- 6/25/2025
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00:00Just a few more steps and...
00:10Ta-da!
00:11It's an old motel.
00:15An amazing way.
00:16And it's a steal.
00:17I'm not surprised.
00:19Real estate is all about vision, Portia.
00:21And your little lady right here has so much, it's scary.
00:24Emphasis on this here.
00:26But with a paint job, cosmetic landscaping, and a snappy neon selfie wall.
00:31Hello, selfies.
00:33Trippy cow skulls.
00:35Okay, okay, that all sounds beautiful.
00:38But why would anybody want to stay here in the middle of nowhere?
00:43Because one of the most infamous mass murders happened at this very spot.
00:50Hey, hear me out.
00:52That your crime industry brings in millions here.
00:55And people will travel around the world just to break into a place like this.
00:58So imagine how much they would pay to legit stay in one.
01:01Little sickos like you.
01:04Thousands.
01:05Throw in the non-themed diner.
01:07Serving a trapped market.
01:09You can't get pizza or Chinese food delivered all the way out here.
01:11You want to eat, you gotta hunt.
01:14Yeah, or I could spend that kind of money on a beautiful winter home in Palm Springs for us with the pool.
01:20Let me think on it.
01:21Of course.
01:22But I know that once you've done your usual market research and you see how famous this place is, you'll agree we're looking at a true crime gold mine.
01:38Murders?
01:39Where the money's at, girl?
01:44So people would pay to come and stay at a place where a massacre took place?
01:49Oh, big bucks.
01:50Oodles of it.
01:51Guaranteed.
01:52Hey, hey, hey!
01:53Stop!
01:54Stop!
01:55Everything we own is in there!
01:56Everything!
01:57Hey, hey, hey!
01:58What are we gonna do?
01:59That was our only way out.
02:00What the hell is the bar?
02:01It's in the shop!
02:02We don't bring up the SUV in until Monday.
02:03Are you kidding me?
02:04You insisted that we come in the goddamn hearse!
02:06It's part of the experience.
02:07We weren't for seeing somebody who would murder a gasp!
02:10Who are they gonna kill next?
02:12We didn't kill anyone!
02:13So let's go in the motel now!
02:14Well, someone's dead in there!
02:15And I for one ain't dying today!
02:16Do you want to figure out what's going on, and what we need to do, then get inside now!
02:34Now
02:57All I'm asking is for everybody to keep their heads about them portion. I are handling
03:01How do we know you didn't kill Hemingway and burn the RV? You strand us here
03:07And then you pick us off one by one in what worlds would that make sense? We are businesswomen
03:13We have spent
03:15$700,000 renovating this place not to mention what it cost to buy the motel
03:21So we're not going to piss away our life savings and ruin our lives in the process
03:27Maybe not you
03:29But you
03:31I'm not so sure. Yeah, me neither
03:34Why me?
03:35All right, let me guess my makeup how I dress no because you're obsessed with the murders that happen. Yeah
03:42Girl, I'm a connoisseur in a slaughter here. I want to be
03:45It's a little too much and with yourself at the center and none of you want to
03:51Really?
03:52every single one of you wanted a piece of true crime history and that is what we delivered total access to the most
04:01Famous murder site in history on our dime. I can't believe how ungrateful you are
04:08The bullying the finger pointing
04:11What if your guest was cooked to death on your watch exactly so thank you so much for the invite, but I want to check out
04:16Yeah, and if they're going I'm going to yeah me too sounds like a good plan. Okay. I just want to put this in people's heads
04:22I've hunted this state the last ten years and it's serious
04:26There's black bear all over and around here. You got gray wolf and mountain lion and this weather's no joke five minutes out there
04:33And you'll be soaked to your skin walk to the woods at night
04:37The wildlife don't kill you
04:39Hypothermia will you're a hunter yep my whole life
04:46Normally I would bow to you letting your primal impulse loose but given the circumstances never boiled my prey to death
04:53How are we supposed to know that?
