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00:00I
00:14See, see I swear we drove past that before. Should I get the map? You know where we are on the map?
00:24Neither do I
00:25Like, uh, yeah, I think we're gonna have to stay out here tonight and head to the cabin in the morning
00:43What do you think? I think there's a good chance that it's a dump
00:49And we'll leave but I need to make sure I have enough energy to do justice to our first night together as husband
00:56and wife
01:00Cold River Motel you have got a lot to live up to
01:07Let's go
01:25It's strange to have a hotel now and nowhere
01:38It's strange to have a hotel now and nowhere
01:53It's so quiet
01:54Look, I don't feel good about this place
01:58It looks okay
02:00It's Grim, we bail
02:02Promise
02:04Hello? Anyone home?
02:11Uh, sorry
02:15Still a little busy back there
02:18Uh, we'd like a room for the night
02:19room for the night
02:20Okay, yeah, uh, sure
02:23Uh, and you can, uh, take a pick
02:27Uh, well
02:29Do you have a honeymoon suite?
02:30It's, uh, good lucky night
02:41Uh, oh, you need a credit card or something?
02:43Why not?
02:44You guys take a load off and, uh, we can deal with the paperwork in the morning
02:50Oh, we have guests
02:52Hello
02:54Hi
02:54Hi
02:54Hi
02:56Is that your truck outside?
02:57The newlyweds?
02:59That's us
03:02What do you say we throw in a free bottle of champers?
03:05You can't start your honeymoon without bubbly
03:06That would be criminal
03:09You
03:10That was very generous
03:14I was a little worried when we drove up
03:16Other side of the world with nothing around for miles
03:18I get it
03:19Now you don't slip carrying your
03:22bride over the threshold
03:25I got it
03:27Thank you
03:27Thank you
03:28Uh, yeah
03:30And, um, we will drop off your bottle and a nice bucket in 10 minutes
03:35Let's go
03:55I love it
04:09It's funny and dated
04:14So's the guy you married
04:15I need to get these clothes off
04:27Oh, that's exactly what I was saying
04:29Freshen up, you horndogs
04:34We'll be right back
04:35Okay
04:37Don't take too long
04:38We'll consummate our marriage and
04:46Make it all kinds of official
04:59I'm about to make that very easy for you, Mr. Ridley
05:03Oh, that sounds good
05:05That sounds good
05:08I, uh
05:14I got a big surprise for you, honey
05:16A big one?
05:18I've got a surprise for you, too
05:20Champagne's here
05:35I think you got the wrong
05:41Kill
05:42Kill
05:42Kill
05:43Kill
06:06Kill
06:07Kill
06:09You dirty devil
06:39I've seen photos of your installations, you know, and I know you're recreating crime scenes
06:57But you really do evoke the feeling of what they're really like, you know
07:03That means a lot especially coming from someone with your direct experience. Thank you
07:08You know, I read a paper on your work
07:10The blood and bones that's all real. I don't think anything. I don't think I should me neither, honey
07:16Every one of my oohs and ahs is guaranteed legit
07:19So you've really slept with all those serial killers? Yeah, one away from a dangerous dozen
07:26You may have given birth to Baphomet's baby and doom service for generations. Oh, I'd like to forget that movie, but I
07:34Screwed the actual druid
07:37Not the actual famous druid the original druid those two kids were copycats yon
07:44Hi, I don't think I know you
07:46Sorry
07:56Crow I just like to feel the energy of the place as we get close
08:02I feel it all over guys. I cannot believe we get to go to the place where the cold river slaughter took place
08:09Yeah, I've been studying the events that night for years
08:13For me, I mean this place is right behind the polanski tate mansion. I mean, it's it's big
08:19Yeah, but they caught Manson
08:20Baphomet is still out there. You cannot tell me that that forestry guy. Uh, what's his name?
08:24Davin Rene? Yes, you cannot tell me he was the killer. But then he killed himself
08:29Sounds guilty
08:30What about you crow?
08:32Forestry guy?
08:33Trucker?
08:34The local chief of police? What's your theory?
08:37I've long since shed theories
08:40I listen
08:41To the spirits and they're telling me that this is going to be a very challenging weekend for all of us
08:47And that we'd best be ready for unimaginable
08:53Pain
08:56Fucking a crow
08:58We didn't all sign up for some shiny happy people shit
09:01I mean look we're rolling in in a big ass hearse. How's that for a jinx?
