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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back in it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:14journey of one foot in the grave with victor and margaret what adventures are going to be
00:18happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen you will
00:21hear it again but snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring it on don't forget to like
00:26subscribe free to do helps out the channel tremendously shout out to the patreons as
00:30well as always uh come rock with me come kick it and leave your thoughts down below let's get it
00:35snacks not included let's freaking go
00:38but i am just too long in the tooth so i'm an oap and weak mean but i'm not yet quite going to see
00:49i may be over the hill now that i have retired fading away but i'm not yet expired
00:57clapped out run down too old to save one foot in the grave
01:04well that's that i owe her for another year the joyous ritual of our annual pilgrimage to see
01:24great aunt joyce it's more like entering a mummy's tomb every time we go there
01:30isn't my imagination why has it got cold in here still these would be a real godsend won't they
01:37a pair of gloves with six fingers in each hand
01:41trying to tell me i'd grow into them
01:46what you're going to live with me next time a balaclava with two heads
01:51yes well if you ever get to that oh for the love of mike what is it what's got
02:01why did i even think it would be a good idea to say it needed repapering i must want my head
02:11testing can't understand it put enough paste on this to sink a battleship
02:17slapping it here there and everywhere like charlie drake and the sistine chapel
02:22what are we going to do with this save it till we need a giant elastoplast
02:28there are some of those refuse bags in the shed you'd better bring half a dozen
02:33got a pet what the heck
02:44look at that just sit right through it i'm telling you if she has to spend another night
02:53here i may have to kill her i know
02:54yes well she's a lot of upset this last week i mean you wouldn't like it if your flat was
03:00flooded they knew it nowhere else to stay
03:06jean jean
03:09oh for a stick of dynamite
03:12jean
03:13what's happened
03:15has there been an earthquake
03:18no it's just victor's papers come down
03:21here
03:22oh what a shame after all the work he put into it this morning
03:29oh is it so late already
03:31oh those antihistamines are making me a bit dopey i think
03:36yes
03:37anyway
03:40you have a nice time over there
03:42how was she
03:44yeah
03:44same as usual
03:46where the curtain's gone
03:48oh yes i took them down to the dry cleaners for you
03:52and the ones in the front bedroom
03:54talk about long overdue for a wash
03:57did they come to take that picture back
04:02picture
04:03the enlargement we had done at the photoshop that went horribly wrong
04:09they said they'd pick it up about four o'clock
04:11oh yes yes i remember now yes
04:14no they didn't
04:16unless it was them at the front door when i was in the bath
04:22about four o'clock time
04:24oh when i turned off the central heating
04:28i didn't think it was helping nikki's tummy bug
04:31wasn't it
04:34no according to my book it's not very good for cockatiels
04:38too much hot air with no moisture
04:40no quite good for drying out wallpaper possibly
04:44but not for his little tummy
04:46that would explain it
04:49i'd better be getting on up now then
04:51take my face off
04:53see you in the morning
04:55night jean
04:57i love when she's married
05:01wow
05:02love that photo
05:05and now she'll be in that bloody bathroom for an hour and a half
05:13taking her face off
05:15bottle of hydrochloric acid we could do it in ten seconds
05:19it's a lot worse than her
05:23you've just got a bit of patience
05:25it seems to be doing the trick the end of it
05:31what's that
05:32this whatever it is that person does to your feet
05:35and that quack you've started going to in banbury crescent
05:38she's not a quack it's called reflexology it's a recognized science
05:43she just stimulates different parts of your foot
05:46and it reduces all your anxiety and stress
05:48and you come away ready to cope with life's little problems
05:53it'll never last
06:02you cocky little bastard