04:55Listen fella where I come from
04:58You call someone a murderer you better back it up
05:01Prove me wrong big guy
05:04Okay, let's all just let's all just come in
05:07Let's calm down
05:09Okay, everybody go back to your rooms lock your doors back down for the night and by the morning portion
05:15I will have a plan for how we can get out that sounds sensible
05:19I'm going to the kitchen
05:21Myself some food. Yeah, help yourself to whatever you want. Yeah, I'm also gonna help myself to a knife
05:27I suggest everybody else do the same thing. I don't think arming everyone will make anybody safer
05:31Look if I've learned one thing from personal experience crazy murders like these they never stop at just one
05:38What the hell I know you didn't do that chef did you it's not my handiwork, but someone beat us to them
05:54Good news is they'll pin the RV on whoever killed that prick nice work on your talk about the wilderness in the weather
06:01Yeah, we gotta explain it to these city-bred morons that they can't just you know saunter 45 miles to safety
06:07one of those people
06:09killed the chef
06:11It's hard to believe that anyone from that pack of spoiled pussies pulled it off
06:16troll or
06:18Hawaiian might be capable
06:20But the wacky spiritual guy in the artist
06:23Though I wouldn't put it past that freak ruby who runs the place. Yeah, I don't know
06:27Portia seems to put together to be shacked up with a killer
06:31Someone did it and the bigger question is why?
06:35Kids have been dressing up as us for Halloween for years
06:39Maybe we have a copycat or
06:41Or
06:44Maybe we have a real Satanist in our midst you really think so
06:50Someone who understands the portents behind the timing of all this
06:55And wants to complete the ritual for Baphomet a ritual we started
07:02Whoever it is we have to flush them out. We cannot fail again
07:07The gateway must be open to release Baphomet. We should just go and kill them all right now
07:13patience
07:14Patience my love the blood must be spilled as we move along Saturn's orbital period marking its path
07:20Yeah, you spill it all at once or too soon and the blood loses its magic
07:27It won't have the power to open the gate
07:31We don't have another 30 years to wait for Saturn's return so
07:36This must be perfect
07:40Okay
07:42Figure out who's trying to steal our thunder
07:45We'll make them pay with their life
07:48Slow
07:58Someone knows how to use a knife
08:00Someone had to right you already popped your mass murder cherry
08:04Yeah, it's not a joke
08:10I never joke about serial killers
08:14Why don't we room together?
08:17Why would we do that safety in numbers?
08:21Do you trust me?
08:23I trust you
08:25I mean I couldn't hurt
08:26I mean it couldn't hurt
08:27rooming with someone who has already survived something like this
08:31I just
08:32I figure I have a better chance of making it out alive with you by my side
08:35I am alive with you by my side
08:55It was a crime scene so I guess we should lock up down here
08:59Right
09:01Do you think the murderer like the original murderer has come back?
09:07And finish what he started in?
09:09I don't know
09:11I mean did we make this happen by reopening the motel?
09:15No
09:19I promise you
09:21Let's get this done fast
09:23We'll go back to our room, lock our doors
09:25We'll cuddle our way to tomorrow
09:27Okay?
09:33Oh god
09:35We can't just leave him like that
09:37Try and get him someplace cool
09:39Maybe the walk-in fridge
09:43I don't think I can
09:45We got this
09:47And we can do anything
09:48Together
09:51Okay
09:52How are we gonna get him into the kitchen?
09:55Guess we
09:57Pull him out of here
09:59Maybe put him on like a yoga mat and carry him the rest of the way
10:05Sure
10:07What?
10:08What?
10:12Oh god
10:14No
10:15Angela
10:16Oh god
10:19Oh god
10:21Oh god
10:25Oh god
10:26No no
10:27Portia
10:37Andy, shouldn't you be in your room?
10:47I mean, I guess you could say the same for me, but I will not starve to death.
10:54You okay?
10:54I guess writing about true crime isn't the same as being in it, right?
11:08You think we're going to make it?
11:10I can't answer that. No one can.
11:13I know this feels really far away from your regular life.
11:17But Andy, you were built for this.
11:21It's in your ancestral bones.
11:24You are the son of generations of survivors.
11:30Take a breath with me.
11:35Yeah, that's it.
11:38And what I want you to do is I want you to breathe in your ancestors
11:42who fought and who struggled and who survived to get us to this point.
11:48Their genes made us the men we are today.
11:53We're lucky to be here.
11:55We're lucky to have survived to this point.
12:00And honestly,
12:02even in all this madness and challenge,
12:05I'm glad I'm here with you right now.
12:09Thanks.
12:14Cool.
12:16You have, uh,
12:18quite a gift.
12:23How are you so calm?
12:25I mean, are you even a little afraid?
12:28Of course.
12:29But I'm deeply interested in things that we look away from.
12:34That includes fear.