09:08Wow
09:10There it is
09:17Where are we going?
09:22Oh
09:41The
09:43The
09:45beat
09:47I love looking at all these trees.
09:50I like it.
09:52Welcome, everyone.
09:56We are so glad to have you here.
09:58Handpicked for our inaugural weekend.
10:02Each one of you is a VIP of the true crime scene.
10:05Whether it be podcasting, movies, academia, art, the spiritual.
10:17Or the experiential.
10:20You are the best, the most devoted.
10:24The completely obsessed.
10:27And we share that obsession.
10:30And can think of no one who deserves to join us for our opening weekend more than all of you.
10:35So welcome to the Cold River Motel, proudly restored to its true crime glory.
10:42How are you out with these?
10:43Just inside.
10:45Now please follow us to check in.
10:46Where star-crossed lovers Joey and Caitlin first started on their heart-breaking path.
10:53To quote a little movie's tagline.
10:56Check in for the night, but check out in a body bag.
11:12Thank you, JP.
11:25You should get going before that big storm.
11:27Oh, well, there's no cell service out in the boonies, and our landline has yet to be installed.
11:33Thank you, unreliable rural health.
11:36Our motel does have satellite Wi-Fi all set up, so you can post every last morbid morsel of fun we get up to this weekend.
11:43It's so strange to be in the real place after all the movies.
11:46I mean, I've been here before, just not really, you know?
11:51Art mirrors life.
11:54Oh, shit.
11:57That's where Eric bled out.
11:58Fake, obviously.
12:00Inhonorable was there.
12:01Somebody knows their Cold River murder facts.
12:03And this is where it started.
12:05Eric, the owner, he got stabbed and then made his way all the way down to the basement.
12:09God, imagine bleeding out for that long.
12:13You actually don't have to.
12:14I've lived through it.
12:16Were there other bloodstains that were still here when you bought the place?
12:20Some rooms, yes.
12:23Was there any new evidence uncovered during those rentals?
12:26Sadly, no.
12:27Imagine if by reopening the motel, you closed the circle and we discover who Baphomet really is.
12:38Now that would be a benediction.
12:44The Wi-Fi.
12:46Can we get the, uh...
12:47I need to see the top.
12:49Don't tell me about the reason.
12:50The Wi-Fi.
12:51Well, I'll give you the top.
12:52So, so thank you.
12:53I need to see.
12:53I need to see.
12:54I need to see.
12:55I need to see.
12:57I need to see.
12:57I need to see.
13:07Three.
13:14Five.
13:22Catelyn enjoys honeymoon suite.
13:27I'm too hot to die!
13:53Cut!
13:54That was incredible.
13:59I don't know how you made that line work, but you did.
14:03Oh my God, do you need a minute?
14:05No, I'm fine.
14:06I really am fine.
14:08So it was good then?
14:09Are you kidding me?
14:10Half of us are crying over there.
14:11Oh, good, good.
14:12Okay, awesome, awesome.
14:13That's good to hear.
14:15Okay, well, I'm good to go again.
14:17Yeah?
14:18Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.
14:19You know, crying and dying is easy for me.
14:21Yeah, I'm...
14:23Fantastic.
14:24Okay.
14:25Well, you heard her.
14:26Let's do it again.
14:27Thanks, guys.
14:29Sorry.
14:30So this is where it all happened.
14:34Worst art ever.
14:35Yep.
14:36Pretty crazy to stand here.
14:37That poor woman.
14:38Playing her, I had to try and imagine what it would have been like, but actually being
14:43here?
14:44I have no idea what the hell her or any of them went through.
14:46I mean, how could I?
14:47We should probably get out of here.
14:48That lady...
14:49Ruby?
14:50I think she has a plan she doesn't want us deviating from.
14:51I think she has a plan.
14:52She doesn't want us deviating from.
14:53Okay.
14:54Okay.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:57Okay.
14:58Okay.
14:59Okay.
15:00Okay.
15:01Okay.
15:02Okay.
15:03Okay.
15:04Okay.
15:05Okay.
15:06Okay.
15:07but we should probably get out of here.
15:08That lady, she...
15:09Ruby?
15:10I think she has a plan
15:11she doesn't want us deviating from.
15:37We are gonna start our weekend with a scrumptious meal
15:41by none other than chef of three-star,
15:44flesh and sinew, Hemingway.
