silent night deadly night / 1984 movie

retro tv gold

An orphan raised by nuns (Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick) grows up to be a killer toy-store Santa Claus.

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00:03:14Don't worry. Santa Claus is going to bring you a big surprise tonight.

00:03:19He just brings me.

00:03:24Del is always one of my favorites.

00:03:26Give us a call. He can't see something special.

00:03:29We haven't played for you yet.

00:03:44I've had your father brought to the recreation room. Right this way.

00:04:14Dad?

00:04:18Can you hear me?

00:04:21It's me, Dad. Jimmy.

00:04:27Dad. It's Ellie.

00:04:32We have Billy here and little Ricky, too.

00:04:35Why doesn't Grandpa say something?

00:04:37He doesn't hear us, honey. He doesn't even know we're here.

00:04:41Then what did we come for?

00:04:44Billy.

00:04:47He's gotten so much worse.

00:04:49I have your father's records, Mr. Chapman. We can review them in my office.

00:04:54Wait right here, okay, honey?

00:04:56Daddy and I are going to be right back.

00:05:04Don't worry. Grandpa's not going to hurt you.

00:05:13What do you want her for? She can't help you?

00:05:14Nobody can.

00:05:15You're scared, ain't you?

00:05:19You're scared, ain't you?

00:05:20You're scared, ain't you?

00:05:21You should be.

00:05:22Christmas Eve.

00:05:23Christmas Eve.

00:05:24It's the scariest damn night of the year.

00:05:25I'd be scared, too.

00:05:26as far as you.

00:05:27You know what happened?

00:05:28You're scared, too.

00:05:29You're scared, too.

00:05:30You're scared, too.

00:05:31You're scared, too.

00:05:32You're scared, too.

00:05:33You're scared, fool.

00:05:34You're scared, fool.

00:05:35She can't help you?

00:05:36Nobody can.

00:05:37You're scared, ain't you?

00:05:40You should be.

00:05:43Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year.

00:05:50I'd be scared, too.

00:05:51I'd be scared, too.

00:05:52As of you.

00:05:53You know what happens at Christmas Eve, don't you?

00:05:57You know all about Santa Claus.

00:06:03He brings presents to all good boys and girls.

00:06:07Heh heh heh.

00:06:08Your daddy told you that, didn't he?

00:06:11Well, I'll tell you something.

00:06:13Silent Claus only brings presents to them that's been good all year.

00:06:24To the ones that ain't done nothing naughty.

00:06:27Naughty.

00:06:30All the other ones.

00:06:33All the naughty ones.

00:06:36He punishes.

00:06:38What about you, boy?

00:06:43You been good all year?

00:06:49You see Santa Claus tonight?

00:06:56You better run, boy.

00:06:58You better run for your life.

00:07:01Time to go home, Billy.

00:07:18Dad, we have to go now.

00:07:21We'll come back and see you soon.

00:07:26Come on, son.

00:07:31I'll be good from now on.

00:07:34I promise.

00:07:50Mommy, were you ever naughty when you were little?

00:07:54Once or twice.

00:07:56Did Santa Claus ever punish you?

00:07:59Where did you get an idea like that, hon?

00:08:03Grandpa.

00:08:05Grandpa?

00:08:06Grandpa said Santa Claus was gonna punish me.

00:08:10You think Dad could've talked to him?

00:08:12I don't see why Billy would lie.

00:08:15Maybe we oughta call Dr. Conway.

00:08:18I don't want him to come.

00:08:20I'm scared.

00:08:21Of who, honey?

00:08:22Santa Claus.

00:08:23Honey, there's nothing to be scared of.

00:08:26Grandpa.

00:08:27Grandpa said Santa Claus was gonna punish me.

00:08:29Billy, calm down.

00:08:31Grandpa is nothing but a crazy old fool.

00:08:36Mommy, you shouldn't have said that.

00:08:39It's naughty to say bad things about old people.

00:08:43Santa Claus will punish you.

00:08:45You.

00:08:51Well, ho, ho, ho.

00:08:53I don't get enough of this shit on the radio

00:08:54and it has to come into my store now.

00:08:56What's the matter?

00:08:57You don't like Santa Claus?

00:09:00It's good for business, bad for my stomach.

00:09:02A lot of phony sentiments, you know what I'm saying?

00:09:06What charity are you with?

00:09:09What the hell are you doing that for?

00:09:10I'm holding you up, asshole.

00:09:12Put the money in the bag.

00:09:16So it's not all phony sentiment, is it?

00:09:18A lot of it's genuine greed.

00:09:20I'll hide you.

00:09:21I'll hide you.

00:09:3731 bucks.

00:09:39Merry fucking Christmas.

00:09:51Steve Carlson here at KLOX FM,

00:09:57where the temperature this Christmas Eve

00:09:59is still holding in there at 21 degrees at 7 o'clock.

00:10:03Well, we hope Santa is dressed warm tonight, don't we?

00:10:07Santa's watching, Santa's waiting.

00:10:12Christmas Eve is slowly fading.

00:10:15Can't you hear me?

00:10:21How's it going, Em?

00:10:25A lot of ways to go, yeah.

00:10:31What's that?

00:10:32Hmm?

00:10:33I thought I saw something out there on the road.

00:10:37There it is again, see?

00:10:40There's something up there, all right.

00:10:42What would anybody be doing stuck out here in the middle of the...

