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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:30Big game to hide away. We could be in trouble after tonight. It's a risk you've got to take sometimes. She's such a sneak bitch.
00:37We did have a kiss. You're weird. He took me to the hideaway, mate.
00:42And a double departure.
00:45Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped from the island tonight.
00:49Ben.
00:51Ramel.
00:53Harry.
00:54Tyree.
00:55Shakira.
00:56Megan.
01:00The boy, the girl, with the fewest votes, and therefore dumped from the island, is?
01:06Is.
01:07Ramel.
01:10Megan.
01:18Sir, that looks juicy.
01:21It's snog.
01:23Ooh.
01:24Oh my God, the hands.
01:26Harry.
01:28Don't drop it.
01:30Pie.
01:31Open your eyes.
01:33Everything's just gone to shit.
01:56It wasn't all that you needed.
01:59Meghan and Ramel are dumped, so very, very sad.
02:05Although on the plus side, Aleema wanted to avoid Ramel tonight, and that's going to be a piece of cake now.
02:11Every cloud, eh?
02:12I'm still not healing.
02:13I'm still not healing.
02:20Because you're the one I should be with.
02:23You're blessed, man.
02:25You're blessed.
02:27Keep your head up, bro.
02:30You're blessed.
02:32I can't believe it.
02:34My heart's frozen.
02:35All right.
02:36There's nothing you can do.
02:38Keep slaying for me, guys.
02:48Genuinely, like, I was, like, so happy the last couple of days.
02:51Just getting to know you.
02:52God, I don't even know what to do today, honestly.
02:59It's really rare that I would get the girl who I actually really, really wanted.
03:03Like, you want him for me?
03:05Yeah, I'll leave you.
03:08I have to give you this as well.
03:09I used to bring this home with you.
03:10It's been real, it's been love, and I wish the best to all of you.
03:39I love it every single one of you is.
03:42I'm going to miss you all.
03:43Love you, Robaya.
03:44Love you, Beckett.
03:45See you guys.
03:48My time in Nabila was fun, spontaneous.
03:52I don't regret anything I've done.
03:54The only thing I might change is, you know, actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy.
04:00Bit shit timing for me, personally, because, obviously, I was starting to see things through with Connor,
04:05and that was a tough goodbye, but it is what it is.
04:08It's over your hands.
04:09Oh, Megan, as well, mate.
04:26I can't believe that.
04:29Bro, I didn't even expect her to be in the bottom three, bro.
04:33You all right, Con?
04:34Yeah.
04:35I know you don't want to talk now, but just talk to us whenever you're ready, mate.
04:41Yeah.
04:42We all know how hard that is, mate.
04:46No.
04:46I feel so bad for Connor.
04:50That could have been any one of us.
04:52I thought it was me for sure.
04:55Why it's not you, babe?
04:56Your hair.
04:58Thankful.
04:59When Connor heard the news that Megan was leaving, his heart leapt right up to the top of his head, and apparently it got stuck there.
05:08I genuinely, like, 100%, hand on my head, firstly, do not think that anyone is going to come through that door who I fancy more with Megan.
05:20I feel like I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside, like, 100%.
05:24I genuinely think, like, I was looking at her all the time, like, the only thing I was thinking is, could you be my girlfriend, could you be my girlfriend, and every time I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
05:32There was nothing to say no.
05:33Yeah.
05:35Talk to me.
05:38So we're both in a shit place with our men.
05:40Yeah, we are.
05:42He sat here and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face and lied to my face.
05:46I know.
05:49You okay, my love?
05:50Oh, my God, he just grabbed Helen's waist.
05:57Oh, my God, I can't.
05:58He's given her more affection than you.
06:01Um, let's go.
06:04We're getting daggers.
06:05We're getting absolute daggers.
06:06Me and you?
06:06Yeah.
06:07It's actually a piss take.
06:08I hate men.
06:09They'll go to the hideaway together.
06:11How are you feeling?
06:13Yeah, I feel all right.
06:14Just shit, do we lose him again?
06:16Yeah.
06:17He's the closest friend in here, isn't it?
06:19Mm-hmm.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Oh, my God, he's such an idiot.
06:22I would say maybe he's getting confused with the red dresses, but he knows what he's doing.
06:27I just wanted to check you.
06:28It was okay.
06:29Yeah, I'm good.
06:30Yeah?
06:31Oh, my God, look at them.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:35She, like, had her head on his shoulder and stuff.
06:40Oh, God.
06:41How do you feel about the whole, obviously, Tony situation as well?
06:46I was basically just making out that, like, I broke girl code and stuff like that, but I was thinking, but you're not really my girl in here.
06:52I'd be making girl code if I did it to, like...
06:54Your close girl, didn't I?
06:55No.
06:55I don't want her name on Megan or Emily.
06:57No.
06:57But, like, them, like, they're not my mates.
06:59What was she saying to you?
07:00Um, she expected me to, like, pull her and tell her first.
07:04I'm like, why was I ever going to do that, you know what I mean?