06:06you know what you can do with it as well don't you
06:12i don't care
06:13where are my bloody mary goats
06:15morning
06:36just thought i'd get some of the filth out of these cupboards for you
06:40well i don't suppose you get the time do you
06:43i mean you couldn't hope to keep this place spotless and i wouldn't expect it
06:48i take it there's still no news then of when you could move back into your flat
06:54oh no
06:55well obviously they can't start pumping it out until the rains have let out
07:00no
07:01oh yes
07:05any time you like
07:07matey
07:08wherever you like
07:10unbelievable
07:14do you see what he'd done
07:16who
07:17that chimney sweep working number 12 across the road
07:20he'd only stuck his van in our bloody front lawn
07:23i'll give him nowhere else to park
07:26cocky bastard
07:28he wasn't going to move it either if i hadn't threatened to let his tires down
07:33sweep his chimney for him next time he tries that lark
07:37oh
07:38is that this morning's local
07:41exclusive pics from mp's gay love nest
07:46more rubbish they've dug up
07:48now then
07:50now then
07:51where are we
07:52i don't suppose for one second that they've printed
07:55hello
07:57success
07:58what
08:00is your letter in there then
08:01yes
08:02oh
08:04can you believe
08:07this
08:07listen to this
08:09on monday night i wrote to you a paper complaining about supermarket trolleys and public laboratories
08:15and was somewhat alarmed to find my letter signed
08:19polly the penguin of the oswestry park bird sanctuary
08:22well elsewhere on the page was a report incorrectly stating that i had just laid a five pound egg for the first time in captivity
08:31greater accuracy by your proofreaders in future would be much appreciated
08:36well that's what she wrote wasn't it yes that's what i wrote but look what's underneath
08:41you're sincerely mildred herring thirteen bolsova house redmots
08:46i mean i don't really i don't make these mistakes who the hell's mildred herring
08:56i think she's the editor isn't she
09:00yes look up here
09:03if you have any views about local matters please send them to the editor victor meldrew
09:0919th
09:10ha ha
09:11ha
09:12ha
09:13exactly the same thing
09:14bloody paper
09:16i mean how do they make these mistakes i don't know why i bought
09:20oh
09:21oh
09:22in the name of bloody hell
09:24oh my goodness
09:29oh my goodness
09:30oh
09:31oh
09:32oh
09:33oh
09:34oh
09:35oh
09:36oh
09:37oh
09:38oh i still have this ruddy thing
09:41oh
09:42oh
09:43rest is
09:44when did you last have a tetanus
09:46oh
09:47oh
09:48oh
09:49oh
09:50oh
09:51oh
09:52oh
09:53oh
09:54oh
09:55just stand there
09:56and don't panic
09:57whoa
09:58i think we've got something up still
09:59oh
10:00don't panic don't panic
10:02don't panic
10:03oh
10:04oh
10:05oh
10:06oh
10:07knowing
10:17oh
10:18oh
10:20oh
10:22oh
10:23oh
10:24oh
10:25oh
10:26oh
10:27wow
10:28good
10:29oh
10:30Yes, how extremely side-splittingly funny.
10:33That's just about the level of your...
10:34Oh, my goodness.
10:37What a day.
10:52Morning, Mr. Meldrew.
10:54You need a bath?
10:58No.
11:00Bit of a maze at the moment, isn't it?
11:03Just up here getting a tetanus booster.
11:07So, what about...
11:09Oh, yes, fine, thank you.
11:11Yes, I'm only in for an overnight.
11:13Not before time.
11:14My foreskin's been on the waiting list nearly three years.
11:17Oh!
11:21Terrible when you get stuck in a bottleneck like that.
11:26Bigger fun?
11:27I wasn't sorry to see the back of it.
11:28I don't mind saying it.
11:30Actually, I'm glad I bumped into you, only we've got a bit of a do-on at home tomorrow night.
11:35It's the annual knees-up of the Dixon of Doc Green Appreciation Society,
11:39and things can sometimes get a bit merry round about half past nine,
11:43so do feel free to bang on the wall, won't you?
11:46I'd hate to think we were causing a nuisance.
11:48Ah, yes.
11:50Well, I'm sure it shouldn't do that.
11:52Anyway, better see if I can find my way out now, I suppose, and good luck with the other.
11:58Oh, thank you very much.
12:00Can you see down the end, where they've taken all the plaster off?
12:04Mm-mm.
12:06Turn right there, and you'll be out in the car park.
12:08Well, that was as clear as mud.
12:29Two and a half hours, and I still haven't the faintest idea what it was all about.
