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00:00Remember I said I wanted to do something big for the tell-all?
00:06OK.
00:07I'm just going to get my chat going with my 90-day people here.
00:11I got a text.
00:12Oh, it's Lauren.
00:20We got to go pick out some really nice clothes to wear.
00:22Let's go.
00:23I'm not dressing up.
00:25I got something better.
00:27I got a better idea.
00:28You'll see.
00:29I think I might have left my gray suit here.
00:31I think I have an outfit I could wear.
00:32Yeah?
00:33I haven't wait since then.
00:34But yeah, it shall.
00:35Let's do it.
00:36Woo!
00:37About to get sharp.
00:46Please welcome Jess's friend, Megan.
00:48Meg!
00:49Of course it's Megan.
00:51Oh, no.
00:52We're matching me and her.
00:54All right.
00:55Squeaky is third wheel.
00:56We have Megan.
00:57Megan.
00:58Megan, come on down.
00:59Come get your reward, you little nosy .
01:03I don't take orders from you.
01:04So you don't get to tell me not to open my mouth.
01:06God, you're the sourest person here.
01:07She is.
01:08I just .
01:09Sour apple candy, baby.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:11You're a sour patch apple.
01:12You're an apple sour patch.
01:13Damn.
01:14Those might be the winner of the breasts of the night.
01:18Let's bear with you.
01:20Be like this with me.
01:24I mean, I do everything for you.
01:25Be sweet to me and I'll be sweet to you.
01:26Okay.
01:27I'll do everything for you.
01:28The award for the sexiest man on this tale all goes to my boy, Sophie.
01:34Woo!
01:35If I had to give you an award for like best son award, right?
01:39Like what would your acceptance speech be?
01:42I would like to thank the Academy.
01:44I guess my dad.
01:45I'd like to thank the car that y'all conceived me in.
01:48The maker of that car.
01:50Y'all have a great night.
01:51All right.
01:58All right.
01:59We are here at the 90 Day Fiance Tello.
02:02Woo!
02:03What are you wearing today and what season is this from?
02:06I am wearing a gray suit from Single Life Season 4 Tell All.
02:11Yes.
02:12Yes.
02:13A favorite of mine.
02:14How about you, ma'am?
02:15I am wearing a green shirt, some little leather leggings and black boots.
02:19There you go.
02:20From my Before the 90 Days Season Tell All.
02:23Oh, first time, huh?
02:24Yes.
02:25Season five.
02:26Wow.
02:27You've came a long way.
02:28My hair is different.
02:29My skin is different.
02:30Your man is different because you ain't got one.
02:32My man is definitely different because he is non-existent now.
02:35There we go.
02:39All right, babe.
02:40Looking good.
02:43Wow.
02:44Nice red carpet.
02:45Oh, paparazzi on the left.
02:47On the right.
02:51All right.
02:52Get him to bed.
02:53Woo!
02:54All right.
02:55You ready for this?
02:56Tell all day.
02:57Tell all day.
02:58Final day.
02:59Mally day.
03:00Look at that, huh?
03:01Did I tell you or did I tell you?
03:03Huh?
03:04All right.
03:05These are nice.
03:06Not bad, huh?
03:07Yeah, yeah.
03:08Huh?
03:09Remember Spackles?
03:10You drunk right now?
03:11Drunk.
03:12Yeah, how many beers you drank this morning, bro?
03:13Nothing, man.
03:14I had six last night.
03:15I sound like you had the 12 pack.
03:16Okay, Spackles.
03:17Here we are looking fresh.
03:18We are tell all ready.
03:19We're tell all ready.
03:20We're spackling.
03:21I'm excited.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Tell all night, baby.
03:24Not only tell all night, it's also award night, which means it's also?
03:27Award night.
03:28You know what I mean?
03:29Like, board night.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Come on, babe.
03:32Of course.
03:33You didn't go with, like, the rhyme of it.
03:34You know what I'm saying?
03:35Yeah.
03:36I'm excited.
03:37We made some boards.
03:38We're giving some awards, and we're watching the tell off.
03:39Woo!
03:40Woo!
03:41It's about to go down.
03:42What it is.
03:49Unbelievable.
03:50Unbelievable.
03:51It's very easy, honey.
03:53Okay, here we go, babe.
03:54Oh, Mom, Shekinah and Imani are still going at it.
03:57Mm.
03:58Okay.
03:59Let's everybody take a breath.
04:00We're hearing now that you and Ani aren't having sex alone, and we know you've had some
04:06pretty explosive fights.
04:09Let's watch.
04:10Not the two women having explosive emotional fights.
04:13I'm shooketh.
04:14Ooh, that flashback.
04:15Flashback.
04:16I am done.
04:17Ani, that .
04:19This is ridiculous.
04:21Like, you can't turn a hoe to a housewife.
04:24That's what the is going on.
04:25Damn.
04:26There it is.
04:27I remember that.
04:28Yeah.
04:29That was so crazy.
04:30She said mean things.
04:32Oh, yeah.
04:33She doesn't have that self-control, and I feel like...
04:36Thank God I do.
04:37It's something...
04:38It's something...
04:39She said a lot of things that hurt me, and maybe I hurt her at some point.
04:50But she told me she held me with my rent.
