(April 28, 2002) WLOS-TV 13 ABC Ashville/Greenville/Spartanburg/Anderson Commercials

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

Here are some commercials that aired during the ABC Big Picture Show presentation of The Sixth Sense:   1. Triaminic SoftChews  2. Nivea Firming Lotion  3. KFC  4. Ethan Allen  5. Wrigley's Eclipse Gum  6. Kodak  7. Citrucel  8. Bissel ProHeat Vacuum  9. Tropicana Pure Premium  10. Gilda Radner Specials ABC promo  11. Primetime Special ABC promo  12. Alias & The Practice ABC promo  13. Fatz Cafe  14. Chrysler Motors  15. Hyundai Elantra  16. Rebuilding The Pentagon News 13 promo bumper  17. Volkswagen Passat  18. Quaker Chew Dipps  19. Hoover Floormate Vacuum  20. Dr. Pepper (Spider-Man)  21. About A Boy TV trailer  22. Target  23. UPS  24. Stayfree Maxi Pads  25. NYPD Blue ABC promo  26. My Wife And Kids/According to Jim/The Drew Carey Show ABC promo  27. Dinotopia ABC promo  28. Miracle-Gro  29. Subway  30. Arm & Hammer Carpet  31. (same as #9)  32. Gillette Mach 3 Turbo Shaving Blade  33. Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse  34. Abreva  35. Nissan Altima  36. 20/20 ABC promo  37. Laverne & Shirley: Together Again ABC promo  38. Gilda Radner: It's Always Something ABC promo bumper  39. Tonight on News 13 at 11:00pm...  40. Volkswagen  41. (same as #29)  42. Gutter Guard  43. News 13's Parenting Report promo bumper  44. Ford Trucks  45. Philadelphia Snack Bars  46. Clarinex  47. Burger King  48. Tic Tac  49. Clorox Clean-Up Spray  50. MasterCard  51. Kmart  52. American Bandstand's 50th: A Celebration ABC promo  53. (same as #27)  54. ABC ID (2002)  55. FedEx Ground  56. Pepsi  57. Olive Garden Italian Restaurant  58. FannieMae Foundation  59. Quaker Quakes  60. Victoria's Secret  61. Ambi-Pur  62. Lamisil-AT  63. (same as #10, #25, #14 & #39)  64. Maxwell House Coffee  65. Pontiac Overdrive  66. (same as #16)  67. Deuces Wild TV trailer  68. Maybelline Wet Shine  69. (same as #3 & #35)  70. Sears  71. Flonase Nasal Spray  72. (same as #28, #10 & #12)  73. Honda Accord  74. Pizza Hut  75. Advantage Flea Control  76. Hyundai Accent  77. Signs Preview  78. Coming Up Next on News 13 at 11:00pm...  79. GAP  80. Monistat-1  81. Kia Sportage  82. (same as #48  83. Kraft Easy Mac  84. Gatorade Ice  85. (same as #62)  86. Woolite Dark  87. Split-Screen Credits   A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!  All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!

Transcript

00:00This allergy season, don't let your child's medicine slow her down.

00:11Try Triaminic with three non-drowsy formulas that relieve specific allergy symptoms.

00:16So with Triaminic, a kid can just be a kid.

00:19Triaminic, just the right relief.

00:23Nivea's Skin Firming Lotion with Q10 works even faster.

00:27And it's more effective.

00:28It has your SkinZone Coenzyme Q10 to improve firmness and tone.

00:35Only from Nivea.

00:37Pardon the intrusion, but what's up with the processed burger combos?

00:40Let's get them some KFC.

00:42The KFC two-piece original recipe meal deal.

00:44This is a poor excuse for a meal.

00:46This is a real meal and a real deal.

00:47Get it now for only $2.99 or get 10 pieces for $8.99.

00:50There's fast food and then there's KFC.

00:53You work on it.

00:54You think on it.

00:55You play on it.

00:55It was kind of like this dream I'd always had.

00:57You spend all day on it.

00:58Getting into something.

00:59Chill on it.

00:59Talk on it.

01:00No humor.

01:00Relax on it.

01:01It's really warm.

01:02It's comforting.

01:03You entertain on it.

01:04Pass the time.

01:05Watch TV.

01:07Romance.

01:08Drift away.

01:09Being able to be there for hours.

01:10You spend your life on it.

01:12Shouldn't it be the furniture you've always wanted?

01:14And now it's easy.

01:16With a simple finance plan.

01:17Only at Ethan Allen.

01:18Furniture built for your life.

01:20At a price you can actually live with.

01:30When we find bad breath, we kill it.

01:33Eclipse God.

01:35Now in Peppermint.

01:37From the perfect day, the perfect game, you'll want perfect pictures.

01:48But sometimes pictures come out too dark.

01:51When you develop with Kodak, you'll get pictures that are true to life.

01:55Remember, where you get your pictures developed matters.

01:58So check the box.

01:59Check the back.

02:01Be sure it's Kodak.

02:02Share the moment.

02:05Share life.

02:08Guess which fiber is 100% soluble?

02:11Metamucil with psyllium, which can cause excess gas.

