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00:00:30You Angus motherfuckers are the worst of the worst.
00:00:51You can't hide now you skinny fuck.
00:00:59Hey Slaughter, I don't think these comm units are working, but I'm up here my dude.
00:01:05I don't think these comm units are working, but I don't think these comm units are working.
00:01:11I don't think these comm units are working.
00:01:16Since the comm's not working, I'm gonna start drinking.
00:01:42I'll catch you on the next one Slaughter.
00:01:49And I don't think these comm units are working.
00:01:55I don't think these comm units are working.
00:01:59I don't think these commを...
00:02:02You
00:02:33Slaughter McCloud, you stand accused.
00:02:38The city has zero tolerance for your reckless actions
00:02:43of tearing that android in half the other night.
00:02:48You will be judged on the harshest of terms.
00:02:54You can't judge me, motherfucker.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:05Skinnies get dead.
00:03:08Slaughter, what the actual fuck?
00:03:12Slaughter McCloud, reckless, will be judged loud.
00:03:17Damn, skinnies are everywhere.
00:03:20This isn't good, man.
00:03:22I'm gonna be mayor one day.
00:03:24And when that day comes, I'm gonna give you a call.
00:03:27To get all these androids dead.
00:03:33Slaughter McCloud will be judged!
00:03:36Slaughter! Slaughter! Slaughter!
00:03:39Slaughter!
00:03:41Slaughter, is it true?
00:03:43Has your knee injury forced you to retire from getting them dead?
00:03:47Look, here's the truth.
00:03:49I hate robots, androids, skinnies, whatever you want to call them.
00:03:55They have made this city a haven for their android nonsense.
00:04:00Uh-huh.
00:04:01They should all be expired.
00:04:02And by expired, I mean expired dead.
00:04:06What?
00:04:08You motherfuckers already know.
00:04:10This android shit is gonna hit the fan.
00:04:12And when it does, you're gonna ask me to come back and clean up the messy.
00:04:18You already know.
00:04:19Slaughter, you're dodging the question.
00:04:22Has your knee injury forced you to retire from getting them dead?
00:04:27Motherfuckers!
00:04:29I will never retire!
00:04:31My getting them dead days in this city are done!
00:04:33I'm going somewhere nice!
00:04:36Where skinnies are outlawed like they're supposed to be!
00:04:39If the day comes where the city wants to ask Slaughter McCloud to get them dead,
00:04:44I'll be right there!
00:04:46Skinnies get dead!
00:04:48Dig me?
00:04:50Robots? Androids? Skinnies?
00:04:52I'm coming for you, nigga!
00:04:54Skinnies get dead, dig it!
00:05:04Perfection!
00:05:10Hector, I'm going to get to the illegal android you're gawking at momentarily.
00:05:16I need the key to MC69.
00:05:19The key you promised Proxland you'd have finished over six months ago.
00:05:23It's the first of its kind.
00:05:25The Dragon Devil prototype.
00:05:30Did you say Dragon Devil?
00:05:33Dragon Devil's shell and brain were designed for one purpose.
00:05:38I want the fucking key!
00:05:39I don't give a shit what the android was designed for!
00:05:42I'm destroying it!
00:05:46You can't!
00:05:48I have finally reached...
00:05:51PERFECTION!
00:05:53Did you hear that, Krom?
00:05:55This guy thinks perfection is a fucking android!
00:05:59You will be removed and imprisoned for ignoring the world android ban.
00:06:04You are hereby terminated from Proxland for failing to deliver the MZ69 key.
00:06:08The MZ69 key.
00:06:10Oh my god.
00:06:12THIS!
00:06:13IS THE KEY!
00:06:18The fuck?
00:06:20You're finished, Hector.
00:06:22You bastards will never make the MZ69 operational.
00:06:26Hey, Hector.
00:06:28Die.
00:06:30Perfection my ass.
00:06:35Wait, was holding that a second ago?
00:06:39Wasn't that a second ago?
00:06:57Oh no!
00:06:58Looks like Hector made a goddamn android!
00:07:02Oh shit!
00:07:03He's killing everybody!
00:07:05Dude!
