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00:00What a fucking nerd!
00:10You lied to me!
00:12The psychology of love, my ass.
00:15Write about it all you want, but you still got tricked by a guy.
00:22Hey! Hey!
00:24Leo, I'm sorry, dude. I was just playing a joke.
00:31Do you know why we're all here today?
00:33Uh, for you. It's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.
00:38That's right. And this new school's sponsor doesn't like bullies.
00:43So get out.
00:49Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:52Did Woody do this?
00:54He is such an asshole!
00:57You know what? It's our fault for arriving late.
00:59You got lucky. This time, it won't happen again.
01:02You wanna bet?
01:04I win, you apologize in front of everyone.
01:09What?
01:11I bet you that I can make him fall in love with me in ten seconds flat.
01:22Uh, Mia, no offense, but, uh, that's never gonna happen.
01:29Yeah, it's not you, but everybody knows Lee O'Brien is very picky.
01:33He is a lone wolf.
01:35I know he's out of my league.
01:38But my research won't fail me.
01:40Love comes down to one thing. Science.
01:51Bullshit.
01:53You know what?
01:54Kiss him, and then I'll get on my knees and grovel.
01:58Step one in Mia's guide to romance.
02:01Create a chance encounter.
02:13Hi there, Mr. Ryan.
02:18Oops.
02:19Close contact will drive his hormones crazy.
02:30Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
02:34Uh, can you give me some space?
02:38Yeah.
02:41Whoa!
02:42Who turned out the lights?
02:57Uh, what is your name?
03:01I'm Mia.
03:03Can we run that back?
03:05Uh-uh-uh.
03:07Boss, remember her.
03:16Sir.
03:20She has the same name as your wife.
03:23Who you've never even met.
03:24Well, there's a lot of Mia's in the world.
03:26in the world he asked you for your name do you think he's into you i don't know i wish the lights
03:39didn't go off victory was mine toodles sir you asked him to remember her should i set up a date
03:49no keep her away from me i made a reservation for you to meet your wife should i tell her
03:56fine i have been married to her for a year after all it's about time
04:10what
04:14my husband wants to meet me tomorrow your husband that prick that didn't even show up to the wedding
04:21are you gonna go no the last thing i need in my life to be happy is love
04:27do you take this man as your i do oh
04:39there mom now i'm married to a man who lives thousands of miles away just like you wanted
04:58my parents arranged our marriage before they died i don't even know him i need a divorce asap
05:15i need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband i've never met
05:30what why me you know me better than anyone plus you have a lot of experience handling jerks
05:38i'll pay you say no more thank you
05:43are you leo bryant all right oh my god mia's husband is just my type
05:53look i'm sorry i know i've been mia since we got married but i promise i'll make it up to you
06:01uh so i will put you through school and we can divorce when you graduate
06:07um actually i know you're gonna be swamped with student debt so um
06:12you can move in with me i'll um i'll think about it great well just let me know when you've thought
06:24it over you know i think this couldn't have gone better yeah i agree oh uh here's my number and just
06:32call me bye lilly hi how'd it go oh no problem by the way your husband a real uggo and dirt core too
06:52he even tried to fill me up you dodged a bullet oh my god are you okay yeah it's fine i kicked him
06:58in his family jewels if you know what i mean you just forget that he ever existed great how about
07:05i make you dinner as thanks oh perfect i'll take a bag for you thank you
07:12rejected this psychology of love paper has no practical data then what should i do
07:23use your theories to bag yourself the perfect guy
07:28good luck you're gonna need it
07:35who is the perfect guy what are you gonna do graduations in three months and don't forget
07:40about student loans you are gonna need a guinea pig stat i know a guy's name is anthony he's got
07:47long hair it's great leo brian he's visiting as a professor wow fate is really working overtime with
07:57you two
08:02professor
08:04you're not supposed to fall for your students
08:15you're not supposed to fall for your students
08:29you're not supposed to fall for your students
08:34earth to mia sorry
08:38i know what to do i'll use step two in mia's guide to wrong
08:43men are all about visuals
08:46you are gonna need to catch his eye and not dress like that
08:50Hey, long time, no see.
09:06So, as I was saying, Brian Technologies is investing in a project about companionship
09:26AI.
09:27So, I need an assistant.
09:29This is mortifying.
09:30I thought he was the only one here.
