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Crowder and Solana loved the new ‘Poop Cruise’ documentary on Netflix and have a ton of observations of how A. things were handled incredibly wrong by the crew and B. things passengers could have done to get off the ship.
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00:00One of the things that I did see, though, and this disappoints me and hurts me to my core, it looks like they're getting rid of the e-bug.
00:10That's the emergency backup goaltender, which has created some of the greatest sports stories.
00:17You know, the out of nowhere, he's an insurance salesman sitting in the stands, and all of a sudden, he's a goalie in an NHL game.
00:28I didn't read the specifics of it.
00:30I'm guessing in a couple of seasons, they'll allow you to carry maybe a third goalie without it counting against roster spots, and that would eliminate the need for an e-bug, which has been one of the greatest sports little stories over the last 10, 15 years.
00:50Isn't that extremely irresponsible?
00:53I love it, though.
00:53That's what makes it so great.
00:55Yeah.
00:55It's like you talk about the relatability thing.
00:59I feel like in a pinch, if someone needed something at any professional athletic competition, in a pinch, I could run down there and do whatever you need for a couple of plays, a couple of whatevers.
01:13You could get in that net and stop a puck from coming at you.
01:18I think I could get to the net.
01:25Fall down to your knees.
01:27I'm not even certain that I could, but I think I could get to the net.
01:33That's special.
01:35You mean like before play starts?
01:37Just everybody gets out onto...
01:39Get from the bench to the net.
01:41Onto the ice.
01:41They put me into the goalie uniform with all the pads and whatever, and I would have to get to the net.
01:48When's the last time you skated on ice?
01:51Oh, it must have been...
01:53It had to be maybe a 12-year-old's birthday party when I was 12.
01:59I'm not kidding you.
02:00Probably 81.
02:021981.
02:0267 years ago.
02:03Yeah.
02:05Oh, man.
02:06What?
02:07You don't think I could get from the bench to the net in goalie?
02:10No.
02:12You don't think I could just get there?
02:13I don't think you could leave the bench and make it to the net.
02:16There's no way.
02:17I feel like we have an athletic challenge upon us right here.
02:21All I have to do is put on professional goalies, padding, stick, helmet, all that stuff, and make it to the net.
02:30And make it from the bench to the net.
02:33That's it.
02:34And I'll put up whatever you want me to.
02:36You haven't skated in 40 years, 50 years maybe?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Why would I go ice skating?
02:42I don't know.
02:43Isn't that like something you do with a kid?
02:46I mean, I know your son's way older, but when he was a little kid, you can take him to an ice skating rink?
02:50We're in South Florida.
02:52Right.
02:52Solana, I actually take my kids to the ice skating rink.
02:56And Davey, there's one by C.B. Smith Park, and I just cheer him on from the side.
03:01Yeah, but you have no knees.
03:02And you think Hawk has Hawking knees?
03:05You know I'm the most athletic person on this show.
03:08He's the healthiest person on this show, man.
03:10What about like Rockefeller Center, Hawk?
03:12You go to the city during wintertime?
03:15A little romantic evening?
03:16I've probably done Rockefeller Center, and I've probably done one of those lame cruise ship ice skating things, which isn't ice.
03:24It's just plastic made to look like ice.
03:27But you know what?
03:28This is one of them times when I get on Solana's side, and I'm scared because Solana really thinks he could play goalie if he had to run the point for the heat for a couple of plays.
03:37You can hear the way that he's talking about skating.
03:40He thinks he's an ice skater.
03:42I can just tell the way that he's like, oh, what do you mean you've never been ice skating?
03:47You can tell that he thinks he's some sort of ice skating expert, and you can only imagine what would go on with him on the ice.
03:54You can only imagine.
03:57Solana, what sports could you play at a high level, like at a professional level, if they needed you?
04:01Pre-ACL injury?
04:03I still think I would have taken John Crotty in a one-on-one.
04:11The Panthers tonight, by the way, they have draft picks in selections in the fourth round, the fifth round, the sixth round, and the seventh round.
