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EastEnders 19th June 2025

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00:00Hey! Morning, wife. Are you asleep all right?
00:21I'm not officially your wifey yet.
00:23I know, I know.
00:24We're signing the register later, aren't we?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Who are you?
00:29Hey, nothing. Come on, bring it in.
00:30Come on, bring it in.
00:31I'm just getting excited about making it official, that's all.
00:34Excited?
00:35Yep.
00:36A bloke getting up before his alarm, excited about a marriage.
00:38Suspicious is a word, I call it.
00:40It's like Tommy bunking off and now he's skipping into school at the crack.
00:45Drinking last week.
00:47I'm worried about him.
00:49And you?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Guys, come on.
00:56No!
00:57Come on, give it.
00:58Never mind.
00:59Never mind.
01:00Bye!
01:01No!
01:02Stace?
01:03Okay, listen, I'm coming round and we'll figure this out, all right?
01:09No.
01:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:11She hasn't got a clue.
01:13Are you not leaving any for the rest of us?
01:20Why?
01:21What?
01:22After everything I've done for you this week, the least you can do is talk to me.
01:25I need to go see Tommy.
01:27You two together are trouble.
01:29Okay.
01:30Well, he's planking me, so what do you want me to do?
01:32He ain't gone to the police or nothing, has he?
01:34Doubt it.
01:35He's involved.
01:36He's probably running scared.
01:38Well, just remember I saved your backsides, both of you.
01:42Bit of respect would be nice!
01:45Pavel's angry火et!
01:47Oh, fuck.
01:48He told me.
02:01He just stopped it!
02:02I got away!
02:03You saved her!
02:04Ё.
02:05How are you?
02:12Oi, you.
02:13Nah.
02:14You don't get to pretend that he's running.
02:15Nothing happened either.
02:16I didn't do anything, though.
02:18Yeah? Tell your face that.
02:20Look, I know you're blanking him for some reason,
02:23but you are still involved and a little wronging as far as I hear.
02:26You probably encouraged him.
02:29If you start shouting your mouth off,
02:31I will happily tell everyone round here it was your idea.
02:35So keep this shut.
02:40Now she's finally legged it,
02:42I'm gonna go and get the kids from Lyn's,
02:44go and get a bit of shopping.
02:45Yeah, hey, did you get any kip last night?
02:47No.
02:47No, me neither.
02:49Well, part of me's, like, relieved.
02:51What the hell is going on with her?
02:53I don't know, darling, I don't know.
02:54I mean, to react to cat like that, that's mad.
02:56And then she just ran.
02:58She was about to tell us what was going on
03:00and then now she's legged it to Barcelona.
03:04Sorry, do what?
03:05Yeah.
03:06She's booked a flight on my credit card.
03:08She's spending thousands.
03:09God knows how I'm gonna pay it all back.
03:13OK, well, that's great.
03:15No, that's great.
03:15Listen, don't cancel your credit cards, all right?
03:18Are you joking?
03:19No, no, no, just hear me out.
03:20OK, so, listen, we can track her,
03:23we can follow her, we can bring her back,
03:25she can tell us what's going on
03:26and she can talk to cat and everything will be fine.
03:28We can do this.
03:29Cat's the reason she ran.
03:31None of it makes sense, Alfie.
03:33All right, so something really bad is going on.
03:35She is scared.
03:37No.
03:38No, no eggs.
03:40What?
03:40Look, as far away as possible, please.
03:43Maybe you're just going back to bed.
03:44The only thing that cures hangover, really, is just...
03:46Or you could have a sobering chat
03:48about what you did with our savings last night.
03:51Hmm?
03:53Bed sounds good.
03:55Mum.
03:55It was a few grand, Linda.
03:57It was five.
04:00Five!
04:04What?
04:06Just stop mumming her.
04:10Mumming her?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Look, you were the same yesterday.
04:14She was patient with you and you were struggling.
04:16Just be patient with her.
04:21You're right.
04:23Of course you're right.
04:23Is, um...
04:27Everything okay with you?
04:30It's fine.
