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Masha and the Bear 2024 π Sweets, Treats and Shenanigans π¬
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00:00:30It's been a long time since I tried my hand at checkers.
00:01:00It's been a long time since I tried my hand at checkers.
00:01:30It's been a long time since I tried my hand at checkers.
00:01:42It's been a long time since I tried my hand at checkers.
00:01:54Hey, goalie, hey, get ready to play.
00:01:57Uh-huh.
00:02:09Woo-hoo, I scored again.
00:02:15Masha has a two to zero lead.
00:02:18Woo-hoo, I scored, I scored.
00:02:21Masha has a three to zero lead.
00:02:23Hey!
00:02:24Bear.
00:02:25We're done playing.
00:02:26We're hungry now.
00:02:28Oh!
00:02:29Huh?
00:02:30What's this?
00:02:31Porridge?
00:02:32Yuck.
00:02:33No, no, no.
00:02:34I'll make a better meal of oatmeal.
00:02:38Uh-huh.
00:02:39Uh-huh.
00:02:40Uh-huh.
00:02:41Uh-huh.
00:02:42Uh-huh.
00:02:43Uh-huh.
00:02:45Uh-huh.
00:02:47Uh-huh.
00:02:48Uh-huh.
00:02:48Oh, wow.
00:03:10Now we're cooking.
00:03:18Yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:03:48Oh, wow.
00:03:55Oh, wow.
00:03:57Oh, wow.
00:04:01Oh, wow.
00:04:05Oh, wow.
00:04:10Oh, wow.
00:04:20Oh, wow.
00:04:27Oh, wow.
00:04:32Oh, wow.
00:04:45Oh, wow.
00:04:50Oh, wow.
00:04:55Oh, wow.
00:04:58Oh, wow.
00:05:17Oh, wow.
00:05:23Bear, I cleaned everything.
00:05:47I'm hungry now.
00:05:53What, again?
00:06:00Uh, is there nothing else?
00:06:08Oh, I've made such a cruel gruel.
00:06:23Oh, finally awake!
00:06:42I got so tired of waiting.
00:06:44Spring is here.
00:06:55I'm coming to see you, your dad.
00:06:58Hooray, hooray!
00:06:59Guests are coming!
00:07:01Hooray!
00:07:02Hooray!
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00:07:40Hooray!
00:07:41Let's go.
00:08:11Hey, bear, soap, soap!
00:08:19Read this, in black and white right here.
00:08:21Spilling salt brings bad luck.
00:08:24Well, well, well.
00:08:25How do we get your luck back?
00:08:28No way, we need a bunny.
00:08:31Uh-huh, just rest for now.
00:08:37Bunny!
00:08:38Help me!
00:08:40I just need your back paw!
00:08:42I need your back!
00:08:44Help me!
00:08:45I just need your back paw!
00:08:47I need your back!
00:09:08Shake his paw!
00:09:12Well, bear, you're going to be lucky now!
00:09:16Oh, he could really use some luck!
00:09:18Um, where do we have horses here?
00:09:20Huh?
00:09:21Ugh!
00:09:22Oh, he could really use some luck!
00:09:25Um, where do we have horses here?
00:09:28Huh?
00:09:29Uh!
00:09:30Huh?
00:09:31Uh?
00:09:32He could really use some luck?
00:09:35Well, I think he should just start to escape the FUCK!
00:09:37Woo!
00:09:38...
00:09:39Hmm?
00:09:42Huh?
00:09:45Ugh!
00:09:46Argh!
00:09:48Oh-ro-roam
00:09:50I'm gonna breathe!
00:09:51You've held a horseshoe
00:10:13And now you need to grab Piggy by the snout
00:10:21Oh no, oh my, oh my, poor little thing
00:10:28Weird, nothing helps him
00:10:36Oh, knocking on wood may work
00:10:51I am very lucky indeed
00:11:02Oh, there, me, me
00:11:06Your lucky charm is me
00:11:10That's good, that brings good luck
00:11:17It's all superstition and it might be true
00:11:40It's all superstition and what would you do
00:11:44If you see a black cat get out of its way
00:11:47If you spill some salt then wait for a bad day
00:11:51If you break a dish then shame on you they say
00:11:55Leave this room, go outside, here you cannot play
00:11:59All these credit grown-ups should already know
00:12:03Break a dish for good luck
00:12:05Break a dish for good luck
00:12:07Break a dish for good luck
00:12:09That's the way we go
00:12:10Knock on wood and make sure
00:12:13You knock really loud
00:12:14Rub a rabbit's foot
00:12:16Get a piggy's snout
00:12:18But instead of tokens
00:12:20Signs and strength beliefs
00:12:22Fast friends make you lucky
00:12:24Fast friends make you lucky
00:12:26Fast friends make you lucky
00:12:28Friendship's what you need
00:12:30Oh, what a blessing
00:12:56And what a blessing
00:12:58Second time
00:13:01Time
00:13:03Time
00:13:03Do
00:13:04Do
00:13:05Do
00:13:05Do
00:13:06Do
00:13:06Do
00:13:07Do
00:13:08Do
00:13:11Do
00:13:12Do
00:13:15Do
00:13:17Bear!
