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EMMERDALE 1ST JULY 2025

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00:00Thank you very much.
00:31You okay?
00:32Look, if you're worried about seeing your dad, don't be.
00:43Because he stayed in his room last night and he left early this morning.
00:47Hey, with any luck, you'll realise how out of order he's been.
00:52How's the arm?
00:55Er, still attached.
00:57No thanks to Celia.
00:58Did you get the dog?
00:59Not yet.
01:00And she's saying it's not hers.
01:02That's absolute rubbish.
01:03Reckons it must be a stray.
01:05We're asking around, seeing if anyone's come across her.
01:07No, it was protecting her land.
01:09That's a hard thing to prove.
01:11Well, I'm a vet and I know what I'm talking about.
01:13And we're doing everything we can to track it down.
01:15You don't have to track it down.
01:16It's Celia's dog.
01:18It's dangerous.
01:19I'll be in touch if I hear any news.
01:22Brilliant.
01:23I won't hold me breath.
01:30I can't believe they're taking no word for it.
01:32That's not what he said.
01:34Are you sure you're okay?
01:36Couldn't care less, could they?
01:41Ah, great.
01:42That's all I need.
01:43Well, he's planning to apologise.
01:45Come on, let's get inside.
01:46Yeah, see what he's got to say.
01:47I thought you had a full hair of foils to do.
01:50Well, I can cancel it.
01:52No, I really would feel pathetic then.
01:54Just go to work, Mandy.
01:56What?
01:57Can we do something later?
01:58Because it's your birthday.
01:59I'm not in the mood.
02:09How are you doing?
02:20Yep.
02:23Is Mackenzie around?
02:28Who's asking?
02:30I'm Ray.
02:31We're setting up a new farm supplies business in the area.
02:34I'm just putting the feelers out, letting people know what we offer.
02:38And you are?
02:39I'm just one of the labourers, mate.
02:40It's Moira's farm.
02:41It's all you need to speak to.
02:43Well, just Mackenzie said he'd show me the set up first.
02:45See if it was worth pursuing.
02:47So, erm, do you know where we can find him?
02:53Er, try one in the barns.
02:57Any in particular?
02:59Look mate, I'm bottom of the heap.
03:00No one tells me anything.
03:01No one tells me anything.
03:05I can take this upstairs.
03:19I can manage.
03:20Ow!
03:21They, er, needed me to pick the car up.
03:26So I took a taxi over.
03:28Should have done that in the first place.
03:30First place.
03:39I really am sorry, son.
03:43For the things I said yesterday.
03:46Oh, it's alright. I know you meant it.
03:49The last thing I want is for us to fall out.
03:52I notice you're not denying it though.
03:56I went a bit far.
03:57They weren't fair.
04:01The things I said.
04:06Terry, which bit do you mean?
04:07Do you mean, do you mean Mandy making money?
04:10Or Chas sleeping with Elle or my...
04:13Any of it.
04:15The point is, people like Celia.
04:17I mean, they're no better than playground bullies.
04:19You need to stand up to them.
04:21The thing is, Dad, that advice never works.
04:25Nor just sitting down and feeling sorry for yourself.
04:30And there I go again.
04:31Mmm.
04:33It's alright.
04:34No, it's not.
04:38Look, I'll get out of your way for a bit.
04:40What are you talking about? You can't just set up a deal.
04:56You said you were okay with it. You gave me the nod.
04:59A nod? I was gonna think about it.
05:01Then I spoke to Lewis.
05:03You can see how important who he sells to is to him.
05:06Well, it's important to me and all.
05:08Well, at least the money part is.
05:10We can still make a decent whack.
05:11We're just gonna do it properly.
05:14It's always nice to take a bit of pride in your work.
05:19Who are you, eh?
05:21Friend at the Mackenzie's.
05:23And you really shouldn't be here.
05:26Well, you made it sound like it was worth a day out.
05:29Best crop in Yorkshire, you reckon?
05:31So he's a dealer.
05:33Oh, I think we've found the brains in the outfit.
05:35That's exactly what he is.
05:37I'm just kidding. I can explain.
05:39Just stay out of it.
05:41Same goes for you. This isn't for sale.
05:44Well, it certainly looks to business.
05:46What's the THC?
05:47High enough for medicinal use.
05:48That's all it's getting used for.
05:49I don't know who told you that.
05:53No one did.
05:55It's my crop, I decide.
05:58Just give them the stuff that's ready and keep the rest.
06:00No.
06:01Worse.
06:02He said no.
06:04So do one.
06:06All of it.
06:07As agreed.
06:08We haven't agreed.
06:10You really don't want to mess me about.
06:13Understood?
06:19You already had a buyer lined up?
06:24Look, I was trying to talk him round.