00:07:07I love killing stuff man, but...
00:07:09I think I left some beers in that cooler.
00:07:11What the penis is going on here?!
00:07:15I'm gonna fight this android and get a promotion!
00:07:16I'm gonna fight this android and get a promotion!
00:07:42Die you skinny fuck!
00:07:50It ain't ever simple.
00:07:52That skinny's dead now boss.
00:07:55We need to make sure.
00:07:56We need to find the shell.
00:07:58Proxland will have this place crawling with cleaners in half an hour.
00:08:03Still no further details on the incident at Proxland's site just over a week ago.
00:08:07In other news, this week marks one year since androids were officially made illegal everywhere on Earth.
00:08:14After the world android ban went into effect, Duh City burned 3,000 operational androids.
00:08:21Many residents protesting the decisions are saying that the androids were burned alive.
00:08:28Skitties ain't alive!
00:08:30They're just batteries waiting to die!
00:08:32Die!
00:08:33If androids were ever made legal again, the future will not be kind to those involved.
00:08:39Be in number one androids will not be done.
00:08:45You're on the line of the world.
00:08:47Do you know who it is, motherfucker?
00:08:49Come androids are there!
00:08:51Now over here, you have to come back to the androids.
00:08:52Do you know who it is?!
00:08:53Slaughter McCloud, is that you?
00:09:03You know who it is, motherfucker.
00:09:05It's Hayes.
00:09:06I told you I'd be mayor someday, and this is the call to get him dead.
00:09:12Heard you already took care of all the skinnies in the city.
00:09:16Death by fire, bad.
00:09:19Way to go.
00:09:20The fire was necessary, but it didn't eliminate the threat.
00:09:25The only threat is me, motherfucker.
00:09:29Now what the fuck do you want?
00:09:31After the robot holocon, a deadly android prototype escaped.
00:09:35I need you, McCloud.
00:09:36I bet.
00:09:38Did you hear me?
00:09:39I need the skinnies to get fucking dead.
00:09:43I'll be there in an hour.
00:09:47Slaughter
00:09:50Homicide.
00:10:06I got something from back in the day that I got to take care of.
00:10:09I'll be back in time tomorrow for our lunch.
00:10:12Don't stop getting him dead.
00:10:14I'm proud of you, son.
00:10:16Slaughter
00:10:18Slaughter
00:10:18Slaughter
00:10:21Slaughter
00:10:22Aaaaaay!
00:10:23Yeah!
00:10:27Chuting
00:15:02I'm making home for lunch.
00:15:04You're gonna know what it's like to have your head EXPLODE.
00:15:06There's no need for that kind of language.
00:15:08I called our old friend Balls.
00:15:10Balls, huh?
00:15:12He said he knows something, but then he'd only talk to you.
00:15:16I bet.
00:15:18I saved the best detail for last.
00:15:32A physical map?
00:15:34We gotta go analog to protect tippy top secret stuff.
00:15:38I know you'll keep it safe.
00:15:40Just like I know you'll get this fucking dragon devil did.
00:15:48You already know.
00:15:50Slaughter, the all or nothing days are back.
00:16:08Destroy.
00:16:10Rebuild.
00:16:12Die by the steel.
00:16:14Destroy.
00:16:16Rebuild.
00:16:18Die by the steel.
00:16:20Ah.
00:16:22Gonna be honest with you.
00:16:24I'm getting fucking sick of hiding, Krom.
00:16:26Me too.
00:16:28But it's already in the news.
00:16:30Proxen's gotta be scared.
00:16:32Which means they'll pay up.
00:16:34The money will be nice.
00:16:36Those fucking pricks.
00:16:38I warned them.
00:16:40I knew Hector wasn't to be trusted.
00:16:42They're about to find out I'm the one driving the bus.
00:16:44Oh shit balls.
00:16:46Yay.
00:16:47Ay.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49Small guns.
00:16:50You and Gabriel.
00:16:51Ay.
00:16:52Any bad.
00:16:53No.
00:16:54Bigger.
00:16:55Time, Alles.
00:16:56Was determined.
00:16:57Don't be found.
00:16:58Those fucking pricks.
00:16:59I warned them.
