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00:02:05I'm shivering
00:02:09Come on, kiddo
00:02:11Kiddo?
00:02:12Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:14I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:15Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:20Let's go
00:02:20I haven't seen Mr. Collins
00:02:30In like
00:02:31Five Christmases
00:02:33Something wrong?
00:02:41Um
00:02:42Your arm is
00:02:44Wet
00:02:48From the rain
00:02:50Wipe it then
00:03:03There's no rain up there
00:03:15Rain, sorry
00:03:17So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:22I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:03:31Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:03:41I don't do small talk
00:03:43Okay then
00:03:46Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:03:51I need to pick some meat
00:03:53No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:03:55I am 22 years old
00:03:56Exactly, kiddo
00:03:58Shut up
00:03:58You're not that much older than me
00:04:00Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:03And I need to buy alcohol
00:04:04Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:06And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:04:08And nobody
00:04:08If I take you
00:04:12Will you shut up?
00:04:14Yes
00:04:14I'll be quick
00:04:23You're not going out there dressed like that
00:04:35It's not safe
00:04:38Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:41Yeah
00:04:41Why didn't you say something?
00:04:44I just did
00:04:45You freaking creep
00:04:47Give me a jacket or something
00:04:53When you're done checking me out
00:05:17I think your store closes in two minutes
00:05:20I was not checking you out
00:05:21That was a yawn
00:05:22I'm sure it was, kiddo
00:05:24It's past your bedtime
00:05:26Stop calling me kid
00:05:30You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:05:45This is a small kickback
00:05:54Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:05:56Does your dad know about that?
00:05:59Well
00:06:00Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:06:03I would give a shit what he thinks
00:06:04But he doesn't live here
00:06:06And neither do you
00:06:07Yeah, about that
00:06:08I live here now
00:06:09He put me in charge
00:06:10And I'm kicking everyone out
00:06:12Wait, Chris
00:06:13No, please
00:06:13This might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:19You can't buy your friends, kid
00:06:29I don't have another choice
00:06:32I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:06:35And this is my last year of college
00:06:36And I don't want to graduate alone
00:06:39Fine
00:06:42Have your kickback
00:06:43Or not
00:06:45Either way, I have to stay here
00:06:47Until your dad gets back
00:06:48I don't need you to look after me
00:06:51Who is that?
00:06:58No
00:06:58I'm going to kill you?
00:07:04Count your days, slut?
00:07:06It's not a big deal
00:07:07I can explain
00:07:08This is your ex, Brian
00:07:09Your dad was talking about him
00:07:11This sick fuck
00:07:12You guys were spying on me?
00:07:15Mark cares about your safety
00:07:17That's the only reason I'm here
00:07:19It's either me living here
00:07:21Or three bodyguards
00:07:22Your choice
00:07:23You are not living here
00:07:32I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:07:34I don't need a babysitter
00:07:35Then stop acting like a baby
00:07:39You better not show your face in there
00:07:43I don't need you acting like an asshole
00:07:45To all my friends
00:07:46God damn it
00:07:54Crumbs to mark
00:07:56Whoa
00:08:05Who's this
00:08:06Puff Grandpa?
00:08:08Grandpa?
00:08:09He's hotter than you, Brian
00:08:11Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:08:22Could literally be on a yacht right now
00:08:24Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:08:27And rich dad means
00:08:29Fancy alcohol
00:08:30Hi, Christina Fox and Becca too
00:08:39I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:08:42Duh
00:08:43Couldn't miss it
00:08:45It's really nice to meet you
00:08:48Well, please feel free to help yourselves
00:08:53Thanks, Heather
00:08:55Oh, it's Harper
00:08:56Enjoy the party
00:08:59I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:09:07Where's Harper?
00:09:11Harper?
00:09:14Forget Harper
00:09:15Hang out with me
00:09:17I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:19I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:24I don't like talking
00:09:26Oh, I know your type, Daddy
00:09:28Christina and I
00:09:30We're into group activities
00:09:31Talk or
00:09:32No talk
00:09:34You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:09:37For that nobody, Harper
00:09:39Sorry, ladies
00:09:41I don't like my women
00:09:42Desperate
00:09:44Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:09:48And I'll make you regret it
00:09:50Huh?
00:09:52He really picked Harper over us?
