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Love Island UK S 12 EP 22

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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:30Big game to hide away. We could be in trouble after tonight. It's a risk you've got to take sometimes. She's such a sneak bitch.
00:38We did have a kiss. You're weird. He took me to the hideaway mate.
00:43And a double departure. Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped from the island tonight.
00:50Ben. Rommel. Aaron. Tiny. Shakira. Megan.
01:00The boy. The girl. With the fewest votes. And therefore dumped from the island is...
01:05Is...
01:07Rommel.
01:09Megan.
01:18The lights. Oh, that looks juicy.
01:21It's snog.
01:24Oh my God, the hands.
01:26Murray.
01:28Don't drop it.
01:31Park.
01:32Open your eyes.
01:33Everything's just gone to shit.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Oh my God.
01:38Ah.
01:39I am.
01:40Oh my God, I'm.
01:41Oh my God.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43Yeah.
01:44There.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Yeah.
01:48There we go.
01:50Oh.
01:51Me.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Oh my God.
01:54Megan and Rommel are dumped, so very, very sad.
02:05Although on the plus side, Aleema wanted to avoid Rommel tonight
02:09and that's going to be a piece of cake now, every cloudy.
02:24You're blessed, man. You're blessed.
02:28Keep your head up, man. You're blessed.
02:32I can't believe it.
02:35My heart's frozen.
02:37There's nothing you can do.
02:39Keep slaying for me, guys.
02:48Genuinely, like, I was so happy last couple of days.
02:52Just getting to know you.
02:54I don't even know what to do today, honestly.
02:59It's really rare that I would get the girl who I actually really, really wanted.
03:04You want him for me?
03:05Yeah, I'll leave you.
03:07I have to agree with us as well.
03:09I used to bring this home with you.
03:13She was the sweetest thing I love.
03:20Give me a kiss.
03:23I think about you now and then.
03:26It hurts me a little.
03:31I'm sorry, but it hurts me a little.
03:36It's been real. It's been love.
03:38And I wish the best to all of you.
03:40I love every single one of you.
03:41I love every single one of you.
03:42I'm going to miss you all.
03:43Love you, Rabao.
03:44Love you, Megan.
03:49My time in Nabila was fun, spontaneous.
03:52I don't regret anything I've done.
03:53The only thing I might change is, you know, actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy.
03:58Bit shit timing for me, personally, because obviously I was starting to see things through Connor.
04:04And that was a tough goodbye.
04:06But it is what it is.
04:07They're up our hands.
04:08All that I wanted wasn't all that you needed.
04:24I'm Megan as well, mate.
04:26I can't believe that.
04:27Shut up.
04:28I can't believe that.
04:29Bro, I didn't even expect her to be in the bottom three, bro.
04:31You all right, Con?
04:33Yeah.
04:34I know you don't want to talk now, but just talk to us whenever you're ready, mate.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Because we all know how hard that is, mate.
04:44I feel so bad for Connor.
04:49That could have been any one of us.
04:51I thought it was me for sure.
04:54Why is not you, babe?
04:56You're here.
04:57Thankful.
04:59When Connor heard the news that Megan was leaving, his heart leapt right up to the top
05:06of his head.
05:07And apparently it got stuck there.
05:09I genuinely, like 100%, hand on my heart, firstly, do not think that anyone is going
05:16to come through that door who I fancy more than Megan.
05:20I feel like I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside, like 100%.
05:24I genuinely think, like, I was looking at her all the time.
05:27Like, the only thing I was thinking is, could you be my girlfriend, could you be my girlfriend?
05:30And every time I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
05:32There was nothing to say no.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Talk to me.
05:36So we're both in a shit place with our men.
05:40Yeah, we are.
05:42He sat here and lied to my vase and lied to my vase and lied to my vase and lied to my vase.
05:46I know.
05:47You okay, my love?
05:50Oh my God, he just grabbed Helen's waist.
05:56Oh my God, I can't.
05:58He's given her more affection than you.
06:01Erm, let's go.
06:03We're getting daggers.
06:04We're getting absolute daggers.
06:06So, me and you?
06:07Yeah.
06:08It's actually a piss take.
06:09I hate men.
06:10They'll go to the hideaway together.
06:11Yeah.
06:12How are you feeling?
06:13Yeah, I feel all right.
06:14Just shit, do we lose my gun?
06:16Well, yeah.
06:17It's a crush's friend in there, isn't it?
06:18Mm-hm.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Oh my God, he's such an idiot.
06:22I would say maybe he's getting confused with the red dresses, but he knows what he's doing.
06:27I just wanted to check you.
06:28Is it okay?
06:29Yeah, I'm good.
06:30Yeah?
06:31Oh my God, look at them.
06:33Oh my God.
06:34She, like, had her head on his shoulder and stuff.
06:40Oh, God.
06:43How do you feel about the whole, obviously, Tony situation as well?
06:46I was basically just making out that, like, I broke girl code and stuff like that, but
06:50I was thinking, but you're not really my girl in here.
06:52I'd be breaking girl code if I did it to, like, Meg or Megan or Emily.
06:56No.
06:57But, like, them lot, they're not my mates.
06:59What was she saying to you?
07:00Um, she expected me to, like, pull her and tell her first.
