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00:12Previously on Love Island
00:14Sweet dreams are made of the end
00:17I want us to be back at how we were before.
00:21Unfinished business
00:22I want all of you, like I don't just want to be your mate, do you know what I mean?
00:24It's like all or nothing.
00:26Love triangles
00:27Big inter-side away.
00:28We could be in trouble after tonight.
00:30It's a risk you've got to take sometimes.
00:31She's such a sneak bitch.
00:35We did have a kiss.
00:36You're weird.
00:37He took me to the hideaway, mate.
00:40And a double departure.
00:43Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped from the island tonight.
00:47Ben.
00:49Ramel.
00:51Harry.
00:52Tyne.
00:53Shakira.
00:54Meghan.
00:58The boy, the girl with the fewest votes.
01:01And therefore dumped from the island is...
01:02Is...
01:03Is...
01:04Ramel.
01:05Ramel.
01:08Meghan.
01:09T.J.'s.
01:15Sir Wright.
01:17Oh, that looks juicy.
01:18It's snog.
01:20Ooh.
01:22Oh, my God, the hands.
01:24Barry.
01:26Don't drop it.
01:27Whoa.
01:28Pa.
01:28Open your eyes.
01:31Everything's just gone to shit.
01:54Wasn't all that you needed.
01:56Megan and Ramel are dumped, so very, very sad.
02:03Although on the plus side, Aleema wanted to avoid Ramel tonight, and that's going to be
02:07a piece of cake now.
02:09Every cloud, eh?
02:12I'm still not healing.
02:18Cos you're the one I swiped in with.
02:21You're blessed, man.
02:23You're blessed.
02:24Keep your head up, man.
02:27You're blessed.
02:30I can't believe it.
02:32My heart's frozen.
02:34There's nothing you can do.
02:36Keep slaying for me, guys.
02:38Well, you feel like you're going to leave it to a while.
02:46Genuinely, like, I was, like, so happy the last couple of days.
02:49Just getting to know you.
02:52I don't even know what to do today, honestly.
02:54It's like, it's really rare that I would get the girl who I actually really, really wanted.
03:01Like, you want it for me?
03:02Yeah, I'll leave it for you.
03:05I have to give you this as well.
03:07I used to bring this home with you.
03:11Why is she the sweetest thing I love?
03:17Give me a kiss.
03:18It's been real.
03:35It's been love.
03:36And I wish the best to all of you.
03:38I love it every single one of you is.
03:40I'm going to miss you all.
03:41Love you, Robaya.
03:42Love you, Beckett.
03:42Love you, guys.
03:44My time in Nabila was fun, spontaneous.
03:50I don't regret anything I've done.
03:51The only thing I might change is, you know, actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy.
03:58Bit shit timing for me, personally, because obviously I was starting to see things through with Connor,
04:03and that was a tough goodbye, but it is what it is.
04:06It's all over your hands.
04:07Oh, Megan as well, mate.
04:24I can't believe that.
04:27Bro, I didn't even expect her to be in the bottom three, bro.
04:31You all right, Con?
04:32Yeah.
04:32I know you don't want to talk now, but just talk to us whenever you're ready, mate.
04:39Yeah.
04:40We all know how hard that is, mate.
04:44I feel so bad for Connor.
04:48That could have been any one of us.
04:50I thought it was me for sure.
04:53Why is it not you, babe?
04:54Your hair.
04:56Thankful.
04:57When Connor heard the news that Megan was leaving, his heart leapt right up to the top of his head,
05:05and apparently it got stuck there.
05:07I genuinely, like, 100% hand on my heart, firstly, do not think that anyone is going to come through that door
05:14who I fancy more with Megan.
05:17Like, I feel like I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside, like, 100%.
05:22I genuinely think, like, I was looking at her all the time.
05:25Like, the only thing I was thinking was, could you be my girlfriend, could you be my girlfriend?
05:28And every time I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, there was nothing to say no.
05:31Yeah.
05:33Talk to me.
05:36So we're both in a shit place with our men.
05:38Yeah, we are.
05:40He sat here and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face.
05:44I know.
05:45Are you OK, my love?
05:52Oh, my God, he just grabbed hell on his waist.
05:55Oh, my God, I can't.
05:56He's given her more affection than you.
05:59Um, let's go.
06:02We're getting daggers.
06:03We're getting absolute daggers.
06:04Hate me and you?
06:04Yeah.
06:05It's actually a piss take.
06:06I hate men.
06:07They'll go to the hideaway together.
06:09How are you feeling?
06:11Yeah, I feel all right.
06:12Just shit, do we lose him again?
06:14Yeah.
06:15It's a crush's friend in here, isn't it?
06:17Mm-hmm.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Oh, my God, he's such an idiot.
06:20I would say maybe he's getting confused with the red dresses, but he knows what he's doing.
06:25I just wanted to check you was OK.
06:27Oh, I'm good.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Oh, my God, look at them.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33She, like, had her head on his shoulder and stuff.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:41How did you feel about the whole, obviously, Tony situation as well?
06:44I was basically just making out that, like, I broke girl code and stuff like that.
06:47I was thinking, but you're not really my girl in here.
06:50I'd be breaking girl code if I did it to, like...
06:52Your close girl, yeah.
06:52Meg or Megan or Emily look like them that they're not my mates.