00:09:55I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:09:57About what happens to skanks
00:09:59Who think they can upstage us
00:10:04Oh, Harper
00:10:10Hey
00:10:11Listen
00:10:12Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:15Everyone is using the one downstairs
00:10:17And
00:10:18Ew
00:10:19Yeah, of course you can
00:10:21You're like
00:10:22Your school royalty
00:10:24Thanks
00:10:25You know
00:10:26I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:10:29We're
00:10:31We're friends?
00:10:32Of course
00:10:33I have to pee
00:10:36Wait for me?
00:10:38Uh, yeah, of course
00:10:39I'll just be right outside my own room
00:10:41What dirt can I find?
00:10:51Oh, this is gold
00:11:02Harper
00:11:04You are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:08Time to shut your loser party down
00:11:13I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:11:29The hell
00:11:42Attention everybody
00:11:50Hello
00:11:51You all seem a little bored
00:11:54So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:11:58A few pages of Harper's diary
00:12:02Let's see
00:12:06Dear diary
00:12:08Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:10Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:12:13Oh, Harper
00:12:15Daddy issues much?
00:12:22No
00:12:22I just need to give it back
00:12:24Dad's friend Chris
00:12:29Is like a dilf
00:12:32That stands for
00:12:33A dad I'd like to fuck
00:12:35And honestly
00:12:36If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:12:40You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:12:46Harper, that is so nasty
00:12:48Christina, it's not true
00:12:50Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:12:52Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:01Let's cool right down
00:13:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:10Fuck this
00:13:40Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:13:51You were supposed to get rid of him
00:13:53Come to her party
00:13:59Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:01And you make fun of her family life
00:14:03It was a joke
00:14:04It was a joke
00:14:05The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:08Without her father in her life
00:14:09Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:12I wish that's enough
00:14:15Let her go
00:14:17One last
00:14:20What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:26You're too old to be this petty
00:14:28You're damn right I'm petty
00:14:29Let's get one thing straight
00:14:31Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:14:34If you mess with her again
00:14:36Fuck you up
00:14:40But we're literally just Pearl
00:14:42I don't give a fuck
00:14:44Everyone out
00:14:45The fuck out
00:14:46What the hell was that?
00:14:57What the hell was that?
00:14:58She hurt you
00:15:14Chris, I'm fine
00:15:15Chris, I said I'm fine
00:15:18You're crying
00:15:24Why are you crying?
00:15:27I won't understand
00:15:28Those aren't your friends, kid
00:15:30They just tried to hurt you
00:15:32I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:15:34Stupid
00:15:36I know they're not my friends
00:15:38But that was Christina Fox
00:15:39You just embarrassed me in front of me
00:15:41And she's the queen of ours
00:15:42I said stop
00:15:43I said stop
00:15:47I don't care if she runs the school
00:15:50We'll find you another school
00:15:52I'm here to keep you safe
00:15:54Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:15:57Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:15:59I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:16:02I told you
00:16:05To stop calling me that
00:16:08And I told you to stop acting like one
00:16:12Oh yeah?
00:16:17If I'm such a kid
00:16:18What's that must against my leg right now?
00:16:26Sorry, kid
00:16:27That's my gun
00:16:28You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on
00:16:31You better not be here tomorrow
00:16:34Please tell me you're gone
00:16:50There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear
00:16:57I don't care what my dad says
00:17:00Oh my god
00:17:06God
00:17:08What?
00:17:10What?
00:17:14What?
00:17:20What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:17:26No
00:17:26No, no, no, no, no, no
00:17:31This cannot be happening
00:17:31He's gonna be back in a second
00:17:33You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked
00:17:44No quiero jugar con estos, ¿qué te hacen con estos, perv?
00:17:51Oh, ¿me la perv?
00:17:53Tú eres el que vino mi habitación, mi closet, cuando no era aquí.
00:17:57Yo estaba haciendo un favor y ayudando a moverme porque no debería estar aquí.
00:18:03Uncuff me.
00:18:07¿Qué te haces?
00:18:11Say, ¿por qué?
00:18:14I don't have time for your game, this old man.
00:18:19Give me the key.
00:18:26What the?
00:18:27You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:18:29Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:18:33Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:18:39Rule number one.
00:18:40There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:18:45You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:18:48So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:18:54I can take care of my-
00:18:55Rule number two.
00:18:57No talking back.
00:18:58I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:19:02Rule number three.
00:19:11Don't start any games.
00:19:14You're not ready to play.
00:19:15So what else do you have planned today?