04:53She sent me the money in front of me, but I don't receive any money.
04:58So y'all are paying Ani to be in this relationship, basically.
05:01How much do you think?
05:02Whoa.
05:03How much do you think?
05:04Maybe like 1,000?
05:06Oh, I bet.
05:07300,000?
05:09Not up to 300,000.
05:10I'm telling you.
05:11Maybe like 10.
05:12100,000?
05:13Maybe 10.
05:14In general, she sent me money.
05:1760,000, maybe?
05:18Yeah!
05:19Whoa!
05:20Whoa!
05:21$60,000!
05:24That is a salary.
05:25That was a lot of money.
05:27That's a lot of money.
05:28Look, if they have that kind of money, and you're sleeping with me, and I'm sleeping with
05:33your husband, and not you, you better be giving me about $200,000.
05:39Okay, who thinks there's a scam going on here?
05:42100.
05:47Everything.
05:48I don't think it's a scam.
05:49I do.
05:50You don't think she's in a relationship just for money?
05:53I mean, I think she's in for the money, but not only the money.
05:57She also likes Matt.
05:58She also likes America.
05:59She also likes a lot of things.
06:01But is she, you know, head over heels in love with Amani?
06:06No.
06:07Amani?
06:08Are you afraid to say no to Ani when it comes to Amani because you think she will leave
06:13the relationship?
06:14Uh-oh.
06:15Welcome to the cello.
06:16Here we go, Amani.
06:17Are you gonna throw her under the bus?
06:18No, she's not going to because she still wants that kitty cat.
06:23Yes.
06:25Yeah, of course.
06:27I knew it.
06:28I knew it.
06:29She's...
06:30Then why are y'all even trying to get married to her?
06:33Do you still dance, Ani?
06:36No.
06:37Do you...
06:38Let's ask her.
06:39Ani, do you still dance in the club?
06:42Yeah, of course.
06:43Oh!
06:44Oh!
06:45Yeah.
06:46What a betrayal.
06:47What is she paying the rent for?
06:50What, Amani said no?
06:52I mean, this is the thing.
06:54Has she ever told them the truth?
06:56So I have the award for the biggest walking red flag.
06:59Mm-hmm.
07:00And that award goes to Brenda, AKA Ani.
07:04Ani, yeah, I couldn't disagree.
07:06So are you two going to divorce?
07:10We've already actually hired a divorce lawyer.
07:13This is not a good idea.
07:15Hiring a lawyer doesn't mean that you get divorced.
07:17She's not wearing a ring.
07:18This is the most delusional award.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:21That's a good one, Jamal.
07:22That's a good one.
07:23Most delusional.
07:24Yeah, the most delusional.
07:25Right now, Amani and Matt, you are taking it.
07:28Mm.
07:29Anybody want to be in a throuple?
07:30No?
07:32Not for everybody.
07:33It's tough.
07:34Matt, shut up.
07:35Literally.
07:36It's tough, man.
07:37I got to go fly to Mexico and have sex with this hottie.
07:41Then come home and sleep with my wife.
07:44Cypress, I wanted to say thank you so much for the day.
07:47I thought you would be an asshole, but you weren't.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50How petty is she?
07:51Damn!
07:52Those might be the winner of the breasts of the night.
07:56What's the matter with you?
08:00You came off very supportive, and you've had really valid questions, so thank you.
08:04I like you so much after today, actually.
08:06When did Sarper have her back?
08:09Are we watching the same towel?
08:11I'm so confused.
08:12Be careful.
08:13She said that to me, too.
08:14You know, you're real daddy.
08:15I told you not to open your mouth until I finish.
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:19What the ?
08:20Get the hell out of here.
08:22Shekinah doesn't keep her mouth shut.
08:24Yeah.
08:25They're very strong-willed, opinionated women, and that's fine.
08:28We don't all have to get along, but everybody gets along with me, so.
08:33He says something.
08:34Oh, I don't take orders from you, so you don't get to tell me not to open my mouth.
08:38God, you're the sourest person here.
08:39She is.
08:40I just .
08:41Sour apple candy.
08:42I really do.
08:43Matt, are you going to attack a woman?
08:44I thought, yeah, Matt.
08:45I mean, why don't you just sit back?
08:46Out of all the things you're going to say, you're going to come out all sour apple?
08:49Yeah, sour apple.
08:50Come on, do you got nothing, like, manly to say?
08:53Yeah.
08:54Oh my God, you're a sour patch apple.
08:56You're not a sour patch.
08:57I don't even need to be here.
08:59You guys have your conversations.
09:00Well, if you didn't open your mouth, I would have said some to you.
09:04Behind the scenes, it gets really wild.
09:06Yeah, you should know.
09:10So what are you doing after?
09:12I'll see you later?
09:13Mm-hmm.
09:14Bye.
09:15Bye.
09:16It was a good time.
09:17You didn't have a good time?
09:18I think so.
09:21Listen, we know tell-alls are not easy, and we know even behind the scenes is even harder.
09:28You're such selfish.
09:29Look at you.
09:30I am telling you.
09:31I'm literally siding with your husband saying that he should defend you.
09:34You're not better than anyone.
09:36You're not better than anyone.
09:37I never said a wife.
09:38You act like that.
