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00:02:29All right. What do we got here?
00:02:34It's a million dollars in cash.
00:02:37Graveyard stories, what's this supposed to be?
00:02:47Hosted by the sultry belladonna, ba-ba-boom.
00:02:51Hmm.
00:02:52No return address?
00:03:01Hmm.
00:03:31Look at this.
00:04:00Look at me.
00:04:01What a sad way to spend a Friday night.
00:04:05God, what happened to you, Carrie?
00:04:07Damn.
00:04:08Good evening, boys and ghouls.
00:04:12Welcome to the graveyard.
00:04:15Welcome to the darkness.
00:04:18My name is Bella Domino, and I'll be your guide this evening as we go through four stories
00:04:26of shock and suspense presented here for your viewing displeasure.
00:04:33If you put in the tape and made it this far, you must consider yourself a brave soul.
00:04:40Why else would you subject yourself to the diabolical horrors you are about to witness?
00:04:48You could have spent your evening differently.
00:04:51Or perhaps not.
00:04:52Perhaps you were drawn here by the mysterious and the macabre.
00:05:00Or because of an error made by the U.S. Postal Service.
00:05:03But I don't believe that to be the reason.
00:05:06Something darker brought you here.
00:05:08Something much more sinister.
00:05:10Something that can only be found in the darkness.
00:05:17And from the darkness is where our first tale emerges.
00:05:21And where my social life went to die.
00:05:27So sit back and relax while I conjure up your first tale.
00:05:32A little Christmas carol I like to call Sleigh Bells.
00:05:36Sleigh Bells.
00:06:06Sleigh Bells.
00:06:36Sleigh Bells.
00:09:10Hello.
00:09:11Hi, honey.
00:09:13Merry Christmas Eve.
00:09:15What can I do for you tonight, dear?
00:09:18I just want you to bring yourself and your adorable companion, of course.
00:09:25Now I've got everything here under control.
00:09:28I told you a million times at least I'm doing it for Grandma.
00:09:33I know she's dead.
00:09:34I'm doing it for her memory.
00:09:36Bentley, this is our first Christmas without her.
00:09:40Everything has to be perfect, including her famous custard pie with the flaky crust, which
00:09:45I'm going to burn if I don't take it out of the oven.
00:09:48Okay, darling.
00:09:49All right.
00:09:50You be careful tomorrow.
00:09:51I love you too.
00:09:52Bye-bye, hon.
00:09:53Perfect.
00:09:54Perfect.
00:09:55Perfect.
00:09:56Perfect.
00:09:57Perfect.
00:09:58Okay.
00:09:59Let's see here.
00:10:00Woo!
00:10:01That one.
00:10:08And eggs.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:12Eggs, eggs, eggs.
00:10:13Now our next mixer.
00:10:18Where's my mixer?
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Let me see here.
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:26Let me see here.
00:10:29Okay, let me see here.
00:10:32Got you.
00:10:35Oh, please.
00:10:45Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.
00:10:50Beverly, Beverly, Beverly.
00:10:59Everything will be okay, Mom.
00:11:20It's going to be perfect.
00:11:22Promise.
00:11:29In local news, three more bodies have been discovered in the Craven County area.
00:11:42Police sources say two of the victims appear to have been killed in the same manner, that being strangulation.
00:11:49The third, according to police, was more brutal than the others, and a weapon of some kind was used.
00:11:54At this point, police remain tight-lipped about a possible suspect or suspects, but this much is clear.
00:12:01It is dangerous out there this Christmas Eve, and all residents of Craven County have been instructed to stay inside unless an emergency arises.
00:12:10We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
00:12:13I got this.
00:12:22I can do this, Mom.
00:12:24I got this.
00:12:24I got this.
00:12:43I got this.
00:12:48I got this.
00:12:52I got this.
00:13:03I got this.
00:13:05Oh, my God.
00:15:35Merry Christmas.
00:15:36Be safe.
00:16:05oh my god are you kidding me oh Merry Christmas Beverly Merry Christmas you're out of gas
00:16:35okay
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:35Come on now.
00:17:54Come on.
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:21Come on.
00:18:28Come on.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:44Come on.
00:18:50Come on.
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:10Come on.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:28Come on.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:41Thank you so much.
00:19:43Oh, they saved me.
00:19:44I was so scared.
00:19:45I was so scared.
00:19:47It was you or me.
00:19:54It sure as hell wasn't going to be me.
00:20:00There's a room in this town for two of us.
00:20:15Merry Christmas.
00:20:32Merry Christmas.
00:20:33Merry Christmas.
00:20:37Merry Christmas.
00:20:38Merry Christmas.
00:20:39Merry Christmas.
00:20:40Merry Christmas.
00:20:41Merry Christmas.
00:20:42Merry Christmas.
00:20:43Merry Christmas.
00:20:44Merry Christmas.
00:20:45Merry Christmas.
00:20:46Merry Christmas.
00:20:47Merry Christmas.