12:34You can't beat a good mystery.
12:40Yes, but I mean, who did it then, in the end?
12:48The short, fat one with the ginger moustache.
12:51How could it have been her?
12:55She fell out of a helicopter halfway through, going over Cheddar Gorge.
12:59Ah, but you never saw her hit the ground, did you?
13:03That's where they were clever.
13:09Right.
13:14And another thing.
13:16If that man who looked like David Dimbleby was supposed to know who the killer was,
13:19why did he arrange to meet him under a bridge at half past three in the morning?
13:24And who was that dwarf in the bowler hat that kept running through the woods
13:28in slow motion?
13:30Now, I did find out what that was all about.
13:34Well, it's only a story.
13:37Oh, are you going for another session with your reflexologist tomorrow
13:42in Banbury Crescent?
13:44Mm, I was planning to, yes.
13:46Only I wondered if you'd just pop by the flat for me
13:50and pick up a few clothes.
13:52I've written a list out here.
13:55Yes, I expect so.
14:00How exactly does it work again, this treatment?
14:04I was wondering if I ought to book myself a few sessions.
14:08Well, there's nothing much to it, really.
14:10You just lie back and close your eyes and you go off into a kind of trance.
14:15Then she just manipulates different bits of your feet with her little finger.
14:21And then 20 minutes later, you come away and it's wonderful.
14:25Feeling all relaxed and tickety.
14:28What they watched.
14:45Oh, I see.
14:47The police can use sperm now as a way of finger-printing people.
14:55Don't see what was wrong with the old ink pads.
15:01They deserve a purpose.
15:06How's Nicky's tummy today?
15:07Did you take him off to the bird hospital?
15:09Yes.
15:10They put him onto some antibiotic millet,
15:13which is supposed to be very good.
15:15This is nice.
15:20Not that I can taste it with my allergy, of course.
15:24Might be absolutely horrible.
15:27Damn.
15:29Wow.
15:30Really delicious.
15:33Yeah.
15:35So, whose head was that in the fridge?
15:38That never fitted into the plot either, as far as I could see.
15:42That was her boyfriend, wasn't it?
15:45So, who killed him then?
15:47Nobody.
15:48I thought he was supposed to have committed suicide.
15:52What?
15:53And then stuck his own head to the fridge?
15:55Yeah, I mean, that's that's what...
15:57I don't know how on earth you're meant to fathom these things out.
16:00I mean, you say it's just a story,
16:02but there's got to be some point to it all.
16:03I mean, you can't just have a lot of weird things all happening for no reason.
16:07Why not?
16:11Well, because.
16:13Otherwise, nothing that happens would make any sense.
16:18No.
16:18Oh, that's creepy music.
16:32Yeah, but it rains and pours.
16:41Damn.
16:41She's got a nice pool.
16:46Oh, my God.
17:16Oh
17:46Oh
17:55Dear editor, I wonder if through your columns I might express
18:01My concern about several loose paving slabs outside the off-license in Gosport Terrace. Oh, yes, I agree with that one
18:11I wish I was the editor of that thing
18:13A few letters I'd printed it straight away. I'll tell you
18:19Dear mr. Meldrew, I was utterly appalled by your front page articles
18:28Photos of our local MP and his partner taken through a bedroom window
18:33There is no justification for this blatant invasion of privacy. Oh, yes a lot of letters about that one home
18:40Yeah, when you clean this cage out this morning. Yes, are you sure you close the door properly?
18:48Why what are you
18:50Oh
18:52God, oh
18:54Nicky, Nicky
18:56Where is he?
18:57Where is he?
18:58Where is he?
18:59Oh, my God!
19:00I know what happened someday!
19:02Where are you, Nicky?
19:04No, no, no, no, keep calm, Mrs. Warboys. We didn't know he's...
19:07Mrs. Warboys!
19:09No, Mrs. Warboys, I'm sorry, but no!
19:13I just thought I saw something fluttering up there and...
19:15I have not coming up another bloody tree just to bring down a piece of soggy white toilet paper!
19:20I mean, how can you get it up there anyway?
19:24What if he's been eaten by a cat?