09:39Are you out of your mind?
09:44Bye.
09:45This is so pretty.
09:47Yes, this is half of my savings in Turkey.
09:50Aww.
09:52And don't say that I don't keep my promises.
09:55Oh, look how pretty it is.
09:56Damn.
09:58That's so sweet.
09:59I'm blinded.
10:00It's so bright.
10:01Oh, whoa.
10:03If I had to give you an award for, like, best son award, right?
10:06Like, what would your acceptance speech be?
10:08Well, I need my reward first.
10:10Okay.
10:11You got awarded, princess!
10:13Hey!
10:14Oh, my gosh.
10:15So, me being the best son, I would like to thank the Academy.
10:19I would like to thank God.
10:20I would like to thank the woman who raised me for this excellent award.
10:24It's not always easy being the son of, you know, a crazy lady.
10:29I'd like to thank, uh...
10:31Your dad, baby.
10:32I guess my dad.
10:33I'd like to thank the car that y'all conceived me in, the maker of that car.
10:38Y'all have a great night.
10:39All right.
10:41All right, baby.
10:42It's board night, and we have board number one.
10:44A martini board.
10:46I was inspired by martini pat.
10:49On top, we have a nice lemon drop martini.
10:51Second, we have a cranberry martini.
10:53Third is an espresso.
10:54And fourth is a passion fruit.
10:56Which one would you like to try, babe?
10:57I don't care.
10:58I want the espresso, please.
11:00All right.
11:01Espresso for me, baby.
11:02Careful, careful, careful.
11:04I'll try it.
11:06Ladies first, but that's fine.
11:08Here we go.
11:09All right, here we go, guys.
11:11Mmm, I wish she was here.
11:13I wish she was here.
11:14My hot girlfriend, soon-to-be wife.
11:16Let's get back to it!
11:18Woo!
11:19Before we move on, Shekinah and Sarper.
11:23Oh, here we go.
11:24Here we go.
11:25Sean's going to say something.
11:26Now, Sarper and Shekinah, I heard something happened in the dressing room.
11:29Do you want to talk about that?
11:31Let's see if she says it.
11:32I'm hearing that something went on backstage.
11:35Can you tell me what it was?
11:36Sean's got spies everywhere.
11:38What did I just say?
11:39Did I not say that word for word?
11:41Yeah, I mean, Armani wanted to talk to me.
11:43It's Emeni.
11:44What?
11:45It's Emeni.
11:46Emeni.
11:47Ooh!
11:48She said her name wrong on purpose.
11:49I know she did it on purpose.
11:50That's so petty.
11:51Armani.
11:52Armani.
11:55Hermes.
11:56Da Vinci.
11:58Chanel came over.
12:00We gave her, you know, the opportunity to speak,
12:04and she started out by telling me to keep my mouth shut
12:07until she finished saying what she wanted to.
12:08No, I said, please let me finish.
12:10No, you didn't.
12:11That's exactly how it happened.
12:12That's exactly how it happened.
12:14Literally exactly how it happened.
12:15Let's do like this.
12:17Let's ignore each other because there is no way
12:20that you can get along.
12:22Exactly.
12:23You don't have to be friends with everybody.
12:25They'll never be friends.
12:26These two will never be friends.
12:28Yeah.
12:29They're about to implode.
12:30Here we go.
12:31I love you.
12:32I just don't love you enough to defend you.
12:34Okay.
12:35You're skipping me a little.
12:36Do you believe me?
12:37I just want to give you something.
12:39Oh, where is he going?
12:40Oh, we gotta walk off.
12:41We gotta walk off.
12:42No, no, no.
12:43He said he's gonna give her something.
12:44What is he gonna give her?
12:45I cannot.
12:46I don't know.
12:47I don't know.
12:48I know.
12:49What is it?
12:50Sarfer?
12:51And I just want to give you something.
12:56Oh, where is he going?
12:57Oh, we got to walk off.
12:58We got to walk off.
12:59No, no, no.
13:00He said he's going to give her something.
13:02What is he going to give her?
13:03I cannot.
13:04I don't know.
13:04What is it?
13:05Sarfer, a lap dance.
13:07That would be typical Sarfer, a lap dance.
13:09It is a ring.
13:10I bet you it is a ring.
13:12Or a piece of his chest hair or something.
13:14Right.
13:17What?
13:19I hope you like it.
13:20Whoa.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:23This is a wedding ring and wedding bed, as you wished.
13:25Yay.
13:28Oh, my guys have the day.
13:31That's it.
13:31You see?
13:32Diamonds do make a girl happy.
13:35Always.
13:35He has a move up his sleeve.
13:38He was saving it.
13:39He couldn't be nice to her and defend her and then give her
13:41diamonds.
13:42Gotta first, you know, upset her, then give her the diamonds.
13:46This is so pretty.
13:48Yes, this is half of my savings in terms.
13:50Aw.
13:52And don't say that I don't keep my promises.
13:56He kept his promise.
13:57Yeah, he never sees no one so angry.
13:59I know.
14:00I know.
14:00I know.
14:01I know.
14:01For real.
14:02I'll be happy.
14:02Don't you see him with his promises.
14:04Yeah, yeah.
14:05It's a big rock.
14:06Sarper, where'd you get that from?