09:34I'm the obvious choice.
09:37My dad is the CEO of All All Emotives.
09:39Out.
09:40Connections won't get anywhere with me.
09:43I'm not going to repeat myself.
09:46He really is the perfect guy.
09:51You.
09:52Out.
09:53What?
09:54Why?
09:55I don't need someone who's going to be more worried about what they're wearing than their
10:00own research.
10:02Now, onto other things.
10:05Tell me, who wrote this?
10:06The psychology of love.
10:08It's incredible.
10:10You rang?
10:12This is the best report I've ever read.
10:15Your full name is Mia Rose?
10:17The one and only.
10:18And it says here, you were born in Oregon.
10:22Sister city, to be exact.
10:24Do you, uh, have a boyfriend?
10:27Absolutely.
10:28Positively.
10:29100%.
10:30No.
10:31Holy shit.
10:32He's interrogating me about my love life in public?
10:35He's totally in love with me.
10:37Her name is identical to my wife's, and she's from the same city.
10:43Right.
10:44Uh, well, you've got the job.
10:49Everyone else can go.
10:50Thank you for your time.
10:52Sorry.
10:53Thanks, Professor Bryan.
11:06Mia is such a fucking geek!
11:08Why is Professor Bryan obsessed with her?
11:11Professor, what's that?
11:13Hm?
11:14Did I kiss you too, Ruff?
11:20Look, just keep things professional, alright?
11:26Or you're done.
11:28Just do your job.
11:30You got it, boss.
11:32Step 3 in Mia's Guide to Romance.
11:35Spice things up with some physical contact.
11:38Just gotta make sure my boss always looks good.
11:48Me?
11:49I'd worry about yourself.
11:51My grandmother wouldn't wear that.
11:53Your grandmother should wash her mouth out with soap for saying that.
11:57What was that?
11:59Hanson, go ahead and familiarize this young woman with the project over the next few days.
12:07Understood.
12:08Listen up, Lilly.
12:09Rent's on me this year.
12:10What?
12:11Who are you, Miss Rich Queen?
12:12There's a professor named Lee O'Brien.
12:13He's visiting our school.
12:14He just asked me to be his research assistant.
12:17Lee O'Brien?
12:18You know he's your husband?
12:19He's my son.
12:20He's my son.
12:21He's my son.
12:22He's my son.
12:23He's my son.
12:24He's my son.
12:25He's my son.
12:26He's my son.
12:27He's my son.
12:28He's my son.
12:29He's my son.
12:30He's my son.
12:31He's my son.
12:32He's my son.
12:33He's my son.
12:34He's my son.
12:35He's my son.
12:36He's my son.
12:37He's my son.
12:38I'm going to make him mine so that I can graduate.
12:42Well, you know he's like a total fuckboy, right?
12:47Like hookups every night.
12:49You should stay far away.
12:58Baby, I have nowhere to go.
13:02And you have to take care of me.
13:04Since we're married.
13:07You know, since we're married,
13:10this is all gonna be mine one day.
13:13So, where are we gonna sleep tonight?
13:17Okay, just stay in your lane.
13:19The second floor is for you, but I'm busy.
13:25Leon, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.
13:30Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out?
13:33Nope.
13:34Maybe my method is useless.
13:36Maybe I turned him off.
13:38You should ask your roommate, Lily.
13:40Guys love her.
13:42She just moved out.
13:44I think she has a new boyfriend.
13:49They're just jealous that you and Professor Brian are like this.
13:54I hate to be a bummer,
13:56but everyone's talking about how Mr. Professor Brian is way out of your league.
14:02Bullshit.
14:03I'm nice, hardworking,
14:07and I have a master's.
14:09That moody weirdo is out of my league.
14:13Maybe Professor Brian is an even bigger dick than my husband.
14:17Thank you, gossip.
14:17So many times,
14:18my husband,
14:19I used the guy who went back to practice the first place.
14:25Evenly,
14:26you're just going through this whole world today.
14:28I'm in such a life fun stuff.
14:34You're the person who's also have this company.
14:35This is of my�� system.
14:36Taylor água grounds
14:37Is people are persistent.
14:37Talk to me now.
14:38See you next time.
14:39Come on.
14:40despite someone praying.
14:41You're safe.
14:42You're safe.
14:43You're safe.
14:44People can't speak about it.

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