00:19:31Uh, my-my plans are none of your concern.
00:19:38Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:19:45You can have your privacy.
00:19:48Until sunset.
00:19:50What does that mean?
00:19:54You have curfew.
00:19:56How's my daughter?
00:20:18Um, hot.
00:20:20What was that?
00:20:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:20:24Why the hell did I say that?
00:20:25That's why you're watching her, not me.
00:20:27Is she back from class?
00:20:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:20:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:20:34She's fine, Mark.
00:20:35Good.
00:20:36You're my best friend.
00:20:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:20:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:20:48Give me some time, stop when I try, welcome my heart to you.
00:21:02Give me a song, this is the one, welcome my heart to you.
00:21:08You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:21:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:21:28Oh, excuse me.
00:21:42We're filming.
00:21:43Filming?
00:21:44Filming what?
00:21:45Some real hot stuff.
00:21:47Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:21:48Go find a room somewhere else.
00:21:49I'm looking for Harper Reels.
00:21:52It says her location is here.
00:21:53So step aside before I make you.
00:21:56Mmm, nope.
00:21:58Harper's my best friend.
00:21:59And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:22:01Hey, wait!
00:22:02Wait!
00:22:02Wait!
00:22:03Wait!
00:22:03Wait!
00:22:03Wait!
00:22:10You look so sexy.
00:22:12Keep going.
00:22:13Harper?
00:22:13You shouldn't be here.
00:22:23You shouldn't be here.
00:22:24I tried to stop him.
00:22:27Hey!
00:22:29No, Harper.
00:22:30You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:22:31What do you think you're doing here?
00:22:33It's for a class project.
00:22:35Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:22:36Class my ass.
00:22:38Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:22:40I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:22:41Chris, stop!
00:22:42Not until I pummel this creep.
00:22:44Then the camera's next.
00:22:45Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:46Not the camera.
00:22:46Cost a thousand dollars.
00:22:48You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot you.
00:22:50Porn.
00:22:51That is enough!
00:23:06These look amazing, Harper.
00:23:08Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:23:10Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:23:11No one's going to see these.
00:23:13Deleting them.
00:23:14What?
00:23:15That is art!
00:23:16Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:23:20creeps a lap dance.
00:23:23See?
00:23:41How much my dad likes that.
00:23:56This is your choice.
00:24:00Your choice?
00:24:06Cameradid.
00:24:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:10Oh, you asshole.
00:24:12If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:18You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:21What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:27I'm leaving.
00:24:29Now.
00:24:29So first you stalk me
00:24:38And then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:24:40I did it for your own good
00:24:42You assaulted my classmate
00:24:44And ruined our project
00:24:45You need me around for your safety
00:24:47Because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:24:49You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:24:52Like a piece of meat
00:24:54My classmate?
00:24:57It sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:24:58Jealous?
00:25:04Jealous?
00:25:09You're cute, Harper
00:25:10I'll give you that
00:25:11And those things you do
00:25:13They're cute too
00:25:15You know what's not cute?
00:25:19Me jealous
00:25:20Now you were right
00:25:21I'm in some shady business
00:25:23And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:25:25But you better not test me
00:25:27Or I'll break you
00:25:29In more than one way, Harper
00:25:34Well guess what?
00:25:39You just called me Harper instead of kid
00:25:41Just admit
00:25:45That you want me
00:25:47What the hell is happening to me?
00:25:55There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:25:58Put your seatbelt on
00:26:00You know what, Chris?
00:26:02You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:03Fine
00:26:04But I'm going to make you crazy for me
00:26:07Let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:09So
00:26:11Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:16No
00:26:16Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:19Oh my god, Maria, no
00:26:21Ew
00:26:21That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins
00:26:25He was sent here to keep me safe
00:26:27And he secretly wants to fuck you
00:26:30I don't know
00:26:31But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:26:34Um, wait
00:26:36You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:26:41Think about it
00:26:42We need to get my dad to fire Chris
00:26:47The only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:26:50So that's step one
00:26:51You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:26:55He was jealous, Harbs
00:26:56Yeah, right
00:26:57Jealous of me?
00:26:58I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods
00:27:01He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter
00:27:05Not jealous of you, dummy
00:27:07Jealous over you
00:27:09It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:12So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:27:17Until he snaps
00:27:18And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:27:22And when your dad sees that
00:27:23He'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:27:27Here's to Operation Seduction
00:27:30Chris Collins, you better watch out
00:27:33Because I get what I want
00:27:35Mm-hmm
00:27:36Sexy outfit, check
00:27:48Popcorn, check
00:27:50A notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:27:53Check
00:27:54What do you want?