00:10:46Hey, do you see what I think?

00:10:50He must be on his way to a party.

00:10:54Do you think we should wake up Billy?

00:10:58Santa Claus!

00:10:59Looks like you get to see him tonight after all, Billy.

00:11:01No, Daddy, I don't want to see him.

00:11:03Keep going, don't stop.

00:11:14Need a ride, Santa Claus?

00:11:15Oh, no, not exactly.

00:11:17What's the problem?

00:11:18Oh, there's no problem.

00:11:20It's just that I ran into a little bit of lousy luck.

00:11:24Jump!

00:11:25Go!

00:11:31No!

00:11:53No!

00:11:54No!

00:11:55Oh!

00:11:57Oh, no!

00:11:59Help!

00:12:01Help!

00:12:03Help!

00:12:05Help!

00:12:07Help!

00:12:15Help!

00:12:17Baby!

00:12:19Baby!

00:12:21Let me!

00:12:23Hey, you little bastard!

00:12:53Hey, you little baby, sweet little baby, sweet little baby, pretty baby, sweet little baby,

00:13:21pretty baby, sweet little baby, sweet little baby.

00:13:36All right, now, who's next?

00:13:39Oh, yes.

00:13:41We haven't seen your drawing yet, have we?

00:13:45Billy?

00:13:47Billy?

00:13:49Answer me.

00:13:51Okay.

00:13:52Let's go, Billy.

00:13:53Come on up here.

00:13:54Put your drawing up on the board with the others.

00:13:59You put it in place and I'll put the tape on it.

00:14:02Ah!

00:14:03Sister, look!

00:14:07Billy, take that down!

00:14:10Young man, you go find Mother Superior and you show her what you've done.

00:14:15March!

00:14:25Explain this, will you?

00:14:27I'm sorry, Mother Superior.

00:14:29Are you?

00:14:31I don't think so.

00:14:33But you will be.

00:14:35You will learn what it is to be sorry.

00:14:38Now, go to your room and stay there.

00:14:40Yes, Mother Superior.

00:14:43Until I tell you to come out.

00:14:50Well, you finally have what you've been asking for, Mother Superior.

00:14:55Proof.

00:14:56Of what, Sister Margaret?

00:14:58Of what I've been saying.

00:15:00That it's all still inside him.

00:15:03All that terrible violence he saw.

00:15:06His drawing clearly shows that.

00:15:08I am not interested in what you think.

00:15:11I thought you finally understood that.

00:15:13Simply because something unfortunate happened to his parents,

00:15:18which he knows nothing about,

00:15:20is no reason to allow him to run wild.

00:15:23He must be taught.

00:15:25But the memory is still there, Mother Superior, waiting to come out.

00:15:30And if it does, and if he has received proper training,

00:15:34he will know how to cope with it.

00:15:36But if he keeps going on like this much longer, it may be too late.

00:15:40It seems to get worse for him every Christmas.

00:15:46Well...

00:15:49Won't go on any longer.

00:15:51I will take charge of that child personally.

00:15:55He needs help, Mother Superior.

00:15:58He'll get it.

00:16:02Good day, Sister.

00:16:07Good day, Mother Superior.

00:16:40I think you've been locked away up here long enough.

00:16:48Why don't you come out and help us build our snowman?

00:16:51No, I can't.

00:16:56Look, Billy.

00:16:58Mother Superior only wants what's best for you.

00:17:01And I think what's best for you is to come out and play with the other children, okay?

00:17:08Yes, sister.

00:17:09Okay.

00:17:10Okay.

00:17:40Okay.

00:17:41Okay.

00:17:42Okay.

00:17:43Okay.

00:17:44Okay.

00:17:45Okay.

00:17:46Okay.

00:17:47Okay.

00:19:25William!

00:19:26Don't blame him, Mother Superior.

00:19:27I told him he could come out.

00:19:28Stay out of this system out, Ruth.

00:19:38William, come here.

00:19:39Billy, what's wrong?

00:19:41Billy, what's wrong?

00:19:42Your brother's in that case.

00:19:43That's what's wrong.

00:19:44No, he's not!

00:19:45Take it back!

00:19:46Boys!

00:19:47What did you see upstairs, William?

00:19:48Nothing, Mother Superior.

00:19:49Do you know what they were doing?

00:19:50No, Mother Superior.

00:19:51Good.

00:19:52Good.

00:19:53What they were doing was something very, very naughty.

00:19:55They thought they could do it without being caught.

00:19:59But when we do something naughty, we are always caught.

00:20:00And then we are punished.

00:20:02Punishment is absolute.

00:20:03Punishment is necessary.

00:20:04Punishment is necessary.

00:20:05Punishment is good.

00:20:06Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:07Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:08You left your room, William.

00:20:09Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:10You left your room, William.

00:20:11Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:12Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:13Very, very naughty.

00:20:14Very, very naughty.

00:20:15Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:16You left your room, William.

00:20:17Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:18You left your room, William.

00:20:19Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:21You left your room, William.

00:20:22Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:23You left your room, William.

00:20:24Yes, Mother Superior.

00:20:25Very, very naughty.

00:20:51Now go to bed and stay there.

00:21:21well, that's half girl.

00:21:22You're the one who leave her, William.

00:21:25Mm, what's up there.

00:21:32Ooooh!

00:21:39Help!

00:21:40So cute.

