- 6/23/2025
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
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00:00:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:16I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:21It's also killing me, is that?
00:00:23He's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:29Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:46Are they just... gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:59I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:14No.
00:01:15I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:20You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant!
00:01:25Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38now. Tristan, long time no see you. Mind if we skip the small talk? I wasn't planning on coming to
00:01:48Sherman Oaks on my way to New York. So is this your outfit or? Just hold on.
00:02:03I think that was last time we saw each other.
00:02:08I took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party. I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend,
00:02:22Stephen. Boyfriend. Is that all your luggage? Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first,
00:02:29so... Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:34I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart. Wow, Tristan. You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, Smiles. What exactly do you remember?
00:03:12Tell me, Smiles. What exactly do you remember?
00:03:16Not much. Perfect. Makes two of us. You're saying you don't remember me? Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways? Yeah. Totally.
00:03:32Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that. We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way. Agreed?
00:03:39Suit yourself. I'm sure your boyfriend staffed in. Stephen. Would appreciate that.
00:03:48I would appreciate that.
00:03:49I would appreciate that.
00:04:18Everything alright? Yeah. I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:25Tell me about it.
00:04:27She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married? Does she even know the guy?
00:04:32He and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love. What about you?
00:04:37Me?
00:04:39Yeah, you. Are you in love or what?
00:04:42Yeah, yeah. Actually, I am.
00:04:45Yeah?
00:04:47Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:49I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:55Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:01Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:09You look like, uh... nothing. Forget it.
00:05:13No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:05:18I was gonna say...
00:05:22You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:26Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:31You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:35Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye? Please?
00:05:42Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:48You got ten minutes max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:56Oh my...
00:06:02Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:05Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:14What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:17Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:23What are you doing here?
00:06:26Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:29I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:32What happened?
00:06:33Nothing, let's go.
00:06:35No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:43That's weird. I thought I heard her.
00:06:47Can I help you?
00:06:49You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:56Do I know you?
00:06:57Nah, but I know you.
00:06:59You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:08How do you even know Sammy? Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:11Let's just say I'm a friend. Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:18My kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:23And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:27You don't deserve to say her name. All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:32And you're here talking shit. When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:37Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:47Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:51The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my-
00:08:00The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:08:02You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha Smiles again,
00:08:07you just so much as look at her wrong.
00:08:10You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:12You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:14Got it?
00:08:17What the hell was that all about?
00:08:23Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:26Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:28God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:31Why would you just-
00:08:32Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:37Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:40Cuz, a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:42He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:45I would never do that to you Sam because I just-
00:08:49I-
00:08:51Because you what?
00:08:56Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:08:59What I wanna know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:02I can't, okay?
00:09:03You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:06Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:07No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:09Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:12I don't wanna cause any drama to Rene's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:18Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:22I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:25Please?
00:09:34Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:37Or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:43Better.
00:09:44Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:10:08No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:10:10That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:14Oh no. Are you alright?
00:10:16Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:18Seemed like he knew you.
00:10:20Big blonde guy, kinda looks like a surfer.
00:10:22Nope, doesn't sound familiar. Uh, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:25Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding. I gotta go.
00:10:27Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:10:29Yeah, I love you too. See you soon.
00:10:33Don't look at me like that.
00:10:34Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:37Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:40Good night, Tristan.
00:11:01Good night, Tristan.
00:11:02Good night.
00:11:05Good night, Tristan.
00:11:07This is the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:34You know what you need.
00:11:36It's a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:38I can't even swim.
00:11:40Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:45I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:48To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:53Earth to Samantha.
00:11:58Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:11Yes?
00:12:13Hey!
00:12:15You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:21Sure.
00:12:22Hey Savannah.
00:12:23It's Samantha.
00:12:24Oh.
00:12:25Right.
00:12:26For sure.
00:12:27Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:39You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:12:55I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:56Come on, Sabrina.
00:12:57You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:12:58Girl.
00:12:59I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:02You don't need me to get him.
00:13:04I'm nobody.
00:13:05What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:06What?