00:20:48Merry Christmas.
00:20:49Merry Christmas.
00:20:50Merry Christmas.
00:20:51Merry Christmas.
00:20:52Merry Christmas.
00:20:53Merry Christmas.
00:20:54Merry Christmas.
00:20:55Merry Christmas.
00:20:56Merry Christmas.
00:20:57Merry Christmas.
00:20:58Merry Christmas.
00:20:59Merry Christmas.
00:21:00Merry Christmas.
00:21:01Merry Christmas.
00:21:02Merry Christmas.
00:21:03Merry Christmas.
00:21:04Merry Christmas.
00:21:05God, jeez, I just wanted to despise holidays.
00:21:29What the hell?
00:21:34I know I said it, right here.
00:21:45Okay, me is in the kitchen, I guess.
00:21:49God!
00:21:50Jesus!
00:21:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out.
00:21:53Sid, what the hell?
00:21:54What are you doing here?
00:21:55You invited me over, or did you forget already?
00:21:58I invited you to come hang out, not scare the shit out of me.
00:22:01God, you're a asshole.
00:22:02I didn't mean to scare you, honest.
00:22:04I'm that issue now.
00:22:06I brought pot.
00:22:07Oh, never mind.
00:22:09You know what?
00:22:10Sit down, stay a while.
00:22:11Take care.
00:22:13Alright, so what are we watching here?
00:22:16You know, it's the weirdest thing.
00:22:19I got this old tape in my mailbox today with no return address.
00:22:22Well, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
00:22:25I guess, that's what I thought too, but it's actually kinda creepy.
00:22:29Turn it back up.
00:22:30Fine redhead's giving me the feels.
00:22:32I should've hit you in the nuts.
00:22:34Welcome back, my pretties.
00:22:39Now that you've had your halls stacked, let's move on to the next story.
00:22:44I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine.
00:22:48He's always been a little down on his luck.
00:22:51Often ignored.
00:22:53Ridiculed by those around him.
00:22:56One particular day, he decided to do something nice for his friends.
00:23:01In the wise words of Tommy Two-Tone, for a good time call, the problem is, nobody ever called him.
00:23:13Ever.
00:23:14And when he called them, let's just say, things took a turn for the worse.
00:23:22He decided to take matters into his own hands.
00:23:26Deciding he would never be ridiculed again.
00:23:30Nobody would ever ignore Frank.
00:24:00Before that, I would never forget.
00:24:01No.
00:24:02He's so� jours there.
00:24:03I'm going to say a third time of his wife.
00:24:05It's a lord.
00:24:06Was a child last night, he said no.
00:24:08His wife is being a bitch.
00:24:09He's my boy.
00:24:10He loves a friend.
00:24:11He's banyak했다.
00:24:12He knows he looks like a woman.
00:24:13He knows he knows.
00:24:14He was a kid.
00:24:15He knows he knows.
00:24:16He knows he knows.
00:24:17He wants to be.
00:24:18He knows he knows.
00:24:19He knows he knows.
00:24:20He knows he knows he knows.
00:24:21He knows he knows when he cares.
00:24:22He knows he knows.
00:24:23He knows he knows.
00:24:24He knows he knows.
00:24:25He knows he knows he has single-time him.
00:24:27Hey, Dr. Zabry, you're here awfully early.
00:24:43Beatrice, you scared me.
00:24:45I'm sorry.
00:24:46I was just trying to finish up around here and I saw your light on.
00:24:49Well, I had some paper with ketchup on and then I thought I'd do some minor redecorating.
00:24:53Looks really nice in here.
00:24:54Very comfy.
00:24:55Thanks.
00:24:56Listen.
00:24:57It'll feel like a new place.
00:24:58Well, I'd better get out of here.
00:24:59It's time to hit the hay.
00:25:00I'm beat.
00:25:01Oh, yeah.
00:25:02No, absolutely.
00:25:03Go home.
00:25:04Get some rest.
00:25:05Oh, I'll try.
00:25:06Do you want me to lock the door on the way out?
00:25:07No, don't worry about it.
00:25:08People will be here soon enough anyway.
00:25:09All right, hon.
00:25:10You have a good day.
00:25:11You too.
00:25:26Don't worry.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18What do you want?
00:26:19What can I do?
00:26:20My name is Frank Lustig.
00:26:24Mr. Lustig, I'm very sorry, but I don't have any openings.
00:26:27I don't have any appointments.
00:26:28I really am going to have to ask you to leave.
00:26:31Listen, I need to talk to someone.
00:26:42Mr. Lustig, why is there a weapon in your hand?
00:26:46Mr. Lustig, if you want us to get anywhere, you're going to have to put the weapon away.
00:26:53Please.
00:27:06Mr. Lustig, what can I do for you today?
00:27:09What?
00:27:10Mr. Lustig, I just need to make a confession.
00:27:13Mr. Lustig, do you think perhaps a priest would be more appropriate?