04:33Just not to start mumming you.
04:36But, um...
04:37You would tell me if you weren't coping.
04:40Of course I would.
04:42I'm fine, sausage.
04:44Okay?
04:44Sorry.
04:45Yeah, no, all good.
04:47Take your pick.
04:48Me.
04:49So she said she was in trouble with some people.
05:17Yeah, but that was a lie.
05:18So if that's the cover, then what danger is she really in?
05:21I mean, she's left London, so she must be running from someone here.
05:25Well, she was going to meet someone, but she bottled it.
05:27Yeah, or someone here wants to hurt her.
05:29Yeah, but who wants to hurt her, Stace?
05:30Oh, I don't know, Alf. I mean, there's nutters everywhere.
05:33They could be still following her now.
05:35Right. So you know where she is now?
05:37She left Heathrow first thing this morning.
05:40So she's, I don't know, she's probably landing about now-ish.
05:44OK. This is what we do.
05:45We follow her and we protect her.
05:48We? I've got kids.
05:50OK. It just means we can watch what she spends, yeah?
05:52Oh, yeah, great. Just keep racking up my bill.
05:54No, no, don't worry about that. You leave that with me.
05:56As long as we can stay on her tail.
05:58Alfie.
05:58I mean, look, yeah, this is a great plan, if you can go, like, today.
06:07You are going to have to keep it from Kat, you know.
06:12Alfie, look, we just have to make sure that Zoe is safe.
06:16Kat will thank you in the long run.
06:18Mate, I think I'm getting too old for this.
06:27Nothing a banking sign you can't solve, eh?
06:30Listen, Priya, I am a sophisticated businesswoman, yeah?
06:33I've got clients to schmooze.
06:35I've got deals to do, yeah?
06:36I've got to be on it.
06:37Oh, yeah?
06:38Who is schmoozing today, then?
06:40Well, actually, I...
06:42I've got lunch with Harry and the Vic right back now.
06:45Yeah, OK, just take that, yeah?
06:47Oi!
06:47Yeah, shh.
06:48Happy to spend your own cash on bacon sarnies, I see.
06:50What's it to you?
06:51Why does no-one want to talk to me about spending five grand?
06:55I never asked your mum to pay for that cruise she offered.
06:58People do silly things when they get drunk, don't they?
07:00What's that supposed to mean?
07:02Look, we just need that money back, all right?
07:04Who?
07:05I ain't got it.
07:07Look, the cruise don't do refunds.
07:08The money's gone, babes.
07:09Like I say, silly drunk should be more careful.
07:22That's a sight for sore eyes.
07:28Sorry to worry about you and Elaine.
07:31It got complicated.
07:33But not as complicated as the washing machine in Cojo's flat,
07:36so she's...
07:37You men, you think you're all modern and capable.
07:42Here's another one who thinks he can cope without a good woman.
07:46Lisa, I've just come in to see if there's any limo bookings.
07:48No, not yet.
07:50Must be calmer, eh?
07:52Oh, look, just when you're waiting for one good-for-nothing bloke,
07:55three turn up at once.
07:57Where you been all morning?
07:59I'm just, you know, sorting stuff out.
08:01Sorting stuff out?
08:02I thought he was excited about signing this marriage register.
08:05You haven't even picked your suit up, look.
08:08Er, I know.
08:09Cat, see, er...
08:10OK, the thing is, I need to go away for a bit.
08:14What?
08:15When?
08:17Today.
08:18Today?
08:19So where the hell are you going?
08:22I insist...
08:23No, no, where are you going?
08:28Australia.
08:30Australia.
08:33One minute.
08:34I'll keep sticking.
08:35Maybe it's a sign, Howie.
08:39Yeah, maybe you need to lay off the booze a little bit.
08:41Me?
08:42Nearly there.
08:44Oh!
08:45It's a sign.
08:46Your liver's sending a sign.
08:48You know, look, it's broken the pump.
08:49Oh, Colonel.
08:50It's fine, Linda.
08:51I'll just have a bottle of it instead.
08:52Oh!
08:52Make your mind up.