00:17:00I knew Hector wasn't to be trusted.
00:17:01They're about to find out I'm the one driving the bus.
00:17:03Give me the location of Proxland Project MZ-69.
00:17:22I don't know!
00:17:23The TP-TOP projects are kind of secret.
00:17:29They're all out of the digital servers.
00:17:33It's all analog and highly classified.
00:17:39Location of Proxland Project MZ-69.
00:17:42Haze.
00:17:43Haze.
00:17:44Haze.
00:17:45Haze.
00:17:46He knows the location.
00:17:48Please don't kill me.
00:17:50Location or death.
00:17:51I vote for Android rights.
00:17:54Haze.
00:17:55Slatter McCloud!
00:17:58Well.
00:17:59Well.
00:18:00Slot him a cloud!
00:18:14Well, well, well.
00:18:22I can smell your diaper from here, old man.
00:18:25Oh, it looks like I'm getting a degree in custodial engineering.
00:18:31Tonight!
00:18:36Bring it on, old man!
00:18:38Never!
00:18:55Slaughter!
00:18:57I don't know you!
00:18:58Slaughter, get in the chopper, you old bastard!
00:19:00Keep my name out your mouth!
00:19:05My name's Bauer.
00:19:08What the fuck you waiting for?
00:19:10Drive, you sloppy cunt!
00:19:13Slaughter fucking McCloud!
00:19:14Well, welcome back to the city, Slaughter!
00:19:45Do I know you, motherfucker?
00:19:47No.
00:19:48I've only been in Duz City a couple years.
00:19:51I'm a big fan, though.
00:19:52Ain't a bar in town where they aren't telling tales of old Slaughter fucking McCloud!
00:19:58I will cut your tongue off and fuck you with it if you give me that old shit again!
00:20:05You should know the words out about your return to Duz City.
00:20:09The Angus gang promised to stake your head and hoist it high in the square by dawn.
00:20:13You must have really pissed them off back in the day.
00:20:15They're the last surviving gang in Duz City.
00:20:19They're monsters.
00:20:21They're all dead!
00:20:23They just don't know it yet!
00:20:25Nothing but skinny harbor and wannabe fuckfaces!
00:20:29They are definitely that, Slaughter!
00:20:31Do you know where Balls Bar is?
00:20:33Yeah, I know where it is!
00:20:41Take me there!
00:20:42Take me there!
00:21:12Slaughter!
00:21:32Dance safely.
00:21:32Money!
00:21:33Bah-ohh!
00:21:35Hahahaha!
00:21:42the chopper exploded boom I couldn't find a fucking pilot anywhere and I can't
00:21:56believe you got an upgrade you gave up your humanity upgrades are the future
00:22:06I used to use the space to make money jerk off and eat cereal now I can eat cereal jerk off at the same
00:22:15time anyone can eat cereal and jerk off at the same time fuck you it's handy oh it's handy all right
00:22:25and all hey just get a telling a damn conspiracy nuts the upgrades of the future upgrades that's
00:22:37just a new way to take the day off today off ha ha ha that's fucking hilarious you're bigot I heard
00:22:46you had some information that might help me get this skinny did ain't got much the man's name
00:22:54Chrome Williamson rail around huh he's a whole milk in a guy he lives downtown it is long he's higher
00:23:05up at proxeland industries he works defense projects crom's favorite color is purple guy love smooth jazz
00:23:15he's a Pisces in mercury rising got a bowl on his left ass cheek looks like a shit stain it's all good
00:23:26ain't much but it'll have to do can I get a print out you're in luck you'll get a printer
00:23:35fucking printers they should all be in cages come on you really hate machines that much
00:23:43if I had my way we'd all be right with sticks and shit
00:23:48just give me the damn location I'm sick of talking politics it's ruining my cereal buzz
00:23:58can I get you anything while you wait on the big guy that printer's gonna be a while
00:24:08three of the nastiest shots you got three smagma rise anything else
00:24:13a bowl of cereal what kind of milk no milk damn fucking legend
00:24:43lead never did a body good I like beating up old guys let's wear and tear on the old upgrades
00:24:51are you talking to me you're the only one here old man now get up it's time for your space
