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EastEnders 24th June 2025

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00:00I've got the face on it.
00:17Anyone, I think I was giving you a bed bath.
00:20I could have done this myself, couldn't I?
00:21Yeah, you could, just really badly.
00:23Morning, Phil.
00:24I'm, uh...
00:25Uh, Kat's come round to dress... dress me up.
00:27What happened to you, Ron?
00:31I, uh, I was carrying out a pound of hot water when I had tripped.
00:35Well, you want to be careful.
00:36Your balance falls off a cliff in old age.
00:39Listen to that, or you'll be the one falling off a cliff.
00:41You heard that.
00:42If anything happens to me, you're my witness.
00:45Anyone want, um...
00:48You stuck them on the fridge yesterday.
00:51You... Do you remember who they are?
00:53Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:54That's Mrs. C.
00:56Uh, Debbie and Claire, Julie, Josh.
01:01It feels like only yesterday.
01:03What does?
01:04Being with, um...
01:06Julie and Debbie.
01:08Not at the same time, I hope.
01:14She died, didn't she, Debbie?
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:18Yeah, she did, mate.
01:19Right, I'd better get going.
01:20See if the boys are ready.
01:21I'll pop back later, yeah?
01:23Cheers.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Yeah, cheers.
01:25I know I get muddled from time to time,
01:34and I know that, um, you must find it hard.
01:39Uh, but I want you to know that I'm...
01:44I'm grateful to be here with you.
01:47All right, Tommy.
01:56Yeah, I'm coming back now.
01:59All right, darling.
02:00See you in a bit.
02:01Oh, so we're actually going through with this charade, then, are we?
02:13It's not a charade if it gets Barney back on track.
02:17Oh, you've got to be kidding.
02:19My fault's entirely, son.
02:21Oh, don't be so miserable.
02:25All right?
02:26Half Christmas has its benefits, remember?
02:30You want me half cut using heavy machinery?
02:32You're trying to bump me off and all.
02:34Oh, yes.
02:35I wasn't sure you were actually going to go through with it.
02:37Yeah, of course we are.
02:39Half Christmas is back, darling.
02:40It's going to be better than ever.
02:42Can I help decorate the tree?
02:44Oh, Barney, you know my feelings on that.
02:48Look, it's a job for an artist.
02:50If I need a little help, your dad's here to help.
02:53There's 20 quid in my purse.
02:55Go and enjoy yourself.
02:56Oh, thanks, Mum.
02:58Thanks, Mum.
03:00Do you remember why we started this stupid tradition?
03:04Oh, nothing to say.
03:08And what about Zach?
03:10Shireen?
03:12Nothing to say about them either?
03:14No.
03:15No, it's better we just sit round the table,
03:17pulling crackers and eating a turkey no-one wants.
03:20Like none of it happened.
03:22Will it happen, Bon?
03:25Oh.
03:27Bonnie!
03:39All right?
03:40Look, kids.
03:41No, they're at school.
03:44Has Yolanda said anything to you about the kids having a party round hers tomorrow?
03:48I've had Tommy in my ear hole.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Dental's babysitting, isn't he?
03:52Oh, is that right?
03:53Yeah.
03:54Because when I asked Tommy if he'd take the twins with him, he said it was for older boys
03:57only.
03:59Trying to pull a fast one.
04:01He thinks he can get away with anything because Alfie ain't here.
04:03You know what you were saying yesterday about feeling lonely?
04:08I mean, it's totally understandable why you would want to, you know, find someone, like
04:16a companion.
04:19I just saw you leaving Phil's house.
04:21Seriously.
04:23Alfie goes walkabouts and I'm sleeping with my ex.
04:27Well, you said you're lonely, which means you're vulnerable.
04:29Yeah, I am.
04:30But we're not all Harvey jumping into bed with our neighbours at the drop of a flaming act.
04:35Right.
04:35Well, I'm glad you're clear about your feelings.
04:37Just make sure Phil is.
04:45Alfie!
04:46You need to see this for what it is.
04:49Mum's making out she's doing it for you, but she ain't.
04:51Well, at least she's doing something.
04:52What are you doing, Harry?