12:36Helps in moments like this.
12:39Whenever life gets scary,
12:41I walk purposefully towards it.
12:46I hope
12:47some of whatever you have
12:50is rubbing off on me, girl.
12:51This is probably the best sandwich I've ever had.
13:00It's soy sauce.
13:01It turns mayo into super mayo.
13:04Wow.
13:06Okay, yeah.
13:08So,
13:09now that you're feeling all full
13:11and happy
13:12and appreciating my culinary secrets,
13:15do you think you could tell me a little bit
13:17about the Sigma Di killer?
13:19The murder you're part of now,
13:25it's not enough for you.
13:26Okay.
13:28Fine.
13:28I had to ask,
13:30but I get it.
13:32Okay, so,
13:33why don't you ask me something?
13:35Anything you want.
13:41You really travel all over the world
13:44just to
13:44bang these guys behind bars?
13:47I do.
13:49It's one of the perks
13:50of being a flight attendant.
13:51I can bang a killer
13:53on every continent.
13:56Like this one time,
13:58I was on a way over
13:59in Berlin
14:00and I met up
14:03with this guy,
14:05Roland Lucas.
14:09He's a murderer
14:09who just got out.
14:10And this guy,
14:12liked the German cliche,
14:13which,
14:14as far as I can tell,
14:15is 100% accurate.
14:18He was kanky.
14:20He had me
14:21all chained up.
14:24Wait,
14:25like actual chains?
14:27Oh, yeah,
14:27they're way better than ropes.
14:28There's no get.
14:29So,
14:30he had me
14:31all chained up,
14:32arms in the air,
14:33totally exposed.
14:35And
14:36you weren't, like,
14:38scared or anything like that?
14:39I don't know.
14:39I was fucking terrified.
14:41But you know what?
14:44It turned on.
14:46Yeah?
14:46A lot.
14:49Fear
14:49and sex
14:51are not so far apart.
14:54Hey, um,
15:13thanks for that
15:14pep talk.
15:15Hey,
15:16it's brave
15:16to be vulnerable.
15:18And thank you
15:18for trusting me enough
15:19to share
15:20what you're going through.
15:22You want to hang out?
15:24I, uh,
15:25swiped a big bag of almonds
15:27that I probably
15:28shouldn't eat alone.
15:30And, I mean,
15:30it would pair really,
15:32really well
15:33with this, uh,
15:35bottle of red.
15:39Andy,
15:40I'm going to make
15:41a run for it
15:42into town.
15:43I'm going to get us
15:44some help.
15:45In this storm?
15:46Doesn't sound like
15:47a good idea.
15:48I think I can make it.
15:50With the work I do,
15:51I've logged many hours
15:52in extreme weather,
15:53heat,
15:54cold.
15:55I'm used to suffering.
15:57Okay, but,
15:58I mean,
15:58you heard that guy.
16:00There's bears,
16:00there's mountain lions.
16:02I can't just sit here
16:04and do nothing.
16:05I will go crazy.
16:09Oh, no.
16:16It says it's
16:17the most waterproof coat
16:18on the market.
16:23Stay safe.
16:42Who is that?
16:43I can't see
16:49who it is exactly.
16:51One of our little lambs
16:52is getting away.
16:53Like hell they are.
17:02We need nine sacrifices
17:04to open that portal.
17:06Can I kill this asshole?
17:07And I'll do some reconnaissance
17:10on my own.
17:14Be careful.
17:16For all we know,
17:17this could be our killer.
17:19I've never bagged me
17:19a killer before.
17:21It's a big offering
17:22for Baphomet.
17:22Bye.
17:52That was...
18:03Owl.
18:05Sad.
18:13I will get
18:14one of the others
18:15to help me tomorrow.
18:18You're gonna be okay?
18:21Just one sleep.
18:22We'll see
18:23till this is over
18:24and until the police
18:25get here.
18:28You should.
18:33I took a bend.
18:37Good.
18:40I'm sorry
18:41for making you do that.
18:45You didn't want to
18:46and I should have.
18:47We should have
18:48never bought this place.
18:50Portia.
18:52Come on,
18:53this was our dream.
18:54No.
18:56No.
18:57This was your dream.
19:00And I never
19:01should have bankrolled
19:02your sick
19:03and perverted nightmare.
19:04this is an awful moment,
19:09but it is one
19:12tiny stumbling block.
19:14Stumbling block?
