:11:36Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:38Mga tropeyo.
00:11:39Ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:43At pagkalalaki.
00:11:45Paragay!
00:11:46Where's my girlfriend?
00:11:47Si Susi.
00:11:48Si Susi.
00:11:49Hi.
00:11:50Hi.
00:11:51Where are your friends, no?
00:11:52Hi.
00:11:53Hi.
00:11:54Hi.
00:11:55Where are your friends, no?
00:11:56Uh-huh.
00:11:57Uh-huh.
00:11:58Uh-huh.
00:11:59Uh-huh.
00:12:00Uh-huh.
00:12:01Uh-huh.
00:12:02Uh-huh.
00:12:03Uh-huh.
00:12:04Where are my friends, no?
00:12:08It's my girlfriend, Susie.
00:12:15My girlfriend?
00:12:18Yes.
00:12:19It's my girlfriend.
00:12:21Yes.
00:12:33Ay, parang wala naman kaming na balita na may pinapormaan tong mokong na to.
00:12:37Baga?
00:12:38Talagang ko bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:41Nalang, naninigurado walang.
00:12:42Sarasabihin muna, pag sinimot ka na.
00:12:44Oo nga.
00:12:46Hindi hala naman ko.
00:12:47Sinimot ba talaga yan?
00:12:49who?
00:12:52You didn't come up?
00:12:54You weren't good. You were like a nice girl.
00:12:57Then you'd be able to step on it.
00:12:59Let's go play!
00:13:01Yeah! I want to step on it!
00:13:02Here, this hat is Bathu Spr continuar!
00:13:04I want to step on it
00:13:05You don't want to step on it!
00:13:07I am more volte then I want him.
00:13:11What exactly do you want?
00:13:12It's over there!
00:13:14Fuck you!
00:13:15That's why it's gonna work.
00:13:16Wait a minute.
00:13:18I'm sorry.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:22I don't know what to do.
00:13:24It's important to me.
00:13:26I love my love.
00:13:30Do you want her?
00:13:32I don't know.
00:13:34I'm sorry.
00:13:38It's just a joke.
00:13:40It's just a joke.
00:13:42It's just a joke.
00:13:44Bobo ka ba?
00:13:46Alam mo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:48Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:50Tayang ka.
00:13:52Ayaw ka pang ipagpalit niyan.
00:13:54Mas bobo ka.
00:13:56Yung sakto lang, walang labis, walang kulang.
00:13:58Magmamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Lina, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:04Takamok!
00:14:06Banda pwede, pare.
00:14:08Ilupit mo din, no?
00:14:10Madyakpat ka dito kay Susie.
00:14:12Isipin mo ko tumunan ako, Jack?
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:16Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:18Tululaway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:20Kago.
00:14:21Wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:22Maghintay ka.
00:14:24Talo kita.
00:14:42Susie.
00:14:44Oh!
00:14:46Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:14:48Ikaw, hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:14:50Hindi.
00:14:52Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:14:54Ew.
00:14:56Ew.
00:14:57Inadbalata sa FB, ha?
00:14:58Ah, talaga.
00:14:59Taka.
00:15:00Sige, accept kita.
00:15:01Sabi mo yan, ha?
00:15:02Oo.
00:15:03Wait lang.
00:15:04Ayan.
00:15:05Na-accept na kita.
00:15:06Ayun.
00:15:07Ayun.
00:15:08Ayun.
00:15:09Na-accept na kita.
00:15:10Ayun.
00:15:11Oo nga.
00:15:12Thank you, ha?
00:15:13Ano, talaga.
00:15:14Taka.
00:15:15Sige.
00:15:16Accept kita.
00:15:17Sabi mo yan, ha?
00:15:18Oo.
00:15:19Wait lang.
00:15:20Ayan.
00:15:21Na-accept na kita.
00:15:23Ayun.
00:15:24Oo nga.
00:15:26Thank you, ha?
00:15:27Anong alam mo.
00:15:31Susie.
00:15:32Oo.
00:15:33Sige, ha?
00:15:34May lakad pa kasi kami.
00:15:36Una na kami.
00:15:38Friend mo?
00:15:41Si Marla.
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Sige.
00:15:47Sige, una na kami, ha?
00:15:48May lakad pa kami, eh.
00:15:49Sige.
00:15:50Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:53Ewan ko ba?
00:15:54First time kong naramdaman na sa babae.
00:15:57Inlove na ata ako.
00:16:06Taka.
00:16:07Taka.
00:16:08Taka.
00:16:09Taka.
00:16:10Taka.
00:16:11Taka.
00:16:12Taka.
00:16:13Taka.
00:16:14Taka.
00:16:15Taka.
00:16:16Taka.
00:16:17Taka.
00:16:18Taka.
00:16:19Taka.
00:16:20Taka.
00:16:21Taka.
00:16:22Taka.
00:16:23Taka.
00:16:24Taka.
00:16:25Taka.
00:16:26Taka.
00:16:27Taka.
00:16:28Taka.
00:16:29Taka.
00:16:30Taka.
00:16:31Taka.
00:16:32Taka.
00:16:33Taka.
00:16:34Give up!
00:16:36You're gonna see...
00:16:38Oh...
00:16:40Hey!
00:16:40Oh...
00:16:42Oh...
00:16:44Oh...
00:16:46Oh...
00:16:48Oh!
00:16:54Oh...
00:16:56Oh...
00:16:58Oh...
00:17:00You don't want to be able to do it.
00:17:02Don't say that you have a lot of work done.
00:17:07I was thinking about the project, babe.
00:17:10I didn't want to be able to do it.
00:17:13It was a last week.
00:17:16No!
00:17:18I'm thinking about your project.
00:17:20I'm going to be a little for you.
00:17:30Can we invite you?
00:17:33I'm going to have a coffee for you.
00:17:38Can we invite you?
00:17:40Can we invite you?
00:17:42Can we invite you?
00:17:44Can we invite you?
00:17:46Can we invite you?
00:17:48Can we invite you?
00:17:52Can we invite you?
00:17:56This is nice, no?
00:17:58Fresh!
00:18:00And a smile.
00:18:02I think I'm in love...
00:18:05...with you.
00:18:12Soon?
00:18:16I'm serious.
00:18:17I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:22How's Joey?
00:18:25What do you mean?
00:18:29Did you say to me?
00:18:30No, no.
00:18:32What I mean is...
00:18:34...you're telling me that you're a joe of your boat.
00:18:42If you love her, you'll be a little bit.
00:18:45You know, what I mean is you'll be a little bit?
00:18:46You know...
00:18:48You live in love with your wife.
00:18:50I feel like I'll be a little bit.
00:18:55You know you're a little bit here.
00:28:26Please forgive me.
01:05:55All the best.
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