04:53Just moaning as usual.
04:55Billy, we're having a celebration around last tomorrow.
04:58Did you want to come?
04:59You're hanging on your birthday, is it?
05:01No, no, it's a half Christmas tradition we have.
05:04Half Christmas?
05:04It's Mum's idea.
05:07It's ridiculous.
05:08One year she ruined Christmas so bad she invented half Christmas to make up for it.
05:12Half Christmas.
05:13Paper over the cracks.
05:15Yeah, I know.
05:15And now she's doing it again, trying to win Barnover.
05:18Make him forget what she's done.
05:20Yeah, but you see right through her.
05:22So why are you letting her get away with it?
05:25Come on, see you tomorrow.
05:26See you later.
05:31Amy, are you going around Denzel's tomorrow night?
05:33I'll be alright.
05:35So no, I'm just good to know I'm not the only one going.
05:38I'll be there.
05:39Anything to get on the house.
05:43He's missing Charlie and Lily, so I wouldn't count on him being much fun.
05:46To be honest, he wasn't the one I was looking to have some fun with.
05:50Grinch.
05:50I know of Arnie's probably told you all sorts about me, but most of that ain't true.
05:55I'm actually quite a sensitive guy.
05:57Is that right?
05:58Come tomorrow and I'll prove it.
06:00We could hang out now.
06:02Come on, I'll let you buy me some chips.
06:03I know she's a copper's daughter, right?
06:05What's that supposed to mean?
06:06Well, if you don't think mad tomorrow night, she's probably going to snitch.
06:09Is that really what you think of me?
06:13What was that?
06:15I was just trying to protect her.
06:16Me or her?
06:17I'm starting to think you ain't a real man, Tommy.
06:22I'm starting to think you're more like a woman.
06:24I'm weak.
06:33Can you believe a fella was going to throw all these away?
06:36Yeah, I can, because no one watches DVDs anymore.
06:40All the swapping shirts just away against some mug to save you going to the tip.
06:43You're a philist, don't you know that?
06:44This is a treasure trove of classic horror.
06:48Tonight, you and me are going to watch my all-time favourite, The Exorcist.
06:53No, I can't.
06:54You can't.
06:55Lex is going, man.
06:57Me granddaughter.
06:59Oh, we're crying out loud tonight.
07:00She comes around here all the time.
07:02I can't be expected to know everyone and everything, can I?
07:05It's too much.
07:06All right, all right, all right.
07:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:07Look, did you want to carry that up to you?
07:09No, no, I can do it myself.
07:14Phil, don't look at me like that.
07:41Hi.
07:47Oh, morning.
07:48Morning, Linda.
07:50I just came to check that everything is still okay for Patrick's party tomorrow.
07:53Do not worry.
07:54Everything is under control.
07:56It's going to be magnificent.
07:58Look, I know I haven't been pulling my weight recently, but I'm back now, firing on all cylinders.
08:03The party is going to be a tour de force.
08:05A surprise party?
08:07Secret?
08:07Of course.
08:10Thank you, ladies.
08:13Oh.
08:14Jean.
08:17Jean.
08:18What, are you okay?
08:19Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
08:22A little bit tired, maybe, because I was up before the crack of dawn on an agency clean, but, um, yeah.
08:29I was going to ask you if you could help me again today, but you're probably too tired.
08:34No, I'd love to.
08:36Not that I'm, um, shorter things to do, you understand, but, um, no, I'd love to help.
08:40Well, I am going to pack Patrick over here with his, his crosswords, and, um, I need somebody to make sure that he stays here until I finish making his birthday cake.
08:50He could do that for me.
08:51Yeah, I'd love to.
08:54See you.
09:00Did you have done with the sign in the blaze on the ice cream?
09:02Oh, I know, I ain't got time.
09:03I said I'd meet early in ten minutes, going with Panesar accounts.
09:07To be honest with you, I think my punkies is stretching the budget.
09:10I also ain't getting enough hours at the timber yard, and I've got your sister breathing down one minute to pay her back.
09:14Well, she wouldn't be pestering you if you'd paid up in time.
09:17Oh.
