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00:00You're still in high school?
00:03Oh my god, I slept with a high schooler.
00:05What?
00:06You're a minor?
00:08Oh my god.
00:09I'm gonna get arrested.
00:10What?
00:11Oh my god!
00:12Nelson High School's neighboring college.
00:16Oh thank god.
00:20That's one of the new IVs, right?
00:24Must be really smart.
00:27Oh my god, Jesus.
00:29I'm so close to getting arrested.
00:33Yeah, about last night.
00:34No, no, please.
00:35Don't mention it.
00:36It was a mistake.
00:37Pretend it never happened.
00:42Well, nothing actually happened.
00:46But...
00:51I think you should know.
00:53Is he going to kiss me?
00:56She's still messed up.
01:02Hey!
01:03Daniel!
01:04Daniel!
01:09Hello?
01:10Boss, heads up.
01:11Your grandfather's chatting with your brother about inheritance rights.
01:15Stall them.
01:16I'm on my way.
01:21Eddie.
01:23You know I'm not gonna be around forever, right?
01:26But I think the Smith group has to go to somebody-
01:29Hold it right there.
01:31A bastard like you doesn't deserve a dime of the Smith group.
01:35Let alone a shot at the inheritance.
01:37Come on.
01:39Not after the inheritance.
01:41I'll always back you.
01:42Save the act, Eddie.
01:48I'm not buying it.
01:50Not Evelyn.
01:52You remember our deal, right?
01:56You marry one of the Johnson brothers within the month, and I make you heir.
02:01Marriage.
02:03Please.
02:04That's child's play.
02:06I couldn't care less who I marry.
02:08Just tell me what percentage I would own.
02:12Post-wedding?
02:15You would get 70% ownership of the Smith group assets.
02:22Make it nine.
02:2375.
02:2580.
02:28Done.
02:31I'll have my lawyer dropped up a contract and bring it here.
02:39Use a phone.
02:48Sorry, Grandpa.
02:49Last bit of meeting.
02:50Be off with you.
02:51Business first.
02:52Stop.
02:59Stop.
03:00Miss Smith.
03:01Only the most radiant rose could match your beauty.
03:09Miss Smith.
03:10My chisels.
03:11Will fulfill all of your destiny.
03:12Of course, only a true gentleman actually knows how to woo a lady.
03:13Yeah, well, a real man knows how to protect her.
03:14Yeah, well, a real man knows how to protect her.
03:18Miss Smith.
03:19Miss Smith.
03:20Who's it gonna be?
03:21Who's it gonna be?
03:22Jimmy?
03:23Uh-huh.
03:24Uh-huh.
03:25Jimmy?
03:26Uh-huh.
03:27Is Grandpa kidding me?
03:28Does he expect me to actually pick a husband out of this freak show of a family?
03:32Well, I mean, you're still a third brother.
03:33Right?
03:34So...
03:35Yeah.
03:36Hey.
03:37Hey.
03:38Hey.
03:39Hey.
03:40Hey.
03:57Hey.
04:02Hey. Hey, guys. I heard that there was a third brother. Where is he?
04:11If you must know, he is unavailable.
04:16Yeah. Just forget about him. Mr. Daniel Johnson is here.
04:32What are you doing here?
04:43Daniel Johnson.
04:45Daniel, I thought you were supposed to be in school. Let's get out of here.
04:48Yeah, let's not annoy Ms. Johnson, all right? Come on.
04:50Jimmy!
04:52Whoa! Hey, what's the big idea? That's my future wife!
04:56You're hurting me! Ow!
05:00Sorry, folks. No gatecrashers allowed.
05:03Ms. Smith, what's going on?
05:09Daniel, are you single?
05:12Yeah.
05:13No...secret flame?
05:17No.
05:19Uh, why do you care?
05:21Perfect. You're the one.
05:24Mm-hmm.
05:25Let's get married right here. Right.
05:28Ms. Robinson, I mean, Ms. Smith, um, what are you talking about?
05:33My grandpa wants me to marry into your family, and you are, for better or worse, the least awful option, so...
05:43Aw, so sweet. So I'm just a pawn to your business schemes.
05:49Of course.
05:51No.
05:52I refuse.
05:53Come on, Daniel!
05:55It's a win-win situation!
05:58Kids got principles.
06:01I respect that.
06:04Whose side are you on?
06:06Yours.
06:07Obviously.
06:08Jimmy, walk me through.
06:13I'm gorgeous.
06:14I'm loaded.
06:16I'm smoking hot.
06:18Why would Daniel refuse my proposal?
06:23Maybe you weren't romantic enough?
