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Angelina talks to ghosts; Mike puts everyone to work; the fam learns the true meaning of DTF.

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00:00We just got a new flash flood warning for Charleston, South Carolina.
00:16Shit, no South Carolinas.
00:18Yo, Mike just texted the group chat.
00:21We are going farming, bitches.
00:23Oh, what the hell?
00:24Farming?
00:25What is this?
00:27We're going to an actual farm out here.
00:29Yeah, so you bring a golf cart with you.
00:31Yeah, exactly.
00:32I've been going to a program.
00:33It's five days a week, and I'm trying to just be more of a calmer Ange.
00:37It's so haunted in here.
00:39Please don't.
00:40Wherever we go, there's ghosts.
00:41And then, like, my roommates enjoy, like, bothering them.
00:44I'm out.
00:45No way.
00:46Boogity boogity.
00:47You're getting ready to charge me.
00:48That is a nice cock.
00:50I've never seen a cock so nice before.
00:53Yeah, buddy.
00:54Party's here.
00:55The situation is under construction.
00:56We're so classy now.
00:57On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
00:58Get the frig out of here, you crazy.
00:59Um, hello.
01:00I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:02No way.
01:03It's so creepy.
01:04We're gonna be screaming tonight if there's wind and shit.
01:05I'm no way, I'm no way.
01:06No way.
01:07It's like the bad thing.
01:08We're gonna be screaming tonight if there's wind and shit.
01:09All the time.
01:10Okay.
01:11I'm gonna be screaming tonight if there's wind and shit.
01:12Right?
01:13Are you mad?
01:14I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:28It's so creepy.
01:29We're gonna be screaming tonight if there's wind and shit.
01:32I might sleep with Dina.
01:33This is Mike's farm trip to Cape May.
01:35This is like a classy, gorgeous farm, but oh, bitch.
01:39Like, there are spirits here.
01:41I'm not staying in those haunted houses.
01:44This is the thing at Full Self Drive.
01:46I thought it's the girl's house.
01:47This is the girl's house?
01:48Oh, it's the girl's house, yeah.
01:50Is it right here?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Oh, hey, gentlemen.
01:53Hey, boys.
01:54Wow.
01:55Damn, they got the mansion.
01:57Damn.
01:58They got the mansion.
01:59Did you see Angelina's house?
02:00Did you check out the conjuring house?
02:01Now she has her own house?
02:02Yeah.
02:03She's in that house.
02:04The middle house right here.
02:05Hers is definitely the fucking conjuring.
02:06This place is haunted?
02:07Bitch.
02:08To go.
02:09There's ghosts.
02:10I think the guy should leave.
02:11And, like, Ange loves that stuff.
02:14So she's like, no, this is my place.
02:16We were scared.
02:17I feel bad for Ange, but I think she...
02:19No, she's thriving.
02:20No, she likes her.
02:21She didn't want anybody taking her room.
02:22Angelina thrives in the dark arts.
02:24She just went to see Annabelle.
02:25Of course she'll thrive in that.
02:26Oh, that Annabelle attached itself to you.
02:28Angelina's actually very calm on this trip.
02:32Like, she seems chill.
02:34She seems okay.
02:36But, like, Ange's cottage is haunted.
02:39I like this.
02:40Fuck it.
02:41Give me a little coffee.
02:42Yay.
02:45It's, like, makes me happy.
02:46It's weird.
02:47I don't know how this beautiful farm trip turned into fricking the poltergeist.
02:51Can we not?
02:52Please?
02:53If there is a ghost in this room, please give me a sign.
02:57You're so stupid.
02:59What the fuck?
03:00Did you see that?
03:01Kick him out.
03:02This is my worst nightmare.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Where is this girl?
03:06Ron, huh?
03:07Why don't you go check on Ange?
03:08Yeah, go check on Ange.
03:09Ange is alone in the house, and I'm getting really worried.
03:12All it takes is one spooky house to turn a beautiful farm into, like, a haunted movie.
03:18Whoever doesn't mind ghosts.
03:19God.
03:21He's scared.
03:24Ange?
03:26Ange?
03:27That's creepy.
03:29Ange?
03:30Yeah, this house is creepy.
03:34Ange?
03:35What if she got stolen?
03:37What if a ghost got her?
03:38Ron is probably lost.
03:39All right, Ron's dead now.
03:41Ange?
03:42Are you dead?
03:44What?
03:45Where are you?
03:46All right, she's alive.
03:47Oh, you thought I got killed?
03:48Yeah.
03:50Is it really fucking haunted?
03:51Nah, it's just a little creepy.
03:53It just gives off, like, Bloody Mary vibes, you know?
03:56It's just like, if I sat in the mirror and really said Bloody Mary three times, would I die in this place?
04:02I think the ghosts are upstairs.
04:03No, there's not, Ron.
04:04No, there is.