02:14Or Citrus Cell fiber, which doesn't.

02:18Citrus Cell.

02:19Don't just have a regular day.

02:21Have a great day.

02:23I love to keep a clean club.

02:25But the boys, you're so rambunctious sometimes.

02:27Nice catch!

02:29Hence, my new Bissell ProHeap ProTech Beauty.

02:32It's the only one that thoroughly cleans and provides Scotchgard protection all in one beautiful machine.

02:39Smoothies!

02:41Scotchgard protection.

02:43It's cool.

02:44Now clean and protect with Bissell.

02:47It'll put any neatnik in hog heaven.

02:49Bissell.

02:50We mean clean.

02:55Trapicanum Pure Premium is now bottled to go.

02:58So anytime, anywhere, you can feel pure good.

03:02And we do mean anywhere.

03:04Pure Premium.

03:05Now it's even easier to feel pure good every day.

03:08Monday.

03:11Hollywood's biggest names celebrate the groundbreaking comedy...

03:14Never mind.

03:15...of a legend.

03:16She loved to laugh.

03:17Molly Shannon hosts Gilda Radner's greatest moments.

03:21Then see the life behind the laughter.

03:24I don't fool around with married women.

03:25But I want to.

03:26Jamie Girtz stars in Gilda Radner, It's Always Something.

03:29One incredible night of memories...

03:31Ah, no wife, brat!

03:33...and laughter.

03:34Monday starting at 8, 7 central on ABC.

03:39Wednesday.

03:39A primetime murder mystery you won't be able to get out of your mind.

03:43Is he a serial killer?

03:44Did he execute a stranger?

03:46They say it wasn't them.

03:48Was it a demon living inside their minds?

03:50Is it possible?

03:51Just watch as he transforms.

03:53Wednesday.

03:54Mind game.

03:55Murder and multiple personalities.

03:57An astonishing primetime.

03:58ABC next Sunday starting 9, 8 central.

04:03The first of two episodes.

04:05Heading to the final two weeks of the biggest season finale of the year.

04:09How could you bring him into this?

04:11The world of Sidney Bristow will change forever.

04:14Get down!

04:16A new alias.

04:18Then 10, 9 central.

04:19An episode too shocking to miss.

04:22My name is Hannibal Lecter.

04:24A new practice after a new alias.

04:26ABC next Sunday starting 9, 8 central.

04:29What makes Fats Cafe so special?

04:32Our poppy seed rolls rule.

04:35World famous calabash chicken.

04:38I can tell you what's in it, but then I'd have to, you know.

04:42We make more friends with our Carolina cobbler.

04:45Fats Cafe is special because we put a lot more into our cooking,

04:49and you get a lot more on your plate.

04:51See, we have two rules at Fats Cafe.

04:53Regulars get treated special.

04:55And everyone's a regular.

04:59During the Chrysler Challenge, we challenge you to find any brand that gives you cash allowances up to $2,500,

05:05or a 0% financing on select vehicles,

05:08and 7-year, 100,000-mile protection on engines and transmissions.

05:12Only one brand gives you all that.

05:14Chrysler.

05:15Go ahead.

05:16Compare.

05:16And you'll see just where we're leaving the competition.

05:19Great products.

05:20Great protection.

05:21Great value.

05:24Take the Chrysler Challenge.

05:27See your Chrysler dealer today.

05:29Helen Hurley owns a Hyundai Elantra.

05:31I researched it on the Internet.

05:33There was no comparison.

05:34The competition can't match the Freedom of America's best warranty.

05:37The warranty for the Elantra was the best out there.

05:39It also has a long list of features, including front and side airbags.

05:43It's the only car in its class that has them standard.

05:45The gas mileage is excellent.

05:46It's a great value for the money.

05:47Get $750 cash back or choose 0.9% APR financing now.

05:52Freedom is calling you.

05:56Hyundai dealers.

05:57Helping kids fight cancer.

06:00Rebuilding the Pentagon.

06:01Monday at 6 and 11 on News 13.

06:13And I'm not helping him.

06:17I'm not helping him.

06:38Keys.

06:39Keys.

06:41Gotta go.

06:42Okay.

06:43Bye.

06:47Introducing the 270 horsepower Passat W-8.

07:12How you use it is entirely up to you.

07:16Hey, aren't you the same guy that pulled us over last time?

07:25Need a little quiet time?

07:27Give him new Quaker Chewy Dips.

07:28Real granola, real caramel, dipped.

07:30New Quaker Chewy Dips.

07:32Chewy Stop the Chatter.

07:33Three times in one month?

07:37What's wrong?

07:37Look!

07:38I can clean that floor, mate.

07:40The Hoover Floor Mate for hard floors.

07:42It vacuums.

07:43It washes and scrubs.

07:45Then squeegees floors dry.

07:46It even cleans and shines sealed hardwood.

07:48Floor Mate from Hoover.

07:49Dude, you could totally do it.

08:01Hey, you ain't Spider-Man.

08:04But if you've got a Dr. Pepper, you've got a chance to win a trip to New York City for a private Spider-Man party or thousands of other prizes.

08:10Look on specially marked packages for your chance to win instantly.

