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An alien posing as a DJ comes up with a unique method of collecting female specimens for his home planet.
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00:02:59We haven't seen her inside.
00:03:29We haven't seen her.
00:03:59We haven't seen her.
00:04:29We haven't seen her in KDUL, just about the last place you'd expect to find America's most controversial rock and roll disc jockey.
00:04:37But he's here, and this man hired him.
00:04:40It all began when Vernon L. Locknut, KDUL's owner, discovered that his tiny all-polka station was actually authorized to broadcast nationwide on a clear channel.
00:04:52That's right, Lisa.
00:04:53We broadcast over 666 kilohertz on the AM band.
00:04:58Now, because of the superstition about the number 666, we're the only 666 in the entire country.
00:05:04Thank you, Vernon.
00:05:05And so this morning, with the new 50,000-watt transmitter installed and tested, Chief Engineer Corky Bradford threw the switch, and Superstation 66 was on the air.
00:05:18Signing on with a 66-hour marathon shift, rock radio's most notorious DJ, Dangerous Dan O'Dare, returns to the airwaves after a six-month suspension by the FCC.
00:05:32Hmm.
00:05:32Lisa, I've got my radio here tuned to Superstation 66, and listen to this.
00:05:39I thought Dan O'Dare was a rock and roller.
00:05:42Well, what you're listening to is a typical Dan O'Dare stunt.
00:05:46Oh, how the lady just loves to be her boy.
00:05:50Look, folks, come on.
00:05:51You're in Poker Hell, and I'm in Poker Hell, but I'm not changing this record until someone guesses the right number.
00:05:57So please, ladies and gentlemen, pick up your phone, and let's get some rock and roll going here.
00:06:04Somebody, please.
00:06:06This stuff is killing me.
00:06:09Dan, try 8 to the right, 2 to the left, 14 to the right.
00:06:15Right.
00:06:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:06:20Come on, people.
00:06:22Lisa Whatserface is here for my big interview, and the way these chains are wrapped between my legs is making her microphone throw.
00:06:27Hi, Dan.
00:06:297 right, 25 left, 30 right.
00:06:35No.
00:06:37No, it doesn't work.
00:06:39People, I'm trying to give away a Suki on the off-road convertible for 20 hours.
00:06:45I've been chained to the wall.
00:06:47Just three numbers is all I need.
00:06:49Just three numbers.
00:06:50Come on, give me three numbers.
00:06:54Chains, huh?
00:06:55Not a bad gimmick.
00:06:56Dan O'Day, welcome to Day and Night with Flip Humble.
00:06:59Thanks, Flip.
00:07:00Welcome to Polka Hell.
00:07:02What happens if no one guesses the combination?
00:07:05I'll die in these chains before I take them off.
00:07:08And this Polka record will keep playing till the bitter end.
00:07:14But don't worry, Flip.
00:07:15I'm sure some moron out there will get it.
00:07:17I'm going to win that convertible.
00:07:20Peanut, if you don't turn off that stupid Polka music, I'm going to go bug-eyed crazy.
00:07:26Guess the combination.
00:07:27Free Dan O'Day and Polka Hell.
00:07:29Gritz, why don't you get a haircut?
00:07:40Hey, good buddy.
00:07:41This is Peanut over at Peanut's truck stop.
00:07:43Open 24 hours, just like you.
00:07:47Peanut, what are you doing?
00:07:49A commercial?
00:07:49Turn down your radio.
00:07:54Now give me a combination.
00:07:5716 right, 4 left, 38 right.
00:08:08No, sorry Peanut, we're still locked in here.
00:08:15Look people, I have time for just a few more vocal calls.
00:08:18Dan, your last job in radio got you in a lot of trouble.
00:08:24What on earth were you thinking when you broadcast that live sexual encounter between yourself and KLSO's drive time traffic reporter, police sergeant Holliday?
00:08:35I told the FCC, Flip, it was an accident.
00:08:38A rear ender, as I recall.
00:08:41Bumper to bumper, Flip.
00:08:43Let's do a little shoulder work on the sergeant, and she rolled over and hit the on-air switch, and the rest is radio history, Flip.
00:08:56Excuse me a minute, Flip, I better take a few more calls.
00:08:59Bumper to bumper, Flip.
00:09:20Monty, your colleagues are being very patient here, practicing after hours to help you get your part down.
00:09:25The least you can do is give us your undivided attention.
00:09:29Just a minute, Mr. Baker, this is really important.
00:09:41Hello?
00:09:42Dan?
00:09:43This is Bonnie Bonner of the Pahuta Panthers.
00:09:46You sound like a real airhead, Bonnie.
00:09:49Can you give me three numbers, Bonnie?
00:09:50How about 36, 22, 34?
00:09:56You sound more interesting than I thought there, Bonnie.
00:10:00But no.
00:10:02No Tsukiyama convertible for you, Bonnie.
00:10:05Sorry.
00:10:08Flip, give me three numbers.
00:10:11Me?
00:10:11Yeah, yeah, you.
00:10:12Why not?
00:10:12Well, for some reason, the numbers, uh, a one, and a two, and a three, come to mind.
00:10:19One, two, three.
00:10:27I don't believe this.
00:10:29It opened.
00:10:31One, two, three.
00:10:33Why didn't anybody think of that before?
00:10:35You mean I win the car?
00:10:37Hold your calls, everybody.
00:10:39Taking off the restraints now.
00:10:41I'm no longer chained to the wall.
00:10:46You can reach.
00:10:48The old K-D-U-L-A-M turntable where the last poker recording on Earth has been playing nonstop.
00:10:55For 20 hours and 14 minutes.
00:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, you'll never hear another tuba horn on.
00:11:08It's a frequency again.
00:11:09Cable world and network star, Flip Humble did it.
00:11:13The all-polka format of K-D-U-L-A-M is dead.
00:11:18Dangerous Dan O'Dare is on the loose.
00:11:21And Superstation 66 is on the air.
00:11:28Well, this turned out to be a lucky interview for you, Flip.
00:11:36Yeah, pretty amazing, huh?
00:11:38But, of course, knowing you, as I do, you'll probably want to donate that car to charity to avoid any appearance of impropriety.
00:11:50Time to go to the news, Lisa.
00:11:52In our late, late segment, tonight we're going to spend a half hour with Dan O'Dare as he continues his marathon.
00:11:57Right now, here's Katrinka Shinkalova with World News Update.
00:12:01The rush of UFO sightings in California is due to weather balloons, according to U.S. Department of Defense.
00:12:08Great moment in TV history, huh?