00:21:44How's that?

00:21:46movable.

00:21:50No!

00:21:52No!

00:22:06No!

00:22:08No!

00:22:14No!

00:22:15Please let me up.

00:22:36Sister Margaret.

00:22:40Let me out.

00:22:42Leave him alone.

00:22:42Please let me up.

00:22:44Please.

00:22:44Let me out.

00:22:46Sister Margaret.

00:22:48Let me out of here.

00:22:54Let me out.

00:22:56Let me out.

00:22:58Let me out.

00:23:01Sister Margaret.

00:23:04Let me out of here.

00:23:06Please.

00:23:06Please let me out.

00:23:09I see nothing but breathe.

00:23:23There should be gratitude.

00:23:24Let me out.

00:23:30What?

00:23:30Where is it?

00:23:31No.

00:23:32Can I see him?

00:23:36Are you ready to behave properly, William?

00:23:39Yes, Melissa.

00:23:40There you go.

00:23:41Good.

00:23:43Go find your present.

00:23:43Let me see yours.

00:23:44No, I'll be careful.

00:23:46You'll be careful.

00:23:46Be careful.

00:23:47Oh, that's great.

00:23:50You will have no more trouble with him.

00:23:54You will see how well my methods work.

00:23:59Of course, he'll improve once Christmas is over.

00:24:02He always does.

00:24:05Well, it isn't over, Sister Margaret.

00:24:08We still have our annual Christmas visit from Santa Claus.

00:24:11William will sit on Santa Claus' lap and behave.

00:24:17You'll see.

00:24:20I'm going to come.

00:24:28No!

00:24:30No!

00:24:31No!

00:24:32No!

00:24:33No!

00:24:34No!

00:24:35No!

00:24:36No!

00:24:37No!

00:24:38No!

00:24:39No!

00:24:40No!

00:24:41You will learn gratitude.

00:24:43Say thank you to Santa Claus.

00:24:45No!

00:24:46No!

00:24:47No!

00:24:48No!

00:24:49No!

00:24:50No!

00:24:52No!

00:24:54Billy!

00:24:56Billy!

00:24:57Billy!

00:25:01What the hell's wrong with that kid?

00:25:11I'm sorry.

00:25:15I didn't mean to be naughty.

00:25:18Don't punish me.

00:25:20Please.

00:25:24William!

00:25:27Please, Mr. Simms.

00:25:34Every store in town has turned us down.

00:25:37There must be some job you can give this boy.

00:25:40Why, he just turned...

00:25:42I'm sorry, sister, but I only have one job open.

00:25:45And it's for a man, not for a boy.

00:25:48It's in the stock room, hauling crates.

00:25:51It's just not a job for a kid.

00:25:53I suppose not.

00:25:55Sorry, I couldn't help.

00:25:57Well, you wouldn't expect some kid to haul heavy crates all day long, would you?

00:26:02Glad you understand.

00:26:04Well, here's Billy now. Maybe you'd like to meet him, Mr. Simms.

00:26:06That's not necessary.

00:26:07Billy!

00:26:09Billy, meet Mr. Simms.

00:26:10Oh.

00:26:21Well, uh...

00:26:23Um...

00:26:25I'm always happy to help the church, sister.

00:26:29He starts Monday morning.

00:26:31Nine o'clock. Sharp.

00:26:32Oh, thank you, Mr. Simms.

00:26:33Oh, thank you, Mr. Simms.

00:26:36I'm looking for the warm side of the door, where the fire's bright, and it's burning every night.

00:26:49Everybody will be there, and they'll be smiling at me, and I won't need no more, on the warm side of the door.

00:27:06My brother's there.

00:27:07My brother's there.

00:27:08My brother's there.

00:27:09My brother's there.

00:27:10On the warm side of the door.

00:27:11Oh, oh...

00:27:20Oh, oh...

00:27:23Oh, oh.

00:27:28He'll call to me.

00:27:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:27:32Oh, oh.

00:27:33He'll call to me.

00:27:35The way he did before.

00:27:40Oh, oh, oh.

00:27:41There'll be thunder and lightning

00:27:47But we're safe and sound

00:27:53And I won't need no more

00:27:57On the warm side of the door

00:28:00There's always people who love you

00:28:07That will kiss you and hug you

00:28:09And it's always Christmas

00:28:12On the warm side of the door

00:28:16There's always people who love you

00:28:22That will kiss you and hug you

00:28:25And it's always Christmas

00:28:27On the warm side of the door

00:28:31There's always people who love you

00:28:37That will kiss you and hug you

00:28:40And it's always Christmas

00:28:43On the warm side of the door

00:28:49So what the fuck do you think you're doing now?

00:28:59I... you shouldn't... you shouldn't talk like that

00:29:02Oh, well excuse me, Ann Landers

00:29:05You know, what is it with you lately, Billy?

00:29:09Nothing

00:29:09You know, I'm gonna level with you

00:29:12When you came here a couple of months ago

00:29:14You were an all right kid

00:29:15But all of a sudden

00:29:16You got this fucking attitude problem

00:29:18Snapping at me all the time

00:29:20You're staring off into space

00:29:21Like some moon goon

00:29:23Will you just... just leave me alone, all right?

00:29:25When I leave you alone, asshole

00:29:27None of your fucking work gets done

00:29:29Look, I don't care about my fucking work

00:29:32Oh, is that so wise-ass?