00:13:22Check out what I can do!
00:13:47Great!
00:13:49Oh, wow.
00:13:51Easy now.
00:13:55Yummy, yummy.
00:13:57Something's missing, though.
00:13:59Maybe add some salt?
00:14:11Peter, look!
00:14:13I'm an astronaut!
00:14:17Let's go! We have liftoff!
00:14:43Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:14:45Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:14:47Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:14:49Ouch! My ears! My ears!
00:14:53I think my ears are okay.
00:14:55Let me help you!
00:15:05Let me help you!
00:15:07Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:15:09Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:15:11Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:15:13Kirsten, we have a problem!
00:15:19Ha-ha!
00:15:21Huh?
00:15:26Bear, let me come with you!
00:15:28Ah!
00:15:40Got to get the pandemonium
00:15:44And that means all pans and pots
00:15:48Clear the way I need to make room
00:15:51To make jam and to make lots
00:15:55What was on the garden patches
00:15:59What grew on the tree I got
00:16:02Made from it some mix and matches
00:16:06Put it all in one big pot
00:16:10All I care is for some nice zest
00:16:14To the portobello jams
00:16:18But the juiciest and sweetest
00:16:20Will be pints and then the yams
00:16:23I'm peeking and as I'm looking
00:16:27At the weird brew I yell
00:16:30Now I know what's really cooking
00:16:33I am in a jam as well
00:16:37I am in a jam as well
00:16:39I am in a jam as well
00:16:40Which one is so dizzy
00:16:41I am in a jam as well
00:16:42I am in a jam
00:16:44The next one is empty
00:16:44I am in a jam as well
00:16:45You're already in a jam as well
00:16:46I am in a jam as well
00:16:47Let me come out
00:16:48You're ready to come out
00:16:49You're ready?
00:16:50All I want you to do is to be crazy
00:16:51Let me come out
00:16:52How long is it?
00:16:53When did you do?
00:16:54The aberrant
00:16:55The bedrock
00:16:57I need for the bedrock
00:16:57The bedrock
00:16:58The bedrock
00:16:59Of the bedrock
00:17:00The bedrock
00:17:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:31Beer, where have you been?
00:17:55Everything is ready already.
00:18:01Here.
00:18:07And this one?
00:18:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:57Look at me.
00:18:59I am moonwalking.
00:19:01Moonwalking.
00:19:05All systems go.
00:19:07We have liftoff.
00:19:09Bye.
00:19:11Bye.
00:19:13Bye.
00:19:15Bye.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:23Bye.
00:19:25Let's go.
00:19:55Boys! Hello, you guys.
00:20:10Ah, you guys are making borscht.
00:20:14Do you know how to?
00:20:17You're lucky I know how.
00:20:19I'll show you what to do.
00:20:21All right, what exactly do we have here?
00:20:26Oh, a nice pot. That's great, guys.
00:20:30And what about this? Do you have these?
00:20:34You need to go get all of that.
00:20:36And only then can we make this borscht.
00:20:38Oh, that's good.
00:20:43Oh, that's good.
00:20:45Oh, that's good.
00:20:47What's up, that's good.
00:20:50Oh, that's good.
00:20:51I got to go get this.
00:20:54Oh, my God.
00:21:24Oh, my God.
00:21:54Oh, my God.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:54Oh, my God.
00:23:24Oh, my God.
00:23:54Oh, my God.
00:23:56Oh, you're making borscht, too.
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:04Oh, my God.
00:24:06Oh, my God.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:16Oh, my God.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Let's try and catch it, you guys.
00:24:30Let's try and catch it, you guys.
00:24:32Aw, my God.
00:24:34Let's try and catch it.
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:24:42Oh, my God.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:26:12Oh, my God.
00:26:42Oh, my God.
00:27:12Oh, my God.
00:27:42Oh, my God.
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:42Oh, my God.
00:29:12Oh, my God.
00:29:42Oh, my God.
00:30:12Oh, my God.