08:53A bottle, a pint?
08:54What is it?
08:55Huh?
08:57I am sorry.
08:59Wow, Linda.
09:00First rule of business, yeah?
09:02Customers are always right, Linda.
09:03I know.
09:04I know.
09:05And I'm sorry, OK?
09:06I'll bring your bottle over.
09:08Please take a seat.
09:09I'll have a brandy and coke as well.
09:11Hey, Brogan.
09:14What?
09:14It's probably just a twisted pipe.
09:15I'll take a look.
09:16This is a joke.
09:20You are a complete joke.
09:21OK, I get it.
09:22I know it.
09:22It sounds ridiculous, yeah.
09:23Are you pulling my chain, eh?
09:25You say Australia, but are you just going to run off and not come back?
09:28No.
09:29No?
09:29So why now?
09:33Spencer is having a tough time.
09:35You know that.
09:36Anyway, I spoke to him this morning, and he's in a real bad way.
09:39Right, so yesterday you were Stacey's hero.
09:42Today you're Spencer's hero.
09:44How about being mine, yeah?
09:45And our family.
09:46I know, I know.
09:47Australia is the other side of the world.
09:49Are you trying to wind me up?
09:50No, I'll be as quick as I can.
09:51Now do you afford your fare, eh?
09:52You're going to play your didgeridoo.
09:54Well, no, Spencer's covering it all.
09:55Yeah, he better be.
09:58OK, you know.
10:00I love you.
10:01You know that.
10:05And this is for our family.
10:07No, it's not.
10:08It's you sorting yourself out.
10:10Same old Alfie.
10:11OK, listen, you've got to believe me, all right?
10:13OK, we're going to get married.
10:15And then I'm going to have to go.
10:18But at least I'm going to be two weeks max.
10:22Right, fine.
10:24But you be careful when you're swimming out there, yeah?
10:27Big sharks this time of year.
10:29Yeah.
10:29Australia, really.
10:37Your brother must be able to ride me and me.
10:53I mean, you know, for you to risk upsetting a cat like that.
10:57Just make sure it's worth your marriage, eh?
10:59I'll figure.
11:05Cheers.
11:07Twist the pipe, like I said.
11:08Oh, thanks, Phil.
11:10This place is this, getting on top of your head.
11:13How are we just now?
11:15Past night?
11:16No.
11:17Yeah.
11:18I don't know.
11:20I'm, er...
11:21I'm six months sober.
11:24Today.
11:25That's great.
11:26Don't feel great.
11:27No.
11:28No, of course it don't.
11:29I mean, people think the hard bit is putting the glass down,
11:32but it's the weeks, the months, the years that come after that.
11:37But going back was just...
11:38That's not an option this time, right?
11:40Of course not.
11:43I know it's hard, but...
11:45But don't make it harder on yourself, yeah?
12:07Hey, boys!
12:08How's tricks?
12:09Can't ask me to walk him home.
12:11She's got to get drunk.
12:14So, come on, how's that teacher of yours?
12:16You know, the one that's got the big hairy moly moly moly?
12:19What's his name, Mr Sprout?
12:20Is it?
12:21Listen, if he gets that plucked, what are we going to call him, eh?
12:24Oh, and they know about Australia.
12:26What?
12:27Good news travels fast, eh?
12:31Okay, well, how about this, then?
12:33I'm not going to Australia.
12:34You're not?
12:35Really?
12:36That's right.
12:36My team need me here, don't you, eh?
12:38And Uncle Spencer needs you.
12:39Yeah, okay, and so does my family need me, and your mum's?
12:42She's done without you for years.
12:43She'll be fine.
12:44Yeah, so just go.
12:45Tommy, just...
12:46What?
12:47Just hang on a second, okay?
12:49You don't normally rush home from school.
12:51Where are all your mates?
12:51Why do you care?
12:52Because...
12:53Oh, why is everyone on my case all the time?
12:55Just go to Australia!
12:56Tommy.
12:57Tommy.
12:58Tommy.
12:58Tom...
12:58Well, you...