09:18You all right?
09:20What do you want?
09:22Nothing.
09:23It's about Barney.
09:28We've got this tradition round our gaff.
09:31Half Christmas.
09:32It's like the second Christmas halfway through the year.
09:34To be honest, it's kind of embarrassing, but I was wondering if you wanted to come.
09:40Me?
09:42What, come around yours after what you did?
09:43You having a laugh?
09:44It's not my idea, mate.
09:46It's Barney's.
09:48Yeah, now he's had time to think everything through.
09:50He's got it in his head that he wants to get to know you more.
09:54To be honest, I think I talked him out of it, so he probably won't say nothing to you.
09:58But it's what he wants.
10:03Look, I wish none of this ever happened, yeah?
10:05But it has.
10:07So now, we've all just got to do what's best for Barney.
10:15Anyway, invitation's there if you want it.
10:17I wonder if his mum and dad are across that invitation.
10:23I don't care.
10:24Barney wants me there.
10:27As far as I'm concerned, that's the only invitation that counts, isn't it?
10:29Here you are, darling.
10:35You're welcome.
10:38Well, I'll get to your drink.
10:39Let me.
10:40What would you like, Jane?
10:41Out with lime and soda.
10:43Sure.
10:43Thanks.
10:44It's probably best if you go, you know, keep things civilised.
10:48Yeah, well, we tried that yesterday, didn't we?
10:50Lime and soda, large rum and a pint, please.
10:59That meant to intimidate me.
11:01I'm just getting around here.
11:02Mum, please.
11:04You're barred from here.
11:06You know you are.
11:07Here we go again.
11:08You can't bar me from your own pub.
11:11It's not your pub anymore.
11:14It's mine.
11:15Well, my brief says differently.
11:17She told me that I have a legal claim to the place, so...
11:20you can get my round in, or I can come round the other side and serve myself.
11:24Linda.
11:45Well, he seems calm now.
11:48Yeah, well, that's the way it goes with him.
11:50You know, he gets stressed.
11:51I back off.
11:52He watches the film.
11:53Half an hour.
11:53He's all right again.
11:54So he's found a way to deal with his stress.
11:56What about you?
11:58If you ask me, you need a break.
11:59Why don't you just get someone in?
12:01No, no.
12:02He wouldn't like that.
12:03Well, send him away a couple of times a week, then.
12:06What's it called?
12:06Respite care.
12:08No, no, no.
12:10Thanks, but he ain't going anywhere.
12:13Problem?
12:15Oh, it's George saying thanks.
12:18He's getting told up for his divorce.
12:20He's...
12:21Well, I gave him Richie's phone number this morning.
12:23Don't seem too happy about it.
12:25Yeah, well, I think Richie is.
12:27You know, she wants everything to be a fight.
12:29Sometimes you want that, sometimes you don't.
12:31I don't remember her being that bad when we got divorced.
12:33Well, that's because I kept her on a tight leash.
12:36Let's just say, my heart won't, innit?
12:40Who wants to watch the wicker man?
12:43Pagan atrocities in the Outer Hebrides, anyone?
12:46No, I'd better get going.
12:48There'll be pagan atrocities across the road.
12:50Right, uh, you'll come back later, though, won't you?
12:53You know, for dinner, maybe?
12:54Oh, well, um, Lexi's coming around, so...
12:58Well, isn't that?
12:59Reminds me I've got to get some food in.
13:01Oh, no need.
13:01Uh, Julie can rustle up my feast out of nothing.
13:06Yeah, sorry, I forget.
13:08I forget sometimes.
13:11And sometimes it's...
13:13It's like it was only yesterday.
13:15A shock a bit.
13:16Hearing that Julie had died,
13:20me and Grant going to pick up Claire from school
13:23and taking her to the park,
13:24sitting her down on the bench.
13:25It's all just like it was yesterday.
13:28Nigel, that wasn't Julie.
13:30That was... that was Debbie.
13:31Julie's...
13:32Julie's still alive, remember?
13:36Yeah.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah, you're right.
13:38Yeah, of course.
13:41Right, I'll come back later with some food, yeah?
13:43I always cook too much.