00:29:35Look, just leave me alone

00:29:36Merry Christmas, everyone

00:29:45Ho, ho, ho, ho

00:29:47Merry Christmas

00:29:48Come here, you little bastards

00:29:54Are you all right, Billy?

00:30:05Yeah

00:30:07Yeah, I...

00:30:09You don't look so good

00:30:10No, I'm... I'm fine

00:30:13Really, I...

00:30:14Come on, Jeremy, you're on

00:30:16Don't worry about this stuff

00:30:20I'll straighten it up for you, okay?

00:30:25Are you sure you're all right, Billy?

00:30:27Yeah, yeah, I...

00:30:29Never felt better in my life

00:30:32Can I help you?

00:30:34Yes, I will

00:30:35Billy, are you sure you're all right?

00:30:43Never felt better in my life

00:30:45Go now, let go golden door, let go

00:30:48To go to the dream

00:30:50And be sure to meet up...

00:30:51The

00:31:02Do you know what?

00:31:03All right, let's get up!

00:31:04Go into the dream

00:31:05And that's part of the dream

00:31:06Right here, I will

00:31:06It will become my dream

00:31:08going...

00:31:38I want to be good.

00:32:02I don't want to be naughty.

00:32:05I'm sorry.

00:32:06Don't punish me.

00:32:08Don't punish me.

00:32:10Please.

00:32:20Christmas Eve.

00:32:22Only one more day and this Christmas crap is history.

00:32:25I hate to ruin your party mood, Mr. Sims,

00:32:27but a teensy problem has arisen personnel-wise.

00:32:30Well, do something about it, solution-wise.

00:32:33It ain't that simple, Mr. Sims.

00:32:36I just got a call from one of the employees.

00:32:38Seems he went ice skating last night and broke his ankle.

00:32:41He'll be out for the remainder of the season.

00:32:44Lucky him.

00:32:46Call the temporary agency and get a replacement.

00:32:50Do I have to think of everything around here?

00:32:52Well, then, think of this.

00:32:54The agency's only got women.

00:32:57This job requires a person of the male persuasion.

00:33:02Oh.

00:33:03A big, fat, jolly one.

00:33:06You receiving me?

00:33:08Oh, no.

00:33:09You pull another disappearing act like yesterday, Billy,

00:33:15and I'm going to go straight to Sims.

00:33:18I don't think you realize this, but I'm giving you a break.

00:33:22That's a hell of a lot more than he'll do.

00:33:25Sims is nobody's friend.

00:33:27Remember that.

00:33:29Ah, Mr. Sims!

00:33:30Billy boy!

00:33:31How are you?

00:33:32I've been meaning to come around and see how you're enjoying yourself.

00:33:38Well, everything okay?

00:33:41Uh, yeah.

00:33:42Yes, fine.

00:33:43Everything's fine, Mr. Sims.

00:33:45Good, good, good boy.

00:33:48Ah, listen, Bill.

00:33:49The reason I dropped by,

00:33:51I've got a little problem maybe you could help me with.

00:33:56I mean, if you'd like to.

00:33:59Of course, Mr. Sims.

00:34:01Anything you want.

00:34:02You just tell me what it is, and I'll be glad to help out.

00:34:05Good.

00:34:06Good boy.

00:34:09That's very good.

00:34:11Very realistic.

00:34:13Isn't it, Mrs. Randall?

00:34:14He's definitely fat and jolly.

00:34:18Take a closer look at yourself in the mirror, Billy.

00:34:21And just remember,

00:34:23be jolly.

00:34:25Lots of, uh, ho, ho, ho.

00:34:27Try not to scare the little bastards.

00:34:29Sometimes they cry their heads off.

00:34:33I guess they think the old guy's scary.

00:34:35Silly, isn't he?

00:34:38Yeah.

00:34:40Silly.

00:34:41Hey, stop it.

00:34:52Please stop it.

00:34:54What's the matter with you?

00:34:56Please.

00:34:58Stop it.

00:34:59Please stop it.

00:35:02What's the matter with you?

00:35:04Stop it.

00:35:04Stop kicking.

00:35:05Do you have any idea what you're doing?

00:35:11You're being naughty.

00:35:13Right on Santa's lap.

00:35:14I don't bring toys to naughty children.

00:35:17I punish them.

00:35:20Severely.

00:35:21That's right.

00:35:25Stop it.

00:35:27Or I'll have to punish you.

00:35:31He sure knows how to handle kids.

00:35:34He's great, isn't he?

00:35:44Mommy!

00:35:45Mommy!

00:35:51I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:35:55Christ, keep your head on.

00:35:59Stock room, Andy speaking.

00:36:01Who?

00:36:03No, no.

00:36:04Billy, don't work back here no more.

00:36:07Sure, sure.

00:36:08I can tell you his new job.

00:36:10Ho, ho, ho.

00:36:12He's playing Santa Claus for a bunch of snot-nosed kids.

00:36:15He's playing Santa Claus for a bunch of snot-nosed kids.

00:36:45It's time to get shit-faced!

00:36:57Merry Christmas, Helen.

00:36:58How about a cheap drill?

00:37:08Santa Claus, come join the party.

00:37:15Santa Claus, come on over here.

00:37:18There you go, there you go, there you go.

00:37:23Drink up.

00:37:32Stick with me, kids.