15:50Ah!
15:54Bonsoir, madame et monsieur.
15:57Please, strap in.
16:07I've thought long and hard about the kind of cuisine
16:11that would do justice to the Coal River.
16:14Such a dark and storied place.
16:17Then I realized
16:19there could be nothing more resonant
16:22than for us to eat.
16:28Ah!
16:29Hazen herself!
16:31Oh, my God!
16:33What?
16:36This is messed up.
16:40Unreal.
16:45Are you a leg man?
16:47That was in bad taste,
16:48not to mention disgusting.
16:50Everything you see
16:51is made of the most delicious meats,
16:53tofus, and grains.
16:56The leg is bony and naturally.
16:59The planks are for the vegans.
17:01Won't be sticking to that, thank you.
17:02Not me.
17:04Total carnivore over here.
17:07Well, actually,
17:08exocannibalism has been practiced
17:09in every corner of the world.
17:11Great power can be derived
17:13eating the flesh of your enemies.
17:15Uh, Caitlyn was a victim.
17:17She's no one's enemy.
17:18Of course not.
17:19She's my favorite victim in the world.
17:21And we're both Capricorns.
17:23Oh.
17:25The blood and body of Caitlyn.
17:28It's really good.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:30But you have to try it.
17:32Mm-hmm.
17:33This is incredible.
17:34Thank you, Caitlyn.
17:35Thank you, Caitlyn.
17:36Mm-hmm.
17:37Mm-hmm.
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39It's really good.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:43But you have to try it.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:47This is incredible.
17:48Thank you, Caitlyn.
17:50Okay, I'm not usually a lamb guy,
17:52but...
17:53Tamar's good.
17:54Mm.
17:55Who knew you could be so delicious, girl?
17:58Mm-hmm.
18:00One more.
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:02Mm-hmm.
18:13Next, a blood palate cleanser.
18:17What?
18:19Wow.
18:20This looks so realistic.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:24I don't drink so fast.
18:25Hmm.
18:26How'd you get the viscosity?
18:28Corn syrup.
18:29Corn syrup.
18:30That's a very day.
18:32This amazing meal was just the first of many special events
18:36that Portia and I have planned for you this weekend.
18:38Next up, Crow is going to lead us in a seance
18:41in the very place where the Black Celebration happened 30 years ago.
18:45A seance?
18:46I'm there.
18:47Mm-hmm.
18:48Good.
18:49Because attendance is mandatory.
18:52Okay.
18:58To the Cold River Slaughter Clique.
19:02Nothing but the best for the obsessed.
19:05Oh, my gosh.
19:06Cheers to that.
19:07Cheers to that.
19:08Mm-hmm.
19:09Mm-hmm.
19:10Mm-hmm.
19:11Oh.
19:12Mm-hmm.
19:13Mm-hmm.
19:14Mm-hmm.
19:15Mm-hmm.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17So metallic.
19:18Seriously.
19:19How'd you make this?
19:21There's a tiny bit of vodka in there.
19:24The rest is 100% me.
19:26My blood, that is.
19:27My blood, that is.
19:35Get out of here.
19:36It's true.
19:37You all just drank my blood, my personal sacrifice.
19:43What?
19:43Are you crazy?
19:44Do you know how unhygienic that is?
19:46Jesus.
19:47Do you know the health of the animals you eat?
19:50The ones you eat raw?
19:51Your sushis, your beef tartare.
19:53It's not the same thing.
19:54You're damn right it's not, because I just gave you a piece of meat.
19:59And I, for one, thank you wholeheartedly.
20:01If this is what's going to happen this week, we can just call back the limo.
20:06Ah, speak of the devil.
20:08Did anyone leave anything in the stretch hearse?
20:10Other than our common sense, no.
20:12Hello?
20:14Coming, JP.
20:19Wow.
20:20That's why you dropped.
20:21Uh, can we come in?
20:25It's a hurricane out there.
20:27We are trapped.
20:29Uh, I'm afraid that we are closed for the whole weekend for a private event.
20:34Okay, the police scanner is saying that the roads and highways are impassable.
20:38There's trees down, roads washed out, bridge to Kenwood is gone.
20:41We were just wondering if we could...
20:43Sorry, no vacancy.
20:44As my partner said, this is a private and exclusive weekend.
20:50Um, could we at least park our RV in the back corner of your parking lot?
20:56Just till the storm blows over.