14:08Oh, look how pretty it is.
14:09Damn.
14:10That's so sweet.
14:11I'm blinded.
14:12It's so bright.
14:13Oh, oh, oh.
14:14I cannot wait for my upgraded ring.
14:16Oh, trust me, baby.
14:17I mean, I love mine.
14:18Don't get me wrong, but I want a gold band now.
14:20Big ass rock.
14:21Congratulations, guys.
14:23Let me clap for everybody.
14:25Let me clap for everybody.
14:26Come on, baby.
14:27Give it up for my boy Safi.
14:29There we go.
14:32There we go.
14:33Sarper and Shikana are back.
14:35I like that, though.
14:36In the next couple hours.
14:37Be like this with me.
14:39I mean, I do everything for you.
14:41Be sweet to me, and I'll be sweet to you.
14:42OK, I'll do everything for you.
14:43I love you, man.
14:45Hey, you know what?
14:46He had that ring just in case hit the fan and, you know.
14:49Yeah.
14:49At least for the day he's out of the doghouse.
14:52For the day, yeah.
14:53And now there's the part of the reward.
14:56And you know, now she needs to reward him for getting the ring.
15:00All right, Mom.
15:01I feel like for the awards, we should both write down one
15:05to give to someone in the cast.
15:07OK, cool.
15:08All right, I got an award.
15:09Best walk-off, Sapa, and surprisingly, came back.
15:13Little plot twist.
15:14Didn't see that one coming.
15:15I got ourselves good.
15:17All right, so you read mine, and I'll read yours.
15:19Ready?
15:19All ready.
15:20All right, let's go.
15:20Let me see.
15:22Let's see, you go first.
15:23OK, best dressed.
15:25OK.
15:26A mini and Shikana.
15:27You cannot just pick two.
15:29You got to pick one.
15:30Pick one.
15:31Pick one.
15:31OK, a mini.
15:32All right, I agree.
15:33All right, best hair, Greg.
15:36Yeah, he's keeping it simple.
15:38I like it.
15:39Some of them probably spent hours on the hair.
15:40I think Greg woke up, gave it a slick brush, good to go.
15:44She's desperate.
15:45Nobody is paying for bots to send nasty comments to you.
15:48I'm not desperate because I don't have to work out of my house.
15:51Not only do you work from home, you got married in the bed, bitch.
15:54Oh, yummy, babe.
15:55Board number two.
15:56Yep.
15:57I got something in honor of my boy Sarpy.
15:59That looks so good.
16:00What do you mean in honor of Sarpy?
16:01That's a ribeye burger.
16:02You know, Sarpy loves the house cow.
16:03Yes, oh, ribeye the house cow.
16:04So instead, you would try to eat his brother.
16:07Don't put it like that, Sarpy's going to feel bad.
16:09Let me see one of those.
16:10Yeah, now come on.
16:11Can't wait to eat a burger.
16:12Let me.
16:13The ketchup hole?
16:14Oh, I love pickles.
16:15Yeah, I know you love them.
16:16That's why I brought them for you.
16:17Mmm.
16:18I knew it.
16:19I knew it.
16:20I knew it.
16:21This is exactly what you're doing.
16:22I knew it.
16:23This is exactly what you're doing.
16:24I knew it.
16:25I knew it.
16:26I knew it.
16:27I knew it.
16:28I knew it.
16:29I knew it.
16:31I knew it.
16:32I knew it.
16:34I knew it.
16:35I knew it.
16:36This is exactly what I needed, a ribeye board after martini
16:40pat board.
16:42Sticking with the theme.
16:44Oh, man.
16:46Sarpy.
16:52Let's move on now to Jessica and Juan.
16:55Oh, Jessica and Juan.
16:57They are dressed pretty good, too.
16:59Juan, Wyoming seems like a beautiful scenic place.
17:04How are you settling in?
17:06Juan's got to be miserable.
17:07There's no way he's...
17:08You don't think, like, maybe, like, you got a lake or something?
17:11Uh, no.
17:12Yeah, I don't know.
17:13I've been finding small jobs, like delivering and stuff like that.
17:17It's been hard finding a job that I like.
17:21You don't have to like it right now.
17:23Well, I feel like you just got into a new job you like.
17:26Yeah, I got a new job.
17:27But also, guess what?
17:28You didn't really like your first job, but you did it because you have a family.
17:31Yeah, I've had, like, so you saw me at a couple jobs that you knew that were not like me and hated.
17:35Yeah, and if Juan does a job that he hates, he's only going to resent Jessica even more.
17:39I was very, very lucky.
17:40My first job I ever found, I found it literally a couple weeks after I got my paperwork and I'm still there.
17:46If it wasn't for that, I don't know, like, if we would be the same place we are.
17:50Well, we wouldn't for sure.
17:52We have a 90-dayer here who has watched Jess and Juan's journey very closely and has a lot to say about their relationship.
18:01Please welcome Danielle.
18:03Danielle?
18:04Danielle, what?
18:05What the heck?
18:06What does she have to say?
18:08Well, she was in a relationship where somebody was cheating on her, right?
18:12I want to add another strong voice into the mix.
18:14Please welcome Jess's friend, Megan.
18:17Meg.
18:18Megan.
18:20Of course it's Megan.