07:04I'm like, why was I ever going to do that?
07:07You know what I mean?
07:08I'm like, that's what I was saying to her.
07:09I was like, I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you and pre-empt that
07:13I might be going to the hideaway.
07:14And we might kiss.
07:15Yeah, that's what I was like.
07:17You're saying it's like I was aware of this whole thing.
07:20They don't even look good together.
07:22Just let them do their thing.
07:23If they crack on, then they're out the way.
07:25You don't have to think about them.
07:26I thought I mean, yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Don't know, don't worry.
07:30Do you think?
07:31I think so.
07:32I just think she went about it the wrong way.
07:34You're never going to want to go strawberry picking again, are you?
07:36No.
07:37I can take you this time, don't you?
07:39What about it?
07:41Me and my whole day.
07:44I'm sick to my stomach.
07:45I know, just let them do their thing.
07:47You have one half a day.
07:48Yeah, one half a day.
07:49He's shown his true colours now.
07:54He's the dumbass in this situation.
07:56They can go be happy together.
07:57Yeah, they can be happy together.
07:58Yeah, they can be happy together.
07:59What's that nice?
08:00What's that nice?
08:01What's that nice?
08:02What's that nice player?
08:03Chilling.
08:04Still head scrambled though, man.
08:05See, I like them both, innit?
08:06It's no good for both of them, but it's good for you.
08:07Yeah, yeah.
08:08I've been there before.
08:09I still didn't want to talk to Tarn.
08:10Hello.
08:11Hello, my darling.
08:12Are you coming to join us?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah.
08:15No bed squad.
08:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:17Except me.
08:18Why am I part of that squad?
08:19Are we friends now?
08:20Friends?
08:21Have you apologised?
08:22Yeah.
08:23No bed squad.
08:24What?
08:25What?
08:26What?
08:27What?
08:28What?
08:29What?
08:30What?
08:31What?
08:32What?
08:33What?
08:34What?
08:35What?
08:36What?
08:37What?
08:38What?
08:39What?
08:40What?
08:41I'm asking you to...
08:42..to...
08:43..Tony.
08:44No, I've not apologised.
08:45But I want to give her time, like, I don't want to be...
08:47It's nothing to do with time.
08:48I don't want to be all up in the space, after I've just told her I've kissed onto a girl.
08:50Yeah, and...
08:51I thought she wants time away from me.
08:52I don't think she wants to hear from me, though.
08:53All she's seeing is, oh, he's made his choice very clear, and he's cracking on with Helen,
08:57and everything's been fair.
08:58It does look like that.
08:59I don't think she wants to talk to me right now, though.
09:01I think she would have appreciated an apology.
09:04Obviously, you're coupled up together, and she's been stood up, so that says a lot to it.
09:08No, I didn't want her to go home at all.
09:10Have you said that to her?
09:12No, I've not had a... She's not a mind reader.
09:14I've not had a conversation with her. Exactly.
09:16I was going to let the dust settle and then tomorrow go by the right way.
09:19So, if you wouldn't let the dust settle, you wouldn't have spoken to Helena either, would you?
09:22It wasn't about our situation, though.
09:24I was just checking she was OK, cos her best friend's just left.
09:27Tony was just about to leave. Yeah, but...
09:29It looks like you're picking.
09:31If you're saying you're not picking, it looks like it.
09:35You on Swabsworth? Yeah.
09:37I'm going to send Yaz over to you, man.
09:40Don't do that.
09:43Just be calm. No, no, no, no.
09:46Be calm, deep breaths, deep breaths.
09:48I'm trying.
09:49Can we have a chat?
09:50I don't want your petty chat.
09:51Huh?
09:52I don't want your petty chat.
09:53What do you mean?
09:54I don't need you to have to listen to other people to come chat to me.
09:56It's not a petty chat.
09:57Yes, can you give us a sec, please?
09:58Yeah.
10:04Shall I sit here?
10:05No.
10:10You OK?
10:11I'm fine.
10:12I'm just coming over to see if you're OK.
10:14Go ahead, say what you're going to say.
10:15You don't want to hear it.
10:16You just sat there touching on her.
10:18I was checking she was OK, cos her best friend just left.
10:22You would think you would check on the girl you're coupled up with first.
10:25I didn't know you wanted to talk to me.
10:27I just said the same to Shakira.
10:28OK.
10:29Because it makes me feel better that you're talking to her.
10:31How do you expect me to react when the last conversation we had, I just told you I've kissed another person.
10:36And I was just stood up there about to go home and you go check on her.
10:39You just walked away.
10:40The same girl that you just kissed in the hideaway.
10:43You sound stupid.
10:44You're not even sorry.
10:45I don't need to say I'm sorry.
10:46I'm saying I'm sorry for making you upset.
10:48And then you continue to do so.
10:50But we're open and I'm not sorry for exploring a connection because I've told you so many times that we are still open.
10:55Exploring a connection and taking a girl to the hideaway and kissing her a day after we go on a date.
11:00I'm sorry for making you upset.
11:04Do you accept my apology?
11:05No.
11:06That's not how you apologize to people.
11:09When we've said repeatedly we're open.
11:11There's a difference between open and disrespectful.
11:14And you've disrespected me tonight.