00:27:17Mr. Lustig, no.
00:27:19A priest can't help me.
00:27:20Mr. Lustig, do you think that I can?
00:27:22Mr. Lustig, someone at work said that you were really good at listening to people and that you could really help them.
00:27:29Yes, technically, that is my job.
00:27:35I'm more curious what I can do for you today.
00:27:39I did something really bad last night.
00:27:42Really bad.
00:27:44I killed three people.
00:27:48Mr. Lustig, you're aware that I'm a state-mandated reporter and I'm going to have to tell the police about this.
00:27:54I know, I know, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key, I know that, but I have to tell someone.
00:28:01Are you sure you weren't in an accident?
00:28:04The blood could be your own, you don't look to be in your right mind.
00:28:08No, no, not an accident.
00:28:10The first was a co-worker,
00:28:14and then my neighbor and her lover, Rick.
00:28:18Let's say, um, hypothetically, that you did kill these people.
00:28:28Why did you do it?
00:28:30Well, it all started yesterday.
00:28:32I'm a meat cutter now at the plant,
00:28:35and I could not stay focused on my job.
00:28:37I just couldn't, I couldn't stay focused.
00:28:39I was just so fixated on this party I was going to throw,
00:28:42and that's all I could think about.
00:28:44That's all I could think about.
00:28:45That's all I could think about.
00:29:15That's all you had to take into consideration.
00:29:39and i'm wondering how much no one can i go
00:29:57i've been asleep i've been running i've been broken in the grave
00:30:01and i'm wondering how much no one can i go
00:30:05found her with another man
00:30:09i was thrown into confusion
00:30:13in the world i thought was as true
00:30:18nothing but illusion
00:30:22now i'm a liar i'm a loser i'm a bastard and a user
00:30:27no wonder how much slower can i go
00:30:30i've been beat i've been running i've been broken
00:30:34and afraid
00:30:35wondering how much slower can i go
00:30:38even though i know it's wrong
00:30:42i wish my pain upon the world
00:30:47i curse the lives of lucky men
00:30:51and to this man i hope they're
00:30:55i was once a good man
00:31:04now i'm living in this area
00:31:08i was once a good man
00:31:17now i'm living in this area
00:31:21cause i'm a liar i'm a loser i'm a bastard and abuser
00:31:28i'm wondering how much cooler
00:31:28and i'm wondering how much more
00:31:30and i'm wondering how much more
00:31:44americans
00:31:44or
00:31:49Where is everybody?
00:32:19Where is everybody?
00:32:47Where is everybody?
00:33:06Ariana, thank heavens you're here.
00:33:09Is everything alright? I came as soon as you sent for me.
00:33:12I believe you and your daughter are in great danger.
00:33:14Aurora? Why?
00:33:16It's because of Aurora's gift. Haven't you ever felt a presence when you're with her?
00:33:22Yes, but I had no idea what it was.
00:33:25I know you've heard stories for years about the other dimension that runs parallel to ours.
00:33:29The fairy tales? You expect me to believe those are true?
00:33:32They're not fairy tales. I've seen it. I've seen the other realm.
00:33:37This is impossible, Malcolm.
00:33:39It's not impossible. I've been there!
00:33:42I can't believe it. What does this have to do with Aurora?
00:33:45I created a portal that can send people from one dimension to the next.
00:33:52Aurora, she's a sender. She has the ability to transport herself and others from dimension to dimension without the use of a portal.
00:34:01And you want me to believe that?
00:34:03It's true! There's a dark evil. And he wants to take your daughter, harness her powers and use it to transport himself from dimension to dimension and control them.
00:34:12Well, what should I do with her?
00:34:16Take this map. It will guide you to the portal. I'll stay here and prepare the weapons.
00:34:22Send your daughter through the portal and then return here to me and we'll mount a counter-attack against our enemies.
00:34:27You need to go.
00:34:31Hello?
00:34:33Tommy?
00:34:34Hey, uh, yeah, Frank Lustig. Um, I just wondered if you remembered about the party tonight at my house.
00:34:42Yeah, I won't be able to make it tonight. Sorry about that.
00:34:47Oh, man. Oh, man. Look, I got all kind of food here and we can play games and hang out. It'd be a lot of fun, man.
00:34:56Yeah, I really wish I could.
00:34:58I really do. But I'm going to be heading out to the boss's work shin dig.
00:35:02I thought you told me yesterday that, you know, you could come. You'd be here.
00:35:07I told you I'd think about coming.
00:35:09I didn't say I would. I gotta go.
00:35:12Tommy?
00:35:13Tommy?
00:35:14Tommy?
00:35:15Tommy?
00:35:17Tommy?
00:35:18Tommy?
00:35:19Tim?
00:35:20Hello?
00:35:45Lydia, hey.
00:35:48It's, uh, spring.
00:35:50I just wonder if you're coming to my party tonight.
00:35:52I'm sorry, Frank.
