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EASTENDERS 1ST JULY 2025 PART 1

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00:00You know, Dad, I think that we could do with it
00:29Yeah, it's a £50, you know, just in case we miss the last train
00:32Oi! Oi, pack that in, the car's worth more than a pair of ya
00:35Look, be back by seven, if you get stuck, call me
00:39Are you all set for a fun day of roller coasters and water slides?
00:42Yeah, you know, I was just telling Dad that we could do with some, like, emergency spending money
00:46Oh, yeah, nice try
00:49We've already been swindled enough as it is
00:51Er, what's that supposed to be?
00:52Nothing at all
00:53Oh, little Freddo
00:55Well, go home, go get your train, before you miss it
00:59Thank you
00:59Thanks
01:00All right
01:01Have fun
01:02Yeah, we're all out
01:04So
01:06I'm gonna knock a door down and get some answers like I should've done last night
01:10Ravi, we've got to think smart about this
01:12Starting a turf war isn't gonna get their inheritance back
01:15We are not doing it the Nishpanessa way
01:18Well, let's hook your panes out, why it better be good
01:20Alfie, are you done playing with koalas? Can you give me a call back? I want to know all about...
01:33Boys!
01:34Oi!
01:35Boys, get that off
01:36Come on, let's go
01:37I know Dame Elaine must be lonely and all at the hospital, but Johnny cancelled a flat view in this afternoon
01:48He's already spent the whole night there
01:51With Callum too, am I being unreasonable?
01:56Bernie
01:57I've just checked my account
01:59I'm done waiting
02:01Look, you'll get it
02:03Yeah, the payment is scheduled for later today
02:06I pinky promise
02:15How is she still walking around?
02:17Is there a reason she wouldn't be?
02:20Bernie?
02:24I...
02:25Told the panesars I caught Vicky stealing money
02:27You've done what? Why?
02:29It's dog eat dog
02:30Being a good girl has gotten me nowhere
02:32What if Sookie traces the stolen money back to you?
02:34I ain't thick
02:36There's no trial to me
02:37And besides, Sookie, she trusts me
02:39And the rest of the panesars?
02:41Sookie will keep them on side
02:43And if not
02:45I will
02:51How much longer is this going to be like bog roll palace?
02:53It smells of cheap lavender everywhere
02:55The low roll market ain't like it used to be
02:58The pick-up's slow
02:59Anyway, it might come in handy for Freddie's jippy tummy
03:02Wait
03:04Yeah, I think you should put them in your van
03:05Stacey's baps, Mo's rolls
03:08That's a good idea
03:09I just want to be able to see my telly
03:10I don't care what you do with them, Nan
03:12Just shift them
03:13All right, keep your hair on
03:15Come on, mucky pets
03:17Help me shift this lot
03:18How about I drop Hope and Arthur up at school?
03:23You seem a bit...
03:25You breathe in the calming lavender
03:28I'm here to help
03:30Thanks, Mo
03:31Oh-oh!
03:32Arthur!
03:33Come on!
03:34I can't!
03:35Are you seriously saying you don't actually have a plan?
03:39Hi, guys
03:40What's going on?
03:41Someone's been embezzling the business accounts
03:42Well, it ain't me, knucklehead
03:43It's Vicky Fowler
03:44She's been at it for months
03:45Yeah, and she's taking thousands
03:46And we're sitting back doing nothing
03:47Vicky, it doesn't seem like her style
03:48It is
03:49Vicky has debts with Sharon
03:50And if she didn't pay up, she'd have been out on her ear, so...
03:52You know she's still at it?
03:53I've seen a scheduled payment going out this afternoon
03:54Why haven't you stopped her yet?
03:55Right
03:56She needs taking down in Walford Common and teaching her a lesson now
03:57Whoa
03:58Whoa
03:59Whoa
04:00Wait
04:01Before you go all huntsman in the woods again
04:02Okay, there has to be a rational way of dealing with this
04:04Sophie, what are you suggesting?
04:05What are you suggesting?
04:06What are you suggesting?
04:07What are you suggesting?
04:08Well, it ain't me, knucklehead
04:09Well, it ain't me, knucklehead
04:10It's Vicky Fowler
04:11She's been at it for months
04:12Yeah, and she's taking thousands
04:13And we're sitting back doing nothing
04:14Vicky
04:15It doesn't seem like her style
04:16It is
04:17Vicky has debts with Sharon
04:18And if she didn't pay up, she'd have been out on her ear, so...