11:18I'll speak to you later or something.
11:20I see a man in the mirror.
11:27I see a bird I'll figure.
11:30Poor Megan.
11:31One minute.
11:32Maya Jamma from Love Islands asking her to choose Connor or Tommy.
11:36The next.
11:37Mandy from Easy Jets asking her to choose the Tapas Snackbox or Pringles.
11:41For the rest of them though, it's time for bed.
11:44How could this have happened?
11:47I'm feeling abandoned.
11:50I'm breaking up.
11:53There's one thing with being open and there's another with being disrespectful and you're being disrespectful.
11:59He had so many opportunities today to just be open with you.
12:03I do feel bad for Con though.
12:05I know.
12:06He made it clear since day one he liked Megan and he finally got there with her and then she's gone.
12:12No way did anyone expect Megan.
12:14I'm done with thinking about it but my hope won't allow it.
12:20I'd rather be not.
12:23I'd rather be not.
12:25I'd rather be not.
12:27No.
12:28I'm.
12:29Won't somebody take this pain and make it all just go away.
12:34What a night guys.
12:36It's just a weird feeling and obviously with Rubell as well.
12:39Like he was like, it bothers me.
12:40I really, really look up to him.
12:42Even though like, you know, things didn't work out, he was still a big part of my All of
12:47Island journey.
12:48So I just wish him all the best.
12:49Con, what about you mate?
12:51It was a tough night for you, isn't it?
12:53Obviously.
12:54I talked to her upstairs, yeah, but there's so many things that I didn't get to say.
12:58You don't realise, do you, how close we all are and how easy it is for just one person
13:05to be gone, for it to be impacted.
13:07Yeah.
13:08No.
13:09You're going David, you're going David.
13:10You're going David.
13:11Night tone.
13:12Yeah.
13:37Good.
13:38Ah, yeah.
13:39Oh, wow.
13:48Bye bye.
13:50Thanks, мол.
13:55I got the best of them.
13:58Come on, good bye.
14:01I'll be going through this new cycle safe.
14:02Several islanders have just spent a night in bed with someone who thinks they're a complete and utter waste of space, which is unpleasant.
14:19But also a handy dry run for marriage.
14:23Morning.
14:24Morning.
14:26See if I can.
14:28Morning.
14:29Con, how are you feeling?
14:30I don't know, really.
14:32Yeah, I suppose I have to just move on.
14:38Morning.
14:39Morning.
14:41I don't know.
14:42I think last night was such a heavy night.
14:44Like, everyone's slept on things now.
14:47Hopefully everyone can sort things today, because you don't know when it's your last year.
14:52It's so much emotional rollercocks, don't you?
15:04Is that my coffee?
15:11Is that my coffee?
15:18Perfect.
15:19You're welcome.
15:20Heaven knows I need your escape.
15:22Heaven you'll go hell, I'll be straight.
15:24Back to those demons that I knew.
15:27Back to the meet before you.
15:30We've got one missing on this day bed today.
15:32I know.
15:33This doesn't make sense.
15:34It doesn't make sense.
15:35It must have been about Tommy's situation.
15:38Yes, Ramal left as well,
15:39but I feel like we knew that was going to go one way or the other.
15:43Yeah.
15:44How do you feel now you slept on it, Con?
15:45Obviously, a big one for you last night.
15:48Megan's a fucking...
15:49That's a sick name, man, really.
15:52I don't know if...
15:54..someone's going to come in that I feel like that about.
15:57What about you, G? What's the plan of action, mate?
15:59Obviously, you've just seen two go home, like, out of nowhere almost.
16:02Yeah.
16:02The guys going home last night made me realise
16:04that you just can't sit and wait around, really.
16:07You've got to do what you want to do.
16:10So, yeah, I think today I'm going to turn up the heat on Yaz.
16:17Yeah, nice.
16:18A long, long night.
16:19I don't regret anything I did.
16:22She wasn't nice seeing Tone upset, man.
16:24She just thought me taking Helena to the hideaway
16:27right in front of her face before even speaking to her that night
16:29was just a bit rash.
16:31So what's your plan of action for today?
16:34I think I'm just going to speak to both of them, bro.
16:35That's what you need to do, bro.
16:36You're here to explore connections.
16:37Don't pull him.
16:39He's going to pull you for a chat today.
16:40So when he does talk to me, what the fuck am I supposed to say?
16:43You've shouted at him yesterday, today, just speak calmly.
16:47Do you know what I mean?
16:47You already know, like, oh, that behaviour's not what I would want in a man.
16:51I hate shit vibes in here.
16:53I need to speak to Harrison, though, because, like, I need to know what he's actually doing
16:58with Tone now.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Because he's coming to me and he's being all cuddly and kissy and stuff, but I don't want
17:04to be cuddling and kissing him.
17:06Like, I understand for her, like, yeah, it's shit at the end of the day.
17:10When you like a boy and obviously he's more open than you are, it's really shit.
17:15Like, I can sympathise in that sense, but I just don't like her calling you, like, weird,
17:19calling you a bitch.
17:20Do you know what I mean?
17:21I don't have to lower myself to be shouting across the fucking garden.
17:24No, you don't.
17:25What about you, mate?
17:26How's things are you?