00:12:13You may think so, Mr. Locknut, but I am calling the head of programming at CWN because I think he needs to know about this scam.
00:12:20Scam? What scam?
00:12:22Lisa, I'll be back in a half an hour with a burger.
00:12:25Three cheeseburgers and a diet, okay?
00:12:27My daughter.
00:12:28I knew there was an angle behind this, so I got this assignment.
00:12:31This is the sleaziest piece of reverse pale I've ever seen.
00:12:35They all know what pale?
00:12:36Oh, come on, you know what I'm talking about.
00:12:38No, I don't.
00:12:39Yes, you do.
00:12:40No, I don't.
00:12:40Yes, you do.
00:12:43Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:12:51Keep that tuner at 66, baby.
00:12:53The only place on the dial where you'll hear...
00:12:56Dangerous Dan O'Dare show.
00:12:58The only place where we absolutely guarantee...
00:13:02You'll never hear another polka on this frequency.
00:13:04Let's take a little break, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:06I gotta go see a man about a dog.
00:13:08How about...
00:13:09Six hits in a row on Superstation 66.
00:13:13I assure you, Ms. Cummings, that is not the way we operate here at KDOL.
00:13:17Well, I assure you that that is not the way it appears.
00:13:19Hey, what's going on, you guys?
00:13:21Well, she was gonna tell me that...
00:13:22You bribed Flip Humble to promote this...
00:13:26Stupid Marathon on CWN.
00:13:28You rigged the contest.
00:13:31Oh.
00:13:33Lisa, wait.
00:13:35Hey, where you going?
00:13:37Lisa, wait.
00:13:39Lisa.
00:13:40Come on, listen.
00:13:41Look, nobody's gonna be shocked by anything you do, Mr. O'Dare.
00:13:46But I have my own reputation.
00:13:48My own ethics.
00:13:50I will not allow myself to be implicated in this patently dishonest promotion.
00:13:56You think I wanted Flip to win that car?
00:13:59The change in polka schtick was good for another 24 hours.
00:14:02Look, I've done some stupid things.
00:14:09I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
00:14:12And that's why I'm out here in the middle of nowhere.
00:14:16But this is my one chance to start over.
00:14:20You know, I'm not gonna blow that for Flip Humble or anybody.
00:14:24Well, if you and Flip are up to something shady, at least it backfired on you.
00:14:32So the late, late interview's still on?
00:14:35Okay.
00:14:36But if I find out this contest was rigged, I'm going straight to the FCC.
00:14:42May lightning strike me if I'm lying.
00:14:45It's incredible.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Come on, over there.
00:15:01It was like spinning colored lights coming down right over you.
00:15:09Oh, it's gone.
00:15:11What's gone?
00:15:13The UFO.
00:15:15We just got buzzed by a UFO.
00:15:19No.
00:15:20I've got to get my camera.
00:15:21Maybe it was some Air Force deal or something.
00:15:23Oh, yeah.
00:15:24Air Force from another planet.
00:15:27Oh, Jesus, this is great.
00:15:29A real story.
00:15:31I'm right in the middle of it.
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:35Woo!
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:38Wait, Sheriff Hickman, what are you doing here?
00:15:41Is there something wrong?
00:15:42Sheriff!
00:15:43Sheriff!
00:15:46Lisa Cummings, CWN News, Sheriff.
00:15:48It's a UFO.
00:15:50I saw it with my own two eyes.
00:15:54Vernon, how do you like that?
00:15:55We've got a UFO right here in Pahuta.
00:15:58And I'm sure you have a witness for this.
00:16:01Right here?
00:16:02Sheriff, this is my star personality, and he's got to get back inside and on the air.
00:16:07And you saw this UFO?
00:16:10No, not me.
00:16:12What?
00:16:14You were standing right next to me.
00:16:17I'm sorry I didn't see you.
00:16:18Yes, he did.
00:16:19Now, Ms. Cummings, I hope that you'll be as responsible as this gentleman and won't start spreading rumors and creating a panic.
00:16:26As responsible as bumper to bumper O'Dare?
00:16:31Sheriff Hickman, you read me?
00:16:33We got some kind of trouble out at the street.
00:16:34How could you say you didn't see us?
00:16:36Because I didn't.
00:16:37And besides, I don't believe in UFOs.
00:16:39Weird lights out that way.
00:16:41Sounds like a lot of people are seeing things tonight.
00:16:44I'm by the substation now.
00:16:45I'll go check it out.
00:16:46Sheriff, I know it sounds crazy, but I could take you to this spot.
00:16:50Why don't you just stay here on this little spot, and you watch those UFOs?
00:16:54I got work to do.
00:16:58Oh, and Vernon, I'm going to be really ticked off if I find this is just a publicity stunt.
00:17:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:17:12Lisa, wait.
00:17:14What about my 30-minute interview?
00:17:16I'm going to miss the biggest story in history to do a puff piece on a DJ?
00:17:21DJ, maybe you can buy Flip Humble with a card, Dan, but you can't buy me at any price.
00:17:28Okay, all right.
00:17:32So I promised Flip a card and get on the program, but there's a reason.
00:17:36Why didn't you say so?
00:17:36Well, how dare you let me...
00:17:37Can I tell you the reason?
00:17:38Well, please do.
00:17:39Because, not for ratings.
00:17:41It was because...
00:17:43It was because...
00:17:46He promised to send you, and I wanted to meet you.
00:17:52That is such a load of crap.
00:17:55And with everything I've ever heard about you, I consider that an insult.
00:17:59Okay, who needs your stupid cable network anyway?
00:18:10I'm going to give you a lesson in the power of radio lady.
00:18:14By the time this is over, you're going to be begging me for an interview.
00:18:18Would you hurry up?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:29We've got a show to do.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:48Come on.
00:19:18Dan O'Dare, back with you, an all-new Clear Channel Superstation 66.
00:19:25And I've got to tell you, it sure feels good to be out of those chains.
00:19:28But, hey, don't you miss that polka?
00:19:31Hooray!
00:19:34Let's take some calls on our national phone lines.
00:19:37You're on Superstation 66.
00:19:40Yeah, Dan, did that cable TV jerk really win the car?
00:19:44Damn, what a coincidence, huh?
00:19:46On live TV, right there in front of everybody.
00:19:48Looked a little bogus to me.
00:19:49Yeah.
00:19:50Well, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
00:19:53Where are you calling from?
00:19:54Marshall, Texas.
00:19:55What time's that interview on CWN tonight, Dan?
00:19:57I want Flip to make me believe that deal wasn't rigged.