04:23They have nothing in the first three rounds, so that's the trade-off when you win a couple of cups and you traded away some of your draft picks for, I don't know, Brad Marchand.
04:36I don't even know if that was this year's pick or not.
04:39I don't know.
04:39I know they did end up trading a first-round pick for him, but yeah, I don't think there's any complaints coming out of Panthers Nation.
04:45One week from today is the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest and the return of Joey Chestnut.
04:56You know, we had a one-year hiatus.
04:59They were at loggerheads, and they have figured it out.
05:04And George Shea, longtime friend of the show and the commissioner of Major League Eating, and truly one of the greatest, if not the greatest, carnival barker in the history of the world,
05:15he's going to join us today to talk about the hot dog eating contest, which again, one week from today, right?
05:22Isn't the 4th of July next Friday?
05:24Yeah.
05:25One week from today at Coney Island, George Shea will give us a little preview of what we can expect.
05:34We talked all week, or at least some of it, that Dmitry Kulikov from the Panthers was going to be at Palm Beach Autographs in Wellington tomorrow,
05:43and we started doing a contest, but the event was canceled.
05:46But there are other Panthers signing tomorrow at Palm Beach Autographs.
05:51I know AJ Greer is going to be there and Sam Reinhart.
05:54Did you say someone else was going to be there, Solana?
05:56Yeah, my doppelganger, E-Rod, Evan Rodriguez.
06:00Yeah, Evan Rodriguez will be there, so you can get info at palmbeachautographs.com.
06:05I know a lot of people are still experiencing that Panthers elation right now, so if you're up in Wellington,
06:12the mall at Wellington Green, Palm Beach Autographs tomorrow, going to have a whole bunch of Panthers there.
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06:31Yeah, E-Rod actually replacing Kulikov in terms of the schedule.
06:36So for those of you who have been keeping track, E-Rod will be there.
06:41By the way, Hawk, really quickly, before we get to headlines, just as an aside,
06:44you mentioned ice skating on a cruise.
06:47Bro, you guys have to watch on Netflix.
06:49It got released this week.
06:51I know, I know.
06:52I'm going to watch it this weekend.
06:53You watch it, Ryder?
06:54I watched it already.
06:55The poop cruise?
06:56Yes.
06:56Oh, my goodness.
06:57Yes.
06:59The craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
07:02So I've looked at it a couple times on Netflix.
07:04I haven't pulled the trigger.
07:05And then this morning, I read an article about it in the Washington Post.
07:10Yeah.
07:10I didn't realize it was 12 years already.
07:12I felt like it was more recent.
07:142013, man.
07:1512 years.
07:16I read this article in the Washington Post detailing some of the stuff that they show in the documentary.
07:22So I've got that on my to-do list for the weekend.
07:25You talk about, like, the year 2020, whatever.
07:28So it's 2020, 2013, 12 years ago, whatever.
07:32The survival mode kicks in the human beings, and they turn into crazy people.
07:38It shows you how reliant we are on, like, we don't realize.
07:44Just, you lose electricity.
07:46You lose all the things we take for granted, which obviously is flushing a toilet.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Like, that's the, I mean, that, you want to talk about Lord of the Flies.
08:00Yeah.
08:00Like.
08:01Exactly.
08:02Yeah.
08:02You got, I mean, you do anything you can not to be pooping in a bag, even if it means throwing other passengers overboard.
08:10But, and I think that if any, they could have dealt with it much differently.
08:16Of course.
08:17They weren't in the middle of Antarctica.
08:20They were in the Gulf of Mexico.
08:21When you say they, you're talking about the carnival.
08:22Carnival cruises.
08:23Or are you talking about the passengers?
08:25Talking about carnival.
08:26I'm talking about the Coast Guard.
08:29I'm talking about everybody.
08:30Of course.
08:31You're no, like, they're not in the middle of the Pacific where no one gets on.
08:35They're in the damn Gulf of Mexico.
08:37Yeah, but they just.
08:38Couldn't you helicopter in some generators?