20:58The entire premises are being used for the event, so I'm afraid that's not possible.
21:01Okay, well, not getting that RV on these roads isn't possible either.
21:10I could barely see out the window.
21:11Like, I wouldn't normally ask, but we're stuck.
21:16Fine.
21:21But the motel itself is off limits.
21:25You won't even notice we're there.
21:27We have everything we need in the RV, and with that thunder, you won't even hear Floyd snoring.
21:33Happy camping.
21:35Make sure it stays that way.
21:39Sorry.
21:39Every detail of the Cold River Motel is a murderous experience.
21:48Each murder room showcases a quote from Dante.
21:53All hope abandon ye who enter here.
21:57That feeling.
21:58Behind this door, Baphomet stabbed Kenny Vitale such vigor that pieces of his skin were found stuck to the ceiling.
22:07Is this my room?
22:08I'm down to trade if it's someone else's.
22:09The red doors are rooms where the murders actually took place.
22:13They're set aside as shrines.
22:14No one sleeps.
22:34Is this the spot he was murdered?
22:36That's the spot exactly.
22:39How do you know for sure?
22:41Knife marks in the floor, blood stains in the wood.
22:45Most people don't think about these things when they buy a property like this.
22:48Okay, say I gave you a hundred dollars, do you think you could just make an exemption?
22:51No.
22:53These are art installations by some of the world's most edgy pop artists, including one by our very own Kulani.
22:59Oh.
22:59They saved the honeymoon suite for me.
23:03It's a special, heartbreaking place.
23:05Our next event begins in one hour in the basement where Katelyn was sacrificed.
23:20Crow is going to lead us on a seance.
23:23And hopefully we'll have the chance to commune with Katelyn herself.
23:27I have so many questions for her.
23:30Paige, do you think I could get some shots of you in the honeymoon suite?
23:33Like wigging out, pretending to be Katelyn?
23:35We have a Katelyn costume at the ready.
23:37We knew this would come up.
23:41Yeah, I'd be happy to.
23:42Any questions?
24:05I guess you revamp an old motel like this and that touchy-feely, I got ADHD, wacko,
24:12is the kind of person you're going to get staying here.
24:14We were a little wacko in there, ain't you?
24:16Yeah, but we refined as we got older.
24:20That crowd looks like it might stay that way.
24:25You weren't lying about that refinement.
24:29I better not be that bossy one asking us to get out of Dodge after all.
24:34Hi.
24:35Hi, Ben.
24:37It's so quick.
24:38Quick.
24:40Hi.
24:41What'd you tell?
24:48Call that little cutie hoo-hoo.
24:52Is this your mac and rate yourself?
24:54No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint when Floyd and I broke up to Saginaw.
25:00I love it in here.
25:02It's so comfy and normal.
25:06I'm a big fan of normal after today.
25:08So it's not just us.
25:10Your friends over there, they're a little...
25:13They're not my friends.
25:14They're not...
25:16We're up here for this special weekend.
25:20In the middle of nowhere?
25:22What am I missing?
25:25You have no idea what this motel is famous for?
25:27It's just like any other motel from St. John's to San Diego.
25:32True.
25:33But if I said Cold River Slaughter, does that ring any bells?
25:37Oh, yeah.
25:38That happened a long time ago.
25:40I saw an episode about it on some news magazine show.
25:44My God.
25:46You're her.
25:47You're that actress from the movies.
25:51Oh, that's right.
25:52We saw two of those on the TV.
25:54What are they called again?
25:55Doom Service.
25:56Yes.
25:57They're based on what happened here 30 years ago.
26:00That...
26:01That happened here?
26:03All those murders?
26:05Jesus, I'm starting to regret we turned down this road.
26:08So, what?
26:09This is some kind of creepy pilgrimage?
26:14That doesn't sound right.
26:15Ruby and Portia are relaunching the motel,
26:18and they wanted us all up here for its inaugural weekend
26:20to get the word out, I guess.
26:23So, you are here to play the part of...
26:26Caitlin Ridgely.
26:27Yeah.
26:29Caitlin at the time.
26:31Anyways, I was wondering...
26:35once the roads are good,
26:38could I catch a ride with you guys?
26:41Even to the next town over, I...
26:43I just feel really gross being here and doing this.
26:47And sorry, I know you don't know me,
26:49and I know you're on your holiday.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52I've been working on the course and coming up.