13:44And Alfie's not here, so I'll have loads left over,
13:47so, um, you might as well have it.
13:49See you a bit later.
13:50Yeah, yeah.
13:51See you later.
13:52Yeah.
14:04You know no-one eats them, right?
14:06That's not the point.
14:07It's the family tradition.
14:09We ain't family.
14:11Girl can have dreams at Christmas, can't she?
14:13This June.
14:15And it's a sham.
14:17And it don't mean nothing.
14:19Try telling that to Barney.
14:22Like all of this,
14:24it's for him.
14:25Cos putting a smile on that boy's face
14:27is all I care about right now.
14:32Well, perhaps it is a bit bare.
14:35Even for half Christmas.
14:37Yeah, well,
14:40Santa's little help I went walkabout, didn't he?
14:56Listen, this colleague of yours
14:58that looked over the post nub,
15:00you rate him, yeah?
15:01Of course, why?
15:03I just want to make sure everything's watertight.
15:06Yeah, it's as watertight as things like this can be.
15:09Well, I mean,
15:09occasionally the court determines
15:11there's grounds to overturn him,
15:12but it's right there.
15:13Well, call him, please.
15:15I want it double-checked.
15:17There, let me see now.
15:19That is 12 across, huh?
15:21Sussex Resort.
15:23Two words.
15:24Last word beginning with R.
15:26Regis.
15:28Impressive.
15:29Bognor Regis.
15:31We went paddleboarding near there
15:33with the Wendy's.
15:35Harvey got attacked by a nocturl.
15:42You all right?
15:44Yeah, yeah.
15:48I'm just nipping to the loo.
15:53Right, so,
15:54the cake's out the oven.
15:55Right.
15:57Is that a code for something?
15:59No, no, no, no.
16:00The cake is, like,
16:01literally out of the oven.
16:03Now, you and Andy,
16:04she wants you to take him home now
16:06so that we can bring
16:06some of the decorations over here.
16:08How?
16:09Well, I don't know.
16:10Did you tell him
16:11you want him to show you
16:13his over-approval?
16:14I don't know.
16:15Patrick,
16:23Patrick,
16:24this might sound
16:25ever so strange,
16:26but, um,
16:27I've always wanted to see
16:28your over-proof.
16:30Si.
16:30surely you mean tears.
16:33What?
16:35George.
16:38Go on,
16:38let me get it.
16:40See you a bit.
16:42What you said to Mum
16:43about, um,
16:45you know,
16:46having the right to be here.
16:47I just don't have to be grand.
16:49She's been bossing now.
16:50I can't have that.
16:50Yeah,
16:51I understand.
16:52Believe me,
16:52she's been unbearable.
16:54But I am asking you,
16:55please,
16:56not to make life harder
16:57just to prove a point.
17:01Yeah.
17:05Well, look after yourself
17:06and those lovely kids of yours.
17:10See you later.
17:20So,
17:21what and what they got you doing, then?
17:23I've got to write a story
17:24based on something
17:26that happened in my life.
17:28I don't know what to write about.
17:30Well,
17:30Nigel's always good at that.
17:32He was always a creative one.
17:35Lex needs, uh,
17:36to write a story about her life.
17:37And that'll be right, could you?
17:38Yeah, yeah,
17:39marvellous.
17:40Nice one.
17:40So, um,
17:41what do you want to write about her?
17:45Well,
17:45she says we should think about
17:48entertaining the reader,
17:49but
17:49I think it's something
17:51that never happens to me, so...
17:53Oh.
17:53Something must have happened.
17:56Well, my dad's in prison in America.
17:59I suppose some people might think
18:00that was exciting.
18:02Hmm.
18:03What about your mum?
18:03She died,
18:06but
18:07you knew that, didn't you?
18:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
18:13Um,
18:14I think
18:15what your teachers
18:17want you to do
18:19is write something truthful,
18:21something that matters to you,
18:22so, um,
18:24why don't you write about your mum?
18:26I know that would be
18:28definitely something
18:29I'd be honoured
18:30to read.
18:35Oh, sorry.
