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EASTENDERS 25TH JUNE 2025

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00:00Okay, well, we've been up early to redecorate, so, er, we'll all just forget the epic meltdown.
00:10Keep calm and carry on.
00:12Yesterday was just a blip on what is going to be a lovely festive family day.
00:16Right? Billy and Honey are still coming and you boys are going to be there.
00:20God, this is a joke.
00:22Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
00:24Because he's got private health care.
00:27That's a joke.
00:28And this is half Christmas.
00:31And it's mandatory.
00:33It wouldn't be half Christmas if we weren't papering over cracks.
00:37I wouldn't miss it for the world, Mum.
00:45Right. Paddy's party.
00:48Which one of these makes my eyes pop the most?
00:51Listen, I was thinking maybe we should give Julie a call, you know, having another familiar face around the place.
00:57This might help knock stuff like yesterday on the head.
01:00I made my decision and we made a pact.
01:04I think it's got to be this one.
01:06But don't need ironing.
01:07Not bad for a last minute brainstorm, eh?
01:19Paddy.
01:20No one calls him Paddy.
01:21Well, maybe you should.
01:22It's very endearing.
01:24And do not worry, there is no whiskey or creme liqueur in that.
01:27Only rum and bitters.
01:28I've done my research because I wanted to give him a little bit of peacock panache for his birthday.
01:35Now, I know Yolandi shook on 300, but I think another 80 should cover it.
01:41As in when you've got it, Ops.
01:42Um, Mum.
01:45Yolandi and Kim wanted this to be a classy event.
01:47Yeah.
01:48I don't think umbrella straws and rum punch is what they're after.
01:52Well, no one does class like us and there's more surprises to come.
01:56So tell Kim I've got it covered, yeah?
01:57Okay.
01:58I am going to go get some coffees.
02:01I think we're going to need them.
02:01Oh, lovely.
02:03Mum, are you doing that thing where you throw yourself into something because something else is worrying you?
02:09And that something being George?
02:11George is ancient history.
02:16This is our pub.
02:18And getting it back on its feet has absolutely nothing to do with him.
02:23And he can whistle up a gum tree if he wants a slice out of it.
02:26Listen, why don't you go to your meeting?
02:28In fact, have the day off.
02:31Look, I'm sorry I left you with all the hard work.
02:34But Mother is back now.
02:39Where is Mother?
02:41Now, it's not just Raymond and Pearl that you're looking after.
02:44You've got cats, kids too.
02:46So you tell your mates that they are the priority, right?
02:50Listen, no messing about.
02:52Don't worry, Mum.
02:53My boy's a good boy.
02:54So that was Howie.
02:56We've got Carter Caribbean Coupe on our hands.
02:59I need to get over there.
03:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:01There's no time for that.
03:02What?
03:03We need Patrick to think that it's a fancy lunch.
03:05Remember?
03:06Not 12 rounds we've left at Laney.
03:08So let's fight, more pearly whites.
03:12Hey!
03:12Look at the wonderful girls.
03:15Are you all ready for a good time?
03:18All the time.
03:19Let's go.
03:20Go on, baby.
03:21The call centre's rent's gone up and the mini-mart's overheads are a fortune, too.
03:27Well, I'm sure Ravi's got the same over at Walford East.
03:31It's, um, risk and reward, ain't it?
03:33And anyway, who are we to question the Panasar's empire, eh?
03:36Talking of questioning, have you seen these invoices from Mack and Sands?
03:41I'm presuming they're for work on some of the properties, but they are charging a bomb.
03:46Do you think we should check with Sookie?
03:48Um, uh, don't, don't worry.
03:52I'll, um, I'll sort it.
03:55Less quarter day, yeah?
03:57Does Patrick even like cricket?
03:58He better.
03:59I mean, Gransbury's set a wicket up outside of Vic by now.
04:03Well, trust me and Taylor.
04:05Are you coming to Patrick's party later?
04:07Um, maybe I'll...
04:10We'll see.