00:20:00Another conspiracy theorist.
00:20:03Did Flip Humble win that car fair and square?
00:20:06Was Flip Humble the second gunman in the grassy knoll?
00:20:08Did Flip Humble sabotage Buddy Holly's plane?
00:20:11Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you that that live 30-minute interview on the late, late segment of Flip Humble's show has suddenly been preempted.
00:20:21Miss Cummings suddenly decided that she had some late breaking news to cover and canceled the interview.
00:20:28And wait until you hear what the breaking news is.
00:20:33She saw a U-F-R.
00:20:39Yoo-hoo.
00:20:40Risa.
00:20:41Risa Cummings.
00:20:43If you're listening to the Dan O'Chan show, I want to remind you of ancient Chinese proverb.
00:20:51Woman who chase after little glean men have to settle for little glean pecker.
00:20:58Oh, God.
00:21:00That was funny.
00:21:02That was funny, Dan O'Dare.
00:21:06I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't.
00:21:08I, I couldn't tell what it was, it was so bright.
00:21:13It's me.
00:21:13Lord have mercy, don't let him take me away.
00:21:15Tell me what happened.
00:21:17It was so bright, I couldn't see.
00:21:19Oh, see, all I saw was this light.
00:21:21Oh, my God, what happened?
00:21:24Something or someone assaulted Willis.
00:21:27It poked me with some kind of rod or something, it was weird.
00:21:30Lights, noise, a flying saucer.
00:21:34Cummings, will you get that camera out of here?
00:21:37I'm sorry, Sheriff.
00:21:37The public has a right to hear this story.
00:21:39Well, the public will just have to wait until after my investigation.
00:21:43Right, but don't forget, I saw this, too.
00:21:46I'm not just an outsider here, Sheriff.
00:21:48I saw it, too.
00:21:50Willis, when all this happened, before you went unconscious,
00:21:54did this person or thing or whatever it was, did he bang you on the head?
00:22:00It didn't bang me on the head, I told you.
00:22:03It poked me with some kind of rod or something right near my chest.
00:22:05Where's that guy with my burgers?
00:22:20My cheeseburgers.
00:22:35Where's my diet?
00:22:36You cannot do this, Dan.
00:22:42It is not a good idea to pick a fight with Flip Humble and the whole gosh darn cable world network.
00:22:47Flip Schmip, are you kidding me?
00:22:49Look at these phone lines.
00:22:51I'm going to build the rest of the marathon around it.
00:22:54Run some.
00:23:00I'm going out for a few hours.
00:23:01Do me a favor and make sure he doesn't say anything that puts me into a lawsuit.
00:23:05Hey, I'm an engineer, not an attorney.
00:23:07I've got three cheeseburgers here with lettuce and tomato.
00:23:17You want one?
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Lettuce and tomato, far too healthy.
00:23:20I'm all set.
00:23:21Great.
00:23:22I'll take care of them.
00:23:27Be careful, America.
00:23:28You're listening to Dangerous Dan O'Dare on Superstation 66.
00:23:45Dan?
00:23:46This is Peanut again.
00:23:48Listen, this might sound a little kooky, but there's two truckers in here that swear they saw a flying saucer circling over Pahuta tonight.
00:23:54The entire populace of Pahuta is out there tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:24:00We got truckers seeing UFOs.
00:24:06Bunny's boyfriend, the entire Pahuta football team saw a UFO.
00:24:13And CWN's puff piece correspondent, the distinguished Lisa Cummings.
00:24:19She's out there with His Royal Majesty Sheriff Earl Hickman.
00:24:23And they've not only seen a UFO, why they're chasing one.
00:24:29But it doesn't surprise me, Corky.
00:24:31Because I always knew that the first place that visitors from an other planet would want to hit when they finally got to Earth would be...
00:24:39Pahuta!
00:24:41Home of...
00:24:42Superstation 66!
00:24:45What the hell's going on?
00:24:54I don't know.
00:24:55Oh, hey, it's an earthquake or something.
00:24:57Holy shit!
00:25:01Don't get it!
00:25:02I'll fix it!
00:25:03We're on the air!
00:25:17Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
00:25:21Please stand by.
00:25:23Okay, I got it.
00:25:37I got it under control.
00:25:39Nothing but the best for...
00:25:42Vernon L. Locknut.
00:25:43Cork.
00:25:43Cork.
00:25:43Cork.
00:25:45Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:25:55What the hell?
00:26:03What the hell?
00:26:03Hey, Pah, this is private property, and you're going to have to pay for that door!
00:26:19Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can still hear me.
00:26:21There's something very strange happening down here at our Superstation Studios.
00:26:25And if this is a joke, I can tell you we don't think it's very funny.
00:26:28Yeah, it's not very funny.
00:26:29There's something, Corky.
00:26:30But what do you want me to do?
00:26:31I don't know, hit it with something!
00:26:32Mr. Locknut is going to...
00:26:34Oh, my God, look at that!
00:26:35Look at that!
00:26:36A real-life robot!
00:26:38Oh, my God!
00:26:38Somebody call the cops!
00:26:40Call the cops!
00:26:42Help!
00:26:43Help!
00:26:48Oh, God!
00:26:51Oh, God!
00:26:52Oh, God!
00:26:54Oh, God!
00:26:55I have cooties!
00:26:56Oh, my God!
00:26:57Help me out!
00:26:58Oh, my God!
00:26:59Oh, my God!
00:26:59Oh, my God!
00:27:00I won't do anything anymore!
00:27:00Take a second!
00:27:01Look, Flip, I don't know what's going on.
00:27:03That's exactly what I'm trying to find out, for God's sake.
00:27:07Just get off my back, will you, Flip?
00:27:09I'm at the hospital, and I'm going in.
00:27:12Get away from me!
00:27:14No!
00:27:18I'm going to miss you, me!
00:27:20Damn it!
00:27:21Moon has disappeared.
00:27:22I'm all by myself here, working on what could be the biggest story in history, Flip!
00:27:28Send me another crew before the networks get here and blow us out of the water!
00:27:34Lisa, come on.
00:27:34If you want to keep your job, you'll find Moon and be ready with a live interview for the morning segment.
00:27:39Shut up!
00:27:39I don't know what anybody wants!
00:27:40Shut up!
00:27:41I'll take it!
00:27:41I'll take it!
00:27:42I'll take it!
00:27:42I'll take it!
00:27:43I'll take it!
00:27:43We'll reduce all of our local issues.
00:27:45What is happening here?
00:27:46Contact!
00:27:46Sheriff Earl Hickman at once.
00:27:48We need assistance!