08:15The Dr. Pepper Spider-Man game.

08:18Spider-Man.

08:19In theaters May 3rd.

08:21It's funny and honest and true.

08:25You will end up childless and alone.

08:28Oh, fingers crossed, yeah.

08:29It's about finally growing up.

08:31I'm really interested in this woman.

08:33I'd like her to be my girlfriend.

08:35There, I've said it.

08:35Oh, brilliant!

08:36It's about what happens when you open your door to life.

08:39He fancied you.

08:40He told me.

08:42You're involved now.

08:43No man is an island.

08:45From the makers of Bridget Jones' Diary, it's About a Boy.

08:48Rated PG-13.

08:49At theaters May 17th.

08:50I wanna be with a girl like you.

08:55I said I wanna be with a girl like you.

09:00Oh, yeah.

09:02My friend said

09:04that you're the best.

09:07And I

09:08wanna be with a girl like

09:10I

09:11wanna be with a girl like

09:13I

09:13wanna be with a girl like you.

09:18Like you.

09:24Brown says make your life easy.

09:27Brown tells me you have all the choices you want.

09:29Brown says to me

09:30get your shipments to your customers

09:33when they need it

09:34where they need it.

09:36Brown says relax.

09:38We'll get it done.

09:39Brown says

09:40how about some more pot?

09:44Brown would say that.

09:46Shipping on your schedule.

09:48What can Brown do for you?

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10:21They fight for the victims.

10:23We gotta rape and beat girl to think about.

10:25I didn't rape anybody.

10:27They fight for justice.

10:28He butchered me.

10:30Tuesday at a new time, 10, 9 central.

10:33One detective fights for honor.

10:35New NYPD Blue,

10:36Tuesday at 10, 9 central on ABC.

10:39Viewer discretion advised.

10:41Wednesday, for the rest of the season,

10:43my wife and kids is all new.

10:45Starting with Jay's all new look.

10:47Then on a new According to Jim,

10:50Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi

10:51are back together

10:52and crazier than ever.

10:54You know what?

10:54Don't you steal wool on a Teflon

10:56and it'll scratch it.

10:57And on a new Drew Carey,

10:58it's been the best-kept secret on television.

11:00Lewis is a genius.

11:01You're sort of like that fellow

11:02on Good Will Hunting.

11:03Did you see that?

11:04Was it animated?

11:04No.

11:05Then I didn't see it.

11:06It's a special one-hour Drew

11:07and it all starts at 8, 7 central.

11:09It's brand new Wednesday on ABC.

11:11Did you hear that?

11:25Dynatopia.

11:26The Mega Series premieres Sunday

11:28in two weeks, 7, 6 central,

11:30only on ABC.

11:30Come on.

11:47I don't have the greatest soil here

12:10and the top soil you buy

12:11isn't much better.

12:12But this is

12:13Miracle-Gro garden soil.

12:15Premium organic materials

12:17plus Miracle-Gro plant food mixed in.

12:19Look at the difference it makes.

12:21Have you used Miracle-Gro lately?

12:23Subway has a new bread

12:24made with that bee guy's honey

12:26and his oats.

12:27Oh, whoa.

12:29Hey, Subway's this way!

12:31Subway's new honey oat on wheat

12:32starts with tasty wheat bread.

12:34Then we coat it with honey and oats

12:35and bake it all together.

12:36Subway is fresh!

12:39Okay, bye.

12:40Company's coming.

12:41We have no time to vacuum

12:42these pet odors out.

12:43That's okay.

12:44Here's a great idea.

12:46It's my Arm & Hammer

12:47vacuum-free foam carpet deodorizer

12:49with baking soda.

12:51It absorbs and eliminates

12:52carpet odors without vacuuming.

12:54Foam disappears in seconds

12:55and so do pet smoke and food odors.

12:57The room smells fresh and clean.

13:00And when you do vacuum,

13:02use my Arm & Hammer

13:03carpet and room deodorizer.

13:05Sprinkle or spray

13:06carpet odors away

13:07with Arm & Hammer.

13:08Tropicana Pure Premium

13:12is now bottled to go.

13:13So anytime, anywhere,

13:16you can feel pure good.

13:17And we do mean anywhere.

13:19Pure Premium.

13:21Now it's even easier

13:21to feel pure good every day.

13:24The rules have changed.

13:27Now there is no up or down.

13:30Introducing Mach 3 Turbo.

13:32Total comfort whether you shave down or up.

13:35A new anti-friction coating

13:37on all three blades.

13:38Plus a new strip

13:39releases even more lubrication.

13:41So even against the grain,

13:42you get less irritation

13:44and the closest shave.

13:45It's turning the shaving world

13:47upside down.

13:48The revolutionary new Mach 3 Turbo.

13:51From Gillette,

13:52the best a man can get.

13:54This spring,

13:56Lowe's is improving home improvement.

13:58Introducing Lowe's Hardware Help Desk

14:00where experienced specialists

14:01can cut, size, and customize

14:03so you can do it all.

14:05And at Lowe's,

14:06you'll find everything

14:07from a three-quarter inch hex bolt

14:09to quality decorative hardware.