26:55And she'd be like,
26:56we'd be honored.
26:58Friends back home are gonna flip when they hear, huh?
27:01We have room.
27:02And you're right.
27:03You should leave.
27:04It's not right.
27:05Murder shouldn't be some selfie-snapping joke.
27:08I want to put everything
27:11that's ever happened here behind me
27:12for good.
27:18Thanks for the tea.
27:19Then get weird, you run back here, okay?
27:21Okay.
27:21Thanks.
27:21Thanks.
27:22Thanks.
27:22Thanks.
27:23Thanks.
27:24Thanks.
27:25Thanks.
27:26Thanks.
27:27Thanks.
27:28Thanks.
27:29Thanks.
27:30Thanks.
27:31Thanks.
27:32Thanks.
27:33Thanks.
27:34Thanks.
27:35Thanks.
27:36Thanks.
27:37Thanks.
27:38Thanks.
27:39Thanks.
27:40Thanks.
27:41Thanks.
27:42Thanks.
27:43Thanks.
27:44Thanks.
27:45Thanks.
27:46Thanks.
27:47Thanks.
27:48Thanks.
27:49Thanks.
27:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:17Kane!
28:19What?
28:20What?
28:22Who the hell?
28:28And that is promo gold!
28:30Exactly what we're paying you for!
28:32Even to the final girl fall while being chased!
28:36Bravissima!
28:42Of course, everything that happens or is produced this weekend
28:46can and will be used to promote the cold river.
28:49Well, I know I didn't agree to that.
28:51Small print folks, it's all in there. There's no deception.
28:53We give you an amazing free weekend at the number one true crime destination.
28:59And you give us the right to use whatever comes up for promotional purposes.
29:02Typical influencer engagement contract.
29:05I'm not an influencer.
29:06Neither am I.
29:08But I'll take the publicity.
29:10Yeah, you scratch my back with a butcher knife, I'll scratch yours.
29:13Awesome and good for you, Kawhi, and I mean that. But I work in academia.
29:17Which is notoriously boring.
29:18So I can't be seen screaming down a hall wearing some true crime cosplay to shill for a motel.
29:24Then why did you even come here?
29:26Obviously, Porsche, Rubes, I'm good at it.
29:29I came for access. For my research.
29:32Right. So you can put us all under a microscope.
29:35Dish in some masturbatory essay. So you can snag some big grant.
29:40Yeah, yeah. My big academic expose on a desperate chef flogging some tacky gimmick to hide the fact that when his food isn't too dry, it's way too salty.
29:50Look, are you okay with them using you like this? Mocking you to promote this place?
29:55They chased you with a knife.
29:57I run from knives for a living.
29:59Yeah, on your movie set, sure, but you're...
30:05You're being paid to be here.
30:07Sorry, what?
30:09Are you telling me I cooked an entire meal gratis while the washed up scream queen here charges a fee? For what? Shaking her tits?
30:20Hey, watch it, asshole.
30:21Oh, well, I suppose she's got to make a living somehow. It's not what the old career is tearing along, eh?
30:27Hey, she's a frickin' legend.
30:29Yes, the legend for looking great naked while covered in blood. At least she did when she was 19.
30:35I remember the new flick. How they're reimagining the Doomed Service franchise without you.
30:42I know, but I'm afraid all that Botox and whatever else you've done or are planning on doing is not going to make you young or relevant again.
30:56Just be in my room.
31:02You are a grade-A piece of shit.
31:04Yeah, she can act a lot better than you can cook.
31:06Oh, right. Now everybody hates my cooking, but it's true. You know it. I know it. Even sure.
31:11You have the sensitivity of a psychopath.
31:15I thought that's what turned you on, baby.
31:18Unfortunately for you, I don't bet women knows. Body count is made up exclusively of serial killers.
31:25And you want to know why? Because that kind of trophy sex usually means crazy.
31:34I've done enough of this pathetic weekend.
31:41Soon as the roads clear, I'm going to hitch a ride back to town with the normies in their RVs.
31:46Oh, and by the way, ladies, if anyone deserves to be paid for this weekend, it's Hemingway.
31:55Put that in your fucking promo video.
31:59Huh?
32:01I love you.
32:02Oh.
32:03I love you.
32:13Huh?
32:17Huh?
32:19Huh?
32:21Huh?
32:22Huh?
32:23Huh?
32:24Huh?