00:35:54I made other plans tonight with Rick to go to the park or something.
00:35:58I totally forgot.
00:36:00When I ran into you yesterday down in the laundry room, you know, you said you were coming.
00:36:07Listen, Frank, you and I just aren't compatible.
00:36:12We're just in two different leagues.
00:36:15You understand?
00:36:17I understand.
00:36:18I understand.
00:36:18And, um, but listen, listen, um, so, um, I've got, um, one of your shirts here.
00:36:26You dropped it yesterday.
00:36:28And, uh, you know, I'm just, I'm kind of, kind of taking care of it for you.
00:36:33I thought you'd come pick it up or something.
00:36:37You know, you don't want to leave it here.
00:36:38I have a lot of clothes, Frank.
00:36:41Trust me.
00:36:42I don't need it back.
00:36:43No worries, really.
00:36:45Well, um, I mean, couldn't you at least just, just come by for a minute?
00:36:50Just, just one minute.
00:36:51I mean, we, we could have some drinks.
00:36:54Maybe you could eat a hot dog.
00:36:56You know, just, just a few minutes.
00:36:58It'd be fun.
00:36:59Have a nice evening, Frank.
00:37:00But, don't call me again, okay?
00:37:04You call me too much.
00:37:07Yeah.
00:37:09Bye, Frank.
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:12Oh, Livvy, Livvy.
00:37:22I really wish you would have come over tonight.
00:37:26I bet your skin is so soft.
00:37:31Mmm.
00:37:35Mmm.
00:37:38You know, I could have really done for you what those little boys never could.
00:37:42Mmm.
00:37:43Ah.
00:37:46Ah.
00:37:50Hmm.
00:37:51Hmm.
00:37:51Mm.
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:12Oh they all hate you Frank. They all hate you. You're an embarrassment. You're a weirdo.
00:38:33Your co-workers all hate you. Your boss hates you. The girl you love can't stand you.
00:38:45Well, I think I'm gonna play a little trick on all of them. I'm gonna show them. I'm gonna
00:38:53show them I'm not just sitting around feeling sorry for myself. No, no. But I won't hurt
00:39:01them. No, well, maybe just a little bit.
00:39:13So you set up this party for your friends and nobody showed up. Is that all? Is
00:39:25that all? Is that all? Really? I spent all this time getting the food and the drinks
00:39:32and the games ready and no one showed. And this was motivation enough to murder them?
00:39:41No, there was more to it than that. Okay, there's more to it than that. But that was just the
00:39:46last straw. How so? These people don't give a damn about me. They don't care. They don't
00:39:54care. I'm just so invisible to everyone. Well, let's unpack this, okay? Outside of this failed
00:40:05social experiment, if you were to try to make a friend, how would you go about doing that? I would
00:40:12just go up and say, hey, my name's Frank. You want to be friends? And in that case you would
00:40:20expect them to reciprocate, to respond. Yeah, I would expect that. But you know, they don't.
00:40:27They just ignore me. It's like, you know, they just look at me like I'm a freak. And they don't care.
00:40:34So, this is why you decided to go after them? Yeah, you know, I just wanted to get their attention,
00:40:46okay? And maybe scare them a little bit or something. I don't know. Maybe have a laugh
00:40:50for myself. And it just, it went horribly wrong. It went so bad.
00:40:59it's like, I mean, okay, I don't care.
00:41:09Hey, man.
00:41:13Hey, man.
00:41:15Hey, man.
00:41:22Hey, man.
00:41:27Hey, weirdo, what are you doing here?
00:41:37Thought you had your own little shed dig across town.
00:41:40Whoa, whoa, what the hell, dude?
00:41:43Well, you couldn't come to my party, but you could come to Mr. Owensby's party.
00:41:48Screw your party, asshole.
00:41:50Plus, I'm here scoring brownie points.
00:41:52You understand?
00:41:53Yeah, I understand.
00:41:55I understand. I understand you're a prick and a lousy friend.
00:42:00We ain't friends, Lustig. We never were.
00:42:03Oh, you're going to regret that, Tommy boy.
00:42:05You're going to regret saying that to me.
00:42:08I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come join the party.
00:42:10Oh, we're having a party, all right, and you're the guest of honor!
00:42:25You should have came to my party, Tommy.
00:42:28You should have came to my party.
00:42:30I couldn't control myself.
00:42:41Even after I had the upper hand, he still ridiculed me.
00:42:47It sounds like he was very cruel to you.
00:42:48But I don't think he deserved to die.
00:42:52Oh, he deserved to die.
00:42:54They all deserved to die the way they treated me.
00:42:59Well, what did you do next?
00:43:01Well, I went to see Olivia.
00:43:04I guess I saved the best for last.
00:43:08Now, Olivia, she's your neighbor, right?
00:43:09Well, she was my neighbor.
00:43:12And, uh, the, uh, love of my life.
00:43:16Does she know that?
00:43:17Know what?