07:07I'm like, that's what I was saying to her.
07:09I was like, I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you
07:12and preempt that I might be going to the hideaway.
07:14And I'm like, and we might kiss.
07:15Yeah, that's what I was like.
07:17You were saying this like I was aware of this whole thing.
07:20They don't even look good together.
07:22Just let them do their thing.
07:23If they crack on, then they're out the way.
07:25You don't have to think about them.
07:27I thought, I mean, I don't know, I don't worry.
07:29Do they?
07:30I think so.
07:32I just think she went about it the wrong way.
07:34You're never going to want to go strawberry picking again, are you?
07:36No.
07:37I can take you this time, will you?
07:39I'm welcome.
07:41Me and my whole day.
07:43I'm sick to my stomach.
07:45I know, just let them do their thing.
07:47Yeah, one hug a day.
07:48Yeah, one hug a day.
07:52He's shown his true colours now.
07:55He's the dumbass in this situation.
07:56They can go be happy together.
07:57Yeah, they can be happy together.
08:02What's happening?
08:03What's happening, player?
08:04Chilling.
08:05Still head scrambled though, man.
08:06See, I like them both, innit?
08:07It's no good for both of them, but it's good for you.
08:08Like, I've been there, mate.
08:09I've been there before.
08:10I still didn't want to talk to Tyrone.
08:11Hello.
08:12Hello, my darling.
08:13Are you coming to join us?
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Not bad squad.
08:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:19Except me.
08:20Why am I talking to that squad?
08:21Are you friends now?
08:22Friends?
08:23Yeah.
08:24Have you apologised?
08:25To...
08:26Tony?
08:27No, I'm not apologised.
08:28But I want to give a time, like, I don't want to be all up in the space after I've just
08:49told her I've kissed another girl.
08:50I thought she was time away from me. I don't think she wants to hear from me, though.
08:53All she's seeing is, oh, he's made his choice very clear,
08:56and he's cracking on with Helen and everything's been fair.
08:58It does look like that.
08:59I don't think she wants to talk to me right now, though.
09:01I think she would have appreciated an apology.
09:03Obviously, you're coupled up together.
09:06She's been stood up, cos she says a lot to her, doesn't she?
09:08No, I didn't want her to go home at all.
09:10Have you said that to her?
09:12No, I've not had a... She's not a mind reader.
09:13I've not had a conversation with her. Exactly.
09:15I was going to let the dust settle, and then tomorrow I'll go back to her.
09:19So, if you wouldn't let the dust settle, you wouldn't have spoke to Helena either, would you?
09:22It wasn't about our situation, though.
09:24I was just checking, she was OK, cos her best friend's just left.
09:26Tony was just about to leave.
09:28Yeah, but...
09:29It looks like you're picking.
09:31If you're saying you're not picking, it looks like it.
09:35You on Swabsworth?
09:36Yeah.
09:37I'm going to send Yaz over to you, man.
09:39Don't do that.
09:43Just be calm.
09:44No, no, no, no, no.
09:46Be calm, no, no, no, be calm, deep breaths, deep breaths.
09:48I'm trying.
09:49Can we have a chat?
09:50I don't want your petty chat.
09:51Huh?
09:52I don't want your petty chat.
09:53What do you mean?
09:54I don't need you to have to listen to other people to come chat to me.
09:56It's not a petty chat.
09:57Yes, can you give us a sec, please?
09:58Yeah.
10:03Should I sit here?
10:04Tony, calm down.
10:05You okay?
10:06I'm fine.
10:07I'm just coming over to see if you're okay.
10:08Go ahead.
10:09Say what you're going to say.
10:10You don't want to hear it.
10:11You just sat there touching on her.
10:12I was checking she was okay.
10:13Because her best friend just left.
10:14You would think you would check on the girl you're coupled up with first.
10:15I didn't know you wanted to talk to me.
10:16I just said the same to Shakira.
10:17Okay.
10:18Because it makes me feel better that you're talking to her.
10:19How do you expect me to react when the last conversation we had, I just told you I've kissed another person and you brought...
10:36And I just stood up there about to go home and you go check on her.
10:39You just walked away.
10:40The same girl that you just kissed in the hideaway.
10:42You sound stupid.
10:43You're not even sorry.
10:44I don't need to say I'm sorry.
10:46I'm saying I'm sorry for making you upset.
10:48And then you continue to do so.
10:50But we're open and I'm not sorry for exploring a connection because I've told you so many times that we are still open.
10:54Exploring a connection and taking a girl to the hideaway and kissing her a day after we go on a date.
10:59I'm sorry for making you upset.
11:01Do you accept my apology?
11:04No.
11:05That's not how you apologize to people.
11:08When we said repeatedly we're open.
11:11There's a difference between open and disrespectful.
11:14And you've disrespected me tonight.
11:16I'll speak to you later or something.
11:19I see a man in the mirror.
11:27I see a bird I'll figure.
11:29Poor Megan.