00:30:42Oh, my God.
00:31:12Oh, my God.
00:31:14Oh, my God.
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:44Oh, my God.
00:32:12Oh, my God.
00:32:14Oh, my God.
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:44Oh, my God.
00:33:12Oh, my God.
00:33:14Oh, my God.
00:33:42Oh, my God.
00:33:44Oh, my God.
00:33:48Oh, my God.
00:33:52Oh, my God.
00:34:12Okay, I'll go for a walk.
00:34:33What is happening to me?
00:34:42Ah, you want me to hold my breast?
00:34:58Good, it's gone now.
00:35:17Hmm, actually, it didn't help.
00:35:23Huh?
00:35:28Whew.
00:35:33This one didn't help either.
00:35:40Kids are always asking lots and lots of questions.
00:35:48I will only ask you one, please give me suggestions.
00:35:52Where do silly hiccups come from?
00:35:54Will they yell away?
00:35:56Do I have to suffer night and day?
00:35:59High and low, down and up, I hiccup.
00:36:03Way below and to the top, will they stop?
00:36:07Will these hiccups, will these hiccups ever stop?
00:36:11On each head I stutter, every word I shatter.
00:36:18I'm trying everything, but it does not matter.
00:36:22Did you please, oh pretty, please, to jazz for me a cure?
00:36:26This is something that I can't endure.
00:36:30High and low, down and up, I hiccup.
00:36:34Way below and to the top, will they stop?
00:36:38Will these hiccups, will these hiccups ever stop?
00:36:41Oh, great.
00:36:56Just like us, you have hiccups.
00:37:02That's enough, Bear!
00:37:04Breathe out now!
00:37:08Hey!
00:37:10What?
00:37:11What?
00:37:12This is a big one.
00:37:13This is a big one.
00:37:14Very good.
00:37:15This is a big one.
00:37:16That's a big one.
00:37:17A pretty big one of my heroes.
00:37:19When you're here.
00:37:21Hope you're out!
00:37:22Hope you're joking!
00:37:24It's a big one.
00:37:29No!
00:37:30Oh, my God.
00:38:00Oh no, it is wrong!
00:38:09What's mean now?
00:38:30Oh, you woke up already.
00:38:37I just rolled over to have some breakfast.
00:38:45If you want the fish to bite, you first have to feed the child.
00:39:00But I want something sugary.
00:39:22It's not my fault that my sweet tooth is craving some sugar.
00:39:30Oh no, I'm craving sweets and I'm going to have that.
00:40:00Hmm, yeah.
00:40:08Well, I have to do all of it all by myself.
00:40:22Yep, the best flavor of life is sweet.
00:40:26It's fresh.
00:40:34It's fresh.
00:40:36Oh, yeah.
00:40:59Oh, yeah.
00:41:01Yum.
00:41:02Yum.
00:41:06There! Look at all the lollipops I've made, to make my life sweeter!
00:41:26Ouch! I think I broke my sweet tooth!
00:41:31Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:41:42It's all day long, it's better munched on candy
00:41:45Life will be improved by as much as candy
00:41:48It'll be easy as a piece of cake
00:41:53Every time I see a truck selling ice cream
00:41:56I run up to it very fast in ice cream
00:41:58Give me a zillion billion, give or say
00:42:02They say that soon all my teeth are gonna break
00:42:07And that I will have a terrible toothache
00:42:12Know that's a mistake
00:42:15My teeth will not break!
00:42:17Give or say that's a mistake
00:42:18My teeth are gonna break
00:42:20Give or say that's a mistake
00:42:21Let's go to the beach
00:42:23A boat that's not a place
00:42:24And that's not a place
00:42:25I'll break
00:42:26A boat that's not a place
00:42:27And that's not a place
00:42:28I'll break
00:43:01I eat a bunch of lollipops and suckers
00:43:04Something in my mouth crumbles down like crackers
00:43:07I'm so terrified I cannot cry
00:43:10I cracked my tooth and now I need a dentist
00:43:15Please doctor, tell me how big the dentist
00:43:17Will I ever smile? What if I try?
00:43:22Am I to kiss all my greatest hopes? Goodbye
00:43:26That one day I'll eat the biggest apple pie
00:43:32Christ will pass me by
00:43:34Stop like, tell me why
00:43:37Children, know you know the hard truth
00:43:40Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom
00:43:43If you want a creeper's reach, get your brushes clean up with them
00:43:48Children, know you know the hard truth
00:43:51Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom
00:43:53If you want a creeper's reach, get your brushes clean up with them
00:43:58Yep, I'm over for some breakfast
00:44:09The sweet life
00:44:18Isn't a piece of cake
00:44:21I was playing
00:44:39I was playing
00:44:52Oh my, oh my, oh my
00:45:09All of this is my fault
00:45:26That is not my fault
00:45:28Oh my, oh my
00:45:58Oh wow, what a cool gadget this is
00:46:26Wow, I'm looking so very photo-genius
00:46:44Okay, where should I hang this up?