04:17So, have you already told her about us being official, or is that a way of showing us to all who knows?
04:21No, she's just jealous that you've stolen me away, that's all.
04:24I will tell her at the party, and all you need to do is pass the boyfriend's.
04:27Right, who's for a top-up?
04:34Don't be shy.
04:35Yeah, for sure.
04:38Billy, don't fill yourself up on those.
04:40You'll spoil your lunch.
04:42Well, we didn't have pigs in blankets for Christmas, did we?
04:45Not in here, was it?
04:47Oh, there's my baby!
04:50Oh, you're getting in the spirit.
04:51Aren't you, darling?
04:54Pink, calm and carry-on, right?
04:56Oh, I'll get it.
05:00Right then.
05:01I'm going to top up these pigs in blankets.
05:03Seem to be running low.
05:04It's all right.
05:16What the hell's he doing here?
05:18Well, I invited him.
05:20Half Christmas is about family time.
05:22And he is family.
05:25Right?
05:25You, er, you sure about this?
05:37It's just, I really don't think palm trees and limbo sort of scream, I see.
05:41It's a party, darling.
05:43Your mum asked for help, and you two have done nothing but poke holes in it, so pipe down,
05:47all right?
05:48OK.
05:48Hey, what do you think?
05:50Hey!
05:51Hi!
05:52Yay!
05:53Oh, there he is, the birthday boy!
05:55What do I see here?
05:56Surprise!
05:59Well, classy lunch, I should have known.
06:02Well, you know, we thought you, you, you know, deserves something, er, special.
06:08And very, very...
06:10Classy.
06:11Yeah, well, my wife-to-be and the girls all didn't know what I like.
06:15Yay!
06:18Come on, look.
06:21Mission accomplished.
06:22Yes!
06:26Is that you before me?
06:28Yes.
06:29You know Chelsea's done a playlist, yeah?
06:31Yeah, of course, darling, but I added a few extra bits.
06:33Nothing says classy like Annie Kerby.
06:39Go invite him.
06:41Oh, well, they're good mates, aren't they?
06:44Sorry.
06:45No, no.
06:51He needs to go.
06:53Now.
06:53Like I told you, I was invited.
06:56Yeah, well, you are family.
06:58Oh, you think this is funny, do you?
07:01Doing this to your brother?
07:03Doing what?
07:04Making him face the truth.
07:06Making us all face it.
07:08This ain't out of spite, Mum, it's for his own good.
07:10For his own good?
07:11Look at him.
07:13I'm gonna go.
07:15Maybe we should go.
07:16All right, sit down.
07:17All right, this is a family occasion.
07:20Okay, and he ain't family.
07:21Teddy.
07:23Teddy.
07:23Teddy.
07:23Get him out now.
07:34Listen, mate.
07:35I'm sorry.
07:36I would never have done this to you.
07:37I just thought...
07:38I don't know what I thought of here, I mean.
07:42What are you doing?
07:46Listen.
07:48I ain't here to score points, play games, whatever.
07:51I'm here for you.
07:52If you ever need me, you know to call.
07:53See you later, mate.
08:00You all right, Mum?
08:01He's fine.
08:03We're all fine.
08:05Right.
08:07Who's up for charades?
08:08Me.
08:08Yes.
08:09I can't post this.
08:2980 quid.
08:30They're charging us an extra 80 quid for cultural aggravation.
08:34That's what they're gonna say on the comments.
08:35It's appropriation.
08:36Well, it's aggravation for me.
08:38Can you just relax?
08:39I quite like this, you know.
08:41This punch is pretty good, to be fair.
08:43It's supposed to be a classy party, you know?
08:47A drum over the rocks, civilised chit-chat.
08:50Not limbo and Del Boy's Blue Lagoon.
08:53He's having a good time.
08:55And we both know that deep down,
08:57carnival gets classy in your book.
08:59Don't you just forget what some idiot says online,
09:01and enjoy yourself?
09:04There's something else, you know.