00:13:07What's your problem?
00:13:08Please.
00:13:09No one actually reads anymore.
00:13:10That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:13What?
00:13:14Hey.
00:13:15You want to be different so bad.
00:13:18You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:24What?
00:13:25Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:26She's like a girl.
00:13:27I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:29You don't need me to get him.
00:13:30I'm nobody.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32Look at her blushing. She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books
00:13:37Oh, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him. Just leave me alone
00:13:53Oh, yeah, is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:59Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:02You want his attention, sweetie? Well, then let us help you
00:14:14Hey, what the fuck was that
00:14:23She's not coming back up
00:14:31Oh
00:14:33Oh.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Hey.
00:14:59Tell me you're alright.
00:15:01Oh my God. Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:05Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:07Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:09Babe, come on. It was an accident.
00:15:11We were just messing around.
00:15:13I said get out.
00:15:15Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:17Go!
00:15:23Are you hurt?
00:15:25They must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:45For saving me.
00:15:47Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:55It isn't your fault.
00:15:57Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:15:59God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:01You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:03You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:05And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:11Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:13I'm so sorry. I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:15Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:19That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:23Oh, really?
00:16:25Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:41We shouldn't.
00:16:43Ren is my best friend.
00:16:45You kissed me first. Remember?
00:16:47I know, but...
00:16:49You're her older brother.
00:16:51And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:53I...
00:16:54But...
00:16:55But...
00:16:56You're not just any girl, Sam.
00:17:05Forget everyone else.
00:17:07It's just...
00:17:08You and me.
00:17:13Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:16I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:18Was that a yes or a no?
00:17:26I want you, Tristan.
00:17:37I don't want to stop.
00:17:55Don't.
00:17:57It's fine.
00:18:07Have you ever done this before?
00:18:10I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:37Sam?
00:18:39Sam?
00:18:41Where were you?
00:18:45Where were you?
00:18:46I went to the bathroom.
00:18:48I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:53I lost track of time at the lake.
00:18:56You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:03The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:06You brought me this.
00:19:08So, like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:11Right.
00:19:12I...
00:19:13Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:14Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:16It's all anyone does.
00:19:17It's always about Tristan.
00:19:20Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:27You would never do that to me.
00:19:29Right, Sam?
00:19:31You're my friend because you love me?
00:19:34Of course.
00:19:35You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:41You know I hate him.
00:19:42We both hate him.
00:19:43He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:51And he never will.
00:19:55Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:57And he never will.
00:19:58I know I can trust you.
00:20:01Always, Ren.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:03It's me and you.
00:20:04It's me and you.
00:20:14There they go.
00:20:15Showing out the golden boy.
00:20:16Again.
00:20:17Attention everyone.
00:20:18We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:21You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:26My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:28He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:35Isn't that right, son?
00:20:36Hey, yes, sir.
00:20:44Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh, great.
00:20:52The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:55Hey?
00:20:58Whoa, are you okay?
00:20:59You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:01You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:03Well, then let us help you.
00:21:06Hmm?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10Oh, yeah.
00:21:11Fine.
00:21:12God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:14I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:16You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:20I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:25Hey, Tristan.
00:21:26Can I talk to you?
00:21:27I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:31I'll...
00:21:33Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:35Need something?
00:21:37No.
00:21:38Never mind.
00:21:39Just...
00:21:41Forget it.
00:21:44Forget it.
00:21:45I knew you'd come around.
00:21:46Want to take this to your room?
00:21:48Uh, not in the mood.
00:21:49Okay.
00:21:56I knew you'd come around.
00:21:57Want to take this to your room?
00:21:58I knew you'd come around.
00:22:12Want to take this to your room?
00:22:15Not in the mood.
00:22:28I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:37Tristan!
00:22:38Come on!
00:22:39Open up, it's already 10.
00:22:40We've got to get on the road!
00:22:42If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:44I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:50Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:52Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:58Put some clothes on.