00:37:34By the time this party's over,

00:37:36you'll think you are Santa Claus.

00:37:38We wish you a Merry Christmas.

00:37:51We wish you a Merry Christmas.

00:37:54We wish you a Merry Christmas

00:37:57and a Happy New Year.

00:38:00Good tidings for you,

00:38:03wherever you are.

00:38:06We wish you a Merry Christmas

00:38:09and a Happy New Year.

00:38:13We wish you a Merry Christmas.

00:38:43Hey, what you doing, huh?

00:38:48I was, uh, thinking about my parents.

00:38:54Oh, good, good, good.

00:38:56That's fine, that's fine.

00:38:59A boy should think about his parents at Christmas.

00:39:03Good one.

00:39:04They're dead.

00:39:06Oh, God.

00:39:09Oh, I'm sorry.

00:39:10I forgot.

00:39:13Oh, God, I'm sorry.

00:39:16Hey, Santa!

00:39:18Santa, you better sober up.

00:39:21You got a long night ahead of you.

00:39:27Huh?

00:39:29Do you remember what Santa Claus does on Christmas Eve, don't you?

00:39:35Yeah.

00:39:37Yeah, I know what he does.

00:39:40Better get it started.

00:39:41Oh, I better get started.

00:39:52Fucking party's dead anyway.

00:39:57Ah!

00:39:58Go get him, Santa!

00:40:01Go get him!

00:40:03Ah.

00:40:04Oh, they're dead, huh?

00:40:31Come on.

00:40:32You got me a present, Andy.

00:40:36I don't see why you just don't bring it out there

00:40:38where everybody can see it.

00:40:41Pammy, this particular present

00:40:44really isn't for everybody to see.

00:40:48Something I've been wanting to give you for a long time.

00:40:51Come on, it's just right back there.

00:40:54Hey, trust me, huh?

00:40:57You are going to love it.

00:41:04Come on.

00:41:14Santa's watching, Santa's creeping,

00:41:18and you're nodding, now you're sleeping.

00:41:22Were you good for Mom and Dad?

00:41:25Santa knows if you've been packed.

00:41:30There might be a treat for you

00:41:33in Santa's bag of toys.

00:41:36But Christmas won't be fun and games

00:41:41for naughty girls and boys.

00:41:45Santa's watching, Santa's waiting.

00:41:52Christmas Eve is slowly fading.

00:41:57Daddy, in the night,

00:42:01close the door, turn it out.

00:42:07Santa's creeping, now you're nodding,

00:42:11now you're sleeping.

00:42:14Were you good for Mom and Dad?

00:42:17Come on, don't do that, Andy.

00:42:29Come on, don't do that, Andy.

00:42:30Come on, don't do that.

00:42:32Come on, let's go back now.

00:42:35Come on, let's go back now.

00:42:38Andy, stop it.

00:42:40Please, Andy, no.

00:42:42Come on, let's go back.

00:42:46No, no.

00:42:49Come on.

00:42:53Ah!

00:42:54Ah!

00:42:55Ah!

00:42:56Ah!

00:42:57Ah!

00:42:58Ah!

00:42:59Ah!

00:43:00Ah!

00:43:01Ah!

00:43:02Ah!

00:43:03Ah!

00:43:04Ah!

00:43:05Ah!

00:43:06Ah!

00:43:07Ah!

00:43:08Ah!

00:43:09Ah!

00:43:10Ah!

00:43:11Ah!

00:43:12Ah!

00:43:13Ah!

00:43:14Ah!

00:43:15Ah!

00:43:16Ah!

00:43:17Ah!

00:43:18Ah!

00:43:19Ah!

00:43:20Ah!

00:43:21Ah!

00:43:22Ah!

00:43:23Ah!

00:43:24Ah!

00:43:25Ah!

00:43:26Ah!

00:43:27Ah!

00:43:28Ah!

00:43:29Ah!

00:43:30Ah!

00:43:31Ah!

00:43:32Ah!

00:43:32Please, please, please.

00:43:41No.

00:43:44Keep going.

00:43:44No!

00:43:46No!

00:43:48No!

00:43:50No!

00:43:52No!

00:43:54No!

00:43:56No!

00:43:58No!

00:44:00No!

00:44:04Yes!

00:44:18Yes!

00:44:20Yes!

00:44:22Yes!

00:44:24I'm sorry.

00:44:26I'm sorry.

00:44:28I'm sorry.

00:44:30You're all keen.

00:44:32Dory!

00:44:54You're crazy!

00:45:02Stop it, Pamela.

00:45:04You bastard! You're crazy!

00:45:10Get the hell away from me!

00:45:12You bastard!

00:45:14You bastard! You're crazy!

00:45:18Get the hell away from me!

00:45:20You bastard! You're crazy!

00:45:22Get the hell away from me!

00:45:30Did you hear something?

00:45:32I don't hear anything, Mr. Sims.

00:45:34Must have been your imagination.

00:45:44Punishment is necessary, Pamela.

00:45:46It is good!

00:45:52I heard something, my God.

00:45:58I heard something, my God.

00:46:00I heard something, my God.

00:46:02There's nobody in here!

00:46:32There's nobody in here.

00:47:02Same as you're drunk, you're hearing things.

00:47:13There's nobody in here.

00:47:25Mr. Sims!

00:47:33Oh, Mr. Sims!

00:47:36Mr. Sims!