11:31One minute Maya Jamma from Love Islands asking her to choose Connor or Tommy.
11:35The next Mandy from EasyJet asking her to choose the Tapas Snackbox or Pringles.
11:41For the rest of them though, it's time for bed.
11:44How could this have happened?
11:47I'm feeling abandoned.
11:50I'm breaking up.
11:53There's one thing with being open and there's another with being disrespectful and you're being disrespectful.
11:59He had so many opportunities today to just be open with you.
12:03I do feel bad for Connor though.
12:05I know.
12:06He made it clear since day one he liked Megan and he finally got there with her and then she's gone.
12:12No way did anyone expect Megan.
12:14I'm done with thinking about it but my heart won't allow it.
12:20I'd rather be numb.
12:23I'd rather be numb.
12:25I'd rather be numb.
12:28Won't somebody take this pain and make it all just go away.
12:34What a night guys.
12:36It's just a weird feeling and obviously with Rubell as well.
12:39Like, he was like, it bothers me.
12:40I really, really look up to him.
12:42Even though like, you know, things didn't work out, he was still a big part of my love island journey.
12:47So I just wish him all the best.
12:49Con, what about you mate?
12:51It was a tough night for you, isn't it?
12:53Obviously.
12:54I talked to her upstairs, yeah, but there's so many things that I didn't get to say.
12:57You don't realise, do you, how close we all are and how easy it is for just a day.
13:03It is for just one person to be gone, for it to be impacted.
13:07Yeah.
13:08I don't know.
13:10Night time.
13:12I'm always thinking about it but my heart won't allow it.
13:18I'd rather be numb.
13:21I'd rather be numb.
13:23To all the pain that has found me.
13:27Cause it's all around me.
13:30I'd rather be numb.
13:32I'd rather be numb.
13:34I'd rather be numb.
13:36Ooh, I wish I was numb.
13:42I wish I would, I wish I was numb.
13:48Now.
13:59Whoever knows I need your priscades.
14:01Whoever you go, hell I'll be straight.
14:03Back to those demons that I know.
14:06Back to the little me before you.
14:09Several islanders have just spent a night in bed with someone who thinks they're a complete and utter waste of space, which is unpleasant.
14:19But also a handy dry run for marriage.
14:22Morning.
14:23Morning.
14:24Morning.
14:25Sleep, okay?
14:27Morning.
14:28Go on, how are you feeling?
14:30I don't know, really.
14:32Yeah, I suppose I have to just move on.
14:34I'm running from myself, running from my mind.
14:38Morning.
14:42I think last night was such a heavy night.
14:44Like, everyone's slept on things now.
14:46Hopefully everyone can sort things today, because you don't know when it's your last year.
14:52Never knows I need your escape.
14:55Never you go, hell I'll be straight.
14:57Back to those demons that I knew.
14:59Back to that beat before you.
15:01It's not like an emotional rollercoaster.
15:14Is that my coffee?
15:18Perfect.
15:19You're welcome.
15:20Never knows I need your escape.
15:22Never you go, hell I'll be straight.
15:24Back to those demons that I knew.
15:26Back to that beat before you.
15:30We've got one missing on this day bed today.
15:32I know.
15:33It doesn't make sense.
15:34It doesn't make sense.
15:35It must have been about Tommy's situation.
15:37Yes, Ramal left as well.
15:39But I feel like we knew that was going to go one way or the other.
15:42Yeah.
15:43How do you feel now you slept on it, Colin?
15:45Obviously, big one for you last night.
15:47Megan's a fucking...
15:49That's a sick name, man, really.
15:51I don't know if someone's going to come in that I feel like that about.
15:56What about you, G?
15:57What's the plan of action, mate?
15:58Obviously, you've just seen two go home.
16:00Out of nowhere, almost.
16:01Yeah.
16:02The guys going home last night made me realise that you just can't sit and wait around, really.
16:07You've got to do what you want to do.
16:09So, yeah, I think today I'm going to turn up the heat on Yaz.
16:16Yeah, nice.
16:17Long, long night.
16:18I don't regret anything I did.
16:20Well, she wasn't nicely in tone upset, man.
16:23She just thought me taking Helena to the hideaway right in front of her face before even speaking
16:28to her that night was just a bit rash.
16:31So, what's your plan of action for today?
16:33I think I'm just going to speak to both of them, bro.
16:35That's what you need to do, bro.
16:36You're here to explore connections.
16:37Don't pull him.
16:38He's going to pull you for the chat today.
16:40So, when he does talk to me, what the fuck am I supposed to say?
16:43You've shouted at him yesterday, today, just speak calmly.
16:46Do you know what I mean?
16:47You already know, like, oh, that behaviour's not what I would want in a man.
16:51I hate shit vibes in here.
16:53I need to speak to Harrison, though, because, like...
16:55Divising groups.
16:56I need to know what he's actually doing with Tony now.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Because he's coming to me and he's being all cuddly and kissy and stuff.
17:03But I don't want to be cuddling and kissing him.