00:22:59The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:01I hate to break it to you,
00:23:02but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:05If you wanted to get me in bed,
00:23:09you could have just said so.
00:23:10Shut up.
00:23:11There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:13Put that on.
00:23:15God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:17Gee, thanks.
00:23:19Just paying back the favor.
00:23:21Consider us even now.
00:23:22Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:31Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34Why would I be?
00:23:36Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:37It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:39It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:43We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:45You can't tease me like this.
00:23:46What if I'm teasing, though?
00:23:50What if I'm serious?
00:23:51Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:23:54I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:56Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01Isn't this scary?
00:24:05We should get going.
00:24:07Meet you, son.
00:24:19We're out of gas.
00:24:20Don't worry, not.
00:24:21Filled up yesterday.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:28Got gas last night.
00:24:29We were taking your depression now.
00:24:30We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:33Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:34Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:37We're out of gas.
00:24:46So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:49Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:51Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:53No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:54It's basically just school and work.
00:24:57And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:24:59You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:02As much as I'd like to.
00:25:03I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:06What about you?
00:25:08I own my own business.
00:25:10Clean in pools.
00:25:11How did that happen?
00:25:13A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:19Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:24That's where I came in.
00:25:25Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:26A bad porno?
00:25:28Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:30Hey, Smiles.
00:25:45You still awake?
00:25:45I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:57Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Come in.
00:26:12You're gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:24I'm sorry.
00:26:25I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:32How did you get it?
00:26:33Playing football?
00:26:35I remember it was raining.
00:26:39I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:44I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:50That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:53I lost my scholarship.
00:26:55I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well,
00:27:01you forgot the rest of our life, shall we?
00:27:06Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:19I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:21I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:22What can I get for you?
00:27:31Just two coffees, please.
00:27:33Huh?
00:27:33So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:36You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:39Oh, no.
00:27:40We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:43He's her older brother.
00:27:44So, you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:47Well, that's complicated, but Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:50I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:52He doesn't even remember.
00:27:56Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:58You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:03wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:06Think again.
00:28:09Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:14What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:24Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:27I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:33Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:44I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:56Especially the last one.
00:29:02I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:07Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:08I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:13You know what else I remember?
00:29:15I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:21Oh, really?
00:29:22Is that it?
00:29:24What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:28You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:35That's exactly what I am.
00:29:36Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:54I filled up three hours ago.
00:29:56I told you this would happen.
00:30:04We're out of gas.
00:30:05No, we're not.
00:30:06For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:09Oh, yeah?
00:30:09How do you know?
00:30:10I know my car.
00:30:11My God.
00:30:14Do we have a problem?
00:30:16You are my problem.
00:30:18My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:20And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:23I know my car.
00:30:24Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:26What do you want me to say?
00:30:33That it's my fault?
00:30:35Fine.
00:30:35It's my fucking fault.
00:30:37This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:39God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:41So just told Ren no.
00:30:42Agreed to what?
00:30:47Ren talked you into this.
00:30:50Didn't she?
00:30:51You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:54Sam.
00:30:56Sam.
00:30:58No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:00I didn't mean it.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:08I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:13We're in this together.
00:31:14All right?
00:31:16You and me.
00:31:26What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:36Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:40We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:41For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:43Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:44Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:48I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:50You have my word, miss.
00:31:52Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:54Ah, just call me Bob.
00:31:58So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:01We're on our way to New York.
00:32:02My best friend's getting married.
00:32:03Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:05I'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress.
00:32:08Don't you agree, son?
00:32:10One hundred percent.
00:32:18How can I help you tonight?
00:32:20Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:24Ah, shoot.
00:32:26I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:31I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:35That's okay.
00:32:39We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:41Thanks.
00:32:43Uh, sir?
00:32:45We're the only spot in town.
00:32:47Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:54One room will be fine.
00:32:57Look, it's just one night.
00:32:59Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:05So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:16I...
00:33:17I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:21Let's just forget it.
00:33:22I'm sorry.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:32About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:36I know.
00:33:37Good night, Sam.
00:33:48Hey, honey.