00:28:06You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:08Um, popcorn?
00:28:10Harper, you idiot
00:28:12Seduce him
00:28:13I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering
00:28:18But if you're busy
00:28:20I can come back later
00:28:22Wait, wait, wait
00:28:23I have a day
00:28:26But that's not important
00:28:27Your pulse is racing
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:31Uh
00:28:32Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:28:34Uh
00:28:35No, I just
00:28:37I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:28:40But it's
00:28:42Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:01But what about your date?
00:29:02How are you not crying?
00:29:23This is like the saddest movie ever
00:29:24Because it's not real
00:29:26This is ridiculous
00:29:28No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:29:33It's true love
00:29:35There's no such thing as true love
00:29:38Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo
00:29:40Or
00:29:42Maybe
00:29:45You're just a soulless AI bot
00:29:49And there are batteries in your back
00:29:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:05What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:09Now come on
00:30:10Just admit that you enjoyed it
00:30:12Don't mess with me, Harper
00:30:19I'm not a toy
00:30:20I'll ruin you
00:30:21Well
00:30:22I'm not just something that can be ruined
00:30:24As hard as you try to convince yourself
00:30:26I'm not a little girl anymore
00:30:27Not a lie
00:30:32You are a beautiful woman
00:30:34And I'm too much for you, kid
00:30:37You can't handle me
00:30:39Try me
00:30:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:30:47I don't kiss
00:30:48I don't kiss
00:30:48And I don't make love, Harper
00:30:50Maybe I'm into that
00:30:53No
00:30:54I don't think you are
00:30:57What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:01Not anymore
00:31:02Not anymore
00:31:03And even when you are a woman
00:31:05I never love you
00:31:06Just...
00:31:12Shut up and watch the movie
00:31:16I'm sorry
00:31:17I love you
00:31:18This is the last thing I can do for you
00:31:21You're supposed to seduce him, Harper
00:31:31Not be seduced by him
00:31:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:41You're late, Big Daddy
00:31:43But you sound pissed
00:31:45So I'll wait
00:31:47You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:31:51Not tonight
00:31:52Busy
00:31:53Busy?
00:31:54Not for me, you're not
00:31:58What the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:02Are you with another woman?
00:32:04Woman?
00:32:04No
00:32:05Not a woman
00:32:08Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:32:20Not this guy
00:32:20Lose my number
00:32:23Whoever this girl is
00:32:31Your days are numbered
00:32:33Do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:32:53She's going to be the death of me
00:32:55Kid
00:32:56Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins
00:33:01Today?
00:33:14Damn it, Harper
00:33:15I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:17I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:18I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:19I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:20I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:21I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:22I don't know how many guys would kill to be with me
00:33:23I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:24I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:25I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:26I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:27I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:28I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:29I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:30I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:31I don't know how many guys would kill me
00:33:32No, no, no.
00:34:02Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:34:06I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:34:08His business partner.
00:34:09I'm a dead girl walking.
00:34:12No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:34:19So, so we didn't?
00:34:22No.
00:34:24Because you're still alive.
00:34:26Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:34:29One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:34:30But you don't know that.
00:34:34Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:34:37Oh, yeah?
00:34:38Explain that.
00:34:40That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:34:43Don't get your hopes up.
00:34:44We're not on a nickname basis.
00:34:46You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:34:50Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:34:57Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:35:06What's wrong?
00:35:07Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:35:09I am gonna go for a cock-a-walk.
00:35:13I'm gonna go for a walk.
00:35:15With my friend.
00:35:18Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:19I'm gonna go for a walk.
00:35:50So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:36:05Struggling much?
00:36:05I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:36:34I had no other choice.
00:36:37I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:36:41Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:36:44You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:36:46That's not.
00:36:53No underwear?
00:36:53That's bad manners, Angel.
00:37:04What are you gonna do?
00:37:07Punish you.
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:19You don't know me.
00:37:22You don't know me?
00:37:23I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:37:32Would you complain about that, princess?
00:37:35I'd say do your worst.
00:37:37I'd say do your worst.
00:37:39I'm sorry.
00:37:54I can't let this happen.
00:37:55What the heck?
