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00:30Do you have him?
04:17Fuck.
04:19Well, how's the old, uh, burning shit under your eyeballs thing going?
04:24Uh, I still can't get it to last long enough.
04:28Okay.
04:29So what do we do?
04:30Uh, I'll just keep trying, I guess.
04:33Do you have any other ideas?
04:35Uh, hey, I'm sorry.
04:41I've got to get to work.
04:42All right.
04:43Yeah.
04:43Bye.
04:43Bye.
04:44Hey.
04:45Hey.
04:46Hey.
04:46You need to get your dryer fixed.
04:48Yeah, or you could just, like, not live here.
04:52I can't keep coming in and out.
04:54I think they're watching us.
04:57Well, it depends on how dumb you played it.
05:00Hey, when do we keep going?
05:03Maybe tonight.
05:05I'll decide later.
05:06Because I haven't remembered anything else.
05:08Right.
05:10Well, maybe Ernie has.
05:12I'll see you next time.
05:42It took the rest of the weekend to recover.
05:51I'm fine.
05:53Will I be updating father later?
06:00He should hear it from me.
06:06We have decided to spare him knowledge of this contreton.
06:12Well, please let him know that his daughter is alive and well.
06:21He says your tempers will rebalance quickly.
06:23Good to hear.
06:25Some residual trauma is to be expected after such an ordeal.
06:30Perhaps we could arrange another obligement session this evening.
06:35I said I'm fine.
06:36I said I'm fine.
06:37We're close, Helena.
06:39What's he at?
06:4278%?
06:4381.
06:44That's a Friday.
06:46It won't be much longer.
06:48You can do this.
06:49I'm not going back down there.
06:56It won't be you.
06:57It will be your Ennie.
06:59My Ennie who tried to kill me.
07:02And then the other one tried to kill me.
07:06They're fucking animals.
07:11I'll just fake it again.
07:19We can't take that chance.
07:21We need to clean this up.
07:23Milchik's many errors this weekend have forced our hand.
07:27And father approves.
07:29Father encouraged it.
07:33It's a risk.
07:39We know this.
07:41But there is no other solution.
07:45Mark S won't work without her.
07:48And the work is mysterious and important.
07:52So we must give him her.
08:00The board appreciates your sacrifice.
08:04Good morning, Helly R.
08:33Good morning, Helly R.
08:36Who the fuck are you?
08:43I'm Miss Wong.
08:48What the hell?
08:50Please follow me.
08:52Mr. Milchik will explain.
09:03Hey.
09:04Hey.
09:05Is she?
09:06Her Ennie.
09:07MDR.
09:08Together again.
09:09Come on in.
09:11I need to know what's going on.
09:12Like right now.
09:13Where's Irving?
09:14And why was he trying to drown me?
09:15Because you're a fucking Egan.
09:16I need to know what's going on.
09:17Like right now.
09:18Where's Irving?
09:19And why was he trying to drown me?
09:20Because you're a fucking Egan.
09:21Was she spying on us?
09:22Wait, what?
09:23The whole time.
09:24It's called a Glasgow block.
09:26It allows one's outie.
09:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:28Are you saying that she was going on?
09:29Is she?
09:30Is she?
09:31Her innie.
09:32Is she?
09:33Her innie.
09:34MDR.
09:35Together again.
09:36Come on in.
09:37I need to know what's going on.
09:38I need to know what's going on.
09:39Like right now.
09:40Where's Irving?
09:41And why was he trying to drown me?
09:43Because you're a fucking Egan.
09:44Was she spying on us?
09:46Wait, what?
09:47The whole time.
09:48It's called a Glasgow block.
09:52It allows one's outie.
09:54Wait, wait, wait.
09:55Are you saying that she was down here?
09:57As me?
09:58Maybe she still is.
09:59Hey, I repeat myself.
10:01Where is Irving?
10:02Yeah, where is he?
10:03I'm so confused.
10:04Answer my question!
10:06Excuse me.
10:07Helena Egan, in her executive capacity, was conducting valuable research.
10:21By stealing my fucking body?