09:06You know what?
09:08I say, if you can't beat them,
09:10you'll have to dip them out, innit?
09:11Amen.
09:12OK, here we go.
09:13Here we go.
09:14Do I need to count the jugs when you're gone?
09:21I mean, you're only here to price up
09:22what you're gonna steal from me, right?
09:24I'm here for Patrick.
09:26Not Ralph.
09:27Well, you're gonna get one,
09:28if you don't clear off.
09:32I'm sorry I lost the temper.
09:34I'm 58 years old.
09:35This place was my library.
09:37What do you want me to do?
09:37I don't care what you do.
09:39We signed a postmark.
09:42If you were half the man I thought you were,
09:44you wouldn't be here cap in hand for my money.
09:49Yeah.
09:50And if you were half the woman I thought you were,
09:53we'd still be together.
09:54Overproof, I ain't drinking this.
10:04Mean evil.
10:05All right, shoot yourselves, it does the trick.
10:08How long is that film gonna last?
10:09I don't know.
10:10Until I put the next one on.
10:11Obviously, Ricky's dark dust,
10:12so there's plenty more to go around,
10:13so let's drink up.
10:15Well, this is tragic.
10:16Get out before I throw you out.
10:17I've come with a peace offering.
10:20What's all you can do with it?
10:23Look, guys,
10:25I've been an idiot, all right?
10:27I know there's probably
10:28nothing I can do or say to
10:30make up for it,
10:32but for what it's worth,
10:34I'm sorry, anyway.
10:38We can stop your sorries.
10:39But I will take that.
10:43Stay out my way, yeah?
10:45Where's that bottle of vodka you got, is it?
10:47I just walked past Patrick's, too.
10:48Reckon I could charm us a job or two off the lane?
10:50Dad, don't bother.
10:51We've got enough.
10:54Nobody's drinking that.
10:56It's a good idea.
10:57Oh, leave it to me.
10:57No, no, look,
10:58it's my family, dude.
11:01I'll sort it.
11:03Let's leave.
11:04It's nice to see Nigel
11:18having fun, isn't it?
11:19Yeah, he's really
11:20bounced back, hasn't he?
11:22Cat wants to make a cool
11:23Julian for some help,
11:24but, well, Nigel won't, I bet.
11:26Well, I just hope
11:27it was a blip, you know.
11:28It's all about distractions, isn't it?
11:30Yeah, I think it's really good
11:32that you've been taking care of, Nigel.
11:36But don't forget
11:37to look after yourself,
11:38for normal.
11:39And Raymond's been
11:40with you soon, too.
11:42Cheers.
11:49No bloodshed yet, then?
11:51For now.
11:53I've texted Mum
11:53if she's on her way over.
11:55Oh, no, here we go.
11:58That's more fun on the way.
11:59She hates me
12:01because of Keanu
12:02and now
12:03Felix is going to tell her
12:05where for sure.
12:06Do you really like him?
12:09Yeah.
12:11Well, then, you better
12:12make sure that she likes you
12:14because the last thing
12:16that we need
12:17is the past
12:17coming back to haunt us.
12:26Right, then?
12:27OK.
12:31Go on, then.
12:32Said you were going to sort it?
12:33Sort it?
12:35Wait.
12:41You all right?
12:43Sorry to hear about you and George.
12:45If I was 20 years old,
12:46I didn't know.
12:48You still wouldn't stand a chance.
12:53Look,
12:54come on, Elaine.
12:54I'm 17 sooner.
12:57You know me.
12:58You know the family.
13:00A glass each of this
13:02isn't going to hurt anyone,
13:03is it?
13:04We're celebrating Patrick
13:05and my dad's over there.
13:07He said he's cool with it.
13:13Yeah, all right.
13:14One glass each,
13:16but that's all, yeah?
13:17And then go and enjoy yourselves.
13:19Because that's what I intend to do.
13:21Cool.
13:35Phil.
13:38Peter Rabbit.
13:40Oh, Peter Rabbit too.