04:19Okay, there has to be a rational way of dealing with this
04:21Sophie, what are you suggesting?
04:23A strongly worded email?
04:24This is my kids' money we're talking about
04:26Look, no one steals from the family and gets away with it, okay?
04:29Leave her to me
04:34Small class
04:35Dad?
04:36Hey
04:37Been looking for ya
04:39Hey, I take it you heard about Elaine?
04:41Yeah, Linda called me earlier
04:43I'm gonna get a go and see ya
04:45Don't you think that's a good idea?
04:48That's a bit awkward
04:50You've both been fighting about divorce the past couple of weeks
04:53Actually, I'm gonna go and tell her I'm standing down my solicits
04:56If you don't blame yourself for the heart attack, dear
05:00Well, the divorce rigmarole hasn't helped
05:02I don't wanna cause her any more stress
05:04That's why you need to keep your distance
05:06Look, I can go in your place
05:10Don't feel ya
05:12No, no, I want to
05:13She's my step-mom
05:15I'll take that one
05:16Hmm
05:19Can't take that to the hospital, Dad
05:23See ya, love
05:24Thanks
05:25Er...
05:26I'll leave it
05:27Okay
05:29See ya, can I get to school okay?
05:33Yeah, yeah, fine
05:35Bumped into Jean at the school gates
05:37Her eyes were on so far back when she saw me
05:39I thought she'd been possessed
05:41Granny's at war
05:43Well, thanks for putting up with that for me
05:45Yeah, well, any time, love
05:47Although you wouldn't need my help, would you?
05:49If you sorted out this squabble with Peter
05:51Squabble?
05:53Peter threatened to take my kids off me
05:56Don't take any notice of that
05:58I mean, when emotions are running high
06:00People say and do things they don't mean
06:02Just talk to him
06:04He's not even apologised for it
06:06He's not grovelling or nothing
06:08Why should I have fucked him?
06:10Because he's got the emotional intelligence
06:12Of a sweet potato
06:13And is digging your hills in
06:15Really doing what's best for little Jimmy?
06:18Oh, all I'm saying is
06:20You're stronger together
06:22But...
06:23It's your life
06:25Matt, was there anything else, Kathy?
06:28Well, it looks like this lot's gonna start growing legs soon
06:31So...
06:32While I'm here, eh?
06:36But, Lauren, just, er...
06:38Just think about the boys, eh?
06:40Hey!
06:49Harvey, our hands are tired, alright?
06:52Just get your spickers spare by midday
06:54Sort it out, alright?
06:55I'll see you later, alright?
06:56Who took a jaw tray out?
06:58Oh, I had a hen night in the limo
06:59And they trashed it
07:00It's full of fake tan and whipped cream
07:01Mmm, that's all
07:03You and Stace needs to loosen up
07:05Is she alright?
07:06I dunno
07:07But we're all walking on eggshells
07:09Are you ready to start an empire?
07:13I bet I'll be able to sell all of these at the end of the week
07:16Should've made more
07:17Billionaire mindset right there, mate
07:19Just remember
07:20No excuses
07:21Yep
07:22Only results
07:23Sweet
07:24See you in a bit
07:27Alright, you
07:28You scribbled off school again?
07:29I just...
07:30I just don't feel well
07:32I've out got mug written across my forehead
07:34What you got there?
07:35Oh, it's...
07:36I just found it on the floor just now
07:37Did you?
07:38Yeah?
07:39Let's have a look in your bag
07:40Come on
07:41Tommy
07:42Shouldn't you be at school?
07:43What?
07:44Shouldn't you be at school?
07:45What?
07:46Shouldn't you be at school?
07:47Um, no, I've actually got to be somewhere
07:49You know, it's funny actually
07:50I actually wanted to speak to you
07:51Did you?
07:52You got time for a little chat?
07:53Nah, sorry
07:54I really have to go
07:55Get your tie
07:56What are you doing?
07:57Nah, it's all messed up
07:58Mr Glotty
07:59I'm gonna have to make a scene
08:00Come on
08:01Only be quick
08:02I can't be long
08:03Eve's by herself
08:04Please tell me it's good news
08:05Slate's very not darling
08:06Listen, it's another dead end
08:07I feel, just feel like I'm chasing my tail
08:08How much longer am I gonna have to keep this up?
08:09Cass gonna notice?