18:21Worst dinner date.
18:23Worst dinner guest.
18:25Oh no, we're matching me and her.
18:27Bro, it looks like this tell-all is about to heat up.
18:30I said we get these jackets off.
18:31You know what?
18:32I think so too.
18:33You know, hey, tribute to Spackles, right?
18:36Yep.
18:37Jabroni.
18:38Jabroni, rest in peace.
18:39You know, adios amigos.
18:42Okay, so Megan, what do you think about Juan's work situation?
18:46That could be a little bit better.
18:48Because my husband and I were both references for him.
18:52Like, they'll send us a referral because Jess applied him for the job and then me and my husband send in like a really positive referral.
18:58Like, yeah, hire this guy. He's a great work ethic.
19:00I feel like someone called me as a reference one time and I told him not to hire them.
19:04Like, it was somebody who I thought was a terrible worker.
19:06I'm always put down.
19:07Or like for people's debt, they call me.
19:09They're like, hi, we're trying to reach so-and-so.
19:12They owe us like 20k.
19:14I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
19:17To the best of your knowledge, how many jobs has Juan said, eh, no?
19:2350 maybe?
19:2550?
19:26No way.
19:2750 is crazy.
19:29What?
19:30Dude, how the hell are there that many jobs in Wyoming?
19:33Well, that must be all of them.
19:35Juan, what do you want to do?
19:37My dream job has been the cruise ship.
19:40Juan's going back to that ship.
19:41Like my words.
19:42What's your dream job, Abe?
19:44I used to want to be into sports, but I'm not young anymore.
19:47So I don't have any dream job right now.
19:48I just want to be able to provide.
19:50You can do it if that's what you want to do.
19:52Ask about what mine is.
19:53Honey, come on, man.
19:54What's yours?
19:55I'm living it.
19:59Juan, we've heard you get a lot of attention online.
20:03Are you getting a lot of DMs from women?
20:06Oh, no.
20:07We're talking about DMs?
20:09Uh-oh.
20:10You're in trouble.
20:11Quite a bit.
20:12Quite a bit?
20:13Quite a bit.
20:14Mm, he's proud of it.
20:16Serper is proud of him.
20:17I'm proud of Serper.
20:19You're going to be sleeping in the balcony.
20:21Bros.
20:22Bros.
20:23Juan, do you respond to the women?
20:27Sometimes.
20:28That's wild.
20:29I mean, if you respond to DMs, you're asking for what comes with it, right?
20:34Bro, I haven't responded to a DM in almost five years.
20:37No.
20:38What do you think Juan's excuse is going to be?
20:40Why he responds?
20:43It's because he's a nice guy.
20:45You respond to all your DMs.
20:46Yeah, I respond to all my DMs.
20:47It's annoying, though.
20:48Actually, you kind of stopped.
20:49There's a difference, babe.
20:51You kind of stopped.
20:52You respond to every female that messages you.
20:54And I'm like...
20:55This is...
20:56I'm not gonna...
20:57You know how many sugar daddies I've given up for you?
20:59Why do you respond?
21:00Mm-hmm.
21:01You should just...
21:02I'm a nice person.
21:03No, that's not being nice.
21:09Come on.
21:10Woo!
21:11I am good.
21:12I am just too good.
21:13Because that's the answer you give.
21:16That's the answer you give.
21:17That's the answer you give.
21:18Well, that's how I...
21:19Stop just a nice guy.
21:20Let me just tell you this.
21:22Since I know the answer, and I knew the answer,
21:25he's full of .
21:26That's how I'm just doing that, too.
21:28Any time someone's reaching out to you, ignore it.
21:32You don't have to be nice to anybody.
21:34The only person that you need to be nice to is your wife.
21:37Exactly.
21:38I'm not the only one.
21:39You don't respond.
21:40Even Danielle said stop.
21:44You should not be replying to anyone,
21:46especially if you have a wife.
21:47If you're single like me,
21:49and we all on the same old network, go crazy.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Do you know how many DMs I get for you?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Oh, my gosh.
21:56Crazy.
21:57Oh, my God.
21:58Can you hook me up with your son?
21:59No.
22:00They look good.
22:01Send them my way, Mama.
22:02Do you ever get any for me?
22:03No.
22:04All right.
22:05And Danielle, before I let you go,
22:08I want to ask you about an online interaction
22:13you had with Shekinah.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:16Okay.
22:17What is going on?
22:18What?
22:19This one is also hating on Shekinah?
22:20Oh, my God.
22:21I think the first time I had an interaction with Shekinah online,
22:25she had suggested that I reached out to Sarpur before the tell-all
22:29and wished him luck and didn't reach out to her,
22:32which was not accurate.
22:34Oh, I remember that.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Here we go.
22:37I was hoping she'd bring it up.
22:39And then she does these, like, press interviews
22:41that she probably pays for.
22:42Oh, my God.
22:44And she said that I was trash.
22:46I was for the streets, that I was hitting on Sarpur.
22:50Oh, .
22:52She said that I pay for bots to put mean messages
22:56on her Instagram.
22:57People are mean to you because you're a nasty person.
23:00She's desperate.
23:01Nobody is paying for bots to send nasty comments to you.
23:03I think everybody gets nasty comments no matter who you are.