17:27Yeah, yeah, no, I just think I'm grateful to be here, boys.
17:30I stood up there yesterday, I said it, sure, I didn't feel like it was my time.
17:34But, look, I'm excited where things are going with Shakira, is that she does love to get
17:38involved in, um...
17:40Yeah, it's getting a bit too much now for my liking.
17:42I'm close with Shakira, but it's getting a bit too much for my liking now to everything
17:45that goes on here.
17:47She's in the middle of it.
17:47It's just, and I don't really know how to handle it.
17:51Like, I don't love it, do you know what I mean?
17:53But it's not going to put me off her.
17:59The trees in this villa grow so fast, one minute nothing, the next minute they're coming
18:02through the walls.
18:03Look, no tree.
18:05Boom, tree!
18:06Spanish minacle grow is something else.
18:08Georgio?
18:09Yeah?
18:09Do you want to go for a chat?
18:10Let's go.
18:11Where do you want to go?
18:12Should we go mini fire pit?
18:14Mini, yeah.
18:15Let's go.
18:15Enjoy getting cooked.
18:16Get nuts and...
18:17Get nice and sweaty.
18:25How are you feeling today?
18:26Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.
18:29I feel like last night was such a heavy night for everyone.
18:32Yeah, there was so much going on.
18:33I know.
18:34And you weren't involved in the drama at all.
18:35I know, and I feel like two people going home and stuff, but you've kind of, you've walked
18:39in at, like, such a mental time.
18:43Yeah.
18:43Everyone's saying about how, like, nice you are and how...
18:46Oh, don't people think I'm nice.
18:48So, about how much they're, like, they actually think you're a nice person.
18:51Yeah, yeah.
18:51Yeah.
18:52I'm very, very comfortable on my own.
18:54Yeah.
18:55But I don't want to be on my own.
18:56Mm.
18:57Like, I want to find someone to do life with.
19:01Like, that's nice, like...
19:02Yeah, that's what you want.
19:03What about you as well?
19:04You're obviously...
19:05Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of, like, yeah, single.
19:08Well, I'm still coupled up with Ben.
19:09So, what are your thoughts?
19:10What are you like as a sleeper?
19:12Do you snort?
19:13I do like a cuddle.
19:14Yeah, a cuddle's nice.
19:15I don't snort.
19:15Do you like to pillow talk in bed?
19:17I do, yeah.
19:17Yeah.
19:18It feels like complete alone time.
19:20Oh, it does, doesn't it?
19:21Like, when you're just...
19:22It's just you and the other person.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Like, the build-up to...
19:25Oh, my God, yeah.
19:26The tension's the best part.
19:28Do you know what?
19:28I think teasing's actually probably my favourite thing to do.
19:30Do you?
19:31Yeah, I think building up the tension is, like, the best thing ever.
19:34So, you're proper teased.
19:35Yeah, I know.
19:36It's quite naughty, but that's just me, to be honest.
19:38Why?
19:39That's the worst.
19:39I know, it's torture, isn't it?
19:41What about getting teased yourself?
19:42I like it both ways.
19:43Do you?
19:44Yeah.
19:46How did you...
19:47What's, like, you and Harrison, Tony?
19:49I probably would like to speak to Tony,
19:52but I just want to give her a bit of space and stuff.
19:54Yeah, I think we've told, like, even yesterday,
19:57obviously, she's irate, like, things will be said.
20:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:00And stuff.
20:01But at the same time, like, I do completely get where she's coming from.
20:05Like, it is shit when you're having...
20:06Like, you think you're in a really good headspace.
20:09But from my perspective, it's him.
20:11His age plays a little bit into this at the moment,
20:13cos I think, like...
20:15Like, people look like...
20:16He's, what, 22, right?
20:18He's 22.
20:18You just need to be honest in these situations.
20:23Tony, Tony, Tony.
20:26Am I safe to sit here?
20:28Go for it.
20:33How are you?
20:34Fine.
20:36Are you still mad about the whole situation?
20:41No, it makes me feel so good.
20:43No, but I thought maybe if you had a sleep on it,
20:45you'd be able to come out of the madness stage.
20:53Can you tell me how you're feeling without a sarcastic answer, please?
20:56Horrible.
20:57Horrible?
20:57Stupid.
21:00Embarrassed.
21:00I just think where we're not, like, seeing eye to eye is that we've said we're open.
21:10I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself.
21:13Open and disrespect are two different things.
21:16You disrespected me last night.
21:18She can have you, bro.
21:19I'm not going to have you make me look like an idiot.
21:24So, what are you saying you're done?
21:26I mean, Harrison, come on.
21:27I'm not a love triangle-ass bitch.
21:32I'm way too good for that.
21:33It could have been civil between them.
21:38He could have told her how he felt.
21:40They could have, like, left it as friends,
21:42but now she feels like he's mugged her off and she's embarrassed.
21:45Do you know what I mean?
21:48Please don't get upset.
21:50I just hate looking like an idiot.
21:52You don't look like an idiot.
21:53Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:55You don't look like an idiot at all.
21:58Go on.
21:58Don't be upset.
22:05Easy for you to say.
22:12Tommy and Giorgio are baring their souls
22:15and those souls are looking lovely.
22:17That's the magic of an Ian Sterling pedicure.