00:43:18That, that you love her.
00:43:21I don't know. I don't know.
00:43:22I tried to talk to her about it.
00:43:24She just wouldn't listen.
00:43:27You know, she, she was so pretty.
00:43:30And her skin was so soft.
00:43:32And she smelled so good.
00:43:34And I just wanted her so badly.
00:43:36So, if you love her, then why did you supposedly hurt her?
00:43:47Because she deserved punishment.
00:43:49What?
00:44:00When the children come to bed
00:44:03I'll be leaving me
00:44:10The soul connection
00:44:13Sit next to me and rest your head Let's put on a song with a mellow melody
00:44:28What the hell?
00:44:29Stay here.
00:44:30Hey, who the hell are you?
00:44:38I'm nobody.
00:44:39Well then what the hell are you doing here?
00:44:41Oh, I just came to break up this little get-together.
00:44:44What do you need to get out of here, freak?
00:44:49Help!
00:44:50Why Frank?
00:44:51Why are you doing this?
00:44:57Why Frank?
00:44:58Why are you doing this?
00:45:02Because I love you, Olivia, and he's no good for you.
00:45:09I used to be with me.
00:45:12He's dead anyway.
00:45:13You're insane.
00:45:14You're insane.
00:45:15You're insane.
00:45:16You're insane.
00:45:17I've been watching you for years, ever since you moved in next door.
00:45:18And I gotta tell you, I want you.
00:45:22You're out of your mind, Frank.
00:45:23You're out of your mind, Frank.
00:45:24You're crazy.
00:45:25I'm crazy about you.
00:45:26You'll never have me.
00:45:27Well, I guess this is goodbye then, Livvy, because if I can't have you, no one ever will.
00:45:34I took that blade and I cut her.
00:45:59And I cut her.
00:46:01I cut her on the leg and the thigh.
00:46:07And it came up to her throat.
00:46:09And it was just a little cut at first.
00:46:11But then she started to bleed.
00:46:14And she bled all over herself.
00:46:17And all over me.
00:46:19And there was blood everywhere.
00:46:21And the seats in the car.
00:46:24It was just covered in blood.
00:46:26No, Frank, no.
00:46:27You said enough.
00:46:29We need to take a break.
00:46:36I'm going to go get some coffee.
00:46:38Do you like coffee, Mr. Lustig?
00:46:42I like coffee.
00:46:45Good.
00:46:46I'd be happy to get you some.
00:46:47You're not going to leave me, are you?
00:46:50Right.
00:46:52I'm just getting coffee.
00:46:54You're so kind, Dr. Zabry.
00:46:56And you're...
00:46:57Your skin is so soft.
00:46:59Your skin is so soft.
00:47:00I'm dead!
00:47:30Oh, my God.
00:48:00That was a lot scarier than the first one. No, I'm really freaked out.
00:48:05Don't worry. I'll protect you.
00:48:08Yeah, you look really brave over there.
00:48:11It's probably just a joint. It gives me the jitters sometimes.
00:48:14Sure.
00:48:17You know, I'm hungry.
00:48:19Got any snacks?
00:48:21Yeah, go ahead. Help yourself. I'll pause it again.
00:48:29Groovy.
00:48:30Whoa.
00:48:37Whoa.
00:48:38Whoa, what?
00:48:40I think I saw someone out there.
00:48:42Oh, come on. Don't even start with that shit. I'm already freaked out from this movie.
00:48:45No, I swear I saw someone.
00:48:48It's just a pop, remember?
00:48:52Right. Right.
00:48:53I gotta pee. I'll be back.
00:48:58Don't say that. No one that says that ever comes back.
00:49:02Oh, hilarious. No, stop.
00:49:05Oh, Carrie, you good?
00:49:22Carrie.
00:49:23Carrie.
00:49:23Carrie.
00:49:28Okay, I'm coming in.
00:49:31Oh, damn it.
00:49:33It serves you right. Someone's outside.
00:49:36I wasn't joking about that.
00:49:39Mm-hmm.
00:49:40Sure.
00:49:41Let's just call it a truce. No more scares.
00:49:44Okay, truce.
00:49:45Let's go see what the sultry Belladonna has in store for us next.
00:49:49Deal.
00:49:49Getting spooky out there, isn't it?
00:49:57And I've saved the scariest for last.
00:50:02Oh, great.
00:50:04More cheese, it's less pot, remember?
00:50:07Right.
00:50:10Did you hear that?
00:50:12No.
00:50:13Pay no attention to those little bumps in the night.
00:50:17It's just your imagination.
00:50:20That was awfully meta.
00:50:22Shh. She's right.
00:50:23We're just getting ourselves worked up over nothing.
00:50:26And now, on to our next tale.
00:50:29A little dose of terror that slithers across the ground
00:50:33and coils around your throat.
00:50:36Once you look into the eyes of a serpent,
00:50:38you see your true self.
00:50:40The true evil.
00:50:43But it's too late.