06:27Did all that mean nothing yesterday?
06:29I thought you finally understood me.
06:31That you were on my side.
06:32Oh, hi.
06:44Shouldn't you be, you know, anywhere but here?
06:47It's nice to see you as well.
06:49You've had your arm bitten to bits.
06:51Is that what's happened?
06:53You must have been terrified and for what Mandy told me, a bear hadn't been with you.
06:56I know!
06:58Sorry.
06:59I just don't want to think about it.
07:02Well, it's not.
07:03It's your birthday.
07:04I should be taking you for a pint.
07:05I can't.
07:06I'm on antibiotics.
07:07Strong ones.
07:08And I'm busy.
07:10Yeah, of course.
07:11Sorry.
07:13Is something wrong?
07:14You know, apart from the obvious.
07:15No.
07:16And I can't sit around here feeling sorry for myself all day as well.
07:19And yes, you definitely can.
07:21In fact, that's exactly what you should be doing given the circumstances.
07:25Why are you here?
07:26It's not to see me.
07:28I needed to ask Rona something.
07:30I think she's on a call out.
07:32Yeah, Freyburns.
07:34That means she's going to be a while.
07:36Well, it wasn't anything urgent.
07:38Are you sure you're alright?
07:40Yes.
07:41I will be.
07:43Get this flippin' stocktake finished.
07:47Well, take it easy then.
08:11So, he goes to smack him on the other bloke ducks.
08:23He ends up laying out his own team mate.
08:26Funniest thing I've seen on a rugby pitch.
08:28That is hilarious, Sean.
08:30The new stables are finally finished.
08:32I need to go and check on them before my meeting.
08:35No idea what time I'll be back, so don't wait up.
08:39Anyone I know?
08:40Oh, when I need you to go through the rest of the rentals before Holhurst take over.
08:46Make sure no one else is behind on their payments.
08:49Since you did such a good job yesterday.
08:50Make sure you keep an eye on her as well.
08:58Think she might notice if I turn up at a meeting.
09:01Hello, Kim? You in?
09:03You in?
09:04Oh, God. What's he doing here?
09:07Well, actually, I know that you are.
09:10Your car's outside.
09:11It's the guy you stayed.
09:12You stay here, I will get rid of him.
09:15Ah.
09:17You're just letting yourself into people's houses now?
09:19Well, depends what kind of mood I'm in.
09:21I need to speak to Kim.
09:22Kim's not here.
09:23You'll have to come back another time.
09:26No chance.
09:27I need to speak to her.
09:37I hear you've been telling tales.
09:40Making up stories.
09:42Apparently I own a big bad wolf.
09:45I'm not making that up, am I?
09:46Trespassing on my land, which you are currently doing again,
09:49doesn't make me responsible for anything that happens to you
09:52while you're there.
09:53Right, well, I think you'll find it under Section 3
09:55of the Dangerous Dogs Act.
09:58Begging your pardon, Your Honour.
10:00But I don't think that applies to strays.
10:03I bet the police would like to know
10:04why you're wandering around with a gun, though.
10:08Oh, erm, this is just a veterinary bolt gun.
10:11And the reason why I've got it is because,
10:14well, some animals need to be dealt with.
10:17For their own benefit, really.
10:18rather than anything else.
10:20Then you'll be pleased to hear
10:21you can stand down, Mr Mercy Killer.
10:24I shot it myself an hour ago.
10:25What?
10:27I tend to do that to things that come onto my land uninvited.
10:29I think you're lying.
10:38Do you want to try me?
10:40Paddy!
10:41I need to protect my sheep.
10:42I don't want to stray wandering around any more than you do.
10:46As I said, I've done you a favour.
10:49And now I'd like you to leave.
10:51Not until I've seen it.
10:53The body.
10:55Already disposed of.
10:57And the police were very grateful to hear it.
10:59Were they really?
11:01Right, well, I might just ring them.
11:03See if they want to come over and have a proper look.
11:05I think they've got better things to do.
11:07Your doc.
11:09Which doesn't exist.
11:11So I suggest you leave before I call the police myself.
11:14Reporting you for that thing.
11:16I've said.
11:18It's just a bolt gun.
11:19Except I don't know that.
11:21And I'm here.
11:24All by myself.
11:27Being faced.
11:29With an armed intruder.
11:30How hard.
11:31Who put the gun to my head.
11:32Stop lying.
11:33And threatened my life.
11:34You're insane.
11:35Only occasionally, but I am a very good actor when I need to be.
11:38So I suggest you scuttle off home and forget you ever even saw a dog.
11:43Or I'll stop asking nicely.
11:46Rawr!
12:06Why are you doing this?
12:08I don't even know why you're here.
12:09I certainly can't help you with anything.