14:11And Lowe's promises low prices

14:13every day.

14:14Guaranteed.

14:16Lowe's.

14:17Improving home improvement.

14:19Just use your Lowe's card

14:20and there's zero payments,

14:21zero finance charges

14:22until January 2003.

14:24When I have a cold sore,

14:26I feel like that's all

14:27people are looking at.

14:29Abbreviate your cold sore

14:30with Abriva.

14:31Abriva cuts healing time in half

14:32because it helps stop the infection

14:34from invading healthy cells.

14:35Kiss your cold sore goodbye.

14:37Abriva cuts healing time in half.

14:54The V6 Nissan Altima.

15:09Friday, a Barbara Walters exclusive.

15:12Camelot's son, JFK Jr.

15:14New details on a fairy tale

15:15turned tragic.

15:16I said something

15:17that I wish I could take back.

15:19John, just don't crash, okay?

15:21Now a close colleague and friend

15:22with what the Kennedys

15:23wanted to keep quiet.

15:25You have betrayed him,

15:26they said.

15:27You're not loyal.

15:28Watch 2020 Friday.

15:30There were your favorite

15:31girls next door.

15:31We're back.

15:32In a reunion with the whole cast.

15:34They're taking on

15:35the tough questions.

15:36Did you have friends today?

15:37And showing off

15:38some never-before-seen bloopers.

15:40Take a trip back

15:41to happier days

15:41when Entertainment Tonight

15:42presents Laverne and Shirley

15:43together again.

15:44All of my favorite stars

15:45then and now.

15:46Tuesday, May 7th

15:47at 8, 7 central on ABC.

15:48A good plan.

15:51Jamie Gertz

15:52stars in Gilda Radner.

15:53It's always something.

15:54Monday, 9, 8 central on ABC.

15:58Coming up tonight

15:59at 11 on News 13.

16:01Could two bodies

16:02found in the woods

16:02of Transylvania County

16:03be that of a missing

16:04South Carolina couple?

16:06I'm Russ Bowen

16:06and we'll have the latest details

16:07coming up new tonight

16:08at 11.

16:10Plus, were you caught

16:11in this traffic?

16:12We'll show you why

16:13a local interstate

16:14was shut down for hours.

16:16And strong to severe

16:17thunderstorms rolled

16:18across the area today.

16:19I'm meteorologist

16:20Jason Boyer.

16:21I'll let you know

16:21if there's still a threat

16:22later tonight.

16:28Hey, get down here fast.

16:29They got the silver one.

16:30Okay, bye.

16:31Bye.

16:37Bye.

16:38Claim your Volkswagen.

16:51With offers this good,

16:53they won't be around forever.

16:58When you think of Italy,

16:59you think of things.

17:00Like cars

17:01that think they can fly.

17:02The latest fashions.

17:05You girls appreciate

17:06great taste.

17:07Want to go to Subway?

17:09Italy.

17:10That's where Subway

17:10came up with the idea

17:11for the new roasted garlic

17:12on Italian.

17:13Come on.

17:13Our new roasted garlic

17:14on Italian is delicious.

17:15We start with classic

17:16Italian bread,

17:17sprinkle roasted garlic,

17:18and select spices on top

17:19and bake it all together.

17:20It's one of Subway's

17:21two new gourmet breads.

17:24Maybe in your next lifetime, guys.

17:25Subway is fresh.

17:28If you're tired

17:29of cleaning gutters,

17:31call Gutter Guard.

17:32Gutter Guard uses

17:33surface tension

17:34to channel rainwater

17:35into the gutter

17:36while leaves and debris

17:37flow over the cover.

17:39We offer the strongest

17:40warranty in the business.

17:42If your Gutter Guard system

17:43ever clogs,

17:44we'll clean it.

17:45And the best time

17:46to call is now

17:47when special

17:48off-season pricing

17:49is available.

17:51For a free quote,

17:52call Gutter Guard today

17:53at 864-989-1500.

17:55The Barroning Report,

17:59Tuesday at 530

18:00on News 13.

18:08Mommy, Daddy.

18:15Some magic's real.

18:26We have always felt

18:27that our trucks

18:28were tougher

18:29than anybody else's trucks.

18:32I've had people say to me,

18:33I own a Ford truck

18:34and I have 120,000 miles on it

18:37and it's still as good

18:38as the day I bought it.

18:39They say to me,

18:40gee, I'd love to buy

18:41an old Ford truck,

18:42but I can't find one

18:43that's really in mid-condition.

18:45That's a great thing.

18:48Those trucks have been used hard

18:50for a lot of years.

18:52You see so many Ford trucks

18:54on the worksite

18:54because these trucks

18:56can take what you can dish out

18:58year after year,

18:59generation after generation.

19:01And that's what

19:01they're built for.

19:03Built Ford Tough

19:04isn't just a slogan,

19:05it's what we deliver.

19:07We just have to make sure

19:08that we continue

19:09to give them

19:10those kind of trucks

19:11so that their kids

19:12will say,

19:13I'll only buy a Ford,

19:14I'll never buy anything else.

19:15I mean,

19:16I love hearing that.