04:05Don't fuck with me right now.
04:06I swear to God.
04:07What?
04:08Bro.
04:09Look, that's where the ghosts are.
04:10Bro, don't tell me this shit, dude.
04:13All right.
04:15Hey, what's up, guys?
04:16Hey.
04:17We thought the ghosts got you both.
04:18I mean, there are ghosts in my house.
04:20Why are we talking all about ghosts?
04:22How does this farm compare to your farm?
04:25Well, this one's an actual farm.
04:26True.
04:27Ooh.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Listen, I did stop by their chicken coop.
04:30It's good.
04:31It's a good kick.
04:32And they had a lot of chickens there.
04:34Yeah, besides how many eggs you get per chicken, Mike.
04:36How many eggs per chicken do you get?
04:38I mean, I get 15 eggs every two days.
04:40That's a lot.
04:41Wow.
04:42That's a lot.
04:43And the one rooster, he could be up for eviction.
04:45Why?
04:46Is he being a bitch?
04:47Pluck Norris, he's very aggressive when it comes to mating, I guess.
04:51Oh.
04:52Pluck Norris, my rooster at Situation Farms, has been quite the nuisance.
04:59Pluck Norris needs to go.
05:01As you can see on the top of the chicks' backs, he's being a bit aggressive.
05:07The reason why I didn't get rid of Pluck Norris is because if you have a rooster, then you can actually make more chickens.
05:14Is that your only rooster?
05:15It's my only rooster?
05:16It's my only rooster.
05:17Did he mate one to death?
05:18I think so.
05:19I think it was the Angelina one.
05:20Oh.
05:21Angelina!
05:22The Angelina one got bombed out.
05:23You got bombed out.
05:24Literally.
05:25I don't care.
05:26I don't believe that Angelina, the chicken, died for one second.
05:29I don't even think you named one Angelina.
05:31This happened months ago.
05:32You don't need to bring it up then.
05:34I think this is chicken shit.
05:35Honestly, Mike, literally no pun intended.
05:37It's chicken shit.
05:38I have eight chickens.
05:39Eight.
05:40Oh, wow.
05:41Eight chickens, and I'm getting more.
05:42Angelina, I'm getting more.
05:43Why do you keep looking at me with these chickens?
05:44Angelina?
05:45I don't give a fuck.
05:46I'm sorry about the Angelina chicken.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50Angelina seems to be very salty that the Angelina chicken didn't really make it.
05:56Angelina, I'm getting more chickens.
05:57I don't care.
05:58Fucking shove the chicken up your asshole.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02There she is.
06:03There she is.
06:04It took me how long, motherfucker?
06:06There she is.
06:07Oh, boy.
06:08Here we go.
06:09Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:11Okay.
06:12I'm trying something different with you.
06:13Come here.
06:14I'm getting off.
06:15You can come over to me, bro.
06:16Oh!
06:17Come over to yourself.
06:18Come over to me.
06:19You can come over to me.
06:20It's okay.
06:21Oh, my gentle girl.
06:22Okay.
06:23The tools that I'm learning in therapy is definitely helping me to cope and deal with things calmly
06:28and nicely.
06:29Did you get it?
06:30Perfect.
06:31Oh, God.
06:32You look like you're crying.
06:33It looks like she's crying.
06:34It looks like I'm crying.
06:35Oh, it looks like you're crying.
06:36Okay.
06:37He's consoling my crying.
06:39I can't.
06:40I'm trying something new now with hands.
06:42Gentle parenting.
06:43Patience.
06:44What's going on?
06:45You have something up your sleeve.
06:46You know how we were supposed to go to the South?
06:48Yes.
06:49And I had all these, like, things planned.
06:51I'm, like, super excited.
06:52And I wanted us all to dress in, like, these Southern Victorian outfits.
06:55Okay.
06:56But then we didn't go to the South.
06:57But I feel like, like, we're South now.
06:59So I brought them anyway.
07:00All right.
07:01I want to show you the outfits that I got from you.
07:02Ooh, I'm excited.
07:03You know I love this.
07:04You got to present it with me.
07:05Let's see what she got.
07:06I need my meatball to, like, help me with this because Dina is used to this.
07:10And I'm like, Dina, can you be the bad guy with me and, like, present this?
07:13We're going to a Victorian restaurant.
07:15Ooh, okay.
07:16And these are all Victorian outfits that we can wear.
07:18Okay, let's see.
07:19Oh, this is something I'd wear normal.
07:21Yeah.
07:22And then the boys.
07:23Good luck.
07:24I'm just saying.
07:25Good luck.
07:26Usually I'm the one doing the outfits on trips and that never goes over well.
07:30I would like to do a matching family photo.
07:31Okay.
07:32I feel like it would be really cute.
07:33Jails night.
07:34Family fun day.
07:35You know I love this.
07:36This is what we're doing.