12:13I knew it.
12:16I already said Kim isn't here.
12:19Oh.
12:22This is Sean.
12:24I've hired him to do some odd jobs around the estate.
12:27If that's okay with you.
12:28Isn't that Sam's job?
12:29Other jobs.
12:31Not that it's any of your business.
12:33Right.
12:34I suppose that includes decorating, does it?
12:35I meant to be finding someone for that upstairs.
12:38Not really, mate.
12:39I'll tell Kim that you called over.
12:43Do I know you?
12:52Go away.
12:54Not until we sort this out.
12:56You said you would make him back off, but you had a buyer all along.
12:59I didn't know it was a done deal, I swear.
13:01You lied to me.
13:03It wasn't like that.
13:04Look, we needed money for the farm.
13:06And then we spoke, innit?
13:07But it made me realise just how much this matters.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:14I don't care about how sorry you are.
13:17I care about letting my customers down.
13:20Lewis.
13:22Time go.
13:24We'd sorted the rest of the stuff in there.
13:27No, we don't.
13:29Deal's off.
13:31You think that's how this works?
13:33I'm not losing my brother just because you decided to do whatever the hell you wanted.
13:37Ross, the farm's gonna go under.
13:40And that's on you.
13:42So find a way to solve it that doesn't involve me, or Lewis, or selling us out to some two-bit dealer.
13:46Or it'd be more than just Ray you've got to worry about.
13:48Alright?
14:01Went to Celia's today.
14:03To the field.
14:04Why was you there after all that talk did?
14:05Cos I'm not a doormat.
14:07Pleased with yourself.
14:08Yes, as it happens.
14:10I'm proud of your son.
14:11I hope you told her what for.
14:13Well, she said she'd report me to the police if she ever saw me there again.
14:16Oh, for pity's sake.
14:18What's wrong now?
14:20Oh, not what happened.
14:22Are you okay?
14:23I can see you are.
14:25I should never listen to you.
14:28Stand up to bullies.
14:31Bet you were one.
14:32Well, you take that back.
14:33In fact, you're still one, aren't you?
14:35How else would you describe someone who chucks every single little bit of support you're given back in your face?
14:39And it makes you feel completely worthless for even trying.
14:41Said he on pay him?
14:42No, it needs saying.
14:43Well, not like this.
14:44Exactly like this.
14:46It's the only way some people understand. Isn't that right, Dad?
14:49I never wanted to upset you.
14:51Namby Pamby?
14:53Get some balls sewn on.
14:55I was worried about you, I told you.
14:57Well, I could do without your fatherly advice, thank you very much.
14:59In fact, I could do without you being around at all.
15:01Paddy!
15:02So why don't you get your stuff and get in your car and go and see your little mate in Ireland?
15:07Let him put up with you.
15:09God help him!
15:16Look, I am trying to be patient, but there are things that we need to do.
15:19You know, I have definitely heard that voice somewhere before.
15:23You're not a mate of Corey's, are you?
15:25Who?
15:26Corey Sanderson.
15:27He's a scumbag. Used to work for me.
15:29No, he's not. He's just moved here.
15:30Oh, right. Where from?
15:33What? Is that a secret?
15:38Shuttleworth, tiny place out Buryway.
15:41No-one's ever heard of it.
15:42Do you need his last two months' utility bills? His rental receipts?
15:45What?
15:47Got one of them voices, like, on the radio.
15:49People say it all the time.
15:51Yeah.
15:53That must be it.
15:54Mm-hmm.
15:55Anyway, you need to leave now, because I need to go and I'm not leaving you here by yourself.
15:59Okay.
16:00Tell Kim.
16:01Just call me.
16:13Where you going?
16:14Away from here. You should have kicked him out as soon as he arrived.
16:17I was trying.
16:18Not very hard. Me and you are done.
16:19What?
16:20I'm not hanging round while he figures out who I am.
16:22He's got no idea who you are. He thinks you're some handyman from... where was it?
16:26Shuttleworth. My... my gran lives there.
16:29Yeah. Nice. Look, you don't have to worry. He doesn't come here often. He and Kim don't get on.
16:35I don't care. It's too risky.
16:37All right. Well, you know where the money is.
16:46Good call.
16:47No, no, no, no. That's okay, Nusher.
16:52Yeah.
16:54Yeah, it just would have been nice to have seen you again, that's all. But if you're not up to it, then...
16:59Yeah, of course I understand.
17:01Yeah. Another time, then.
17:04Yeah. Well, yeah, you... you take care.
17:07Bye now.
17:08Break time, is it?
17:26Wouldn't want you to strain yourself.
17:27Says the man standing at the bar.
17:30Yeah, I've been on my own all day. Do you have any idea how hard it is running that place on your own?