10:24Irving had no knowledge of what management's intention was in this action.
10:29And in so doing, he nearly drowned you.
10:33Our only option was permanent dismissal.
10:38So he is dead.
10:44No.
10:46Irving B's outie has departed on an elongated cruise voyage.
10:51I don't give three dry fucks about his Audi.
10:56She doesn't have the right to take my identity.
11:01Have you ever heard the story of the Glucksteepen?
11:08Let's assume we haven't.
11:22In ancient times, the king of Sweden himself was known to go incognito amongst his people in the hopes of learning their true grievances.
11:41He would don an old grey robe, a Glucksteepen, the name for which he was remembered, to disguise his royal festments.
11:54Keir Egan himself was known to do so in his ether factories.
11:59And Miss Egan was carrying on this noble tradition.
12:05It smells like horse shit.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Swedish horse shit.
12:15And Irving is still dead.
12:18As I said, Irving B's outie has departed on an elongated cruise voyage.
12:24Yeah, I know. Is he gonna come back or not?
12:41He is not.
12:45Wow. Some actual honesty.
12:49You fucking murderers.
12:52You can't do this to people.
12:55It will take time to absorb all that has occurred.
13:01This went well.
13:06Allow me to escort you to MDR.
13:09And help re-acclimate you to your work environment.
13:22What in the abominable fuck?
13:35This is you.
13:47Hell no. I'm not going near that thing.
13:50Dylan. Please.
13:54If you're taking feedback, I hate it.
13:59Same.
14:05Well, the Oort bow was a challenge for us all in ways expected.
14:11And not.
14:13You mean like James Egan's daughter grakshupan-ing us?
14:22Careful, Dylan.
14:25Words have consequences.
14:28I'd hate to resend certain privileges.
14:32As you can see, all of your items have been moved to your new work tri-stations.
14:38Hall passes will still be available.
14:40Let us have a funeral.
14:41I'm sorry?
14:43Irving is a person and he's gone.
14:47So...
14:49We'd like to have a funeral.
14:51Not a retirement party.
14:54A funeral.
14:55Right?
15:00Yeah.
15:04A funeral.
15:07Is this MDR's position, dude?
15:11Long?
15:15Uh, sure.
15:16As long as it's quick.
15:18Quick?
15:19Quick, yes.
15:20So it doesn't take up the whole day?
15:22Well said, Mark.
15:24I'll see if we can pull something together.
15:27In the meantime, let's make some forward progress on the files at hand.
15:32Shall we?
15:36Not you.
15:37Miss Wong, we need to ready a bereavement kit for MDR. Meet me in the back office.
15:52Mark?
15:53Hello?
15:54Hello?
15:55I'm sorry.
15:56How are you doing?
15:57You're doing nothing.
15:58Good night.
16:00And I'm sorry.
16:02It's okay.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:05I'm sorry.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:07I'm sorry.
16:09I'm sorry.
16:10You're sorry.
16:11I'm sorry.
16:13I'm sorry.
16:14You're sorry.
16:15I'm sorry.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17I'm sorry.
16:18Mark?
16:20Hello?
16:22I'm gonna come in.
16:26I'm coming in.
16:36Are you okay?
16:38No, not really.
16:40Yeah.
16:42Seriously fucked up.
16:44Yes.
16:48You couldn't tell?
16:52That she wasn't me?
16:54Obviously not.
16:58What was she like?
17:02Uh...
17:04Like you.
17:06Or...
17:08You're like her?
17:10I don't know. I don't know
17:12who you are, I guess.
17:14Yes, you do.
17:18Okay.
17:24It's not my fault that my Audi hijacked me.
17:26Yeah, no, no, totally. I get it.
17:28It sucks.
17:32Mark?
17:34Yeah?
17:36I don't know what happened to you up there.
17:40Doesn't matter.
17:41It doesn't matter?
17:42Nope.
17:43Do you want to hear what happened to me?
17:44No, I don't.
17:45And, uh, let's just try to forget it.
17:46Okay?
17:48Yeah.
17:50No.