18:38Hey, man,
18:39I'm going to have to ask you
18:40to be my crossword partner
18:42more often.
18:43No.
18:44Oh, that's your overproof.
18:48Oh, see?
18:48Oh, yeah.
18:49Well, it must be very special
18:51if you have to keep it
18:52under lock and key.
18:53Oh, well, if I didn't,
18:55Kim would turn this liquid gold
18:58into banana cocktail
19:00or something foolish.
19:02I'm surprised that you
19:04are interested in my, um,
19:06rum collection.
19:07I would say you're more of a
19:09white wine kind of girl.
19:11I am, really,
19:12if I do drink,
19:13I'm not supposed to,
19:14but, um,
19:14I'm always open to new experiences
19:16and I've always wanted to taste
19:17just a little bit.
19:18Well, you see,
19:19I brought this back from Trinidad
19:20in 2003,
19:23and that was the same trip
19:25that I met you, Landy.
19:27Yeah, so one
19:28love of my life
19:30reminds me of the other.
19:32Aw, how romantic.
19:35Did you always know
19:36you were meant to be together?
19:37Oh, yeah, man.
19:39But it took us a while, though.
19:41You know, she comes, she goes.
19:44The part is never straight,
19:46but we got there in the end.
19:47Yeah?
19:49Eh?
19:53Oh!
19:56Oh, wow, there.
19:58I don't think Harvey
19:59and I will ever
20:00get back together.
20:03Can't even rely on family.
20:05But the family's tight, right?
20:07Well, you'd have thought so,
20:08wouldn't you?
20:09Um, but
20:10sometimes I wonder
20:11if I know any of them at all.
20:12I mean, take Cat, for example.
20:13Some of the things she says to me,
20:15I wonder if I ever
20:16known her at all.
20:17Well, it seems to me
20:18that you and Cat
20:19should sit down
20:20and have a talk, you know,
20:22with your own rum.
20:24So, go on.
20:27Talk to her.
20:28Oh, no, I can't go now.
20:31Don't worry.
20:32I'm not going anyplace
20:33that I'm not supposed to be.
20:36Listen, now, man,
20:37half a dozen people have asked me
20:39what time is my party tomorrow.
20:41Oh, it's supposed to be a surprise.
20:45Don't worry.
20:46I've got a surprise.
20:47So, go on.
20:50Have a talk.
20:52Hmm?
20:55My biggest worry
20:56is that I'll forget her.
20:57So, sometimes
20:58I get my dad, Jay,
21:00to play some of the videos
21:01of her on his phone.
21:03And when I see her,
21:04it's like she never left.
21:09You want me to stop?
21:10No.
21:12No, I love it.
21:13It's, um,
21:14it's a wonderful tribute
21:16to your mum.
21:16It's just that, um...
21:19I get scared
21:21that I'll forget people, too.
21:28I recognise Mrs. Cotton
21:29cos she used to live round here.
21:31Yeah, they all did.
21:32Well, you...
21:33You recognise your, um,
21:35your great-uncle Grant,
21:36of course.
21:37You met him.
21:38He looks a bit like Grandad,
21:39but I like Grandad more.
21:41Well, your Grandad's
21:42a very special man.
21:43I don't know
21:45what I'd do without him.
21:46Who's that?
21:47It's my daughter, Claire.
21:49And is that her mum?
21:52Yeah.
21:55Who's that?
21:57Uh...
21:58That is Julie.
22:01Uh...
22:02Um...
22:03Who's that?
22:04It's Debbie.
22:05She's so pretty.
22:08Were you married?
22:11Yeah.
22:16But...
22:17You're still married to Julie?
22:20Yeah.
22:23If you're still married,
22:25why aren't you with her?
22:26Yeah.
22:27Um...
22:27Because I...
22:31I was worried.
22:32Uh, um...
22:33I didn't want her to feel, um...
22:36I didn't mean to make you upset.
22:42No, you didn't.
22:42You don't.
22:43It's just, um...
22:44I get worried that I'll forget things,
22:49but, um...
22:50Maybe it'd be better
22:53if they were forgotten.
22:54Tommy let me in.
23:03Do you want a drink?
23:04No.
