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Rana Ijaz New Funny Video | New Video Rana Ijaz 2025 | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz #comedymovie

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00:00ok

00:30Yeah, you are the only one in your house in my house.

00:32I know you are hungry.

00:33Because you should have to wait until you go to your house.

00:37But you will get the food.

00:38The food is the way that you are hungry.

00:41I don't have to eat food.

00:43I was hungry for you.

00:44When I was hungry, I would be hungry.

00:45My disclaimer just said you should be hungry.

00:47If you are hungry, you are hungry for it.

00:49If you want to be hungry, I drink a sec.

00:52I can you feel the rest of my food.

00:54Now you got a special eat and take a big burger.

00:56I need to put a special shop on the one.

00:58It is hard to cover over the market, but...

00:59my friends have to keep running around...

01:03...to walk around as long as a man.

01:05It's because it's...

01:06...and that's the same way to keep you in the right direction.

01:08It's the only thing to keep running around.

01:10Just we keep running around...

01:12...We are so close to transport at a time.

01:14I think I'll fast get on the way I am going for...

01:16...If you're going to be Kim and I have to go for a while...

01:17...care like I am so close to my family.

01:19No...

01:20You've passed me to get on the way I am going for my own life...

01:22...because I am so close to my life and I am going to worry...

01:24...you're so close to my life.

01:25That's why I was telling you...

01:27Okay, great.

01:29Keep the time.

01:31Come on.

01:33Go away, I'll give my money.

01:35You don't too get to pay for it?

01:38Yes, don't get to pay for it.

01:40I'm not too much.

01:42You don't think that everyone is successful.

01:45Don'tato.

01:46There is no money.

01:47You don't like it.

01:48It's one of the people who have to vote against this.

01:51You even go and go and ask them

01:53to give you the money.

01:54You give me the money for your money.

01:56I was paying for your attention.

01:58I was complimenting you.

02:00You are talking to me like me.

02:02If you're a bad singer and you're not eating it,

02:05you don't drink.

02:05You don't drink much even.

02:06I can't have any food.

02:08You don't have any food.

02:10I'm your brother.

02:13I'm your brother.

02:15I'm your sister.

02:17Sing and burn.

02:18Tell me, you're a big crowd.

02:20I'm a production man.

02:22I'm going to spread all those things.

02:24There is also oughta thereion.

02:28If you know that, have a tending price and a child won't stand up like you.

02:31Give them a lетapain.

02:33When is the old house?

02:35Don't start in your life, this morning,igtail isrisal.

02:38Aunt, it's a Türk.

02:40You are not Jewish, hey...

02:42They are not Jewish, ain't ese they except for ain't that Любlim out, Grandma.

02:45Shabbat Shalom.

02:46Prov responded theats.

02:48Give such a great honor as well.

02:50No one is too good.

02:54You can't even go.

02:56Find it.

02:58Get it.

03:00Get it.

03:02Get it.

03:04Help.

03:09Help.

03:11What's wrong?

03:12Help.

03:14Help.

03:16What's wrong?

03:18I'm hurting.

03:19This is a little girl.

03:21What is she doing?

03:22Hello?

03:23And my friend.

03:29Is there a person who is watching this film or anything?

03:31Is it something you are going to do?

03:37You are gone?

03:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:42What happened?

03:43What happened?

03:49You have to put a pistol in your hand.

03:55You're not going to die.

03:57Come on, come on.

03:59You're not going to die.

04:01Come inside.

04:03Come, come, come.

04:05Come on.

04:19That's alright.

04:49Go, go, go.

04:51Why?

04:52Oh, you are the one who is here?

04:54No, I'm not sure.

04:56I'm not sure.

04:58Come on.

05:00Oh, you are dead.

05:03Come on.

05:05Come on, let me tell you.

05:07Come on.

05:09Come on, let me get out of here.

05:13Come on.

05:16Let me take a look.

05:19Oh, my brother!

05:20When I'm going to the house, I'll tell you.

05:23Oh, my brother.