13:03Okay, do us a favour, darling.
13:05There's a score.
13:06Get the kids some grab, okay?
13:07I won't be...
13:08Tommy!
13:09Tommy!
13:09Tommy!
13:10Don't you judge!
13:22I wasn't.
13:23Just come in to get some change.
13:30Oh, look.
13:32And, no, I ain't judging, all right?
13:35Why aren't you supposed to be making your marriage official today?
13:38Because I don't think the register I will appreciate you turning up half-cut.
13:43Might as well start my marriage as a joke.
13:46Most relationships round here end up like that, don't they?
13:49Yes, Kat.
13:50I know what you're getting at.
13:52And, no, I'm not saying that Jean and Harvey's relationship was a joke.
13:56But it wasn't perfect, either.
13:58By any means.
14:00I mean, they didn't talk, did they?
14:02About the important things.
14:03But you and Alfie, you're different.
14:07You're great at all that stuff.
14:09You are actually giving me relationship advice.
14:12Oh, God, no.
14:13I mean, if you're long in the tooth, then I must be bleating Bugs Bunny.
14:18No, all I'm saying is, talk to him.
14:22And you listen, too.
14:24Let yours be the one marriage round here that doesn't end up a joke, eh?
14:28Oh, God.
14:29You got there at 6.90!
14:33Hey, come on.
14:40Used to love a massive marshmallow hot chocolate.
14:43Ah!
14:46Okay.
14:47Come on.
14:48What's going on?
14:49Nothing.
14:52Literally, nothing is going on.
14:53Just go to Australia.
14:55But you and your mum?
14:56I ain't gonna hit her if that's what you're worried about.
14:58Oh, I never said you would.
14:59Well, that's what everyone thinks.
15:01Expecting the worst of me.
15:02I ain't a bad person, all right?
15:04All right, Tommy.
15:05Keep your voice down.
15:06I know you're not, okay?
15:07I know.
15:08And I trust you.
15:10I just hate seeing you distracted like this.
15:13You know, me and your mum, we're worried about you.
15:16I know she gave you a hard time about you bunking off with that Joel kid.
15:19But I know you're better than this.
15:21That you're a good, honest kid.
15:23And that Joel's all right.
15:24You know?
15:25I just want to see you get him to truck me.
15:27And what's going on with you?
15:37It's...
15:38Oh, it's...
15:38It's just mad stuff.
15:40About what?
15:42No, it's nothing.
15:43It's nothing.
15:44All right.
15:46What are you saying about Uncle Spencer?
15:48Yeah, well...
15:48Of course it is.
15:50Oi.
15:51I think I might have just saved your marriage.
15:54Yeah, go and talk to Kat Gorn.
15:55She's leaving the vic now.
15:56Going home.
15:59Well gone, then.
16:01But if you were nagging me about being honest...
16:03Better do the same with Mum.
16:10Clary, I'm going to go and save my marriage.
16:11You save your friendship.
16:12See you later.
16:13All right, Joel.
16:14Thanks, Kat.
16:18There you are.
16:19Sorry.
16:20Today's just...
16:22Just been a bit mad.
16:24Dad's going away to see his brother.
16:25Spencer?
16:26That melt of a man.
16:28Stop crying over my slapper of a stepmother.
16:31All I'm saying is...
16:33We might not be able to hang out as much.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Do what you like.
16:39I ain't really that bothered.
16:41Cool.
16:41Yeah.
16:43Just don't forget who your real mates are.
16:48I ain't told Pinky...
16:50About you having that video.
16:52I easily could have done.
16:55I thought he was good.
16:59Anyway.
17:01Better go.
17:02He wasn't drinking now, was he?
17:03Saves me queuing.
17:04Cheers, mate.
17:21Okay.
17:21By half hour, and you can bugger off to wherever you want to go.
17:25Well, hold on.
17:26You know, I am taking these wedding vows seriously, and we're going to be married proper, and we're
17:30going to be together forever, okay?
17:32But, okay, um, just before we leave, there's just something I need to talk to you about first,
17:40all right?