23:06I get them.
23:08Chais gets them.
23:09You get them.
23:10I mean, look at all the forehead comments about you.
23:13What about my forehead?
23:14You know what's up with your forehead.
23:16You and my head.
23:17Well, your head, your forehead, you know,
23:19what they do to you all the time, you poor bastard.
23:22You're getting them all by yourself from real people.
23:24I'm not desperate because I don't have to work out of my house.
23:27She got a studio now.
23:30Time out.
23:31I've seen it.
23:32Hey, working from home is a privilege.
23:34It's amazing.
23:35Work from home.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Work from home, Shay.
23:38Not only do you work from home, you got married in a bed, bitch.
23:40OK, everybody.
23:45We're going to take a break.
23:46Yeah.
23:47Oh, my God.
23:48Crazy bitch.
23:49Day of reckoning.
23:50What a crazy bitch.
23:52Who said it?
23:53Uh-oh.
23:54Here we go.
23:55I have an award, Jamal.
23:56I have another one.
23:57Let's hear it.
23:58OK.
23:59Here you go.
24:00All righty now.
24:01There you go.
24:02Read it off.
24:03All right.
24:04We have a new award.
24:05Just came in hot.
24:06All right.
24:07Squeakiest third wheel.
24:09We have Megan.
24:10Megan!
24:11Megan, come on down.
24:12Come get your award, you little nosy .
24:15I have an award for the most annoying friend, but I'm torn.
24:19You're torn?
24:20Between Dan and his accent or Saeed and his shirt?
24:23For me, it has to be Dan.
24:25I cannot.
24:26OK, then.
24:27Dan it is.
24:28Saeed is also annoying, but no, Dan.
24:30Dan is number one annoying.
24:32OK.
24:33Congratulations, LaDouche.
24:34You also win now.
24:36You said she kind of pays for those interviews.
24:39No, she said she didn't know if she pays for them.
24:41No, she exactly said.
24:42That's not what she said.
24:43That's not what she said.
24:44I'm not talking to you, first of all.
24:45Are you going to finish my ?
24:46Have I started?
24:47Yeah.
24:48I'm like, bitch, you called me a bitch,
24:50and you don't even know me?
24:51Don't touch my wife like that, mother .
24:52Oh, that's true.
24:53You did do it at our tell-all.
24:54You did good.
24:57All right, babe, board number three.
24:59We're getting interactive.
25:01I got us an award board.
25:03We're going to make our own awards.
25:05Pick whatever color you want, and let's get started
25:07and watch some TV.
25:09Tell-all.
25:12All righty.
25:13No pressure.
25:14So let's just make one award each.
25:15Like, what kind of award are we giving?
25:17You just make up one?
25:18You make up your own.
25:19All right, here we go.
25:20Danielle was attacking Chikana.
25:23She was just mentioning every single thing
25:25that she's jealous of.
25:27And it's sad to see, like, somebody is manipulating everyone
25:30and nobody's talking about her.
25:32But you didn't stick up for her either, bro.
25:34Now you're acting like you feel sorry for her,
25:36and you're this guy in her corner, quiet as church.
25:39What are you talking about?
25:41Oh, he's going in there.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:44He's going to go to talk to Danielle.
25:46Into the lion's den.
25:47He's going.
25:48Good luck, my friend.
25:49I'll have a drink for you.
25:51You said Chikana pays for those interviews.
25:53No, she said she didn't know if she pays for them.
25:55Yeah.
25:56That's not what she said.
25:57That's not what she said.
25:58That's not what she said.
25:59I'm not talking to you, first of all.
26:00I'm going to defend her, though.
26:01I'm going to defend her.
26:02You're a man approaching a woman.
26:03I'm going to defend her.
26:04Oh, you're a man with the phone.
26:06What does that matter?
26:07What the hell?
26:08Now you defend women?
26:10Mahdi is actually caring as crazy as me.
26:12He's been quiet the whole time.
26:14Who is this Matt guy?
26:16Like, all season, he was, like, doormat,
26:20and, like, got walked all over and didn't say anything,
26:23and now he's, like, thinks he's all macho and stuff?
26:27Like, WTF?
26:29Are you going to finish my if I start it?
26:31Yeah.
26:32But are you going to keep the, like, energy up?
26:34Of course.
26:35If I'm like, bitch, you called me a bitch,
26:37and you don't even know me?
26:38Don't talk to my wife like that, mother .
26:39Oh, that's true.
26:40You did do it at our tell-all.
26:41You did good.
26:42I'm not a mean girl.
26:43I do teach yoga and meditation,
26:45but one of the things that is really important to me
26:47is that I'm honest, and she's a bitch.
26:49Oh!
26:50Aw!
26:51Danielle might lose some subscribers
26:53for her meditation class after this.
26:55I don't know.
26:56I think she just, you know,
26:57she just is an honest woman.
26:59What, is that a plug?
27:00Yeah.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Your man cheated on you,
27:03and you're trying to give advice on dating.
27:05Get out of here.
27:06But, you know, Sakaina is not calling anybody
27:09a bitch over here.
27:10I see you're copying me.
27:11I don't even know what you're doing.
27:13You saw me.
27:14You saw me right like that.
27:15Don't even start.