22:20Go to my website for further details.
22:21Obviously, you come into a situation like this.
22:23Yeah.
22:25And every conversation that you have with a girl,
22:28would technically be, like, a date on the outside.
22:31Yeah.
22:31Like, you could go for a drink and have a chat with someone for an hour
22:34and then you wouldn't see them for, like, a week or so.
22:36Yeah, and then you have the next...
22:37But then that evening,
22:38you're then having another chat with someone for another hour
22:40and you're just getting to know them a bit more,
22:41like, knocking down a few more pegs.
22:43And then that night, you'll be...
22:44Yeah, exactly.
22:48Oi!
22:50Go Tex!
22:51Oi, oi!
22:53Islanders, pack her up
22:55as it's time to show your true feelings
22:57in a game of Snog Mary Pie.
22:58Yeah!
22:59Go Tex!
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23:03Go Tex!
23:03Hashtag lips don't lie.
23:05Hashtag hot message.
23:06Go Tex!
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23:15Go Tex!
23:15Go Tex!
23:16I've been waiting for this one.
23:18Ben's in trouble.
23:20Ben's in serious trouble.
23:22I'm in trouble, bro.
23:24Yeah?
23:25Snog Mary and Poe.
23:26Hey, I'm expecting a few Poes to do,
23:28but I'm actually here for it.
23:29Oh, I'm fucking buzzing.
23:31I thought you know what I'm going to part.
23:32I'm going to part to make it, but she ain't in.
23:48Everyone wins with Snog Mary Pie.
23:55The audience gets a Love Island classic.
23:57The Islanders get to speak their minds,
23:59and I get to sit back and do bugger all
24:01for the entire game.
24:02Win-win.
24:03This could be anyone.
24:04Give them a big fat snog.
24:06The Islanders each choose one person to snog.
24:09Oh, no!
24:11Woo!
24:12Oh, he's still there!
24:13He's still there!
24:14He's still there!
24:16Oh, he's still there!
24:17He's still there!
24:18He's still there!
24:23So I've decided to snog this boy
24:25because he's easy on the eyes
24:26and there's no one else in here
24:27that would like to snog at the moment.
24:29Nah, it was a good kiss.
24:30Maybe more tonight.
24:33Send prayers, y'all.
24:34Then choose one person to marry.
24:36I can't believe I have my knees.
24:38Yeah, yeah, he can have all the rings on his head.
24:40So I've decided to marry this boy
24:42because I think I really like the way
24:44he carries himself in the villa.
24:46Out of all the boys here,
24:47he's the only one
24:48who's not made that girl upset yet.
24:49That's nice, innit?
24:57And, of course...
24:58Heady on.
24:59One person to pass.
25:04I wonder who she's going to go to.
25:05Shut up, babe.
25:06I have no idea.
25:07Well, your father's going to kiss you, so...
25:10I think maybe I'm fine.
25:21What's your reasoning?
25:22I've seen the way you move in the villa,
25:24like the way you speak to women
25:25and about women,
25:26and I don't like that, so...
25:28I won it!
25:29Woo!
25:30Woo!
25:31But the boy can't keep me.
25:33Come on, Abigail!
25:34Woo!
25:35Come on, Abigail!
25:36Woo!
25:37Come on, Abigail!
25:38This is exciting, isn't it?
25:39I ain't still young,
25:40where the hell would she go?
25:41Nobody knows,
25:42nobody knows.
25:43Ain't the first time,
25:45cause I've seen her before.
25:47Ooh!
25:48Well done, House!
25:50Come on, Ace.
25:51Come on, Ace.
25:52Smell a perfume as she walks through the door.
25:54I wanna know where the hell would she go?
25:57I snogged this boy,
25:58because it's been a while,
26:00and I just wanted to test the waters.
26:02How were the waters?
26:03Choppy?
26:04I'll let you know, though, yeah.
26:05See, I know you ain't coming to me.
26:13No.
26:14Oh!
26:15Go for it, girl.
26:17I chose to marry this boy,
26:18because he kissed me in the hideaway last night,
26:21and that's marriage material.
26:23It's a means of marriage.
26:26Good answer, good answer.
26:39Bouncing it.
26:40Don't drop it!
26:41Oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:42Sorry.
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:45Poor G!
26:47I pied G because
26:48he took the pie last night really well,
26:50so I knew that he would take it well again today.
26:53It's a good one.
26:54Iover!
26:55Come on, George!
26:56Yes, you here!
26:57Yes, you here!
26:58Yes, you here!
27:03So many choices!
27:05For all the time's sake!
27:09Why is he still falling for it?
27:10I think he's still falling for it.
27:19Ooh, OK.
27:20So, I snogged this boy, cos, obviously, I fancy the pants off him.
27:24Maybe he's not quite husband material yet, but we're getting there.
27:28Rings, rings, rings.
27:33Oh, it's got to be for my con.
27:35Oh!
27:40I actually think Conor is hubby material.
27:43And, yeah, I think any girl would be lucky to marry her.
27:46Ah, lovely Shakira.
27:47Look at him.
27:48Ooh! Save some for the rest of us, though.
27:51Ooh, look how high is.
27:52Come on, girl.
27:54Come on down, get nice.
