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00:00Buzz Lightyear
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01:27robot ever. And believe me, I know what I'm talking about. You sure have the spirit of
01:31the season, XR. I don't get this holiday stuff. I spend ten unibucks on you. You spend ten
01:36on me. Why don't we all just keep our money? It's about the giving. Then give it all to
01:40me. You really don't get it, do you? Look around. The holiday season is the one time
01:46of year everybody is nice to everybody else. Look at the children's faces, XR. See those
01:51smiles. I don't know, there's just, there's something magical about the holiday. Mommy,
01:58Mommy. Call that magical? I call it attempted robot napping. Tis the season to be grabby.
02:07Ho, ho, ho. Make your holiday special for someone less fortunate. Hi, Buzz. What's the disguise,
02:16Chief? Covert op? Counter and tell? Undercover surveillance? No, my friend. This is how Buzz
02:21Lightyear gets in the holiday spirit, helping fellow sentient beings in need. Whatever.
02:27I know a certain robot that needs to get in the giving spirit. Yeah, that guy over there,
02:31he won't let go of that ball. I meant you. Me? Come on, Reggie. Ho, ho, ho. This is a
02:39shakedown. Ho, ho, ho. Is that Buzz Lightyear? Excuse me, please. Are you Buzz Lightyear? Ho, ho,
02:48ho. I'm Santa Claus, citizen. Ho, ho. Okay. If you want to sound jolly, you've got to push from a
02:54diaphragm. Ho, ho, ho. Good tip. Thank you. That's not why I'm here, Lightyear. Only you can help me.
03:03And you are... Santa Claus. Ah-ha. Well, he does look like Santa Claus. Because I am Santa Claus.
03:14Ha, ha, ha. Okay. So you're Santa Claus. You're mocking me, aren't you? Oh, no, no, no. A space
03:20ranger respects all citizens, no matter how kooky they might be. Look, I've been robbed. Let me guess,
03:26um, elf napping. Maybe there's a reindeer rustler at large. Now, rangers, let's get the facts before
03:35we make fun. You don't believe me? Well, whether I personally think you're a loon isn't really the
03:41issue, sir. Buzz, come in. It's Booster. I better take this. Go ahead, ranger. Help, Buzz. I'm
03:48surrounded. Excuse me, citizen. I've got a ranger in need of assistance. What about me? Ranger Noble will
03:53take your statement. You're not Santa. Come on, guys. Yeah. You're not Santa. Yeah. We want
04:09the real Santa. You're not Santa. Oh, there, skitties. No need to riot. You're not Santa
04:17either. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Why, of course I am. How can you deliver toys to every kid in the
04:23galaxy and do it all in one night? Uh, good question. You're not Santa. Hey, who wants
04:30to see me put a hole in the wall with my wrist ray? Me, me, me. Yeah, I do. So, something
04:37was stolen, but you can't tell us what. No, that's one of my secrets. Right, right, one
04:44of your Santa secrets. Ho, ho. Oh, do I have to stay here for this? You're going nowhere.
04:50So, we realize that Zerg had us surrounded. And I only had power enough in my wrist laser
04:55for one single shot. Code red. Uh-oh. Sorry, gang. Gotta go. Universe on the brink of destruction.
05:01Oh, but, uh, have a happy holiday. Come on, Hooster. Zerg's about to make his next move.
05:08Looks like he's got a whole lot of moves. Ah, sir. The audacity. Well, what does it say?
05:16It's a list of nefarious things Zerg plans to do. Sabotage our fleet, bust out the prisoners
05:21on PC-7, and steal my newspaper. Steal your newspaper?
05:25Well, it looks like we scared him off. Unless he shows up in the next three seconds.
05:43Bone Rocks! How did he do that? We gotta get 42 repaired, and pronto, he's gonna hit the prison next.
05:48No way! He's getting in here!
05:56Yeah, I'd, uh, say even Zerg's gonna have trouble.
06:10At least my paper's still there.
06:12Huh? Morning.
06:35I love it when they light the tree!
06:38Admit it, XR. This is pretty great.
06:40Absolutely! Nothing I like better than formally celebrating a string of humiliating defeats.
06:46How can Zerg be winning? Evil never wins!
06:48Lightyear! You are one hard ranger to find.
06:52Now, look, I don't have time for your I'm Santa Claus routine.
06:56And I don't have time to keep chasing after you. I need your help.
06:59Oh, yeah. He needs help, all right.
07:02Bye, Buzz. Bye, Mr. Claus.
07:05I thought he looked like Santa. Is he really Santa?
07:08Well, he thinks he is, which is why we should move away quickly and quietly.
07:12Happy holiday, Buzz!
07:14Uh, you too, guy who thinks he's Santa?
07:17Oh, how come nobody believes anymore?