17:06Like, I understand for her, like, yeah, it's shit at the end of the day.
17:10When you like a boy and, obviously, he's more open than you are,
17:14it's really shit.
17:15Like, I can sympathise in that sense, but I just don't like her calling you,
17:18like, weird, calling you a bitch, like...
17:20Do you know what I mean?
17:21I don't have to lower myself to be shouting across the fucking garden.
17:23No, you don't.
17:25What about you, mate?
17:26How things are you?
17:27Yeah, yeah, no, I just think I'm grateful to be here, boys.
17:29I stood up there yesterday.
17:31I fled each other.
17:32I didn't feel like it was my time.
17:34But, look, I'm excited where things are going with Shakira.
17:37She does love to get involved in, um...
17:39Yeah, it's getting a bit too much now for my liking.
17:41Everything.
17:42I'm close with Shakira, but it's getting a bit too much for my liking now.
17:44It's everything that goes on here.
17:46She's in the middle of it.
17:47It's just, and I don't really know how to handle it.
17:50Like, I don't love it, do you know what I mean?
17:52But it's not going to put me off her.
17:54The trees in this villa grow so fast.
18:00One minute, nothing.
18:01The next minute, they're coming through the walls.
18:03Look, no tree.
18:04Boom!
18:05Tree!
18:06Spanish minacle grow is something else.
18:08Giorgio?
18:09Yeah?
18:10Do you want to go for a chat?
18:11Let's go.
18:12Where do you want to go?
18:13Should we go mini fire pit?
18:14Mini, yeah.
18:15Let's go.
18:16Enjoy getting cooked.
18:17Get nice and sweaty.
18:19How are you feeling today?
18:26Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.
18:28I feel like last night was such a heavy night for everyone.
18:32Oh yeah, there was so much going on.
18:33I know.
18:34And you weren't involved in the drama at all.
18:35I know, and I feel like two people going home and stuff.
18:37Yeah.
18:38But you've kind of, you've walked in at like such a...
18:40Crazy time.
18:41Mental time.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Everyone's saying about how, like, nice you are and how...
18:46Oh, I don't want people to think I'm nice.
18:48You know how much they're like, they actually think you're a nice person.
18:51Yeah, yeah.
18:52I'm very, very comfortable on my own.
18:54Yeah.
18:55But I don't want to be on my own.
18:56Mm.
18:57Like, I want, I want to find someone to do life with.
19:01Yeah.
19:02That's nice.
19:03Use what you want.
19:04What about you as well?
19:05You're obviously...
19:06Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of like, yeah, single.
19:08Well, I'm still coupled up with Ben.
19:09So what are your thoughts like?
19:10What are your thoughts like?
19:11What are you like as a sleeper?
19:12Do you snort?
19:13I do like a cuddle.
19:14Yeah, cuddles nice.
19:15I don't snort.
19:16Do you like to pillow talk in bed?
19:17I do, yeah.
19:18It feels like complete alone time.
19:20Oh, it does, doesn't it?
19:21Like when you're just, it's just you and the other person.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Like the build up to that.
19:25Oh my God, yeah.
19:26The tension's the best part.
19:27Do you know what?
19:28I think teasing's actually probably my favourite thing to do.
19:30Do you?
19:31Yeah, I think building up the tension is like the best thing ever.
19:34So you're proper teased.
19:35Yeah, I know.
19:36It's quite naughty, but that's just me to do this.
19:38Why?
19:39That's the worst.
19:40I know, it's torture, isn't it?
19:41How about getting teased yourself?
19:42I like it both ways.
19:43Do you?
19:44Yeah.
19:45How did you, what's like you and Harrison, Tony?
19:50I probably would like to speak to Tony, but I just want to give her a bit of space and stuff.
19:54I think with someone like, even yesterday, obviously she's IRA, like things will be said about her and stuff.
20:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:01But at the same time, like I do completely get where she's coming from.
20:04Like it is shit when you're having, like, you think you're in a really good headspace.
20:08But from my perspective, it's him.
20:11His age plays a little bit into this at the moment.
20:13So I think like, like people are like, he's 22, you just need to be honest in these situations.
20:20Tony, Tony, Tony.
20:24Am I safe to sit here?
20:27Go for it.
20:29How are you?
20:33Fine.
20:34Are you still mad about the whole situation?
20:37No, it makes me feel so good.
20:42I thought maybe if you had a sleep on it, you'd be able to, you'd come out of the madness stage.
20:49Can you tell me how you're feeling without a sarcastic answer, please?
20:55Horrible.
20:56Horrible.
20:57Stupid.
20:59Embarrassed.
21:04I just think where we're not like seeing eye to eye is that we've said we're open.
21:10I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself.
21:12Open and disrespect are two different things.
21:16You disrespected me last night.
21:18She can have you, bro.
21:19I'm not going to have you make me look like an idiot.
21:24So what are you saying you're done?
21:25I mean, Harrison, come on.
21:27I'm not a love triangle ass bitch.