27:56If you want, you can come to my party.
27:58I'm a poison, a girl's invited.
28:00Pants, I keep my own legs.
28:02Ooh, yeah!
28:04So, I decided to pair this boy,
28:06just in case it weren't clear the first time.
28:09I think he still thinks he's in with a chance, so...
28:12Yeah, I just thought I'd let the knobhead know.
28:14Pfft! It's no good at all.
28:16It was only the other day you said that
28:18I knew I wasn't even trying it with you,
28:19and Harry both said that, so, again, that's a bullshit comment from you.
28:22I've heard things from other people.
28:23So, contradicting yourself and come back to me.
28:24No, no, no, no, I never said that,
28:25but I heard it on the grapevine, Ben, so...
28:30Go, Ben!
28:32Go, Ben!
28:34No way you're all looking at me.
28:36I've decided to snog this boy,
28:50because he's my man, and I wouldn't want to snog any of yous.
28:54Imagine that.
29:01My tom-tom.
29:02Oh, nice one, Meg.
29:03Horse and carriage, Cinderella, I'm that bitch.
29:07I've decided to marry this boy,
29:09because he's my tom-tom, and I'd protect him at all costs,
29:12and he's just lovely.
29:13Oh, love you, Meg.
29:15Look at how I glow, sexy, yeah, you glow.
29:20Come in!
29:22Woo!
29:23Come on!
29:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
29:35That was another big blow, bro.
29:37I've decided to pie this boy,
29:40because the way he's been speaking to girls,
29:43I just don't like it.
29:45I don't think it's very respectful.
29:47Sorry, I had to choose someone, and I know you'd take it.
29:49Don't worry about it.
29:50I just don't like it.
29:52You wish.
29:52It's a dangerous thing.
29:53Nothing in games, and you can't escape.
29:56I'm gonna flip the hands.
29:57I've never replaced you.
29:59It's a dangerous thing.
30:00I decided to kiss this boy,
30:01because he's one of the only that I haven't yet,
30:07and you look good last night.
30:08Oh, my God, the hands.
30:14I decided to kiss this boy because he's one of the only that I haven't yet.
30:19And you looked good last night.
30:21Oh, you looked good last night.
30:30I want to marry this boy because he may not be anymore,
30:33but he was St. Connor when he was coupled up with me.
30:35Thank you, Tony.
30:38Of course.
30:39Appreciate it.
30:42What, Tony?
30:48You're not even worth it.
31:03Harrison, I chose to pie you.
31:05Because I thought you were sweet as pie,
31:07but it seems like you're just like the rest of them.
31:10I thought I was a little bit better from you.
31:12That's what it's going to be.
31:21Who's the lucky boy?
31:22I kissed this boy because I've really been enjoying getting to know him and he just really knows how to treat a girl.
31:40Cute.
31:40She is the only girl in the villa that I really fancy in a minute, so it was nice to have a little kiss with her.
31:46I would like to marry this boy because he's always there for me when I need him and he just treats my Meg the best she could.
31:55This is Conor.
31:56Now, it's going to be the nicest pie ever, bro, so he'll be sweet.
31:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:58She'll probably feed it to me.
31:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:00Come on, get Conor's ass back.
32:01You're going to take it like a man?
32:07Come on, give it to me.
32:09What a respectful pie.
32:13I chose to pie this boy.
32:15I chose to pie this boy.
32:17It's the best she could.
32:18The best she could.
32:19This is Conor.
32:20Now, it's going to be the nicest pie ever, bro, so he'll be sweet.
32:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:23She'll probably feed it to me.
32:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:25Come on, get Conor's ass back.
32:26You're going to take it like a man?
32:28Come on, give it to me.
32:29I chose to pie this boy for obvious reasons.
32:34It's all done now.
32:35Welcome, Em.
32:42Gwanias!
32:43Gwanias!
32:51Oh, my God!
32:52Gwanias!
32:54Gwanias!
32:55Gwanias!
32:56Gwanias!
32:57Gwanias!
32:58Gwanias!
32:59I've decided to snog this boy because I had a nice chat with him earlier, and I just wanted to see if he was a good kisser, which he is.
33:15Does your G that?
33:19Really, yeah.
33:20I'm cool.
33:22Another ring.
33:23Turn into Hugh F now.
33:24He's such a darling.
33:29He's the sweetest man ever, and he's husband material thrown through.
33:33Oh, passing.
33:34Cheers, yeah?
33:34No.
33:34Great job.
33:36When this goes on me, does anyone want any of that?
33:38Pile it on, girls.
33:40Last one, girls.
33:41Who is this going to be for?
33:43It's fucking Ben.
33:44He's got to be Ben.
33:46I don't know.
33:48Open your eyes.
33:48No.
33:49Open your eyes.
33:50No.
33:50No, no, open your eyes.
33:51No, because it's going to go in my eyes, or no?
33:52Open your eyes.
33:53Good boy.
33:58It's open here.
33:59It's in.
34:03Hey, I've got time.
34:05I've got time for it.
34:06I've got time for it.
34:12She came over to me, and she got me good, man.
34:15Fair play to her.
34:16So, I decided to pie this boy, because I don't like the way he's treated Tony.
34:21I feel like he's mugged her off, and at the end of the day, if you fuck with my friends,
34:24you get a pie to the face.