19:23Cheesecake lovers,

19:24welcome to heaven.

19:27Philadelphia Snack Bars,

19:29a divine taste

19:30of Philly cheesecake

19:31whenever you want.

19:34Philadelphia Snack Bars,

19:35a little taste of heaven.

19:38Every day,

19:40San Francisco wakes up

19:41to billions of allergens.

19:43introducing Clarinex.

19:46Clarinex provides

19:47receptor protection

19:48to help block histamine.

19:50Get 24-hour

19:51non-drowsy relief

19:52or any allergy

19:53anywhere,

19:54anytime.

19:55Side effects

19:56are similar to sugar pill

19:57including sore throat,

19:59dry mouth,

19:59and fatigue.

20:01Wherever you are,

20:02whatever your allergy,

20:03talk to your doctor

20:04about new Clarinex.

20:06Clarinex.

20:10Clarinex.

20:13Burger King introduces

20:24the new Chicken Whopper

20:26and Chicken Whopper Jr.

20:27Juicy, flame-broiled

20:28chicken breast fillets

20:29with crisp lettuce

20:30and fresh tomatoes.

20:31So good,

20:32it had to be called

20:33a Whopper.

20:34You gotta have

20:35the new Chicken Whopper.

20:38Whenever I know

20:39I'm gonna meet someone,

20:40I always do this.

20:41just to see

20:43if I need a Tic-Tac.

20:44Friendly little

20:45one and a half

20:45calorie breathless.

20:48Tic-Tac.

20:49Breathe friendly.

20:50I love being a trendsetter.

20:52Mama keeps our house

20:54sparkling like sunshine.

20:56Mama keeps our house

20:57fresh like the springtime.

21:00Mama keeps our house

21:01clean with the magic.

21:03Mama's got the magic of

21:05Clorox.

21:05Clorox Cleanup Spray,

21:07the only all-purpose cleaner

21:08with the magic of Clorox bleach.

21:10Even the nastiest set-in stains

21:12disappear before your eyes

21:13and no cleaner

21:14kills more germs.

21:16Clorox Cleanup.

21:17There's no clean

21:18like a bleach clean.

21:19Mama's got the magic of

21:21Clorox.

21:23Gotta be me.

21:26Whether I'm right,

21:29whether I'm wrong,

21:31whether I find a place

21:33that is worse

21:34or never belongs.

21:36I've got to be me.

21:38I've got to be me.

21:41What else can I be

21:42but what I am?

21:43I've got to be me.

21:47There are some things

21:48money can't buy.

21:49For everything else,

21:50there's MasterCard.

21:51Except that everywhere

21:52dogs are.

21:55This summer,

21:56you're going to love

21:57living outside.

21:58With Martha Stewart

21:58Everyday Garden Furniture

22:00at Kmart,

22:01you can transform

22:01the outdoors

22:02into your new favorite room.

22:04Seat up to six.

22:06Swivel.

22:08Serve.

22:09Enjoy.

22:10You'll be comfortable

22:11with our roomy chairs

22:12and many choices.

22:14And while you're at Kmart,

22:15pick up my garden tools

22:16and plants.

22:17Get to Kmart

22:18and get outside.

22:23For 50 years,

22:24music's biggest superstars

22:25got their start

22:26in one place.

22:27American Bandstand.

22:28It's happening.

22:29It's American Bandstand's 50th.

22:3150 years?

22:32With performances by

22:33Stevie Wonder,

22:34Cher,

22:34Alanis Morissette,

22:35and Michael Jackson.

22:36We're coming back

22:37where it all began.

22:38American Bandstand's 50th.

22:40A celebration.

22:40Friday, 8, 7 central.

22:42On ABC.

22:49Stranded

22:49in a world

22:50beyond time.

22:51Where are we

22:52exactly?

22:53Dinotopia.

22:54It's not every day

22:55we get new arrivals.

22:56But within reach.

22:58Users died off

22:59millions of years ago.

23:00Hallmark Entertainment

23:01and ABC

23:02present the story

23:03of two brothers.

23:05We have to get off

23:06this island.

23:06And the journey

23:07they never meant

23:08to take.

23:09I'm afraid

23:09your past life

23:11is gone.

23:12An amazing adventure.

23:14This is beautiful.

23:15They never expected.

23:17The Tyrannosaurus herd

23:17is destroying

23:18everything in its path

23:19and the Pteranodons

23:20are breaching

23:20all their traditional

23:21boundaries.

23:22Open your eyes.

23:23It's time for you

23:24to see

23:25how's the dinosaurs seen.

23:27Open your heart.

23:28I think I might be

23:29in love with you.

23:30Open your mind.

23:31This will like the way.

23:32Only two weeks

23:34until the world premiere

23:35of the mega-series

23:36Dinotopia.

23:38You're almost there.

23:39Sunday, May 12th,

23:407, 6 central

23:41on ABC.

23:42She wore white?

24:03She puts her past

24:05behind her.

24:06But you're missing

24:06the point of the story.

24:07The groom's father-in-law

24:08hires him to run

24:09the mismanaged

24:10shipping department

24:11of the family business.

24:12No honeymoon?

24:12A week in a while.