18:12I thought bereavement events were for any's who die on the floor.
18:16yes
18:19well the affections index for Irving B
18:23was in the high 60s
18:24it will help the others to grieve
18:27may I say a question
18:34you may
18:36you shouldn't let them have a funeral
18:41it makes them feel like people
18:46that wasn't a question
18:49that was an opinion
18:51unsolicited
19:06your first performance review is today, right?
19:16that was a question
19:20I'll read the refreshments
19:26you focus on the mournful signage
19:29today we honor Irving B
19:42normally when an innie goes to be with Keir
19:47we hold a retirement party
19:49which they attend
19:50but given the sudden and frigid events
19:55which brought us here
19:55that's not feasible
19:58as such let us each take nine seconds
20:02to silently remember Irving
20:04and thank Keir for our time with him
20:07there
20:13you may now lift your heads and open your eyes
20:16we will now have a eulogy
20:18from Dylan Gee
20:19it's hard to pinpoint a favorite Irving story
20:38for the least fun guy in the world
20:41he was really fun
20:42he put the dick in contradiction
20:46one time
20:51he was pissed at me
20:52for watering down the toner
20:53so he put toner in my water cup
20:56he stopped me before I drank it though
20:59he just wanted to make a point
21:01not harm me physically
21:02but I did accidentally take a sip of it later
21:08because I forgot he said that
21:09he asked me for help
21:13with something near the end
21:14and I didn't listen
21:17and in his final moments
21:20he would have been totally justified
21:22in telling me to suck my own fuck
21:25but he didn't
21:28he was awesome and I miss him
21:37thank you Dylan Gee
21:43a little sugar
21:45with your usual salt
21:48thank you for your attendance
21:54and your participation
21:55you may now briefly partake
21:58in Irving's fruit head
22:00whose dark hair is courtesy
22:02of the black beauty watermelon
22:04from the country of Malaysia
22:07Miss Wong
22:13I thought I was going to perform
22:29yes well I feel the theremin works best
22:32in moderation
22:32but I practice
22:34you can play your piece for me later
22:35yes
22:37honey come and go with me
22:43back to the west indeed
22:46baby can't you see
22:49I'm losing
22:50the breath of an energy
22:52what I need
22:53drink the coconut water
22:55you're chatting
22:56drink the coconut water
22:58I'm having a drink
23:00the coconut water
23:02I'm getting in America
23:04what is it on
23:05how about you
23:07okay
23:08you're not staying
23:14I gotta get to work
23:16but great ceremony guys
23:18seriously
23:19I mean isn't it kind of over
23:24Mark
23:25just let him go
23:27what
23:29Irving was your friend
23:30and he's dead
23:31why don't you give a shit
23:33because he's not dead
23:35he's just not here
23:36you two catch up
23:40what's that
23:42you tell her Miss Casey's your wife yet
23:47wait what
23:51yeah I mean
23:54it's my Audi's wife
23:55but sure
23:55no it's pretty crazy
23:57Mark
24:01Mark
24:06what the hell
24:07why won't you talk to me
24:10what do you want to talk about
24:11Heli
24:12uh I don't know
24:12maybe the fact that Miss Casey's your Audi's wife
24:14what are we gonna do
24:16no we're not gonna do anything
24:18not gonna do anything
24:20seriously
24:20yes
24:21seriously
24:22we'll work as a team
24:24we'll figure this out
24:26well there's no we
24:27Heli
24:28what
24:29it doesn't matter
24:31why
24:31why
24:32yeah why
24:33because they are smarter than us
24:35okay
24:35they know everything
24:37me
24:37looking for Miss Casey
24:39us wandering around
24:41meeting other departments
24:42mapping the floor
24:43all of it
24:44they know everything we're doing
24:45because Helena told them
24:48everything we're doing
24:49that wasn't me
24:51Mark
24:53look I'm not her
24:54I'm not
24:55I'm me
24:58Heli
25:01and how do I know that
25:04you don't
25:12you just have to trust me
25:15this is real
25:21not everything here is a lie
25:29stop being a fucking asshole
25:38your first performance review is department chief
25:49excited?