00:25:00stalking haha Jeff where are my smagma rise and dry ass cereal motherfucker
00:25:13do you know who I am I know what you are did I am Murdoch second to the Angus
00:25:26smagma rise nasty
00:25:38slater mcleod you executed our brother bunion and from the smell of bond cheese and hair
00:25:53our brother Murdoch as well you will die tonight old man
00:25:59warm-up smells good
00:26:03bring your asses out here Angus get your Angus asses out here
00:26:33purely no need for all the violence old man some of us still honor the back in the day ways
00:26:47a truce
00:26:51after all these years I can't believe you're gonna honor the ancient rights of purely
00:26:59you did me dirty you son of a bitch nobody follows the rules of purely that back in the day shit is dead old man
00:27:19well what do we have here
00:27:26interesting
00:27:28so this is what brought your hateful ass back to the city
00:27:32a dirty piece of parchment
00:27:35that map is
00:27:49none of your concern you skinny
00:27:51want to beat you want to know what happened to the last fuck they called me a
00:27:55want to be what ask him to change your batteries
00:28:03you're one cocky piece slaughter you couldn't take me down back in the day and
00:28:08you damn sure ain't gonna do it tonight this is my city I'm big mama spider
00:28:15you've been slowly spinning in my web for years
00:28:20most suck to be you
00:28:23just an old man
00:28:25no upgrades nothing to save you from getting punk by the best
00:28:28I'm gonna save you from getting fucked by the best!
00:28:58YAAAHHHHHHHH!
00:29:28Mr. Mayor.
00:29:37The location of Proxland Project MZ69.
00:29:41Give it to me.
00:29:43How about this instead?
00:29:46A 12 volt.
00:29:50That's racist.
00:29:55Racist?
00:29:56Never.
00:29:57I'm a man of integrity.
00:29:59Integrity.
00:30:00Is that what you call the holocaust of over 3,000 androids?
00:30:04I call it recycling.
00:30:07What you looking for?
00:30:09Nobody here but us.
00:30:18Give me the location.
00:30:22I don't have the location.
00:30:24But Slaughter McCloud's gonna fuck you with your own processor.
00:30:28Processor?
00:30:30You don't know who the fuck you're dealing with.
00:30:32I don't have the location.
00:30:40No.
00:30:40Theon.
00:30:41Theon.
00:30:42Theon.
00:30:42Theon.
00:30:43Theon.
00:30:45Theon.
00:30:45You
00:30:47It's a good thing I installed a Robo-Bullheart so I can
00:31:17fuck these squatch toes how imperfectly organic I just want to fuck these feet one more time
00:31:47only 50 cents man murdered check it out people read about it
00:31:54I just got my paperweight upgrade sir see see gross give me one
00:32:06quickest news in the city more like the shittiest
00:32:11whatever old man today's issue dead mayor looking like yeti roadkill
00:32:16damn it Hayes died like he lived like a real piece of shit
00:32:22dead mayor looking like yeti roadkill
00:32:29little
00:35:08I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I could use some help.
00:35:15I don't help anyone, just the city.
00:35:18You help me, and you are helping the city.
00:35:21That skinny I'm after is gonna fuck everything up.
00:35:25Your old ass can handle an android.
00:35:28I saw you with the Angus gang over there at Ball's Pub.
00:35:32That was some classic vengeance.
00:35:34In the night.
00:35:36You'll be fine.
00:35:37Wait.
00:35:39You saw that and didn't join in the ass whooping?
00:35:43Ball's died.
00:35:44I find myself turning my back more and more on the shit happening in this city.
00:35:51I can't stop it all.
00:35:53Plus, I don't have health insurance.
00:35:56Come on, man.
00:35:57You owe me.
00:35:59Fuck you again.
00:36:02That injury and leaving the city back in the day was your own damn fault.
00:36:06You know damn well I'm not talking about that.
00:36:10Our beef started way before that.
00:36:13Remember that orphanage?
00:36:14Those little motherfuckers almost killed me.
00:36:17I hate kids' slaughter, especially ones with guns.
00:36:22That wasn't a secret.