08:10Yeah, well how do you think I feel?
08:11I can't even answer her calls
08:13Cause she'll know I'm hiding something
08:15Well fess up then Alfie
08:16Seriously
08:17Alfie?
08:18Alfie?
08:19Are you talking to Alfie?
08:20He was just asking how the kids are
08:21Oh, there was Cat fretting it'd gone off grid
08:23Oh, she must be so relieved
08:24Um, that reminds me actually
08:25Arfa wanted your fishy basket for dinner
08:26Is that alright?
08:27Well, if there's a demand
08:28Have we got to go?
08:29Have we got to go?
08:30No, no, no
08:31No, no, no
08:32No, no
08:33No, no
08:34No, no
08:35No, no
08:36No, no
08:37No
08:38No
08:39No
08:40No
08:41No
08:42No
08:43No
08:44No
08:45No
08:46You demand
08:47Have we got fishpits in the freezer?
08:48Stace
08:49Stacey
08:50Stacey
08:51Stacey
08:52Are you there?
08:59OK derogar
09:00The door can't it back
09:01Is Joel in?
09:02No
09:03Why has he done something?
09:04Not here for your company
09:05What's all the commotion?
09:07Yeah
09:08Spit it out
09:09Is Tommy
09:10He's telling me that him and Joel have been nicking these vape things from the Minutemar
09:12The two of them, they're leading each other Astray
09:15Let's put it into perspective.
09:16Well, my perspective is panoramic. That's why I'm here, all right?
09:19These little things, they snowball fast, trust me.
09:22I've already got the social breathing down my neck, and if they get wind of this...
09:26Joel's a good kid, so is Tommy, but the two of them, they can't help themselves.
09:30Maybe she's right. I've got to pop out.
09:33I'm just trying to do the decent thing here, yeah? Parent to parent.
09:36OK. Before we have the old Bill knocking on our door.
09:38All right. Well, I'll tell you what. I will talk to Joel.
09:41You and Alvin. You just keep Tommy in check, all right?
09:43Come handle him.
09:55Have you separated the recycling?
10:00Dad?
10:01The cab from the airport?
10:03Yeah. I couldn't face the pack tube, so I thought I'd treat myself.
10:06Treat yourself? Wasn't Australia enough of a treat, huh?
10:09So, have you held firm and not got back with Norrin then?
10:12Well, she's, um...
10:15Yeah, she's the one not talking to me, actually.
10:18She's not talking to you? Why?
10:20Wow. What the cat coughed up?
10:22Not you, darling. Welcome back.
10:24Thanks, Mum.
10:25I have just spent God knows how long with Lauren helping her clean up.
10:30That poor girl is struggling.
10:32She won't let me need a house. What am I supposed to do?
10:34Do you know how scary it is being threatened with a custody bail?
10:37I was just looking at my options, Grandpa.
10:40Oh, right.
10:41Well, and so you settled on being at each other's throats, did you? Nice.
10:46And I hear that Jimmy's genetic results might be back next week.
10:50And if Lauren is responsible for his condition, then that's grounds for custody.
10:53Oh, shut up, Ian.
10:55Do you remember your childhood, Peter?
10:58You know, the endless fights?
11:00Being dragged on the Eurostar away from your dad?
11:02Well, I thought you might.
11:04So pull your socks up, will you?
11:06And make sure history doesn't repeat itself.
11:09Well, old he is, isn't it?
11:13What if I did go too far?
11:16You know what?
11:17My problem with your mum was I always took her back.
11:20If I had to cut my losses, I would have saved myself a lot of heartache.
11:24Bullet wounds.
11:34Maybe it's time to head, eh?
11:35Get some sleep.
11:38No, I can't leave Gran.
11:40I mean, she's just had a heart attack.
11:43You can go, though.
11:44I mean, I appreciate you being here, but...
11:47No.
11:48You've got a practically family.
11:52You know, now George is out of the picture.
11:56It's all down to me.
11:59How am I meant to be the man of this house?
12:01You know, like, mum still calls me a little sausage.
12:04Oi.
12:05None of that.
12:06You're doing just as good a job as what Lee or Mick would have done.
12:09Mm-hm.
12:10You know what I love?
12:11OK?
12:12Yeah.
12:16Got something nice?
12:18Er, it's a gift for Felix Wilford.
12:21If I were you, I'd buy that suitcase.
12:24And I'd go someplace far, far away from here.