06:57What was she saying to you?
06:58Um, she expected me to, like, pull her and tell her first.
07:02I'm like, why was I ever going to do that?
07:04You know what I mean?
07:05I might go, it's just what I was saying to her.
07:07I was like, I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you
07:09and pre-empt that I might be going to the hideaway.
07:12And we might kiss.
07:13Yeah, that's what I was like.
07:15You're saying this like I was aware of this whole thing.
07:18They don't even look good together.
07:20Just let them do their thing.
07:21If they crack on, then they're out the way.
07:23Don't have to think about them.
07:25I feel like me and her, don't know, don't worry.
07:27Do they?
07:28I think so.
07:30I just think she went about it the wrong way.
07:32You're never going to want to go strawberry picking again, are you?
07:34No.
07:35I'm going to take you this time, all right?
07:37Have a look.
07:39Me and my whole day.
07:42I'm sick to my stomach.
07:43Just let them do their thing.
07:45You have one hour a day.
07:45Yeah, one hour a day.
07:50He's shown his true colours now.
07:53He's the dumbass in the situation.
07:54They can go be happy together.
07:56Yeah, they can be happy together.
07:56He's the dumbass in the way.
07:57He's the dumbass.
07:58He's the dumbass.
08:03He's the dumbass.
08:03What's happening, man?
08:06Sapping player. Chilling.
08:08Still head scrambled, though, man.
08:10See, I like them both, innit?
08:12It's no good for both of them, but it's good for you.
08:14Like, I've been there, mate. I've been there before.
08:16I still didn't want to talk to Tyrone.
08:19Hello.
08:20Hello, my darling.
08:22Are you coming to join us?
08:24Yeah. Yeah.
08:26No bed squad.
08:28Whoa, whoa, whoa. Except me.
08:30Why am I part of that squad?
08:32Are we friends now?
08:34Friends? Yeah.
08:35Have you apologised?
08:37To...
08:39Tony?
08:40No, I've not apologised.
08:42But I want to give her time, like, I don't want to...
08:44It has nothing to do with time.
08:45I don't want to be all up in the space after I've just told her I've kissed into a girl.
08:48I thought she wants time away from me. I don't think she wants to hear from me, though.
08:50All she's seeing is, oh, he's made his choice very clear,
08:53and he's cracking on with Helen and everything's been fake.
08:56It does look like that.
08:57I don't think she wants to talk to me right now, though.
08:59I think she would have appreciated an apology.
09:01Obviously, you're coupled up together.
09:03She's been stood up...
09:04It says a lot to her, doesn't it?
09:05No, I didn't want her to go home at all.
09:07I sat on the fire pit.
09:08Have you said that to her?
09:09No, I've not had a...
09:10She's not a mind reader.
09:11I've not had a conversation with her.
09:12Exactly.
09:13She's not had a conversation with her.
09:14I was going to let the dust settle, and then tomorrow I'll go back.
09:16So, if you wouldn't let the dust settle, you wouldn't have spoken to Helen or Eva,
09:19would you?
09:20It wasn't about our situation, though.
09:21I was just checking she was OK, cos her best friend's just left.
09:23He told me he was just about to leave.
09:25Yeah, but...
09:26It looks like you're picking.
09:27If you're saying you're not picking, it looks like it.
09:30You want to talk to her?
09:33Yeah.
09:34I'm going to send Yaz over to you, man.
09:36Don't do that.
09:38Just be calm.
09:41No, no, no, no.
09:42Be calm.
09:43No, no, no.
09:44Be calm.
09:45Deep breaths.
09:46Deep breaths.
09:47I don't want your petty chat.
09:48Huh?
09:49I don't want your petty chat.
09:50What do you mean?
09:51I don't need you to have to listen to other people to come chat to me.
09:53It's not a petty chat.
09:54Yes, can you give us a sec, please?
09:55Yeah.
10:01Should I sit here?
10:08You OK?
10:09I'm fine.
10:10I'm just coming over to see if you're OK.
10:11Go ahead, say what you're going to say.
10:13You don't want to hear it.
10:14You just sat there touching on her.
10:16I was checking she was OK.
10:18Because her best friend just left.
10:20You would think you would check on the girl you're coupled up with first.
10:23I didn't know you wanted to talk to me.
10:24I just said the same to Shakira.
10:26OK.
10:27Because it makes me feel better that you're talking to her.
10:29How do you expect me to react when the last conversation we had,
10:32I just told you I've kissed another person.
10:34And I was just stood up there about to go home and you go check on her.
10:37The same girl that you just kissed in the hideaway.
10:40You sound stupid.
10:41You're not even sorry.
10:42I don't need to say I'm sorry.
10:44I'm saying I'm sorry for making you upset.
10:46And then you continue to do so.
10:47But we're open and I'm not sorry for exploring a connection
10:49because I've told you so many times that we are still open.
10:52Exploring a connection and taking a girl to the hideaway
10:54and kissing her a day after we go on a date.
10:57I'm sorry for making you upset.
10:59Do you accept my apology?
11:02No.
11:03That's not how you apologise to people.
11:06When we've said repeatedly we're open.
11:08There's a difference between open and disrespectful.
11:11And you've disrespected me tonight.
11:14I'll speak to you later or something.
11:18I see a man in the mirror.