00:33:50Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:51I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:52How's the drive been?
00:33:53It's been crazy, honestly.
00:33:56The car broke down and we had to...
00:33:57That's nice.
00:33:58Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:01My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:03I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:05Are you kidding?
00:34:06I mean...
00:34:07No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:08You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:10Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:12I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:14He needs me.
00:34:14Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:15Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:18I mean...
00:34:19No, no, no.
00:34:19We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:21God, how could you?
00:34:22I...
00:34:22What was that?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:32Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing.
00:34:33My co-worker just said something.
00:34:35Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:34:38get back.
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:39See you soon.
00:34:39Hey, you okay?
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:55Broke up with him.
00:34:57What are you going to say?
00:34:58I told you so.
00:34:59You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:00Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:01Sam, no.
00:35:03I'm sorry.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:06I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:07Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:08Okay, just wait.
00:35:09Just wait.
00:35:09No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:11I should have said...
00:35:12No, I should have...
00:35:13Sam!
00:35:13Sam!
00:35:14Sam!
00:35:14God, let me go, let me go, you fucking jerk!
00:35:20Will you just stop and find a help?
00:35:36Sam!
00:35:37Why?
00:35:38Because!
00:35:39Because why?
00:35:40Because he can't swim.
00:35:41You remember.
00:35:42Sam!
00:35:43Just...
00:35:44Just...
00:35:45Sam!
00:35:46Just listen...
00:35:47Don't!
00:35:48You lied to me, Tristan!
00:35:49You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin!
00:35:51Everything!
00:35:52Don't you?
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:55I remember.
00:35:58Sam!
00:35:59Where...
00:36:00Where are you going?
00:36:03Sam!
00:36:04Where...
00:36:05Where are you going?
00:36:06Get as far away from you as I can!
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole!
00:36:11Sam!
00:36:12Just stop!
00:36:13Samantha!
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:20Alright.
00:36:21Yeah, be right there.
00:36:27Fuck!
00:36:37I've picked up the car.
00:36:52Um...
00:36:53We're not gonna leave in Towie.
00:37:02We're not gonna leave in Towie.
00:37:04Talk!
00:37:07Talk!
00:37:10I don't feel like talking.
00:37:15What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:21But I don't wanna think anymore.
00:37:24Never.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:26Mm-hmm.
00:37:32How much...
00:37:33Have you had to drink?
00:37:34Doesn't matter.
00:37:39You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:42Things I've never felt before.
00:37:46I hate you so much.
00:37:49But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:56And I don't have to.
00:37:57I don't want you so bad.
00:38:13I don't know.
00:38:17I am sorry.
00:38:19I'm sorry.
00:38:24I can't.
00:38:44Hey, you hungry?
00:38:49Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:02Like you not talking to me?
00:39:05Not even looking at me?
00:39:09Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey, answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:19This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:30Want me to fix me like that?
00:39:32Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36You think I don't want you?
00:39:38You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:42I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:46And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:52But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:39:56More like, hey, it's dead.
00:40:06I mean, you die.
00:40:08And then I'm planning to take advantage of you.
00:40:09I might be with you for the Carrie, who is not going to do it.
00:40:11I mean, what do you do?
00:40:13Too much.
00:40:13Do a C acá.
00:40:14Should I have the wind?
00:40:15Ready?
00:40:15Is that fuck you fortunately?
00:40:16I'm near!
00:40:16Any good� lot?
00:40:17I was in mi.
00:40:18Is that this thing you need to last night?
00:40:19Still running on a train?
00:40:20I remember.
00:40:21I was waiting to kind of go, soverage you could do it.
00:40:22I don't know what you're interested.
00:40:49Hey!
00:40:50So one room or two?
00:40:51Um, one room, please.
00:40:57Here you go.
00:40:59We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:02Mine died in the pool.
00:41:04Tell her to say hi.
00:41:06Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:09Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:11Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:13Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:15I fell in a pool.
00:41:16It's a long story, but I...