07:37I am down.
07:38Victorian vibes.
07:39Let's do it, meatball.
07:40Hey, guys, remember we were supposed to go down south?
07:41Oh, no.
07:42Well, the Southern Bells are here.
07:43No, I love Southern Bells.
07:44Oh, this is stunning.
07:45Oh, wow.
07:46We're going to go to a Victorian restaurant tonight.
07:47All right, cool.
07:48So we are going to dress in our Victorian Southern outfit.
07:51Oh, wow.
07:52Oh, wow.
07:53Oh, wow.
07:54Oh, wow.
07:55Oh, wow.
07:56Oh, wow.
07:57Oh, wow.
07:58Oh, wow.
07:59Oh, wow.
08:00Oh, wow.
08:01Oh, wow.
08:02Oh, wow.
08:03Oh, wow.
08:04Oh, wow.
08:05Oh, wow.
08:06Oh, wow.
08:07Oh, wow.
08:08Oh, wow.
08:09Oh, wow.
08:10Oh, wow.
08:11Oh, wow.
08:12Oh, wow.
08:13I am so happy.
08:14Oh, cute.
08:15This is probably the first time I am fucking excited to get dressed up.
08:20I have a full suitcase for you boys.
08:22Wow.
08:23Nice.
08:24And then right, the fun part is we can take golf carts to the restaurant tonight.
08:28Oh.
08:29Nice.
08:30So you guys can pick your outfits, and then we'll get ready to go.
08:32And everybody loves it.
08:33Everybody's like, woo-hoo.
08:34And I'm happy for my meatballs.
08:35But I'm like, why don't I get this, like, encouragement?
08:38encouragement i was like ah not another dean idea oh they have a vest here ron oh wow ronald
08:44this is so fun there you go you might have made out that's cute i could see you in that
08:49they were so much better with you than they are with me i got my little coat i know nobody
08:56complained there's such little dicks when i have to come around when you were like oh
09:01but when i call they're like oh we love it like what the
09:10hey give him a hug give him a hug
09:16i feel like the wicked witch of the west you were born in turkey yes what'd your family do out there
09:21they do the hair transplant and everything okay mike's gonna think i was in on this i'm good but
09:26i'm not that good
09:36night on a town in cape man
09:40i don't know if i exactly understood the assignment with the outfit but i'm gonna make it work
09:45i feel like dracula oh this is fresh look at me right now i look like beauty and the beast
09:51my yo how you making out i think the black and gold it is it looks like your shirt from my home it does
10:00look like i'm wearing versace but i i am not okay looks like you're versace versace
10:12i'm actually loving this vibe i wish i lived back in the 1800s and i was just thriving in my farmhouse
10:18and just living on the land who these hoes wear this 18th century bitch look like i do 12-hour shifts
10:27at the brothel little hoe peep at your service angelina's she's probably getting ready i want to
10:35see if she needs help with her gown oh my god you guys look amazing you guys look like southern belle
10:42you look like a georgia peach angelina is not answering on her walkie-talkie should we walk
10:47over we should i don't want to see if she needs help with the house i'll go me and jenny got to go
10:52over there and make sure she's still alive i'm gonna lose my cap ang i don't know if the ghost took
10:58her out what are you doing hocus pocus oh yeah wait can we do it together yeah i've always wanted to
11:12live in this era i probably would have been murdered you know burned at the stake all right we're enjoying
11:23this a little too much but i would have been a great 20 years of living total coven let's go check
11:29on ang angela yeah i knew that looked great on you wait you're not wearing the top nah it doesn't
11:35it's too big so you're not committing i tried i tried it's a medium i'm an extra small must be nice
11:43nice bitch this is a really cute freaking shirt i know let's put it on so let me just see how you
11:52you didn't even course at the back of it bitch oh yeah yeah what the fuck yeah yeah bitch it fits
11:58yeah all right thank you guys of course nicole and jenny are actually making me want to wear this
12:04victorian outfit how's this look you look great you have to wear the hat now the hat how do you oh come
12:10on i've never tried this before it actually doesn't look as better as i thought angelina looks
12:15gorgeous she looks like a freaking um this is a prostitute back in the day i knew she was going
12:22to be great in that one does this look like too much no we're going to the southern ball ma'am are you
12:28all set to go you're the rich one and wear your grenades the night is getting brisk you literally look
12:35so hot in this dress really yeah i mean if i was a victorian man i would take you right up to my
12:42oh my quarters right up to my quarters we'd go thanks d making me blush
12:51just roll out phyllis whoa the frost is on the pumpkin tonight oh damn oh hello the handsome three
12:57y'all look terrific hello sir holy's just all the boys are dressed up when do you see that angelina's
13:03the call girl of the victorian age you guys look good everybody looks kind of like ridiculous let's go
13:15get the other girls okay look it's dancing like it's wearing versace we look like vampires we're in
13:23the south south jelsea
13:34okay y'all also the victorian mansion sorry bitches the golf cart here the golf cart here oh we got blankies
13:41bron looks like a toddler let's go girl spooky like the wicked witch of the west you really are