11:24I see a bird I'll figure.
11:27Poor Megan.
11:28One minute Maya Jamma from Love Island's asking her to choose Connor or Tommy.
11:33The next Mandy from EasyJet's asking her to choose the Tapas Snackbox or Pringles.
11:38For the rest of them though, it's time for bed.
11:41How could this have happened?
11:44I'm feeling abandoned.
11:47I'm breaking up.
11:51There's one thing with being open and there's another with being disrespectful
11:55and you're being disrespectful.
11:57He had so many opportunities today to just be open with you.
12:00I do feel bad for Connor though.
12:03I know.
12:04He made it clear since day one he liked Megan
12:06and he finally got there with her and then she's gone.
12:10No way did anyone expect Megan.
12:12I'm done with thinking about it
12:15But my heart won't allow it
12:18I'd rather be numb
12:21I'd rather be numb
12:26Won't somebody take this pain
12:29And make it all just go away
12:32What a night guys!
12:34It's just a weird feeling and obviously with Ravel as well
12:37Like it bothers me
12:38I really, really look up to him
12:40Even though like, you know, things didn't work out
12:42He was still a big part of my Love Island journey
12:44So I just wish him all the best
12:47Colin, what about you mate?
12:48It was a tough night for you, isn't it?
12:50Obviously
12:51I talked to her upstairs, yeah
12:52But there's so many things that I didn't get to say
12:55You don't realise, do you, how close we all are
12:59And how easy it is for just one person to be gone
13:02For it to be impacted
13:04Yeah
13:05You've got to name it, you've got to name it
13:07Night time
13:08Yeah
13:09I'm done with thinking about it
13:12But my heart won't allow it
13:15I'd rather be numb
13:18I'd rather be numb
13:20Not all the pain that is found me
13:24Cause it's all around me
13:27I'd rather be numb
13:29I'd rather be numb
13:30I'd rather be numb
13:32I'd rather be numb
13:37Ooh
13:38I wish I was numb
13:41I wish I would
13:42I
13:44I wish I was numb
13:46Several islanders have just spent a night in bed
14:08With someone who thinks they're a complete and utter waste of space
14:11Which is unpleasant
14:13But also a handy dry run for marriage
14:16Morning
14:17Morning
14:18Morning
14:19It's safe, okay?
14:23Come on, how are you feeling?
14:25I don't know, really
14:26Yeah, I suppose I have to just move on
14:28Running from myself
14:30Running from my mind
14:32Morning
14:33Morning
14:36I think last night was such a heavy night
14:38Like, everyone's slept on things now
14:40But hopefully everyone can sort things today
14:43Cause you don't know when it's your last year
14:46If heaven knows I need your escape
14:49Whenever you go hell I'll be straight
14:51Back to those demons that I knew
14:53Back to that I'm here before you
14:55It's not like going and washing a rollercoaster
14:58Back to that I'm here before you
15:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
15:02Back to that I'm here before you
15:04Back to that I'm here before you
15:05Back to that I'm here before you
15:07Is that my coffee?
15:12Perfect
15:13You're welcome
15:14Heaven knows I need your escape
15:16Whenever you go hell I'll be straight
15:18Back to those demons that I knew
15:20Back to that I'm here before you
15:24We've got one missing on this day bed today
15:26I know
15:27It doesn't make sense
15:28It doesn't make sense
15:29It must have been about Tommy's situation
15:31Yes, Ramal left as well
15:33But I feel like we knew that was going to go one way or the other
15:36Yeah
15:37How do you feel now you slept on it, Colin?
15:39Obviously a big one for you last night
15:41Oh, Megan's a fucking...
15:43That's a sick name, man, really
15:45I don't know if someone's going to come in that I feel like that about
15:50What about you, G? What's the plan of action, mate?
15:52Obviously you've just seen two go home
15:54Out of nowhere almost
15:55Yeah
15:56The guys going home last night made me realise that
15:59You just can't sit and wait around, really
16:01You've got to do what you want to do
16:03So, erm...
16:05Yeah, I think today I'm going to
16:07Going to turn up the heat on Yaz
16:10Yeah, nice
16:12Long, long night
16:13I don't regret anything I did
16:15Erm...
16:16She wasn't nice seeing Tone upset, man
16:18She just thought
16:19Me taking Helena to the hideaway right in front of her face
16:21Before even speaking to her that night
16:23Was just a bit rash
16:25So what's your plan of action for today?
16:27I think I'm just going to speak to both of them, bro
16:29That's what you need to do, bro
16:30You're here to explore connections
16:31Don't pull him, he's going to pull you for the chat today
16:34So when he does talk to me
16:35What the fuck am I supposed to say?
16:37You've shouted at him yesterday
16:39Today, just speak calmly
16:40Do you know what I mean?
16:41You already know, like
16:42Oh, that behaviour's not what I would want in a man
16:45I hate shit vibes in here
16:47I need to speak to Harrison, though
16:48And I hate this divide
16:49Divising groups
16:50I need to know what he's actually doing with Tone now
16:53Yeah
16:54Because he's coming to me
16:55And he's being all cuddly and kissy and stuff
16:57But I don't want to be cuddling and kissing him
17:00Like, I understand for her
17:02Like, yeah, it's shit at the end of the day
17:04When you like a boy
17:05And obviously he's more open than you are
17:08It's really shit
17:09Like, I can sympathise in that sense
17:10But I just don't like her calling you, like
17:12Weird
17:13Calling you a bitch
17:14Like
17:15Do you know what I mean?