00:46:50Cool
00:46:55I completely forgot to shoot bear
00:47:02Bear, please say cheese
00:47:09Oops
00:47:18Oops
00:47:19I think it's time to go shoot something out in the nature
00:47:22Bunny deer
00:47:24Please say cheese
00:47:29Bunny deer
00:47:31Please say cheese
00:47:36Bunny deer
00:47:48Please say cheese
00:47:50You forgot to pick up your picture
00:47:57You forgot to pick up your picture
00:48:08You forgot to pick up your picture
00:48:10Please say cheese
00:48:15Oh, there you are.
00:48:32Please say cheese.
00:48:33Hello, boys.
00:48:45Please say cheese.
00:49:03Oh, there you are.
00:49:33Oh, there you are.
00:50:03Oh, there you are.
00:50:33Oh, there you are.
00:51:03Oh, goodness gracious.
00:51:07It's not a proper welcome for a king.
00:51:13It's not fit for a king to arrive with no welcoming committee.
00:51:20You're royal magic street.
00:51:24Come on now.
00:51:25Please go back and arrive one more time.
00:51:27But that's our bear.
00:51:36Allow me to escort you to his humble abode.
00:51:49Allow me to escort you to his humble abode.
00:51:53I would imagine that it's not fit for a king to just walk about.
00:52:11It's not fit for a king to bend and pick berries.
00:52:22It's not fit for a king.
00:52:30No, not at all.
00:52:31But it's not fit for a king to fix cars like that.
00:52:38Not for a king, I tell you.
00:52:40That is not a king.
00:52:41That is not a king.
00:52:41That is not what kings should do.
00:52:42Uh-oh.
00:52:43Uh-oh.
00:52:44Uh-oh.
00:52:45It's not fit for a king to rub noses with bears.
00:52:49Kings are not supposed to wash dirty dishes.
00:53:03And it's not fit for a king to clean up messes.
00:53:08I am telling you.
00:53:12Oh, what are you thinking?
00:53:18Is it really proper for a king to fish for some fish and get mosquito bites?
00:53:25On vacation, King Lion the third.
00:53:35In my royal absence, the crown will be temporarily bestowed on Queen Mariana 101.
00:53:41It's for me.
00:53:42I'm the queen.
00:53:43Why am I waiting when I have a king to rule?
00:53:50Wow!
00:53:52His royal majesty made me his nail favorite queen.
00:53:59It's not fit for a queen to use her own feet.
00:54:06I want a queen mobile.
00:54:07A queen ball field.
00:54:08Woof!
00:54:09It's not fit for a queen to use her own feet.
00:54:12I want a queen mobile.
00:54:13A queen ball field.
00:54:14Woof!
00:54:15It's not fit for a queen to use her own feet.
00:54:22It's not fit for a queen to use her own feet.
00:54:24I want a queen mobile.
00:54:25A queen ball field.
00:54:26Woof!
00:54:27Woof!
00:54:28Woof!
00:54:29Woof!
00:54:30Woof!
00:54:35Woof!
00:54:36Woof!
00:54:37Woof!
00:54:38Woof!
00:54:40Woof!
00:54:41Woof!
00:54:47Yee-eah!
00:54:48Woof!
00:54:49You dare to raise your paw!?
00:54:51Your pa?
00:54:54Ah, then I praise you for your service to me.
00:55:04To the palace.
00:55:05Hmm, it's not fit for a queen to have such a small house.
00:55:23Hey, people, all hands to the palace building.
00:55:35See, you can do it when I force you to.
00:55:55Okay, you go and prepare a piece fit for a queen.
00:55:59And you build me copiaries, aviaries and fountains.
00:56:04I have to check if all's up to royal standards.
00:56:10Woo-hoo! I like this a lot! A royal affair!
00:56:19The people I'm ruling are actually not bad.
00:56:28That's what I call a good fit.
00:56:31Wow, now, this I like a lot. A great art.
00:56:40What's good for the queen is what's good for her people.
00:56:44I am so readily majestic, so magnificently imperial.
00:56:49Yes!
00:56:50We are ready for our royal food.
00:57:00Hey!
00:57:02What is up with you?