24:13That's nice.

24:14Not bad.

24:14Keep up.

24:15The kid turns to FedEx Ground.

24:17They give him

24:17affordable nationwide

24:18B2B delivery

24:19with a money-back guarantee.

24:21And he gives Daddy Dearest

24:22a high-quality,

24:23low-cost lesson

24:24in who's the boss.

24:26Who is the boss?

24:27The kid.

24:28The kid is now the boss?

24:28The kid is now the boss.

24:30That's the story?

24:31That's it.

24:35Taste that beats

24:37the others call

24:38Pepsi poison on

24:40Pepsi's got that special taste

24:44created for the cold.

24:46The cold turns on

24:48that Pepsi drive

24:49makes Pepsi Cola

24:51come alive.

24:54Taste that beats

24:55the others call

24:56Pepsi poison on.

24:59This is my grandpa.

25:04Give him good food

25:04and good people.

25:05He'll charm you all night.

25:06So we took him to Olive Garden

25:07for the chicken and shrimp limonet.

25:09It was perfect.

25:10Chicken and shrimp

25:11tossed with pasta

25:12and a white wine lemon sauce.

25:13Plus all the salad

25:14and breadsticks you want.

25:15Olive Garden.

25:16When you're here,

25:16you're family.

25:17We pass on so much

25:21to our children.

25:24Our eyes.

25:25The color of our hair.

25:28Even a bit of our personality.

25:32And when we own a home,

25:34we find it's even possible...

25:36Carlos, get our time.

25:37Okay!

25:38...to pass along our dreams.

25:41Call the Fannie Mae Foundation

25:42for a free guide

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25:45and for a list

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25:48Come on!

25:49Seesaw!

25:50Come play with Daddy!

25:53One, two, and three!

25:56There's a snack

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25:58Quakes, go ahead.

26:00Snack away!

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26:48In the old days,

26:49athlete's foot meant

26:50using Lotrimin AF

26:51or Tenactin

26:52for four whole weeks.

26:54Who does that?

26:55Today, Lamisil AT

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26:56with just one week's use

26:58and keeps you

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26:59for three months.

27:00Lamisil AT,

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27:02to cure athlete's foot.

27:04Monday's a big night.

27:05Never mind.

27:06For laughter.

27:08First, Hollywood's biggest names

27:10celebrate the groundbreaking

27:11comedy of a legend.

27:13She loved to laugh.

27:14Baba, wala.

27:15I loved her before

27:16and I've loved her ever since.

27:17From her early childhood

27:18to her rise to fame,

27:20she made a smile.

27:21Molly Shannon hosts

27:23Gilda Radner's

27:24Greatest Moments.

27:25Then,

27:26live from New York,

27:27it's Saturday night.

27:29We all remember the laughter.

27:31You're one of the funniest people

27:32I've ever seen.

27:33But when the cameras were off,

27:35she lived the story.

27:36I knew before I ever met you

27:38that I was gonna fall in love with you.

27:40We never knew.

27:41You do know why

27:42you're in love with Jean?

27:43I'm neurotic, not stupid.

27:44Jamie Girtz stars in

27:46Gilda Radner,

27:47It's Always Something,

27:48two big events,

27:50one incredible night of memories,

27:52It's always something.

27:54and laughter.

27:55Ah, no white crap!

27:56A Gilda celebration.

27:58She was everything wonderful to me.

28:00Monday, starting at 8, 7 central on ABC.

28:03They fight for the victims.

28:05We gotta rape and beat girl

28:07to think about.

28:07I didn't rape anybody!

28:09They fight for justice.

28:10He butchered me!

28:12Tuesday at a new time,

28:1410, 9 central.

28:15One detective fights for honor.

28:18New NYPD Blue,

28:19Tuesday at 10, 9 central on ABC.

28:21Viewer discretion advised.

28:23During the Chrysler Challenge,

28:25we challenge you to find any brand

28:27that gives you $2,500 cash allowances

28:29or 0% financing on select vehicles

28:32and 7-year, 100,000-mile protection

28:34on engines and transmissions.

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28:46The competition.

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28:51Take the Chrysler Challenge.

28:52Coming up tonight at 11 on News 13.

28:58Authorities now know the identities

29:00of two bodies found in Transylvania County

29:02will have the gruesome details behind this case.

29:05Plus, she built her life around making others smile.

29:08Now, her family is making sure some good

29:10comes out of Gilda Radner's tragic death.

29:13And is our threat for severe weather over with

29:15for the time being?

29:16I'm meteorologist Jason Boyer.

29:18I'll answer that later tonight.

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30:04It's your local Pontiac dealer.

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30:09Rebuilding the Pentagon.

30:11Monday at 6 and 11 on News 13.

30:23Not anymore.

30:26We're moving in over here.

30:38We made a battle to protect the neighborhood.

30:39Steven Dorff, Brad Renfro,

30:41The Ruse of Bawk,

30:42Frankie Muniz,

30:43Alphazar Getty.

30:44I run the deuces.

30:45I don't back down from nothing.

30:46Matt Dillon,

30:47Drea DiMatteo,

30:48James Franco,

30:49Johnny Knoxville,

30:50and Norman Reedus.