00:47:42Mr. Sims!

00:47:49Come out here and see this!

00:47:53It's lovely!

00:47:55Mr. Sims, are you hiding in there?

00:48:13Mr. Sims, are you hiding in there?

00:48:29Mr. Sims!

00:48:42Mr. Sims!

00:48:43Mr. Sims!

00:48:46Mr. Sims!

00:48:50Mr. Sims!

00:49:02Mr. Sims!

00:49:03Thank God!

00:49:04Mr. Sims!

00:49:16Mr. Sims!

00:49:19Mr. Sims!

00:49:22Mr. Sims!

00:49:24It was the night before Christmas

00:49:46and all through the house

00:49:48when a creature was stirring

00:49:53Not even a mouse

00:50:03Not even a mouse

00:50:13Not even a mouse

00:50:22Not even a mouse

00:50:32Not even a mouse

00:50:36Not even a mouse

00:50:48Not even a mouse

00:50:57Not even a mouse

00:51:07Not even a mouse

00:51:09Not even a mouse

00:51:16Not even a mouse

00:51:20Not even a mouse

00:51:23Not even a mouse

00:51:28Hello?

00:51:30Anybody there?

00:51:32Hello?

00:51:34Really?

00:51:36Are you in here?

00:51:38No.

00:51:40No.

00:51:42No.

00:51:44No.

00:51:46No.

00:51:48No.

00:51:50No.

00:51:52No.

00:51:54No.

00:51:56No.

00:51:58No.

00:52:00On this eve

00:52:02When saints and angels sing among us

00:52:04Holly hung just right

00:52:06And faces bright with Christmas fever

00:52:09Happy eve of happy day

00:52:12Candles burning tables full

00:52:14Drawers of spilling wrapping paper

00:52:17Closets stuffed with down and wool ends

00:52:22Now there's time to make your vow

00:52:25To help your friends and love your neighbors

00:52:27Joyful neighbors

00:52:29When the Christmas fever lends us tears

00:52:33On the water

00:52:35On the water

00:52:36Shhh!

00:52:37I can't concentrate with that racket.

00:52:39Hold on.

00:52:41Come on.

00:52:43I can't wait for your friends

00:53:05Denise, I want to stay up to see Santa Claus.

00:53:09Cindy, go back to bed right this minute.

00:53:14But I can't sleep.

00:53:16She's going down.

00:53:18Cindy, don't come down here.

00:53:21We're doing our homework.

00:53:24Cindy, if you don't go back to bed, Santa won't come.

00:53:30He's not the only one.

00:53:32He won't?

00:53:34No.

00:53:36You're being bad, Cindy.

00:53:38Now go back to bed.

00:53:40Well, okay.

00:53:46Back to our studies.

00:53:54Two ball in a corner pocket.

00:53:57Hmm.

00:53:59Oh, shit.

00:54:12What?

00:54:13Oh, shit.

00:54:25Why?

00:54:26Oh, sorry, Tommy.

00:54:27I've got to go upstairs for a minute.

00:54:29Oh, what for?

00:54:30Um, the cat wants to come and saw it.

00:54:34How do you know?

00:54:35I heard a caller jingling at the door.

00:54:37And I'm a time to be jolly good golly.

00:54:41Yeah.

00:54:42I got the food.

00:54:44I got the food.

00:54:46I got the food.

00:54:48I got the Christmas food.

00:54:53Baby, I got the food.

00:54:56I'm gonna kill her.

00:54:58It's terrible, darling!

00:54:59My clothes are running!

00:55:00My-

00:55:01Hoodie?

00:55:02You out there?

00:55:03Hoodie?

00:55:04Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty?

00:55:06Kitty?

00:55:07Where'd she go?

00:55:08Okay.

00:55:09You're on your own until morning.

00:55:12Merry Christmas.

00:55:13Where'd she go?

00:55:17Okay.

00:55:19You're on your own until morning.

00:55:22Merry Christmas.

00:55:24There you are, you bad kiddie!

00:55:26Punish!

00:55:43I'm sorry!

00:55:55Oh my God!

00:55:59No!

00:56:00No!

00:56:04No!

00:56:06Noo!

00:56:08No, no way!

00:56:11Fonus! Fonus! Fonus!

00:56:41Hey, Denise. What are you doing?

00:57:11I guess I really need that one more. I've got another one more. I've got another one more. I've got another one more. I've got another one more.

00:57:23Holy shit.

00:57:27Denise? Where are you?

00:57:37Denise? Are you okay?

00:57:44Well, if this is some kind of joke, I'm going to kill her.

00:57:52I'm going to kill her.

00:57:59Hey!

00:58:01I'm going to kill her.

00:58:08I'm going to kill her.

00:58:12I'm going to kill her.

00:58:17Operator. Operator, I need the police.

00:58:45Punish.

00:58:47No!

00:59:07Punish!

00:59:09No!

00:59:11No!

00:59:31Santa Claus!

00:59:33I see you come. Did you bring me a present?

00:59:51Have...

00:59:53Have you been good?

00:59:59Or have you been naughty?

01:00:03Good.

01:00:05You haven't done anything naughty?

01:00:09No, Santa Claus.

01:00:11Are you sure?

01:00:15Are you sure?

01:00:17No.

01:00:19No.

01:00:21No.

01:00:23No.

01:00:25No.

01:00:27No.

