Cruise Ship Warehouse Quarantine

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a cruise ship that is expected to return to Florida after almost a month with sick passengers, and hear they might be moved to a warehouse, and imagine what that will be like.

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00:00some central florida residents laura gabroni and her husband juan huergo left orlando earlier this

00:10month on what was supposed to be a 14-day cruise through the southern tip of south america but

00:16since sunday the 48-year-old couple has been confined to their cabin and not sure where this

00:22adventure will end they say well what do they think so the cruise line is scheduled to dock

00:28in fort lauderdale today but they don't even know if fort lauderdale authorities will let the ship

00:35dock nope probably not yeah ports aren't letting you in dock i know they just got to float around

00:40out there like uh how many people on board have the flu 77 ah good luck yes keep on floating

00:50jeez that's so scary what like it gives me anxiety thinking about people that need to stop like they

00:56like oh i'm gonna have nothing can stop my fun yeah that's it no you need to stop the fun no one's

01:02having fun right now i know that's not a fun time it's not trying to survive don't you don't have

01:07fun don't stay off the ships they won't though they're like no me and barb have had this trip

01:12but for one year we wanted to see argentina so bad she's been talking about it for two years straight

01:18argentina is one of my favorite places i saw a lot of pictures on it on one of them national

01:23geographic channels how you liking the zandam gorgeous ship uh it's got a casino it is beautiful

01:30you know we're just kind of confined into our little thing here which she smokes so i've been

01:34having trouble with that you know all the respiratory stuff we've been making a ton of love

01:37yeah we've been having quite a bit of sex which i'm not uh too fond of i'm very dominating in there

01:44she's aggressive and uh it gets scary you know really taking it out of me i'm drained off the

01:51balcony my soul's drained my heart's drained everything's drained you know i love this i

01:57don't ever want to leave reminds me of when we got married until they run out of smokes i'm gonna try

02:04to kick this window out and jump right into the ocean see what goes on there

02:08hopefully i can find a hammerhead shark to take my face off bleed out in the sea

02:14um let's go to voice changing technology here charlie okay anonymous is with us um you're talking

02:22about that cruise ship we were just talking about the zandam my buddy who's still with the fire

02:27department um they've got a contingency plan uh to where they're gonna isolate everybody into one of

02:34the warehouses and uh and then have the cdc go in check everybody out quarantine them and uh and

02:44then once that's done they're just gonna seal up the warehouse for a couple months and just let the

02:49virus die in the warehouse um from a ship to a warehouse yeah yeah you think the ship sucks lease

02:56how's the warehouse vacation you're on welcome to the warehouse and see barb i told you it wasn't

03:00gonna be so bad look we're landing we're landing on the shore there what is this some kind of get off

03:06god this sucks hold your hold your hold your tits there barb oh look at that gorgeous hold on a

03:12second no i don't think that building's kind of gorgeous i think that might be some kind of

03:16quarantine prison warehouse we're headed to there oh our vacation isn't over yeah no

03:21no it's very scary in there oh i bet we could do a lot of things in these beds ah you barb you got

03:29it your goddamn sex drive is crazy right i don't even know how you're doing it i don't know how

03:34you're doing it it's right before the change we're heading into some kind of hell warehouse

03:38welcome to the warehouse geez this our guide here apparently this is enjoying your vacation

03:46all right what are you how long have you been here too long are you irresponsible vacationers

03:52bringing the coronavirus back oh uppity little florida man is stripped down i don't think he's

04:01the entertainment barb i think he might be some kind of there's nothing entertaining about this

04:04scenario once you spray me with that oh i'm gonna spray you with this bend over and spread

04:08them there you go clean this lady out there you go get it good clean it out it's right in here

04:14it's full to the rim we need extra antiviral spray for these two barb really liked a cdc man

04:24with the cattle prod i'd love to be dominated and he dominated me from the start she got kind of a

04:29pain fetish and when he started zapping her left and right

04:32it looked like the bellagio

04:45it was nuts

04:49jesus

04:51in one of those hazmat suits

04:53could have said that to music

04:59yeah

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