17:41All right.
17:44Go on, then.
17:47Right.
17:47Right.
17:48Um, so the thing is...
17:51Blimey.
17:53I'll talk first, then, yeah?
17:55If we're doing this, these vows proper, yeah, I ain't in the market for a future full of surprises
18:02sprung on me every five seconds because my nerves are shredded, Alfie.
18:05I'm old.
18:06Right.
18:06And I need to put the boys first.
18:07The kids, they mean the world to me, and they always have.
18:10I know.
18:11Yeah.
18:11I get it.
18:12And last week, it was lovely.
18:14It was fun, you know, on the bus and all that, but this marriage is for the kids.
18:18I just want to be the best mum.
18:20I want my husband to get the best out of me, yeah?
18:25I don't want him to be a liar.
18:29Because if you're fibbing about this Australian thing, we are properly over, yeah?
18:36Do you get that?
18:37Right.
18:42What do you want to talk about?
18:46Okay.
18:49Now.
18:50See, the thing is, you know when we first met, when we first fell in love?
18:58Time is ticking, Alfie.
18:59Yeah, I know, but when we first met, you know, I used to say to you back then, I used to say,
19:05I wish I'd have known you before, you know, when you were younger.
19:09Rude.
19:10What?
19:10No, I don't, no.
19:11God, I don't mean that.
19:13I mean when you were having, you know, them bad years.
19:17It's not that every year hasn't been a tough year, but it's, you know, when you were, you
19:22know, when you're hiding everything from Zoe.
19:25Now, hang on.
19:25I lied to protect her, right?
19:29My mum and dad made me lie, right?
19:31So don't make me act to be a liar.
19:32That's not what I mean, darling.
19:33I loved that girl.
19:39I love her.
19:41And if she was in my life right now, she'd be included in all of this, all right?
19:48I just want to be a good mum and I want to make up for all that and I need a good bloke
19:51by my side.
19:57I'm going to be that bloke.
19:58Because I love you, Cat Moon, and I'm going to give you everything you want.
20:05Okay, I'm going to do everything in my power so you can be the best mum.
20:10For all your kids.
20:13Hey, come on.
20:14Don't you worry about Tommy, because I had a chat with him earlier, right?
20:17And he wants to prove himself to be a good kid.
20:19Well, actually, he wants to prove himself to be a good young man.
20:21And it'd be nice to have a proper young bloke around, yeah?
20:24That's lucky when I've just married a buffoon.
20:26Hey, hey, hey.
20:27Not yet, you haven't.
20:28Hey.
20:30Shall we?
20:32Yeah.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Okay.
20:36Right.
20:39Alfie, go to Australia, all right?
20:42I trust you.
20:44All right.
20:45Please don't let me down.
20:49Cat.
20:50I won't let you down.
20:52All right.
20:55All right.
20:56It's odd fancy clothes.
20:58I'll just go and whack a bit of lip gloss on you.
21:00Yeah, let's do this.
21:01Come on, Cat Moon.
21:03Look.
21:03Oh.
21:10Oh.
21:15Sorry.
21:18You hear that?
21:20Yeah, well, they say change is healthy.
21:21Isn't it?
21:22Hey, mate, you're going to be Mrs. Moon again soon.
21:26Right, you're doing quite quickly.
21:27Hurry up, mate.
21:27We're up against the clock.
21:28Go, go, go.
21:29I'm coming in.
21:31I'm ready to go.
21:32You're going.
21:32Yeah?
21:32Come on, get the belts on.
21:34Sure?
21:34Yeah.
21:35Look, I'm sorry about you girls.
21:38You absolutely should not have been dragged into this.
21:40Well, I used to being dragged into things.
21:42Don't worry about us.
21:43You, uh, enjoyed your shopping trip, did you?
21:45Yeah.
21:46So do you?
21:47Just wondering, my shopping's more important than Linda in the pub.
21:50Uh, don't talk to her like that.
21:51No.
21:52You know, you've got dodgy pumps on the blink in there.
21:54And you've got a door that ain't fully functioning either.
21:57Easy.