12:27And then I'd use whatever money I had
12:29and enjoy the rest of my life while I still could.
12:34Why?
12:36I ain't got no reason to run.
12:40I mean, I'm not the one that's covered up a murder
12:43and desperately needs to keep it in your head and your mouth.
12:45I don't know.
12:46I don't know.
12:47I don't know.
12:48I don't know.
12:49I don't know.
12:50I don't know.
12:51I don't know.
12:52I don't know.
12:53I don't know.
12:54I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
12:56I don't know.
12:57I don't know.
12:58I don't know.
12:59Sorry.
13:01Rikki.
13:02How can I help?
13:04Joel messaged me.
13:05Is he here?
13:06Oh, really?
13:07Oh funny.
13:10I can't see him.
13:11Unless he's round the back.
13:24Look, if this is about them vape bits, Joel, Nick, from the minute...
13:27Mark.
13:30No.
13:31No, it's nothing to do with the vapes.
13:37It's more to do with the money you stole from my family.
13:41I think it's still no money.
13:43Er, don't even try and deny it.
13:45I've told them all about you.
13:46You conniving bitch.
13:48I told you I'd deal with her.
13:49You were taking too long.
13:50This is a set-up.
13:52Bernie is the real fee for you.
13:53Oh, here we go.
13:54Let's keep this nice and simple, shall we?
13:58For your kid's sake.
14:02Please.
14:03Joel.
14:03Please let me out.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05Are you two sick in the head?
14:07It weren't me.
14:08You expect us to believe that, do you?
14:10Hey, look, I've got all the time in the world to wait for a confession.
14:17I'm not sure Joel has, though.
14:19You're not tired?
14:29I know Mummy is.
14:30Hey.
14:32You all right?
14:33Hi.
14:35Little man, keep me busy, yeah?
14:36Oh, let me guess.
14:37You could do better.
14:39Lauren, I didn't say that.
14:41What was that?
14:42I couldn't hear you over all the patronising.
14:44I'm sorry, all right?
14:47I'm really trying.
14:48Yeah, we're going to have to do a little bit better than I'm sorry, all right?
14:50I'm really trying.
14:53Oh!
14:54He just laughed.
14:57It's a cough, isn't it?
14:59Oh, what do you know?
15:01He's definitely cooing up.
15:03I know that much.
15:04For his age?
15:06Early start, isn't he?
15:07Like he's dead.
15:08You were more of an early finisher, weren't you?
15:13Ouch.
15:14It's a bit harsh, isn't it?
15:18Maybe he just likes our banter.
15:26Admit what you've done!
15:29She's taking you for a ride.
15:30Can you not see that?
15:31Why would I risk the only decent thing I've got going for me?
15:35I'm just trying to be a good, decent person in all of this.
15:39Yeah, and all he'll ever be is a parasite.
15:41Clock's ticking.
15:42Drop the act.
15:43I am telling the truth!
15:45Do you think I would stand here peddling the same light while an innocent kid freezes?
15:50He'll do what you want with me and her, but leave Joel out of it.
15:53Have a heart, for God's sake!
15:55Let him out.
15:56I want a confession.
15:58She knows what we're capable of now.
16:00So that's it, yeah?
16:11Sorry!
16:14Come here.
16:16Come here.
16:17Sorry, it was just a couple of babes.
16:19I know.
16:20It's okay.
16:21Get yourself.
16:22Let's go.
16:22I know you are 95% muscle, but surely you ain't that thick.
16:28Look at her.
16:29She's sweating like a sinner.
16:31You've got until tomorrow to repay us, or I won't be holding Revy back.
16:42The cheek of some people, eh?
16:45Just need to get some fresh air.
16:46Something's on top of that, eh?
16:52Don't be stupid.
16:55Man is harmless.
17:06Come in.
17:08Ah, you're looking fabulous as always.
17:11Gina, darling.
17:12I didn't expect to see you here.
17:13Well, I bought you some trashy mags.
17:17Didn't know how long you'd been here, did I?
17:18Well, I'll tell you something.
17:19If my ticker problem hadn't killed me, the boredom would have.
17:24Don't worry, I'll be home soon.
17:26You had us all worried.
17:28Tell me about it.
17:30My whole life flashed in front of me.
17:33All 20 years.
17:37Got me thinking.
17:38I'm far too fabulous to be lying around in the gutter.
17:40Fighting and clinging on to faded glories.
17:45What do you mean?