08:42Well, no, no.
08:42So, well, I guess I don't want to spoil it, Crowder.
08:45Yeah.
08:45I'm trying not to say too much.
08:47But what's crazy.
08:48What we end up, what you know, like, we know this, was that there was a series of fires on the carnival ships that were all made on that line.
08:56Like, that specific line that came out, there was a series of fires.
09:00And most of the fires, what happened would be, there's, like, five engines.
09:04One of them catches fire.
09:06The built-in, like, fire system would obviously turn down the fire, take out the fire.
09:13And then the other motors would be there and they would be fine.
09:17And they would get on with their crews.
09:19Everything would be okay.
09:20Well, guess what?
09:21In this specific fire, the other engines weren't going to work either.
09:26Because all of the power cables from the motor room, that power on the ship, were burnt to a crisp.
09:35So, it didn't matter.
09:36That ship, they couldn't find out.
09:38They couldn't find that out until the fire was done.
09:41And guess what?
09:42That was hours into the process.
09:44And they hadn't told anybody anything.
09:45Couldn't they helicopter in or ship in port-a-potties and just line, you know, 25 port-a-potties?
09:53I mean, those decks are huge.
09:55Yes, Huck.
09:56Or how about you just pull some big-ass boats up, pile a bunch of people on, and drive them off the boat?
10:03Like, I'm sitting there the whole thing saying, like, I could figure this out with three beers and a couple boats.
10:09What are y'all doing?
10:10But the bottom line is, the expenses that were incurred by Carnival on this, this is why they couldn't re-sign Mike Miller?
10:18That's what it was.
10:20Is that what it was?
10:21Yeah.
10:22That damn amnesty clause, man.
10:24Damn it.
10:26LeBron would still be here.
10:28We'd be having two parades a year.
10:31Watch it, though.
10:31It blew my mind.
10:33I'm going to watch it.
10:33It blew my mind.
10:34Yeah, it was really, really good.
10:36Because I don't like raw sewage.
10:40You're going to see some raw sewage.
10:42Yeah, I don't like that.
10:44Oh.
10:44You're going to see.
10:46I don't like that.
10:47I'm not a fan of walking in poop, seeing poop.
10:51Like, I'm just, I'm not a fan of that.
10:53Well, how about seeing people walk in poop barefoot?
10:56Do you like that?
10:58And then you can't wash it off, right?
10:59Is there any functioning water?
11:02No.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Yeah, I don't like that.
11:05No electricity, food spoils.
11:08Yeah.
11:09No AC, no lights.
11:10Crazy.
11:11Yeah.
11:12I don't like that.
11:13They still do bingo?
11:16Still do bingo.
11:17Bingo's happening the whole time.
11:19And you're fine.
11:21The ice cream machine worked for the first two days as well.
11:24So, I mean.
11:25Oh.
11:25Yeah.
11:26How bad could it be?
11:27You got poop bingo going on tonight at 830.
11:29The funny part was that the lady pretty much said, you know, we can't lower people onto
11:38the life rafts and into another cruise ship because it would just take too long.
11:42It's unreasonable.
11:43Oh, yeah.
11:44Well, four days without power is actually better.
11:47Let's do that instead.
11:48Yeah.
11:49How about we take a vote on this?
11:52I would jump off the boat and climb into the little transport ship.
11:56Well, no joke.
11:57We could have figured this out in 10 minutes on an Aperol Spritz.
12:02Couldn't you just call?
12:03I mean, I guess they had no phone service.
12:05But couldn't you get word to someone like, I don't care about everybody else, but get
12:11me a chopper.
12:12I'll pay the cost.
12:13Like, I got to get off this thing.
12:15Yeah.
12:15Huh.
12:16My mom.
12:17I know Mike, the captain I fish with.
12:19I could have get him to come pick me up.
12:21No problem.
12:21Right.
12:22It's in the golf.
12:23Or just at least bring you your poop bucket.
12:27You have your own, you know, when when the other carnival ship that brought them supplies
12:32came closer and I'm pretty sure they held this out.