32:25Hey, you all right?
32:42Sure, yeah.
32:43I'm used to being a big joke.
32:46Analyze, an idiot.
32:47Forget him.
32:49I can't escape her.
32:52I begged the director of those movies to cast me in his new indie.
32:55No luck.
32:57Zero.
32:59I try.
33:00I keep trying.
33:01But this...
33:04The only pain big I can get is...
33:06was her.
33:09You know, way back, I knew I shouldn't have taken that part,
33:12but I was 17, and I was kicked out of my house,
33:14and I needed the money.
33:15Look, if any of us had our high school jobs filmed,
33:18we'd be embarrassed.
33:20Well, I was naked for mine, so nobody takes me seriously.
33:23And nobody wants a 30-something final girl.
33:27Okay, you know, older people, they get killed all the time.
33:34Worst part is, being here, doing this,
33:37it's just more disrespect for Caitlin.
33:39Yeah, it's, uh...
33:42It's weird.
33:43I mean, she wasn't even the only person who died that day.
33:46Yeah, it's the usual bullshit.
33:48The same sexist woman hating rumors about her.
33:52She was on a honeymoon with the guy she left her husband for,
33:54so that makes her a slut.
33:55And she was wearing lingerie, so that meant I had to be totally naked.
33:59Yeah, it's all, uh, pretty crass.
34:02Yeah.
34:03You know, the awful thing is, the real Caitlin was a sweet woman,
34:06finally out of a bad marriage, back with her high school sweetheart.
34:09And they got one night together.
34:13Not even that.
34:16Yeah, with her second chance.
34:19God knows I know what needing one of them feels like.
34:23It's just so sad and so wrong.
34:27Thanks.
34:32Thanks.
34:36Thanks.
34:37I don't know.
35:07I don't know.
35:37Oh, Ruby.
35:44That is so sad.
35:51Spoiler alert.
35:53I'm not a sucker like your horror mascot in there.
35:56Oh, so scary.
36:20Look at me.
36:21I'm singing.
36:24This weekend is just chill.
36:28So is this motel.
36:29I'm going to burn it all down online.
36:35Foss out there.
36:36All you want.
36:37I'm not even looking.
36:38It's happening my time.
36:42No one thinks of how much blood it costs.
37:06Because that's what I want to read on my motel room door.
37:11It's from Dante's Inferno.
37:12They're all quotes from that.
37:15And the quote for a night here is 335 buckaroos.
37:19And it's funny because I don't remember receiving $335 from you.
37:23You both have been right, generous, allowing us to park on your lot.
37:27But you see, the thing is that the RV park we were supposed to overnight at, they have showers.
37:32And we're not carrying enough water.
37:35So we were just wondering.
37:37No.
37:38No way.
37:38Not this weekend.
37:39But we promised the showers will be even cleaner than before we stepped in.
37:43And they'll be as clean as they are now, because...
37:46Unless you're a paying guest, you're not stepping into one of them.
37:52All right.
37:52All right.
37:59Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.
38:05Hey, don't use up all the hot water.
38:08Room 4.
38:09And stay away from the guests.
38:23Oh.
38:25If the present world go astray, the cause is in you.
38:32You girls might want to take that one to heart.
38:39Damn it, it's out.
39:02All right, let's sit down.
39:16Ruby, you've had your fun.
39:18All right?
39:19Open the door.
39:20I'm getting lightheaded.
39:24Ruby!
39:27Look, I'm serious.
39:29I feel sick.
39:30Just...
39:33This heat is not good for the brain.
39:38Ruby!
39:42Okay.
39:43Look.
39:44I'll be nicer, okay?
39:46I'll even give the place a glowing review.
39:49Just open the goddamn door!
39:54Get me out of here!
39:55Open the door!
39:58Ruby!
39:58Help me!
39:59Help me!
40:00Let me out of here!
40:02Help me!
40:02Let me out of here!
40:03Let me out!
40:05Let me out!
40:23Oh, my son.
40:25No.
40:25No.
40:25No.
40:25No.
40:26No.
40:27No.
40:27No.
40:27No.
40:58We know this symbol.
41:28That's what we think we do.
41:31We call it a pentagram, when in fact, it's a pentacle.
41:38We associate it with Satan, dark magic, when in fact, its original intent was to protect
41:48the bearer from evil spirits while alluring good ones.