19:17His arm
19:18fell off
19:19like an overcooked
19:21joint of meat.
19:22and that is what this place
19:25is about, right?
19:25And you love it
19:26for it.
19:27I love this story.
19:28No, you love
19:29all of it.
19:31Your grotesque
19:32obsession
19:33with murder
19:34and the poor people
19:35who died here.
19:36I think that you're
19:37happy that they died.
19:38Of course I'm not.
19:39And now you have
19:40some new victim
19:41to fangirl over.
19:43It's just
19:43your obsessions,
19:46Ruby.
19:46They repulse me.
19:47Like, you repulse me.
20:08I'm sorry.
20:09Okay, I shouldn't
20:10have said that.
20:11It's not you.
20:11It's just,
20:12it's this place.
20:13No.
20:15You meant
20:15every last word.
20:17You don't get
20:18to try and
20:19smooth that over
20:20now.
20:20You don't get
20:21to pretend
20:21that everything
20:23we have been
20:23building
20:24is suddenly
20:25perverted
20:25and disgusting.
20:27I am so tired.
20:30I'm being
20:30good on a
20:30such a project.
20:32I'm so tired.
20:33I'm never
20:34living up here.
20:35You're all here
20:36than now.
20:37I stand here.
20:38So you can go
20:38screw yourself,
20:39Portia.
20:44You know what?
20:46Better yet,
20:47paint a target
20:48on your chest.
20:49He let that
20:50murdering bastard
20:51try and find
20:52your heart
20:53and rip it
20:55straight out of you.
20:56You know what?
20:59I can't do this yet.
21:00You're
21:02not
21:03I can't do this yet.
21:04All right.
21:34You run, that beast will run you down.
21:39He'll be eating you living before you get back up the top of this road.
21:44I'm going to stand your ground and scare it off.
21:47Move on, you bastard!
21:50Get out of here!
21:51Move on, get!
21:52Get!
22:16You can just keep that.
22:19Jumpy bugger, aren't you?
22:23What are you doing out here?
22:25What I was saying about you.
22:27I'm going to get his help.
22:29You're going to become a chew toy.
22:30Which is why I told everyone else to wait until at least sunrise.
22:34I guess I forgot the part where I take orders from you.
22:43What's your real name?
22:46Don't say Crow.
22:47Because that is some made up Indian roll caca.
22:51I only got your first name.
22:53Floyd Dantry.
22:55What's yours?
22:57You got ID, Floyd Dantry?
22:58I lost it in the RV fire.
23:01That's convenient.
23:03You suspect me of something?
23:05I suspect everybody.
23:07Except Hemingway.
23:09So you and your wife, you just show up.
23:13That's some out of the way hole in the wall motel that you apparently don't know about.
23:15And some mysterious fire destroys your RV.
23:16Yeah, I suspect that a bunch and you would too.
23:17So why don't you tell me what you're really doing here?
23:18How about I show you?
23:22Well, where are you?
23:23Well, where are you?
23:24Yes, I didn't have to worry.
23:25Didn't know you'd have company.
23:27Yeah, no.
23:28There's nothing to worry about.
23:29Yeah, I suspect that a bunch and you would too. So why don't you tell me what you're really doing here?
23:37How about I show you?
23:47Yes, I didn't have to worry you know you'd have company
23:52Yeah, no, there's nothing to worry about
23:55Well, the wolf he just ran into says otherwise mother nature
23:59She could be one mean dangerous bitch. Okay, wait. You saw one wolf
24:06There'll probably be others nearby we should go no no no I'm not I'm not gonna sit on my hands in that motel Andy
24:12Talk some sense into him Floyd. I came out here to do
24:16He insists on this foolishness. I just wow
24:20Can't let him go on this track alone. I ain't that kind of guy
24:29Oh
24:33Yeah, I guess it can't wait till morning
24:35Good man
24:37Sane man
24:38Oh
24:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? I do? I do I do I just
25:00It feels like we're moving maybe a little bit too fast, don't you think?
25:05But like Hemingway
25:07Oh, Hemingway just reminds me that life is short
25:09Oh, Hemingway just reminds me that life is short
25:10You know a little better than anyone, right?
25:11You know a little better than anyone, right?
25:12Wow
25:13And when you know what you want, why should you wait for it?
25:15Uh huh
25:16I mean, I really, really
25:19I think I'm not what you want
25:22I think I'm not what you want
25:23Is to see
25:24I'm so
25:26Eh?
