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00:00My brother, I have to give you 5,000 euros. How much is it? 16,000 euros before I give you.

00:07I'll give you two and I'll give you two.

00:10Go and do it.

00:13Come, brother.

00:15What's this?

00:17One minute.

00:19One minute.

00:21One minute.

00:23What happened?

00:28What happened?

00:30What happened?

00:32Someone came here.

00:34Come, brother.

00:36Oh, brother.

00:38What happened to you?

00:40Don't tell me.

00:42Don't tell me.

00:46Come on, brother.

00:50Hey!

00:55Come on.

00:56Why did you put me in the house?

00:58I don't know.

00:59Hey, what happened?

01:00Why did you put me in the house?

01:01Where did you stay hanging out?

01:03Where did you stay hanging out?

01:04Where did you stay hanging out?

01:05Where did you stay staying?

01:06What?

01:07Mr. Mushtak.

01:08No, I didn't know that.

01:10Mr. Mushtak?

01:11Mr. Mushtak.

01:12Mr. Mushtak?

01:13What the meaning?

01:14Mr. Mushtak.

01:16Yes.

01:17Mr. Mushtak.

01:18Hello, how are you?

01:40Hello, how are you?

01:42How are you?

01:44How are you?

01:45Oh, its good.

01:50Take him.

01:56No, I'm sorry.

02:01Come on.

02:06What?

02:10Hey, where are you?

02:11Hey, who are you?

02:13Hey, who are you?

02:29Come on, think about it.

02:36You're going to sleep today.

02:38Where are you?

02:41Hey, come on.

02:43Come on, talk.

02:45Are you going to sleep?

02:49You're really nervous, man.

02:55This is how many people are coming.

02:59You're complaining. You're scared.

03:01No.

03:02No, you're scared.

03:05Give me three, you're scared.

03:07I have no idea.

03:11I got no idea.

03:14Oh no, I got no idea.

03:19I got no idea.

03:22It's been a good time.

03:24It's been a good time.

03:27Have you been a fan of this guy?

03:30Get inside the front and us?

03:31Yes, sir.

03:32Yes.

03:33I can tell you what it's like,

03:35what is it?

03:36No.

03:37I can't remember the moment of that.

03:41Come on.

03:43I can't tell you why.

03:44I'll give yourself a moment.

03:45Yes, sir.

03:46Give me a moment.

03:48Ok, ok, ok.

03:51I've been with my friends well.

03:53Ok, ok.

03:54I've been with my friends.

03:55Well, I've been with.

03:56How do I know?

03:58It's a small child?

03:59I know go I know go I know go holy ball

04:25that I need some tension

04:27that I get some rage

04:28that you potentially hit

04:31you gegangen

04:32it's not a miracle

04:37a car

04:42you

04:52You can see something beautiful.

04:54He's got this new life.

04:58He's got this new life.

05:01I'm going to be here this morning,

05:03just to sleep in the night.

05:05I would like to sleep in the night.

05:07He's got this new life.

05:09He's got this new life.

05:10My father!

05:11I have to like him put me in the bed.

05:13And I have to leave my head.

05:15He's got this new life.

05:17I have to like him.

05:19Don't let me open the village.

05:21My son, my son.

05:23Why?

05:24I'm going to take a break, my son.

05:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.

05:27How are you?

05:28How are you?

05:29Oh, I'm going to take a break, my son.

05:30Oh, you're going to take a break, my son.

05:32Oh, my son.

05:34What do you think of your family?

05:35No, my son.

05:36You're wrong.

05:37You're wrong.

05:38We're going to take a break.

05:40We're going to take a break.

05:41It's a city city.

05:43What's that?

05:44City?

05:45City?

05:46Oh, my city.

05:48Hey.

05:48Hey, that city.

05:49Oh, my son.

05:51I'm going to take a break, my son.

05:53I'm going to take a break.

05:55Okay, let's go, brother.

05:56Oh, my son.

05:57I'm going to take a break.

05:59You're going to take a break.

06:01No, no.

06:02I'm going to pray.

06:04Come on.

06:05You're going to pray.

06:06I'm going to pray.

06:07I'm going to pray.

06:07Come on.