13:56this might be my favorite trip i feel like the vibes are so freaking fun right now like this is the
14:02coolest thing i think we've ever done hold on to your bushes bitch look at ronnie he looks dead oh
14:10shit i'm gonna go flying off this thing is ronnie still with us i'm hanging on for dear life but i'm
14:15here i'm loving this vibe i'm loving it yo i need a fire and some s'mores now here we go all right let's
14:24do this oh god what the hell some hocus pocus i think
14:32old schooler than my copula i'm a hot shot cooler than an ice cream pop i slide up the whole house light up
14:37in the whole roof like an astronaut oh my god there's people in there oh god oh yeah there are
14:49people everyone's looking at us oh my god there's people here i hate my life there's people here oh
14:54well just own it everyone's in normal clothes and we're just these assholes in victorian outfits hi
14:59hi sorry don't mind us welcome to ocean seven my name is dorkan i'll be your server tonight nice
15:05to meet you where are you from what's that accent i'm from turkey oh yeah oh wow mike's been to turkey
15:11for what for what ron you know there's rumors going around that mike got on a plane to turkey and
15:18possibly has gotten hair plugs were you born in turkey yes what'd your family do out there my family's
15:25a doctor my parents they fix hairs actually they do the hair hair transplants and everything
15:31okay nice to know i feel that i know a setup when i see one why everybody looked at him
15:42mike's gonna think i was in on this i'm good but i'm not that good i'm not gonna apply
15:46somebody out from turkey that does hair restoration to wait on you mike
15:49his family does hair transplants in turkey yeah yeah don't look at me whoa if you need any help
15:59my parents are gonna take care of you no no no i've never these accusations are attacking
16:08my character knowledge this is pure speculation hair plugs the only thing i know about turkey is that i
16:16like a turkey sandwich with mayo i never thought you needed those yeah why'd you share your hair
16:23because you're about to start getting them yeah what is the hair there's no plugs in his hair there's
16:26no plugs in this oh whatever he needed it's all rumors it's all rumors oh it's hair
16:30say i hear what you're saying you need some down time from your hair say it's hair
16:36i didn't say anything about it you need down time no yeah yeah you definitely need a lot of down time
16:41you need a lot of down time i wouldn't know but just you need a you need like at least two months
16:46down time i heard what i heard from a friend mike swears he doesn't get hair plugs but yet he knows
16:53everything about them do i know anything about hair plugs no because i didn't need hair plugs let's do
17:00a cheers to um our victorian southern look cheers cheers who's your victorian southern charm belle
17:09what did i say nicolette my name is nicolette the vampire nicolette yes bitch nicolette vampire witch
17:18i just felt like i wanted to be a vampire and i felt dirty all right oh no where'd that come from
17:24look at me now she wants to be a dirty vampire where does that come from she's like i get dirty
17:32with it dirty dirty dirty dirty i just want to be a vampire my name is samantha and i'm still the
17:38sweetest fiat you'll ever meet from the 1800s all right my name is miss ruby tuesday
17:46you look like a ruby and you know what i like to do every tuesday i like to get bang from the back
17:54oh oh major leaner right i'm cowboy little beau peep no little ho peep but some might know me as
18:05miss jennifer and why are you ho peep yeah why are you ho peep the 1800s honey someone's got to pay
18:10the bills you know what that means i'm dj paulie d i dj all the hottest barns in town
18:20catch me at your local barn my name is ronald and that's one shot bro
18:24oh my god my name is michael the situation
18:30i thought you spit on my back you don't come over to someone's house
18:35and think you're going to play checkers at 5 a.m
18:42all right all right let me like do it okay ready dana the wiener cleaner
18:47i thought it would be funny because cleaning wieners it was it was a nickname that you all
19:07whoa give it to me we did it work dina dana wiener cleaner
19:12because she was cleaning everybody's no i'm kidding no i was not oh my god i have a toast
19:17to dana the wiener cleaner
19:21that's the name of this episode
19:23so the reason my last name is the wiener cleaner wait so what is
19:41it's just because it rhymes it just rhymes that was one time and it was like a couple guys
19:52gina was a whole vibe back then
19:54oh yeah get it in half the time i barely brought men home
20:06i know but also she doubled down where she sucked for skittles
20:11well a lot of people did a lot of things
20:15taste the rainbows
20:16we were all together just having a great time just being funny as hell and i'm i'm loving it right
20:24now you're doing better you started the therapy stuff yeah is it every day every day is it for how
20:31many hours five hours oh really it's a lot it's nice though i like it honestly like i have to say
20:38like i'm proud of you to take the initiative and do that to better yourself i think that's a group
20:43thing i love it i'm happy that you have like decided to do the work yeah i'm doing it is home