12:35I'm pretty sure the only thing that other carnival ship brought them was more poop bags.
12:38I'm like, I'm convinced.
12:40But when it comes so close.
12:42Right.
12:43And it's great because that ship comes close and everybody on the boat gets to the deck
12:49to try to connect to the ship's Wi-Fi.
12:50So they're showing these videos of thousands of people just standing there looking for bars.
12:55It says in the Washington Post article, that's when the public at large became very aware
13:00of what was actually going on on this.
13:02cruise because there had been no word of it until people were able to connect to relatives
13:07using their phones.
13:08And it shows you how messed up it is that carnival was just like, oh, no, we're like, well,
13:13we'll be fine.
13:13We'll be we'll be sailing within a couple hours.
13:16And then 18 hours later, they're like, oh, we can't sail.
13:19And now it's too late to get back to Mexico.
13:21Anyways, I don't want to spoil it, but that's what you're going to get upset.
13:26You're going to get mad watching it because I got mad watching it.
13:28Crowder, when the other cruise ship is super close, you jump off.
13:33They're going to you're not dying there.
13:34Like, you're going to jump from one high rise building to the next in New York.
13:40That's what people always go.
13:41Oh, I can jump from that building to the next.
13:43I'm with Solana.
13:44Man overboard.
13:46They have a protocol.
13:47Come get me out of this water.
13:49You're flopping off something the size of a high rise building.
13:53You're not on a dinghy.
13:55I'm a guy dive well.
13:57People people survive that all the time.
13:59All the time.
14:00Also, all the time.
14:01They don't.
14:02You don't you don't cannonball your pencil.
14:06Yeah, I've been watching a lot of people who do like these like mountain, not mountain,
14:10but cliff divings.
14:11It's just on my algorithm for some reason.
14:13I know the trick.
14:14You throw a rock first.
14:15It disperses the water and then you fall in right after.
14:19I think they're doing that off the cliffs not to disperse the water.
14:23I think they're trying to see where their target is.
14:26You're jumping into an ocean.
14:28There's no it's like you're not going to hit something other than water.
14:33Man overboard.
14:35If I was on that ship, if you were jumping from a cliff, why would you try to disperse
14:39the water?
14:39Because if not, the water is like it's it's a glass almost from that that height.
14:47So you have to you have to throw the rock so that the water there's like a spot for
14:51you to land.
14:54Is your algorithm damn dummy?
14:59Who shares your algorithm?
15:01Chris Broussard.
15:03Dummy.
15:04I do quick headlines because I want to have enough time with George Shea.
15:07You're giving me agita with the amount of movement you have there.
15:10Why are you constantly walking around?
15:14What are you talking about?
15:15You're up.
15:16You're down.
15:16You're looking for something.
15:17What is going on there?
15:20He got nothing.
15:21He got that stinking little dog running around that room.
15:24What is going on there?
15:25Why are you up and looking underneath yourself?
15:27And like what is going on there?
15:29Yeah, I'm throwing the tennis ball to my dog.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:34I saw that little raggedy bastard earlier.
15:37Yes.
15:38Like it.
15:39Like it.
15:39Like it.
15:40Like a kid that like a kid that you need to put a helmet on in the in the school.
15:45You're like, well, listen, just wear this helmet.
15:49Billy.
15:49Trust it.
15:50This is like a baseball hat.
15:51Like a baseball hat.
15:52I'm going to put a little helmet on.
15:55Just don't.
15:55Don't look at me.
15:56Don't look at me this second.
15:57I wish.
15:57I wish I couldn't.
16:00Solana, you still got your helmet from high school?
16:02Well, listen, man, I put a lot of time and effort to get that Broussard algorithm.
16:08You're still doing it, huh?
16:10You're going to do this the whole show?
16:11You're going to do that the whole show?
16:16Hell with that little dog.
16:17No, what's happening?
16:19What's happening?
16:19What's happening is his ball is underneath the couch.
16:23He wants a different ball.