13:41Oh, if you're not going to play properly,
13:43then don't play at all.
13:43You've caused enough trouble today
13:45as it is.
13:49Pretty woman!
13:50No.
13:51Come on, Barn.
13:52Get involved!
13:54Ach!
13:56The devil wears Prada!
14:00Where's Prada?
14:00Yeah.
14:02Oh, no,
14:03not that you're the devil.
14:05It's just...
14:05Barn, where are you going?
14:06Barn!
14:08John!
14:09John!
14:09Well, this is more me.
14:17It's cheap, Rooka.
14:19Well done, Dan.
14:20Fair play, mate.
14:21That was all you.
14:22It's your idea, though.
14:23Right.
14:24Well, me and you,
14:24we're sticking with the proper stuff.
14:25You're only mixing our drinks, do you?
14:26Yes.
14:27Cheers.
14:27The film's finished!
14:29It was rubbish, by the way!
14:31All right, well, I'll put another one on.
14:32You chose it.
14:33Oh, proper boards.
14:34Do you guys want the console on?
14:36Yeah?
14:36I'll put the console on.
14:37All right.
14:39Are you going to put some music on or what?
14:41Yeah, all right.
14:43Dan, do you got a speaker?
14:44Uh, check around in the kitchen.
14:45See you.
14:47It's Patrick's party, Mum.
14:49If he wants to have a drink with George,
14:51that is his choice.
14:52Yeah, and it's your choice
14:52to come back and get busy
14:53when I told you to have a day off.
14:56I am fine.
14:58Look, I know you're angry,
14:59all right, but it's only money.
15:02George is trying to start a new chapter
15:03the same as you.
15:06Johnny texts me because he's worried about you, Mum.
15:08And so am I.
15:10Maybe if you calm down
15:12and lay off the drink a bit,
15:14you might realise that you're better off
15:15with a clean break and no bad feeling.
15:18Because this is becoming a problem, Mum.
15:20This is our pub,
15:21and I am entitled to have a drink.
15:24My only problem is keeping George's hand
15:26out of my purse,
15:27and that is exactly what I'm going to do.
15:29Look, I know we weren't exactly subtle,
15:32but we just wanted to tell you
15:33that we're going to give it a proper go.
15:35Like, officially.
15:36And you are my cousin and my best mate,
15:38so, uh,
15:40all your approval's all I need.
15:44Right.
15:45On that note,
15:45I need a top-up,
15:47and I will leave you to give him
15:48the once-over, yeah?
15:49So...
15:56It's going well, then?
15:58The...
15:59Panicata stuff?
16:04OK.
16:05I know you don't like me,
16:07and I understand.
16:10But I really like Felix.
16:12And he loves you, so...
16:15Can we just try and put everything in the past?
16:20Yeah, no, you're right.
16:22No, why shouldn't I be happy about you
16:23being with my cousin and your family
16:25while I'm all on my own?
16:29Your mum killed my brother,
16:32and you helped her get away with it.
16:34It's not the past for me, Johnny.
16:36It's my life.
16:37If you really want what you've got,
16:39you can't get away with it.
16:46Had to get out of there meself,
16:48but...
16:49Your mum is one glass of Buck's fizz away
16:52from strangling your brother with them lights.
16:59I'm sorry, mate.
17:02You didn't deserve that.
17:03Your brother's a prat with a point to make,
17:05and in this world,
17:07there ain't much worse.
17:10He did it to you, too.
17:12Ain't you angry?
17:16I'd be a lot angrier
17:17if I didn't think he had a point.
17:22And when we found out
17:23you were a boy,
17:27I remember thinking,
17:28why, they're all sussed.
17:30No, did we all.
17:31Bit of football,
17:33clipped round the ear every now and then.
17:35Worked for Harry.
17:36Thought that's how it was done, you know?
17:39And then you came along.
17:43And you...
17:44were different.
17:47Made you like books for a start,
17:49and hated anything with a ball that weren't Pokemon.