25:51very much so
25:54shall we?
25:58Natalie
25:58just before we begin
26:00I was wondering
26:00if I could have a word with you
26:02the paintings
26:09I want you to understand
26:13I am grateful for them
26:15truly
26:16if they're a measure of appreciation
26:18then I accept that appreciation
26:20I was just wondering
26:28if you could share with me
26:29a little
26:30how you felt
26:31when you received
26:32the paintings
26:33because I'm thinking
26:35our experiences here
26:37have been similar
26:38in some ways
26:39may face similar challenges
26:43and perhaps the paintings
26:45and the
26:46somewhat complicated feelings
26:48they evoke
26:48Mr. Drummond's waiting
26:58Mr. Drummond's waiting
26:58yes of course
27:01let us go
27:05okay asshole
27:22I guess this is it
27:25sorry I let you down
27:28sorry I let you down
27:28sorry I let you down
27:32I let you down
27:36what
27:38what
27:38what
27:38what
27:40what
27:41what
27:42what
27:50what
27:51I don't know.
28:21Welcome, Mr. Belchick.
28:36Today, I will be conducting your monthly performance review.
28:41This review can take anywhere from two to six hours, depending on the number of atonements and approbations required.
28:47If the review is to take longer than four hours, there will be a break for lunch, with the order taken in advance.
28:54Well, I hope that won't be necessary.
28:59Here is the lunch menu.
29:00Let's start with the positives.
29:12You received the gift of Keir paintings with grace.
29:16Your attendance and your analysis are both in the excellent range.
29:20Wonderful.
29:21Alternatively, and sadly, there have been three contentions reported anonymously, which have been investigated and confirmed.
29:32Oh?
29:33One.
29:34Uses too many big words.
29:38Well, perchance I may colloquially employ a...
29:41Anti-deflections will be heard after the lunch break.
29:45Yes.
29:46Sorry.
29:47Two.
29:48On several of your daily logs, the paperclip was installed back to front, which led to a confusion as to where in the document to begin reading.
29:57Here are the incidents.
30:02But the bulk of our day will revolve around the following.
30:08You brought in a new refining team for Mark S, which failed to coalesce.
30:14You instituted kindness reforms.
30:16Because I'm not Harmony Cobel.
30:18Kindness reforms.
30:20That seemed to have in no way deterred curiosity or idling by the team once they returned.
30:28You arranged an outdoor retreat and team building occurrence, which resulted in the termination of one employee and the discovery of the true identity of another at great risk and harm to the Egan name.
30:50Look, Seth.
31:01Mark Scout's completion of Cold Harbor will be remembered as one of the greatest moments in the history of this planet.
31:11It will take place under your stewardship.
31:15It's quite a legacy, you believe.
31:17Thank you, Mr. Drummond.
31:18That means a great deal.
31:23This milestone seems to have clouded your judgment.
31:27I think it's time to go back to the basics, Seth.
31:31To remember these severed workers' greater purpose.
31:39And to treat them as what they really are.
31:43And to treat them as a result.
32:12I'm tightening the leash.
32:42Hi Mark, Mr. Melchick.
32:56I see you left work six minutes early, may I come in?
33:08How was the rest of the funeral?
33:11Did you get what you needed from it?
33:14Yeah, sure.
33:18Hey, did Miss Wong take notes?
33:22I can't wait to read her article about it in that newspaper you showed me.
33:26What was it called again?
33:29The Bullshit Gazette?
33:33Hopefully now we can put all this grief and tumult behind us and look forward to some
33:38productive work days ahead.
33:40Oh, you mean putting the numbers in the things?
33:44Refining.
33:45Right?
33:46Yes.
33:47Does that sound good?
33:48Whatever you say, Mr. Melchick.
33:50Praise cure.
33:52Did you and Helyar catch up?
34:04We did.
34:05Did you tell her that you fucked her Audi at the Orpo?
34:11Helena Egan.
34:12Helena Egan.
34:14Leader in waiting of this company.
34:18Have a restful evening.