01:00:29No.

01:00:31No.

01:00:33No.

01:00:35No.

01:00:37No.

01:00:39No.

01:00:41No.

01:00:43No.

01:00:45No.

01:00:47No.

01:00:49No.

01:00:51No.

01:00:53No.

01:00:55No.

01:00:57Denise?

01:01:09Denise?

01:01:11Denise?

01:01:27Denise?

01:01:30Can you believe this?

01:01:32It's Christmas Eve, and we got orders to bring in Santa Claus.

01:01:37Hey, Miller, what do you think the captain would do if we brought in the real one?

01:01:40He was never satisfied.

01:01:42He'd send us back out to pick up the Easter Bunny.

01:01:45Peter Pan made it.

01:01:52Hey, look.

01:01:57What are you doing?

01:02:08What do you think you're doing?

01:02:15Hold it. Stop right there.

01:02:19Daddy.

01:02:23Daddy?

01:02:27Daddy?

01:02:30I'm jumping away.

01:02:33Daddy?

01:02:34I'm good.

01:02:35Daddy?

01:02:36Daddy?

01:02:38Daddy?

01:02:40Daddy?

01:02:41Daddy?

01:02:42Daddy?

01:02:43Um, don't you Ru�?

01:02:44Daddy?

01:02:46Well, you must have Jimmy maybe to take it.

01:02:49If you have some boat pitch, I'm getting some boat?

01:02:52Um, don't you successfully?

01:02:54Look at this hill, a virgin, man.

01:03:22It's the only kind you'll ever get.

01:03:24I'm going down first.

01:03:33Go on.

01:03:35What's the matter?

01:03:36Are you afraid?

01:03:37Shut up a second.

01:03:41Are you having a religious experience?

01:03:43Or did you pee your pants?

01:03:47Somebody else is out there.

01:03:48Who would be out here this time of the night on Christmas Eve?

01:04:00Go on.

01:04:01Be quiet for a minute.

01:04:02I feel like somebody's watching me.

01:04:06Like who?

01:04:08Santa's little elves?

01:04:10Well, maybe it was just my imagination.

01:04:12Yeah.

01:04:13It would be if you had one.

01:04:14Now ride your stupid sled.

01:04:16My sled ain't stupid.

01:04:17I'll show you.

01:04:18Watch.

01:04:18Well, if it isn't Bob and Mac.

01:04:27Now why don't you guys just get the fuck out of the way?

01:04:29Glad to, little man.

01:04:39But, uh, we're going to go sledding.

01:04:43Oh, that's the plan.

01:04:46You guys are going to take our sleds.

01:04:48Oh, you guys are great.

01:04:52You know, I want to grow up to be just like you.

01:04:55Ugly and very stupid.

01:05:03Oh.

01:05:08Do you want to take that back?

01:05:10Fuckface.

01:05:10Oh, Deb.

01:05:12I said take it back.

01:05:14All right.

01:05:15All right.

01:05:15I'm sorry.

01:05:18Now get out of here.

01:05:22Too much, sir.

01:05:23Get out of here.

01:05:26Yeah.

01:05:28All right.

01:05:28All right, let's go.

01:05:30You go first.

01:05:32Okay.

01:05:42Hey, what if I hit a tree?

01:05:44Just go.

01:05:48Okay.

01:06:00We're right here, man.

01:06:15that's beautiful all right now watch this

01:06:45oh god

01:06:51oh my god

01:06:55oh my god

01:06:59oh my god

01:07:15oh

01:07:19oh

01:07:23oh

01:07:27oh

01:07:31oh

01:07:33oh

01:07:35oh

01:07:37oh

01:07:39oh

01:07:41oh

01:07:43oh

01:07:51oh

01:07:53sorry i must have fallen asleep

01:07:59oh

01:08:01all bad sister

01:08:03three more murders

01:08:17i'm eluding my men all night

01:08:25the kid may be nuts

01:08:29but he's not stupid

01:08:31no

01:08:33no he's not stupid

01:08:35in fact everything he's been doing

01:08:37has a kind of logic to it

01:08:39once you understand what he's gone through

01:08:41if that's true

01:08:43if that's true

01:08:47there ought to be a way we can predict his next move

01:08:51no

01:08:53no

01:08:55no

01:08:57no

01:08:59no

01:09:01no

01:09:03no

01:09:11no

01:09:13no

01:09:15no

01:09:17no

01:09:19no

01:09:21no

01:09:23no

01:09:25no

01:09:29no

01:09:31no

01:09:33no

01:09:35no

01:09:37no

01:09:39no

01:09:49no

01:09:51no

01:09:53no

01:09:55no

01:09:57no

01:09:59no

01:10:01no

01:10:03no

01:10:05no

01:10:07no

01:10:09no

01:10:11no

01:10:13no

01:10:15no

01:10:17no

01:10:19no

01:10:21no

01:10:23no

01:10:25no

01:10:26no

01:10:27no

01:10:29no

01:10:31no

01:10:44no

01:10:45no

01:10:47Oh, my God.

01:11:08Ouch!

01:11:09Can you see it coming?

01:11:17Oh, my God!

01:11:24So, Mr. Barnes, I'm approaching the orphanage now.

01:11:28Everything looks okay. There's a bunch of kids playing in the yard.

01:11:33Holy shit!

01:11:41Hey, hold it!

01:11:43Hold it!