20:49life better yeah it's good yeah good i'm fine i'm super proud of angelina thank god because now
20:57she has a professional that can help her handle these things we've always been learning for you
21:01always i mean one day at a time that's all i could say that's all i can do it makes me very happy
21:07that the roommates are actually seeing that i'm putting in the work um for my mental health for my
21:12health good for you ang it's a good start for you thanks you guys should hug again okay come
21:18on you need some love you can come over me it's okay oh i'm gentle cheesecake she's like what is this
21:24freak doing i am uh beyond proud i never thought i'd see the day where angelina does the work
21:31we love her and we will support her in her new therapies i think it's time for dessert i have a
21:36sweet potato cheesecake sweet potato cheesecake italian lemon cake italian lemon cake yeah
21:41yeah and a chocolate cake i'll take the i'll take all three oh my god holy shit mike look at that man
21:49sweet potato cheesecake like dark extra chocolate yeah yeah man cheers oh my god that was everything
21:58that was the best chocolate cake i've had in my life excuse me sir yes sir it's a hair cold outside
22:03okay okay you think that you can transplant our golf carts of course no problem yeah
22:12i feel like we're in an alternate universe right now because sam just smiled at ron at the table
22:19like i feel like hell froze over yeah you gotta lean into it mike you know go ahead first so did he do it
22:27really not ask him did you do it or did you not do it you did it already didn't you all right listen i
22:35know people that have done it and uh you know i know a guy you have one month one month of what you
22:41get better after one month right uh oh it's it's about two months oh so you know why are you touching it
22:46oh no no i'm just scratch i was just going dead i got my tits done i get botox i get my lips done
22:56who am i to judge a hair plug if you felt like you needed to do it i support you you did it then
23:03you look at me right now you're like is he a shower or a grower and i'm here to tell you i'm both
23:10so then you did do it if it looks like a duck and talks like a duck and then it must be a
23:14a duck quack mike neither confirms nor denies that he's gotten hair plugs that means i got on a
23:20plane to turkey and i got my hair done you did it congratulations
23:28i like my hair you look great uh i am uh plus three thousand you know what i'm saying mikey three
23:46thousand you feel me you get that one three well i don't even call them that that stereotypical name but
23:55um but i'm plus three thousand brownie so that uh that penis enlargement you said you got oh my
24:01god you got a penis enlargement did you do it too i have a good friend i have a good friend who had
24:13let me have a good friend here we go here we go you got a good friend do you know someone that knows
24:19someone i got a good friend what they give you a package deal if they don't roast you they're not
24:26family that's how i feel they put like um uh what's the word what do you have done and like an extension
24:32that's what they did to do and right now i'm being showered with love dana the wiener cleaner
24:42where's chris he's getting some tonight oh my god to hair transplants and chris to hair transplants and
24:51chris he loves a nice cleaner i still got it i'm just saying
25:06okay guys we're here oh i'm a witch okay
25:13oh shit time to get jammies what a good first night dinner yes so fun we we ate good the boys had
25:24chocolate cake 70 million of them oh that's a good one yeah oh shit oh yeah that's what i'm talking
25:32about when are you gonna be done i'm not scared of you enough enough oh my god jenny and nicole just
25:40oh wow wow i gotta get out of this dress let's get out of the dresses good night girls good night
25:44good night guys good night guys see you tomorrow bye guys see you tomorrow wait where's our house
25:51your house is over here ah and that's yours yeah all right guys good night good night
25:59oh oh nice look at that we got our own little fireplace boys look at us look at us
26:05a little fire for the boys well thank you for tonight meatballs because it ended up being like
26:10one of my favorite nights ever with you girl i had so fun on the golf cart it was so much
26:14that was the best moment ever this is probably one of my favorite days same
26:18i'm gonna check for ghosts right now before i go to bed is there a ghost in this room right now
26:26it said i'm here you know the rooster uh the rooster the sun comes up right
26:326 a.m wait did they really go off like as soon as the sun comes up yeah like in uh my cousin benny
26:37yeah and angelina looks like she's doing very well she's doing great she's doing great she looks
26:43beautiful tonight too wait i'm gonna put the volume on
26:51bro that was immediately what the i don't like that
26:55tomorrow i'm gonna show you about the farm world boys all right get ready get a good night's rest all
27:00right good night girls good night love you good night mamas love you love ya
27:11yeah if i see something i'm gonna die in here
27:15there's a ghost over there it's in my bag
27:21bro good night ghost sweet dreams please don't bother me while i sleep thank you