19:26Well, at least you'll be in the dry
19:29So you get back indoors, I feel like a drowned rat!
19:33A key, Mr. Meldrew?
19:35This morning, you asked if you could borrow my key for the day so you could...
19:41I left it in the hall table for you to...
19:49Brilliant!
19:52Margaret will be back soon!
19:54Not for another hour, she won't!
19:56You must stay here to face to death!
20:05It sounds like a right haul to do, doesn't it?
20:06Anyway, now you're inside, you can get dried off and come inside and join in the fun!
20:19Everybody, this is Mr. Meldrew from next door and his friend Mrs. Warboys.
20:25They've been looking for their cockatiel and got locked out of the house, if we can believe such a thing.
20:30What do we say to them?
20:31Evening, oh!
20:32Uh, now, would either of you like a nice, strong drop of whisky to warm yourselves up?
20:38Oh, yes, I wouldn't go amiss, thank you very much!
20:41No, no, no, you have to say no thank you sir, not while I'm on duty!
20:45As soon as part of the silliness.
20:47Mr. Christmas, would you pop through and put the kettle on again, will you?
20:51And now, Mr. Partridge and Mr. Gallimore, if you'd both like to budge up so that they can sit down...
20:56There we are, that's the ticket.
20:58Uh, now, I don't know if you're into party games at all, but, uh, we were just in the middle of a bout of hangman, so, uh, do feel free to join in.
21:07Now, um, who's go, well, it was yours, Mr. Gallimore, I think.
21:10Uh, gee.
21:11Uh, no, no, I don't think he's gonna make it easy.
21:14Uh, Mr. Meldra, you care to have a stab at it at all?
21:16Ha, ha, ha!
21:26Oh, man.
21:56Where have you been until this hour?
22:04Twenty past nine.
22:06I'm ready for a bath.
22:09Third this evening's local.
22:10Don't expect they've printed that second correction yet.
22:14I went for a drink with Meg after work.
22:17I did ring, but of course there was no answer.
22:19Oh, you're back!
22:22Can you believe it?
22:25All the time we've been out searching for...
22:28Oh, you little terror.
22:30We've been climbing up the streets and everything.
22:34Come along.
22:35Let's get you upstairs.
22:38My...
22:40God!
22:43I feel as though I've been up the Amazon and back today.
22:46I do straight.
22:48Oh, yes.
22:50The old tension coming on again, is it?
22:54Hmm?
22:55I expect you need another session with your reflexologist in Banbury Crescent.
23:00Quite soothing, is it, the treatment you get up there?
23:04Yes, why?
23:05As you're lying on a bed with your eyes closed, drifting into a trance.
23:11Quite soothing as she runs her little finger over your feet.
23:16I told you, yes.
23:17I told you, yes.
23:18Why?
23:19And you're quite sure, are you, that it's her little finger she's using?
23:25Yes, of course.
23:26What do you mean?
23:27Oh!
23:28Just something I read in here.
23:31In this article on the growing problem of suburban prostitution.
23:38I wonder if this strikes a chord at all.
23:42An interview with bored housewife Vicky, 32,
23:48who entertains a wide variety of clients
23:52behind the lace curtains of her bungalow in Banbury Crescent.
23:57I get all kinds coming round, young and old.
24:03They all look normal, but you'd be surprised at the things they ask you to do.
24:08One bloke likes me walking across his back in high-heeled shoes.
24:13Another, elderly gent, pays me just to stroke the soles of his feet with my breasts.
24:20Oh, ho, ho, ho!
24:24Wow.
24:26I suppose it takes all sorts.
24:29Just, just remind me, will you, how this all started in the first place?
24:39Hmm?
24:41It was, uh, Big Jeff in the chip shop.
24:45He said he went to this woman who had a magic tush with feet
24:48and he got rid of all his stress and tension
24:51and did I want her telephone number?
24:53So, you went round and asked if she would do the same for you as she did for him.
25:00Well, yes, I mean, I just...
25:03I don't even know what to say.
25:05Come away, all relaxed and tickety.
25:09Five times, you...
25:13But, I mean, where did I get the idea that she was a reflexologist?