17:47Tell George he's going to get everything he's legally owed in the divorce.
17:54Wow.
17:55I'll realise I've ever salvaged my family and move on.
17:59Not just for Linda's sake, but for mine too.
18:04But we...
18:05can still chat and hang out though, right?
18:09Darling.
18:10It's going to take a lot more than a divorce to stop me seeing you and Anna.
18:16You'll always be part of my family.
18:20Get in.
18:21Here, Trace, I ain't got a bag of 50s, have you?
18:27Sorry, Stace, I haven't.
18:28Oh.
18:29Here, Stace.
18:31You all right, Cat?
18:32Yeah, the cab office was driving me potty.
18:34Everything going all right?
18:36Honestly?
18:38I feel like I'm trying to stay afloat with bricks tied around my ankles.
18:41Cabs are barely turning a profit.
18:43Tommy's been pushing it.
18:44Typical Alfie, on a different time zone when I need him the most.
18:47Well, I'm sure he'll be back soon to help you.
18:49Why? You spoke to him personally, cos I still ain't.
18:52Well, no, not since he left.
18:55But you know what blokes are like, are ringing back.
18:57Yeah, listening to me whinge on.
19:00None of the time were you having a nightmare and all.
19:02Me?
19:03No.
19:03All good.
19:04No complaints here.
19:06Why don't you drop the kids round mine later?
19:09Mum's doing her fishy basket.
19:11Lovely.
19:12Yeah, cheers, I owe you.
19:14Yeah.
19:15What family's for, eh?
19:16Hmm.
19:19Again, I'm sorry that this happened on my watch.
19:27I feel so stupid.
19:28Yeah, you should.
19:31Don't mind me.
19:32I'm just soaking my delicates.
19:34Um, have a seat, Bernie.
19:38Now, I want to apologise.
19:41For yesterday.
19:44You know, people we can trust don't come easy.
19:47So, your loyalty is very appreciated.
19:49You know, you guys have done so much for me.
19:53It'd be silly to betray you.
19:55Like, I've got all that you've asked for.
19:57Bank statements, invoices, the lot.
20:00Oh, you're very prepared, aren't you?
20:02How long did it take you to get that sorted?
20:05Now, I want to see everything Vicky's taken.
20:07Down to the last penny.
20:07Er, Priya, can you not do that somewhere else?
20:15If I must.
20:16In my own home.
20:22Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:23Priya!
20:25Whoopsie.
20:26What the hell is wrong with you?
20:28Oh, calm down.
20:30It was an accident.
20:31You've probably wrecked this now, you idiot.
20:33I'll wreck your face if you're not careful.
20:34OK, enough.
20:35Priya, get a mop.
20:36Bernie, I'll have Vinny replace your laptop.
20:38What?
20:38No, I need this one.
20:40It's got all my work saved.
20:41No, I know, I know, but this can't be salvaged.
20:44We're going to have to buy you a new one.
20:45What?
20:45Will you come back tomorrow, please?
20:47What?
20:48Right, yeah, OK.
20:50I'll see you tomorrow.
20:52Careful!
20:54Don't slip up.
21:02I'll see you tomorrow.
21:33Picture me Wednesday.
21:35That's all right.
21:36I've been trying to get Jimmy cooing again, though, like you did.
21:40No, you have to do it when you do your silly voice.
21:43I'm trying to get Jimmy cooing again!
21:44That isn't my silly voice.
21:48You've probably worn out for more of the fun we've been having, haven't you?
21:51No, we didn't coo till, like, 12 weeks, was it?
21:57I'm surprised you can remember that.
21:58Well, Jimmy's only one step ahead, ain't ya?
22:03He won't always be, though, will he?
22:07Larnie'll be just fine.
22:10In fact, he'll be the smartest, the brightest little boy.
22:15I can tell.
22:18He'll take after his mum.
22:24Larnie, I was a complete tool.
22:27I'm so sorry for saying I'd take the boys away from you.
22:29I'd never do that.
22:30I don't know what I was thinking.
22:32You're the best thing in their lives.
22:35And mine.
22:38Sorry.
22:38Right, I'll leave you to it.
22:45Thank you, um, for...
22:48Well, thank you for everything today.
22:53It's just so much easier.
22:56It's so much better when we're a proper little family.
22:59Yeah, yeah.
23:02Please get me to sleep in a minute.
23:05I'm not tired at all anymore.