17:55You were cautious.
17:57Clever.
17:58You were kind, you know, kind.
17:59And you used to give me a hug
18:03before you went to bed.
18:07I couldn't work you out.
18:09But I loved every second of it, mate.
18:14Every second.
18:17You know, I've...
18:18taken more hidings in my life
18:21than I'd like to admit.
18:24But finding out about this,
18:26well...
18:26nothing's hurt me more.
18:33Nothing.
18:36But the truth is...
18:38nothing's changed for me.
18:41Like, I look at you now
18:44and I still feel the same.
18:47The same as I felt
18:48when I held you in my arms
18:49as a baby.
18:50You're mine,
18:55but...
18:55you're my son.
18:58And I am proud to be your dad,
19:00and nothing's gonna change that.
19:06Your mum...
19:07she's embarrassed.
19:10She's taken it out on Zach.
19:13But for me,
19:15he's the unlucky one,
19:17cos he's the one
19:17that's not had you in his life.
19:20And if he cares enough
19:23to want to know you,
19:27then I love you enough
19:29to put my ego aside
19:32and let him in your life, mate.
19:36If that's what you want.
19:48I wanted to ignore it.
19:50But we can't, can we?
19:52And this ain't his fault.
19:54It's not ours, either.
19:56I love you, Dad.
20:00I don't need him.
20:02Pushing him away ain't fair, is it?
20:04What he's doing is pushing us further from each other, too.
20:12You're the smartest person I know, bud.
20:15So I know you'll make the right call
20:17for all of us.
20:20I want my clunkies.
20:35That's a shout-out.
20:36Are you all right, man?
20:38Are you good?
20:39I'm fine.
20:40I'm fine.
20:40You don't look good.
20:42Bro, I don't.
20:43Do you want some water?
20:44I dread normal.
20:45I don't want some water.
20:46Sorry.
20:47Guys, where's the other jug?
20:48Baby, you're going for it.
20:50I'm not yours.
20:51I'm not yours.
20:52I'm not yours.
20:53I'm not yours.
20:54I should be checking for zip tyres and vans, or what?
20:59We don't do gifts at half-Christmas, but thank you.
21:04I know these are book vouchers, but I think this place sells board games as well.
21:09Might get Mum a new one for next year.
21:12I think today put her off girards for good.
21:15Yes, mate.
21:16I'm sorry.
21:17Yeah, I just...
21:18No, it's okay.
21:19I'm sorry, too.
21:20I mean, Harry did kidnap you, so I'm not really sure why you'd trust him.
21:25But still, I'm sorry.
21:27It's just more hope than expectation, mate.
21:30Story of my life.
21:34Look, I know this is weird, but maybe it doesn't have to be this weird, right?
21:44Yeah.
21:47I don't need a dad.
21:49I've got one.
21:51I could always do with more friends, cos I'm not exactly Mr. Popular around here.
21:56You know?
21:57Even if you are in your mid-thirties and share my DNA.
22:02So, maybe we could start there?
22:12I'd really like that, mate.
22:16I told not to drink it.
22:17I can't believe they did the whole jug.
22:19Okay.
22:20Look, I need water.
22:21I need water.
22:22Yeah, Bert.
22:23Look, Raymond, you're okay, mate, yeah?
22:25I just need you to drink this and lay down.
22:26Come on.
22:27You're all right, mate, yeah?
22:28Come on.
22:29I feel sick.
22:30Denzel, we need to call someone.
22:31No, no, no, no.
22:32We don't need to call anybody.
22:33They're going to be fine.
22:34I will sort it out.
22:35Can someone get him some water?
22:37It's all right, Bert.
22:38It's all right, Bert.
22:39It's all right, Bert.
22:40It's all right, Bert.
22:45All right, all right.
22:46I want to thank all you for coming to me surprise party.
22:50You know, I had no idea at all, you know?
22:53And I want to thank me beautiful wife-to-be and me girls and them, you know, for organizing
23:01this surprise.