34:26How about mugged her off, though?
34:27What do you mean?
34:28How about mugged her off?
34:29Last night?
34:30I've been telling her for the last ten days that I'm open.
34:32No, you haven't.
34:32Yes, you had everything.
34:33Tony, how many times have I told you we're open?
34:35Open and disrespectful are two different things, pal.
34:38I'm open, so.
34:39You haven't been, you're open, but you haven't been transparent, and that's the problem.
34:42Anyways, I'm not going to argue with you.
34:44I'm not going to argue with you.
34:45Let's walk off, then.
34:46Yeah, I will.
34:47Fuck off.
34:48Hell done, yes!
34:49I can't believe you got caught in crossfire.
34:51It's time for the boys to do some pieing.
35:13People actually pay good money to watch familiar faces getting pied.
35:17I go through ten cans of squishy cream a night on my OnlyFans.
35:20Good day, good day, good day, good day.
35:27I knew it.
35:28Nice.
35:33I kissed this girl because she's the only person I'd want to kiss.
35:46I don't want to kiss anyone else.
35:50I bet to marry this girl because I think she's amazing, I think she's beautiful inside and
35:58out, and I think that anybody will be lucky to have her.
36:01I'd love to marry you too, baby girl.
36:04Just load it up, load it up.
36:12Don't go too hard.
36:18Nice day.
36:19Respectful.
36:19I'm pieing this girl because I've already pieed her once, so I thought I'd pie her twice.
36:25What a great reason.
36:26When did he ever pie me before?
36:29I was too busy in the hideaway with his best mate Harry, so I wasn't thinking about you,
36:33Dajon.
36:34I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry, there's
36:41definitely a lot less now.
36:42We haven't kissed in a while, so I thought I'd give it another try.
36:46I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry, there's
36:57definitely a lot less now.
36:59We haven't kissed in a while, so I thought I'd give it another try.
37:01It's awkward.
37:03Oh, no.
37:04No.
37:05No.
37:06No.
37:07No good whatsoever.
37:08Oh, my God.
37:09I would have married this girl if she said yes, because I think in the week we've been coupled
37:23up together, she's shown a lot of qualities I look for in a partner.
37:26Harry, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.
37:28Get up.
37:29What do you want to expect, isn't that?
37:30Why do you do M?
37:31I chose to pie this girl because I don't really think we've built up any kind of friendship
37:44in it, and I'm always wary of a girl that's too nice.
37:47That's interesting.
37:48Are you OK, M?
37:49Yeah, I'm fine.
37:50It's just a bit of a prick answer, to be fair.
37:54Look at all these gorgeous girls lined up.
37:58I don't know what's going to be me, right?
38:01Oh.
38:02I kissed this girl because you're a pretty girl, and I'm interested in you, and we haven't
38:17had a kiss yet.
38:18I want to marry this girl.
38:19Everyone can see it in here.
38:20You're worthy of material.
38:21You're genuine.
38:22You're pure-hearted, and you deserve to find someone in here.
38:23Go on, give it a shake, Ben.
38:25There's so many of you I could get you now.
38:26There's so many of you I could do right now.
38:27Can't stop, won't stop.
38:28Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:29Can't stop, won't stop.
38:30Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:31Go on, can't stop, won't stop.
38:38I'll play this girl cos I think you and your friend's actually all stinks.
38:41There's so many of you I could get you now.
38:45There's so many of you I could do right now.
38:48Can't stop, one stop, gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:50Woo!
38:51Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:52Woo!
38:53Can't stop, one stop.
38:54Woo!
38:55Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:56Woo!
38:57I played this girl, because I think you and your friends' attitude all stinks.
39:01I think you're always trying to get yourself caught up in everyone else's business, shouting
39:05across the garden, being the mouthful when we called it on day one.
39:08I just think you're not the kind of girl I go for.
39:10OK.
39:11Well done, B.
39:12B.
39:13Dickhead.
39:19He's so cute.
39:20He's so cute.
39:21He's so cute.
39:22Surely he kisses him.
39:23Yeah, he's kissing him, isn't he?
39:24Come on, then.
39:25Come on.
39:32Cream on your nose.
39:33I tried to snog this girl because she's a soul, she's got all the attributes that I
39:38look for in a girl.
39:39Yeah, I just wanted to snog her.
39:41Aww.
39:42I swear the marriage one's way better, lads.
39:44OK.
39:45I chose to marry this girl because I think she's been nothing but respectful in every situation
39:52she's been in.
39:53I just think she's a really sweet, lovely girl.
39:54Yeah.
39:55There she is.
39:56There we go.
39:57There's no wide feelings.
39:58I'll get on with all of you.
39:59I'll have to.
40:00Aww.
40:01You should just think of Tony.
40:02Come on, then.
40:03What?
40:04No, Shakira, I love you, but just in situations, this fiery, confrontational side shoe I don't
40:08like, but that's the only reason I can give you a really nice girl.
40:10Thanks, Sue.
40:11That's why I'm good.
40:12It's going straight to Yaz.
40:24who I don't like, but that's the only reason I can give you,
40:26I think you're a really nice girl.
40:28Thanks, Sue. That's why I'm good.