21:32I'm way too good for that.
21:33It could have been civil between them.
21:34He could have told her how he felt.
21:35They could have, like, left it as friends.
21:36But now she feels like he's mugged her off and she's embarrassed.
21:37Do you know what I mean?
21:38Please don't get upset.
21:39I just hate looking like an idiot.
21:40You don't look like an idiot.
21:41Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:42You don't look like an idiot at all?
21:43Go on.
21:44OK.
21:45Don't be upset.
21:46Easy for you to say.
21:47Tommy and Giorgio are baring their souls.
21:50And those souls are looking lovely.
21:51That's what I'm saying.
21:52I don't know.
21:53Please don't get upset.
21:54Please don't get upset.
21:55I just hate looking like an idiot.
21:56You don't look like an idiot.
21:57Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:58You don't look like an idiot at all?
21:59Go on.
22:00OK.
22:01Don't be upset.
22:02Easy for you to say.
22:04Tommy and Giorgio are baring their souls and those souls are looking lovely.
22:17That's the magic of an Ian Sterling pedicure.
22:19Go to my website for further details.
22:21Obviously you come into a situation like this.
22:23Yeah.
22:24And every conversation that you have with a girl would technically be like a date on the outside.
22:31Yeah.
22:32You could go for a drink and have a chat with someone for an hour.
22:34Yeah.
22:35And then you wouldn't see them for like a week or so.
22:36Yeah.
22:37But then that evening you're then having another chat with someone.
22:39Yeah.
22:40For another hour.
22:41And you're just getting to know them a bit more.
22:42Like knocking down a few more pegs.
22:43And then that night you're all spending the night in the same bed.
22:45Yeah.
22:46Exactly.
22:49Oi!
22:50Go Tex!
22:51Oi oi!
22:53Islanders, pucker up as it's time to show your true feelings in a game of snog marry pie.
22:59Hey I'm expecting a few pies today but I'm actually here for it.
23:00Yeah.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Yeah.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:20I'm in trouble.
23:21Ben's in serious trouble.
23:22I'm in trouble bro.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Snog, Maw and Poo.
23:25I'm expecting a few pies today but I'm actually here for it.
23:27Ah I'm fucking buzzing.
23:28I don't know what I'm going to part.
23:29I'm going to part make it but she ain't it.
23:31It's about to be good.
23:32It's about to be good.
23:33It's about to be good.
23:34It's about to be good.
23:36It's about to be good.
23:37It's about to be good.
23:40It's about to be good.
23:41Everyone wins with Snog Marry Pie, the audience gets a Love Island classic, the Islanders
23:58get to speak their minds, and I get to sit back and do bugger all for the entire game.
24:03Win-win.
24:04This could be anyone.
24:05Give them a big fat snog.
24:07The Islanders each choose one person to snog.
24:10Oh, he's still going, he's still going!
24:24So I've decided to snog this boy, because he's easy on the eyes and there's no one else
24:28in here that would like to snog at the moment.
24:29Nah, it was a good kiss.
24:31Maybe more tonight.
24:32Send prayers, y'all.
24:35Then choose one person to marry.
24:37I can't believe I've got my knees.
24:38Yeah, yeah, he can have all the rings on his hands.
24:41So I've decided to marry this boy because I think I really like the way he carries himself
24:45in the villa.
24:46Out of all the boys here, he's the only one who's not made a girl upset yet.
24:49That's nice, innit?
24:51And of course, Eddie on.
24:59One person to pie.
25:04I wonder who she's going to go to.
25:06Shut up.
25:07I have no idea.
25:08I'm just going to kiss you, so.
25:22What's your reasoning?
25:23I've seen the way you move in the villa, like the way you speak to women and about women,
25:27and I don't like that, so.
25:28I got it!
25:29Woo!
25:30Woo!
25:31Woo!
25:32The boy can't keep B.
25:34Come on!
25:35Go on, Abigail!
25:36Woo!
25:37Go on, my Barbie girl!
25:38This is exciting, isn't it, man?
25:40I ain't still young.
25:41Where the hell would she go?
25:42Nobody knows.
25:43Nobody knows.
25:44Ain't the first time, cause I've seen her before.
25:47Oh!
25:48Oh!
25:49Well done, House!
25:50Go on, Ace.
25:51Go on, Ace.
25:52Smell a perfume as you walk through the door.
25:55I wanna know where the hell would she go?
25:57I snogged this boy because it's been a while, and I just wanted to test the waters.
26:03How were the waters?
26:04Choppy?
26:05I'll let you know, though, yeah.
26:06Yeah, I know you ain't coming to me.
26:13No.
26:14Oh!
26:15Go for it, girls.
26:17I chose to marry this boy because he kissed me in the hideaway last night, and that's
26:22marriage material.
26:23It's a means of marriage.
26:25Good answer.
26:26Good answer.
26:27Good answer.
26:39Bouncing it.
26:40Don't drop it.
26:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:42Oh!
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:45Oh!