00:50:46Because once a python has you in its grasp,
00:50:49there is no escape.
00:50:51There is no escape.
00:50:51There is no escape.
00:50:51But it's too late.
00:50:54But it hasn't had a hole.
00:50:54But it's too late for your life.
00:50:55But it's too late to hear right behind me.
00:50:58There is no escape.
00:50:59It demeoulder to change.
00:51:00It's too late to see how it doesn't run out.
00:51:01No escape can be, but is that something?
00:51:03There is no escape is near to any mechanic.
00:51:06Whatever.
00:51:07I doubt that, there will be no escape.
00:51:08I think it is.
00:51:08There is no escape
00:51:19Good morning.
00:51:31Hi, big guy.
00:51:35Good morning, baby.
00:51:38I just need a little blood, okay?
00:51:41You won't feel a thing.
00:51:45Hmm.
00:51:46Thank you, big guy.
00:51:49You did such a good job.
00:51:52Hmm, didn't you?
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54I don't know.
00:52:24Well, hello, Dr. Bodine.
00:52:33Dr. Matthews.
00:52:34What brings you on today, friend?
00:52:36I was just finishing up some notes, and I thought I'd call and check up on my best girl.
00:52:41Me? Your best girl? What about Margie?
00:52:43She knows you're my favorite. It's just something she has to live with.
00:52:47She's pretty hard to beat. I guess I'm doing all right, then.
00:52:50How are you doing, kid? You nervous about today?
00:52:54Nervous? Why should I be nervous?
00:52:56Oh, I don't know. I thought the board meeting might have you a little frazzled.
00:53:01I'm all right. I'm confident, so there's nothing to be nervous about.
00:53:04That's what I wanted to hear. You're just like your mother. Stubborn as hell, but smart.
00:53:11I miss her.
00:53:12I do, too. I wish she were here to see all the remarkable things you're doing.
00:53:20If someone had thought this up a decade ago, she might still be here.
00:53:23But think of the others you'll save. Your mother is proud of you, and so am I.
00:53:30Thanks, Paul.
00:53:32You bet.
00:53:32Well, I guess I'd better be going. These mutation formula spreadsheets are not going to categorize themselves.
00:53:41That sounds thrilling.
00:53:42Hey, it's not glamorous work, but somebody's got to do it.
00:53:46Good luck today. Call me later and let me know how it went.
00:53:50Okay. Bye for now.
00:53:55At the last quarter meeting, I explained that I was moving forward in my testing.
00:54:01On the two guinea pigs I tested on, I had great success.
00:54:05Not only did I eradicate the cancer, I only needed to use six doses of the new drug to do so.
00:54:09So I'm here now to request permission to continue the next round of my research.
00:54:14Which is?
00:54:15Testing on humans with blood cancer.
00:54:17Out of the question.
00:54:18I agree. It's way too early to ask for that.
00:54:21Dr. Matthews, I believe you will agree that the board has been generous in allowing you to experiment to the extent that you have.
00:54:29Absolutely. And I think we can take it further.
00:54:31I bet you're getting cocky.
00:54:32Yes, you have to have respect for the process we go through here at the university.
00:54:35I have all the respect for the process. I live and breathe this research. Outside of teaching classes, this is all I do.
00:54:42Be that as it may, doctor, I too think you're being a little cavalier about it all.
00:54:46How so?
00:54:47By even suggesting it?
00:54:49I think you're rushing this.
00:54:52You must complete your studies in a methodic and timely manner.
00:54:55Some people don't have time.
00:54:57I mean, there's so many people dying right now because they can't get the right treatments.
00:55:01Or the treatments aren't working.
00:55:03They don't have time.
00:55:05There are courses of action being taken to help those cancer patients.
00:55:09You act as if nothing's being done.
00:55:11Have you ever known anyone with blood cancer?
00:55:13No.
00:55:14Have you, Dr. Gillespie? Are you, Dr. Reynolds?
00:55:17No, not blood cancer.
00:55:20What about you, Dr. Kerwin?
00:55:23I have, yes.
00:55:24It's horrible, isn't it?
00:55:25I can't imagine going through what my grandfather did.
00:55:27What's your point, Dr. Matthews?
00:55:31My point is unless you know someone and have been through it with them, you don't understand.
00:55:35I mean, you can't.
00:55:36So if we can help them with something so readily available, why aren't we doing it?
00:55:40I make the motion to strike this request down.
00:55:42I'll second that motion.
00:55:44I'm in agreement with the board.
00:55:47What say you, Dr. Kerwin?
00:55:50I think we should keep the request active, give it some more thought, and revisit it at the next meeting.
00:55:55That way, Dr. Matthews has more time to better prepare herself moving forward.
00:55:58Well then, since we are not unanimous in our decision, you'll be given a bit more time to construct better reasoning moving forward.
00:56:08But I highly doubt your request will be approved, Doctor.
00:56:12Meetings adjourned.