27:30oh how you doing we're in business the sun has just risen okay we're ready to go
27:45early bird gets the worm my eternal clock slash rooster has awoken me i love the smell when you first wake up
27:53and the day has begun
28:00well i'm randrew how you doing man nice to finally meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you and
28:05thanks for having us yeah man no problem dude i got a little bit of a a farm that i've been starting
28:10at uh my house got about eight chickens now and a rooster i wanted to live off the land and uh yeah you
28:15learn how to where your food comes from you learn how to appreciate your food yeah how it's produced we're
28:20farmer to farmer man to man come on in i'll show you in the coop all right here we go mano
28:26e mano this is where they lay oh wow they look good here yep nice and healthy now that i've been a
28:32chicken tender for the last year i'm i'm a professional this squad's not even up right
28:36now you know what i'm saying it's just they're not uh not morning people they're not into that farm
28:40life like myself and uh and yourself so uh let me get them up and we'll get them going and we'll come
28:46back out here yep absolutely all right all right man thank you so much i'll see you shortly
28:50problem yep since we are in cape may bds has got to throw on his cape okay and i got to lead the
28:58squad into victory on the farm and that's just what we're going to do today you're not first up you're
29:06last it just says what it is hi oh you have a cowboy hat on and everything good morning ghosties
29:22i left the light on for you going downstairs i'm charming
29:26i'm gonna make this thing go louder ready to go farming yeah man
29:40mike yo awake
29:45what's up boys listen welcome to my world today we are going to be on the farm it's going to be farm
29:53live boys i'm giving you a little taste of uh situations world all right i get you got
29:59chickens at home bud but you're not quite there yet mike you guys know about the dandelion root the
30:04little flower that comes out that's yellow out of the grass i think i like mike as a guido not as a
30:09farmer i heard it's like such a powerful herb you really are a farmer yeah i like how mike attributes
30:15him being a farmer to owning a chicken like if you have a basketball you're a basketball player
30:19that's not it what the is that oh my stupid imagine that's how we woke up hi guys morning oh look
30:27at those sandwiches leave some potatoes for me man no way yep i'm getting any sleep i mean a little bit
30:32i mean there's some weird on my thing and then when i went up in the attic it said diamond oh my god
30:45Because we were all cold.
30:47And because we were all cold.
30:48I always use a ghost hunting device, an app, actually.
30:53Everyone's like, oh, Angelina with the ghost app again.
30:55Well, if you're in a freaking house that's from, like, the 1800s, 1900s,
30:58you're going to have ghosts in it.
31:00Sorry to tell you.
31:01Whoa, this place is haunted.
31:03The guy at the restaurant said this whole town's haunted.
31:05I'm staying away from Angelina.
31:08If she was talking to the ghost.
31:10Not with me.
31:11No, but how?
31:12Well, then how were you talking to it?
31:14It's with the house.
31:15So it was there.
31:16It's there.
31:16No, ghosts don't fucking follow me, people.
31:19The ghosts are among us.
31:20So I like to use these devices to prove to myself,
31:23all right, there is somebody here, and I'm not scared.
31:25No evil one.
31:26If it's a kid, I'm going with it.
31:27But it had to have been...
31:28There's only one way to settle this.
31:30A seance.
31:31No!
31:34Absolutely not.
31:36No!
31:41Dad, protect me.
31:42Angelina, when did you start to get into the dark arts?
31:45I mean, it's not dark arts.
31:46It's...
31:46Where do you think you're going to go after we die?
31:48I'm an eternal being.
31:49Listen, if it's hatched to me...
31:50Get away from me!
31:51Okay.
31:51Get away!
31:52Mike, I'm getting you first, motherfucker!
31:55Angelina, give him a hug!
31:56Give him a hug!
31:57Hold in!
31:58Transfer!
31:59Yeah!
32:00Ah!
32:02That was a good tackle.
32:05Yo!
32:06You got the ghost on you, man.
32:07Oh, I can't do it.
32:11It smells so bad.
32:13It fucking smells.
32:15Watch your step.
32:16Shit.
32:17Dee!
32:18Dee!
32:18Jenny, where you at?
32:20I can't do it.
32:21Oh!
32:23I'm out!
32:25Hold in my sweet baby's arms.
32:27Lay around the shack till the bell train comes back.
32:31Hold in my sweet baby's arms.
32:34Today, we're going to be working on the farm.
32:36We're going to be feeding the pigs.
32:39If Mike wants to think he's a farmer because he has three chickens, let him be.
32:43You guys are going to get a day in the life of Situation Farms.
32:48I'm not going to rain on his parade, but he's not really a farmer.
32:51I want to pet the pigs.
32:52Yeah, I want to play with the chickens.
32:54There's chickens?
32:55I want to go home.
32:56Oh, there's chickens.
32:57Did you get a sissy schedule for cheerleading yet?
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01I saw that Jen was trying to put Ariana somewhere.
33:04She has her first competition in November.
33:07I feel like she's going to be a really good cheerleader.
33:08She is.
33:09I have videos of her.
33:10She's good.