26:46Oh!
26:47I pied G because he took the pie last night really well, so I knew that he would take
26:51it well again today.
26:58Come on, George!
26:59Yes, Akira!
27:04So many choices.
27:06Roll his hands, eh?
27:08Why is he still falling for it?
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh!
27:11Okay!
27:12You might be blowin' up
27:19Ooh, okay!
27:20So I snogged this boy, cos obviously I fancy the pants off him.
27:24Maybe he's not quite husband material yet, but we're getting there.
27:28Rings, rings, rings!
27:33Oh, it's got to be for my con!
27:35Come on!
27:41I actually think Connor is hubby material.
27:44And yeah, I think any girl would be lucky to marry him.
27:47Love you, Shakira.
27:49Save some for the rest of us, though.
27:51Ooh, look how high he is.
27:53Come on, girl.
28:01Check!
28:05So I decided to pair this boy, just in case it weren't clear the first time.
28:09I think he still thinks he's in with a chance, so...
28:12Yeah, just thought I'd let the knobhead know.
28:14It's no good at all.
28:16It was only the other day you said that,
28:18I knew I wasn't even trying it with you, and Harry both said that,
28:20so, again, that's a bullshit comment from you.
28:22I've heard things from other people.
28:23So contradict yourself and come back to me?
28:24No, no, no, no, I never said that, but I heard it on the grapevine bed, so...
28:30Go, Ben!
28:32Go, Ben!
28:33The way you're all looking at me.
28:48I've decided to snog this boy because he's my man and I wouldn't want to snog any of yous.
28:54Imagine that.
29:01My tom-tom.
29:02Oh, nice one, Meg.
29:07I've decided to marry this boy because he's my tom-tom and I'd protect him at all costs, and he's just lovely.
29:13It's lovely.
29:14Oh, love you, Meg.
29:15Look at all the glow, sexy, yeah, you glow.
29:20Come on, Meg!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:36Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:39Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:44I've decided to pie this boy because the way he's been speaking to girls, I just don't like it.
29:45I don't think it's very respectful.
29:47Sorry, I had to chew someone and I know you'll take it.
29:51Don't worry about it.
29:56I'm gonna put the hands.
30:15I decided to kiss this boy because he's one of the only that I haven't yet, and you looked
30:19good last night.
30:20I want to marry this boy because he may not be anymore, but he was St. Connor when he
30:34was coupled up with me.
30:38Thank you, Toni.
30:39Of course.
30:40Appreciate it.
30:41You're not even worth it.
30:54Harrison, I chose to pie you because I thought you were sweet as pie, but it seems like you're
31:08just like the rest of them.
31:10I thought I was a little bit better from you.
31:11That's what it is, man.
31:12Who's the lucky boy?
31:13In case you haven't noticed, when everybody's tired, cameo, tell me.
31:37I kissed this boy because I've really been enjoying getting to know him, and he just
31:44really knows how to treat a girl.
31:46Cute.
31:47She's the only girl in the villa that I really fancy in a minute, so it was nice to have
31:54a little kiss with her.
31:55I would like to marry this boy because he's always there for me when I need him, and he
32:00just treats my Meg the best he could.
32:02Come on.
32:03It's going to be the nicest pie ever, bro, so it'll be sweet.
32:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:05She'll probably feed it to me.
32:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:07Come on, get Connor's ass back.
32:08You're going to take it like a man?
32:09Go on, give it to me.
32:10Oh, man.
32:11What a respectful pie.
32:13I chose to pie this boy for obvious reasons.
32:34It's all done now.
32:35Welcome them.
32:36I'm so iconic.
32:37Warriors!
32:39I've decided to snog this boy because
33:08I had a nice chat with him earlier, and I just wanted to see if he was a good kisser, which he is.
33:15Does your G that?
33:17Sweet man.
33:19Really, yeah.
33:20Of course.
33:22Another ring.
33:23Turn into Hugh F now.
33:28He's such a darling.
33:29He's the sweetest man ever, and he's husband material thrown through.
33:33Oh, it doesn't. Cheers, yeah?
33:35No.
33:36When this goes on me, does anyone want any of that?
33:39Harlow on, girls.
33:40Last one, girls.
33:41Who is this going to be for?
33:43It's fucking mental.
33:44He's got to be Ben.
33:46I don't know.
33:47Open your eyes.
33:48No.
33:49Open your eyes.
33:50No.
33:51No, no, open your eyes.
33:52No, because it's going to go in my eyes, or no?
33:53Open your eyes.
33:54Good boy.
33:55I don't know.
33:56Oh.
33:57It's going to be him.
33:58It's in.
33:59Oh.
34:00Oh.
34:01Oh.
34:02Oh.
34:03Oh.
34:04Oh.
34:05Oh.
34:06Oh.
34:07Oh.
34:08Oh.
34:09Oh.
34:10Oh.
34:11Oh.
34:12Oh.
34:13Oh.
34:14Oh.
34:15Oh.
34:16Oh.