00:57:04Come on! It's the queen's order!
00:57:06You must obey your queen!
00:57:08You must obey your queen!
00:57:09She's a giant monster!
00:57:10Oh!
00:57:22I'd even see hideous.
00:57:24You must obey your queen.
00:57:25Bits!
00:57:26Watch out with me!
00:57:28He got him.
00:57:30Whoa!
00:57:42While you're getting ready to have your dinner,
00:57:49I am being dethroned around and stuff.
00:57:53Don't you dare telling your queen to be quiet.
00:57:57Oh! It's not fit for a queen to stand in the corner.
00:58:03Oh, something happened to me.
00:58:07The power has gotten to my head.
00:58:14It's not good at all. Oh, no.
00:58:18I realized standing in the corner just now,
00:58:22it's not fit for a royal to alienate their people.
00:58:27I'm getting ready.
00:58:29I'm gonna be ready.
00:58:32I'm gonna be ready.
00:58:34See you next time.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:41Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:58:50Oh, my God.
00:59:23Merry Christmas!
00:59:46Gimme, gimme, gimme that!
00:59:53Merry Christmas!
00:59:56Ooh!
00:59:57Hmm.
00:59:58Ooh!
00:59:59Hmm!
01:00:22Hmm.
01:00:25Ooh!
01:00:26Oh, my God.
01:00:56Bear! Me too! I want to fly too! Oops.
01:01:26Bear, look! A tree!
01:01:33What about that tree?
01:01:35Hey, Bear!
01:01:36The tree! The tree!
01:01:38Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:01:44Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:01:49Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:01:53Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:02:22Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:02:35That was Santa Claus.
01:02:42Oh, yeah.
01:02:42Go left now! Hurry! Hurry!
01:02:54Woo-hoo! Santa Claus is here! Woo-hoo!
01:02:59Santa Claus!
01:03:01Inhale. Exhale. Inhale.
01:03:11All right. You need...
01:03:13You need...
01:03:14Oh! You need the bed rest!
01:03:16Pooh!
01:03:17Oh, yeah.
01:03:18Come on!
01:03:18Oh, yeah.
01:03:18Yeah, yeah.
01:03:20Hi, yeah.
01:03:21How's it going on?
01:03:22Hey!
01:03:22Here you go!
01:03:23Yay!
01:03:24Oh, yeah!
01:03:25Oh, yeah, yeah!
01:03:26Z Bowman, you need to go down.
01:03:27You need to be around this room with a nice player!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:29I need to be around here!
01:03:30Oh!
01:03:30Oh, yeah, yeah!
01:03:31Oh, yeah.
01:03:31Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:03:32Oh, yeah.
01:03:33All right!
01:03:33I need to be around here.
01:03:36Oh, yeah, go down here!
01:03:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:40Oof!
01:03:41Wait, all this is not for me?
01:03:51No way!
01:04:11It's a favorite tradition
01:04:15To get gifts to Santa brought
01:04:18Santa did complete his mission
01:04:23And found out who's nice, who's not
01:04:28We're expecting lots of presents
01:04:33Cannot wait for Christmas Eve
01:04:37But it's better to be pleasant
01:04:41And to give them to receive
01:04:45Merry Christmas!
01:04:50Yes, to give them to receive
01:04:53Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
01:04:58We need to help this tree
01:04:59There you go
01:05:06One, two, three
01:05:08Light the Christmas tree
01:05:10Merry Christmas!
01:05:15Come again!
01:05:17Bring presents!
01:05:26Woo-hoo!
01:05:28Woo-hoo!
01:05:33Woo-hoo!
01:05:33Woo-hoo!
01:05:34Woo-hoo!
01:05:35Woo-hoo!
01:05:36Woo-hoo!
01:05:36Woo-hoo!
01:05:37Woo-hoo!
01:05:38Woo-hoo!
01:05:39Woo-hoo!
01:05:40So, so, so!
01:05:41Where could all of the cartoons be hiding?
01:05:43Hmm...
01:05:44Let's start an investigation!
01:05:45Ah!
01:05:46Ah!
01:05:47One, two, three, four, five, six
01:05:48Let's look for cartoons to pick!
01:05:49I will press this microphone!
01:05:50Masha and the bear, let's go!
01:05:52That's how easy it is!
01:05:53And now, you try it!
01:05:55Ah!
01:05:56One, two, three, four, five, six
01:05:58Let's look for cartoons to pick!
01:06:00I will press this microphone!
01:06:02Masha and the bear, let's go!
01:06:04That's how easy it is!
01:06:06And now, you try it!
01:06:08Try it!
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