33:10Can I see?
33:11Yeah, let me see.
33:11It's definitely funny being a cheer dad.
33:13I definitely don't fit in with other cheer parents.
33:16I'm in a cheer chat.
33:18Oh, my God.
33:20Look at her dog.
33:22Lost legs and all.
33:25Oh, she's going to be a sissy.
33:27Ron, get ready to be a cheer dad because it's freaking chaotic.
33:30I sacrificed my entire life.
33:32You do.
33:33Everything is cheer.
33:34Who would have thought my boy Ron?
33:38Oh, my God.
33:43You okay?
33:44We'll turn into the ultimate cheer dad.
33:46What time does Vinny get here?
33:47If he comes here, he better wear a mask.
33:48I ain't trying to get sick.
33:49Give him a call.
33:50Fuck.
33:51Hi, Paulie.
33:52Chooch, how are you feeling, my guy?
33:54Better than yesterday.
33:55I just want to make sure my fever is down, you know?
33:57What time do you get to Cape May?
33:59Well, open the front door.
34:01I knew it!
34:02Is he really here?
34:03I don't know.
34:04I'm on the boat with him.
34:05Vinny, are you really here?
34:07I just use it.
34:08Well, it worked.
34:09He played us.
34:10All right, Chooch, call us back.
34:12Well, he sounds better.
34:14He does.
34:14But I don't think he's coming.
34:15He needs his mother when he's sick.
34:17What else did you bring?
34:18Just some ginger ale and some chicken soup.
34:21Totally.
34:21Definitely.
34:30That sounds like that's our ride.
34:32Rack, is it here?
34:33Oh, are we having a hayride?
34:35There might be a wager on who performs the worst and who performs the best on the farm.
34:40The meatballs are going to do the best.
34:42We like competition.
34:43Give it to me!
34:44Give it to me!
34:45And we don't mind getting a little dirty.
34:48Nice.
34:49Nice, I said nice.
34:50The farmer, the way that he likes to do it is sink or swim.
34:54Oh.
34:55Throw him in the fire and see what happens.
34:56All right, I'm all right with that.
34:57Okay.
35:00What?
35:01Where is it?
35:01It's a hayride!
35:03It's cool.
35:04I love hayrides.
35:06Farmer Andrew, good to see you.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:08Nice to meet you.
35:09This is my crew.
35:10Hi.
35:10Hi, how are you?
35:11If you guys want to learn about farming, I got a few hundred eggs to pick.
35:14It's a great learning experience.
35:15You learn what real life is like, where the food comes from, because a lot of people think these
35:19things are being made in the factory.
35:20It's not.
35:21We'll get you guys picking them, cleaning them, and help me get them packed in the cartons
35:25for sale.
35:26Farmer Andrew seems like a no-nonsense kind of guy.
35:30I'm scared.
35:32If you want to work on the farm, you have to be one with the farm, hence the outfits.
35:36I got a little get-up for the farm situation.
35:37Nice.
35:39Oh, wow.
35:39Oh, I love it.
35:40We got a medium t-shirt.
35:42I'll take a medium.
35:43XL.
35:44XL.
35:45Thank you, sir.
35:46I love this.
35:47Thanks, Mike.
35:48I love how, like, you guys have no problem with these outfits this trip.
35:51The roomies just went right into Victorian outfits last night.
35:55And now, everybody's like, woo-hoo, overalls.
35:57Why can't they be like, oh, yeah, Dana's t-shirt?
36:00I got all of us matching tropical shirts.
36:03They are going to love that.
36:05Are those matching clothes?
36:07Yes.
36:08Guys, welcome to my life.
36:09Matching outfits.
36:10Annoying.
36:11When we're done cleaning eggs and stuff, we got some pigs to feed.
36:13Oh, fun.
36:13We got to put some straw down in there for their bedding.
36:15All right.
36:17That'll keep us tied up for a little while.
36:18Let's go, guys.
36:19Okay.
36:19I think I'm going to struggle the most.
36:21I don't do good with poopy.
36:22I don't do good with the smell of farm life.
36:25Get me away from the beast.
36:26I like chic farm life.
36:28I like cute animals.
36:29But do I like doing the dirty work?
36:31We might sweat a little.
36:32What?
36:32No.
36:34How the hell does this thing go?
36:35Like, I'm going in the fucking Catskill Mountains to hike.
36:41That's too big for this shit.
36:42It's kind of fitting me the right way.
36:45It doesn't stay.
36:46But I don't get why Jane gets to go over my shoulder.
36:49This is hard.
36:50I have the biggest wedgie.
36:52About huggers.
36:53They're tight in the crotch.
36:55Don't know your quotes and shit.
36:57Sell this quote.
36:58Suck my asshole.
36:59None of us look hot.
37:00I look like a thumb.
37:01I look like a potato.
37:02I look like a fucking marshmallow.
