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00:00I
01:22Lucas?
01:24Lucas, you've been in my room again.
02:00Come in.
02:10So they've just phoned me?
02:11And?
02:12Come on, what have they said?
02:14Guess who's booked in at the vitility clinic!
02:16Shh!
02:17Keep your voice down, Grant's upset.
02:18You've not told her?
02:19No, just one step at a time, yeah?
02:21I can't believe I'm doing this.
02:22I know.
02:23Promise you won't back out now.
02:24Don't be daft.
02:25I told you I want to do this.
02:27And breathe.
02:28So what do you want, a boy or a girl?
02:31Girl, I don't know.
02:32Either, I don't mind.
02:33What about twins?
02:34One of each?
02:35Oh God, imagine that!
02:36Or triplers!
02:37What's so funny?
02:38Get on with it.
02:39I could do with a laugh.
02:40Well, it's not even that funny.
02:41Aw, chimey.
02:42Right, I don't want Greal in because the decision's been made already.
02:55What decision?
02:56Jacob is gonna be my sperm donor.
02:59Sir...
03:15No crap!
03:17God賤.
03:29You stay away from me!
03:31I'm trying to help you.
03:32What, by kidnapping me?
03:50Oh, sorry. I didn't think anyone were in.
03:53Oh, no, you're good.
03:55Are the kids still here?
03:57No. Don took him to school about an hour ago.
04:00Oh, yeah, of course.
04:02You haven't seen Billy hanging around this morning, have you?
04:05No. Why'd you ask?
04:08I, er, I think someone's been in my room doing stuff.
04:12Like what?
04:14I don't know. Weird things, like opening my window,
04:19taking my things, things that I need.
04:22And you think he were Billy?
04:24Well, I'm pretty sure he keyed my car yesterday.
04:27What's funny about that?
04:31Billy won't key your car.
04:33He just thumped you.
04:35Well, who else is it gonna be?
04:37I don't know.
04:40Maybe you need to have it out with him.
04:43Yeah. Yeah, maybe I do.
04:50I did not kidnap you. I got you out of trouble.
04:53What am I doing in the back of your van?
04:55If you calm down, I'll tell you why.
05:02Stop it!
05:03Stop it! Stop it!
05:04Get off him!
05:08What happened?
05:10Why am I here?
05:11We're trying to help you if you stop freaking out.
05:13He flew at me like a mania.
05:14Because it came at me with a needle!
05:15It was a sedative to keep you calm!
05:19Eh?
05:21You were spiked.
05:23Yesterday.
05:25At the Hyde.
05:32Okay, so you're doing this as mates.
05:36You're not doing it as a couple.
05:37It's not like you got back together secretly without me knowing.
05:39No.
05:41We're doing it as friends.
05:43Okay, well, it might take us a bit of time to get my head around it,
05:45but I'm...
05:47Pleased for you.
05:50But please, let's not tell Grumpy just yet, okay?
05:53Let's not get him worked up again.
05:56Well...
06:01Are you ready for tomorrow, then?
06:03Yeah, I think so.
06:04We were just talking about that.
06:07Cheers for knocking.
06:10Like we have a knock.
06:12Anyway, er...
06:13I just came around to say I'm...
06:16Sorry for kicking off the other day.
06:19I...
06:20I...
06:21Shouldn't have done what I did.
06:22I was out of order.
06:24Don't worry about it.
06:25It's, er...
06:26It's fine.
06:29Er...
06:30Do you want to pour your welcome at the kettle?
06:32No, no, you're alright.
06:33I'd, erm...
06:34I'd rather you all tell me what's going on.
06:37What?
06:38Why would there be?
06:40Come on, I'm not stupid.
06:45Right, erm...
06:47Well...
06:48Jacob has offered to be my sperm donor.
06:51And before you say anything...
06:53It's what she wants, okay?
06:55Morning.
06:56And what's a beautiful day it is.
06:57Ooh!
06:58Someone's in a good mood.
06:59You won the lottery.
07:00Oh, someone's much better than that.
07:01I'm very pleased for you.
07:02Go on.
07:03Gnasher Bates, the one toothed wonder's just phoned me.
07:04And he's asked me to visit him in Ireland.
07:05Gnasher Bates?
07:06One of your old wrestling pals, I take it?