06:08Yeah.

06:08And if you're going, let's pray.

06:09Come on, have fun.

06:11Come on.

06:11Just wait.

06:13Em.

06:14Things like that.

06:14Hmm.

06:15Yeah.

06:16Well, I got lost.

06:18Oh, my God.

06:20Oh, my God.

06:21Is this one or two?

06:24Do you have to act?

06:26No, it's not.

06:27If you want to act like people

06:28and put the wood into the ground

06:30and throw the wood into the ground

06:31then you will have to act without it.

06:34Do you have to act like a little bulldozer

06:35that if you are cast a wood into it,

06:37how can you act?

06:38We have to act as long as it is a challenge.

06:41We have to act as long as we work in the middle of the world,

06:44and we have to take our money.

06:47Look, now,

06:49we're going to do this job in the 15th.

06:51I was going to go.

06:5215 days before, I paid 3,000,000,000.

06:57I said, I'll take you a few days and take you.

07:04I don't know if I'm a man.

07:07Hello?

07:08Hey!

07:11Hey!

07:12Hey!

07:13Hey!

07:14Hey!

07:15Hey!

07:16Hey!

07:17Hey!

07:18Hey!

07:19Hey!

07:20Hey, hey!

07:21Hey!

07:22Yo, what am I doing?

07:24Let's kill.

07:25He's dead.

07:26He's dead.

07:27Second.

07:28You have to burn the hok?

07:30Did you hit him?

07:31Come, come.

07:33Come!

07:34Come.

07:35Come.

07:36Come.

07:37Come.

07:38Why do you feed me badly?

07:40I said, I'm also a queen.

07:44This is a queen.

07:46So, you are what they say.

07:49You are what they say.

07:52My son, they are the kings.

07:55Why don't you sing it?

07:56You know what it is.

07:59So, you are the king of the king of the king.

08:05You understand?

08:06The king of the king of the king of Ramahadu is not the king.

08:10Yes, of course he did.

08:12This king of the king of the king?

08:14I can't get the money.

08:16I can't get the money.

08:21I had to sell them.

08:23The money was sold to us.

08:27I got the money.

08:31I got to shut them away.

08:35I got it.

08:38Your money didn't pass under the price.

08:41I got it.

08:41I choose it.

08:433 lakhs

08:453 lakhs

08:473 lakhs

08:493 lakhs

08:513 lakhs

08:533 lakhs

08:553 lakhs

08:573 lakhs

08:59Then I said

09:01you go to your car

09:03you can't get your money

09:05You are true

09:07I'm telling you

09:09I'm standing

09:11You could not get the same

09:133 lakhs

09:15Please come in

09:16We haven't done anything

09:17Let's do this

09:19Our husband

09:21We're talking to our Lord

09:23We're not even talking about how

09:25It is

09:28We're having weeks

09:30Hello

09:32Your husband

09:33We're having weeks

09:35We could not get to it

09:37We not get to it

09:39I was picking up my hat and I was picking up my hat.

09:42It is a deal that means I can move.

09:49You could just kill my hat before you.

09:53Then you can't kill skincare?

09:55I'm telling you that,

09:57I am going to give you something?

09:59I don't want to give you nothing.

10:01You have to give you something.

10:03Don't give me something.

10:05What is your name?

10:09My name is Saman.

10:11Saman, what's your name?

10:12My name is Saman.

10:14He has been a lot.

10:15He has been given up with clothes.

10:17We will give him a book, but we'll give him the name.

10:21That's the Saman.

10:23I'm not a plant anymore.

10:27I'll give him the plant.

10:30I'll give him the Saman.

10:32I don't know how to do this, but I don't know how to do it.

10:36It's like this, it's like this.

10:38Look, it's like this, it's like this.

10:42Yes, yes, let's take it.

10:44Oh, really?

10:46Yes, yes, yes, yes.

10:49Let's see.

10:51It's like this.

10:53It's like this.

10:55It's like this.

10:57It's like this.

10:59What is it?

11:00That sounds like a son, I'm going to die.

11:02I'm going to die.

11:03I'm going to die.

11:04I'm going to die for a plot.

11:06I'm going to die.

11:08Okay.