17:34Is that any help?
17:36What's going on with you and him?
17:38Oh, you don't want to know.
17:39Yes, gentlemen, who's first?
17:41Me. Er, orange juice, please, my own.
17:49So...
17:51Ray won't cancel?
17:53Wrong answer.
17:55Well, I've tried everything that I can.
17:57The deal is off. Whether Ray thinks it is or not.
17:59What am I supposed to do?
18:01I'm not interested.
18:02Lewis is refusing to talk to me, which is down to you.
18:05Can we just deal with one thing at a time, starting with all those lovely plants that are going to stop me from getting my legs snapped off?
18:11I don't care.
18:13Ross, look, it's one deal, right?
18:16Lewis can do whatever he wants after that.
18:18It's a bit late for that. Lewis was counting on me.
18:21He's never going to trust us again.
18:23All the more reason to sell to Ray, then, isn't it?
18:25You are unbelievable. Do you know that?
18:27We are in this whether we like it or not.
18:29If we don't do it, Ray will come after me and probably you and Lewis as well.
18:32Well, I'd like to see him try.
18:34He's hardly the godfather, is he?
18:36But he's welcome to snap you in half.
18:37If it were just about me, then that would be fine.
18:40But it's not, is it?
18:41Because Moira needs that money.
18:42You know she does.
18:43Do you ever listen?
18:45Lewis was counting on me.
18:47I didn't realise how much that meant until I let you ruin it.
18:50So, for the last time, the deal's off.
18:52Well, I think I've got all I need.
19:11Unless you want me gone for good.
19:13Well, I thought it was just for a couple of months.
19:14Well, to be honest, I don't really know.
19:23Gnasher's got a spare room and says it's mine.
19:26Long as I need.
19:27It were wrong of me, calling your names and saying you're weak when that's the last thing you are.
19:41Maybe I should go.
19:43We'll call you when you settle at Nash's, yeah?
19:48I love you, son.
19:58And I'm sorry.
20:00I'm really sorry.
20:02For everything.
20:24It's OK.
20:27It's OK.
20:57It's OK.
20:58It's OK.
20:59It's OK.
21:00We'll call you.
21:05In this case, we video.
21:10Thank you very much.
21:12It's OK.
21:15You're welcome.
21:17It's OK.
21:18We'll be right back here.
21:20It's OK.
21:22It's OK.
21:24Now, it's OK.
21:25The state of this.
21:37Mmm, nice.
21:38Yeah, but it won't do up.
21:40It'll do for me.
21:41Don't be such a typical man.
21:43Well, what can I say?
21:44I am what I am.
21:46This is my engagement party dress, and the engagement party is next week.
21:50I'm gonna need to start dieting.
21:51Yeah, well, you won't lose out in a week, will you?
21:53Padden!
21:54Sorry.
21:55It feels like I've said the wrong thing here, but I don't know why.
21:58Well, here's an idea.
21:59Maybe if you don't know if you're saying the right thing, don't say anything at all.
22:02But then I spend my whole life in silence.
22:04Hmm, and everyone would say, hurray.
22:06Oh, it looks all right, though, yeah?
22:10Yeah, it looks amazing.
22:12We can have a good time.
22:15Wow.
22:16Enthusiasm.
22:17No, it's just, it's just, you know, I don't, I don't care about all the fuss.
22:20Even better.
22:21I just can't wait to get that wedding ring on your finger and call you mine.
22:23Aw.
22:24Come here.
22:25No, not the dress.
22:27Well, come here.
22:28In the dress or out the dress.
22:29Oh, Eddie.
22:30Show me, Eddie.
22:31No, stop it.
22:38Hi.
22:39Hi.
22:40Looking good.
22:42There's a proper random clothes store going on downstairs.
22:53Now, I couldn't decide whether to get you a Peruvian poncho or some mingin-crocheted slipper
23:00socks.
23:01Oh, it'll just be people trying to raise money for the hospital.
23:04Yeah, I know.
23:05I figured this were more you instead.
23:07Thanks.
23:08I'm guessing Gran sent you to try and make me feel like I've got mates.
23:11Oh, no, as if.
23:12Everybody knows you haven't got any of those.
23:13I'm just here to ask when you'll be back at work.
23:14I heard you smash the cancer.
23:15I knew you would.
23:16No, I've not had the results yet.
23:17My bad.
23:18I thought...
23:19I'm sorry.
23:20And even if I have, it'll come back eventually.
23:21Look, Cammie, thanks for visiting, but I was actually just about to get some sleep.
23:24Oh, yeah.
23:25Right.
23:26Sure.
23:27Um, maybe another time then, yeah?
23:28I'll be back at work.
23:29I heard you smash the cancer.
23:30I knew you would.