40:35It's going straight to Yaz.
40:44I chose to sunk this girl because we've had a couple of good
40:47conversations over the last couple of days,
40:49and I'm keen to see where they're going to go.
40:54Just like a rock star.
40:55Oh, it's a bit messy.
41:02I chose to marry this girl because I think you've got a heart of gold
41:05and your smile lights up the villa.
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:13Oh, that looks juicy.
41:20I fucking knew that.
41:22It was obvious, wasn't it?
41:24I got a free ticket, can't stop, won't stop.
41:27Fair play.
41:29I chose to pie this girl because she pied me last night
41:32and since coming back here, it's been a bit of a non-starter.
41:36It was the only chance that Georgia was ever actually going to get to pie me,
41:39so he fucking ran with it and fair play to him.
41:42I chose to snog this girl because I just think she's the fittest girl in the villa and just wanted to do it.
41:55I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice.
42:01She gives good advice.
42:02I think I tend to lose my head sometimes so she'll be able to keep me in check.
42:06Thanks, Con.
42:07That was cute.
42:08Do you die?
42:09Do you die?
42:10Do you die?
42:11Do you die?
42:12Do you die?
42:12Let's go.
42:13Let's go.
42:14Let's go.
42:15Oh, thanks, Con.
42:16I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice.
42:21She gives good advice.
42:21I think I tend to lose my head sometimes so she'll be able to keep me in check.
42:25Thanks, Con.
42:26That was cute.
42:27Do you die?
42:28Do you die?
42:29Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
42:31All the dreams are yours.
42:32All the dreams are yours.
42:33All the dreams are yours.
42:34All the dreams are yours.
42:35All the dreams are yours.
42:36All the dreams are yours.
42:37All the dreams are yours.
42:38All the dreams are yours.
42:39All the dreams are yours.
42:40All the dreams are yours.
42:41All the dreams are yours.
42:42All the dreams are yours.
42:43All the dreams are yours.
42:44All the dreams are yours.
42:45All the dreams are yours.
42:46I decided to fight this girl because I think we already tried to do something and I made my decision
42:54my decision so I think I just need to stand on that now.
42:57Fair enough.
42:59Come on.
43:00Come on.
43:06Remember when you said that there's no second chance
43:09Oh baby, I heard you been hoping you could change the past
43:12You missed a long good night, you missed a long goodbye
43:15You missed a long good night
43:19I'm assuming.
43:21So I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night
43:25and I just wanted to do it again, man. Good kiss.
43:27He's probably insulting his wife.
43:43So I wanted to marry Tony
43:45because I feel like we've had a great ten days together
43:47but now I'm not so sure
43:49because I feel like you're twisting my words
43:51and not telling the girls a full story.
43:55Divorce?
43:56Yeah, do what you want, man.
43:58How did he marry you then?
43:59Yeah, literally, when I'm marrying her then
44:02Yeah, use it up boys, use it up, use it up
44:06That's crazy
44:08Nice.
44:22So I chose to find this girl because I feel like she's always in my business
44:34and always telling me off
44:36but obviously she knows what I love man
44:38but yeah, that's my reason
44:40Fuck off
44:41So sorry
44:43Yeah
44:47So sorry
44:49But you are such a friend
44:50With your friends, yeah, yeah
44:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
44:52And you're the place that works the best that we miss
44:54Yeah, yeah, yeah
44:56So sorry
44:58While the Snog Marry Pie challenge was fun for some, it's all proved a bit too much for Shakira
45:08for Shakira. What's going on through your mind, girl? Why the fuck would he kiss Hannah? Fucking
45:16idiots. Let them have each other. I just feel so overwhelmed right now. How's snog with Harry?
45:24Unfinished business? Yeah. I mean... It is unfinished business. It's pretty fucking obvious, isn't it?
45:31Mate, I was flying there. Got a kiss twice. You know what? I'll make a nice gesture to Shakira,
45:37say I wouldn't marry her. It's gone right the other way, hasn't it? There's so much double
45:43standards. There's so much hypocrisy. Tommy's like, oh, I have to pick someone. No, but you
45:47still picked me, though. Like, I've never, ever said a bad word to him or, like, I've always
45:53been lovely to him and I just feel like, what the fuck? Exactly. It's always one of us three.
45:58Exactly. They all lie to each other. Shakira, that's why they get along with each other.
46:02Yeah, but I'm sick of everyone painting me out to be something that I'm not. We all are. It's
46:08so exhausting, like, just because we're honest. I know. And, like, we don't say things behind
46:14people's bags, like... She's asking for trouble. Oh, that's what they'll say. I can handle all
46:21all of them being bitches when I've got a good thing with Harry, because at least that's
46:26good. Like, at least me and Harry are good. If trouble comes heading away... And now everything's
46:33just gone to shit. And all because of her, shit's coming crashing the fuck down. Exactly. And she
46:38gets two wedding rings. Yeah. Fuck off. I know, I know.
46:45How can Helena take every person to the hideaway and then that she's got a heart of gold and
46:50she's genuine? Like, what is genuine about that? Like, it's so done.
46:59Wow.
47:03Wow.
47:06Yeah.
47:08Wow.
47:13Wow.
47:18Wow.
47:20Wow.
47:24We'll be back.