01:11:44Get out of there! Get away from me!

01:11:47Oh, my God.

01:12:01Children! Inside! Hurry!

01:12:04Santa!

01:12:06Ricky!

01:12:08Come away from there!

01:12:17The man dressed as Santa Claus was shot and killed at St. Mary's home. Ambulance is on the way.

01:12:30I'm sorry, sister.

01:12:33But at least it's all over.

01:12:41Uh, Captain, we got a problem here.

01:12:44The description of the dead man, it's all wrong.

01:12:47What?

01:12:48What?

01:12:49What do you mean all wrong?

01:12:51Barnes says the guy's about 50, under six feet tall.

01:12:54My God!

01:12:56It's Father O'Brien.

01:12:58He was our Santa this year.

01:13:00The kid we're looking for is 18.

01:13:03Barnes wanted the guy to stop, Captain. He didn't respond.

01:13:06Of course not. He's deaf. He couldn't hear it.

01:13:09You tell Barnes to stay at the orphanage.

01:13:13The killer may still be on his way there.

01:13:1510-4.

01:13:17We've got to help him.

01:13:19We've just got to.

01:13:20You!

01:13:44I don't understand how you could have mistaken Father O'Brien for the murder in the first place.

01:13:47He was dressed as a Santa Claus.

01:13:53Captain Richards can explain everything when he gets here, man.

01:13:57I'm sorry for what happened, but there is a killer on the way here.

01:14:04Oh, the children.

01:14:06No harm must come to the children. Do you understand?

01:14:09That's why I'm here, sister.

01:14:11I am Mother Superior, and so far all you have done is harm.

01:14:15I'm sorry.

01:14:20I'm going to check out the grounds. In the meantime, you make sure everyone stays locked up inside.

01:14:26Don't let anybody come in unless you know exactly who it is.

01:14:30No one is going to get in that doesn't belong here.

01:14:32I know.

01:14:33I'm here.

01:14:34I'm here.

01:14:36I'm here.

01:14:37I'm here.

01:14:40I'm here.

01:14:41I never win.

01:14:43I'm here.

01:14:45I ain't here.

01:14:47You, my man.

01:14:49I didn't belong here.

01:14:50Poor things are scared to death.

01:15:08Oh, yes.

01:15:11They need something to keep their mind on it.

01:15:15Richard!

01:15:17Yes, Mother Superior?

01:15:18Will you please get my pinch bite?

01:15:23Such a good boy.

01:15:24Not at all like his older brother, William.

01:15:28Children, listen to me.

01:15:30I know that you're very upset, and I understand.

01:15:33But I want you to stop that moping.

01:15:36We're going to sing.

01:15:39Oh.

01:15:42Ready, sister?

01:15:44Deck the hall.

01:15:45And a one, and a two, and a three.

01:15:49Deck the hall with mouths of holly.

01:15:54Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

01:15:57In the beginning of the week's love,

01:16:01ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

01:16:04In the beginning of the week's love,

01:16:07in the beginning of the year's love,

01:16:08ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

01:16:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:16:42Oh, oh, oh.

01:17:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:17:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:18:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:18:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:18:54Oh, oh, oh.

01:18:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:19:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:19:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:19:32All right, let's try now Jingle Bear.

01:19:39All right.

01:19:39Andrew, where do you think you're going?

01:19:41Come on, we need outdoors.

01:19:48No, don't!

01:19:51It's Santa!

01:19:53Chrissy, stay away!

01:19:55Stay away from me.

01:19:56But Mother Superior, it's Santa Claus.

01:19:59Chrissy, stay away from him.

01:20:02Hello, Santa.

01:20:09Chrissy, come here.

01:20:13Come here.

01:20:15Andrew, come here.

01:20:26There's no Santa Claus.

01:20:32There is no Santa Claus.

01:20:37Naughty.

01:20:39Naughty.

01:20:42There is no Santa Claus.

01:20:51Naughty.

01:20:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:06Oh, my God.

01:21:36You're safe now. Santa Claus is gone.

01:22:06Naughty.

01:22:30Santa's watching. Santa's creeping.

01:22:56Now you're nodding. Now you're sleeping.

01:23:01Were you good for Mom and Dad?

01:23:05Santa knows if you've been bad.

01:23:09There might be a treat for you

01:23:12in Santa's bag of toys.

01:23:16But Christmas won't be fun and games

01:23:20for naughty girls and boys.

01:23:25Santa's watching. Santa's waiting.

01:23:29Everybody's celebrating.

01:23:32Did you do your best this year?

01:23:38Today, now.

01:23:41Cause Santa's here.

01:23:45Santa's watching. Santa's creeping.

01:24:00Now you're nodding. Now you're sleeping.

01:24:04Were you good for Mom and Dad?

01:24:07Santa knows if you've been bad.

01:24:12There might be a treat for you

01:24:15in Santa's bag of toys.

01:24:19But Christmas won't be fun and games

01:24:23for naughty girls and boys.

01:24:28Santa's watching.

01:24:30Santa's waiting.

01:24:32Everybody's celebrating.

01:24:36Did you do your best this year?

01:24:41Today, now.

01:24:43Cause Santa's here.

01:24:47Today, now.

01:25:00Show me.

01:25:03Super saiyah.

01:25:04Question.

01:25:05Question.

01:25:07How about Thomas?

01:25:13Today, now.

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