23:31No, I've not had the results yet.
23:32My bad.
23:33I thought...
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35And even if I have, it'll come back eventually.
23:37Look, Cammie, thanks for visiting, but I was actually just about to get some sleep.
23:40Oh.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Right.
23:43Sure.
23:44Um...
23:45Maybe another time then, yeah?
23:46Which way?
23:47What are you doing?
23:48Just off to work.
23:49How come you're back?
23:50I've got a bag of breakfast.
23:51Double sausage bugs.
23:52What are you doing?
24:10Just off to work.
24:11How come you're back?
24:12I got us both breakfast.
24:14Double sausage birds!
24:16Thank you very much.
24:17I'll take one of them for later if that's alright.
24:19Don't you think it's a bit soon?
24:21I won't have it now.
24:22I mean going back to work.
24:23I wasn't there yesterday.
24:24Well you just lived in and out.
24:26I can't stay out forever can I?
24:27Babes are two days.
24:28It's not forever.
24:29No but I need to get back to reality or whatever the fella Eminem said.
24:34Oh sorry Eminem didn't get savaged by a big dog did he?
24:37Well it's hard to tell.
24:40It's okay if you want to ring your dad.
24:42I don't.
24:43It's not like you're giving in or...
24:44Yeah but he'd see it like that.
24:46But that's not why I'm not doing it.
24:49Do you want me to ring him?
24:50I don't think he deserves it.
24:52Look I just want you to be happy.
24:54I am.
24:55How can I not be?
24:56I've got this now.
24:57Mwah!
25:00See you in a bit.
25:05Love you.
25:08Bye.
25:09Love you.
25:10Bye.
25:11Liar.
25:12Last tenants were very young.
25:14I mean they tried to make a decent go of it by all accounts but then well life happened.
25:24We rocked up and Andy thought he was still living here with us.
25:29But you know he had a few things going on at the time.
25:32So you kicked him out?
25:34No.
25:35No it wasn't like that.
25:36Yeah but it was something like that.
25:38No we actually helped him as best we could.
25:41But Lewis if you tried hard enough I'm sure you would be able to find fault in most things that I've done.
25:48But do you want to spend your time acting like some Twitter troll or would you prefer to just chill out now and then?
25:57It's not called Twitter anymore.
25:59And option two I suppose.
26:02Can I borrow you?
26:03So erm what happened to this guy?
26:06Well he found a place.
26:08I mean he's a Sogdon.
26:10He lived in the village for years but well now he doesn't.
26:14Just for a quick minute.
26:15Oh yeah because that's how time works.
26:17Speeding up and slowing down.
26:19Maybe outside or...
26:22You know what?
26:23I'm going to go to Leeds.
26:24I'll be back at 2.45.
26:26See ya.
26:27See ya.
26:30So what have you done to him?
26:32Why do you think I've done something?
26:33Because I have met you and he just completely ignored you.
26:37No he didn't.
26:38He said that thing about time.
26:40What's going on?
26:43Nothing.
26:44It's just brother stuff.
26:46Brother stuff.
26:48Sort it out.
26:49I'm trying.
26:50Try harder.
26:58It's still you.
26:59Sorry.
27:00Er...
27:02Twist.
27:05Er...
27:06Twist.
27:11You bust?
27:13Oh.
27:14Dumbie.
27:15I mean you twisted on a 20.
27:18What?
27:20You tell me.
27:22Nate.
27:24No I'm good.
27:26Me?
27:27I'm good.
27:31It's just...
27:34I won't be able to go to my own lad's funeral.
27:37So what?
27:39It's a big thing.
27:41It's people stood round a hole in the ground.
27:44Wow.
27:45Well is it not?
27:48I didn't get the chance to say goodbye to Nate properly when he left.
27:50I mean and that's putting it mildly but...
27:52And now...
27:54I can't.
27:56And you think you need a coffin and a vicar to do that?
27:59Honestly is your last name even Dingle?
28:00Sorry about the time.
28:01Temporary lights.
28:02Demmed out pass.
28:03Some idiot tried skipping through.
28:04Got forced off the road by a truck coming the other way.
28:05Hadn't been pulled out.
28:07Which is er...
28:08Why are the trucks all muddy?
28:09It's not damaged.
28:10Oh.
28:11Good.
28:12Grab a coffee if you want.
28:13No I should probably get started shouldn't I?
28:15Er...
28:16Er...
28:17I'm not sure how many more starts you have left I'm afraid.
28:19Got the payment planned through for the fine.
28:21First payment's due next week.
28:22Yay!
28:24Well I can probably scrape by without a wage for a bit.
28:27Oh.
28:28How big a bit?
28:29Several years?
28:30Won't be the worst few years I'd spent.
28:32I don't know.