07:07Well, his mother certainly didn't call him that.
07:09No, I've known him for 30-odd yet.
07:10And what he couldn't do with that tooth is nobody's business.
07:12Right, is this like a special occasion or something?
07:13No, not really.
07:14I think he's lonely.
07:15His wife died recently.
07:17So I'd best fix that bike, otherwise I'd be going nowhere.
07:24He lives in the back of because of itself.
07:27How long are you thinking of going for?
07:28Well, 2 or 3 months.
07:30That's ages!
07:34Well, that's on standard basis.
07:37Yeah!
07:38How long are you thinking of going for?
07:40Oh, 2 or 3 months.
07:41Dad?!
07:42Dad? That's ages.
07:45Well, there's an awful lot of drinking to be done.
07:47No, no, but do you really want to be away for that long?
07:49I thought he'd be happy to see the back of us for a bit.
07:51Don't be daft. Dad, that's a long time.
07:55Especially after, you know, things have been a bit difficult.
07:58Make some break, that's all. Mind you saying that.
08:01I won't be going anywhere if I don't get that bike roadworthy first.
08:04So I'd best scoot. Now stop fretting.
08:07Ooh. Ah, that's all.
08:13I'll leave.
08:15And are you okay?
08:17I will be when I get away from him.
08:19Look, I know you're not each other's biggest fans right now,
08:22and that was a big shock, but John was honestly trying to help you.
08:25Well, that's a funny way to show it. By keeping me in the back of his van all night.
08:28That was my idea. John wanted to bring you in the house,
08:31but I said no, not with Harry around. It'd be too scary for him.
08:34The only normal person would have taken me to a hospital.
08:37Yeah, well, it was just simpler to keep you here, all right?
08:39It saved time and questions.
08:41You've only just got out of prison. I'm a medic. I knew what to do.
08:43Oh, I bet.
08:45And we've only got your word that I was spiked.
08:49What if he did it?
08:51Oh, you're being ridiculous.
08:52I'm not!
08:53Why can't you just try and be grateful?
08:55Because he's a liar and I don't trust him.
08:57You're being impossible.
08:59You know, it must hurt something rotten not being believed.
09:08Get stuffed.
09:09You want to book your ideas up,
09:10otherwise you'll be out of that door faster than a speeding bullet, yeah?
09:13So rein it in.
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17Try and be grateful.
09:18Well, first of all...
09:31And I see it right now,
09:32pーい.
09:33To três to three words,
09:38you're sorry.
09:40I need something to write down.
09:41Right now.
09:45Hey. Am I right to come in?
09:51Yeah, of course.
09:55Where's Robert?
09:57Er, not sure. He stormed off. I would have gone after him, but...
10:02No, you did right. Just best left on his own, the mood he's in.
10:07And the way he was banging on out there.
10:10Making it out as if it's all your fault.
10:12Yeah, well, I don't mind that, but...
10:16What I do mind is how it's affecting you.
10:21How do you mean?
10:22Vic, that is two of us. He's attacked now and he's only been back four days.
10:26I know.
10:27He's unstable.
10:28He needs me. He needs my support. He'll go off the rails without it.
10:31You're not safe having him around.
10:32I can handle him.
10:33You couldn't handle him the other day, could you?
10:35And what if that's just the tip of the iceberg?
10:37Look, look. I know it's hard and you'd rather not talk about it,
10:41but you were going to have to.
10:41And where's he going to go, eh?
10:43When he's got nothing and no one.
10:45That's not your problem.
10:46But it is because I'm his sister.
10:49I'm fine.
10:52Now, maybe you are.
10:54But there's Harry.
10:56I mean, you'd never forgive yourself if something happened to him.
10:59No.
10:59No, he'd never hurt Harry.
11:01Wouldn't he?
11:03A few days ago, you thought he wouldn't hurt you.
11:05I turn around and there's this old dirty dog sat in the back.
11:12The fella says to us,
11:13Oh, sweetheart, don't worry.
11:14He's just annoyed because you're sat in his seat.
11:18Billy.
11:20Can I have a word?
11:22Do you have a choice?
11:24In private, if you don't mind.
11:25Well, if you want me gone, you can get lost.
11:29Looks like it's the three of us then.
11:31Fine.