37:04Yeah, we look like a boy band, man.
37:11I'm Mike, the lead singer.
37:15I'm Paulie, the hot frog.
37:19I'm Ronnie, the bad boy.
37:25And we are DTF, Down to Farm.
37:29Look at me, man.
37:36You guys look nice.
37:37You girls look nice.
37:38Let's go, guys.
37:39It's a great day to have a great day.
37:41Let's go.
37:41Situation four.
37:43I like the way these things fit.
37:44I know.
37:45It's like riding in my nuts.
37:47Our chariot awaits.
37:48Here we are.
37:49Nice ride.
37:50Ladies first.
37:51Such a gentleman.
37:52Take the civilians, all right?
37:54Yep.
37:54A farmer puts duty first.
37:57Where's Mike?
37:58Mike, what are you doing?
38:03I'm tailing the goods.
38:05You're not coming in here, bro?
38:06Come on.
38:06I got to watch from a safe distance
38:08to make sure you guys are okay.
38:09Wait, what do you mean watch from a safe distance?
38:12Everybody ready back there?
38:13Ready.
38:14You guys ready?
38:15Yee-haw.
38:16I don't want to work.
38:17I'm a DJ.
38:18Yeah, I don't want to work.
38:19If this has worked,
38:20that means Nicole going to show up late?
38:21It's so important.
38:22Stay on time.
38:23Right.
38:23Seven other people could show up.
38:25Yeah.
38:25I don't see why you couldn't show up.
38:26Y'all were drinking on the gym.
38:28Look who I found, Pauly.
38:30Where were they?
38:30Where do you think they were?
38:31Bar.
38:32They're cute.
38:33Good guess.
38:33They're still drinking on the gym.
38:35Cheers.
38:37Hi, Mike.
38:38Hi.
38:40I forgot he was back there.
38:43I can't handle him.
38:44Let's put you on a plane.
38:45Let's do a fake laugh,
38:46like he's missing out on something.
38:47And then everyone look at him.
38:48Okay, ready?
38:48One, two, three.
38:50Mike hates to, like, miss out on things.
38:59What the hell?
39:01Hi!
39:03Oh, damn.
39:04Oh, shit.
39:07What is he, a farmer or a frickin' stuntman?
39:10He's crazy pants.
39:12What the fuck?
39:13What are you, one of those Halloween people?
39:14Damn, that's a lot of chicken.
39:26Oh, there's a lot of chicken.
39:28Oh, they're so cute.
39:30This is not going to be good for me right now.
39:32Since I'm going through the IVF process,
39:34I get, like, nauseous.
39:35I don't do good with, like, yucky around me,
39:38and I just know I'm, like, a germaphobe.
39:40Let's take a bucket.
39:41Oh, wow.
39:41A few buckets.
39:43Here we go.
39:44This creek has about 700 hens in it.
39:46Wow.
39:46700 chickens.
39:47Mike, we're really doing this?
39:49Yes.
39:49Hi, chickies.
39:50Oh, my God, they're shit.
39:51I don't care.
39:52This shit is actual brownie shit on the floor.
39:55You go, you go.
39:59It fucking smells.
40:01Oh, I can't do it.
40:02This smell is so bad.
40:03Get your pukey breath away from me.
40:05I don't want your pukey breath from me.
40:07I hate throttes.
40:08This is my worst nightmare.
40:09I mean, I love animals,
40:10but I hate this.
40:12Watch your step.
40:12A girl that's literally smelled shit her entire life.
40:15That's just right.
40:16My pants.
40:18I'm so sorry.
40:19This is impressive.
40:21All right, hold on.
40:22She stinks back there.
40:23I can't.
40:24It smells.
40:25Oh, shit.
40:26That's all you got?
40:27Oh, I'm going to go.
40:29I'm going to go.
40:30Oh, cool.
40:32Don't step on the shit.
40:34Steve!
40:35Oh, eggs.
40:36Sam, don't go in.
40:37Stay out here with me.
40:39No, I can't do it.
40:40It's like juicy dog shit right there.
40:42I do not want to enter this thing.
40:44I'm done with it.
40:45I'm going to take that out.
40:46Jenny, where you at?
40:48I can't do it.
40:48Sammy.
40:49I'm trying.
40:49I can't do it.
40:51Oh.
40:51I'm out.
40:54Oh!
40:55Who wants to volunteer and tell me who did it?
40:57It was Ronnie and it was Pauly.
41:00No one likes a rat.
41:01Somebody was blowing up the bathroom.
41:03Ew, I'm eating.
41:04It was Ronnie.
41:05Oh!
41:05Disgusting.
41:07Oh, no!
41:08Oh, no!
41:09Oh, no!
41:10Ah!
41:11That's fucking crazy.
41:12That's fucking crazy.
41:13That's fucking crazy.
41:26That's fucking crazy.