23:07I'll keep you company for a little bit, then.
23:15Yeah.
23:28Shh.
23:30My foot's still on it.
23:31Hey, I've had them.
23:46I need a proper drink.
23:47Cheers.
23:49Sorry, I won't think you...
23:50Don't be silly.
23:51It's a boozer.
23:52Everyone wants a proper drink.
23:53Oh.
23:56I was just picking up some frozen fish bits
23:58when Kim told me about Elaine.
24:01Oh, my condolences.
24:03She ain't dead, Jean.
24:04No.
24:05But having a heart attack can provoke a downward spiral.
24:07No, no, she's all right.
24:09I mean, when I left her at the hospital,
24:10she was chewing the ear off some young, handsome doctor.
24:12Oh, good for her.
24:13Back on the saddle, then.
24:14To be honest, I'm enjoying the peace of choir.
24:16Yeah, I felt the same.
24:17Now I'm ripping my air out, trying to get Alfie to return my calls.
24:20Still, Stacey was talking to him earlier.
24:23Come again?
24:24Oh, I overheard them on the phone.
24:26Oh, Alfie's probably organising some surprise
24:29and he's asked Stacey to keep shit in about it.
24:31No, I sum it off.
24:33He's been acting strange for weeks.
24:34I'm calling Spencer.
24:35You'll cut out the ball.
24:38Welcome back to Green and Sun,
24:40which is hosting the opening game of Euro 2025.
24:44But don't feel guilty.
24:46Elaine must be sick of the side of his partner.
24:48Yeah, yeah, no, I guess.
24:50Oh, come on, it's the Albert's Pride celebration tomorrow.
24:53I should lift your spirits.
24:54Oh, is that tomorrow?
24:56Oh, no.
24:57What?
24:58What, are you all right?
24:59I missed a call from Ben earlier.
25:01I'm calling back.
25:01It doesn't make us going anywhere.
25:03Only he can call me.
25:04Well, not at the moment,
25:05because he's in segregation again for fighting.
25:07It's a shame.
25:08Mate, I'm so sorry.
25:09It must have been when we were at hospital or something.
25:11Oh, no, sure.
25:13Ain't your fault.
25:17So, what are we wearing to the Pride extra?
25:19I think I'm just going to give it a miss.
25:22I'll just help visit Grand or something.
25:25You know, Pride is a celebration of queer visibility
25:28and I'm feeling really unseem-wracking.
25:32Hey, looks.
25:33We need to talk.
25:36Spence?
25:37Sorry to ring so late.
25:39Um, is Alfie there?
25:41Yeah, I thought he might be asleep.
25:43Can you go and wake him up?
25:44It's an emergency.
25:48Nan's dead.
25:51What do you mean?
25:53My Nan's been laid out by a milk float
25:54and Alfie won't come to the phone.
25:58He ain't there, is he?
25:59Oh, shut up.
26:01I weren't born yesterday.
26:03Right, so Alfie's not with Spence, sir.
26:06Why is Alfie lying to me?
26:08And better still, why is Stacey covering for him?
26:09You've done it already.
26:16Yeah, the flights are booked.
26:18It's the only option.
26:19Vicky and the Panasans are after blood.
26:21What, I thought Suki trusted you?
26:22She's just protecting her own secret.
26:24Like, all of this is going to blow soon.
26:25I can feel it.
26:26Then leave Walford now where you've still got kneecaps.
26:28No, but not until I've transferred the last chunk of money.
26:30You've already stolen thousands.
26:32They owe me a hundred times over.
26:35This is for Keanu.
26:36Felix, are you sure you don't want to come with me?
26:43What is left for us round here?
26:45I don't know, maybe I finally have a boyfriend now.
26:47We were even living at flats together.
26:49I can't just abandon my life.
26:51I'm sorry about it.
26:56That's settled.
26:57After I get a laptop back, I disappear.
27:02For good.
27:04But you do know you're playing a dangerous game, yeah?
27:08Yeah.
27:10And I'm going to win.
27:11I've loaded on the spyware.
27:21We'll be able to see every single thing she does from now on.
27:25Oh, I love it when a plan comes together.
27:28Oh, something to celebrate.
27:30We're going to catch our thief.
27:32Vicky?
27:34Bernie.
27:35Bernie.
27:36Time to remind her that we're experts in pest extermination.
27:40Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:50Oh.
27:51Oh.
27:57Oh.
27:59Oh.