25:28Well, um
25:29You don't have to be embarrassed
25:30You don't have to hide anything from your boy
25:31I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
25:32I just, I
25:34Why do you want to see them?
25:40Oh my God
25:45I'm gonna take this out of the room
25:46Okay
25:57Oh my God
26:04You were sliced
26:05You were diced
26:13Exactly
26:15Yeah, it's a
26:16Poker, a fireplace poker
26:19It's not that's what the good thing I want
26:22I've got a feeling you want it to
26:24Oh
26:29Oh, uh
26:32No way
26:34No, no, no, I
26:36I don't think so
26:37I also
26:38I don't know if
26:39Now's the
26:40The right time
26:43For something like that
26:45There's a murderer
26:47Out in the halls
26:49And
26:51Really
26:52Okay
26:54Oh, Jesus
27:02Okay
27:06Look
27:13Locked
27:15Okay
27:16Locked
27:17Locked
27:18Locked
27:19Locked
27:20You're safe
27:23You're safe
27:24Well
27:25Safe as you want to be
27:28Safe as you want to be
27:30Safe as you want to be
27:46Yes
27:48You're safe
27:49Okay.
28:16Okay.
28:18Okay.
28:31Yeah.
28:40Who's my good boy?
28:49Oh, shit.
28:51Okay.
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29:00Okay.
29:01Okay.
29:02Okay.
29:03Okay.
29:04Okay.
29:05Okay.
29:06Put that away.
29:22But I like it.
29:24No, put it away.
29:25It's funny.
29:26What is that for?
29:27No, no, no.
29:27Unlock the cuffs.
29:29Shh, shh, calm down.
29:31Don't worry about it.
29:32You're safe.
29:33Unlock the cuffs.
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29:33Unlock the fucking cuffs!
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30:06I thought this was an art installation, not a performance art piece.
30:10This? This is all shit.
30:13I thought it looked pretty damn good.
30:16Soda?
30:27Cheers.
30:29Cheers.
30:29Isn't this just part of that artistic process we all hear about?
30:37You try to make something great, you doubt it.
30:43No. I've spent my entire career translating these horrors into visual, visceral media.
30:50But all this time, I've been nothing but a hack.
30:53Come on. Why are you saying that?
30:56Seeing actual murder? I'm close and personal?
30:58What I was doing was just play acting.
31:01You're being too hard on yourself.
31:03No way. You saw Hemingway. You saw his body.
31:06That's what murder is. That was the real deal.
31:10Everything I do is just a photocopy.
31:14Maybe you need to try your hand at murder.
31:20What I'm saying is, if you need to invest yourself in your art, that might be your only option.
31:34Or you can just try changing your earth to something less bloody.
31:40Do you think you could do that?
31:44Kill someone?
31:47In the heat of the moment, sure.
31:50We all have a killer hiding within us.
31:53Jesus, you gave me a heart attack.
32:15Well, it could have been a lot worse.
32:17You should be in your room. Doors locked.
32:19Yeah, but who's talking?
32:20Crow here thought he could walk 12 plus hours to get help.
32:33Hold on. Save your complex, this guy.
32:35I'm going to bed.
32:36Yeah, me too. I'm beat.
32:38And Cheryl's probably worried.
32:40Good night.
32:41And sleep with the angels.
32:42I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him.
32:55Who, that good old boy?
32:56And his machete.
32:58We're all carrying weapons.
33:00I get that.
33:03But I'm a very good reader of people, Andy.
33:05And that guy, with his glaring eyes and his tough guy stance, that guy's a killer.
33:12Trust me.
33:13All of me, he gives off weird vibes.
33:15But he could have killed us both out there if he wanted.
33:18Return back to the motel.
33:19No one the wiser.
33:20He's biding his time until he can pull off something Hemingway-level awful.
33:24And you know what that means.
33:29The rest of us, we have to stay on guard.
33:32We have to stick together.
33:33We have to stay on guard.
33:57Lloyd.
34:00What are you doing out there?
34:02Ending your outdoor things.
34:03I hope you wiped off all that mud.
34:06Because if you damage any of the wood, you'll be charged for it.
34:18Our soul must be dispatched to hell.
34:21Not in the middle of the goddamn hallway, Floyd.
34:24I swear.
34:26Left to your own devices.
34:33Where's your sweetheart?
34:47Can we tell him?