07:21Well, speaking for myself, I stopped believing when I was nine.
07:24I remember you wanted a retro rocket racer with real flashing lights and a working laser.
07:29Right. And when you didn't get it, you stopped believing in Santa.
07:33Well, it's the coolest toy ever.
07:34Yeah? So? You think I'm going to give a working laser to a nine-year-old?
07:38Why not?
07:39Why not?
07:40Why don't you ask your cat, Fluffy?
07:43Fluffy?
07:54Nobody knew about the Fluffy incident.
07:55Mm-hmm. It made my list.
07:58Babe, not a nice list.
08:00Bingo.
08:01Yeah, but I'm a good boy now.
08:02That's why I thought you'd help me.
08:04I would love to help you.
08:05But even now, the evil Emperor Zerg is poised to strike another.
08:08Another evil blow against Star Command.
08:11Big whoop!
08:11You take that back.
08:12I'm afraid Zerg's going to go for something far bigger than Star Command.
08:18What's bigger than Star Command?
08:21Oh, craters.
08:22No!
08:34He did it.
08:35Zerg actually did it.
08:43Right here, here.
08:44Buzz! We've got a crisis on our hands!
08:46Angia has been hit, and Joad, and Rhizo!
08:50Zerg's hit every planet in the Galactic Alliance.
08:52Any trace of the holidays vanished.
08:54That seems...
08:56Now you get it.
08:57This is the ultimate evil.
08:59He's taken away the one thing that brings all of us together.
09:03The one thing that always gives us hope.
09:07All right, Santa.
09:08Let's save our holiday.
09:14So, it was about three days ago.
09:16I was out at the Reindeer Games when number one on the naughty list came calling.
09:20Zerg?
09:21Yup.
09:22And he stole the Chrotal Disruptor.
09:25It stops time.
09:27So that's how you can deliver all those gifts in one night.
09:31And with time frozen, I could actually enjoy all the cookies and milk.
09:36Well, we're here.
09:38Where?
09:39North Polaris.
09:52Santa's workshop.
10:03And if you ever tell anyone where it is, you'll never get anything from me but socks and underwear.
10:09I've brought a friend.
10:10Oh.
10:11Buzz Lightyear.
10:12Hey, LGMs.
10:13Elf GMs.
10:14Correction, it's LGMs and they work for Star Command.
10:16Some of us work for you.
10:18Some of us work for you.
10:20Some of us work for Star Command.
10:22They're my toy makers.
10:33And we designed and built the Chrotal Disruptor.
10:46The Chrotal Disruptor was one of a kind.
10:50But we've done it again.
11:00That's great.
11:01Project Build-A-New Time Stopper has entered its final phase.
11:05When can I have it?
11:07In exactly one week.
11:09We don't have a week.
11:11I've got to deliver those gifts tomorrow night.
11:13Oh, right.
11:15How did you make your deliveries before you could stop time?
11:25The Hyperspeed Accelerator.
11:27Oh, you're not attaching that monstrosity to my ship again.
11:31Oh, I'm too old for all that jetting around.
11:33That thing's too fast and too risky.
11:35Fast, risky.
11:37I like it.
11:38I want this thing on my back.
11:39Stack.
11:40Oh.
11:41You got it, Buzz.
11:43Mira out.
11:44That was Buzz.
11:45Did he say where he's been?
11:46Nope.
11:47He just said we should meet him at Trade World.
11:54Hello, Rangers.
11:56Buzz!
11:57Hey, Buzz.
11:58Uh, Buzz?
11:59Isn't that the guy who thinks he's...
12:01Santa Claus.
12:02That's right, XR.
12:03Team Lightyear, I'd like you to meet.
12:05Santa Claus!
12:06I knew it was him!
12:08W-w-w-w-b-buzz?
12:10Um, really, I...
12:11Oh, enough jabbering!
12:13We gotta get this place decorated!
12:15Let's deck those halls, people!
12:16Isn't he supposed to be jolly?
12:18He is.
12:19Intermittently.
12:20Good people of the Galactic Alliance.
12:23I'm here on Trade World to report to you that our holiday is alive and well.
12:29This is gonna be the biggest, brightest holiday ever, and Zerg is powerless to stop it.
12:34Powerless?
12:35I'm not powerless!
12:36He's powerless!
12:37He's less than powerless!
12:38I'm rubber!
12:39He's glue!
12:40We're open!
12:41Set our course for Trade World!
12:42When Zerg's ship appears, I want you guys to go after it with all you've got.
12:48But that hasn't worked before.
12:50And it's not gonna work now, but it'll make him think we don't have anything else to throw at him.
12:54Well, do we have anything else to throw at him?
12:56We got this.
12:57The hyperspeed accelerator.