25:17Where do you get any of your ideas, Victor?
25:20You tell me, because I just...
25:23I mean, nobody would believe it, would they?
25:27That someone could lie there with a nipple between their toes
25:30and let someone realise.
25:33But you talk about things making sense.
25:38Well, I, I mean, I don't understand.
25:41I mean, she just...
25:43Oh!
25:45My punctures are giving me jip again.
25:48I suppose I'd better go and put some ointment on them.
25:51No, Margaret, I'm sorry...
25:58Walk away, bro.
26:00Walk away.
26:02Well, that's a happy ending, isn't it?
26:12After all...
26:13Ooh!
26:14I wonder where it got to all that while.
26:18I suppose it'll just have to remain a mystery like a lot of things.
26:22Oh, excuse me.
26:25Not getting any better, then.
26:27Sorry?
26:28Your hay fever.
26:30Oh, no, I'm fine with pollen.
26:32That's not the problem at all.
26:34It's the feathers that set me off.
26:39Feathers?
26:40Yes, I've always been cursed for that, since I was a girl.
26:45Then why on earth have you got a bird as a pet if you're allergic to feathers?
26:51I've only thought about it like that.
26:56The pleasure it gives me and the companionship are the important things.
27:02Well, I mean, you put up with all the misery, don't you,
27:07if it's something you love?
27:10You sure does.
27:15You ready for a cup of tea?
27:17Oh, yes, Jean.
27:19I could just do with that.
27:40What?
27:41What?
27:46How the heck?
27:59Holy shit.
28:00What is it?
28:03What the heck?
28:05What the heck?
28:06What happened last year?
28:07Mm.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:09What's it?
28:10What the heck?
28:11Oh, my God.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:14All right.
28:15Meldrew a taste you can dish it out to others, but can you take it yourself?
28:34Let's go what an episode
28:45Oh
28:47I had a blast guys
29:01It's like everybody gonna know what is one underwear he got and all that
29:15Ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it. Another banger episode fun-filled
29:26You know, we'll talk about it. Hold on a second. Ladies and gentlemen
29:31This is the definition of comedy gold
29:33How the hell did little Nicky get back in man cuz didn't they close the stuff?
29:40Or am I just bugging I thought they closed the windows. I don't know I should they make no
29:45Much sense, but you know what?
29:47Uh, at least for this episode man. This was so good to have
29:52The lovely the wonderful mrs. War boys man. I just love her
29:58You know, sometimes her sarcastic kind of comments or little digs or like I call it a little jabs
30:05Yeah, I don't know if this food is even good or not or anything
30:08Like yeah, how you a guest in their home. They've done like this nice and this is why I love her because she's just so naturally
30:15Funny or at least the lines that she's delivering, you know with her expertise as an actress
30:20You know just delivers these comedic, uh, you know gold performances here, but yeah, she's
30:26definitely
30:28Been doing both both margaret and victor's head in but on this one. I think she
30:33Bothered more margaret than she did
30:38Let me not take that back because he got all wet and shit multiple times not just from the rain
30:43But you know going over to you know her place and getting the clothes until he got attacked by the duck
30:50Oh my god that another crazy, you know seems like this is an incredible story that we're seeing
30:57Um
30:58But that whole mp thing with the name replace and getting a dose of its own medicine was a sight to behold
31:07One that many people in the community on the news, you know, obviously are going to be seeing for quite
31:17Oh, man
31:17Anybody enjoyed margaret's performance? I thought she was spectacular. I don't know if we give her enough credit, but man
31:24When she's fired up
31:27She gets i'm i'm like amped up and shit because she's getting
31:30You know, she's getting more pissed off as the episode goes on from start to finish, you know, you know, mrs
31:36Warboys, you know, was looking out for little nicky. I'm just gonna call her pet little nicky. Um, and
31:43You know, they got that wallpaper that they spent time back in the day
31:47Uh, you know spent some time back in the day and now you know with the she turned off the you know, the uh, the heat or whatever
31:53You know, all that shit started coming out man. So one thing. Um
31:58One thing I gotta say this guy victor
32:01Victor meldrew has
32:03Some moments with uh, you know some prostitutes. They get in trouble. I think it was it not the first episode that he got in trouble
32:10Where you know, uh
32:12He leaned in you know, uh, they had like a lady outside, you know
32:15She came near and then he got in trouble with the cops and shit
32:18So it seems like he gets a little bit of trouble, uh
32:20With some uh prizes man, but man to see margaret so pissed off you knew something was up
32:26You feeling it and then you get you get this uh, kind of mic drop moments here, man
32:31And this is why you know, she is so fab. She's amazing. Mrs. Warboys cannot give her enough credit
32:36Obviously, we love her to pieces, but you know victor, uh, you know having to sit on the uh, what do you call it?