27:17The girl gets your husband.
27:19This is some girl.
27:20No, seriously.
27:21You commented about every thing in the hotel.
27:24Shut the up.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:28There we go.
27:29Shut the up.
27:30Here we go.
27:31Greg's gotta get in here and start flipping some couches.
27:34I'm getting hot.
27:35That's a lot.
27:36I like it.
27:37We're talking about our own experiences.
27:39You said something.
27:40Here's the thing.
27:41If you put your finger in my face again, enough.
27:43I'm not.
27:44I'm not.
27:45Oh, my gosh.
27:46This is crazy.
27:47What are you standing up and running to him for?
27:49It's like a hole across the room from you.
27:51Go to the house next door.
27:52If you put your finger in my face again, I'm gonna find you and put mine in your face.
27:57She put her face in his finger.
27:59Yeah, she did.
28:00That was crazy.
28:01I ain't never seen that one.
28:02I put your face in my finger.
28:03That's what she did.
28:04That was crazy.
28:05Yeah, that was crazy.
28:06This is way too much.
28:08You have no business in this period.
28:09You don't have business in everyone's conversation.
28:11It is exactly what you just did right now.
28:13You both are trying to be political as getting in there.
28:16Oh, look at us.
28:17We're the good ones here.
28:18You're doing the same technique.
28:21Woo.
28:22What is going on here?
28:23It looks like what we have found out in most situations is like tribalism.
28:28Because now you've got Shekinah, and you've got Sapa, and you've got Stevie and Maddie.
28:32They have aligned.
28:33And then you've got the throuple with Danielle.
28:36I haven't seen this type of fighting since I was in high school.
28:39For the neutral people, they're not on any side.
28:42Seriously, they're just chilling.
28:43They're just eating their food.
28:45I think Mark and Mina are neutral.
28:47Oh, they're doing their own thing.
28:49Mark is like, I'm too old for this .
28:50No.
28:51Your kiddos, keep fighting.
28:52Mark's like, I have a heart attack.
28:54I don't want to listen to them anymore.
28:58Me either.
28:59I feel bad for Shekinah right here.
29:01I really do.
29:02Like, I know she has a bad rap, but I really don't think she comes in here to be mean.
29:07Look, whatever, man.
29:08I'm here for it.
29:09Who's going to get called a bitch next?
29:11That's what I want to know.
29:13All right.
29:14Well, I got an award for the most surprising outburst.
29:17I'm going to give it to Maddie.
29:18Go figure, Mr. Monotone.
29:20Mike finally had something to say.
29:22Cheers to you, sir.
29:23All right, babe.
29:24My award is done.
29:26Okay.
29:27The best tell-all performance goes to...
29:31Shekinah.
29:32Shekinah!
29:34She held her ground, got called a bitch, and that's all you can ask out of a tell-all.
29:39The award for the sexiest man on this tell-all goes to my boy, Sophie!
29:45Whoo!
29:46All right, babe.
29:47Dropping him in the group chat.
29:48Cheese.
29:49Cheese!
29:50Whoop!
29:51Whoop!
29:52Whoop!
29:53Whoop!
29:54Coby, sexiest man award.
29:55Sarpy.
29:56Sarpy.
29:57We're going to take this off and get our wedgies out.
30:01That dress I wore for my happily ever after tell-all, I went straight up the stairs to the bathroom,
30:07took both pairs of Spanx off, and I had Spanx in one hand on my heels.
30:11I said, ah!
30:12It's over!
30:13Babe.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Board number four.
30:16Uh-huh.
30:17It's a parfait board.
30:18You know Macron Mina from France?
30:20Oh, it's for Paris?
30:22Oh, man.
30:23I had fresh, fresh yogurt in Paris.
30:25It was banging.
30:26It came from a goat's udders, I think.
30:29We got the strawberry, the granulé, the jone.
30:36You're so weird.
30:39So, the tell-all is almost over.
30:42Yes.
30:43So I figured that, you know, we'll finish with a bang and we'll do a drinking game,
30:48but we have to take a sip every time we hear the word love, relationship, couple, and trouble.
30:54Oh, you're trying to go out with a bang all right, huh?
30:56Get ready to be on another level.
30:57Trying to go out with a bang and into another one.
30:59Cheers!
31:00All right, before we move on, how about a little comic relief?
31:02Sure.
31:03Absolutely.
31:04Yes.
31:05So, Sarper?
31:06Where do you want me?
31:07Oh, there you go.
31:08Here you go, Sarper!
31:09Come on, Sarper!
31:10Oh.
31:11Come on, my boy.
31:12Hopefully, you know, he's been working on his comedies from what we know.
31:16He's naturally funny.
31:17Like, I've bursted out laughing on some of the he says all the time.
31:21Okay.
31:22When we all saw the trouble, I mean, everyone, every man texted me.
31:26Even my friends from Turkey.
31:28Did you see that lucky mother with two cheeks?
31:31Ah!
31:32Dropple drinking!
31:33Dropple.
31:36Me, he's right.
31:37Yeah, I'm all dead.
31:38I thought you were very lucky.
31:39What are advantages of such a relationship?
31:43Oh, relationship.
31:44Oh!
31:45PMSing.
31:46Don't touch me.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:49Multiplied by two.