28:33I don't know.
28:34I don't know.
28:35I don't know.
28:36I don't know.
28:37I don't know.
28:38I don't know.
28:39I don't know.
28:40I don't know.
28:41I don't know.
28:42I don't know.
28:43I don't know.
28:44I don't know.
28:45Seriously.
28:46It's been like a lifeline this.
28:50Robert don't make me feel any worse.
28:52I've appealed the fine but...
28:54Sorry Murray.
28:55I didn't mean to.
28:56You do what you gotta do.
28:58I get that.
29:05What I meant was when I knew I was getting out.
29:08I thought.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Back to bossing it.
29:11Back to how things were.
29:14Which is why you turned up at the church for Aaron.
29:17Which is when I realised, oh, yeah, everything's changed and I don't quite belong.
29:22This place has made me feel like I do.
29:24Much to my surprise.
29:25Yeah.
29:26Well, much to my surprise.
29:27You're actually a really good worker.
29:30I guess all that making number plates in prison stood me in good stead, eh?
29:33Yeah, I mean it.
29:34But you really remind me of Andy sometimes.
29:36Ooh.
29:37And John.
29:38He's a grafter as well.
29:39High praise indeed.
29:40Er, coffee or not?
29:41Yeah.
29:42Yeah, go on.
29:43Milk?
29:44No.
29:45So, er, how'd you end up working here for a while, John?
29:53Oh, Cain took him on by way of putting some cash in his pocket.
29:57After Aaron and Mackenzie accidentally dumped his van in the lake.
30:00That old chestnut.
30:01Yep.
30:02Tanted lad, eh?
30:04Farm hand, machine fixer, doctor, whatever he is.
30:08Oh, whatever he is.
30:09Closed then, are you?
30:11Well, I'd like to be.
30:12Just a bit closed off.
30:14Have you found that?
30:15I'm not sure about closed off.
30:17He is quiet, yeah.
30:19Says what needs saying or otherwise keeps his mouth shut.
30:23The ideal man, in other words.
30:26Yeah.
30:27He's great.
30:30Your great-grandad's axe for you and it was...
30:34Well, it wasn't a picnic.
30:37And Shadrach's and all.
30:38I mean, it was...
30:40sad.
30:41Even though it was an old waster, but, you know, you feel...
30:45not normal.
30:47But it's life.
30:51You bury your parents and, well, you're not meant to bury your kids.
30:56Won't be an issue for me.
30:59I know.
31:01I'm sorry, erm...
31:03Can we change the subject?
31:04No, it's fine.
31:05Won't be an issue for you either, cos we're all barred, so...
31:07for you, eh?
31:09Have you ever thought about becoming a counsellor?
31:11Because don't.
31:13Look, I live with the thought of death every single day, Grumpy.
31:17Can't let it get me sad or I'd have no space to think about anything else.
31:21Look...
31:23Tracey's seeing Nate off on her terms, so...
31:26you do it on yours.
31:29Yeah...
31:31Sam's been getting on to me about that, I know.
31:34Yeah, well, I'm way more persuasive.
31:35What was it my great-grandad said?
31:39No vicar, no God, no tears.
31:42I think I can manage a verse two.
31:45Music, whisky and dancing until dawn.
31:49Verse two again.
31:50Not the dancing.
31:52Honestly.
31:53Well...
31:54What were you thinking?
31:56I dunno.
31:58Erm...
31:59I do know that you don't need...
32:00a church, a graveyard or a coffin.
32:03We could do something by the farm.
32:05Something by the lake.
32:07Not the lake.
32:09Yeah, sorry.
32:11Well, look, you choose.
32:13And choose for you cos...
32:15Nate's not here but you are and...
32:18you know, it might help.
32:19You need to come out on the other side and...
32:21be the...
32:22happy chapper you always were.
32:26You're a bad person.
32:28It's genetic.
32:31Will you do something?
32:36For you.
32:37I will consider it.
32:49Hi, this is Mackenzie.
33:05Leave a message or just text like a normal person.
33:08You have two options.
33:09You can call me back and keep your head on your shoulders
33:12or you can ignore this call
33:14and avoid me for the rest of your miserable life.
33:16Call me back!
33:26I'm gonna kill him.
33:39Just try and stay out of other people's sheds next time, Mr. Tompkins.
33:42He called his cat Mr. Tompkins?
33:45He called his cat Mr. Tompkins?
33:48He's Mr. Tompkins.
33:52How you doing?
33:54Happy?
33:55How's Larry?
33:57As a sandboy.
33:58As Larry the sandboy riding a pig in...
34:01Paddy?
34:03How are the Terminator and Rocky?
34:06Who?
34:07The Vienna Blues.
34:08They came in yesterday.