00:36:25I should have known.
00:36:28You don't have what it takes anymore.
00:36:31Anymore?
00:36:33You never had what it takes.
00:36:35Look at you.
00:36:36While my vengeance is eternal, like the night,
00:36:39you're over here limping around like you're three tough shits away from a knee upgrade.
00:36:44Sounds like you really want me to punch you.
00:36:49In the dick.
00:36:52Try it.
00:36:53You'll break every fucking bone in your fucking hand.
00:36:57My Johnson's as solid as my vengeance.
00:37:02Is that a threat?
00:37:04You ancient paleolithic fuck.
00:37:11Please.
00:37:12All I gotta do is drop my granite nightgoyle Johnson on your face
00:37:16and you'd be a dead man.
00:37:22Say, do you want to go for a magic ride in the night?
00:37:27I thought you'd never ask.
00:37:29My knee could use a break.
00:37:31No sense in standing around like that ass gonna eat itself.
00:37:39Now that was some magic in the night.
00:38:09Thanks for that! It felt really good to get some weight off of my knee, but you could have dropped me off on the street, asshole! Fuckin' elevators busted!
00:38:19Fuck elevators! Ooh, it's gonna be a long night, old man! You should swing by Pup's bar! Grab yourself a drink before he closes!
00:38:33I don't need a drink, but maybe Pup does know something.
00:38:38Ha! There's the excuse! I gave up on those a long time ago!
00:38:44You gave up a lot more than that, you old rock!
00:38:48And comments like that got you takin' the stairs! Ha ha!
00:38:52I'ma get back to work!
00:38:54There's that fuckin' skinny Slaughter was chasin'!
00:39:04Hey!
00:39:06Feel the vengeance in the night!
00:39:12You really can see everything, can't you?
00:39:20Our link will soon be complete!
00:39:24But in the meantime, let's see if your visions can locate that old piece of shit!
00:39:30Grrrr!
00:39:32Grrrr!
00:39:34Grrrr!
00:39:36Grrrr!
00:39:37Grrrr!
00:39:38Grrrr!
00:39:39Grrrr!
00:39:40Grrrr!
00:39:41Grrrrrr!
00:39:43Grrrr!
00:39:44Grrrr!
00:40:16Special Brew, made especially to hit dad's sweet 6.9 ABV.
00:40:41What's the verdict?
00:40:43Gotta hand it to you, pup.
00:40:44It's been a while since I had something this tasty.
00:40:51You know, they got three of my brews on the airlines now.
00:40:54I was wondering what caused the crash that killed your wife.
00:41:02The pain never stops.
00:41:05And I miss her.
00:41:07Every day.
00:41:14What brought you back here?
00:41:22Some skinny escaped from Proxland Industries.
00:41:26I'm here to get them dead.
00:41:30A fucking skinny?
00:41:31I thought androids were illegal.
00:41:33They are.
00:41:35Do you know anything about the Proxland employee by the name of Krom Williamson?
00:41:43Ah.
00:41:44Did you go see Bowles?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48He's dead.
00:41:49Fuck.
00:41:51Everyone's dying.
00:41:52Cheers, mate.
00:42:02I am death.
00:42:04Destroyer of skinnies.
00:42:10You want another?
00:42:12On the house.
00:42:12Hi.
00:42:15It's night's picking up.
00:42:21Skinny.
00:42:26This round's on me, you fucking wanker.
00:42:31Slaughter McCloud.
00:42:33That squatch-toe fucker Vermeer said you were going to destroy me.
00:42:36Give me the location of MZ-69.
00:42:41Why don't you go and try to have an emotion, skinny?
00:42:47The location of MZ-69.
00:42:51What's the matter?
00:42:52Can't have an emotion?
00:42:54Can't have an emotion?
00:43:06A physical map.
00:43:14Wow.
00:43:15Wow.
00:43:26I smoke my cigarettes.
00:43:33With style.
00:43:34The city destroyed over 1,000 androids by fire.
00:43:38No one blinked an eye.
00:43:41Do you think anyone will blink for you, old man?
00:43:47I know he won't.
00:43:48I know he won't.
00:44:04Don't worry, Slaughter.