00:27:49911!
00:27:50Help!
00:27:51Look at that thing!
00:27:52It looks like it's some kind of weapon!
00:27:54A weapon!
00:27:54He's raising it and pointing it at us!
00:27:56Help!
00:27:57Help!
00:27:58Help!
00:27:59Help!
00:28:00Help!
00:28:01Help!
00:28:02Help!
00:28:03Help!
00:28:04Help!
00:28:05Help!
00:28:06Help!
00:28:07Help!
00:28:08What's he doing?
00:28:09Help!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:19What are you doing here?
00:28:20I'm sorry, miss.
00:28:21Excuse me.
00:28:22It's important.
00:28:23I...
00:28:24I just need to listen to this.
00:28:26Ladies and gentlemen, I know this sounds crazy, but the Superstation Studios have been
00:28:31taken over by creatures from another planet.
00:28:33Nothing would sound better right now than some sirens.
00:28:36Come on!
00:28:37Yeah, man.
00:28:38Why is it?
00:28:39Whoa!
00:28:40We need some help in here, man.
00:28:42The big one's got a space room.
00:28:46I'm like this big, bumpy head.
00:28:49It looks like a turd with a porthole window.
00:28:52There's this little rusty robot.
00:28:53I can see his brain, man.
00:28:54Ooh!
00:28:55You and I are going to go in for a better look.
00:28:56Big one.
00:28:57Big one.
00:28:58Big one's putting something on the console.
00:28:59It...
00:29:00It looks like...
00:29:01It looks like...
00:29:02It looks like a bomb!
00:29:03A bomb!
00:29:04A bomb!
00:29:05A bomb!
00:29:06A bomb!
00:29:07A bomb!
00:29:08A bomb!
00:29:09A bomb!
00:29:10Can you believe this guy?
00:29:11What a maniac!
00:29:12I think it's putting something on the console.
00:29:19It looks like...
00:29:20It looks like a bomb!
00:29:22A bomb!
00:29:29Can you believe this guy? What a maniac!
00:29:42I'll have to run some tests to be sure...
00:29:44...but it looks like the nastiest case of Tania Kouris I've ever seen.
00:29:49T-Tania Kouris?
00:29:52Mm-hmm.
00:29:54Commonly known as jock edged.
00:29:57Doctor, give me a call when you get the results...
00:30:00...and be careful about what you say.
00:30:02There's some reporter from cable world news hanging around here.
00:30:04Whatever you do, don't let her get near Willis.
00:30:12Call me, Doctor Howard. Call me, Doctor Howard.
00:30:19When can I interview Willis, Sheriff?
00:30:21He's under sedation.
00:30:22What about him for some other sightings?
00:30:24We'll check on everything and do time.
00:30:26Right now, I'm going home to bed.
00:30:28Sheriff! Sheriff!
00:30:42Okay, look, Sheriff.
00:30:45Off the record!
00:30:47Is there anything else you can tell me?
00:30:49Right now, I'm operating under the theory that someone's having fun at the public's expense.
00:30:53But I saw it!
00:30:56Lights, just lights, Miss Cummings.
00:30:58Weird lights in the sky doesn't mean we're being invaded by flying saucers.
00:31:02But my cameraman has disappeared. What about him?
00:31:05He's got any sense?
00:31:06He's checked himself into a motel, which is exactly what I suggest you do.
00:31:10I'm not leaving here until I get that interview with Willis, Sheriff!
00:31:14Suit yourself.
00:31:16But when you find out what his problem is, I think you're going to be disappointed.
00:31:46Corky!
00:31:47What?
00:31:48Corky, wake up! What happened?
00:31:49Corky, we've got to stop!
00:31:50Who's happening?
00:31:59Jesus Christ!
00:32:01Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:32:04Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:32:10Jesus Christ.
00:32:17Look what they've done to my studio!
00:32:21My transmitter!
00:32:26It's burning up, but I can't turn it off.
00:32:33The phone's dead.
00:32:40This is Dan O'Dare.
00:32:46I don't know if we're still in the air,
00:32:49because everything's in the studio.
00:32:51All the equipment, everything's covered in this...
00:32:54weird, green fungus-like stuff.
00:32:59And that door.
00:33:01The door's covered in fungus.
00:33:03Corky and I are locked in here. We can't get out.
00:33:06The alien and the robot are just a few feet away.
00:33:12They're totally preoccupied with some weird equipment that they have with them.
00:33:18Just a minute ago, they zapped me and Corky.
00:33:23Now they're totally ignoring us.
00:33:27This phone is lit up.
00:33:29I'm gonna try and contact the outside world.
00:33:39Oh, thank God the phone's working.
00:33:42Hey! Great show, Dan!
00:33:44You can hear me? We're still in the air?
00:33:46Talk to them! Tell them! Tell them we need help!
00:33:48Okay, well, listen. This isn't a show anymore, okay?
00:33:51We desperately need help here.
00:33:53Not much I can do for you in Nebraska, Dan,
00:33:55but if you're free on Saturday night, I'd choose...
00:33:57Hello? Hello?
00:33:59Hello?
00:34:01I just threw off all the breakers.
00:34:03We're still on full power.
00:34:04Hello?
00:34:05We're on the air.
00:34:06Hello, people. Somebody, please, call the cops.
00:34:09Call the FBI. I don't care.
00:34:12Just hang up the phone so I can get a line out.
00:34:14They don't believe me.
00:34:18They think this is just a big joke.
00:34:20Oh, come on.
00:34:21I can't even get a line out to call 911.
00:34:25Corky.
00:34:26What?
00:34:27Corky, you talk to them.
00:34:28They don't believe me. Maybe they'll believe you.
00:34:30Hello. Hello out there.
00:34:32This is Corky Bradford, the chief engineer at KDUL.
00:34:35This is Mayday, Mayday.
00:34:37We're in trouble under here, folks.
00:34:39Father Flanagan, if you're listening, I promise I'm not lying this time.
00:34:42I'll never drink another beer.
00:34:44I'll never look at another girly magazine.
00:34:46Corky.
00:34:47Corky, wait.
00:34:49What the hell are they doing?
00:35:04This son of a bitch is crazier than a tree full of owls.
00:35:07Shh.
00:35:08The big one was just punishing the robot.
00:35:12Hey, whatever they're doing, it's intense.
00:35:22I'm going in for a closer look.
00:35:24Come on.
00:35:25I'm going in for a closer look.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:56Let's go.
00:36:26Let's go.
00:36:56Let's go.
00:36:58Let's go.
00:37:00Let's go.
00:37:02Let's go.