34:09Oh, didn't they?
34:10Yeah.
34:11They were a little bit frisky just now, actually.
34:13Right.
34:14That means they're due their meds.
34:15You all right at the desk?
34:16Yeah.
34:17I'll fuck this up.
34:18What can you manage with your arm?
34:19It's a bit tricky without an arm, isn't it?
34:22We'll get on then.
34:26With you in a second.
34:28Did you do walk-ins?
34:29It's okay.
34:30It's lovely.
34:31It's friendly.
34:32Hello?
34:36I'm sorry you'll have to go!
34:44Hello.
34:45Have you ordered from me?
34:46I'm starving.
34:47Er, no.
34:48Okay.
34:49Well, I'm not even looking at that.
34:50How special?
34:51Extra cheese?
34:52In you?
34:53Er, I'm not eating till the party.
34:54Well, it's ages away.
34:55Right, so guest list.
34:56Who are you inviting?
34:57Well, just family, I suppose.
34:58Okay, how many?
34:59All of them.
35:00What, they're all gonna wanna be there?
35:02Will there be booze?
35:03Yeah, but it'll be, you know, sophisticated.
35:05Okay, well, I'll make sure I spray the welly gold then.
35:07Oh, no, no.
35:08I'm not drinking from any welly of any colour.
35:10I'll see about that.
35:11Right, Dingles.
35:12I'll put, er, some.
35:14Well, you can put what you like, but they'll all be there.
35:16And Cammy, you obviously want him there.
35:19Well, I mean, we don't have to invite Cammy.
35:22Look, but he's your friend.
35:23Not really.
35:24You've been hanging around with him for weeks.
35:26I just think we need to stick to sensible numbers, you know?
35:29And I need to order.
35:30But, yeah, erm, don't put Cammy down.
35:34I'm putting Cammy down.
35:37Ah!
35:39Oh!
35:40Thanks.
35:41Ta-da!
35:42Stormed in, saying dogs can stick it.
35:44He planted himself there and he's not spoken since.
35:46You know I'm not deaf.
35:47I do, sweetheart.
35:48What's happened?
35:49No one can speak.
35:50Yes, I do, sweetheart.
35:51But you've not done much of it, have you?
35:53Erm, we had a dog in.
35:55I didn't see, cos I was in the other room.
35:57But I get the impression.
35:58Basically, it put its paws on me being friendly.
36:01And I ran away, like it would put a gun in my face.
36:05Because, hello, hi, I'm Paddy.
36:07And I freak out over nothing.
36:09And it's been forever since I last acted like an actual man.
36:13OK, if you had to put a number on it,
36:16what percentage of this would you say is actually about the dog?
36:21A hundred.
36:22And if you weren't lying?
36:24Oh.
36:25This is about your dad.
36:27No.
36:30It's not, it's not...
36:32It's, it's, it's, it's about...
36:35It's part of something that...
36:37Do you know what I'd really like?
36:38If I had a week to try not to react
36:42to something that makes everything so much worse,
36:47and then ends up with me sat here reading a flipping hair magazine.
36:51There are some good stories, to be fair.
36:53This woman, she stuffed a cushion with the hair of a dead husband
36:56and then the cushion ended up...
36:59I'm a disaster.
37:00No, you're not.
37:02Now look, if you want to come into work tomorrow,
37:05I'll see you then.
37:06And if you don't want to come into work tomorrow,
37:08then I'll see you whenever.
37:10OK?
37:11Right?
37:17I'm failing at home.
37:20And I'm failing at work.
37:21Will you're not failing me?
37:22OK.
37:25I probably will, though.
37:26No.
37:27Won't be too much in love with you to notice.
37:31Do you think it would be a good idea to, er...
37:34phone your dad?
37:36I don't know.
37:37Do you think it's worth a try?
37:39Where's all the stuff?
37:48You tell me.
37:50Now.
37:53Well, you think I took it?
37:54Well, I don't think you've smoked it.
37:55Well, that wouldn't be a very smart thing to do now, would it?
37:57No.
37:58But then again, you're not a very smart person.
38:00Are you?
38:02Can you put that down?
38:03Oh, I'm gonna put it down.
38:04Your throat.
38:05Now, where is it?
38:06Have you still got it or have you sold it already?
38:08Try option number three.
38:10Never had it.
38:11Can you put it down, please?
38:12Oh, I will.
38:13When it's covered in your blood.
38:14OK, fine.
38:15I was gonna take it.
38:16But then...
38:17I got cold feet.
38:18Alright?
38:19I called Ray, and then I thought if I did take it,
38:21and Lewis left, we'd end up in a very similar situation
38:23to what we're in right now.
38:24Plus, also, I did want to be the person
38:26that would make you lose your brother.