34:29Have a restful evening.
34:31The workers were diligent, focused on the task at hand.
34:45The workers were diligent, focused on the task at hand.
34:57Pleasantly surprised, I noticed that not a single worker had a watch.
35:02They simply referenced a large standard clock near the door.
35:06Just hands and numbers and cogs and purpose.
35:10Your sovereign boss may own the clock that greets you from the wall, but you get to enjoy
35:14its ticking, and thus should be happy.
35:20Yes. Babe, it's the literal opposite of what you were saying before.
35:26Okay. I... I see how you'd feel that way, but one point that Nat made was...
35:33Nat, okay. She said that innies tend to thrive in an environment of structure,
35:40and once that is established, then they are more open to self-expansion. So I am just trying to speak
35:47their language. I know, but this sounds like Lumen's language.
35:50Well, it's a Trojan's horse. If I can get my ideas to severed workers all across the world,
35:56it might beget a revolution. But these aren't your ideas.
36:01These are not your ideas. And also...
36:06And what?
36:07Okay. Lumen hurts people. You know that. And if you want to water down your work
36:10so they can use it for their fucking propaganda, then you're hurting people too.
36:13Okay. I will reflect on your words.
36:18And also...
36:25This is a fiscal and creative opportunity unlike any I have yet seen.
36:31And I'm not inclined to just walk away from it.
36:36Unless me selling millions of copies of my book and the life that that manages to give us has somehow
36:43lost its appeal for you.
36:44Okay. Whatever. I'm gonna go to bed.
36:50No.
36:51Babe.
36:52No, thank you.
37:14No.
37:26No.
37:28No.
37:30No.
37:31No.
37:32it's me again so they fired me i think they know what my in here was up to i'm telling you to
38:02i have to go
38:05hey
38:14hey you why are you following me
38:21i got this thing when somebody shows up on my doorstep screaming my name
38:32i want to know why call it a quirk
38:34you're with lumen
38:43why were you at my house the other night
38:49i don't know it wasn't you at all was it you're severed
38:55i got canned a couple of weeks ago when i pressed them for a reason they said my innie had an
39:07unsanctioned erotic entanglement with another worker they wouldn't tell me who
39:11then you show up at my door
39:22you think we were an item
39:25well fields certainly thinks so we had to cancel our trip to milwaukee thanks for that
39:31fields that's my husband's fields
39:34i'm i'm sorry
39:37yeah well and i'm sorry i came at you just now
39:44it's fine
39:50maybe you could i don't know
39:54what
39:55we got a hand we're planning to have it tomorrow might be nice if you come over we could sit down
40:04talk through it all
40:04you mean
40:08you mean
40:11fields
40:17i suppose
40:19great
40:21we like red wine
40:23expensive
40:24okay tomorrow
40:28you need a lift
40:30i'll walk thanks
40:32you sure
40:32i know where you live
40:40thanks see you tomorrow
40:43yes
41:02i'm sorry there wasn't any eggnog
41:22might be out of season
41:23what the fuck are you doing i needed some pressure points things to rattle your memories
41:30knitting
41:31yeah she said it gave her time to think
41:39that her
41:42what i thought was her
41:51she's not dead she's just not here
41:53who's who's in there
42:00they know people at the morgue on the payroll like everywhere else in cure
42:09you feel all right
42:10basically so uh
42:14uh are are we gonna one more day
42:19usually that's best
42:22usually you've done this once
42:24i don't want to rush things
42:25there's risk
42:27it's not an exact science mark
42:28i'm not sure it's science period but okay
42:31you're good on snacks for now
42:58are they hurting her
43:01i don't know
43:15you're outie
43:16what
43:18i didn't say anything
43:19you're outie
43:30can parallel park in less than 20 seconds
43:33your audi can roller skate
43:47with grace
43:54your audi pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days
44:03your audi listens to music while shaving
44:25but not while showering
44:31your audi prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving
44:40but they must be the same flavor
44:50your audi once captured a butterfly
44:53your audi is going to be
45:07your audi is going to be
45:14your audi is going to be