00:37:56Why are you stopping?
00:37:57You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:38:05But what about-
00:38:07There's no buts.
00:38:10I can't let this happen again.
00:38:22Cock block!
00:38:23You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:33You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:37That was part of the plan!
00:38:39I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:38:41I'm so embarrassed.
00:38:42Was it big?
00:38:45So big.
00:38:48Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:38:51It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:38:55Wait, what do you mean?
00:38:56He's a sex freak?
00:38:58Like, BDSM?
00:38:59The whole nine yards.
00:39:00Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:39:03My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:39:06Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:39:09Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:39:13Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:39:16What if he is coming?
00:39:17Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:39:36Stop messing with that.
00:39:38You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:39:40You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:39:43How else are you going to woo your man?
00:39:45He's not my man.
00:39:48I hope you're not talking about me.
00:39:53Ew, leave, Brian.
00:39:54She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:39:56You still letting us loser make your decisions for you?
00:39:59Harps?
00:40:00Huh?
00:40:01What do you want, Brian?
00:40:08Just five minutes.
00:40:12Sorry.
00:40:13Herbert, are you sure?
00:40:15It's okay.
00:40:15Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:40:17Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:40:43I want to get back together.
00:40:45You cheated on me.
00:40:47I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:40:50But that was months ago.
00:40:52Huh?
00:40:53Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:40:55This isn't about payback.
00:40:58I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:41:02What do you mean, moved on?
00:41:04Hmm?
00:41:05Are you fucking other guys?
00:41:07You slut!
00:41:08Hmm?
00:41:08Get off of me!
00:41:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:12Let me see them.
00:41:13Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:41:15Show me.
00:41:15Show me!
00:41:16Let go of me!
00:41:18There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:41:21I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:41:23A drink?
00:41:24I don't have time for this.
00:41:25You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:41:28That's not happening.
00:41:30Ever.
00:41:32Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:41:34Me?
00:41:35We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:41:38Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:41:41It's not a threat.
00:41:42It's a fact.
00:41:43You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:41:49But I'm not going to come after you.
00:41:52I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:41:56Help me!
00:41:57Help!
00:41:58Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:42:00Help me!
00:42:01Help!
00:42:02Help!
00:42:02Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:42:04Stop it!
00:42:05Stop it!
00:42:06That's enough!
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:08Good girl.
00:42:09You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:42:11I don't think she will, actually.
00:42:13That's for calling her a bitch.
00:42:16And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:42:20You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:42:24Are you okay?
00:42:27Take her, you psychopath.
00:42:29She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:42:40Stop it!
00:42:41You're going to kill him.
00:42:42Good.
00:42:43He's not worth it.
00:42:44Let's go.
00:42:47If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:42:51I promise.
00:42:53Let's go.
00:42:54Let's go.
00:43:12Fuck.
00:43:13Chris, you almost killed him.
00:43:18Should we call 911?
00:43:20Seriously, Harper?
00:43:22He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:43:24I handled myself just fine.
00:43:25And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:43:27You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:43:40You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:43:44You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:43:55So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:43:58Hm.
00:44:00Let's see who you are.
00:44:02Do we have to do this?
00:44:17What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:44:19Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:44:22Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:44:24So yes.
00:44:26We have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:44:29I'm gonna throw up.
00:44:45Breathe.
00:44:47You can do this.
00:44:48I'm right here.
00:45:06i'm right here
00:45:16don't focus on the water
00:45:18just look at me
00:45:20it's not hard to do
00:45:36it's okay it's okay
00:45:40i got you
00:45:41it's okay
00:45:42you're fine
00:45:49you're fine harper
00:45:51just breathe
00:45:58just keep breathing
00:45:59how are you feeling
00:46:02fine
00:46:10just insanely distracted
00:46:13ready for the next step
00:46:15i don't know if i'm ready
00:46:22i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:46:25i thought you didn't make this
00:46:29what
00:46:32oh my god
00:46:35oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:46:38you're talking about swimming
00:46:42what goes on in that head of yours
00:46:46i want you to get used to being underwire
00:46:50harper
00:46:54harper
00:46:57harper
00:46:58harper
00:47:00harper
00:47:02¿Qué es lo que happened?
00:47:22¿Qué es lo que ha pasado?
00:47:24¿Estás bien?
00:47:26¿Estás bien?
00:47:27¿Estás bien?
00:47:27¿Estás bien?
00:47:30¿Estás bien?