23:02You're welcome.
23:03Okay.
23:04Okay.
23:05So, why don't we all raise a glass, yeah?
23:09To Patchy!
23:11And to real men, unlike George over here, who would like me to maintain his
23:19lifestyle without his second name?
23:22Grand.
23:23No, no, no.
23:24Everyone loves George, don't they?
23:26But in the meantime, he's got his hand in my purse.
23:29You wouldn't get Patrick doing that, or Phil, or any man with any decency.
23:35Oh, calm down.
23:36Hey, Patrick, got your cake?
23:38She's drunk.
23:39And she's the one who cheated.
23:42It's always the ones you least expect.
23:45Oh, yeah.
23:46And like you weren't in and out of your old rosebush every chance you got.
23:51I'm as sober as a judge.
23:54But I now see people for who they really are.
23:58So, cheers, everyone.
24:00Miss, Miss Raymond and the twins, they need an ambulance now.
24:04They've been drinking the punch.
24:05What?
24:06So, he definitely failed the best friend boyfriend check them.
24:17I'm sorry, alright?
24:19Look, I know that I've been spending a lot of time with him recently.
24:27But I promise I will make time for you too.
24:32Yeah, because official or not, when you've got me,
24:36you're not alone.
24:38Okay?
24:40Okay.
24:42Okay.
24:44Come here.
24:47Ah, I love you.
24:50Right, where are they?
25:04Move.
25:06Okay.
25:07I said move!
25:09Come here, darling.
25:11You okay?
25:12Baby?
25:13Baby?
25:14Pearl, you all right?
25:15Yeah.
25:16You're all gonna be fine.
25:19Okay?
25:22You all are.
25:30Oh, there you are.
25:32You got it out of your system then.
25:34You know, if you're hungry, there's plenty of food left over.
25:37Well, bar the pigs in blankets.
25:39We'll have to get more in next year for Billy.
25:42Maybe we can give Monopoly a spin too, eh?
25:45Okay.
25:46Well, erm, I'm gonna head upstairs now.
25:49Let this play out.
25:57Today was supposed to be a nice family day.
25:59You know, to remember the good times.
26:01And he's ruined it.
26:02I mean, you're an idiot.
26:04But the front of him, turning up here like that...
26:06Ain't his fault.
26:08And it ain't Harry's either.
26:10It's yours.
26:11And we went and saw Zack.
26:13Barney is gonna have him in his life, whether you like it or not.
26:17And the way I see it?
26:19He needs more good people in his life.
26:22Merry half-Christmas, Mum.
26:32How could you be so stupid?!
26:34I let a 16-year-old have one cocktail at a family do that he told me his father had okayed.
26:40How was I to know he was gonna steal a couple of jugs and feed them to kids?
26:43Listen to yourself.
26:44You believed him without talking to Howie.
26:47You have put them kids in hospital and have a licence at risk.
26:50Chelsea said the paramedics told her they're gonna be fine.
26:53But don't worry, Donny.
26:54You make me the villain.
26:55Because you'd rather be here with your pal George, wouldn't you?
26:57What?
26:58I'm your mum!
26:59And this is our pub!
27:00Yeah, and you're acting like a spoilt brat.
27:02Mum, calm down!
27:03No!
27:04No!
27:05Alright, she needs to hear it.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Yeah, your marriage is over.
27:08And yeah, it's sad.
27:09But that doesn't give you the right to act like a teenager who's had her heart broken.
27:13I can't do this!
27:15Alright?
27:16I can hardly look after myself.
27:17I can't look after you and this pub as well.
27:20Let me have a little think.
27:21I might have looked after you a few times, yeah?
27:23You really want to start tallying up who's made more mistakes?
27:26I have a long way to go before I catch up with you.
27:29I don't need you looking after me or this pub!
27:32I can look after both on my own!
27:35Are you the landlords?
27:37We've been informed that a minor in Walford general reserved alcohol from these premises.
27:41We're here to investigate.
27:43Well done, Mother.