00:56:14Thank you, everyone.
00:56:16Yes, thank you.
00:56:17Dr. Kerwin, I would like to have a moment with you when it's convenient.
00:56:30Well, right now is not good.
00:56:31I'm kind of swamply grading these midterms.
00:56:33Oh, well, we'll take a rain check on that conversation then.
00:56:37Maybe I'll see you later.
00:56:39Maybe.
00:56:44I appreciate what you did today.
00:56:46Well, I appreciate what you're doing.
00:56:48Most of our staff doesn't have the backbone to stand up to these bastards.
00:56:51But you're onto something here.
00:56:52I can feel it.
00:56:53They don't think so.
00:56:54Well, they're wrong, but they'd never admit it.
00:56:56Especially Susan.
00:56:57I don't know why she has it out for me.
00:56:58I mean, even in the hallways, it's like junior high.
00:57:01Just ignore her.
00:57:02Keep doing what you're doing, and eventually they'll come around.
00:57:04How long do you think that'll take?
00:57:05That's a little harder to determine.
00:57:08But why don't we pass some of that time together?
00:57:09Can I buy you a cup of coffee?
00:57:11I thought you were too swamped grading papers to give away any time.
00:57:13Depends on who that time's being spent with.
00:57:15Come on.
00:57:16Hey, big guy.
00:57:37I've got a snack for you.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:41You can do it.
00:57:42There we go.
00:57:46Good job.
00:57:47Good job.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50Your turn.
00:57:52No snack for you.
00:57:54I'm sorry.
00:57:55No snack.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58There we go, big guy.
00:58:00Stay right there for me.
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:01See?
00:58:12Radiation was no big deal.
00:58:15You did good.
00:58:18There.
00:58:20Good boy.
00:58:21So we're going to shut Dr. Matthews down.
00:58:30Sooner the better.
00:58:37I'll handle it, okay?
00:58:39You guys just go home, and I'll take care of it.
00:58:41About time you do something.
00:58:43Come in.
00:58:47Hey, it's just me.
00:58:48Oh, I thought it was the specimen delivery guy.
00:58:51You can see yourself out.
00:58:52Boy, losing out to a bunch of snakes.
00:58:55These aren't just a bunch of snakes.
00:58:56These guys hold the key to changing the entire healthcare system.
00:58:59Why hold the key to dinner and a movie tonight at eight?
00:59:01I mean, that's impressive, too, I suppose.
00:59:05So what do you say?
00:59:06I don't know, Naga.
00:59:07What do you think?
00:59:08He wants to know your intentions with me.
00:59:10My intentions?
00:59:12Just a nice evening?
00:59:13Good conversation?
00:59:15He says you seem decent enough.
00:59:18I'm glad I can meet his standards.
00:59:20So, what kind is he anyways?
00:59:22Well, he is a Python Regius.
00:59:24A what?
00:59:25In layman terms, he's a ball python.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27Does he bite?
00:59:30Only if tonight's dinner's lousy.
00:59:32Man, these snakes drive a hard bargain.
00:59:34Well, I mean, someone has to look out for me.
00:59:36Do you want to hold him?
00:59:37I think I'm good.
00:59:39I'm more of a dog guy.
00:59:41You are missing out.
00:59:42These guys are so fascinating,
00:59:43and people don't realize how important they are to the ecosystem.
00:59:46Well, I really believe in your work, Claire.
00:59:48I mean, that's totally outside my personal feelings towards you.
00:59:51Oh?
00:59:52And what are those?
00:59:56Horrible timing.
00:59:57That's okay.
00:59:57I think they frown upon workplace canoogling anyway.
01:00:00It's the dean.
01:00:01I gotta take this.
01:00:01I understand.
01:00:02See you tonight.
01:00:03Antonio's 8 o'clock.
01:00:05Sounds adequate.
01:00:06All right.
01:00:06See you then.
01:00:07Hello.
01:00:07Yeah, I'll resend an email as soon as I get out of here.
01:00:14Yeah, I'm just there.
01:00:16Nice.
01:00:34Nice.
01:00:39Nice.
01:00:39Let's go.
01:00:47Ooh.
01:00:48Yeah.
01:01:10Dr. Cushing, how are you this evening?
01:01:12I'm alright, but I'm afraid I have some distressing news about your experiments.
01:01:17Sounds serious.
01:01:19We're cutting your funding, Doctor.
01:01:21What? Why?
01:01:22Your serum is remarkable in some ways, but after much discussion with the board, we've decided we cannot allow you to continue experimenting in the way you have.
01:01:32At yesterday's meeting, there was hesitation. That was not unanimous.
01:01:35Human trials are too risky at this stage.
01:01:38Besides, your work is sloppy, and there are rumors that your student's classwork is getting behind in favor of your research.
01:01:45Where are you hearing these rumors? I've not had a single complaint from a student.
01:01:48Trust me, this is for the best.
01:01:50What about Dr. Kerwin?