00:47:32You did amazing.
00:47:35It's just going to get better and better.
00:47:37¿Ah, you did?
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:43We'll try again tomorrow.
00:47:45Just kiss me.
00:47:48Your dad won't like this.
00:47:50Don't think about him.
00:47:51If you want me, then kiss me.
00:47:55If you want me, then kiss me.
00:47:58I don't think you understand
00:47:59what you're getting into.
00:48:00I'm a dangerous man, Hartley.
00:48:02Just so you don't want me
00:48:04Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:48:18I want you
00:48:19And I told you not to mess with me
00:48:22You're gonna get hurt
00:48:22You very like me
00:48:32What the hell, what are you doing?
00:48:41We need to talk about this first, inside
00:48:43With our minds, not our crosses
00:48:44Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa
00:48:47I'm not a tease, I just care about you
00:48:49So you are a grandpa
00:48:51Just as much as you're a kid
00:48:53Come on, let's go inside
00:48:58No, I need a moment to pull off
00:49:02I'm gonna shower
00:49:05Harper, what are you doing?
00:49:26So this is where Chris has been lately
00:49:28Running a daycare
00:49:29Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:49:36Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:49:39I'm Elena Kaufman
00:49:40The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries
00:49:43I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:49:47And I wanted to warn you
00:49:49He might be sexy
00:49:51But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart
00:49:54Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger
00:49:56Like strangers breaking into my house
00:49:59Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:50:02Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:50:06You've been tracking him?
00:50:09What kind of psycho are you?
00:50:10The same kind he is
00:50:12Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:50:18Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:50:26I'm surprised
00:50:27Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:50:31Just all around
00:50:34Not intense enough for him
00:50:37Not intense enough?
00:50:40Yeah, well
00:50:41Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:50:44Oh, please, don't make me laugh
00:50:48I mean, look at you
00:50:49You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:50:53You're out of your league, kid
00:50:56Don't call me that
00:50:57You want to know
00:51:01How Chris likes to fuck
00:51:03He likes to take you from behind
00:51:05Handcuff you
00:51:07So you can't run
00:51:08Choke you out
00:51:09None of that
00:51:11Kissing
00:51:12Pillow talk
00:51:13Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:51:16Because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:51:18He'll be bored of you
00:51:22In a week
00:51:23He actually lives here
00:51:24With me
00:51:25You can escape
00:51:28Help me, I can't swim
00:51:38Help me, I can't swim
00:51:44Help me, I can't swim
00:51:55Help me, I can't swim
00:51:56Harper
00:51:57Harper
00:51:57Harper
00:51:58Help
00:51:59Smile for TNC, loser
00:52:02Please don't
00:52:04Just crawl your way out, idiot
00:52:06That's what you get for stealing my man
00:52:09Harper
00:52:14Harper
00:52:15Harper
00:52:16Harper
00:52:17door
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00:54:25¿Vas a decir, padre, que es porque su hija psíquica es responsable por su compañía de banquete? ¿Lo entiendes eso?
00:54:33¿Estás me molestando?
00:54:35No. No te lo digo. No te lo dices con la gente que me importa.
00:54:43¡Vamos de aquí!
00:54:44Espera. Por favor, no. No voy a hacer nada. Por favor.
00:54:48¿Qué está haciendo?
00:54:55Cris, no. Wait, wait.
00:55:04Cris, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:55:27She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:55:31Don't worry about it.
00:55:34I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:55:42I never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:55:47Not a brand of her.
00:55:52Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:55:57She said that...
00:56:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:56:12She said that...
00:56:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:56:20Satisfy you.
00:56:23Satisfy you.
00:56:24In bed.
00:56:29That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:56:33You'd never be into me.
00:56:39Is that true?
00:56:40That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:56:46But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:56:50I'm supposed to protect you.
00:56:51When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
00:57:03And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:57:07What did you regret?
00:57:12Not doing this sooner.
00:57:13If people had come to such jobs in universation.
00:57:17If I did get back to school, I watched that, guys.
00:57:19And Iきれ
00:57:27Because it was too much fun.
00:57:30But after that, it went away later.
00:57:36There are two different shapes, Sassy, who said,
00:57:39But now I won't anymore.
00:57:40I can see all the money in my ego and I love everything.
00:57:41I can see all the neighbors on my ego and I love coming.
00:57:42¿Qué te lo hacía?
