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Masha and the Bear 2022 πŸ“šπŸ˜Ž Book-smart vs Street-smart

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00:00I love you.
00:30Ah, you're picking flowers.
00:59Let me give you a hand.
01:29Look how nice.
01:34You need any more help?
01:41Bear! Bear, please stop!
01:45Do you really want to throw them all away?
01:50Those two?
01:51Do you want to throw them all away?
01:58Do you want to throw them all away?
02:00Do you want to throw them all away?
02:04Do you want to throw them all away?
02:11Do you want to throw them all away?
02:19Oh, Bunny!
02:28Bunny, wait!
02:31I'm asking you to wait!
02:36That's great!
02:37You look very nice.
02:39Right, girls?
02:39Very nice.
02:47Huh?
02:49Huh?
02:54Huh?
03:00Huh?
03:00Huh?
03:01Hah?
03:01Huh?
03:03Ah?
03:06Ah!
03:27Ah!
03:32Oh!
03:36I think we need more dandelions.
04:06Hey, Bear, you don't want any more flowers, do you?
04:27Uh-huh.
04:36Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:06Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:22All yours.
05:25Bear, look at what we made with all the beautiful flowers.
05:28Hey bear, this one here is for you.
05:50Now watch this, pocus pocus ooh la la, pocus pocus ooh la la, now blow.
06:20So bear, do you like it?
06:35That's what I'm talking about, so beautiful.
06:50Just let me help another.
07:09That's what I'm talking about.
07:32One in a millisecond.
07:52Oh no, I have overslept and I am late.
08:16Why is everything so wrong?
08:23Why is everything so wrong?
08:30Oh mommy's here is.
08:37Oh mommy's here is.
08:45Oh mommy's here is.
08:50Do I have to choose my future profession?
09:18It is a very serious business.
09:25Oh, I will pick a career that no one will dare to laugh at.
09:31A scientist.
09:33That is a very serious job.
09:37It's nothing to joke about.
09:39And no kidding about it too.
09:44But then, you know, sometimes it's a funny business with scientists too.
10:01I'd rather be a doctor.
10:03I just don't want anyone laughing at me ever.
10:08Whoever giggles, I will give them a big shot.
10:13A better idea.
10:14A teacher.
10:15They giggle.
10:16They get an F.
10:17They laugh out loud.
10:18They go to see the principal.
10:20Oh my god!
10:21I'm on my way!
10:22I'm coming, I'm coming!
10:24I'm coming!
10:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:26Oh right, oh, right, I'm coming, I'm coming!
10:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:31All right, all right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
10:34I'm running as fast as I can.
10:45Hello, dear students.
10:47I will be your brand new all-great teacher.
10:50When you are feeling saddened.
10:57When everything has been so wrong, so long.
11:03Just let the talent dance in you.
11:09Shine through and sing a funny, sunny song.
11:16You'll realize this is the new you.
11:20Your sense of humor is a key.
11:27That lets you open any door anymore.
11:33Cause everybody will agree.
11:39With me, that it can make you fly and soar.
11:43Well, looks like for now, I'm good for nothing at all.
11:59So this is the only thing I'm good for.
12:03I can make everybody laugh.
12:05Friends laugh at you in love with you.
12:17You make them happier this way all day.
12:23Life should be funny sunny too.
12:24It's true.
12:25Make people smile and they will say.
12:29That everything is okay.
12:30You make them happier this way all day.
12:32You make them happier this way all day.
12:36Life should be funny sunny too.
12:38It's true.
12:39Make people smile and they will say.
12:41It's true.
12:42It's true.
12:43Make people smile and they will say.
12:45It's true.
12:46Make people smile and they will say.
12:48That everything is okay.
12:50Yeah.
12:51It's okay.
12:58Oh!
13:21Oh yeah!
13:51Oh yeah!
14:21Oh yeah!
14:37Maybe later. Right now, I want to go and study something.
14:47Later! Later!
14:51Who exactly made you be in charge of me? I will not listen and do what you want.
14:58It's up to me. I can leave you any time.
15:21I can leave you any time.
15:23I can leave you any time.
15:24You can leave me any time.
15:25I can leave you any time.
15:26I can leave you any time.
15:28I can leave you any time.
15:30Ah!
16:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:30Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:00I want to be a human like before.
17:06Now I have this silly tail, but I don't want it.
17:11Oh, I want to come with you.
17:29Can I?
17:30Yes!
17:31I am living in a dream.
17:37I run around and scream.
17:40I can balance on a beam.
17:43Go swimming in a stream.
17:46I am following my own rule.
17:49Time gets caught up in a whirlpool.
17:52When I swim from home or dance floor, life is really cool.