05:24Hello.

05:25God, I'm not here.

05:27I'll kill someone.

05:28Oh, my brother.

05:30I'll teach you.

05:32I'll tell you.

05:34God, I'll tell you.

05:49I'll tell you.

05:51I'll tell you.

05:58Are you still here?

06:01Oh, my brother.

06:06I'll give you some more.

06:08I'll give you some more.

06:11Oh, my brother.

06:14I'll give you some more.

06:17Oh, my brother.

06:19It's a good thing.

06:22I'll take you with my book.

06:29Here's my brother.

06:31Slow down.

06:33What?

06:34Yeah.

06:35Oh, my brother.

06:41I'm going to take you a rest.

06:43I'll just take you a rest.

06:45I'll take you just here.

06:46I'm not going to die.

06:48Let's see.

06:50Yes, let's see.

06:52I'm not going to die.

06:54Why are you?

06:56I didn't have to be a good one.

06:58No, no.

07:00I'm late at night.

07:02I'm going to die.

07:04I'm going to die.

07:06I'm going to die.

07:08I'm going to die at my house.

07:10I'm going to die late at night.

07:12I'm going to die.

07:14Hey, my brother.

07:16Where did you come from?

07:18Come here.

07:20Come here.

07:22Come here.

07:24Come here.

07:30My pants are going to die.

07:32Come here.

07:34Come here.

07:36Is this your party?

07:38Where is your party?

07:40Where is your party party?

07:42No.

07:44Look at my party.

07:46I'm going to die.

07:48I'm not getting away from the house.

07:50You're not getting away from the house.

07:52You're not getting away from the house?

07:54No.

07:56I know Pichona di Ma

07:59Leek Dilanath Chukre Ghandi Sase Rannay

08:06Oh boy Jidda put your hand on the pen to give you a pen to you

08:10Let's go

08:12Let's go

08:14Put it here

08:16Let's go

08:17He's made sleeping suit

08:19Let's go 200 people

08:21We're going to get here

08:23You give it.

08:27Take your face, take your face.

08:28Take your face, take your face.

08:31Take.

08:32If I 앓 here.

08:34I will take a look.

08:37I will try.

08:39I will take the hands away, come for me.

08:44I will take a look for my arms.

08:48I will take a look for you.

08:50I have to explain this, sir.

08:52I'm not telling you, sir.

08:54You're going to die.

08:56You're going to die.

08:58Sir, sir, God knows.

09:00Sir, I'm not going to kill you.

09:02I'm not going to kill you.

09:08Why are you?

09:10Sir, I'm not going to break up.

09:12Sir, I'm going to break your head.

09:14Why are you going to break me down?

09:16I'm going to break.

09:18I'm going to break.

09:20My husband, you will die.

09:22Why are you going to break?

09:24You're going to break inside, sir.

09:26Yes.

09:28Look, my husband has read the music.

09:30Yes.

09:32He made the music.

09:34He made the music.

09:36He made the music.

09:38He made the music.

09:40Look at him.

09:44Sir, it was a good start.

09:46Sir, the moment was wrong.

09:48Sir, for me, I'm also going to replace the new music.

09:50Sir, don't tell my wisdom.

09:54Sir, what you say?

09:56Yes, I always dig.

09:58Sir, I happen to be the note.

10:00Sir, I didn't think.

10:01Sir, theанию of your example,

10:02You don't give me the music already attire.

10:04Sir, the alibi of your life.

10:06Sir, sir, you are the three sins.

10:08Sir, you still there.

10:09I want to then to put our husband.

10:10No sir.

10:11No sir, I have no idea why.

10:14I don't want to give any money, or give any money.

10:17You can't give any money.

10:19I'm not a bad guy.

10:21Your money's not a bad guy.

10:23I get it.

10:25You don't have to give any money.

10:27I've got to give my kameez.

10:30Your kameez is not a bad guy.

10:34Your kameez is a bad guy.

10:36I'll give a few more.

10:38Oh no!

10:39Hope you gave me a milk out of your mouth.