32:42The donut, you know inflatable donut the things you use, uh, you know on the river you're chilling out, you know a little uh
32:49lazy river action there's uh, that was cool to see
32:53uh, when he got
32:55When he sat down on that shit, I felt some pain, you know
32:59I started envisioning myself in that scenario
33:02So the show has a way of just blending in so many incredible moments. It just it always leaves me guessing
33:10Uh surprised but uh, you know anxious to see more but man these three it starts with these three
33:16But did anybody else enjoy the um
33:20The interaction with him and uh, mr swaney. I loved it
33:23So I should do the hospital bit and then when he came inside you guys are gonna have to fill me in
33:27Uh, it said constable something so he uh, and they were like dressed up, you know, um
33:33In you know their game night and shit like that
33:35So either that's from a movie or it's from a show because they said a little line
33:39Uh, and even telling uh victor's gotta respond to a certain way
33:44So it's either a movie or a show please fill me in we can't know everything but um in that moment funny as hell
33:51uh, you know the missus coming back
33:53After she needs she definitely needed a drink ladies and gentlemen and it all you know, it all comes to life
34:00It is such a really good show man. Like I mean this show does wonders for my house, man
34:06I I don't it sounds stupid
34:08But it's it's like pro law, you know, it's keeping me going ladies and gentlemen victor quite the damn amazing character
34:15and now, you know, we know
34:18You know, he's thinking he's going to this, you know foot specialist using little fingers and shit
34:22Uh, and yeah, when we find out, you know, what it really is
34:27Wow, man boy, man, I think probably my jaw might have dropped in that moment or maybe I was shocked
34:32I don't even know I I would have to go back and see how we reacted in that moment
34:36But man, this show is just brilliant
34:39Great moments great characters. I really do enjoy uh, mr. Sweeney, uh, you know, it's I I say it a lot that, you know
34:48Yeah, he has neighbors that don't like him, but you know for the most part him and mr. Sweeney are real chill
34:53So not everybody in the neighborhood, uh, dislikes him. Obviously, we don't dislike him
34:59You know, we love him to pieces. You all love him. A lot of you guys are late to him, too
35:04And you know what? Um, it's just a just an epic damn show
35:08So ladies and gentlemen, if you enjoy the show, don't forget to like comment subscribe free to do
35:13Uh, man, when she came back, i'm still thinking about you know with the wallpaper and coming down and she like man
35:18They they just came back from somewhere. They got he got six hand, you know mittens now, you know
35:24He might get the this two two-headed uh baliklava man. Oh my god. Just imagine that shit
35:29You know, listen, we used to get those what we call the ugly sweaters that the aunts would make and share
35:34Used to get them for christmas like crazy, man, but that's some next level
35:41That's some next level stuff
35:42So anyways banger episode check plenty of laughs check, uh, you know some sad kind of moments, you know with you know hearing about
35:50You know her place getting flooded, but they're they're you know, this family here, you know meldrews
35:57They're not you know, they have experience, you know, their house catastrophes
36:01They've had a lot of problems on their own
36:03So, you know, I thought it was dope of them to you know, let mrs war boy stay obviously again real quick
36:09Uh, you know when she was cleaning up. Oh, obviously you don't have no time to clean and she's like, you know
36:13I just love those little chats that she does
36:16She's like she's cleaning up, but she's still shitting out on you
36:19And making you feel bad like damn and margaret man felt for her on this one. She was great
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