17:16I don't have to lower myself to be shouting across the fucking garden
17:18No, you don't
17:19What about you, mate?
17:20How things are you?
17:21Yeah, yeah, no, I just think I'm grateful to be here, boys
17:24I stood up there yesterday
17:25Yeah
17:26I didn't feel like it was my time
17:28But look, I'm excited where things are going with Shakira
17:31But she does love to get involved in everything
17:34Yeah, it's getting a bit too much now for my liking
17:36Everything
17:37I'm close with Shakira
17:38But it's getting a bit too much for my liking now
17:39It's everything that goes on here
17:41She's in the middle of it
17:42It's just...
17:43I don't really know how to handle it
17:45Like, I don't love it
17:46Do you know what I mean?
17:47But it's not going to put me off her
17:53The trees in this villa grow so fast
17:55One minute nothing
17:56The next minute they're coming through the walls
17:57Look, no tree
17:59Boom!
18:00Tree!
18:01Spanish minute will grow as something else
18:02Giorgio
18:03Yeah?
18:04Do you want to go for a chat?
18:05Let's go, where do you want to go?
18:06Should we go mini fire pit?
18:07Mini, yeah
18:08Let's go
18:09Enjoy getting cooked
18:10Get nice and...
18:11Get nice and sweaty
18:19How are you feeling today?
18:20Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better
18:22I feel like last night was such a heavy night for everyone
18:26Yeah, there was so much going on
18:27I know
18:28And you weren't involved in the drama at all
18:29I know, and I feel like two people going home and stuff
18:31Yeah
18:32But you've kind of...
18:33You've walked in at like such a...
18:35Crazy time
18:36Mental time
18:37Yeah
18:38Talking about how, like, nice you are and how...
18:40I don't want people to think I'm nice
18:42No, about how much they're like...
18:44They actually think you're a nice person
18:45Yeah, yeah
18:46I'm very, very comfortable on my own
18:48Yeah
18:49But I don't want to be on my own
18:50Mmm
18:51Like, I want to find someone to do life with
18:55Yeah
18:56That's nice
18:57Use what you want
18:58What about you as well?
18:59You're obviously...
19:00Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of like...
19:01Yeah, single
19:02Well, I'm still coupled up with Ben
19:03So what are your...
19:04What are your thoughts like?
19:05What are you like as a sleeper?
19:06Do you snort?
19:07I do like cuddle
19:08Yeah, cuddles nice
19:09I don't snort
19:10Do you like to pillow talk in bed?
19:11I do, yeah
19:12Yeah
19:13Like, complete alone time
19:14Oh, it does, doesn't it?
19:15Like, when you're just...
19:16It's just you and the other person
19:17Yeah
19:18Like, the build up to that
19:19Oh my god, yeah
19:20Until you actually decide
19:21The tension's the best part
19:22Do you know what?
19:23I think teasing's actually probably my favourite thing to do
19:24Do you?
19:25Yeah, I think building up the tension is like the best thing ever
19:28So you're proper teased
19:29Yeah, I know
19:30It's quite naughty
19:31But that's just me to do this
19:32Why? That's the worst
19:33I know, it's torture, isn't it?
19:35What about getting teased yourself?
19:36I like it both ways
19:37Do you?
19:38Yeah
19:39How did you...
19:41What's...
19:42Like, you and Hardison, Tony?
19:44I probably would like to speak to Tony
19:46But I just want to give her a bit of space and stuff
19:48Yeah, I think we've told him, like, even yesterday
19:51Obviously she's IRA
19:52Like, things will be said out about her and stuff
19:55Yeah, yeah, yeah
19:56But at the same time, like, I do completely get where she's coming from
19:59Like, it is shit when you're having...
20:00I get it
20:01Like, you think you're in a really good headspace
20:03From my perspective, it's him
20:05His age plays a little bit into this at the moment
20:07Because I think, like...
20:09Like, people look like...
20:10He's what, 22, right?
20:12He's 22, you just need to be honest in these situations
20:17Tony, Tony, Tony
20:20Am I safe to sit here?
20:22Go for it
20:26How are you?
20:28Fine
20:30Are you still mad about the whole situation?
20:32No, it makes me feel so good
20:37No, but I thought maybe if you had a sleep on it
20:39You'd be able to...
20:40You'd come out of the madness stage
20:47Can you tell me how you're feeling without a sarcastic answer, please?
20:49Horrible
20:50Horrible?
20:51Stupid
20:53Embarrassed
20:54I just think where we're not, like, seeing eye to eye is that...
21:01We've said we're open
21:04I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself
21:07Open and disrespect are two different things
21:10You disrespected me last night
21:12She can have you, bro
21:13I'm not gonna have you make me look like an idiot
21:16So, what are you saying you're done?
21:19I mean, Harrison, come on
21:21I'm not a love triangle ass bitch
21:26I'm way too good for that
21:30It could have been civil between them
21:31He could have told her how he felt
21:33They could have, like, left it as friends
21:35But now she feels like he's mugged her off
21:38And she's embarrassed
21:39Do you know what I mean?