06:25I mean, boss, your proposal was kind of lame.
06:28No, uh...
06:29No ring.
06:30No flowers.
06:31No nothing.
06:32I mean...
06:33He needs to feel your devotion.
06:35My devotion.
06:36Your devotion.
06:37My devotion.
06:38My devotion.
06:39Your devotion.
06:41My devotion.
06:43Your feeling.
06:44Hmm.
06:45Hmm.
07:00Good job, baby!
07:01Good job, baby!
07:02Good job, baby!
07:04Thank you!
07:05Let's go!
07:15I have clarity of options.
07:23What a flanker!
07:26Who does she think she is?
07:28I.
07:32So embarrassing.
07:34Daniel.
07:36Who are you?
07:38She just proposed to Daniel Johnson?
07:40I screwed up yesterday.
07:45You deserve a thoughtful, romantic proposal, so...
07:51What do you say?
07:52Will you marry me?
07:54Say yes, Daniel.
07:55Say yes!
07:56Say yes!
07:59So what do you want?
08:02Just tell them off.
08:03Just tell me what you want and I'll do it.
08:05No, not like this.
08:06Not like this.
08:07Not in my university.
08:10Okay.
08:11Um.
08:12I see how this could be overwhelming for you.
08:14Um.
08:15Just tell me when and where and I'll pivot.
08:19Daniel.
08:20Don't go.
08:25Back off, psycho cougar!
08:27Ow!
08:28Daniel isn't interested.
08:31Listen, hon.
08:32This is between him and I, okay?
08:33So can you just step aside?
08:35Take a hint?
08:36Daniel isn't into grannies.
08:41Well, he's definitely not into girls with no experience.
08:45Daniel.
08:46Wait.
08:47You-
08:48Boss, you okay?
08:49Ow.
08:50Newsflash, bossel.
08:52Daniel's off limits.
08:53Back off.
08:57Ow.
08:58Ow.
08:59Ow.
09:00Ow.
09:01Ow.
09:03Ow.
09:04Ow.
09:05Ow.
09:06I knew you couldn't resist me.
09:07You're in pain.
09:08You want to stop talking?
09:09Daniel, don't fall for this cougar's tricks.
09:10This is a mismethorical cougar.
09:12Hands off, please.
09:13I knew you couldn't resist me.
09:18You're in pain. You want to stop talking, huh?
09:20Daniel, don't fall for this cougar's tricks.
09:23This is a mismatch, not a cougar.
09:27Hands off, please.
09:29You hurt my husband. Hands off.
09:33Alright, everyone. Save the date.
09:36The wedding will be before Christmas.
09:38Just to impress, okay?
09:39Stop reading, please.
09:43Over my dead body, you cradle-robbin bitch.
10:04Oh, shit. That's cold.
10:08Just give it a sec. Don't numb the pain.
10:13That's where you went? To get ice?
10:17Daniel, why did you reject my proposal if you actually care about me?
10:25I mean, you do, right?
10:30Yeah, my concept of marriage isn't about a business deal.
10:34I need to actually be in love with you.
10:36Well, what if I told you that I've been in love with you ever since that night at the bar?
10:41Would you believe me?
10:48You think you're allowed to fight back?
10:49This is what you get.
10:51We're the masters of the Johnson family.
10:53You do what we tell you to do.
10:56Understand?
10:56Stop!
10:58Evelyn, this is between us.
11:00It's none of your business.
11:02It is now.
11:09If they do this to you again, let me know.
11:12I got you.
11:16I don't know what to do to make you believe me.
11:19Alright.
11:22I'll marry you.
11:23Fine.
11:26Wait, what?
11:28I'll marry you.
11:29You'll actually marry me?
11:36Jimmy?
11:41Get all of Daniel's things and bring them to my place.
11:44On it, boss.
11:53I, um, I got us matching some of these.
12:02How do you like them?
12:09Um, I'm really tired, so I'm going to go take a bath.
12:14Hey, Daniel?
12:27Yeah?
12:28I think I left the pajamas out there.
12:30Can you come bring them to me?
12:31Um, alright.
12:34Wait.
12:52Wait.
12:52Wait.
12:56Wait.
13:00Wait.
13:04Hey, Smith, it's getting late.
13:07I should probably go to bed.
13:09Since we're getting married,
13:12and we live together,
13:14would you make it official tomorrow?
13:17Tomorrow?
13:19Uh, I can't.
13:21Why not?
13:23Because I, uh,
13:25I'm not exactly legally allowed to get married.
13:29Well, at least not for another week.
13:31What?
13:33You're underage?

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