00:37:04Let's go.
00:37:06Let's go.
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00:37:30Let's go.
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00:37:58Let's go.
00:38:00Let's go.
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00:39:10Let's go.
00:39:12Let's go.
00:39:14Let's go.
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00:39:18Let's go.
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00:39:28Let's go.
00:39:30Let's go.
00:39:32Let's go.
00:39:34Let's go.
00:39:36Let's go.
00:39:38Let's go.
00:39:40Let's go.
00:39:42Let's go.
00:39:44Let's go.
00:39:46She just called my name.
00:39:49People, people, you've got to believe me.
00:39:52I know this sounds crazy, but I swear to God, it's true.
00:39:57You've got to hear this DJ on the new radio station, Dr. Payne.
00:40:01Tell them what you see, Ricky.
00:40:03Tell them what you see so they believe us.
00:40:05It's a chick, man.
00:40:07It's a chick in a bottle.
00:40:09It's not like any bottle I've ever seen.
00:40:12It's like the bottle is part of some kind of fungus.
00:40:17This is the guy doing the marathon in chains.
00:40:19He got out of the chains.
00:40:21Now he's being held hostage by an alien from another planet.
00:40:24I can see the apparatus.
00:40:26I can see the girl.
00:40:27She looks real.
00:40:41He's looking at her as if she's some kind of a pet.
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:40:50Dan, that's Cookie from Peanuts Truck Stop.
00:40:53They sprung Cookie.
00:40:55I'm getting out of here.
00:40:55No, no, Cookie.
00:40:56Help.
00:40:58Let me out of here.
00:40:59Let me out of here.
00:41:00Let me out.
00:41:01Let me out of here.
00:41:03Somebody open the door.
00:41:05Help.
00:41:06Help.
00:41:06Oh, Ricky.
00:41:08Get away.
00:41:13Get away.
00:41:13Get away.
00:41:14Get away.
00:41:14Get away.
00:41:18No, Corky.
00:41:32I'll just be, I'm...
00:41:33This is wild, isn't it?
00:41:50You guys are nuts.
00:41:52Get me another swab, would you please?
00:41:57What is it?
00:42:00The fungus!
00:42:01It's reacting to the radio.
00:42:05Oh, my God.
00:42:21Hey.
00:42:22All right, Peanut.
00:42:24What is going on here?
00:42:26It's Cookie, Sheriff.
00:42:27She disappeared.
00:42:28That's right.
00:42:29You mean, like, she ran off?
00:42:31Like with a trucker or something?
00:42:33No.
00:42:34She disappeared.
00:42:35Poof.
00:42:36Just like that.
00:42:37One minute, she's in there dancing around like a crazy go-go girl or something.
00:42:42And then the next minute, she just vanishes.
00:42:44That's right.
00:42:45Next thing we know, this crazy DJ on the radio saying he's got her over there in some glass
00:42:49bubble or something.
00:42:50That's God's tooth here.
00:42:51Peanut, if you believe a word that guy says, then you're a bigger nut than I thought you were.
00:42:57Sheriff, Sheriff Hickman?
00:42:59Sheriff, you got a code 11 at Bovuda County Hospital.
00:43:06This is Sheriff Earl Hickman.
00:43:08What is the problem over there?
00:43:10Dr. Payne called.
00:43:11He said something about a fungus coming out of his radio.
00:43:14I'm heading there now.
00:43:16You locate Mr. Vernon L. Locknut and tell him to get his butt over to the station right
00:43:21away.
00:43:22They've caused about all the trouble I'm going to put up with.
00:43:25I didn't know Corky Bradford all that well.
00:43:28We just met the other day when I showed up here to do this marathon.
00:43:32It seems like a long time ago.
00:43:40A little while ago, Corky fought with the aliens trying to rescue a 12-inch girl from
00:43:48a glass bubble.
00:43:50He recognized her as a waitress from a local truck stop.
00:43:54Corky Bradford tried to save that girl.
00:43:56The aliens killed him with electrical shock, then covered him in a hairy green fungus.
00:44:10Corky Bradford died a hero.
00:44:14I don't expect to die a hero.
00:44:17I don't expect to get out of this situation either.
00:44:22Pretty soon, the aliens are going to start to play that music again.
00:44:26I have this funny feeling that whatever it is they're doing with that strange equipment
00:44:34has something to do with turning in to the people that are listening to the station.
00:44:42I think it would be a good idea if everybody turned off their radios.
00:44:48I want you to stop listening to Clear Channel Superstation 66.
00:44:53Stop listening?
00:44:55Oh my lord, what have you gone nuts?
00:45:07Hi Dan, this is Bunny again.
00:45:10Bunny, will you get off that phone and let's get to work?
00:45:14Quiet, Mr. Baker.
00:45:15I love your show, Dan.
00:45:19It's really awesome.
00:45:21Awesome.
00:45:23Dammit, Bunny, you've got to believe me.
00:45:25Turn off your radio.
00:45:28Why would I do a thing like that?
00:45:33Because...
00:45:33Bunny, what are you wearing?
00:45:36My favorite black mini and the paisley top my boyfriend gave me for my birthday.
00:45:42Bunny, are you in a gym or something?
00:45:43How did you know that?
00:45:46Because the aliens have you in their sights, Bunny.
00:45:49They're about to snatch you through the air and shrink you into a glass bubble, Bunny.
00:45:53Turn off your radio before it's too late.
00:45:56Alone in my body, alone in my head.
00:46:21Dreaming of someone, here in my bed.
00:46:37It feels so real.
00:46:41It nearly drove me insane.
00:46:44Touching myself again, touching myself again.
00:47:02I'm hoping she'll be my friend.
00:47:06I'm just touching myself again.
00:47:08My eyes are closed.
00:47:20And I'm looking at you.
00:47:27Alone in the darkness.
00:47:29You know what I do.
00:47:33I'm touching myself again.
00:47:39Touching myself again.
00:47:42I'm hoping she'll be my friend.
00:47:45I'm just touching myself again.
00:47:51Here I come now.
00:47:54I'm watching you.
00:48:08You know what I do.
00:48:12You know what I do.
00:48:16You know what I do.
00:48:17I'm touching myself again, Jeb.
00:48:19You know what I do.
00:48:22Alone in my body
00:48:44Alone in my head
00:48:48Dreaming of you
00:48:53Here in my bed
00:48:58It's still so real
00:49:02The light fills my veins
00:49:07So I'm ready for my life
00:49:12It's not this game
00:49:16Here I go again
00:49:24Wow
00:49:27Here I go again
00:49:35Oh
00:49:37Oh
00:49:39Oh
00:49:40Interesting
00:49:41Is she coming out?