23:05I've had plenty.
23:08Listen, Jean,
23:09what I said to you this morning...
23:10It's all right.
23:11There's no need to apologise.
23:12I should never have accused you
23:14being with Phil.
23:15No, but you're right.
23:17I'm sorry I've hurt you.
23:18It smells good.
23:23Yeah, it's for Phil and Nigel.
23:25Phil's struggling right now,
23:26and if he don't get any help,
23:27he's gonna sink, so...
23:31Alex?
23:38Nigel?
23:48Are you okay?
23:56I don't feel good.
23:58Come and sit down.
24:03There's...
24:03There's something I have to tell you,
24:05and I don't know how to do it.
24:09It's okay.
24:11Just so.
24:14It's...
24:15It's been a terrible accident,
24:17and...
24:18Your mum's dead.
24:20I'm sorry.
24:21I'm so sorry.
24:22Nigel,
24:23what do you think you're doing?
24:25I have to tell her.
24:26What, her mum's dead?
24:27She thinks she don't know.
24:31Claire.
24:33This ain't Claire, all right?
24:34This happened before we vote, remember?
24:36Look.
24:37Debbie's dead.
24:38Yeah, Debbie died 30 years ago, mate.
24:40We've been talking about it
24:41for the last three days.
24:42Let's just get inside.
24:43Let's get inside.
24:44I'm so sorry.
24:45You all right, Lex?
24:50You're just sad, Grandad.
25:00Yesterday, you said that looking after Nigel is saving you.
25:03And I believe you.
25:04I don't think it's saving her.
25:07He's killing you,
25:08and you need help.
25:09Listen, I...
25:09I made Nigel, I promise, all right?
25:12You're just gonna fob him off on some stranger.
25:14You don't have to be a stranger.
25:17Listen, Nigel's clear, all right?
25:19He don't want Julie drawn into this.
25:21And anyway, he never agreed a bit.
25:23Well, then we don't ask him.
25:25He'll be on that now.
25:26Just call her, Phil.
25:29I'm scared.
25:30I'm scared for you,
25:32because you're too pig-headed to ask for help.
25:34And six months down the line,
25:35you could be back in that mental health unit.
25:39Or worse.
25:40Yeah, got it.
25:53Thanks.
25:57Well, better give the neighbours that to talk about.
26:00Yeah.
26:01We could give them something else to talk about, too.
26:04You and me,
26:05half Christmas Eve,
26:06boys are in bed.
26:07Do you remember?
26:08Don't, Nick.
26:10Don't what?
26:10You know what?
26:12Oh, you haven't gone all shy, have you?
26:14My naughty little elf.
26:16You really think I'd go back there
26:17after what you've done?
26:19I only put up with you because of them boys.
26:22So let's make this very clear.
26:25I think you're a nasty,
26:28toxic mess of a person, Nick.
26:30The most selfish, manipulative human
26:33I have ever had the misfortune of meeting,
26:35let alone marry.
26:36How can you say that to me?
26:38I am the mother of your children.
26:40Yes, you are.
26:42Ain't God help them.
26:44And they're the only reason I tolerate you.
26:46But make no mistake.
26:48I despise you.
26:50I hate the very bones in your body.
26:54And even to look at you now makes me feel sick.
26:56No!
26:58No!
26:58No!
26:59No!
26:59Stop it, Nick.
27:01Stop it!
27:01Stop it, Nick!
27:02Stop it!
27:03Stop it!
27:03Stop it,지고등!
27:04Stop it, man!
27:04Stop it!
27:04Stop it, Nick!
27:06Stop it, Nick!
27:07Stop it, Nick!
27:07Stop it!
27:09Stop it, Nick!
27:10Stop it, Nick!
27:10Stop it, Nick!
27:12Stop it!
27:14Just stop it.
27:14Stop it...
27:16Stop it, Nick!
27:18иб At me!
27:20You're dead.
27:23Don't stop it, Nick!
27:25Stop it.
27:26Stop that, Nick!
27:27It's okay, Ned!
27:28It's okay.
27:29Sorry.
27:29Often, I see, the evil我们
27:29ports fellowship.