00:41:18I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be.
00:41:20I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:21I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:24God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:26So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29About that, I...
00:41:30I'm sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:33Love you!
00:41:38Everything good?
00:41:39Yeah.
00:41:40Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:41You okay?
00:41:42Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:48Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:55What?
00:41:56Why?
00:41:57Is this because of Renee?
00:41:58Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:00And it can't happen again.
00:42:06Really?
00:42:07Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:13You tell me.
00:42:14No, you tell me.
00:42:15You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:17Let's do it.
00:42:18What are you talking about?
00:42:19You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:21There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:22You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:25I hate Tristan.
00:42:26Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:27Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:28And he never will.
00:42:29Ring any bells?
00:42:30You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:33Did you mean it?
00:42:34Of course I didn't.
00:42:35I didn't.
00:42:36I didn't.
00:42:37I didn't.
00:42:38I didn't.
00:42:39I didn't.
00:42:40I didn't.
00:42:41I didn't.
00:42:42I didn't.
00:42:43I didn't.
00:42:44I didn't.
00:42:45I didn't.
00:42:46I didn't.
00:42:47Of course I didn't.
00:42:48Then why'd you say it?
00:42:50Why'd you push me away?
00:42:51And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:54Renee is my best friend.
00:42:56And she...
00:42:57You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just...
00:43:01I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:03God.
00:43:04I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I don't regret last night.
00:43:09And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:12I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:16It's okay.
00:43:17I...
00:43:18I get it.
00:43:19You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:22You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:27You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:32I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:43Tristan!
00:43:44My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:55And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:43:59Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:08I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:20It isn't stupid.
00:44:21You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:26Then it's worth it.
00:44:28My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31You're not still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:46Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:53It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:15You deserve everything.
00:45:17You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:21I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:32I never have.
00:45:58Oh, finally made it.
00:46:03I have something for you.
00:46:06A cell phone?
00:46:11If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:19Wild Stallion?
00:46:21Is that your code name?
00:46:23Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:25I can't help you.
00:46:27We hate each other.
00:46:31Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:34That's what you want, right?
00:46:35Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:38I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five year late.
00:46:42Ow.
00:46:43Uh, your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:46You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:51So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:53You motherfuckers.
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:59You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Oh, whoa.
00:47:02Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:09And you must be Samantha.
00:47:11Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:13I feel like I already know you.
00:47:14Hey.
00:47:15Bring it in.
00:47:17I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Oh.
00:47:19Yes!
00:47:20Oh, my God!
00:47:21Oh, my God!
00:47:22I know!
00:47:23I'm surprised.
00:47:24Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:27What are you going to do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:29A pirouette on her corpse, if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:47:32Relax, run.
00:47:33It wasn't bad.
00:47:34It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:37You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:39because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:42Yeah?
00:47:43And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:48Thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:51I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:54Geez.
00:47:55You are not kidding.
00:47:56They really do hate each other.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59Anywho!
00:48:02You big, strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:05I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Deep tissue!
00:48:18Okay, the tie works.
00:48:24Mom!
00:48:25Please!
00:48:26Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:30Are you alone?
00:48:32You wish.
00:48:33I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:34My room's next door.
00:48:35That's too bad.
00:48:36You should be in mine instead.
00:48:37Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:39I like it when you call me that.
00:48:40What's your room number?
00:48:41I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:42You can't.
00:48:43I'm with your sister.
00:48:44Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:45Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:47I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:48See what I mean?
00:48:49Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:51Come to my room later, please.
00:48:53Sam?
00:48:54Are you alive?
00:48:55I gotta go.
00:48:56I'll talk to you later.
00:49:01Okay, which ones?
00:49:03I think the pearls.
00:49:06Thank God you're here.
00:49:08I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:11It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:16If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:20the way here.
00:49:21When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:26When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:28I broke up with him.
00:49:30When?
00:49:31Why?
00:49:32He's cheating on me.
00:49:33You were right, Wren.