00:49:42Yeah
00:49:43Oh
00:49:44Oh
00:49:46Oh
00:49:47Oh
00:49:48Oh
00:49:49Oh
00:49:50Oh
00:49:51Oh
00:49:52Oh
00:49:53Oh
00:49:54Oh
00:49:55Oh
00:49:57Oh
00:49:58Oh
00:50:00Oh
00:50:01Oh
00:50:02Oh
00:50:03It's incredible
00:50:07The fungus is actually responding to the sounds coming from this new superstation
00:50:12On the radio
00:50:12Up now is coming
00:50:14A final item in the news this morning
00:50:30Those UFO sightings in California appear to be linked to a publicity stunt
00:50:36A stunt that federal authorities are now investigating
00:50:40Flip Humble will have more on this
00:50:44I am Katrinka Shinkalova
00:50:46Good morning and welcome to the morning edition of Day and Night with Flip Humble
00:50:52Everybody's talking about Dan O'Dare the Superstation 66 DJ who's got the nation rolling in the aisles with his non-stop marathon UFO hostage monologue
00:51:02CWN's Lisa Cummings is live on the scene
00:51:05What's going on now Lisa?
00:51:07Well Flip we are live outside the studios and if I'm not always properly framed in the picture
00:51:12That's because somehow last night in this mysterious set of events unfolding here in Florida California
00:51:18My cameraman Moon Hashimoto has disappeared
00:51:22And the situation here at Superstation 66 is growing more chaotic with each moment
00:51:27And strangely enough some of the wild crazy things that Dan O'Dare is saying are actually happening
00:51:35UFO sightings, strange, fast-growing molds or fungus-like matter
00:51:42And the baffling disappearance of local women
00:51:46Something's going on here in Pajuda Flip and it is no laughing matter
00:51:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a minute Lisa
00:51:53Are you saying you believe all this UFO nonsense?
00:51:57Let's just say maybe so
00:52:00I mean, excuse me
00:52:01Sheriff Earl Hickman here at Flip
00:52:03Now what we've got here is a hostage situation, pure and simple
00:52:06We believe Dan O'Dare has got one, maybe three people held up in there against their will
00:52:11Look, this all started out as a silly publicity stunt and it's gotten totally out of control
00:52:15But I guarantee you we're here to make sure we get it back into control
00:52:18You've got to help me out here, please
00:52:19You've got to do something, Sheriff
00:52:20Let's go
00:52:21He's going completely bonkers
00:52:22He's going to ruin me
00:52:27What about Cookie?
00:52:28Get out of here
00:52:29I'm telling you that the FCC has threatened to revoke my license
00:52:33How's it going?
00:52:35It's no use, Sheriff
00:52:36This green stuff seals up as fast as I can cut it
00:52:39There's got to be some other way in
00:52:40What about a trap door or a skylight or something?
00:52:42No, nothing
00:52:43You're going to have to break down the door, Sheriff
00:52:45Okay, boys, bring in the battery ring
00:52:47Oh, wait a minute
00:52:56Something's happening to me outside the door
00:52:59Oh, my God, I might finally be getting some help here
00:53:04Whoa, wait a minute
00:53:15The aliens are on to it
00:53:17If whoever's ever outside the door can hear me
00:53:19Don't come in right now
00:53:20Don't come in
00:53:21Don't come in the door
00:53:23If you come in the door right now, you will be killed
00:53:26That does it
00:53:27He's broadcasting death threats
00:53:28What?
00:53:29How's that door coming?
00:53:30Giving it hell, Sheriff
00:53:31How far away is Pahuda?
00:53:48Why?
00:53:50Do you want to go there?
00:53:52Lisa Cummings has lost her objectivity
00:53:54If not her mind
00:53:55I want to be there when they drag Dan O'Dare out of that studio
00:53:59You could make it for the late, late segment
00:54:01But, uh...
00:54:03Do you think it's worth it?
00:54:06Worth it?
00:54:07That lunatic owes me a Sukiyama convertible
00:54:09I'm getting the keys to that sucker
00:54:12Before they throw his ass in jail
00:54:14I don't know
00:54:16Sounded more excited on the radio
00:54:17They look like they got...
00:54:18Hey, come on in, Carl
00:54:19There's more people here
00:54:20Sheriff's there
00:54:21We've been in for a closer look
00:54:36There must be some way to free these captive women
00:54:40People, they're getting ready to do it again
00:54:53Turn off your radios, people
00:54:55They're doing it again
00:54:56This focus
00:55:04Somehow enables them to see people
00:55:08Who are listening to this frequency
00:55:10I'm looking directly into the viewfinder right now
00:55:15And I see a girl
00:55:16A very, very pretty girl
00:55:19You're a nurse or something
00:55:22Right?
00:55:23You're listening to me, aren't you?
00:55:24You will turn off your radio
00:55:27Don't you understand?
00:55:29They tune in on girls
00:55:30Who are listening to the danger men
00:55:32Collecting beautiful women
00:55:37Over clear channel 66
00:55:40Turn off your radio
00:55:42Turn it off now
00:55:44Before it's too late
00:55:45Hi, kids
00:55:47It's the Captain Happy Show
00:55:49Sorry, me
00:55:50Captain Happy
00:55:50Let me get out my magic mirror
00:55:52I see Bobby
00:55:54I see Susie
00:55:55I see Billy
00:55:56I see Susie
00:55:57I see Billy
00:55:58Filled with joy
00:56:07This type of season
00:56:08I'm always happy
00:56:09For no reason
00:56:10The big red sun
00:56:11Shining down on me
00:56:12The sweet little bell
00:56:13Ship of a melody
00:56:14I love to run up
00:56:16To the hills
00:56:17And to the toll
00:56:18Through the daffodils
00:56:19For someone to fly
00:56:20Will you be my friend?
00:56:21Let me capture you
00:56:22In my little net
00:56:24I'm so happy
00:56:27I'm so happy
00:56:32I'm so happy
00:56:36I'm so happy
00:56:40I'm so happy
00:56:42You're so happy
00:56:43You're so happy
00:56:44You're so happy
00:56:44You're happy too
00:56:45I'm so happy
00:56:46You're so happy
00:56:47Wouldn't you like
00:56:48To be happy too?
00:56:49He's so happy
00:56:50She's so happy
00:56:51Me
00:56:51So happy
00:56:52You're happy too
00:56:53I'm so happy
00:56:54You're so happy
00:56:55Won't you like to be happy, too?