10:41I'll give you a look like that.

10:42Okay.

10:43But after that, I'm able to give you a milk out of milk.

10:47Maybe a little bit if you gave the milk out of milk,

10:50then you will never give me a portrait.

10:52She'll be the sufferer of her brother.

10:56She'll be the brownies.

10:57This is the level of guilt.

11:00The evil of guilt is now.

11:02This is the level of guilt.

11:03It's not the type of guilt.

11:05I am not guilty of guilt.

11:07Oh, yeah, no, no.

11:09Oh, no.

11:11Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

11:13I'm sorry.

11:15Oh, I'm sorry.

11:19Oh, no, no, no, no.

11:21Doc, you're not here.

11:23Oh, you're here.

11:25Oh, no, no, no.

11:27Oh, no.

11:29Oh, let's go.

11:31I'm sorry, my fault.

11:33I don't have a problem.

11:35As such, Ampu can have died!

11:38Ampu has died then.

11:39I'm dying man.

11:43I'm standing.

11:44Ahida.

11:45Ahida, I'm standing here.

11:46No, I'm standing here.

11:48I can't stand.

11:50I'm standing here, brother.

11:52But if you you can sit here, or choose to help me.

11:55Look, this man is a bad word.

11:59This man is a bad word,

12:01God, I say no wonder...

12:03What is that?

12:04Ahida.

12:05my lord

12:08I have no idea

12:10and today this is my lord

12:12I have no idea

12:13friends

12:15and I have no idea

12:16oh my lord

12:18oh my lord

12:20I have no idea

12:22I have no idea

12:23my lord

12:24she will take me.

12:25oh my lord

12:26but im going otherwise

12:28now

12:30I will leave it

12:32I will leave it

12:34Here we go.

12:36This is our brother!

12:40You can't get your own family.

12:43But you can't get your own family.

12:45You can't get your own family.

12:47We can't get your family.

12:52You can't get my family.

12:59You're a man.

13:01Oh

13:03Oh

13:05Oh

13:07Oh

13:09Oh

13:11Oh

13:13Oh

13:15Oh

13:25Oh

13:27Oh

13:31Oh

13:33Oh

13:43Oh

13:45Oh

13:47Oh

13:49Oh

13:51Oh

13:53Oh

13:59Oh

14:01No, no, no, no, no, no.

14:04That's right.

14:05Come on, come on.

14:12As-salamu alaykum.

14:13Wa-alai-kam salaam.

14:15Do you want to.

14:15Come here.

14:16Yes, sir.

14:17Come here.

14:18Great.

14:19Wa-alai-kum as-salam.

14:21Don't get him.

14:22Can you have a household and can eat the rice?

14:26No, no, no.

14:26None of them else can eat the rice,

14:28but wouldn't eat the rice.

14:29Oh

14:32Oh

14:59I was told to ask you, I am a liar.

15:04I am not a liar.

15:06I am not a liar.

15:09I am not a liar.

15:12I am not a liar.

15:16I am not a liar.

15:19Go now.

15:21You are a liar.

15:25I am not going to die.

15:28I am not going to die.

15:33I am not going to die.

15:36God, don't do it.

15:39God, don't do it.

15:41If you don't do it, you will not die.

15:44You will not die.

15:46If you don't die, I will not die.

15:49I will be ready to take you to the house.

15:52You will not die again.

15:56Yes, my husband.

15:57You will be ready and I will be ready.

16:00You will not die again.

16:02You are not going to die here.

16:04In my head, my life is a human,

16:07I don't know.

16:09I am not going out to my head.

16:12In which morning my mother

16:15will find a good night?

16:16The way I have visto the clothes on my knees,

16:18I just remember.

16:20I'm going to get a little bit of a bite.

16:22I'm going to get a little bit of a bite.

16:24Oh, my God!

16:25My heart.

16:26I'm going to get a little bit of a bite.

16:28Come on.

16:30Go.

16:31If I'm dead?

16:32No, I'm dead.

16:34Oh!

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