01:01:51What about him?
01:01:52What does he think about all this?
01:01:53Why don't you ask him in bed this evening?
01:01:55Excuse me?
01:01:56I know what you're up to, and it's against university policy.
01:02:00Besides, how does it look? A professor sleeping with a board member? Talk about currying favor.
01:02:06I have never asked him for anything, nor would I.
01:02:08Be that as it may, what if something so salacious got back to the entire board? Or the dean? It could ruin the both of you.
01:02:16I'll have your materials picked up first thing in the morning, and you better stay away from Jack, or you won't have a job to come back to at all.
01:02:24Well, I'll just take my research elsewhere.
01:02:26Oh, you're forgetting. The university owns any and all data that's collected on campus during experiments. I'm afraid you're out of luck.
01:02:35Why are you doing this? Academia's a tough game. I guess you're out of luck.
01:02:39Stupid bitch.
01:02:41I'll accept that little remark as your resignation. Be out of here within 15 minutes, or I'll have security escort you.
01:02:47I can't believe this. I'm not leaving without you guys.
01:03:13I can't believe this. I can't believe this. I can't believe this.
01:03:23Come here, buddy.
01:03:27Hey, easy, easy, big guy. Easy. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright.
01:03:43Oh, come on, guy. Gotta go.
01:03:45Oh, come on, girl.
01:04:01Boom, sure.
01:04:11I'm sorry.
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:05:11I'm sorry.
01:05:41I'm sorry.
01:06:11I'm sorry.
01:06:41I'm sorry.
01:07:11I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:08:11She probably just took a better offer with someone else.
01:08:15Maybe.
01:08:17I'm heading out myself.
01:08:18You can have dinner with me if you'd like.
01:08:21I think I will go upstairs and make sure she didn't get sick or something.
01:08:27So, um, but I will see you Monday, Susan.
01:08:31Yep.
01:08:32I'd be careful, lover boy.
01:08:34Word got out that you two are whatever it is you're doing.
01:08:38It wouldn't end well.
01:08:39I can guarantee that.
01:08:40No, Edward, no.
01:08:51No, Edward, no.
01:08:52You lose again.
01:08:54Check me.
01:08:55Oh, that's my cue to go.
01:09:07Well, it's always good to have you come over.
01:09:08I gotta tell you, Roger.
01:09:10What?
01:09:11Do you think I'm going to play chess with you again next week after the stunt you pulled this evening?
01:09:14What stunt?
01:09:16Winning.
01:09:17Here, I thought I was going to lose my greatest adversary.
01:09:19Not a chance.
01:09:21Coming over here gets me away from the little missus.
01:09:23I'll see you on Monday.
01:09:24You be careful out there.
01:09:25Always in.
01:09:26Always in.
01:09:55Maybe I should take that long way home tonight.
01:10:09Ah, there we go.
01:10:25I'll see you on Monday.
01:10:55I'll see you on Monday.
01:11:25I'll see you on Monday.
01:11:55I'll see you on Monday.
01:12:25I'll see you on Monday.
01:12:27I'll see you on Monday.
01:12:55I'll see you on Monday.
01:12:57Bye.
01:12:59Bye.
01:13:00Bye.
01:13:01Bye.
01:13:03Bye.
01:13:07Bye.
01:13:09Bye.
01:13:11Bye.
01:13:13I don't know.
01:13:43What is going on?
01:13:57Jack, are you still here?
01:14:13What the hell?
01:14:16Where is that thing?
01:14:25Where is it?
01:14:26Where is it?
01:14:27East Wing.
01:14:28West Wing.
01:14:30Salva.
01:14:32Come on, maintenance.
01:14:34Oh, north.
01:14:35There we go.
01:14:35Oh, there we go.
01:14:39There we go.
01:14:40Oh, there we go.
01:14:41Oh.
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43Ohhhhhhhhhh.
01:15:10I think we should call the police.
01:15:13Great idea, Doc. You look around. I'll go call them.
01:15:20Some security guard.
01:15:22Help! Help!
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01:17:38No, that's not my imagination.
01:17:39I heard it too.
01:17:40What do you think it is?
01:17:43Holy crap.
01:17:46There's nothing holy about me.
01:17:49Only darkness here.
01:17:52And that same darkness is sweeping over you.
01:17:56Right about now.
01:18:00What are you talking about?
01:18:03This can't be real.
01:18:05We're talking to a TV.
01:18:07A VHS tape.
01:18:08It's not even high def.
01:18:09Is that high def enough for you?
01:18:11Oh, my God.
01:18:17Jesus, get him.
01:18:18Go.
01:18:18Go.
01:18:21God, what is that?
01:18:27Don't worry, my pretty.
01:18:35Your tales will not go untold.
01:18:38Welcome to Graveyard Stories.
01:18:49My phone.
01:18:52God, what is this this?
01:18:57Yeah.
01:18:57Good news.
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01:19:00It's not neither.
01:19:04Good news.