11:09Give me a 30 million.

11:10I'll be going to die.

11:11Let's take a day.

11:12Give me a piece of that piece.

11:14Take that piece.

11:15One piece, two pieces.

11:16Give it to me.

11:17Give it to me.

11:18I'll tell you.

11:19There's a table.

11:21You have to leave.

11:22I'll take one piece of that piece.

11:25I'll tell you a piece of that piece.

11:26How was that?

11:27A deer.

11:32Oh, that was dead.

11:34Yes, yes.

11:35Yes, that was dead.

11:37As you told me, you're dead.

11:38You're dead.

11:40No, no, it's the man who died.

11:42Oh, that's the man.

11:44That was dead.

11:45Oh, the man came here.

11:47Yes, yes, yes.

11:48What's your name?

11:49A deer is a deer.

11:51Huh?

11:52A deer.

11:53A deer is eating a deer,

11:56I didn't.

11:57So the dog kept the dog?

11:59Some people kept the dog, but the dog was cut off the dog.

12:04I was told that you keep the dog.

12:07If someone had come, I would take you.

12:09I would take the dog?

12:10A dog would take the dog back.

12:13A dog would take the dog.

12:16You would take the dog?

12:17Yes, you would take the dog.

12:18Two dogs.

12:20He would take the dog with a dog.

12:23He would take the dog with a dog.

12:25The dog.

12:28You'd become a bag of the dog.

12:30Two dogs.

12:32One dog picked a dog.

12:34One dog picked a dog.

12:36Yes, as you would take a dog back.

12:39What did you do with the dog?

12:42You bought a dog to take the dog to take the dog.

12:46Why don't you keep a dog?

12:48I don't know, I want to be in one dog.

12:51a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, two people,

12:54and they give you two sons of a man.

12:56Then, we'll get two sons.

12:58Two sons?

12:59What about they're doing?

13:00Where they're going to be,

13:01where they're going to go,

13:03where they're going to go.

13:04And what about them?

13:05And what about them?

13:06That's a big one.

13:08Oh, big one.

13:09Oh, big one.

13:10Oh, big one.

13:12Oh, big one.

13:13I'm crying.

13:14You're crying.

13:16Oh, my God.

13:18Oh, my God.

13:20You are a good guy.

13:24Let's go to the plot.

13:27The plot is like a plot.

13:29It's like a plot.

13:31You have to give the cows,

13:34and give the cows,

13:36and give the cows.

13:38We have to give the cows.

13:40We have to give the cows.

13:43My brother is a four-year-old.

13:45My brother knows what he knew.

13:48did you find it?

13:50I didn't find it, I liked it.

13:51Yeah, I like the forest.

13:53It was the forest.

13:56It was the forest, it's a forest.

13:59At is the forest, they got lost here.

14:02What is the forest? What was what is the forest?

14:07It is the forest.

14:08The forest, it's the forest.

14:12It's the forest, it's the forest.

14:13You are all the forest.

14:15Take this forest, and the other thing,

14:17I don't know how to do it.

14:19I don't know how to do it.

14:21You know what?

14:22What was that?

14:24What did you do?

14:26What did you do?

14:28You took something?

14:29No, see.

14:30You didn't get something.

14:32No, I didn't have any issues.

14:34You have to take your clothes back,

14:36I will take my clothes away.

14:38You don't have to take your clothes back and take your clothes back.

14:42I didn't have clothes back,

14:43but I didn't have to take my clothes back.

14:45This is what you say, right?

14:47How can God kill God for your own children?

14:50What?

14:51I'm going to kill you, father.

14:53I'm just coming to you.

14:55I'm not going to get drunk.

14:56I'm not going to get drunk.

14:58You're going to kill me.

15:00I'm going to kill you, father.

15:02I'm going to kill you, father.

15:06Hey!

15:07What the...

15:11Oh, my God!

15:12Oh, my God!

15:14Oh, my God!

15:17Look, my God!

15:18I'm not going to kill you, father.

15:22You've got the blood.

15:23I'm going to kill you.

15:25It's not bad.

15:26Hey!

15:27Hey!

15:28Hey!

15:29Hey!

15:30Hey!

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