38:27Oh, a quick lie.
38:28Top marks.
38:29Now I'm gonna be the person that makes Moira lose her brother.
38:31Call, call Ray.
38:32Now.
38:33On my phone.
38:34Yeah.
38:35I'll do it.
38:36Fine.
38:37Face ID is not working.
38:40Right, OK.
38:41So there.
38:42Yeah.
38:43When and where.
38:449.30.
38:45From Ray.
38:46Don't take all day.
38:47Noon.
38:48From Ray.
38:49Missed call an hour ago.
38:50From Ray.
38:53Is this some sort of wind up?
38:54No.
38:55I was gonna call you and warn you, but then...
38:58Then I kind of hoped it would just go away on its own.
39:02But Lewis has gone to Leeds.
39:04So?
39:09And can you think why?
39:10I don't know.
39:11He's not my brother.
39:13Oh, right.
39:15You think that he's taking it to sell it?
39:17All of it?
39:18How?
39:19I don't know.
39:20And I really hope not.
39:21Cos if he gets caught with that amount on him, he's looking at a stretch that he'll never survive.
39:24I can't survive.
39:54So, who's Sarah?
40:10Chirpy today.
40:12For my sake, I reckon.
40:15She's a wee tripper.
40:17Yeah, and then some.
40:19She reckons we should do something for Nate's memorial, you know.
40:23Together.
40:24So you're going with it?
40:27Well, Sam will be pleased.
40:29What were you thinking?
40:31I don't know.
40:33I mean, whatever we do on the day, that...
40:36It's just over and done with and then we all go to bed.
40:40I don't wanna forget him.
40:43I know you don't.
40:45How about a field?
40:48You know, a wee corner of one.
40:50We could grow things in it.
40:52Yeah, I like that idea.
40:55Yeah.
40:56The kids, they could...
40:58They could help out, couldn't they?
41:00Yeah.
41:01It'd be somewhere for Frankie to remember him.
41:04She'll need another for her mother when she rots in prison though.
41:09Okay.
41:10Anyway.
41:11There you go then.
41:14There will always be a part of him on the farm.
41:18Oh.
41:19For as long as we are there anyway, that is.
41:22Hey.
41:23We are going nowhere.
41:26Hi.
41:27Lewis here.
41:28Leave a message after the tone.
41:29Hi.
41:30Lewis.
41:31Me.
41:32Again.
41:33Please can you call me back?
41:34Or don't call me back if you don't want to.
41:36But if you've got the stuff then get rid of it.
41:37Anywhere.
41:38Immediately.
41:39And don't be seen.
41:40Okay.
41:41Come back safe.
41:42I've been calling you.
41:43I muted you.
41:44Why?
41:45In case you called me.
41:46Did you sell the stuff?
41:47What stuff?
41:48The stuff.
41:49Sorry.
41:50Emphasising the definite article doesn't make any less cryptic.
41:53Did you offload the weed?
41:54What?
41:55No.
41:56No.
41:57No.
41:58No.
41:59No.
42:00No.
42:01No.
42:02No.
42:03No.
42:04No.
42:05No.
42:06No.
42:07No.
42:08No.
42:09No.
42:10No.
42:11No.
42:12No.
42:13What?
42:14You brought it back?
42:15From where?
42:16From where you've been.
42:17Leeds.
42:18Why was there stuff in Leeds?
42:20Right.
42:21Let me just clarify this for my own sanity.
42:24Have you been in Leeds to sell the stuff?
42:27Of course not.
42:28I'd end up in prison if I got caught with that.
42:30I've been at my dance class like I do every week.
42:33Are you telling me the stuff's gone?
42:37How much?
42:38much? All of it. The pleans, the seedlings, the dry stuff. I want it back. Yeah. You
42:45and me both, kiddo. Either you're gassed like me or Mackenzie's taken it, so which
42:49one? Well, definitely not the first one. So Mackenzie. Look, I've had firm words with
42:55him. I don't think he's in on it. I'm in the dark as much as you, mate. So who the
42:59hell has taken it? I don't know. Is this your first time selling drugs? As it happens,
43:12yeah. Yeah, it is. It shows. I deal in the finished product. I'm a businessman. I'm
43:19not an horticulturalist. Right, well, you can still use the dried stuff as well as them.
43:26Right. On this occasion? Yeah. I started to think this wasn't going to happen. I have
43:36a way of getting people what they want. You sure about that? Yeah. So just the finished
43:42product next time, yeah? Oh, no, there won't be a next time. This was a one-time thing,
43:46aren't there? Well, let's see how you feel about that now. Same. I'm using this for some
43:54other plant. Yeah? What's that? Causing mayhem.
43:59And still looking them here in a suspense. See you next time, please listen toέ.
44:04C
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