21:57Linda is coping fine, thank you.
21:59No.
22:00No shame.
22:00You ain't got a clue, have you?
22:03Your marriage is broke, Dad.
22:05Big deal.
22:07But now, it's time to start looking after your daughter.
22:11Don't listen to him.
22:12Like he's ever been able to hold down a marriage or a relationship with any son.
22:17Yeah.
22:30All right?
22:39Can't stay away now, can you?
22:41A bit beggy.
22:42Look, I was only blanking, Marcus.
22:46These past few weeks have been a lot.
22:48Yeah.
22:49And I'm sorry.
22:51So this is about the video last week, too.
22:54What Drake Zagan was saying.
22:56You take everything so seriously.
22:58I mean, watch some videos or not.
23:01You saw that girl on the tube dressed in that slutty skirt.
23:04But then went all butter wouldn't melt when I'd actually done something.
23:07And you know she shut up as soon as Vicky offered her some money.
23:11She was so violated.
23:12Then why would she do that?
23:18Chip.
23:23Cheers.
23:23And if you want to delete a video of me and her off your phone, then look yourself out,
23:30as I say.
23:30Don't want you feeling uncomfortable because it's not what VMS is about.
23:34Yeah.
23:35Yeah, of course.
23:36Just put it on to me first, yeah?
23:38Yeah.
23:40All right.
23:49Sweet.
23:52Sweet.
23:53You do know you're not completely off the hook, though, right?
24:02When I was on my phone, it's obvious that you filmed it and you shared it with me.
24:11Hey, don't look so worried.
24:13Amazed again.
24:15So, I'm not going to snitch on you just like you're not going to snitch on me, aren't you?
24:19Come on.
24:22Take a call, then.
24:23Hey, feel it better?
24:40Not really.
24:42I'm sorry about this, Mum.
24:43What, for snapping at me?
24:45Well, telling the rest of the square how useless I am.
24:48And I do not need Phil Mitchell telling me to pull my socks up.
24:52I never said...
24:53You made out like you were having some sort of breakdown.
24:57I'm not fine.
24:59Clearly you are not.
25:02Look, I want to be there for you.
25:05You know I am always here for you.
25:09I'm sorry.
25:11Sometimes other things just get in the way.
25:13I know. Look, I know that.
25:15And we've all got stuff going on, OK?
25:17I'm fine.
25:19I'm fine.
25:22Well, so long as that's the truth.
25:27Yeah.
25:27Hey, come on, you!
25:29Oh, I might introduce you now.
25:32Oh, I might introduce you now to the all-new...
25:38official Mrs. Moon mark two.
25:43Come on.
25:52Hey, come on, you!
25:54Oh, I might introduce you now to the all-new...
25:59official Mrs. Moon mark two.
26:01Come on.
26:02Ha-ha-ha.
26:03Tell me, darling, you all right?
26:05Um, do you want me to go and get his case?
26:08What?
26:09Yeah, your suitcase, Australia.
26:10Oh, right, yeah.
26:11Yeah, thank you.
26:12I packed your passport.
26:13Your favourite budgie smugglers for them shark-infested waters.
26:17You still want me to go, yeah?
26:19I said I'd trust you.
26:21Listen, if you think Spencer needs you...
26:25OK.
26:25Right, come on.
26:27The sooner I get there, the sooner I get back, yeah?
26:32OK.
26:33You OK?
26:33Just don't be too long.
26:35No, come on, let's bring it in.
26:37Come on.
26:38I love you guys.
26:40You look after your mum, yeah?
26:42Oh, OK.
26:43Got the case.
26:44Lovely.
26:45Thanks, Tommy.
26:51Listen.
26:52Just bring me back the best present ever, yeah?
26:57Yeah, I will.
26:59Promise.
27:00Go on then, off you go.
27:01Er, Heathrow, please, mate.
27:05You're all right, kid.
27:17Stacey.
27:18No, I'm going.
27:20Yeah.
27:22I'm going to bring her home.
27:23No, I'm going to bring her home.
27:24No, I'm going to bring her home.