41:55Like the spirit of our innocent sister, Caitlin Ridgely, we will strive to commune with, seeking
42:10to answer the question we all want to know, who was the all-too-human demon that slaughtered
42:21Caitlin and seven others 30 years ago?
42:27Now, I call upon you to aid me in summoning forth.
42:40Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin Ridgely, we summon you.
42:53Come to us from the other side, tell us who struck you down.
42:57Caitlin, why won't you cross over to this plague?
43:05One of our tribe is missing.
43:08Hemingway, we're better off without him.
43:12No.
43:13No.
43:14No.
43:15No.
43:16Everyone must be here.
43:17If the circle is not closed, Caitlin's spirit might get confused.
43:21I saw Mr. Hot Air heading towards the spinoff.
43:34Hello?
43:35Hemingway, I hope you're decent...
43:36Hemingway, are you in there?
43:51Hello?
43:53Hemingway!
43:55RUBI!
43:57Hello?
43:59RUBI!
44:01RUBI!
44:03What's going on?
44:05Guys.
44:06Hey!
44:07RUBI!
44:09What's going on?
44:11Guys!
44:13Hey!
44:15RUBI!
44:17What's going on?
44:19What the hell is happening?
44:21I call him but he won't answer.
44:23Why is there a lock on it?
44:24Good lock, commit.
44:27We've got to pry this lock off.
44:29I got it.
44:37Come on, domestic.
44:40Ow!
44:42Oh, my God.
44:45Oh, my God.
44:53That wasn't an accident.
45:06He was left in there to come.
45:08We don't know that friend.
45:09What the hell are you on?
45:11You reached through five inches of cedar and then what?
45:15Put a padlock on there?
45:16Perhaps the padlock was on the outside.
45:17He closes the door.
45:18We don't have a padlock on our sauna.
45:20Why would we?
45:21Look, was this just another one of your sick jokes that went wrong?
45:23Like when you chased Paige through the woods?
45:26Show us your phones.
45:28Why?
45:29See, if you were trying to scare Hemingway through likes on your socials.
45:33We wouldn't do this.
45:34How do we know that?
45:35Because we're not murderers.
45:37It would ruin our business.
45:38Maybe you went too far.
45:39Huh?
45:40How are we supposed to believe some sick, murder-obsessed freak?
45:44Don't you talk to her like that.
45:45Look, there's nothing on this, okay?
45:47But there's no Wi-Fi signal.
45:49What?
45:50What?
45:50He's right.
45:51There's nothing.
45:52I got nothing.
45:53Oh, God.
45:54The satellite is out.
45:56Okay, I'm going to try to reboot the router.
45:57This is feeling very familiar for me, okay?
46:01Hey, I don't trust you.
46:03And I sure as shit do not trust you.
46:05Look, I know we're outsiders, but you need to stop pointing fingers and get the cops out
46:08here right away.
46:11Okay, well, do you know how to fix the satellite?
46:12Or, like, hook up a landline?
46:14Okay, no, I need to stop pointing fingers.
46:15Okay, no, I need to stop pointing fingers.
46:17The roads are all closed anyways.
46:18No one would even get it.
46:20But we can load everyone into our RV and head off someplace safe.
46:24It'll be slow going, but...
46:26Oh, my God!
46:30What the hell?
46:34You still think this is a fucking accident?
46:37You still think this is a bad story?
47:07et farei o dikio.
47:37No!
47:40No!
47:41No!
48:07No!
48:08No!
48:10No!
48:37No!
49:07No!
49:08No!
49:09No!
49:10No!
49:11No!
49:12No!
49:13No!
49:14No!
49:15No!
49:16No!
49:17No!
49:18No!
49:19No!
49:20No!
49:21No!
49:22No!
49:23No!
49:24It's happening again!
49:33Do you think the original murderer has come back?
49:36One of those people killed the chef.
49:39Maybe we have a copycat.
49:42Come on!
49:43One of you is a killer.
49:46I'm not insane!
49:47Drop the knife!
49:48Let me out!
49:51Oh mighty Satan.
49:55Time to begin.
50:06I did not!
50:07you're searching for this murder.
50:08Goodbye.
50:09Are you construed by the
50:22Ready?
50:22And what happened to me was a pied
50:23to me was so questions on the hammest plane.
50:25I thought you'd solve all around the battlefield.
50:27I found you a fortune, too!
50:29To know me, I'd love you een duroep!