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00:00With the Supreme Court ruling early today that comedic stand-up material is not eligible

00:21for copyright, a potentially detrimental decision for those making a living through stand-up

00:26work.

00:27Hey Connor, I don't know what we're going to do today.

00:33So you're going to what?

00:34Try and pull off some other comedian's jokes?

00:36Me doing Dave Chappelle's material wouldn't really work, but there is one guy.

00:40Kevin Hart?

00:41What?

00:42How?

00:43You'd just have to steer around the N-word jokes, but the short jokes would work.

00:46John Mulaney.

00:47A Gay in Denial works perfect.

00:50I found PDFs.

00:51Nothing, I was over on the bench.

00:59But you saw what happened.

01:00Yeah, because I was over on the bench.

01:02So you saw what happened to Tyler and you did nothing.

01:04Yeah, because I was over on the bench.

01:05Well, let me ask you this.

01:07In Nazi Germany, when people saw what the Nazis were doing and they did nothing, were

01:11those good people?

01:12Oh no, those are bad people.

01:13You gotta stop the Nazis.

01:15But you saw what they were doing to Tyler and you did nothing because I was over on

01:19the bench.

01:21But I'm not here to be hard on you.

01:24That's like if you were going away for the week and you hired a horse to watch your dog.

01:29So here's the number where we'll be, and here's where we keep the dog food, and you're a horse.

01:37A lot of people always say, people that shush animals, they go, hey, shh, shh, shh.

01:40They've never spoken.

01:50Woo!

01:53You seem giddy.

01:56Yeah, man.

01:57I'm like, it's cold.

02:00Is that a brick of cocaine?

02:03How about that?

02:04There you go.

02:06Later.

02:08My dad is cold blooded.

02:11He once shushed a kid at Lion King on Broadway.

02:14That actually happened.

02:15We were at Lion King on Broadway.

02:18And there was this five-year-old behind us going, look, it's Pumbaa.

02:21Look, it's Timon.

02:22And my dad turned around and said, are you going to talk the entire time?

02:27He's my hero.

02:40Meet Petunia.

02:43You know John Mulaney is with the French Bulldog, right?

02:47Yeah, but they're expensive, and our tickets are not.

02:50This is getting weird.

02:51Come on, it's getting fun.

02:53So Bit and Binder came every year with a program that teaches us about the dangerous world

02:56waiting for us outside the school gym.

02:58And that program was called Street Smarts.

03:00Time for Street Smarts with Detective J.J. Bit and Binder.

03:03Shut up, you're all going to die.

03:04Street Smarts.

03:05That was the general.

03:06Tell them.

03:07I'm homeless.

03:08I am gay.

03:09I have AIDS.

03:11I'm nude.

03:12No!

03:13Woo!

03:16Okay.

03:17We're doing jokes from Baby J. next.

03:20Come on.

03:21Sidney, we're worried about you.

03:24Wrong energy.

03:25Sidney, this is serious.

03:27Oh, she fell over the intervention.

03:30You know, before we start, can I go to the bathroom?

03:33No.

03:34Ah!

03:35Man, I thought they were going to tackle her.

03:38You thought they were going to what?

03:39I thought they were going to tackle you like that intervention.

03:42That's to catch you.

03:44Are you disappointed now that they're not going to tackle me?

03:47Yeah.

03:48Sidney, you have a problem.

03:50Not funny!

03:52You're wearing a three-piece suit.

03:55Yeah.

03:56I thought you were trying to beat the lesbian allegations.

04:00You're right.

04:07Hi, I'm Sidney.

04:09Hi, Sidney.

04:11Hi, I'm Sidney.

04:12Hi, Sidney.

04:13And it's been three weeks since I quoted a John Mulaney bit.

04:28Just testing the water, seeing if y'all are going to be fun or not.

04:31Just wanted to see.

04:32Just wanted to see.

04:35I figure if we start the show with domestic violence, the rest of the show should be pretty

04:41smooth sailing after that.

04:48Hey, Colin.

04:50Wait, no, but, okay.

04:52Listen, he's not a coke addict.

04:55Just sexist.

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