00:57:45¿Por qué te lo hacía?
00:57:47Estás jugando con fuego, Harper.
00:57:49Tu papá va a matar me.
00:57:51Yo prometo que mi papá no importa por mí o las cosas que me gustan.
00:57:56No es sobre Mark.
00:57:58Es sobre tú y yo.
00:57:59Así que lo que sea que te desea de los dos ojos, tienes que matar.
00:58:05Estoy demasiado peligroso.
00:58:09Así que estás diciendo que el beso fue un error.
00:58:11No sé, no sé.
00:58:12Devo olvidar que nunca hubiese sucedido.
00:58:15Es por el mejor, Harper.
00:58:17Hay una razón no a los que nos dejaron a la gente, vienen a la gente.
00:58:20Sí.
00:58:22Es porque eres una ceroa.
00:58:24Te permito ser parado a mí.
00:58:26Admito.
00:58:27Si te sentís en la mano y te has cogido.
00:58:29Porque hazlo y aguantar.
00:58:31No, no te...
00:58:31No, no te.
00:58:32No, no te.
00:58:32Tú eres un psico.
00:58:41Just trying to protect you.
00:58:51Morning.
00:58:53Bagel?
00:58:54I'm not hungry.
00:58:58We need to eat.
00:59:07No.
00:59:08What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
00:59:18Are we even now?
00:59:21You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
00:59:24What's wrong, ghetto?
00:59:26I hate seeing you like this.
00:59:28Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
00:59:38Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
00:59:45Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
00:59:52I'm going to make this up to you.
00:59:55Promise.
00:59:56Has Mr. Collins seen this? Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:00:09Nope.
01:00:11And he's never going to.
01:00:13Huh?
01:00:14I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:00:17Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:00:20Oh, hey!
01:00:21Hey!
01:00:22Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:00:24You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:00:28And I am not letting you fail.
01:00:30Stop moping!
01:00:32Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:00:36Okay.
01:00:37How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:00:53Like a million hours?
01:00:55Who the fuck cares?
01:00:57We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:01:02Make sure no one's coming.
01:01:07I think I hear them coming.
01:01:09Let's go.
01:01:10One last touch.
01:01:15Good luck.
01:01:16Being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:01:21i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:01:28good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:01:40perfect
01:01:41tonight is gonna be perfect
01:01:47no no no no my final project how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:01:58harper
01:02:03harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:02:10is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:02:16don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:02:21did you do this
01:02:28christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:02:35we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:02:38guess what you have no proof
01:02:40good luck with that losers
01:02:43that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:02:47harper
01:02:49harper
01:02:49there's the student i've been looking for
01:02:52professor i can explain
01:02:53harper
01:02:56is this your work
01:02:59it's so ugly
01:03:01isn't it professor
01:03:02we have to fail harper
01:03:05it looks like a complete choke
01:03:07ladies
01:03:08i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:03:11in fact
01:03:12i guess just bought this piece
01:03:15wait what
01:03:16who would buy this crap
01:03:18i will
01:03:19who would buy this piece of crap
01:03:33i will
01:03:34it's you
01:03:37you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:03:41christina don't be rude
01:03:43don't you know who this is
01:03:45chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:03:48there's no way
01:03:50that's okay professor
01:03:51not everyone has taste
01:03:53how much for this painting
01:03:56oh no
01:03:57our starting price is 18
01:03:59done
01:04:04wait
01:04:06$1,800
01:04:07you can study at this school or not
01:04:11we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:04:14you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging
01:04:18whack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account
01:04:24here's two mil
01:04:26take the rest and buy art supplies
01:04:30whatever it is you need to get
01:04:31for harper's sake
01:04:32sir
01:04:33mr collins this is too much
01:04:35oh my god oh my god
01:04:37are you fucking kidding me
01:04:40are you fucking kidding me
01:04:44language miss hawks
01:04:46don't tell me what to do old lady
01:04:48who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:04:52my father still runs this university
01:04:55money runs this university
01:04:57and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:05:02for disciplinary action
01:05:04you're going to get us expelled
01:05:07professor you can't
01:05:09please
01:05:09getting expelled sounds
01:05:11just about right to me
01:05:13no wait professor
01:05:14not so fast
01:05:15what the fuck else do you want from me
01:05:18I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:05:31good luck proving it was us
01:05:33knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:05:39I don't need to ruin your lives
01:05:41those dresses though
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