Dirty Magazines | movie | 2008 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Based in the '80s, this coming-of-age comedy revolves around a woman determined to be the perfect mother. After she find | dG1fc2hNd0NOeDN4dlk

Transcript

00:00It's like an orange.

00:02Mom, I like oranges. I really do.

00:05I just don't want to have sex with one. I'm sorry.

00:09I think...

00:11I like bananas.

00:14Oh, Mark, don't be vulgar.

00:17Why are bananas vulgar and oranges not vulgar?

00:21I mean, a banana can be good for you by the nature of it being a fruit, right?

00:25I mean, it's just natural and it's just fruit.

00:30Jesus, Mom, just let him have the f***ing banana.

00:33What's the big deal?

00:35Everybody in this family is so controlling and neurotic.

00:39Ugh!

00:42Use anything you have at hand.

00:43Mom?

00:44It's remarkable what you can...

00:45Is anyone home?

00:47Be right there.

00:48Watch some TV.

00:50There's a really good program on.

00:54There are many ways to arouse your partner.

00:57Part of it is in the exploration of each other's bodies.

01:00If you're shy at first, make a game out of it.

01:03As you enjoy the fruits of each other's loins.

01:07Isn't that fascinating?

01:12Hey, I am not some stuffy broad.

01:17I remember being a teenager.

01:20It wasn't that long ago.

01:22You don't know what to do or how to do it.

01:25Maybe that's all this is.

01:27It can be very...

01:28Oh, strawberry!

01:31...confusing.

01:31I already watched the show, and Eve and I picked up some very helpful tips.

01:39Mother!

01:40I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I've officially tried oranges.

01:46And I know I don't like them.

01:56Really?

01:56With who?

01:58...