21:42Please don't get upset
21:44I just hate looking like an idiot
21:46You don't look like a...
21:47Why...
21:48Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:49You don't look like an idiot at all
21:52Come
21:57Don't be upset
21:59Easy for you to say
22:06Tommy and Giorgio are baring their souls
22:09And those souls are looking lovely
22:11That's the magic of an Ian Sterling pedicure
22:14Go to my website for further details
22:16Obviously, you come into a situation like this
22:18Yeah
22:20And every conversation that you have with a girl
22:23Would technically be like a date on the outside
22:25Yeah
22:26Like, you could go for a drink and have a chat with someone
22:28Yeah
22:29And then you wouldn't see them for like a week or so
22:31But then, that evening, you're having another chat with someone
22:33Yeah
22:34For another hour
22:35And you're just getting to know them a bit more
22:36Like knocking down a few more pegs
22:37And then that night
22:38You're spending the night in the same bed
22:39Yeah
22:40Exactly
22:43Oi!
22:44Go Tex!
22:46Oi oi!
22:48Islanders, pucker up as it's time to show your true feelings
22:51In a game of snog marry pie
22:53Yes!
22:58Hashtag lips don't lie
22:59Hashtag hot message
23:00Yeah
23:01It's about to be
23:02It's about to be
23:04It's about to be
23:06Oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
23:11I've been waiting for this one
23:13Ben's in trouble
23:15Ben's in serious trouble
23:17I'm in trouble bro
23:19Snog marry and pie
23:21I'm expecting a few pies today
23:22But I'm actually here for it
23:24I'm fucking buzzing
23:25I thought you know what I'm going to put
23:26I'm going to put the part to make it
23:27But she ain't in
23:29It's about to be good
23:30It's about to be good
23:32It's about to be good
23:33It's about to be good
23:34It's about to be good
23:46Everyone wins with snog marry pie
23:47The audience gets a love island classic
23:49The islanders get to speak their minds
23:51And I get to sit back and do bugger all for the entire game
23:55Win win
23:56This could be anyone
23:57Gave them a big fat snog
23:59The islanders each choose one person to snog
24:03Go go!
24:08Oh he's still going!
24:09He's still going!
24:12Go go!
24:15So I've decided to snog this boy
24:17Because he's easy on the eyes
24:18And there's no one else in here
24:19That would like to snog at the moment
24:21Nah it was a good kiss
24:22Maybe more tonight
24:25Send prayers y'all
24:26Then choose one person to marry
24:28I can't believe I have my knees
24:30Yeah yeah he can have all the rings on his hands
24:33So I've decided to marry this boy
24:34Because I think
24:35I really like the way he carries himself in the villa
24:38Out of all the boys here
24:39He's the only one who's not made a girl upset yet
24:41That's nice innit?
24:42And of course
24:50Heady on
24:51One person to pie
24:53Come on Alina!
24:56I wonder who she's going to go to
24:57Shut up man
24:58I have no idea
24:59Well your father's going to kiss you so
25:02I think maybe I'm fine
25:04What's your reasoning?
25:14I've seen the way you move in the villa
25:16Like the way you speak to women
25:17And about women
25:18And I don't like that
25:19So...
25:24But the boy can't keep B
25:25Come on Alina!
25:27Go on my Barbie girl!
25:29This is exciting isn't it?
25:31Night is still young
25:32Where the hell would she go?
25:34Nobody knows
25:35Nobody knows
25:36Ain't the first time
25:37Cause I've seen her before
25:38Oh!
25:39Oh!
25:40Well done Alina!
25:42Come on Ace
25:43Come on Ace
25:44Smell up a film as she walks through the door
25:46I wanna know
25:47Where the hell would she go?
25:49I snogged this boy
25:50Because it's been a while
25:52And I just wanted to test the waters
25:54How were the waters?
25:55Choppy?
25:56I'll let you know though yeah
25:57Zilly I know you ain't coming to me
25:59And you can't stand ya
26:01Can't stand ya
26:02Can't stand ya
26:03Can't stand ya
26:04Hello
26:05Oh!
26:06Go for it gals
26:08I chose to marry this boy
26:10Because he kissed me in the hideaway last night
26:13And that's marriage material
26:14It's means of marriage
26:16Good answer, good answer
26:18Good answer
26:19Good answer
26:20Good answer
26:21Good answer
26:22Good answer
26:23Good answer
26:24Bouncing it
26:25Don't drop it
26:26Oh!
26:27Oh!
26:28Oh!
26:29Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:31Oh!
26:32Oh!
26:33Oh!
26:34Oh!
26:35Oh!
26:36Oh!
26:37Poor Gio!
26:38I pied G because he took the pie last night really well
26:41So I knew that he would take it well again today
26:43So many choices
26:56Throw his hands here
26:58Why is he still falling for it?
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Okay
27:06So I snogged this boy because obviously I fancy the pants off him
27:09Maybe he's not quite husband material yet
27:11But we're getting there
27:12Rings, rings, rings
27:13Oh!
27:14It's got to be for my con!
27:15Oh!
27:16Ah!
27:17I actually think Connor is hubby material and, yeah, I think any girl would be lucky to marry
27:38Ah!
27:39Love you Shakira
27:40Oh!
27:41Six times for the rest of us though
27:42Oh look how high it is
27:43Come on girl
27:45So I decided to pair this boy, just in case it weren't clear the first time.