30:50Let's fight this territory.

30:52I'll take care of him.

30:53If this comes back to me,

30:54I don't know you.

30:54On May 3rd,

30:55two worlds will collide.

30:57You come on my dock again

30:58and I'll kill you.

30:59And things are gonna get wild.

31:01Get all the guys down here now.

31:03Juice is wild.

31:04It's going down tonight.

31:05Rated R.

31:05Starts Friday the 3rd.

31:06Shine just hit a record high.

31:09New Wet Shine Nail Color from Maybelline.

31:11It's bold,

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31:14A wet look that's locked in up to seven days.

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31:20Maybelline.

31:22Pardon the intrusion,

31:23but what's up with the processed burger combos?

31:25Let's get them some KFC.

31:26The KFC two-piece original recipe meal deal.

31:28This is a poor excuse for a meal.

31:30This is a real meal

31:31and a real deal.

31:32Get it now for only $2.99

31:33or get 10 pieces for $8.99.

31:35There's fast food

31:36and then there's KFC.

31:36The Nissan Altima.

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32:53When these marigolds were potted,

32:54they were the same size.

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33:01plus Miracle-Gro plant food mixed in.

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33:05Have you used Miracle-Gro lately?

33:07Monday's a big night.

33:10Never mind.

33:11For laughter.

33:12First, Hollywood's biggest names

33:14celebrate the groundbreaking comedy of a legend.

33:17She loved to laugh.

33:18Baba-wa-wa.

33:19I loved her before

33:20and I've loved her ever since.

33:21From her early childhood

33:23to her rise to fame,

33:24she made a smile.

33:25Molly Shannon hosts

33:27Gilda Radner's Greatest Moments.

33:29Then.

33:30Live from New York,

33:32it's Saturday night.

33:33We all remember the laughter.

33:35We're one of the funniest people

33:37I've ever seen.

33:38But when the cameras were off,

33:39she lived the story.

33:41I knew before I ever met you

33:43that I was gonna fall in love with you.

33:44We never knew.

33:46You do know why you're in love with Jean?

33:47I'm neurotic, not stupid.

33:49Jamie Girtz stars in

33:50Gilda Radner,

33:51It's Always Something.

33:52Two big events,

33:54one incredible night of memories.

33:56It's always something.

33:58And laughter.

33:59Time, no white crap.

34:01A Gilda celebration.

34:02She was everything wonderful to me.

34:04Monday, starting at 8, 7 central on ABC.

34:08ABC next Sunday,

34:10starting 9, 8 central.

34:12The first of two episodes.

34:14Heading to the final two weeks

34:16of the biggest season finale of the year.

34:18How could you bring him into this?

34:20The world of Sidney Bristow

34:22will change forever.

34:23Get down!

34:24A new alias,

34:26then 10, 9 central.

34:28And episode two shocking to miss.

34:31My name is Hannibal Lecter.

34:33A new practice after a new alias.

34:35ABC next Sunday,

34:37starting 9, 8 central.

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35:10Quick, memorize everything about this precise moment

35:13because you were going to want to remember

35:14exactly what you were doing

35:16when Pizza Hut announced

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35:19That's right.

35:20Right now when you buy

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35:23like a Supreme or Meat Lovers,

35:25we'll give you an entire second medium pizza

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35:30for an incredible 99 cents.

35:31In the annals of history,

35:32has any other pizza company

35:34offered a deal this good?

35:35Everyone's going to want a piece of this.

35:37The historic 99 cent pizza deal

35:38from Pizza Hut.

35:48So, how are you going to keep fleas

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36:08Jessica Sheets owns a Hyundai Accent.

36:11It looks great.

36:12There's enough room

36:13to fit all your friends in there.

36:14It comes with the freedom

36:15of America's best warranty.

36:16It tells me that Hyundai

36:17is there for me as the customer.

36:20And the Accent has so many

36:21standard features.

36:22No wonder it's the best-selling car

36:23in its class.

36:24The Accent was a great deal.

36:25I got exactly what I was looking for

36:27for a great price.

36:28The Hyundai Accent

36:28at just $8,994.

36:30It could be your best value, too.

36:32Freedom is calling you.

36:36Hyundai Dealers.

36:37Helping kids fight cancer.

36:56And now,

36:57the world premiere of the preview

36:58for one of the summer's

36:59most anticipated films

37:01from the writer-director

37:02of the sixth sense

37:03Signs.

37:05What can make team magic shapes

37:33the size of a football field?

37:35What kind of machine

37:36can bend a stock of corn over

37:37without breaking it?

37:39It can't be by hand.

37:40It's too perfect.

37:43So the aliens can't read our minds?

37:46No.

37:48Some animals around the county

37:49have been acting funny.

37:51Some of them violent.

37:52It's almost like they act

37:53when they smell a predator around.

37:54Ah!

37:54Amman, Nairobi,

37:59Bangalore,

38:00and Jerusalem.

38:01Same shows

38:01on every station.

38:04Every station.

38:05It is the 18th reported

38:06crop sign in that country

38:08in the last 72 hours.

38:11I'm a little scared.