16:24And he's barking.
16:25You're working.
16:26Stop barking.
16:27I know.
16:27I know.
16:28You're working.
16:28Tell the dog, go away.
16:30You're working.
16:31At this point in time, he wants that.
16:33I'm just trying to get him not to interrupt the show by barking, which is what he's going
16:36to start to do.
16:37Hey, pop him in the face.
16:41Here he goes again.
16:43Slap his face and he's going to run off scared.
16:46And now, problem solved.
16:49Look at this.
16:50I've never seen something like this at a work day.
16:54Yeah, I'm trying.
16:55I'm actively trying not to interrupt what you're actively trying to do something other
16:59than the show.
17:01I'm actively trying not to do that.
17:03I'm locked in.
17:04I'm ready to go.
17:06I mean, I've seen those workout shows that used to be on ESPN with calisthenics with the
17:12less movement than what you've done for the first segment here on this show.
17:19But I did bring up the poop cruise, which is a good conversation.
17:22Good conversation.
17:23The four-year extension to the NHL CBA, what Hawk was talking about, just to wrap up headlines
17:28here, is going to begin in the 26-27 season.
17:31And it's expected to be announced today at the draft in LA.
17:38By the way, the 84-game season and new caps on player contract length, which is pivotal,
17:45is part of the new CBA.
17:52You working now, Hawk?
17:53Oh, just moving around.
17:55Just moving around.
17:56Nothing annoying about that, is there?
17:59I'm just getting some calisthenics in.
18:02Stretching is important.
18:03To finish out the headlines, Kaspers, Yakuchonis, he's here, by the way, and he met with media.
18:16We can talk a little bit about some of his quotes a little bit later.
18:19Sunday, Palmeiras, excuse me, Inter-Miami will play PSG on Sunday in Atlanta.
18:28All right.
18:29They don't have a chance, do they?
18:32They're plus 1,100.
18:33Yeah.
18:34Yep.
18:34Okay.
18:35That's all I need to know.
18:38All right, guys.
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18:46Right now in South Florida, it is partly cloudy.
18:49What are you doing?
18:50Right now in South Florida, it is partly cloudy.
18:53Tonight, the lows are going to drop into the 80s, low 80s.
18:57It is very, very hot in Miami.
18:59What's going on there?
19:00What's that noise?
19:03Is that the dog, or is that just other people in your house?
19:05Yeah, he is.
19:06I am going to get this situation under control.
19:10I never have this issue, but for some reason, there's something there.
19:13There could be like a snake under my couch.
19:15He could be trying to protect me, save me.
19:17I mean, this is just impossible.
19:21Like, I've never witnessed something like this before from a professional broadcaster.
19:25You put the guy's name on the show, and then all of a sudden, he hires himself out as like a dog walker during the show.
19:32Like, the four hours.
19:34Four hours.
19:34Four sacred hours.
19:35You put your four hours in.
19:37You do the show.
19:37You don't let other things get to you.
19:39He's this way, that way.
19:41He's mopping the floors.
19:43He's like, he's doing it.
19:44He's got Fabuloso out.
19:45He's going to be doing the toilet.
19:48It's like, what are we doing here?
19:50Can't you put the dog in the bathroom?
19:53No.
19:54I mean, I'm going to do what I always do.
19:55I'm going to put him in the crate.
19:56He'll be okay.
19:56But for some reason, right now, there's something that is – he could be saving my life, and you're hating on him, right?
20:04You said that goofy crap a second ago.
20:06He's not saving nothing.
20:07He's bad, and he doesn't know what's going on, and you need to put him in somewhere.
20:11He's not bad.
20:12He just – he found something, and he's trying to let me know.
20:15A dust bunny.
20:16He found a dust bunny.
20:19George Shea from Major League Eating, the commissioner of Major League Eating.
20:24In one week, it's the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
20:27It's one of my favorite summertime events.
20:29This is when it, you know, really hits you.
20:31There's nothing to talk about.
20:35George Shea is going to join us in the next segment.
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