11:33Are you going to stop playing games?
11:35Because it's not funny.
11:36What are you going on about?
11:39You know exactly what I'm going on about.
11:41So I'm warning you now.
11:43In front of a witness.
11:45Next time I won't be so understanding.
11:47Right.
11:49Next time you come here and start threatening us,
11:53you'll find yourself back in that wheelchair.
11:56Only this time for good.
12:00Maybe he's due to another accident.
12:02Yeah, exactly.
12:04So walk away.
12:05Why he still can?
12:17Why him?
12:19I mean, that's what I want to know.
12:20It's only five minutes ago since he dumped her.
12:22No, it isn't.
12:24Anyway, let's all walk under the bridge.
12:26They're mates, okay?
12:27They're really good mates.
12:30She wants to have a kid with him.
12:31Being mates isn't good enough.
12:32Will you please listen to me?
12:34She's dead set on having a kid, okay?
12:36So there's no point you and her falling out over this.
12:39And while she's busy getting excited
12:41about Jacob being sperm donor,
12:43she's not thinking about tomorrow's op, is she?
12:45So it's a really great distraction.
12:47Because while she says she isn't,
12:48she's probably scared stiff.
12:49So this is a great way to take her mind off things.
12:55Suppose.
12:55Suppose.
12:57For once in your life, will you just let it go?
12:59Please?
13:04Are you going tomorrow?
13:05Yes.
13:05Wild horses couldn't keep me away.
13:07Yeah, well, I need to be there, no.
13:08No, she doesn't want loads of people there.
13:10Everybody making a fuss.
13:12Yeah, well, I'm going to be there when she wakes up.
13:14Okay.
13:14I hope everything goes all right.
13:19Hey, come here.
13:22It will.
13:25It's going to be fine.
13:26I know it is.
13:27Okay.
13:32Can I get you a pint, son?
13:34I'll have to change the barrel first.
13:35Your father's drunk it dry.
13:37Won't be a minute.
13:39Got you something?
13:40Oh, aye.
13:41Thought it might be useful.
13:43Not that I've never been there before.
13:45No, I know.
13:47You're going to be all right?
13:49Of course I am.
13:49What are you on about?
13:51I know Ireland like the back of my hand.
13:53Not about that, though, is it?
13:55No, but...
13:57Listen, son.
13:58I know I haven't been quite myself recently.
14:02So maybe this is exactly the tonic I need.
14:04And you know what they say?
14:06A change is as good as a rest.
14:08So don't worry.
14:10I'll try.
14:11Yeah, I'll get good use out of this, I will.
14:14Good.
14:19I love you, Dad.
14:22And I love you, son.
14:24Very much.
14:28I get everything you're saying I do.
14:30It's just...
14:32I can't abandon him.
14:35Fine.
14:37Fine.
14:39It sounds like you made your choice.
14:41Just don't come running when it all goes pear-shaped,
14:43which it will.
14:44Look, I know you're upset.
14:46Where are you going?
14:47Home.
14:48Do we not need to talk about this?
14:50There's nothing more to talk about.
14:51I tried to help him last night.
14:52Look where that got me.
14:53Sorry.
14:56Sorry, I'm not having a go at you.
14:58It's him.
15:00We are never going to get on.
15:01It is too messy.
15:02Look, I get that he isn't perfect.
15:05And yes, he has made mistakes.
15:07But underneath, he isn't all bad.
15:10He's prison.
15:11It's changed him.
15:12And he needs help.
15:13I think we can both agree on that.
15:21I just wish things were different.
15:23What, me and him?
15:25No.
15:26Square peg in a round hole.
15:30Do you know what?
15:32Come with me.
15:33I want to show you something.
15:34I want to show you something.
15:42Sarah?
15:57Jacob?
15:57Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
16:02No, don't worry.
16:02What are you doing here?
16:04I just came to give you something.
16:06To say good luck.
16:08For tomorrow.
16:08Not that you're going to need it.
16:09Didn't you used to have one like that when you were little?
16:22Yeah, Bernard Blue Bear.
16:24He's lovely, thank you.
16:26I thought maybe when the baby comes,
16:29he or she
16:30might want to have a cuddle of him.
16:33Oh, come in.
16:37Thank you so much.
16:39It's going to be okay.