00:57:01Dirty lines are in the air
00:57:03Great big flowers are everywhere
00:57:05I love to pick them every day
00:57:08Arrange and put them on display
00:57:10I whirl, I skip, I jump, I prance my little feet
00:57:13They begin to dance
00:57:15Happily, sitting in a tree
00:57:17A friendly owl heel puts at me
00:57:20I am so happy
00:57:23I am so happy
00:57:27I am so happy
00:57:32Arrange and put them on display
00:57:36Let's go!
00:57:53I am so happy
00:57:55I am so happy
00:57:57I am so happy
00:57:59I am so happy
00:58:01I am so happy
00:58:11Help!
00:58:13Help!
00:58:15Help!
00:58:21Grandma needs me a great big sweater
00:58:23my little life
00:58:25can't get no further
00:58:27I'm so happy and full of joy
00:58:29I'm lying!
00:58:31It really sucks!
00:58:33I'm so happy
00:58:35I'm so happy
00:58:37I'm so happy
00:58:39I mean it out
00:58:41I'm so happy
00:58:43I'm so happy
00:58:45I'm so happy
00:58:51Oh
00:58:53Bunny?
00:59:19they've got bunny in there clear channel or not there'll be no more rock and roll on superstation
00:59:2766 we've got to get a line in there we're working on it well what's taking so long gosh darn it
00:59:33we're getting 10 000 calls an hour here mr locknett oh my lord sheriff my nurse disappeared
00:59:40just like the others hey wait a second doctor let's go sheriff let's break down that door
00:59:46a cool off peanut
00:59:47my god this is the same fungus
00:59:56its growth accelerates when exposed to the sound of the station
01:00:02vernon were you storing any toxic chemicals in the studio 10 000 calls an hour pull the plug in the
01:00:12station sheriff cut the power right now what do you mean pull the plug you can't do that not with
01:00:17those demographics this is going to be the highest rated radio show in history who cares about your
01:00:22ratings this is real sheriff this is really happening miss cummings don't start on that again
01:00:30dan odare this is sheriff hickman i'm going to give you one last chance son exit the studio with your
01:00:41hands up yeah i hear you sheriff glad you're out there i hope you got the marines with you buddy
01:00:50because i've given it a lot of thought
01:00:51not much anybody can do me or the ladies for history but there is something you can do to make
01:01:02sure that this never happens to anybody else again
01:01:05destroy us blow the k-d-u-l studio superstation 66 up the face of the earth
01:01:14i'm gonna make one final plea to the people who have the phone lines jammed to please
01:01:23hang up your phones
01:01:26hey dan this is roger wow i can't believe i finally got through i've been on hold forever
01:01:33get off my phone roger your show is really the funniest show i've ever heard
01:01:39wow you suck yourself roger the f word i'm ruined i didn't know you could say that on the radio
01:01:47nothing else i say is doing any good so maybe if i use some good old-fashioned obscenity you know
01:01:54some of the some of the four-letter babies that can be used as a noun or a verb that maybe
01:01:59maybe in the white house they'll send a couple of them stealth bombers because that's what it's
01:02:04gonna take to stop these creatures
01:02:06can you hear me out there you fucking morons
01:02:17i think we're witnessing a complete mental breakdown here
01:02:20with mr locknut or dan odare
01:02:24take us off the air cut the power
01:02:26do something you dickheads
01:02:30dickheads great
01:02:31shut up just shut up for god's sake just shut up
01:02:35it's too bad about the girls
01:02:38what kind of lives would they have had anyway
01:02:4412 inches tall
01:02:47models for barbie dolls
01:02:53it's too late for me too
01:02:59they've been infected with the alien fungus
01:03:06i'm gonna go look for a weapon
01:03:10make one final try for freedom
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01:03:15it's a pronie
01:03:16it's a pro unemployment
01:03:17I'm not worried about that
01:03:19but I'll ever have any problems
01:03:20and one of the things I hope
01:03:22and one of the things I hope
01:03:24hammy is is BaÅŸka
01:03:26and one of the things that it's somebody
01:03:26you want
01:03:27to take opioid
01:03:31but they don't bear
01:03:31i like
01:03:33wondholy
01:03:34Hold the presses, ladies and gentlemen.
01:03:51There's something happening here,
01:03:53and it might be good news for the danger man.
01:03:56Just sprayed the alien fungus with germasol.
01:04:00It's receding.
01:04:04I'm going to try some of this on Corky.
01:04:12See if I can spring them from this fungus cocoon.
01:04:34This is amazing, people.
01:04:42The germasol is killing the alien fungus.
01:04:45Eat this, scrotum head.
01:05:02Ladies and gentlemen,
01:05:05let's name the Superstation 66,
01:05:07where dangerous Dan O'Dare is now killing the aliens.
01:05:11Uh-oh.
01:05:25Looks like the danger man spoke a little too soon.
01:05:28Okay.
01:05:33All right, I'm sorry.
01:05:34I'm sorry.
01:05:35Okay, all right.
01:05:39What?
01:05:41What?
01:05:47Miss?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50You want me to speak?
01:05:53You want me to speak?
01:05:54All right, I'm speaking.
01:05:55I'm speaking.
01:05:55I'm speaking.
01:05:56I'm speaking, okay?
01:05:57I'm speaking, I'm speaking.
01:05:59Hello.
01:06:00Hello.
01:06:07God, they're getting ready to snatch another girl.
01:06:09I can see the people outside the KDUL studios.
01:06:14Lisa!
01:06:15Lisa, I see Lisa Cummings!
01:06:17Lisa, I'm sorry, you were right!
01:06:19Lisa, don't listen!
01:06:21Oh, wait a minute.
01:06:24I'm seeing something here.
01:06:29When I speak, I can see you all loud and clear.
01:06:33But when I let our signal fade,
01:06:36images fade.
01:06:40Aliens are using my voice to aim their machinery.
01:06:46Sorry.
01:06:47Sorry.
01:06:48Ah, shit!
01:06:50Lisa!
01:06:50Lisa, don't listen!
01:06:52Lisa, cover your ears!
01:06:54No!
01:06:54No!
01:06:55Lisa, no!
01:07:00Golly, that's Lisa Cummings!
01:07:03Miss Cummings, can I have your autograph?
01:07:05Ah!
01:07:19Buddy!
01:07:24Bow!
01:07:27새로-rocked Worcester
01:07:28Miss Leezen got some goofy-looking guy instead.
01:07:31He's dead!
01:07:32I just want this old robot.
01:08:02Man, this dude is fucked!