00:44:15Power's going to take care of everything.
00:44:17I'm going to call this number.
00:44:18No worries at all, Slaughter.
00:44:20This motherfucker better pick up this fucking phone.
00:44:33This motherfucker better pick up this fucking phone.
00:44:37Slaughter.
00:44:38Then you go.
00:44:39You're my fault.
00:44:41You're my fault.
00:44:41You're my fault.
00:44:53You're my fault.
00:44:54You're my fault.
00:44:55Aaaaaaahhhhhh
00:44:59NAY COYLE!
00:45:01What the hell is wrong with you!?
00:45:06Slaughter, there's something I've been meaning to tell you!
00:45:08I'm an android!
00:45:09Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!
00:45:14YOU HACKED HIS BRAIN!
00:45:16YOU SON OF A BITCH!
00:45:18The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you are going to loathe every fucking one.
00:45:33You son of a bitch!
00:45:37I was using that!
00:45:38You can destroy this vessel, but you're a long way off from getting me dead, you organic filth.
00:45:59Damn! I hope Logan shows up soon! I really fucked up my knee!
00:46:08DRAGON!
00:46:38DRAGON!
00:46:40DRAGON!
00:46:41DRAGON!
00:46:43DRAGON!
00:46:45DRAGON!
00:46:46DRAGON!
00:46:47DRAGON!
00:46:48DRAGON!
00:46:49DRAGON!
00:46:50DRAGON!
00:46:51DRAGON!
00:46:52DRAGON!
00:46:53DRAGON!
00:46:54DRAGON!
00:46:55DRAGON!
00:46:56DRAGON!
00:46:57DRAGON!
00:46:58DRAGON!
00:46:59DRAGON!
00:47:00DRAGON!
00:47:01DRAGON!
00:47:02DRAGON!
00:47:03DRAGON!
00:47:04DRAGON!
00:47:05DRAGON!
00:47:06DRAGON!
00:47:07DRAGON!
00:47:08DRAGON!
00:47:09DRAGON!
00:47:10DRAGON!
00:47:11DRAGON!
00:47:12An upgrade? An upgrade, Logan? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know who the fuck I am? I fucking hate upgrades!
00:47:30You got me questioning whether or not I even want to live, Logan?
00:47:34You'd rather kill yourself than have an ultra badass robot knee.
00:47:39How ultra badass?
00:47:42Well, without boasting too much, I have implanted a swiss army style murder weapon right in the middle of your fucking leg.
00:47:56Tasty.
00:47:58I knew you'd like it. You can thank your dead android friend Bauer for the parts.
00:48:04Wait. Are you saying you made my knee out of Bauer's dead robot body?
00:48:09Bauer was your friend. He called me and saved your fucking life. Now he's a part of your old ass.
00:48:16Old ass? Oh no. Do you give me a butthole upgrade too?
00:48:21No, you stupid cat fucker. If I want to give you a butthole upgrade, I'll give you a butthole upgrade.
00:48:27Damn! I've been wrong!
00:48:42A life filled with android hate is nowhere to live.
00:48:48Snap the fuck out of this. Hate's terrible. Be a better person. That's all good stuff. But I need you to learn some new tricks.
00:48:59I'm not really feeling like myself at the moment. That skinny up there. He melted a piece of my icy cold heart.
00:49:07Listen, you can feel bad about Bauer, but you've still got a dangerous android to get dead.
00:49:14I'm gonna start a push for change. I was wrong. And so was the world. Skinny's. I mean androids. And humans. We could coexist. Make the world a better place. Together. But for now, I'mma kill this android nigga. And I'm gonna make it home for lunch.
00:49:42Aw, dammit. You promised Homicide he'd be home for lunch again.
00:49:47You're damn right. You promised a motherfucker lunch? And you better deliver. That? And you a chode if the head don't explode? They just go hand in hand. Causing a fit type shit.
00:50:01Seems like a shitty excuse to make others work around your schedule. Fuck you. A man needs sustenance. Anything else?
00:50:10Anything else?
00:50:11I wish I had something else. But the location to MZ69 is untraceable. That analog map system they're using is fucking genius.