16:46You know that, don't you?
16:48Yeah, I'm hoping.
16:51It will.
16:53Bernard will look after you.
17:02And I'm warning you now.
17:04In front of a witness.
17:06Next time I won't be quite to understand it.
17:09Hiya.
17:14Hey, a pint, please.
17:16I'll get that.
17:17Oh, in that case, I'll have a double whiskey, please.
17:19Did you, eh, manage to have a word with Billy?
17:26I did.
17:27Yeah.
17:29I'm not quite sure it landed, though,
17:30so I might have to deploy a different tactic.
17:32So, in times like this, you could do with another Graham.
17:37Well, the position's open if you want it.
17:40I'm joking.
17:42I'm joking.
17:43Although,
17:44maybe it's not a bad idea.
17:53Right, so, do you want to tell me why you've brought me here?
17:56You'll find out soon enough.
17:58No, I assume being here has some significance.
18:00Oh, yeah.
18:01Because, you see, all of this...
18:04...used to belong to us.
18:06Back in the day, this was Sugdenland.
18:07Yeah, it feels peaceful.
18:14Got your text.
18:16Wasn't expecting to see you, though.
18:18Yeah, same.
18:19Well, I was just saying how our family have worked this land for generations.
18:23Hang on a minute.
18:23Can we just take this back a few steps?
18:24Rain or shine, they were out here.
18:27Yeah, I remember it well.
18:28And, yeah, okay, Dad and Uncle Joe had their issues,
18:32but they always managed to sort them out.
18:34They had to,
18:34because they knew that this land was their legacy.
18:38Why are you telling us all this?
18:39Because family is bigger than everything.
18:42And like it or not, you two are brothers.
18:45So I think it's time we ended this feud.
19:04You're late.
19:09You're lucky I came at all.
19:12I've got another job for you.
19:15So I have as good as the last one.
19:16Forget it.
19:19That's a shame.
19:21I heard through the grapevine
19:22that you've been in the country for a couple of weeks
19:24without even a sniff of work.
19:25Fine.
19:30I thought so.
19:31But only if the price is right.
19:33I'll make it worth your while.
19:35If you do a good job,
19:36there's more where that came from.
19:39Okay.
19:40So what do you want us to do?
19:43Teach someone a lesson.
19:46One they won't forget.
19:48We just need to thrash it out.
19:50What for?
19:51He does not want to play ball.
19:53I've told you, Vic,
19:53he needs to go.
19:54And I've told you,
19:55we can sort this.
19:56And how are we going to do that?
19:57Hey, he crashed our wedding.
19:59He kissed Aaron.
20:00He's out to get me.
20:01Okay.
20:02I'll admit,
20:03I've been out of order.
20:05And I'm going to stop.
20:07I'm going to leave you and Aaron alone.
20:08See?
20:09What do you mean, see?
20:11A few hours ago, he was attacking me.
20:12And I'm sorry for that.
20:14You were trying to help.
20:14I know that now.
20:15But in my defence,
20:16I was scared.
20:17And I didn't know what was going on.
20:18Yeah, I told you enough times.
20:20I wasn't listening, was I?
20:21And he had been spiked.
20:22Not that I'm condoning his behaviour.
20:24And I wouldn't want you to either.
20:25He has had it in for me
20:26since the day he got back here.
20:27And you've given as good as you've got and all.
20:28But it needs to stop.
20:30Doesn't it, Robert?
20:31Agreed.
20:35Well,
20:36this is a bit of a turnaround.
20:38So?
20:40Fresh start?
20:41Oh, come on.
20:45We're family.
20:45I don't have to pick sides.
20:47I want you both in my life.
20:49OK, OK.
20:50I'll give it a go.
20:52And you mean that?
20:53Yes.
20:54But he's got to try as well.
20:58Robert?
20:59I want this to work.
21:01OK.
21:02Well, in that case,
21:03I'll let you two shake hands, hug,
21:06whatever it is that you need to do
21:08and I'll just be over there.
21:10Please try and get on.
21:16I didn't buy a word of that.
21:18Yeah, maybe because that's
21:18because I didn't mean any of it.
21:19You need to leave.
21:20It's never going to happen.
21:23I'm here to stay.
21:24Not if I've got anything to do with him.
21:30Brother.