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Based in the '80s, this coming-of-age comedy revolves around a woman determined to be the perfect mother. After she find | dG1fQTJtTU43WDZBOUk

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00:00the plumber I already called the plumber no the other plumber he'll be here between 9 and 4

00:12oh so the mattress delivery no I went with the Queen I know it's big but you know what

00:18he is just going to love it and it's comfortable well I know it's not a driver's license but I

00:24can get it's the perfect birthday gift in fact I'm sure of it honey listen when you went with the

00:32meatloaf tonight I was thinking spinach or broccoli but sure that Mark hates spinach and Stacey hates

00:37everything just get home as soon as you can

00:40don't do that stop I had to wait in front of the arcade for you for like 45 minutes oh my god

00:59I am so sorry I had to run I had to go to the drugstore to get some things for my mom well

01:06thanks for nothing I had to stand there and listen to Tammy jam around about how big

01:10dork Derek didn't ask her to stupid dance yet so he said why don't you just ask him to this stupid

01:14dance I mean why does she have to sit around and wait for him to ask her it's just so stupid

01:18do you know anything about stupid yeah stupid I gotta go why I gotta start my homework yeah right

01:27homework's so exciting that I just gotta run home in the middle of a conversation just to get it done

01:31right away you're such a liar yeah I know I'm sorry can we just do the whole arcade thing after class

01:37tomorrow I still have the high score on Galaga well I totally got high score after you left last night

01:45well even if you did I'm so gonna whoop your butt tomorrow you don't even know how to whoop

01:49someone's butt yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

01:56you're so funny you're funny looking

01:59what'd you do get lost what mom's been calling all the neighbors looking for you

02:10she thought you were kidnapped oh there you are mark yes he's home yes everything's fine

02:18oh thank god okay yes all right I'll talk to you later bye bye thank god I didn't know what happened

02:28to you where have you been I was just at the arcade playing video games with gert geez you scared me

02:36half to death oh really mother you're so dramatic something could have happened what could have

02:42happened there are child molesters everywhere hiding in this country kidnappers he could have fallen in

02:49a ditch and cracked his head open for all I know if I had come home late would you thought that I was

02:54taken by a child molester or that I had cracked my head open in a ditch somewhere don't talk like

03:00that you're the one who brought it up I'm sorry I scared you okay I'm fine I really am I'm gonna go upstairs

03:07I'm fine I'll be down in a little bit oh don't you want a snack maybe later oh

03:15you never offer me a snack you always make your own snacks that's not the point

03:21what is the point I have to meet you don't know that I'm not going to tell you I am in no mood