34:17I hate to pie this boy, because I don't like the way he is treated Tony.
34:21I feel like he has mugged her off, and at the end of the day, if you fuck with my friends,
34:24you get a pie to the face.
34:26How have I mugged her off though?
34:28What do you mean?
34:29How have I mugged her off?
34:30Last night?
34:31I've been telling it for the last 10 days that I'm open to get to her.
34:32No you haven't.
34:33Yes.
34:34You had every single scene.
34:35Tony, how many times have I told you you were open?
34:36Open and disrespectful are two different things, pal.
34:38I'm open, so.
34:39I'm open so you have a bit you're open, but you haven't been transparent, and that's the problem
34:42I'm not gonna argue with you. I'm not gonna argue with you. Let's fork off then. Yeah, I will fuck off
34:49Can't believe you got caught in crossfire
35:09It's time for the boys to do some pieing people actually pay good money to watch familiar faces getting pied
35:16I go through ten cans of squishy cream a night on my only fans
35:39I Kissed this girl because she's the only person I would want to kiss
35:53I bet to marry this girl because I think she's amazing. I think she's beautiful inside and out
35:59And I think that anybody will be lucky to have her
36:04Load it up load it up
36:09Don't go too hard
36:19Respectful
36:21I'm pieing this girl because I've already pieed her once so I thought I'd pie her twice
36:25What a great reason
36:27When did he ever pie me before? I was too busy in the hideaway with his best mate Harry so I wasn't thinking about you Dajon
36:39Gonna take it down enough for you to cry
36:41And I still don't know
36:43And I still don't know
36:45Hard times
36:47Hard times
36:49I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry
36:57There's definitely a lot less now
36:59We haven't kissed in a while so I thought I'd give it another try
37:05It's awkward
37:07Oh no
37:09No
37:10No
37:11No good whatsoever
37:15Oh god
37:17I would have married this girl if she said yes because I think in the week we've been coupled up together
37:23She's shown a lot of qualities I look for in a partner
37:25I am getting second hand in by this man get up
37:27I'm getting second hand in by this man get up
37:29And I still don't know
37:31And I still don't know how I even survive
37:33Hard times
37:35Hard times
37:36Hard times
37:37Hard times
37:38You weren't expecting that
37:39Why did you do M?
37:40I chose to pie this girl because I don't really think we've built up any kind of friendship in it
37:44And I'm always wary of a girl that's too nice
37:47That's interesting
37:48You okay I am?
37:49Yeah I'm fine
37:50It's just a bit of a prick answer to be fair
37:52Who are these gorgeous girls lined up?
37:56This girl's lined up
38:01Ha ha ha
38:02I wonder what would have been me right?
38:04Oh
38:05See me lying on the couch
38:07Popcorn flowing out the bowl
38:09Stop putting on the show for me baby
38:11Cause you got it going on
38:13I kissed this girl because you're a pretty girl
38:16You know I'm interested in you and we haven't had a kiss yet
38:23Why am I putting it?
38:25Next one
38:26Next one yeah
38:31I want to marry this girl
38:32Everyone can see it in here
38:33You're worthy material
38:34You're genuine
38:35You're pure hearted
38:36And you deserve to find someone in here
38:39Go on give it a shake Ben
38:43There's so many of you I could get you now
38:45There's so many of you I could do you right now
38:47Can't stop one stop
38:48Gotta have it
38:49Gotta have it
38:50Gotta have it
38:51Gotta have it
38:52Gotta have it
38:53Can't stop one stop
38:54Woo
38:55Gotta have it
38:56Gotta have it
38:57I play this girl
38:58Cause I think you and your friends attitude all stinks
39:00I think you always try and get yourself caught up and everyone else's business
39:04Shouting across the garden
39:06Being a mouthful when we called on day one
39:08I just think you're not the kind of girl I go for
39:10Okay
39:11Well done
39:12B
39:13B
39:14Dick head
39:19He's so cute
39:20He's so cute
39:21He's so cute
39:22He kisses him
39:23Yeah he's kissing him isn't he
39:24Come on him
39:32Cream on your nose
39:33I'll try to snog this girl because she's a salt
39:37She's got all the attributes that I look for in a girl
39:39Yeah I just wanted to snog her
39:41Aww
39:42I swear the marriage one's way better lads
39:44Wow
39:45Hey
39:46I chose to marry this girl because I think she's been nothing but respectful
39:55And in every situation she's been in
39:57I just think she's a really sweet lovely girl
39:59Yeah
40:00There she is
40:01There we go
40:02There's no white feelings I'll get on with all of you
40:05I've had shit somewhere
40:06It's the stinks of Tony
40:12Come on them
40:13What?