01:08:14What's it like in there? What happened?
01:08:20Funny!
01:08:26The process is reversible.
01:08:32Lisa!
01:08:34Lisa, they're doing it again!
01:08:36Lisa, they're going after you!
01:08:38Cover your ears, Lisa!
01:08:46Lisa!
01:08:48No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:52No!
01:08:58Stand back, people.
01:09:00Back off, fella.
01:09:02Flip, humble, CWN.
01:09:04Where the heck is Lisa Cummings?
01:09:06She's inside.
01:09:08She made it in?
01:09:10Dynamite!
01:09:12See if you can pick up her feet.
01:09:14Flip!
01:09:16We are getting...
01:09:18a signal from inside.
01:09:20Clear the way, people.
01:09:22Clear the way.
01:09:24Clear the way.
01:09:26We are getting a signal from inside.
01:09:28Flip!
01:09:30We are getting a signal from inside.
01:09:32Clear the way, people.
01:09:34Clear the way.
01:09:36Five, four, three, two, one.
01:09:38You're on!
01:09:40Flip!
01:09:42We are getting a signal from inside.
01:09:44Clear the way, people.
01:09:45Clear the way.
01:09:46Five, four, three, two, one.
01:09:48You're on!
01:09:50Flip!
01:09:51Three, two, one.
01:09:52You're on!
01:09:53Flip, humble, coming to you live outside the Super Station 66 Studios,
01:09:56where the dangerous Dan O'Dare Marathon is coming to an exciting end.
01:10:00As law enforcement authorities are poised to storm the building,
01:10:03CWN reporter Lisa Cummings gives us this live report from inside the studio.
01:10:07Lisa?
01:10:08I don't know if anybody can pick this up, but here it goes!
01:10:12This is Lisa Cummings, live on the scene.
01:10:15I'm going to see a terrible trouble right now.
01:10:18What the hell is this?
01:10:33This she calls a transmission?
01:10:37You spoke the wrong chick, dude!
01:10:48Why did you go to the mass?
01:10:51Why did you do?
01:10:52Why did you have to stop this?
01:10:53Why did you do that?
01:10:54I'm wrong!
01:10:57I'm wrong!
01:10:58I'm wrong!
01:11:04You've got to stop this!
01:11:06I'm wrong!
01:11:07Why did you stop the distance?
01:11:08I'm wrong!
01:11:10This is a prison camp.
01:11:11I'm not alone for you!
01:11:13I'm right for you!
01:11:14If you have to drop this coronation into your pool,
01:11:15I'm right for you!
01:11:16No! No! No!
01:11:27Dan, get me out of here!
01:11:31My God, what is that thing?
01:11:46Please! Please! Please! Please!
01:11:57Dan! Lisa!
01:12:00Jesus Christ!
01:12:03Please! Please! Please!
01:12:12Quick, take this! What do you want to do with this?
01:12:14Here, take the germasol and spray that scumbag!
01:12:26All right, ladies.
01:12:30All right, scumbag!
01:12:32Take the germasol and spray it and spray it!
01:12:41I'm going to spray it!
01:12:43I'm going to spray it!
01:12:44Let's go to the hooda!
01:12:46Ahhhh!
01:12:47Sleepy lover!
01:13:01Hey, you rat bastard!
01:13:03Ahhhh!
01:13:10You're the best ever!
01:13:14Yeah!
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01:13:18Oh shit!
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01:14:50We made it!
01:15:06The publicity stunt which got out of hand here, Superstation 66, is rapidly drawing to a close.
01:15:11The hostages are free and safe.
01:15:13Using some kind of explosive device which was just detonated moments ago, authorities have finally taken control over the Superstation studio.
01:15:20Son? What? You are under arrest.
01:15:24Ugh! Sheriff! Would you just look in there?
01:15:37Oh my lord, what a mess!
01:15:39I can see Dan O'Dare now as well as CWN field reporter Lisa Cummings.
01:15:43Lisa! Dan! Over here!
01:15:45Lit bumble, CWN News.
01:15:47Lisa! Another job well done. And as usual, CWN is first on the scene. What exactly happened in there?
01:15:56Welford, you will be glad to know that I got it all on tape. All you have to do is figure out how to blow it up!
01:16:05And dangerous Dan O'Dare, the bad boy of rock and roll. What do you have to say for yourself?
01:16:17Get the fucking mic out of my face, Flip.
01:16:35ential לק
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01:16:55What is that? Do you have to do it!
01:16:57Where's Bunny?
01:16:59Somebody help! Help me! Help! Somebody! Somebody help! Help!
01:17:21Let's do it!
01:17:29This is the crew!
01:17:38That makes cool move
01:17:39The dude is dope and he's looking smooth
01:17:41Burn it!
01:17:42With a rubber a buckskin a thousand watts
01:17:44And the basses are pumping hard
01:17:46To the beat of the street
01:17:47Cool gets out of his seat
01:17:48And shovels his feet
01:17:49And if he in the way
01:17:50You're gonna have to pay!
01:17:55Mr. Cool
01:17:59He's Mr. Cool
01:18:00And nobody's who
01:18:01He's Mr. Cool
01:18:02He's Mr. Cool
01:18:11He spins around
01:18:12With a mighty thrust
01:18:13He hits the ground
01:18:14Only girl he's lost
01:18:15Yo, Cool's got style
01:18:16He can do anything
01:18:17He's a bloody king
01:18:18He thinks he's cruel
01:18:19I think he's lame
01:18:20His ego feeds off local fame
01:18:22Big talking jokes
01:18:23They're all the same
01:18:24Yeah!
01:18:25He's Mr. Cool
01:18:28Mr. Cool
01:18:30He's Mr. Cool
01:18:34, And nobody's who
01:18:35He's Mr. Cool
01:18:38Shoulder , that's the tea
01:18:40Gonna be
01:18:41You know you know you
01:18:42Mister Cool
01:18:44He's Mr. Cool
01:18:46He's Mr. Cool
01:18:47And nobody's who
01:18:48He's Mr. Cool
01:18:50To it like it is
01:18:56People getting wise
01:18:58Seeing through his lies
01:19:00Flying in the street
01:19:02Like a bitch on beat
01:19:05Running in his hell
01:19:07Takes you to hell
01:19:20He's Mr. Cool
01:19:38He's Mr. Cool and nobody's who
01:19:43He's Mr. Cool
01:19:50He's Mr. Cool
01:19:52He's Mr. Cool and nobody's who
01:19:57He's Mr. Cool
01:19:59He's Mr. Cool
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01:20:02Can you hear this?
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