17:57What a great light.
18:15I am standing.
18:19I am living in a dream.
18:23I am living in a dream.
18:28I am living in a dream.
18:35What has happened once with me?
18:59I am about to cry
19:02And how could this even be?
19:05Uh-oh, somebody tell me why
19:08Uh-oh, this has taken quite a bad turn
19:11And it's causing such a big concern
19:14Oh, if only I could do three times
19:17I'm gonna be the last
19:20Don't be lazy, don't be bad
19:22Don't be lazy, don't be glad
19:24You'll be happy, you'll be glad
19:25You can only be a human
19:29If you're working steady hard
19:31It's so exciting
19:34Learn reading, learn writing
19:37You will be a human
19:40Love will be super good
19:43It's good to be a human being
19:52Let's try not to monkey around with it
19:55I'll be happy with it
20:01I'll be happy with it
20:02I'll be happy with it
20:08Oh, my God.
20:38Oh, hi there.
20:41Oh, wow.
20:44Oh, I'm so very good looking.
20:49Oops.
21:08Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
21:13Ah, the cake!
21:43Wait now!
22:04It's mine!
22:07Ah, this is so cool!
22:14Well, my darlings, let's give you a check-out.
22:18Any complaints?
22:21Now open your mouth.
22:23Let's see.
22:25Libs, check. Tees, check.
22:28Little tongue, oops.
22:30And one, and two, and one, and three, and two, and three, and one.
22:43It's just a nervous breakdown.
22:46Oh, wow!
22:59I'm number one from 9-1-1.
23:16I'm number one from 9-1-1.
23:21Did you call the ambulance?
23:26Well, let's respond to the call.
23:29Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
23:32Did you call the ambulance?
23:42Well, let's respond to the call.
23:46Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee!
24:02Come on now, take your medicine.
24:32Time for medicine!
25:02Please come again!
25:06Medicine for you.
25:09Just one more shot and you'll be well again!
25:23Patient, stop running!
25:30Patient, come back here!
25:38Bear, we're bringing you your treatment!
25:50And we are going to treat you!
25:53Hey, where are you going?
26:00What about your medicine?
26:02Oh, great.
26:03All my patients run away.
26:07And you should treat yourself with honey.
26:09Ha!
26:10The summer vacation is coming to an end, and now teachers and students together with their
26:24parents are preparing for the start of the new school year.
26:28An innovative kind of school is opening its doors tomorrow in our city.
26:32And we're growing each year by year.
26:34And we're growing each year by year.
26:37And we're growing each year by year.
26:41Personal computers and interactive whiteboards.
26:44Everyone is really excited at the beginning of the school year.
26:46I want to go to school, like everyone else.
26:49Build me a school.
26:56Woohoo!
26:58School is tomorrow!
27:02Don't forget to make me a desk.
27:19Happy first day of school!
27:40Happy first day of school!
27:42Happy first day of school!
27:44That's so cool!
27:48Oh, wow!
27:51Okay.
27:52Okay.
27:53Mhm.
27:55Yahoo!
28:07Okay!
28:08Now I am all ready to study!
28:12Okay, okay.
28:30And one more line like that.
28:34Okay, okay.
28:40And one more.
28:42Line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, circle, dot, dot, comma, and we get a little bear.
29:02It's a little bear.
29:06Woohoo!
29:08Yeah!
29:09A recess!
29:10A recess!
29:15Woohoo!
29:17Woohoo!
29:17Woohoo!
29:17Woohoo!
29:31Horror?
29:34What?
29:36Something wrong?
29:37Dirty
29:42Not right
29:47Two
29:55One
30:07One
30:13One
30:17One
30:19One
30:21One
30:23One
30:27Two
30:29Two
30:31Two
30:33One
30:35Two
30:37One
30:43Two
30:47Two
30:49Three
30:51Three
30:51Two
30:53E, Masha, M-A-S-H-A, Masha, B-E-A-R, Bear, M-A-S-H-A, Masha, I-S-G-O-O-D, it's good, Masha is good.
31:15Masha has Bear and Bear has Masha, Bear is horrid, Bear is friends with Masha, Bear teaches Masha,
31:39Bear and Masha, forever, forever!
31:51Wood-S-H-Up, Wood-J-Up!
32:02Oh yeah!
32:09So how do you like my woodwork?
32:32So, so, so!
32:34Where could all of the cartoons be hiding?
32:37Hmm.
32:38Let's start an investigation.
32:41Ah!
32:42One, two, three, four, five, six, let's look for cartoons to pick.
32:46I will press this microphone.
32:48Masha and the Bear, let's go!
32:50That's how easy it is.
32:52And now, you, try it!

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