38:12All this stuff on TV.

38:14Joe Gills was in here

38:15talking about

38:15the end of the world.

38:18They're staying in the shadows.

38:19It's called probing

38:20to make sure things

38:21are all clear.

38:23Clear for what?

38:25For the rest of them.

38:27There's a monster

38:28outside my room.

38:30Can I have a glass of water?

38:39Ground forces

38:40are being assembled.

38:42It's happening.

38:46Don't be afraid.

38:47It's like war of the world.

38:51So leave.

38:52It's going to pass.

38:54Don't be afraid.

38:55They're in the house.

38:57Here it comes.

38:59Don't be afraid.

39:14Oh, yeah.

39:15This film is not yet rated.

39:36A breakthrough

39:37in the Middle East

39:38this afternoon

39:38that could end

39:39the fighting.

39:40We'll tell you what happened.

39:42And after an active day,

39:44will Mother Nature

39:44give us a break tomorrow?

39:46I'm meteorologist Jason Boyer.

39:48I'll answer that

39:48and have a look

39:49at your seven-day forecast

39:50later tonight.

40:14Monostat introduces the one-dose

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40:29that's part of the new

40:30Monostat 1 combination pack,

40:32which means relief

40:33starts immediately.

40:35Not so with that

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40:37For today's women,

40:38fast relief means

40:39Monostat.

40:40Sarah bought a new

40:41Kia Sportage.

40:42It came with three airbags

40:43and 24-hour roadside assistance.

40:45Trish bought a Honda CR-V.

40:47Two airbags,

40:48no roadside assistance.

40:49Sarah Sportage came

40:50with a 10-year warranty.

40:51Trish's Honda,

40:52just three.

40:53And yet Sarah paid

40:54thousands less

40:55than poor Trish.

40:55Jill, will you shut it?

40:57Oh, Trish is upset.

40:59Is it because

41:00Sarah's been dating

41:01her ex-boyfriend?

41:02The 2002 Kia Sportage.

41:06Right now,

41:07get 2,000 cash back.

41:11Whenever I know

41:12I'm going to meet someone,

41:13I always do this.

41:15Just to see if I need

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41:23Breathe friendly.

41:24I love being a trendsetter.

41:27The Dirty Moth.

41:28Now we're in town tonight

41:30and we want you

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41:50It happens

41:51in the blink of an eye.

41:54That defining moment

41:56in every game.

41:58When that moment comes,

42:03will you have ice

42:04in your veins?

42:06It's here.

42:06It's clear.

42:07New Gatorade ice.

42:11In the old days,

42:12athlete's foot

42:13meant using

42:13Lotrimin AF

42:14or Tenactin

42:15for four whole weeks.

42:17Who does that?

42:18Today, Lamisil AT

42:19kills the fungus

42:19with just one week's use.

42:21And keeps you

42:21athlete's foot free

42:22for three months.

42:23Lamisil AT.

42:24The best way

42:25to cure athlete's foot.

42:27Meet Kate

42:28who plays

42:28Dark Raven.

42:30Darkness is her power

42:31over evil.

42:32That's why she uses

42:33new Woolite Dark.

42:35The first dark laundry

42:36detergent created

42:37to help keep her costume

42:38its blackest.

42:39So she gets picked up

42:40for five more seasons.

42:42And keeps using

42:42Woolite Dark

42:43to help stay dark

42:44and powerful.

42:45Leading to her own

42:46comic book,

42:47a feature film,

42:48and a major award.

42:50Thanks to Woolite,

42:50that's one dark hero.

42:52New Woolite Dark Laundry Wash.

42:54And your clothes

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43:06A primetime murder mystery

43:07you won't be able

43:08to get out of your mind.

43:10Are these men killers

43:11or are there demons

43:12living inside their minds?

43:14An astonishing

43:14primetime Wednesday.

43:16They were your favorite

43:17girls next door.

43:18We're back.

43:19In a reunion

43:19with the whole cast.

43:20They're taking on

43:21the tough questions.

43:22Did you have friends today?

43:23And showing off

43:25some never-before-seen bloopers.

43:26Take a trip back

43:27to happier days.

43:28Entertainment Tonight

43:28presents Laverne and Shirley

43:29together again.

43:30All of my favorite stars

43:31then and now.

43:32Tuesday, May 7th

43:33at 8, 7 central

43:34on ABC.

43:34A good plan.

43:35Ha!

43:36Ha!

43:45Only two weeks

43:47until the world premiere

43:48of the mega-series

43:50Dynatopia.

43:51You're almost there.

43:52Sunday in two weeks

43:54at 7, 6 central

43:55on ABC.

43:58Coming up next

43:59on News 13 tonight,

44:00two bodies are found

44:01in the woods.

44:02Investigators think

44:02it's the break

44:03they've needed

44:04in the case

44:04of a missing couple.

44:06We managed to dodge

44:07most of the severe weather

44:08today, but some other areas

44:10were not so lucky.

44:12And more than 10 years

44:13after her death

44:14to cancer,

44:15Gilda Radner's humor

44:16still brings a smile

44:18to millions.

44:19The news begins now.

44:20The news is a

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