28:01I think he still thinks he's in with a chance, so, yeah, I just thought I'd let the knobhead
28:06know it's no good at all.
28:09It was only the other day you said that I knew I wasn't even trying it with you, and
28:12Harry both said that, so that, again, that's a bullshit comment from you.
28:14I've heard things from other people.
28:15Is that contradicting yourself and coming back to me?
28:16No, no, no, no.
28:17I never said that, but I've heard it on the grapevine, Ben, so...
28:21Go, Megalodon!
28:23Go, Megalodon!
28:24Go, Megalodon!
28:25No way you're all looking at me.
28:31I've decided to snog this boy because he's my man, and I've never seen it.
28:41I've decided to snog this boy because he's my man, and I wouldn't want to snog any of
28:48yous.
28:49Badger that.
28:50My tom-tom!
28:51Oh, nice one, Meg.
28:52I've decided to marry this boy because he's my tom-tom, and I'd protect him at all cost,
29:03and he's just lovely.
29:04Love you, Meg.
29:05Look at how I glow.
29:06Sexy, yeah, you glow.
29:07I'm coming!
29:08Woo!
29:09I'm sorry!
29:10I'm sorry!
29:11I'm sorry!
29:12I'm sorry!
29:13I'm sorry!
29:14I'm sorry!
29:15That was another big blow, bro.
29:16I've decided to pie this boy because the way he's been speaking to girls, I just don't
29:35like it.
29:36I don't think it's very respectful.
29:38Sorry, I had to chew someone, and I know you'd take it.
29:41Don't worry about it.
29:43Oh my god, the hands!
30:02I decided to kiss this boy because he's one of the only that I haven't yet, and you
30:11looked good last night.
30:12Oh, you looked good last night.
30:15I want to marry this boy because he may not be anymore, but he was St. Connor when he
30:25was coupled up with me.
30:27Thank you, Toni.
30:28Of course.
30:29Appreciate it.
30:30You're not even worth it.
30:31Harrison, I chose to pie you because I thought you were sweet as pie, but it seems like you're
30:37just like the rest of them.
30:38I thought I was a little bit better for me.
30:42That's why it's moving.
30:43Harrison, I chose to pie you because I thought you were sweet as pie, but it seems like you're
31:00just like the rest of them.
31:01I thought I was a little bit better for me.
31:02That is why it's moving.
31:03Who's the lucky boy?
31:08Come here, Tommy.
31:09I kissed this boy because I've really been enjoying getting to know him and he just really knows
31:10how to treat a girl.
31:11how to treat a girl.
31:12Cute.
31:13She is the only girl in the villa that I really fancy in a minute, so it was nice to have
31:14a little kiss with her.
31:15a little kiss with her.
31:16a little kiss with her.
31:17Yeah.
31:18come here, Tommy.
31:19Come here, Tommy.
31:20Come here, Tommy.
31:21The little beach just ries.
31:22Come here, Tommy.
31:23Come here, Tommy.
31:24Come here, Tommy.
31:25Come here.
31:26Come here, Tommy.
31:27Come here, Tommy.
31:31I kissed this boy because I've really been enjoying getting to know him and he just
31:36really knows how to treat a girl.
31:38Cute.
31:39She is the only girl in the villa that I really fancy in a minute, so it was nice to have
31:42a little kiss with her.
31:44Yeah.
31:45I would like to marry this boy because he's always there to be when I need him
31:52And he just treats my Meg the best she could
31:57Now it's gonna be the nicest pie ever bro, so it'll be sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she probably feed it to me. Yeah
32:11You're gonna take it like a man go and give it to me
32:15Oh
32:19What a respectful pie I chose to pie this boy for obvious reasons
32:26It's all done
32:28Oh
32:30Yeah
32:32Oh
32:34Yeah
32:40Oh
32:42Oh
32:44Oh
32:46Oh
32:48Oh
32:50Oh
32:52Oh
32:54Oh
32:56Oh
32:58I decided to snog this boy because
33:00I had a nice chat with him earlier
33:02And I just wanted to see if he was a good kisser which he is
33:05Thank you
33:06Does you do that?
33:08Oh
33:10Oh
33:12Oh
33:14Oh
33:16Oh
33:18Oh
33:20Oh
33:22Oh
33:24Oh
33:26Oh
33:28Oh
33:30Oh
33:32Oh
33:34Oh
33:36Oh
33:38Oh
33:40Oh
33:42Open your eyes
33:43No
33:44I open your eyes
33:45Good boy.
33:47Oh!
33:49It's over here, it's in!
33:55Hey, I've got time for it.
33:57I've got time for it, wait a minute.
34:03She came over to me and she got me a good man. Fair play to her.
34:07So I decided to pie this boy
34:09because I don't like the way he's treated Tony.
34:12I feel like he's mugged her off,
34:14and at the end of the day, if you fuck with my friends,
34:16you get a pie to the face.
34:18How about mugged her off, though?
34:19What do you mean?
34:20How about mugged her off?
34:21Last night?
34:22I've been telling her for the last ten days that I'm open.
34:23No, you haven't. Yes, you had everything.
34:25Tony, how many times have I told you we're open?
34:27Open and disrespectful are two different things, pal.
34:30I'm open, so...