00:49:34I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:35I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:36Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told
00:49:49me he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:53God, I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:02How do you take it?
00:50:03Like a pussy?
00:50:05I have no clue.
00:50:06My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:14Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:19I'm done with him.
00:50:20That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:25And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:41Oh God, I miss you so much.
00:50:43We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:47I'm going to hedge you all to myself for days nonstop.
00:50:51I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:54Wait, hold on.
00:50:55Can we, can we talk?
00:50:57Sure.
00:50:59What about?
00:51:00I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:07So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:08Thank you, Justin.
00:51:09I didn't even think of that.
00:51:10So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:11Does she know about us?
00:51:12No, but I think...
00:51:13I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:14Tomorrow.
00:51:15Are you sure?
00:51:16Your parents are going to be here and...
00:51:17I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:19I'm done, too.
00:51:20No more hiding.
00:51:21I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:22You're not too.
00:51:23I can tell her the truth.
00:51:24I have to tell her the truth.
00:51:25I want you to have to be here.
00:51:27But I'm done, too.
00:51:28No more hiding.
00:51:29I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:52How could you?
00:52:08I...
00:52:09I...
00:52:10Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning and, uh...
00:52:21Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:23She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:27And she saw us and...
00:52:31Oh, my God.
00:52:37You were right.
00:52:39I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:43If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me a idiot.
00:52:48Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock, too.
00:52:58Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:14See you over here, Silicon.
00:53:15I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:30Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:32It's good to have you.
00:53:33I'm getting married.
00:53:34I'm so afraid.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:37How's Wren?
00:53:39I'm getting married.
00:53:40As well as can be expected.
00:53:43You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:53Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:04I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:06Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:13Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:15I broke up with him.
00:54:16Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:30Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:34And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:38Let's just go talk some...
00:54:38No!
00:54:40Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:46God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:17You know I love you.
00:55:18I would never cheat on you.
00:55:19I saw her.
00:55:21She was on your lap.
00:55:22You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:26Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:28You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that...
00:55:32That girl...
00:55:33She's nobody.
00:55:35I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:59Not anymore.
00:55:59Now, get out.
00:56:17My dad isn't coming.
00:56:20Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:25Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:31I tried calling.
00:56:33This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:37He gets that from my dad.
00:56:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:42It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:46It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:49You're right.
00:56:51I didn't tell you because...
00:56:53Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:56:57And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:01I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:04I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:07Not even you.
00:57:09Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:15You love Tristan?
00:57:20Yes.
00:57:20I loved him.
00:57:22I loved him.
00:57:27I love him so much.
00:57:34But then you need to tell him.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:37Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:01Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:09Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:15Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:22You may kiss the bride.
00:58:24Have you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:48I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:55Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:06and you just let me lay in your bed
00:59:10like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:12Please, let me explain.
00:59:16Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:23What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:38I remember when I went to see Tristan during the fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:52He told me his football career was over after that, but what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:01All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:04So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:17I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:19Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:23If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:27Come here.
01:00:28Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:45I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:50Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:58I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized Ren had it right.
01:01:15Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:18Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:25Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:28Or a few days.
01:01:30That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:32And that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom.
01:01:37And to love that is timeless.
01:01:40Excuse me.
01:01:51Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes, it's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:58Give me a call when you can.
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:02I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely.
01:02:05You know, your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:09I look forward to your call.
01:02:10Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:36I...
01:02:36I was scared.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:45I was angry, hurt.
01:02:47And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:48So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:02:55I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:04So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:12You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:24I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:35Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:39It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:42And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:49Yeah, I know I should let you go.
01:03:50But I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:03:56How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:58Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:06I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:17Forget the past.
01:04:18Ignore the future.
01:04:19Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:20You and me.
01:04:21We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:23I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:24You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:28Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:31You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say yes.
01:04:35Please say yes, please.
01:04:50Yes.
01:04:51And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:02I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:06Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:09Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:13They're making out too.
01:05:16Whoa.
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:17Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:23I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:26Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:28Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:31You're always going to be number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:35Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:39Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station.
01:05:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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