34:49You're not the only one that said things she shouldn't have.
34:59I'm sorry for all of it.
35:05Portia?
35:06Love?
35:08I swear.
35:12I swear.
35:12Huh.
35:12I swear.
35:13I swear.
35:17I swear.
35:29I swear.
35:30Stupid, stupid, idiot.
36:00You did not drink, fight her, phantom.
36:09I cannot stay here.
36:11I cannot stay here cooped up.
36:15Tell me that wasn't amazing.
36:18Tell me that wasn't the hottest, craziest sex you've ever had in your entire life.
36:25That was something.
36:28That was everything.
36:34Can you do the other hand?
36:36I guess.
36:37Since you've done such a good work.
36:46I'm free, though.
36:48Here's a question.
36:49It's definitely on my mind.
36:51Who do you think is going to bite the bullet next?
36:53I'd really rather not think about that.
37:00You should, because if we don't figure out who the killer is, he or she will strike an end.
37:06And we want to make sure we're out of here safe before they call our number.
37:10So, who do you think is going to be?
37:14I don't know.
37:14Oh, I have a better question.
37:16Who do you want it to be?
37:19No one.
37:23Look, I know, after everything you've been through, that life is precious and all that.
37:28But come on, you're human.
37:31There's got to be someone who you wish meets the chewing end of a chainsaw.
37:37You could totally kill someone here and get away with it.
37:40I mean, you could just do it and then blame the psycho murderer, right?
37:43So, who would that be?
37:44Okay, so for me, I think it would be Prissy Page.
37:50Yeah.
37:50I did kind of like the first Doom Service, and she was okay in it.
37:55But if I'm honest, each sequel was worse than the last.
37:58And that was because of how grating she was.
38:01Always running and crying and being all self-righteous.
38:05I mean, it's boring.
38:07And her sex scenes, my God.
38:09She screws like someone who's never seen a dick.
38:12Yeah.
38:15Yeah, we kill her.
38:17And then once we're out of here, safe and sound,
38:20we translate all the fame and fortune into another book for you.
38:25And an acting career for me.
38:27I could play Caitlin in the next Doom Service.
38:29Or actually, no, I should just play myself.
38:32I'm more badass, definitely sexier.
38:34People would eat me up.
38:39What do you think?
38:41Want to be famous?
38:42That was messed up.
38:45Oh, come on.
38:47I'm just playing what if.
38:48Yeah, about murdering an innocent woman who hasn't done a thing to you.
38:53Okay, it doesn't have to be her.
38:55We could save her for last.
38:59Yeah, Paige's death would have to be poetic.
39:02A has-been actor.
39:04How do we kill them?
39:07Replace a prop knife with a real knife.
39:09Oh, no, I know.
39:11I know.
39:12Blake, we cram all our bad reviews down her throats.
39:15What, Blake?
39:20I'm joking.
39:21Jesus.
39:22Are you?
39:25Yes.
39:25Oh, Blake.
39:29Jesus.
39:30Oh.
39:31I'm not a monster.
39:34I misunderstood.
39:36That was fun.
39:37That was fun.
39:46Pussy.
39:47Pussy.
40:17Pussy.
40:47Do we even need that?
40:49I mean, I can just set us up on a texting system instead.
40:53It's the actual bell they had here the night of the murders.
40:56Ah, you didn't tell me that.
40:58No, because you'd get all freaked out.
41:02We want you to be happy and enjoy what we're doing.
41:07Because what we're doing, babe,
41:09is starting the next chapter of our lives together.
41:13I would just enjoy the weekend so much more
41:16if our closest neighbors weren't hours away.
41:18All the best horror takes place in isolation.
41:21Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods.
41:23The Shining.
41:25Wow.
41:26The Portia I met and fell in love with
41:28would have thought The Shining was just some kind of yoga retreat.
41:34Trust me.
41:36This is good.
41:38I trust you with my life.
41:46I guess they're here.
41:48I guess they're here.
41:50I've prescribed it actually.
41:52I'm wrong.
41:53Mm-hmm.
41:54I'm careful.
41:55Don't know that all that Syndrome would steal.
41:56It's universal, right?
41:57I don't know, but I think I'm sure that,
41:58but...
42:00Like, it isn't lo-
42:34Of course, did you hear that?
43:04I'm raining like cats and dogs.
43:21There must be a week somewhere.
43:23There must be a week somewhere.
43:53There must be a week somewhere.
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