34:31You're open, but you haven't been transparent,
34:33and that's the problem.
34:34I'm not gonna argue with you.
34:35I've told her four times.
34:36I'm not gonna argue with you.
34:37I should walk off, then.
34:38Yeah, I will. Fuck off.
34:39Well done, yes!
34:41I can't believe you got caught in crossfire.
34:44I'm so iconic, yeah.
34:45I'm so iconic.
34:59It's time for the boys to do some pieing.
35:02People actually pay good money to watch familiar faces getting pied.
35:06I go through ten cans of squishy cream, a night of my Onlyfans.
35:09Go on, Dave. Go on, Dave.
35:10Good day. Good day.
35:11Good day.
35:12Hey, hey.
35:13Good day, tight to me.
35:15Hey.
35:16I can't tell if I'm cat...
35:17My鏡...
35:19I kiss this girl, because she's the only person I'd wanna kiss.
35:34I don't want to kiss anyone else.
35:43I fit to marry this girl because I think she's amazing,
35:46I think she's beautiful inside and out,
35:48and I think that anybody will be lucky to have her.
35:51I'd love to marry you too, baby girl.
35:53Just load it up, load it up.
36:01Don't go too hard.
36:04I feel like baby.
36:07Respectful.
36:09I'm pieing this girl because I've already pieed her once,
36:12so I thought I'd pie her twice.
36:14What a great reason.
36:16When did he ever pie me before?
36:18I was too busy in the hideaway with his best mate Harry,
36:21so I wasn't thinking about you, Dajon.
36:23I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry.
36:33There's definitely a lot less now.
36:35We haven't kissed in a while, but I thought I'd give it another try.
36:50It's awkward.
36:51Oh, no.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:54No.
36:55No good whatsoever.
36:56Oh, God.
36:57I would have married this girl if she said yes, because I think in the week we've been coupled up together,
37:12she's shown a lot of qualities that I look for in a partner.
37:15Hi, I'm getting second-handed by this man.
37:17Get up.
37:18It's not when you cry.
37:19There's no money.
37:20And I still don't know how I even survive.
37:23Heart touch, heart touch, heart touch.
37:28You don't expect it, Nat.
37:29Why do you do M?
37:30I chose to pie this girl because I don't really think we've built up any kind of friendship in it,
37:34and I'm always wary of a girl that's too nice.
37:36That's interesting.
37:37You okay, M?
37:38Yeah, I'm fine.
37:39It's just a bit of a prick answer, to be fair.
37:44Who are these gorgeous girls lined up?
37:48I'll kiss this girl because you're a pretty girl and I'm interested in you and we haven't
38:07had a kiss yet.
38:09I want to marry this girl, everyone can see it in here, you're worthy material, you're
38:24genuine, you're pure hearted and you deserve to find someone in here.
38:27Go on, give it a shake, Ben.
38:31There's so many of you, I could get you now, there's so many of you, I could do you right
38:37now.
38:38I'll play this girl because I think you and your friends' attitude all stinks, I think
38:51you're always trying to get yourself caught up in everyone else's business, shouting across
38:54the garden, being the mouth of when we called it on day one, I just think you're not the
38:58kind of girl I go for.
38:59Okay.
39:00Well done, babe.
39:01Babe.
39:02Dickhead.
39:03He's so cute.
39:04He's so cute.
39:05He's so cute.
39:06Surely he kisses him.
39:07Yeah, he's kissing him, isn't he?
39:08I want him.
39:09I want him.
39:10I want him.
39:11Cream on your nose.
39:12I'll try to snog this girl because she's a salt, she's got all the attributes that I
39:16look for in a girl.
39:17Yeah, I just want to snog her.
39:18Aww.
39:19I swear the marriage one's way better, lads.
39:20Oh, okay.
39:21I chose to marry this girl because I think she's been nothing but respectful in every situation
39:27she's been in.
39:28I just think she's a really sweet, lovely girl.
39:29Yeah.
39:30There she is.
39:31There she is.
39:32There we go.
39:33There's no wide feelings.
39:34I'll get on with all of ya.
39:35I'll have to.
39:36I should think of Tony.
39:37No.
39:38No.
39:39No.
39:40No.
39:41No.
39:42No.
39:43No.
39:44No.
39:45No.
39:46No.
39:47No.
39:48No.
39:49No.
39:50No.
39:51No.
39:52No.
39:53No.
39:54No.
39:55No.
39:56No.
39:57No.
39:58No.
39:59No.
40:00No.
40:01Come on, then.
40:02What?
40:03No, Shakira, I love ya, but just in situations, this fiery confrontational side shoe I don't
40:13like, but that's the only reason I can give you a really nice girl.
40:17Oh my gosh.
40:18Thanks, Sue.
40:19That's my kid.
40:20I'm the new addition and fresh off the shelf.
40:23He's gone straight to Yaz.
40:25I'm first class.
40:26Ain't nothing typical.
40:27So I'm blessed.
40:28Yeah, I'm a miracle.
40:29Yeah.
40:30I chose to snunk this girl because we've had a couple of good conversations over the
40:33last couple of days and I'm keen to see where they're going to go.
40:38I light it up just like a rock star.
40:39Oh, it's been messy.
40:40Yeah, I'mma blow your mind.
40:41I get what it's mine.