31:51Ah!
31:52Ah!
31:53No offense.
31:55Guys, please stop feeling jealous about him.
31:58Feel sorry.
31:59And you know what?
32:00Not only once, but...
32:02Multiplied by two.
32:04Multiplied by two.
32:05Thanks for listening, guys.
32:07All right.
32:08Surfer.
32:09Hey!
32:10Good job, Surfer!
32:11That was not too bad.
32:12That was good!
32:13Oh!
32:14Wow!
32:15That was good!
32:16That was the best joke I ever heard, babe.
32:18He's not just sexy, but he's a comedian.
32:21I'll give Sapa a solid C. You know, it just didn't land.
32:25You gotta be shopper with the Sapa, you know, with your accent.
32:27Shopper.
32:28Shopper.
32:29Shopper's gotta be shopper, all right?
32:30Yeah.
32:31That's just the way it is.
32:32Sorry.
32:33Well, we have reached the end of 90 Day Fiancé.
32:36The Couples Tell All.
32:37A big thank you to everyone who participated today.
32:40Oh, good!
32:41Yes!
32:42Another one down.
32:44It's over, Jamal!
32:45Oh, man.
32:46Now we can go take this off and get our wedgies out.
32:50I never have wedgies after Tell All because I don't remember.
32:53What's wedgie?
32:54When it gets stuck up your butt.
32:55That dress I wore for my happily ever after Tell All, I went straight up the stairs to
33:00the bathroom, took both pairs of Spanx off, and I had Spanx in one hand and my heels.
33:05I said, ah, it's over!
33:07My personal future with Sapa, I want to move out of my place and get a place of our own.
33:13I want Sapa to work on his anger, and I want us to get into therapy.
33:17What therapy?
33:18Come on, this therapy.
33:19What are you looking at me for?
33:21Don't need no therapy.
33:22They don't need no therapy.
33:23See, the thing is, you need therapy already.
33:26There's actually premarital therapy.
33:28that .
33:29I don't want to hear premarital therapy.
33:31What are you talking about?
33:32If you need therapy already, you got a problem.
33:34It's called move on.
33:36I don't know when I'll see you again, so.
33:38Bye.
33:39Bye.
33:40If I don't see you.
33:41I don't like how I'm talking about.
33:42It's okay.
33:43I just wanted to wish you guys best of luck.
33:44Good night.
33:45Oh, don't, you guys don't, that's not how you really feel.
33:48You're just talking .
33:49I don't get how Imani can, like, say stuff like that.
33:52And then now, because it's how I was over, like, hi, like, nice meeting you.
33:55But she did that with Ani in Mexico.
33:57She was like, you're a bipolar bitch.
33:59And then went and apologized to her the next day.
34:02I mean, Stevie came, let me tell you.
34:04She's like, I don't start , but I'm gonna finish .
34:07Yeah.
34:08I'm like, okay, girl.
34:09I don't want to be left out.
34:10And people are so harsh on me, like, oh, you asked for this.
34:12Yes, I asked for this, but I learned the hard way by doing mistakes.
34:17I don't think I could ever care about Ani the way that I do a mini
34:20unless she goes to the lengths that a mini would go for a relationship.
34:24Relationship.
34:25Relationship.
34:27There is literally no better feeling leaving the towel off.
34:32Oh, it feels so good.
34:33It's the best.
34:34You go right to the airport bar, and then you just pass out on the plane.
34:38The end of a 90-day fiancé season.
34:42You're the best.
34:43I'll wash it with you every year, every day, every night.
34:47It's just you, babe.
34:50It's just you, babe.
34:53The time has come for the last award of the night.
34:56The cutest couple award.
34:58I'm voting for Greg and Joan.
35:00I'm voting for Greg and Joan, too.
35:02Stevie and Marty.
35:03I'm gonna have to go with Stevie and Marty, too.
35:06Yeah, I think so.
35:07I think so.
35:08Well, it's gotta be Gregory and Joan.
35:10That's what I was thinking.
35:11That's what I'm saying.
35:12It's gotta be.
35:13All right, we'll put it in right now.
35:14One, two, three.
35:24It is Greg and Joan.
35:26Oh, good.
35:27I have one more award to award.
35:29Oh, oh.
35:31The couple that is most likely to have their happy ever after.
35:35And that award goes to Lauren and Alex.
35:39To Oz.
35:41Ten years, honey.
35:43Ten years.
35:44Wild.
35:45Babe, what a great, fun tell-all.
35:48I love doing the board night.
35:49I love doing the award night.
35:50I love having the group chat.
35:52But one thing that's suffering today is our kitchen cleanup.
35:56Can you help me go clean that up, honey?
35:58Oh.
35:59Let's go do that so we can go to bed, okay?
36:01Wow, what a season, huh?
36:03It finally came to an end.
36:04It always goes faster than you think, you know?
36:06Man, what a way to end it.
36:08Well, Mom, another end to a fantastic season.
36:11We gave out a lot of awards tonight, a plethora even.
36:15Yeah.
36:16And after every award show, what is there?
36:18The after party.
36:19Let's go get wild in our fresh fits we got on.
36:23Let's go.
36:24All right, let's go.
36:25I'm not taking no shots though, Jamal.
36:27Yes, you are.
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