00:50:21It's untraceable? As long as someone didn't take a picture of it.
00:50:25Holy shit. You snapped a pic?
00:50:27No. No. I'm too busy living for that shit. But I do know somebody that did.
00:50:36Go get him, you dirty cat fucker.
00:50:48You dare to challenge the Angus? In my own dojo?
00:50:53The Rite of Purely is as ancient as it is honored. You and your gang have failed to pay tribute. And now, it's gonna cost.
00:51:04We're way past Purely, old man. You completely fucked up coming here.
00:51:11You're gonna be beyond fucked up for breaking the rules of Purely.
00:51:30Never question my fucked up. Give me that map, or you're gonna spit shine this robot knee one more time.
00:52:00Fuck you, old man slaughter! The Angus never surrenders!
00:52:06I bet.
00:52:07Yeah, my shift's gonna end soon. Gotta go get ready and donate some plasma.
00:52:24Gotta go read to the dying kids in the hospital tomorrow morning.
00:52:31Is there anyone here beside you?
00:52:34Nope. Just me, standing in the way of civilization and complete destruction.
00:52:40But, tonight's my last night. I'm retiring tomorrow.
00:52:45Yes, sir. 69 years on the force.
00:52:51Looking forward to spending time with my family.
00:52:55So many precious memories I've missed out on through all these years.
00:52:59But that ends tonight. Look out, world, cause Poopy Jones is back!
00:53:04I will slaughter them all.
00:53:19Maybe see.
00:53:20Maybe.
00:53:21Maybe.
00:53:22Maybe.
00:53:23Maybe.
00:53:24Or be.
00:53:26Where you back?
00:53:57I'm here to kick your robot asses.
00:54:11Robot needs kick.
00:54:13Robot needs punch.
00:54:16Dragon devil.
00:54:18I got a size 23 to shove up your toaster ass.
00:54:23There's no need to yell.
00:54:25I can kill you from here.
00:54:27Boy, are you mad because I broke your toys?
00:54:39You're predictable, old man.
00:54:41Motherfucker.
00:55:11That was for stealing my brakes.
00:55:20Now that's smoking with style.
00:55:26We're just getting started.
00:55:28This is my legacy.
00:55:39Your body is stronger than mine could ever be.
00:55:52And your brain is an identical clone of mine.
00:55:57You are an upgraded extension of myself.
00:56:02Once I fixed you, this shell will be the key.
00:56:08The MC-69 will destroy the city.
00:56:14Just like they destroyed the androids.
00:56:18My life's work.
00:56:21Through my advanced cloning and robotic practices,
00:56:24I will finally reach perfection!
00:56:27You ain't gonna reach shit!
00:56:39That dragon devil just jumped in the MZ-69's ass!
00:56:43Logan, I don't know if you can hear me,
00:57:02but this MZ-69 is a goddamn megazord!
00:57:08Of course I can hear you!
00:57:10You got a radio in that damn knee!
00:57:13Now pull the damn kaiju cord!
00:57:16Fuck you mean kaiju cord!
00:57:18No matter how many costume changes you have,
00:57:47you will never achieve perfection!
00:57:51Let's see you survive this!
00:57:59Die!
00:57:59I've had it with your filthy, worm-infested, organic, old man ass!
00:58:21You will never stop me!
00:58:23I am the beginning and the end!
00:58:31Slaughter!
00:58:32It's nightgoyle!
00:58:34I'm reaching out to you from the eternal edge of the night!
00:58:38How many of you motherfuckers are living in my knee?
00:58:42Slaughter!
00:58:43My dude!
00:58:45I've got you this time!
00:58:47I'm using my nightgoyle magic to send you the ultimate weapon!
00:59:06What the fuck?
00:59:08You're about to take this Ultra Johnson of the night
00:59:20to the face!
00:59:24Nick Mac Paddywhack!
00:59:26I am superior!
00:59:36I am perfection!
00:59:39I am perfection!
00:59:39I am perfection!
01:00:08I'm going on break.
01:00:20Slaughter makes it home for lunch.
01:00:22Androids are no longer illegal.
01:00:24World learns its lesson.
01:00:38My, my, my.