40:15No Shakira I love you but just in situations this fiery confrontational side shoe I don't like
40:25But that's the only reason I can give you a really nice girl
40:28Oh my gosh
40:29Thanks Sue
40:30That's my kid
40:31I'm the new addition and fresh off the shelf
40:35Just going straight to Yaz
40:37I chose to snog this girl because we've had a couple of good conversations over the last couple of days
40:50And I'm keen to see where they're going to go
40:52I light it up
40:53I light it up
40:54Just like a rock star
40:55Oh it's a bit messy
40:56Yeah I'mma blow your mind
40:58I get what it's mine
41:01I chose to marry this girl because I think you've got a heart of gold and your smile lights up the villa
41:07Awwww so cute
41:08Awwww so cute
41:13Oh that looks juicy
41:20I fucking knew that
41:22It was obvious wasn't it
41:23I got a free ticket
41:25Can't stop won't stop
41:27Fair play
41:28I chose to pie this girl because she pied me last night and since coming back here it's been a bit of a non-starter
41:35It was the only chance that Georgia was ever actually going to get to pie me so he fucking ran with it and fair play to him
41:42I chose to snog this girl because I just think she's the fittest girl in the villa and just wanted to do it
42:12Yeah
42:13Oh ho ho
42:14Disrespect
42:15Oh I see you
42:16Oh thanks Con
42:20I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice and she gives good advice
42:26I think I tend to lose my head sometimes so she'll be able to keep me in check
42:29Thanks Con that was cute
42:31Do you bang?
42:33Yeah
42:34Yeah
42:35So
42:36There's aandelion
42:37Her
42:38And
42:39This
42:40Who
42:41Who
42:42Who
42:43What
42:44Who
42:45Who
42:46Who
42:47Who
42:48Who
42:49Who
42:50Who
42:51Who
42:52You
42:53Who
42:54Who
42:55Who
42:56Who
42:57Who
42:58Who
42:59You
43:00Who
43:01Who
43:02He
43:02Who
43:03So I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night and I just
43:25wanted to do it again man.
43:26Good kiss.
43:27He's dropping salt anytime he's wearing.
43:43So I wanted to marry Tony because I feel like we've had a great ten days together but now
43:48I'm not so sure because I feel like you're twisting my words and not telling the girls
43:52the full story.
43:55Divorce?
43:56Do what you want man.
43:58I already buried it.
43:59Yeah literally I'm marrying her then.
44:01Yeah use it up boys, use it up, use it up.
44:04That's crazy.
44:08Nice.
44:22So I chose to find this girl because I feel like she's always in my business and always
44:35telling me off.
44:36But obviously she knows what I love man but that's my reason.
44:39Fuck off.
44:41it's seven months.
44:42Yeah.
44:43If you want to make sure that I was sneaking up.
44:46If you want to make sure that I'm into a big essa.
44:48I've uma foda.
44:49A perfect fit for my golden egg.
44:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:51I feel like if I can pull the gai, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:52But if I can pull the gai, yeah.
44:53I feel like it's over my head.
44:54I feel like it's over there.
44:55I feel like no, it's over there.
44:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:58You can't forget it, yeah, yeah.
44:59It's so slow on me.
45:00While the Snog Mary Pie challenge was fun for some,
45:06it's all proved a bit too much for Shakira.
45:11What's going on through your mind, girl?
45:13Why the fuck?
45:14What are you saying?
45:16Fucking idiots.
45:17Let them have each other.
45:18I just feel so overwhelmed right now.
45:22How's Snog with Harry?
45:25Unfinished business.
45:26Yeah.
45:27I mean, it is unfinished business.
45:29It's pretty fucking obvious, isn't it?
45:31Mate, I was flying there.
45:33Got a kiss twice.
45:34You know what?
45:35I'll make a nice gesture to Shakira so I wouldn't marry her.
45:39It's gone right the other way, hasn't it?
45:42There's so much double standards.
45:43There's so much hypocrisy.
45:45Tommy's like, oh, I have to pick someone.
45:46No, but you still picked me, though.
45:48I'm like, I've never, ever said a bad word to him.
45:51Like, I've always been lovely to him.
45:54I just feel like, what the fuck?
45:55It's always one of us three.
45:58Exactly.
45:58They all lie to each other.
46:00Shakira, that's why they get along with each other.
46:03Yeah, but I'm sick of everyone painting me out to be something that I'm not.
46:07We all are.
46:08It's so exhausting, like, just because we're honest.
46:11I know.
46:12And, like, we don't say things behind people's bags, like, she's asking for trouble, oh, that's what they'll say.
46:20I can handle all of them being bitches when I've got a good thing with Harry, because at least that's good.
46:26Like, at least me and Harry are good.
46:27Yeah.
46:28If trouble comes heading away ever.
46:32And now everything's just gone to shit.
46:34And all because of her, shit's coming crashing the fuck down.
46:37Exactly.
46:38And she gets two wedding rings.
46:39Yeah.
46:39Fuck off.
46:40I know, I know.
46:40How can Helena take every person to the hideaway and then she's got a heart of gold and she's genuine?
46:51Like, what is genuine about that?
46:52Lay on the fire, lay on the fire, lay on the fire, like, it's so done.
46:59Thank you so much.

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