12:58This baby's fast enough to fly between microseconds.
13:01It won't be easy, Buzz.
13:03You have to launch at the exact moment that Zerg stops time.
13:06The Treadnought is just after the atmosphere!
13:12Oh, a trap!
13:13Oh, you shouldn't have!
13:14I love traps!
13:16So, what now?
13:17Oh, I know!
13:18I'll give up!
13:19Ha ha!
13:20Like that's going to happen.
13:24He's about to stop time.
13:26Get ready!
13:27You've only got one shot at this!
13:33Well, is the season to give!
13:35And I like to give to his purse!
13:42Lightyear!
13:43You buffoon!
13:44I control time!
13:46How could you possibly fly fast enough to catch me?
13:52With a hyperspeed accelerator.
13:55I'd say the Yuletide is turd.
14:05I'm gone!
14:07I'm going to see the SIS.
14:08I'm just going to see the F1 side.
14:09I'm just going to see the thing.
14:14It's coming.
14:15I have to take it.
14:17It's coming.
14:18I'm just saying the groundwork is quite different.
14:19I'm just going to see them.
14:21I'm just going to see them.
14:23This is my design game.
14:24I'm just going to see them.
14:25When you're very rich,
14:26I have to get the precis of your armor.
14:27I'm just going to see them.
14:28I've got to go.
14:29you're so worried about your precious holiday that you've lost your edge
14:53that's where you're wrong surg the holiday gives me my edge it keeps me frosty
14:58i'm sending you home for the holidays go for it rocket boy
15:28i guess that's it zag i guess that's it zag it's never it's like you
15:57you haven't won like it oh no you can't stop time anymore zerg yes but neither can santa
16:09and the hyper speed accelerator it doesn't look so good either so you can't fly fast
16:16you can't stop time you can't deliver those gifts to all those good little boys and girls
16:21just imagine all those sad children children who won't believe in santa or the holiday
16:29i may just lose faith in all that is good and right in this universe
16:34okay so maybe zerg did win this one
16:37you better believe it
16:38my delivery record's been perfect i've never missed a holiday
16:51you won't this year there must be a way
16:54it's it's it's it's just about the coolest thing i've ever seen
17:01um yeah
17:03oh before the chrono time stopping whatever it is you used that engine thing
17:11yes the currently busted engine thing
17:14so what did you use before that oh forget it the old way will never work
17:18we'll make it work
17:20here it is my old sleigh
17:26okay you know what that's the coolest thing ever
17:29yeah
17:31oh yeah
17:33sweet
17:35what you read on that
17:37crystallic fusion
17:38no
17:39fossil fuel
17:40no
17:41fusion fossil fuel come on buzz your way off
17:44it runs on candy canes and warm wishes
17:46close it's powered by belief
17:49boys
17:50sure
17:50belief in the holiday
17:52belief in santa claus
17:53i know i believe
17:55hey
17:57and i believe
18:01i believe 110 percent
18:07not bad
18:11guess you're back in business santa
18:12not quite
18:14can't make the trip unless the old girl's at full capacity
18:17somebody doesn't believe
18:21what are you looking at me for
18:22okay guys i told you i just don't get this holiday
18:26i can't just flick a switch and believe huh
18:28and why not
18:29you're a robot
18:30you're full of switches
18:31mira that's not how belief works
18:33xr has to decide for himself to believe in the holiday
18:36xr believe and that's an order
18:39the trouble is
18:40well xr does believe
18:42do not
18:43he just won't admit it
18:44not to us
18:45not even to himself
18:46look slim
18:46if i believed
18:47don't you think i'd know it
18:48i know it
18:50and that's all that matters
18:51really
18:51okay smart guy
18:52how do you know
18:53because
18:54i'm santa claus
18:56oh yeah
18:57prove it
18:58buzz
18:58how's the gauge
18:59almost full
19:01that's not me doing that
19:03can i tell you a secret
19:04you actually believe more than anybody here
19:07way to go outside
19:12i'm not doing anything
19:15it's you isn't it
19:16it's some kind of santa trick
19:18so you do believe i'm santa
19:20no i do not
19:22oh you're a wily one
19:24that's how i stay one step ahead of the competition
19:27and believe me
19:28that tooth fairy is giving me a run for my money
19:30let's move people
19:36we got us a holiday to send
19:38the
19:39now
19:39the
19:44the
19:46the
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20:36I raise my mug of hot cocoa to toast the best helpers a Santa could ask for.
20:42Happy Holidays, Santa.
20:44Yay!
20:46Hey, wait a second, where's XR?
20:49He had something special he wanted to do.
20:53Mommy, Mommy, Santa gave me just what I wanted.
20:56Man, I don't believe this.
20:59Oh, you gotta believe, kid. Trust me, you've got to believe...
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