40:42I chose to marry this girl because I think you've got a heart of gold and you're
40:54smell lights up the villa.
40:55Oh, thank you.
40:57Work hard, play hard, push you to the limit.
40:59Oh, that looks juicy.
41:01You gotta get in work.
41:02You gotta get in work.
41:03You gotta get in work.
41:04You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta work.
41:07You gotta get in work.
41:08You gotta get in work.
41:09I fucking knew that.
41:11It was obvious, wasn't it?
41:12I got a free ticket, can't stop, won't stop.
41:16Fair play.
41:18I chose to pie this girl because she pieced me last night
41:21and since coming back here it's been a bit of a non-starter.
41:25It was the only chance that Georgia was ever actually going to get to pie me
41:28so he fucking ran with it and fair play to him.
41:36No, he's going to kiss.
41:37Do ya, do ya, do ya, you gotta, do ya, do ya.
41:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, who do ya?
41:46Sweet as she doesn't look like me.
41:48I chose to snag this girl because I just think she's the fittest girl in the villa
41:53and just wanted to do it.
42:02Oh, disrespect.
42:04Oh, it's me.
42:05Oh, thanks, Kong.
42:07I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice.
42:14She gives good advice.
42:15I think I tend to lose my head sometimes so she'll be able to keep me in check.
42:18Thanks, Kong, that was cute.
42:20Do ya back.
42:29All the dreams are yours.
42:31All the dreams are yours.
42:34All the dreams are yours.
42:36I decided to fight this girl because I think we already tried to do something
42:42and, yeah, I made my decision, so I think I just need to stand on that now.
42:47Fair enough.
42:47You're an H.
42:48You're an H.
42:49You're an H.
42:50You're an H.
42:55Remember when you said that there's no second chance,
42:58so baby I heard you been hoping you could change the path.
43:01You missed a long good night.
43:02You missed a long good night.
43:03You missed a long good night.
43:04You missed a long good night.
43:06You missed a long good night.
43:08Trying to shoot me.
43:11So I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night
43:14and I just wanted to do it again, man.
43:16Good kiss.
43:17He's probably insulting time as well.
43:32So, I wanted to marry Tony,
43:34because I feel like we've had a great ten days together,
43:37but now I'm not so sure,
43:39because I feel like you're twisting my words
43:40and not telling the girls a full story.
43:44Divorce?
43:46Yeah, do what you want, man.
43:48I already borrowed it.
43:49Yeah, literally, when I'm marrying her, then.
43:52Use it up, boys, use it up, use it up.
43:56That's crazy.
44:12Nice.
44:13So, I chose to find this girl,
44:22because I feel like she's always in my business
44:24and always telling me off.
44:26Obviously, she knows the sort of love, man,
44:28but, yeah, that's my reason.
44:30Fuck off.
44:31.
44:32I'm trying to find those names of
44:33Ruth and I don't know the name of her,
44:34and now that she's already in my business,
44:35who I look on the way.
44:36What's your place?
44:37What's your friend?
44:39What's your friend?
44:40Yeah, yeah.
44:41And you're the place that we've lived and we're not,
44:44You can't forget, you can't forget,
44:45oh,
44:46I'm so lonely.
44:48While the Snog Mary Pie challenge was fun for some,
44:56it's all proved a bit too much for Shakira.
45:00What's going on through your mind, girl?
45:02Why the fuck would you use Hannah?
45:05Fucking idiots. Let them have each other.
45:08I just feel so overwhelmed right now.
45:11How's Snog with Harry?
45:14Unfinished business? Yeah.
45:16It is unfinished business, but it's pretty fucking obvious, isn't it?
45:20Mate, I was flying there.
45:22Got a kiss twice, thought, you know what?
45:24I'll make a nice gesture to Shakira so I wouldn't marry her.
45:28It's gone right the other way, hasn't it?
45:31There's so much double standards. There's so much hypocrisy.
45:34Tommy's like, oh, I have to pick someone.
45:36No, but you still picked me, though.
45:37I'm like, I've never, ever said a bad word to him.
45:41I've always been lovely to him.
45:43I just feel like, what the fuck?
45:45Exactly.
45:45It's always one of us three.
45:47Exactly.
45:48They all lie to each other.
45:50Shakira, that's why they get along with each other.
45:52Yeah, but I'm sick of everyone painting me out to be something that I'm not.
45:56We all are.
45:57It's so exhausting, like, just because we're honest.
46:01I know.
46:01And, like, we don't say things behind people's bags, like...
46:05She's asking for trouble.
46:07Oh, that's what they'll say.
46:09I can handle all of them being bitches when I've got a good thing with Harry.
46:14Yeah.
46:14At least that's good.
46:15Yeah.
46:16At least me and Harry are good.
46:17If trouble comes heading away...
46:20And now everything's just gone to shit.
46:24And all because of her, shit's coming crashing the fuck down.
46:26Exactly.
46:27She gets two wedding rings.
46:28Yeah.
46:29Fuck off.
46:30Lay on fire, lay on fire.
46:34How can Helena take every person to the hideaway...
46:37Yeah.
46:37...and then that she's got a heart of gold and she's genuine?
46:40Like, what is genuine about that?
46:42Lay on fire, lay on fire.
46:47Like, soda.
46:48You know what we're doing.